Game just came out of early access. Is it worth pirating?

>>385884316
No, it's inventive, original, and very cute. You should give money to the devs.

>>385884438
>t. dev

Played an hour or so, starting to get it, got a farm and chicken coop going with 4 tall pens. Some tabys, booms, crystal, and radiation. Might change out radiation don't know.

Game seems simple but I just started so who knows

Tried it out during the sale. Got boring fast so I refunded it.

>>385884316
It did ? I spend alot of time with my gf playing it. Didn't try out the glass desert yet. You spend most of the time discovering stuff as first timer, once you discover most of the stuff it's farming time onwards. You won't "replay" or start over for 2nd run. Is it worth it ? Well maybe on sales.

It's the free game of the new month on Xbox

>>385884438
No, it is a degeneracy pushing mess where you play as a lesbian nigger with problem hair.

>>385885074
jesus christ i thought that was a mask

This game is brand new? Why is it already free on Xbox?

>>385885074
but it never shows the main character in game
who gives a shit

>>385885027
That's how I got it. Actually pretty awesome. It's cute and fun, and there's a lot of random exploration. It's one of those games you're never really sure what's around the next corner.

It's a cute game to idly waste time in.

>>385884587
The dev does actually post here, so this wouldn't surprise me.

>>385885279

There's no reason to argue with people like the person you replied to, they care more about politics or social issues than video games.

Disregard opinions about issues outside the game.

>>385885226
Microsoft is cool sometimes

>>385885279
Go into your house on the launch patch and tell me you never see it.

I think it's pretty fun desu.

I"m enjoying it more than i thought i would for a cute kids game

i bought it to play with my gf because she sucks at video games and she likes it, so its a win win

>>385885074
I hate it when devs push out this PC shit for brownie points hoping to get more sales.

What a shame, it looked interesting as well.

>>385885561
>t.nigger
>>385885279
dont listen to these literal cucks

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>>385885827
>Game looks fun
>Can't enjoy it because it has a person with brown skin

>>385886046
I mostly just chalk posts like this up to irony now considering no one actively supports this shit anymore.

I'm undecided. It's strange because the game never sounds fun to play and I hardly ever feel in the mood to play it, but when I eventually open it (when I have nothing else to do), I kill 2-3 hours without even realizing it.

Is... is everyone in this thread shilling? Also,

>new game
>free on GWG on release because it's worthless shit that will make more money on GWG than actual sales

>>385886046
See the thing is I know you're baiting
The sad part is that I had to think about it for more than 3 seconds

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>>385886046

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Looks cute to me
I bought it to support the artist since I'm a fan of theirs, but farming game stuff ain't my jam. I get bored of it too fast.

>>385885723
We'd really be better of if we just picked our own fucking cotton. It was not worth it.

i honestly cant play through any of the games they give for free. im a bitch

>>385884808
The point of the game is to explore and experiment. You mess with the slime ecosystems, find out how to unlock doors and portals to new biomes, breed slimes, feed them different foods... etc

At the very least 20-30 hours of game play to see most of the world.

>It's cute
>Kitty slimes! :3
>my GF loves it
>it's the cutest thing

>>385884316
Is there anything to do with money after the first four hours yet?
Pirated the early version and got into it until I ran out of shit to raise slimes for.

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How could anyone hate this cutie patootie?

>>385885962
I don't give a fuck if the persons black, white, yellow, or ayy lmao.

Making someone brown for the sake of being brown tells me all I need to know about these devs.

>>385886290
And? Things that are cute can also be fun you know.

>>385886389
nyoron ~~ :3

>>385886371
Or....just throwing it out there,maybe they just thought it looked better in relation to the rest of the design?

>>385886359
Non-humans

>>385886371
That logic doesnt make any sense. You said it yourself that you didn't care so what's the point on bringing it up? Nevermind the fact that its an FPS

>>385886359
Dont really think anyone does, its just the dank new bandwagon for summer to hop onto.

It's like /v/ has people roleplaying some inverse version of tumblr and being offended at everything because its fun.

Its comfy, but theres not alot of content, I've seen everything there is to do in around 10 hours. theres not alot of depth to it, so if you go in thinking it'll be Stardew Valley: Slimes ediiton or a viva pinata type game you'll be disappointed, which is sad as it'd be nice to see those niches be filled.

>>385886464
Dude, she has a fucking tumblr nose and dyed hair.

There is an agenda in her design. I play video games to escape from all this shit, not to be preached at. There is a reason Gamergate happened.

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>nigger
>tumblr nose
>french

I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE YOU PROMISED ME SLIMES NOT MUDSLIMES!!!!

>>385886612
Well the positive thing is that the dev and artist want to dump tons of content into this game and don't have to rely on a publisher this time (like with Spiral Knights)

>>385886492
Even if you truly believed that not being white makes you not-human, she still looks cute, just think of her like a cat or dog.

Will this game cure my depression?

>>385886660
Hi tumblr.

it is kind of strange

i don't care about the "sjw" or w/e, it's just a cute game to play

but it is kind of weird that they showcase this as the 1.0 launch, some weird black girl with a fucked up face

why do that?

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>>385886464
There is no way in hell you can tell me that this design looks better with dark skin. It actually genuinely looks like they made her black at the last minute to drum up sales.

>>385886897

She was meant to be white but yea that blacked her last minute.

>>385886371
The two sentences of your post conflict with each other. If you don't care what color the person is then why do you care what color the character is?

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>>385886371
>Making someone brown for the sake of being brown tells me all I need to know about these devs.
I know this thread's become a /pol/ echo chamber already so this post is probably going to fall on deaf ears but making someone brown for the sake of being brown is just fucking making someone brown. No one here has even explicitly mentioned or referenced where the dev has actually pushed an agenda. You're just assuming it's pushing an agenda because either A) you're paranoid due to said agenda being so widespread nowadays and you've been corrupted by the constant political bullshit around here, or B) you're just an opportunistic shitposter who saw this thread spiraling downward and decided to join in on the fun. All things considered, it's probably the latter. Fuck you, by the way.

>>385886897
>>385886961
Character was always brown.
Stop being triggered, Tumblr.

>>385885324
>>385885027
Fellow xbros unite

really good despite the character model added today. i was playing nonstop for a month before this and they added a ton of content since i initially picked it up. too much it feels like. it'd benefit greatly from multiplayer or a second character like in Pikmin 2 because the world can be so vast and there's simply too much to do in one day

>>385887097

fagget i've had this game since day 0 on steam and the character was never ever shown until this release.

>another episode of /vpol/ getting triggered despite it being months and months since we learned the protagonist was black

>>385887317
Try again, idiot. Her color has been set in stone for a long time now.

I bought it during the Summer Sale and refunded it before the 2 hour mark. I expected it to be low stress and easy, but jesus fuck it was even more boring than I expected.

>>385886660
Looks like one of the Gorillaz guys.

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>>385886046
upboat XD

>>385887312
>too much to do
I can see this for something like Stardew Valley, but there's not much you actually have to do. Fruit and veg lays on the ground and regrows pretty quickly. Slimes don't starve. Sure you won't make as much money, but you can spend the entire day jerking off if you want to.

>>385886660
>nigger
>french
i don't see what out of the ordinary here

>>385887384
Because you are completely devoid of creativity.
I bet you didn't even breed oil monsters.

>>385887616

oops i mean british i get the too black/brown things mixed up.

>>385887596
it all depends on your goals really, but stuff like working on all your slime science can be a pain between hunting for resources or deciding to spend the day making money. im probably not the most efficient at either, but another player or the ability to switch to another character at will would've streamlined a lot

>>385887317
>I-I've had the game from day 1!

Her ARM is fucking brown, are you retarded? The arm that's holding the fucking gun you use all throughout the game.

>inb4 "t-they just added that recently!"

Fuck you. Have a random tweet from nearly a year ago that clearly shows what I'm talking about.

https://twitter.com/NickPopovich/status/788882048773525504

>>385888531
>https://twitter.com/NickPopovich/status/788882048773525504
Honestly that tumblr nose in the profile picture should of been a warning sign.

>>385885074
Post proof or you're a faggot.

>>385889250
Have you even looked through this thread?

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>>385886660
>>385886897
Bitch looks like fuckin 2d from Gorillaz

>>385885074
Is this lesbian shit accurate? I'm fine with the other two just not that.

>>385886359
>>385886660
>>385886897
Looks fine, fits the tone of the game. Unless they actually start pushing some political agenda in the middle of the game and make her a dyke, I don't see what the problem is.

>>385887121
i'm also here xbros

>>385885226
it's been EA for quite a while

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>there are people ITT who don't want to play as a qt chocolate tomboy farmer waifu because NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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>>385884316
It's cute!
LET'S PLAY
http://igg-games.com/slime-rancher-free-download.html

Does the game have more than 2 hours of content now? I only got about 3 hours out it when I played it some months ago.

>>385888531
You never see even her arm. Had no idea she was black until this thread.

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>>385886660
see
>tumblr nose
think
>hurr what could that be?
feel
>dread

>>385889536
no

>>385884316
It's really fun for maybe 10 hours. Then you hit a brick wall after you explore all the zones of farming cheap ass plorts and farming RNG rare mats to make shit to put on your ranch that's fun for 5 mins. I really wish it was better because it's a great concept and the art is visually appealing

>>385884316
it's free on Xbox

>>385889592
You get mail from a female friend throughout the game, and it eventually starts implying said friend has feelums for you.

What is wrong with you people, if the dev killed a guy, cheated on his wife, is mixed race or autistic. It doesn't change what the game already is.

>>385890483
>you never see her arm!
>always fucking there holding up the vacuum thing

Anon please. This is some "dog ate my homework" level of willing stupidity.

>>385884438
>original
It's literally a ripoff of some one man indie game.

>>385891317

Probably the same retards that think a fanbase affects a game itself and not just the image of the game to the public (unless it's multiplayer).

>They added a character model
I'm almost okay with it.

I would have exactly zero problems with the way the character looked if they didn't add the fucking tumblr nose. It's the worst. Anything that has it would be immediately improved by removing that shit.

>>385891107
Is it a girl? I just remember their name being Casey

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>>385885279
>but it never shows the main character in game
She's on the main menu.
I'm actually fine with it because there's no "I'm a nigger, pay attention to me!" bullshit tied to her. She's just a nigress. A cute one that I have no desire to fuck, somehow.

>>385891317
Cause these SJW tumblr fucks put more effort into what their character should look like for PC points than into making their game not shit.

>>385891409

Nice source.

Not like an idea for a game can be improved by people that didn't make it anyway so you have to have a point :^)

>>385891565
I'm 99% positive the friend sending you mail is a girl, either outright stated in one of the mails or heavily implied.

>>385891650
You're right. The hours spent making the game are nothing next to those spent in meetings designing the perfect protagonist to appeal to SJWs.

>>385891650
I hate it too, but it's a first person game, they could have no model, be an alien farmer or almost anything and you couldn't tell.

They don't ever mention the skin color of the character, let alone use it to push any agenda, the way which diversity should be handled. I don't see the issue honestly.

>>385886660

She's pretty cute. Yall buncha trigger niggers

>>385891320
Well fuck me you're right, had to check the screenshots I took since I just never noticed the arm was there.

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>>385886659
this

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I tried playing it but just got bored as fuck.
The whole appeal of these games is collecting neat animals and growing attached to them. Customizing the farm/living area to match your personal tastes until you get a cozy game. Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley, Viva Pinata, etc.

This is more like I'm just making a factory farm intended to pump shit in and pump shit out. I don't give a fuck about any of these balls.

>>385894039
It's like being a real rancher! You fucking hate those goddamn animals and all the problems they cause and attention they need.

>>385888531
but in that picture her arm is white. the new girl has cuffs that are white/tan but they are very short and span right off the glove. this picture she doesnt have cuffs and the arm is clearly white.

>>385894485
You must be from Argentina.

>>385889484
why is 2d blind again?I forgot all Gorillaz lore

>>385885962
Thankfully the game is not fun so we can trash it anyway. It's really fucking bad, I can't fathom why it has an overwhelmingly positive review score on Steam because after a few hours of mindless addiction it becomes so tedious and shitty I can't imagine anyone wanting to keep playing it.

This game seems fairly easy, there aren't any rules on farming.

But I still am paranoid about the Tarrs.

>>385894039
All the games you mention also have way more going on then just grabbing animals, shoving them into a container, literally throwing food at them and vacuuming their shit.

What the literal fuck is a "tumblr nose" and why are people so triggered by it?

The character just has a cartooney version of what an actual black person's nose looks like.

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>>385890139
>>385885074
>>385885279
>>385885962
>>385886250
>>385886359
>>385886660

I'm going to have apex keks at the salt from the soon to be made mod that makes the character white

>>385896487
There's onlty a few slime types that you have to worry about like tabbies and quantums
Even explosive slimes are harmless unless you're braindead. Tabbies can reliably escape even with an upgraded pen

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>>385891650
>SJW
Have you seen the twitter for the artist?

Y'all chucklefucks must love windmills.

>>385884316
It's awful. Not even good enough to pirate. Literal cutebait.

>>385897154
Tabbies aren't too bad if you don't overload the corral. Just lowers productivity.

>>385897628
I only keep 5 largos in a cage but I still have ones go missing every so often. Just gone, vanished.
And the tabbies are the only ones this happens to

>>385896947

I'll beat you to it, that mod is going to have my name on it

Also the ability to have sex with your slime and impregnate it to have slime/human hybrids

>>385896828
>reddit spacing
>doesn't know tumblr nose

Lurk more

>>385896828

Imagine red raw throbbing penis but on your face

>>385894583
btfo and have no argument sure seems like /v/

>>385884316
If you can actually play it. Every time I attempt a playthrough I end up just jerking off to the slimes because their jiggles are so erotic.

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>>385894485

And here I thought I had made her skin lighter compared to the original arms when I built the new texture.

>>385885074
>He doesn't like cute brown girls

Fag.

>>385889484

>2D and Russel had a kid

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12567706/1/Movie-night

>>385884316

Right now it's like 14 bucks on steam, can someone make a snap decision for me to buy it or not

>>385899120
Do it fag. You were just going to spend that money on other bullshit anyway

>>385899325

that's fair. thanks anon

>>385899325

>game is 852 mbs

what the fuck?

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>>385891612
Is it me or does she look kind of chubby?

My gripe about the game is that there is very little personal interaction with the slimes, you don't even build affection with them. They are just brainless slimes that you feed and collect their shit to sell.

No cute little slime that follows you and wants to sleep in your house

No slime that you max affection that caresses you and cries when your not home

No slime that makes gooey slime sex with your penis because it loves its master

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>>385891612

>>385899669
slimes eat chickens whole
I don't think putting your penis near one is a smart idea

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>>385884316
>Spiral knights died for this

>>385899991
Perhaps I'm a bit lost on this, but the fuck does this game have to do with Spiral Knights?

>>385899979

A good Slime wouldn't hurt its master

>>385898419
>being a retard and not noticing the white bits are cloth

You are too retarded to deserve a counter argument, anon.

>>385900128
former developers from spiral knight made this game

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>>385898084
Please make him a blondie with blue eyes, the fuckery that was done to Joseph left yet another burning hole in my chest.

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>>385887494
ebin xD

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>>385887494
>>385900369

Triggurd

>>385900765
What is that

>>385900906
A mentally ill man using his fupa as boobs

>>385899979
Is it just me or does it feel pretty brutal to launch chickens into a pen full of hungry slimes

>>385896070
Green nigga hit him with a car twice

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>Thread about game turns into a bitchfest because of the skin tone of the main character
>Discussion of gameplay goes out the window

It's Harvest Moon-lite mixed with survival games.

No slimegirls no buy

>tfw I just made everything a honey largo

I can't see the benefit of keeping any other kind of hybrid.

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>>385901596
what the fuck

>>385884438
>5 years ago
>friend of mine makes a game about LITERAL slime ranching, like chao garden
>5 years later some fuckwad stole the idea and tries to make money of it

this piece of shit game can get fucked

>>385901791
There's hardly any gameplay to talk about and they barely added any real content since early access like a year ago.

>le politics posters

Kill yourselves

>>385884316
It's purely an occupational therapy game. If you have absolutely nothing good to do play it otherwise don't.

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>>385889484
I still wanna fuck that twink

>>385902535
How popular was it?

I want to [spoilers]eat_[/spoilers] those slimes!

>>385903360
he didn't finish it, but i made some music for it

kind of pissed now that he didn't finish it but someone else did and is now making money i am missing out on

that's all pretty much, just me being a salty faglet

>>385885027
You mean the "free" game you paid for?

>>385903424
Ah ok. That does kinda suck anon.

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>>385903395

>>385896947
You could already open a salt mine with all the people absolutely booty bothered over the character being brown.

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>>385891612
>played it some time ago
>I made up how the character looks like in my mind
>literally same person but I thought she was asian

Wasnt a slime rancher like dev shilling his game here years ago?

>>385884316
Pirated the early access, i think it's pretty alright but kind of boring.

>>385886359
Looks like a ripoff of the splatoon character, or maybe vice versa since i'm not sure who came first.

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>Xboners get the game for free
>PCbros have to pay

is there any endgame to this or is it just watching numbers increase incrementally forever?
i want to get either this or foxhole for the endless menial grind

color of mc doesn't matter. what matters is that the game is just kind of boring. unless the final release has changed things, it's pretty much just a game for young kids who are easily amused. pretty much like all that 90s collect-a-thon shit.

>>385898932
This. What a gay.

>>385908605
>pay
lmao no

>>385886250
Looks cool tho

>>385884316
What, really? Wasn't it 0.5 version like two months >>385884316
ago? I thought it meant it was halfway in.

>>385885074
pol is fucking triggered by a slime rancher game, fucking pathetic

>>385908605
>free

>>385886660
he looks like the gorillaz drummer

>>385909528
That's early access for you. Devs can drop the game at any point and call it the final version.

>>385885324
>>385887121
>>385889668
YEAH!! Hey you guys going to Stacy's party? We should totally go in Chet's new car his parents bought him. I heard he has a fake ID so he can get us buzzed

Didn't they leave spiral knights to die for this?

>>385886660
I got this off gold and I still want a refund.

1. French people aren't black
2. This is an ugly character

If they wanted to make her black make her have a black name and be hot. Fuck this dev.

>>385886660
Yeah but you are never going to see this unless you actively search for it. Going in the house is completely useless.

>>385909804
>black name

Got it in a bundle, played for 7-8 hours and it felt like I already did everything noteworthy.

>>385909804
If you don't enjoy the game that's fine, but your reasoning is fucking stupid.

So /v/ and Tumblr are two sides of the same coin?

imagine being such a child that you get angry when a character is black, even though it's isn't forced or even discussed about by the devs

opinion of someone who actually played the game here:
-Don't really care about MC color, I do find issue with the devs making her have the red nose and slime eyes and it's just creepy; prefer they give the give the option to hide the MC
-The journals you picked up is about the previous owner who talks about her lesbo romance half the time, if you don't believe me I can just screenshot them and you can go through it yourself
-your story emails (around 50% of them) are from your old lesbo flame who's keeps talking about what could've been with you and her
-the rest are pretty non-political which I'm thankful of

tl;dr: does the game have an agenda? Yes. Can you mostly look past it? It's kinda blasted into your face sometimes but the rest of the games are great so I'm willing to overlook it.


>hurr durr /pol/
kys
>hurr durr I want a refund because the MC is a nigress
also kys

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>>385912446
forgot to attach pic, here's proof

>>385912446
The previous owner is a guy you idiot.

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>download it
>don't know anything about it except the title
>didnt look up anything
>just keep putting slime in cages and feeding them
>3rd day everything gets destroyed by tarr slimes
well that was fun

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>>385901596
>Green nigga hit him with a car twice
>twice

>>385912446
I've literally never entered the house in 16 hours of play. What's even the point?

If you like harvest moon or tycoon games in general you will enjoy this, it's quite polished and very cute, aside from the fact that you basically collect slime shit

>>385915472
You can pass time from nightfall to daytime if need be, I think.

>>385885074
Congrats, you're the very reason the whole gg and sjw shitfest started in the first place, because of edgy teenagers like you.
If you want to bash the game bash it for the other countless valid gameplay reasons.

>Play as a girl
wtf sexist much?

>>385884316
i got it free on xbox. it's not that fun.
what am i supposed to do. just collect slimes and feed them?

>>385909801
no. sega killed it, but it was recently sold back to the original devs minus the lead dev of this game because he left sometime during sega's reign.

I got it for free on Xbox LIVE so I'll give it a go.

Looks mega-cute.

>>385884316
Should've made it Slimegirl Rancher instead.