It will never happen. Accept this fact.
>3 AM
Yeah, fuck it, I am going to sleep.
By tomorrow morning, I'll wake up and see that it's still not released, to the surprise of no one.
>>385879442
It's 4 in the refugee camp, wasn't hyped until like 30 mins ago, I feel so bad for people that has been waiting for years
Every reply to this THREAD will add 1 more minute.
>>385879527
1 hour
>>385879380
A large part of them got refunds. They just asked him for it and he gave them, however he said "Now you'll never get the ultra exclusive physical boxes that will sell for a billion dollars in a few decades, you will regret this!"
How long after it releases will I be able to pirate it?
SOON
If 20, we have to wait 20 more years
>tfw the incline happens
HELP ME OUT BOYS!
If my post ends in a number ur gay xd
>>385879403
I JUST WANT A M&M clone is that much to ask?
>tfw this will truly be the citizen kane of video games
>tfw 5
>>385878510
And that's that. Sorry boys, it'z never coming out.
>>385878643
Of course.
where IS it !
if 8, Cleave will die of a heart attack and this never comes out
>People thought it would really happen
Pirates will get what they deserve.
Not even VMWare will save you.
daily reminders that newfags need to LURK the FUCK moar
>>385879534
>He missed these exact same threads that were the same shit when he first pulled it off a month ago
Technically, he also pulled it in 2013 and many times before that, but that time was the first time there was an actual official Steam release
>>385879798
damn
>>385879640
Make a mythical tag, or non-existant or something
>>385879798
Oh ho ho
>>385879798
>>385879798
PANIC
>>385879798
>>385879798
It was inevitable
>>385879558
HAHAHA KEEP POSTING FAGGOTS
>>385879640
Funny
>>385879798
HEH HEH HEH
>>385879798
>>385879798
hehehe
>>385879798
If this is a 5, you're a fag and you're wrong.
>>385879798
>>385879631
what game is that?
>>385879798
Oh well. One of those statements is certainly true, anyways.
>>385879798
>>385879798
>the year is 4098
>the disembodied head of Cleve still sits in his nuclear bunker programming grimoire
>he dies because his cat knocks his head of his desk
>grimoire never sees the light outside the bunker
>>385879798
if 9, your post is true
>>385879919
fug
>>385880017
his robocat*
>>385879403
NEVER!
WE DO IT FOR PAUL!
>>385879971
Xcom apocalype.
Don't bother. Play UFO Unknown.
If 7, Grimore will release tomorrow
>mfw I got caught up with tokyo ghoul in the time it took for grimoire to not release
what was the controversial over this manga?
Wizardy 8 > Grimoire
Wiz 8 actually exist.
>>385879973
>that picture
IM TIRED OF THE TRICKS
8 AND I LEAVE /V/ FOREVER
But will it boot twice on a a 16-bit laptop?
>>385879640
memes
>>385880090
>Cleve's face
>>385879606
You got proof of all this?
>>385880197
6 and you go to /a/ and fap to traps forever
>>385879403
There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.
Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.
I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.
I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.
I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.
Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.
I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.
>>385880197
haha no way fag
>>385880175
>but i wish it did
>>385880316
well then a deals a deal
>>385880316
uh oh
O-ok Cleve.
The hype is as high as it will ever be... ever.
Just release the damn game already.
>>385880158
the pairing of the main character with the girl or something. tumblr had a shitfit because he wasn't gay like their headcanon.
>>385880316
YOU DOOMED HIM YOU FOOL
>>385880316
Oh no whatever will I do
Truly I have been cursed
>>385880316
Joke's on you, I already fap to traps.
>>385880316
7 and he goes to /d/ and fap to diaper porn forever
>>385879403
can i have a party of 10% catgirls and one swole male barbarian in this game?
I need something to get me through the etrian odyssey 5 wait
>>385879534
>people that has been waiting for years
No one has been wanting it for that long, all the people who were actually around knew it was never coming out. The only people who were actually hyped were the shithead memers who weren't even born when this game started missing release dates.
>>385879640
vaporware
>>385880496
if 9, he goes to /m/ and fap to mechas
>>385879403
Well yeah, considering it's a kickstarter scam
>>385880316
3 and you will only fap to big black cocks
>>385880113
You got it dude!
>>385880569
if 7 he faps to the Big O
Fire ze missiles!
>>385880569
A sensible choice
>>385880569
>>385880569
>>385880569
>>385880316
how convenient for him that there's an /m/ show where the protagonist is a trap
If he's finishing off the last microissues why does he have time to lock threads and delete posts in the steam discussion forum. Because that's what he's doing right now and that's what he's spent the last twenty minutes doing.
>>385880659
But I am le tired.
>>385880316
0 and you buy every game with the word "grimoire" in the title
HOLY FUCK HE JUST PUT IT UP
>>385880316
5 and he go to your house and faps to traps all over your room forever.
>>385880459
gross haha I bet you're underage haha
>>385880752
Then have a nap...
>>385880761
>it's real
holy shit. /v/ btfo
>>385880316
>>385880736
you might be onto something there
>>385880786
>>385880569
someone say mecha?
>>385880786
I really hate shadman
>>385880090
did he at least get to be a tester?
if no cleve's a bully
Cleve promised his wife it'd come out today. Now she's going to dissapear
>>385880569
The incline isn't happening.
>>385880786
goddamn shad draws the must repulsive shit
so this guy is basically just a scammer?
>>385880838
>>385880859
Shhhhadmind
>>385879863https://exhentai.org/g/1039118/5bab5fcc0c/
>>385880569
2 and he will be cursed with 1 month long nofapaton.
>>385880919
I dont think there is actually a wife despite what he says.
>>385880838
>pretends to hate shad
>jerks off to bottom of the barrel shit like men in skirts
ummmm, sweetie? that's super duper not ok hun.......
>>385880786
>>385880870
DID SOMEBODY SAY DROSSEL???
>>385880870
post more
>>385880786
It like I'm seeing condensed degeneracy.
>>385880316
4 and he faps to Astolfo only
>>385880786
>When you actually like the subjects of Shad's art but hate the art itself
>>385880938
He is a fagmmer.
>>385880938
He doesnt get any money from it, hes just a very dedicated troll legend.
>>385880786
Do people actually fap to this shit? If you fap to this shit, can you explain what exactly turns you on?Not trying to judge and I am mildly seriously interested
F E A R
D O O M
L O A T H I N G
G N A S H I N G
O F
T E E T H
>>385881050
I'm the exact opposite.
>>385881081
stop
So, is this just an experiment on how much you can piss valve off until they ban you?
>>385881050
>When you have transcended and can fap to quality that ranges from the shittiest 3dcg "art" visual novel to the highest quality 3d piggu jav porn.
>>385881007
ahn
i wanna taste
Pepsiman's dick
>>385881258
>>385881201
Why would Valve be getting pissed off? They don't care.
>>385881165
NANI
>>385880786
shadman should be put up against a wall and shot for his crimes against lewd art.
What are all the races you can play as?
>>385881346
>>385881398
>IQ shit
this guy
Is it out yet?
>>385879798
Too bad the DeathNote is caseSensitive. Poor Cleave, dying in Cleve's stead.
>>385881081
where's the joke, fuckley
CLEVE WILL MEET RELEASE DEADLINE DIGITS CONFIRM
>>385881346
Remember a couple threads ago when some anon made a fake screenshot of Cleve saying it was broken on 10 to troll? And then that actually happened. This guy's predictable.
>>385881346
>>385881398
How can we sapes compete?
>>385881346
>>385881398
This is literally the first day I've found our about this game and I already love this guy.
>>385880316
that's not a trap though
>>385881398
Guys for real, how does he do it?
>>385881346
>>385881398
This fucker is just riding the waves of a Ruse Cruse now.
>>385880789
AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
>>385881346
HOW CAN HE BE SUPER HUMAN IF HES A NEANDERTHAL
HES BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
>>385881469
niggers and kikes and elves
Is this all just a big joke or do you think this game will actually be good?
>>385881398
>>385881346
I think I'm out and suddenly I'm back in
I gotta go eat something before I starve
>>385881007
>>385881306
CARBONATED
>>385881346
>>385881398
is he the terry a davis of video games?
>>385881487
Never ever.
>>385881398
God, I want to play Grimwah if only so I can see how comedically autistic it is.
>>385881508
His hubris is insane. Very entertaing to read his posts.
>>385879403
Why doesn't Steam remove the game?
>>385881465
I legitimately like Shadman, just because he draws stuff so distinctly from everyone else. Rough ryona and futa, it's good. Misty Gets Wet and the Korra one are still fucking top tier, and the second Incredibles one is pretty damn good too.
It's all trap shit now which sucks but still.
>>385881346
>>385881398
IT'S NOT FUNNY STOP POSTING FAKE SCREENSHOTS!
SOURCE OR NEVER HAPPENED!
>>385881581
>>385879892
That is the most adorable snek ever.
>>385880659
>>385880752
>>385880789
>>385881540
>ywn be 13 again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
>>385881391
Please continue, anon.
>>385881582
GLOW
http://steamcommunity.com/games/650670/announcements/detail/1444945392507622727
>"Hit some last minute glitches testing on Windows 10. Instead of curling up into a ball underneath a table with my thumb in my mouth sobbing and mascara tears running down my cheeks, I remembered I'm some kind of superhuman Neanderthal with one of the highest clinical IQs ever measured on the eastern seaboard and solved about four issues in one rebuild that caused it to perform perfectly on the second test. You think of these things with a brain like mine. You really do.
>Passed all tests in fullscreen mode with sound and music on Windows 10, including install from Steam client, uninstall and reinstall. Getting release together again now."
>>385881562
you should be asking if the game is even real
>>385881346
>>385881398
Is this guy for real?
>>385881604
its smalltime
And then came the thread locks
>10 seconds away from publishing
>Valve listens to complaints and removes game from steam
>>385881772
Broke every record they keep track of.
imma pirate this shit so hard
>>385881635
>he draws stuff so distinctly from everyone else
yes because he hasn't improved in the years. artists improve over the years, he hasn't. it's the same fucking shitty art. he wouldn't be known if it wasn't for degenerate shit like this.
How can we even compete?
>Already fixed it and several other issues emerging from live test on Windows 10. Might have set your typical games dev team back a couple weeks. Me, it was only minutes.
BASED
A
S
E
D
>Cleve try the option in compatibility tab : settings square then reduced colour mode, put it into 16 bits, if it works we all have a workaround and you can launch game and then patch it afterwards
>Already fixed it and several other issues emerging from live test on Windows 10. Might have set your typical games dev team back a couple weeks. Me, it was only minutes.
>>385881604
You can't remove something that does not exist.
It's about time for Cleve's disappearing act.
>>385881804
>>385881582
shut the fuck up CIA NIGGER
>>385881804
>he fixed all the glitches
so it's coming out?Who am I fucking kidding?
WARNING
DO NOT CHALLENGE THE NEANDERTHAL WITH SUPERIOR INTELLECT
HE CAN MULTITASK DEBUGGING AND THREAD LOCKING
WARNING
YOU CANNOT WIN
WARNING
>>385881804
>>385881860
fuckin love it
>>385881860
Funny thing is that it put him back 20 years.
>>385881508
Have a read of Cleve's full account of the failed Wiz 8 project, behind the codex paywall now but copypasta'd here:
Scroll down page for full Cleve post:
http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=32803.0
http://archive.is/5R1n9
>>385881860
just......one...more.....
>>385881562
Remember in the late 00's when there were jokes about Half-Life 3, how it would be the greatest game ever but would never come out? Everyone posted their mocked screenshots and troll fanfics.
Then some millennials too young to have even played HL2 saw it, thought it was real and began loudly demanding "WHERE'S HL3", completely missing that it was a joke and working themselves up for something they didn't even care about before they thought they were supposed to to fit in.
That's what we're seeing here, just with a way faster turnaround.
>>385881883
hhaHhHHaha
>>385881604
>Why doesn't Steam remove the game?
Why would they? If it's all a hoax he has no apparent motive, and the delays aren't costing Valve anything.
>>385881860
SUPERIOR NEANDERTHAL GAME DEVELOPMENT
>>385881804
>might have set your typical game dev back a couple weeks
>me, only 24 years
>>385881804
How is this game as massive as he claims able to be "fixed" in mere minutes?
>>385882001
kek
>>385881860
>Current picture of Cleve coding Grimoire
If 7 his hardware dies completely
Quick /v/.
What is the best DRPG you've played?
>>385881772
Fakes: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316/posthistory/
Someone better finish this garbage by tomorrow if it launches and tells me how shit it is, going to sleep, good night anon.
>>385882023
Look sape, just stop trying to think with your inferior cro magnon brain
>>385882023
>the number of maps affects the ability to fix a render error
How is it even possible to be this stupid?
inb4 he fucks up and releases it for free
>>385881487
No, but my unfaltering love for my beautiful and amazing wife Rin-chan is out and I want everybody to know it!!
>>385879798
Fuck off fag, check this 5.
>>385882106
In the comments on the latest announcement you dumb homo
ANY,,,,,MINUTE....NOW
>>385882023
>How is this game as massive as he claims able to be "fixed" in mere minutes?
Because the size of the RPG content has noting to do with a display bug, which is what he supposedly fixed.
>>385882102
dungeon travelers 2
>>385882106
Stem doesn't log news post comments, Idiot
>>385880965
Why is that such a high frame rate, it's terrifying
Is Codex doing ok?
>>385882156
nice try but check this 2
>>385881894
>implying he's multitasking
>implying he's not just shitposting, which has been his full time job for the last 20 years
>implying he's coded anything
>>385882106
Negro-san, you so dumb.
http://steamcommunity.com/games/650670/announcements/detail/1444945392507622727
>>385882159
It's so hard sometimes,,,
>>385882102
Wizardry 8, I'd say. I like a lot of them, though, so it's hard to pick.
>>385882154
>>385882204
This girl was the cutest thing ever.
>>385881860
SUPERIOR
>>385881941
>I think the British should be fined by the United Nations for dumping toxic waste in this country.
Cleve's year old bants are A++-tier.
>>385881989
THE FINAL FEMTO-BUG HAS BEEN SOLVED LADS!
>>385881631
RELEASE IMMINENT!
>>385882157
Disregard, I suck cocks.
DON'T STOP BELI/V/ING
ITZ COMING
Cleve's style of shitposting makes me nostalgia for AOL chatrooms and old video game BBS
>>385881941
Didn't Cleve tip off a police station to a pedophile ring or something?
>>385882279
But I thought Yuuka is a psychopath?
>>385882314
>>385882204
I can't find it in my to complete this shit, I'm in that animal village place, around lvl 28 and I just haven't picked up my Vita in a week. Does it get better or is it just more of the same till the end?
Also why is best girl's lewdest (by far) outfit literally her starter class? The berserker one.
does brok know abut this?
>>385882425
I can't do this again.
>>385882404
Yeah. The one he ran. Low-hanging fruit is his fave.
>>385882413
Yeah, well, I bet you're a psychopath.
>>385882231
Everything's going to hell. The nicest person on there, known for being so incredibly polite in an environment that hostile, is losing her shit.
>low IQ anime sapes are starting to spam pics in this thread too
>>385879403
Why are you so hyped for this? It looks like shit.
>>385882436
>I'm in that animal village place
But anon, that;s the hardest part of the game!
Also, use buffs.
>>385882507
Pokemon comics were the best.
>>385882404
Yes, story at that link.
>Took down a homosexual cabal trying to make Wizardy 8 into gay furry fantasy with penisaur & gaping anus monsters
>Rescued countless runaway rentboys from the clutches of Max Phipps
>>385882602
Not just homosexuals, pedos.
>>385882574
just go, anon...
>>385882514
That's too bad.
I suppose I can moderate and play vidya.
>>385882571
wew
Please stop making these threads until one of these numbers changes into a 1.
No one will ever release a game without uploading the files and seeing if it works at least a day or two before their game comes out.
>>385881894
MULTI-THREAD LOCKING?? N-NANI???
>>385882571
god damn sherry clean your fucking fingers
>>385882576
Because Cleve is a master cocktease.
>>385882602
I will admit I fapped to the idea of living in a house filled with hot teenage boys as my live in sex slaves.
Fun story he concocted.
IT'S OUT, IT'S OUT IT'S OUT IT'S OUT!
>>385882571
Yikes......
>>385882571
wew laddie
The Bax video is up
https://youtu.be/bZ3n1ef463Y
>>385882571
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>385882776
Anon, people have been doing that for 20 years. Until I see new screen shots of the game I'm not even going to check.
>>385882071
this man is a beast
>>385882571
so this is how it looks like when someone goes nuclear
>>385882289
Do you like any weeb DRPGs?
>>385882571
>Shrine of Compassion
ITZ HAPPENING!
>>385882904
One more for good measure.
>>385882904
I checked >_>
>>385882571
>smell my finger
So who's eagerly awaiting their boxed copy?
>>385882571
>Thanks, Sherry
its out its out!
>>385882571
You must be over 25 to bantz this hard
>>385882948
>>385882571
Bitch got played like a damn fiddle.
>>385882571
>Thanks,
>Sherry
wew fuckin lad
Dubs and cleve ends locking himself in his bunker by accident and dies of starvation before he released the game
>>385881398
NANI
>>385882960
>smell my finger
>>385882948
Only 2 more years guys!!
>>385882986
FUCK IT'S REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>385882986
""FINAL""
>>385882948
I bet he'll get some mysterious issue with steam he needs to start working on next.
7 and he's actually going to release it
Otherwise, he's going to jew us again
>>385882719
What about if one of these numbers changes into a -1?
>>385882571
holy cr*p
>>385882571
>Thanks,
>Sherry
Ice fucking cold. Is that thread public? If so, can you link? I just want to read the reactions.
>>385882571
No matter how many wasted hours and time spent shitposting in these threads, it has all led up to this. Grimoire dies not with a bang, but with a berating and squeaky mouse voice.
THE ADMINS JUST DELETED THE RPG CODEX THREAD
>>385882935
Yeah, I've been getting into Etrian Odyssey lately.
The Dark Spire was pretty solid, too.
>yfw Steam goes down after he uploads it
>>385883097
His Thal brain can't fathom how Steam works.
>>385882571
>that rainbow 'fuck you'
This will be the first time that I actually feel good about pirating a game. Can't wait to steal from this piece of shit.
>>385882571
THEY NUKED THE THREAD
AAAA
NOT
A
DRILL
>>385881007
>>385881306
GUESD
>>385883169
Try Strangers From Sword City.
It will knock your teeth in and leave your asshole gaping.
>>385882571
Meanwhile, in Cleve Land. . .
To-Do List
> Buy the game
> Play it for 1h50
> Write a bad review to piss off Cleve
> Ask for a refund
>>385882571
>>385883249
OH FUCK IT'S HIM JESUS
>>385881117
Something dirty about exploiting retards.
>>385883229
NANI
>>385883229
>next to no steamworks testing
really makes you
>>385883065
my wife toga is so amazing
>>385883224
wasn't that thread going on since the start? does it mean rpgcodex is done with his shi?
>>385882986
What are some good PC DRPGs?
>>385882571
>Smell my finger!
>Rainbow FUCK YOU
>Shrine of Compassion
>>385883258
geimu da yo
2 and the FINAL version still has one more issue
>>385880786
This is not a drill anons, i need all your >shadman images
>>385883249
GUESS WHAT BITCH IM HERE TOO WE CELEBRATING
ESKETIIIIIIIIT
>>385883349
Wizardry 4.
>>385883382
but then it's coming out for sure right?
What is this game and why should I care?
>>385883349
Skyrim is pretty dope.
>>385879403
PICO'D
>He uploads it to Steam finally one week and one day from now
>Finally get to launch Grimwah after a quarter-lifetime of waiting
>It'sjust a message mocking stupid sapes
>>385883349
>>385883415
Do it faggot
>>385883382
nooo
>>385880948Thanks
GUYS, IS IT HAPPENING
>>385883442
Fuck you!
>>385883258
I've been meaning to do that, actually. I'll give it a shot!
It's not really a DRPG as much as an everyday JRPG, but I also got into the Metal Max/Saga series recently and it's super unique. Open world with customizable tanks and stuff, funky enemy designs, and tons of TECHNOLOGY.
Only two of the games are in English, though.
>>385883326
>Australian
Of fucking course hes a fucking Aussie..
>>385883445
>>385883349
Moero Chronicle
This guy is a master troll.
>>385883538
It's a fake, it has to be. It's never coming out
>people still think this game is coming out
>>385882571
>>385883163
ha ha ha ha
IF 4 THEN THE FINAL VERSION WILL HAVE ONE MORE ISSUE FOR ALL ETERNITY
This game looks like absolute dogshit from the 80's. You oldfags actually care about this shit?
>>385883607
https://steamdb.info/app/650670/subs/
>>385883382
is it a picoissue or a nanoissue?
>>385883515
I want to drink Rin-chwan's piss!
there's a deadman switch on the game
we need to kill him to get it release
mobilize, 4chan
>>385882986
PREPARE FOR THE AGE OF INCLINE YOU FUCKING SAPES
>>385880197
Did he died?
Neanderthals are LITERALLY subhuman, and I am not memeing with the literally or the subhuman here, they truly are one step below actual homo sapiens. How can cleve not see this
>>385883645
>>385883645
>>385883645
>>385883645
>>385883645
Is it just a meme because it's been in development for 20 years?
Is this what hell feels like?
Sorry guys, one more pico issue left that i need to iron out
post yfw grimoire releases before half life 3
CMON NEET ANON YOU PROMISED COPIES
>>385883258
Sword City was such bullshit. I don't know how I beat that fucking game.
>>385883708
THANK YOU MASTER CLEVE!
>>385882571
>Friendly x 1
This is honestly one of the best thing's I've ever seen. If the game releases in the next 12 hours it probably will be.
>>385883643
sorry for borrowing your 4, here, take it back
>>385883413
help the downed pepsi man up!
>>385883645
We just want DRPGs.
Western DRPGs aren't made anymore and the Japanese ones are rarely localized.
>>385883743
>half life came and ended in Grimiore's existance
>>385883693
Stop.
>>385883743
>>385883732
/pol/ doesn't think so
people with more neanderthal DNA have higher IQs. they were the "smarter" species, not the most successful
CLEVE FINISHED TESTING GRIMWAH ARE YOU SAPES READY?
>>385883775
heh, thanks anon
>>385883732
>Europeans and Asians have neanderthal genes
>Sub-saharan Africans don't
>it's the neanderthals who are subhuman
What did he mean by this?
>>385883413
why is that robot so hot
I don't get it
>>385883645
Nigga did you play M&M? Those games are fantastic
>>385883836
Never. Rin-chan is loev.
>>385883882
do amerindians have it
>>385883865
>(a day ago)
My fucking sides
>"Valve won't remove grimoire because they don't care"
>they removed that saurian game because it wouldn't run
>they somehow wouldn't remove a game that literally doesn't exist
?
>>385883878
hey, you gave me 2 4s, here take one back >>385883775
>>385883406
>>385883865
YOU
>DAMN
>DIRTY
>SAPES
>>385883770
That post is 100x funnier if you're familiar with her post history. It's completely unlike her.
>>385883732
Being the last living Neanderthal, Cleve has inclined so vastly fat beyond the homosapiens that we are mere yoctohumans compared to his divine presence.
Learn some fucking respect, peasant. The Inclineâ„¢ is "Coming Soon"
>>385883932
Love, but don't lewdtoo much.
>there are people on /v/ right now who werent born when this game started being made
>>385883882
If they are so great why are they extinct
>>385883965
anon? >_>
>wizardry
>fully-fleshed out rpg with modern graphics of the time
>finished in a year
>made by 2 people
>grimoire
>full-fleshed out(?) rpg with extremely out-dated, non-stylistic graphics
>finished(?) in 20+ years
>made by 1 guy
the math just doesn't add up
>>385883671
Femtoissue, the game is being approved by steam as we speak, I swear!
IT'S FUCKING OUT
>ITS
>FUCKING
>HAPPENING
>>385883553
Don't blame us for him, he's a yank who immigrated here.
>>385883865
>it will never be released
he is an epic trolle
>>385884037
I'm one of those.
>>385882719
>No one will ever release a game without uploading the files and seeing if it works at least a day or two before their game comes out.
No low-IQ sape, maybe.
>>385883959
>is just the demo
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>385882571
>The nicest person on there ... is losing her shit.
>>385883965
Are you ok anon?
>>385884008
Lewd Rin-chan is best imo desu senpai
>>385883937
Yes.
>>385884008
COME INSIDE MY BABE
>>385884053
oops, my bad:^)
>>385884071
I thought you guys were full.
>>385882571
Jesus christ if Sherry ran out of patience Cleve is 100% over
>>385884068
""INSTANTLY""
>>385884068
He's repeated this so many times before why would you believe now
>>385883959
Because you can't buy Grimwah. Having a nonfunctional product on their store could get them in trouble.
Now if Cleve was letting people pre-order the game, and was still missing release dates, that would be a different story.
>>385884139
DATS AN BENIS :-DDDDD ;DDDDDdd
God I can't wait for it to come out and just be an unplayable shitty badgame mess that everybody refunds before two hours.
>mfw about to hack cleve
>>385884139
>>385884175
>why would you believe now
It's all we have left
>>385884121
we are having some minor inconveniences, me and the other anon.
wants his 4 back, heh, what a fag.
don't tell him tho
>yfw it finally comes out but its shit
>>385884232
kek same
>>385884231
waiting this fucking long requires many beers, anon. Don't expect me to make anything grammatically correct.
>>385884279
>>385884325
Of course it's going to be shit, this is /v/.
Where the game at?where my 5 at?
If 1-5, traps ARE gay.
If 7-0, Grimoire will release within the hour.
If 6, both are true.
>>385884356
Oh dear
>>385884232
No chance. Wizardry 7 is one of the best RPGs ever. Grimoire is Wizardry 7 on steroids. Therefore Grimoire can be nothing less than humanity's crowning achievement. How ironic that it came from a subspecies the other humans tried to get rid of.
>>385884270
Delete the game.
>>385884329
The fuck you talking about? I just wanted an excuse to BENIS-post.
>>385884356
TRUE THAT
>>385884356
NANI????!!!
>>385884068
Steam doesn't need to approve it at this point, if you have a release date up, you should already have all the work in for the approval, they only test the basic build and not the final build.
What the hell is he going on about; if he didn't have it approved months ago, it won't be approved for at least 2 weeks, because it takes days for them to go through all the ICON info and the size reqs and image reqs to make a decision on the non-game aspects.
>>385884356
>>385884356
BEST
TIMELINE
>>385884356
At last the truth comes out
>>385884325
FUCKING NERDS & GEEKS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>385884356
>>385884371
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
>>385884127
In moderation
>>385884332
>>385884139
>>385884329
wait I completely misunderstood your post, alright. Still got it...
>>385884356
>MEME
>MAGIC
>>385884371
this fucking guy
>>385882571
This is the power of neanderthals, able to drive even the most gentle soul into madness. I am glad they are long gone from this world
>>385882571
>>>You are a lousy sucking whore who wears a black fag bag and a white shirt that turned gray from digging too much into piles of limestone for that stupid hole in the ground bunker you made
>You worthless surda-indian
>Smell my finger
This is too good.
most of you kids shitposting about this game weren't even fucking alive when he starting bullshitting about developing it jesus fucking christ
>>385884329
Feet feels both
The soles fills a man's hand while the pungent aroma goes through the olfactory glands and into the bloodstream therefore filling the heart.
>>385884437
They don't test that way....
Guys, he is trolling you.
>>385884356
>>385884356
THE INCLINE COMETH AND FAGS BTFO FOREVER
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
>>385884371
>>385884153
Why do you think he lives underground?
>>385884139
>those knees
I'm sold.
>>385884538
How long does Steam take to approve?
>>385884523
Time flies when youre a faggot
>>385884545
wut
>>385884586
He has a fucking underground bunker
>>385884612
20 years
>>385884612
at most an hour
>>385884356
>>385884603
>>385884356
fuck, the gets in these threads are incredible
>>385883163
Not just Cleve's thread, but they're deleting every old Grimoire thread that gets necro'd. This shit is on lockdown.
>>385884371
>that post
CONFIRMED RUSE
NOT HAPPENING :^(
>>385884523
Just exactly when did Cleve begin working on this? I'm seeing over 20 years, then some say 18 years?
>>385884674
>>385884371
>The actual world looks washed out and gray in comparison.
Mein sides.
>>385884673
>mfw it's going to be a shittier legend of grimrock
>>385884523
>l-l-l-l-look guys I was born in 1996, I'm way more mature than you 1998 kids xDDD
>>385884325
>>385884696
50 years
>tfw the RPGcodex thread got deleted
>>385884729
>>385884743
You need to be 18 or older to post here kid
>>385884371
This is 100% a lie.
>>385882720
Deja-vu, I have been in this place before!
>>385884545
>>385884725
I can't wait until he destroys it prior to release for being too beautiful to exist
>>385884612
when you are releasing a game, you schedule it at least 48 hours before release.
The non-game aspects get approved once every 24 hours (IE, at around noon valve time) so we are waiting till at least friday.
i only found out about this game this morning and didnt even have to wait an hour for it ez
>>385884792
>>385884356
Only doubles can make traps not gay again.
>>385884392
on ithacking in new issues
>>385884725
ahahahahhahaahh
>>385884003
>so vastly fat
TOP KEK
>>385884743
>fellow '98 master race
muh nigga
>>385884796
people born in 1998 are over 18
>>385884796
I'm 25
and yes. I own a computer
what will you guys do if it is indeed the greatest video game ever made?
>>385883846
Kek
So will it come out tonight, /v/?
>>385884898
i'll eat a nigger
>>385884845
>>385884898
play it
>>385884725
"Too beautiful" that I can't wait to leave a negative review saying the game is bugged as fuck and shit.
>>385884779
Nah it got moved to retardo.
Doubles : game released un an hour and traps aren't gay anymore
>>385884696
23 years.
>>385884848
>4848
>double dubs
N-NANI!?
>>385884872
kill yourself underageb&
>>385884889
get the fuck out, you must be 30, have at least 8 comps and a virgin to post here
>>385884939
friday is the earlist day
11:08 pm Washington DC
Valve has already fucking gone home!
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA
>>385884848
>4848
WEW
>>385883812
no
>>385883890
she thicc
>>385884898
Kill myself for there is no point in staying alive anymore.
Anyone who's not a dirty casual should do the same
>>385884995
it is impossible for someone born in 1998 to NOT be over 18 you idiot
>>385885006
>Valve
>DC
All I fucking want is to watch one of you sweet little cutie bois stream this fucking game, I don't even want to pirate it. Just release your broken shitty game so I can listen to some cutie bois, Cleve.
>>385884898
Buy it just so I can refund it.
>>385884995
ummmm sweetie, look at current year, thanks :*
>>385884961
>>385885056
Underageb& get the fuck out
>>385885056
That's like saying if you get old enough you'll eventually become a baby boomer. No. If you were born after 1990, you will always be underage.
>>385885005
I've probably played more actual games than you've ever heard of in your life kid
Being a 30 year old faggot still makes you a faggot. bet you like traps too, failed "male"
>>385885080
But my voice is ugly and I'm fat
>>385885135
>>385885143
noitsthechildrenwhoarewrong.jpg
>>385885131
>>385884696
Real time: 23 years
Actual time spent working: 6 months
>>385885143
Retard.
>>385881795
>temple OS support
>>385880929
And why is it repulsive?
>>385885080
1. you aren't cute
2. you're some ugly fat sperg
3. go clean your room fag
I must sleep anons. I shall see if it happens tomorrow. No mater what happens...I'm getting that free copy from the NEET
G'night anons.
>>385885225
Looks like they're deepthroating in the thumbnail
>>385885143
>tfw born in the wrong generation
I was physically born in 98 but my spirit is at least 30 years old.
>>385885006
They leave at 4PM western
Really.
>>385885208
I have been playing games since fucking pac-man was on the arcade; I was 30 at the time
Underageb& or suicide please
>>385885208
> I've probably played more actual games than you've ever heard of
Fucking manchild. Is your dad a policeman?
>>385885056
>>385885090
It's 2008 you fucking underage faggots
MODS
>>385885225
>>385885016
>>385884696
Well over 20 years
>>385885321
>tfw 2008 was 25 years ago
what the fuck bros where did the time go
>>385885143
>If you were born after MY birthdate you're underaged
Why are '90 kids such absolute fucking faggots? I was born a few months into 1991 fuck you.
>>385884538
Who are these fivehead demons? They're pretty cute.
This guy is a master marketer
I mean this strategy will only ever work once but its glorious to watch
Supposedly Indiegogo backers got keys
>>385885323
>>385885306
>>385885143
1980*
>>385885219
Just talk quieter, it'll be okay. I'm here to be your friend!
>>385885406
Wait really?
>>385884696
The day he met Kojima is the day he began work.
Is there anyone honestly exicted about the prospect of exploring 600 or whatever oh so unique areas? Especially considering it's gonna be full of oldschool "hardcore" tedious mechanics.
Seriously unless this actually turns out to be the second coming of christ in video game form I'll take EO or something over it any day.
>>385885423
>>385885143
Fuck off millennial scum
Sapecucks getting ready to be BTFO:d.
>>385881795
>Did i just get tolled for 20+ years?
heh
>>385885143
this is some "improvement isn't always a good thing" level of brain damage
>>385885489
Looks a lot like M&M so i am hype
>>385885406
Can confirm. He sent me a key, I can't download the game yet but it's in my library like a pre-order.
>>385885495
>>385885529
Hold the fuck up
People actually watched TWD beyond the first season?
>>385885580
pics or it didn't happen
>>385885580
Pics or it didn't fucking happen
>>385885607
>what are normies
Crack when?
>>385885606
>>385885580
post picture, asshole. i believe you but why the fuck wouldn't you post a picture?
Holy shit, just received my key. Is it really happening?
>>385885580
GIVE US PICS OR ELSE
>>385885607
The same people who watched Game of Thrones after season 4.
>uhh sorry guys I forgot to test my game on the latest version of windows huhuhuh brb might be a week
>>385885580
You will suffer in the next world for all of your blatant lies.
>>385885578
there has been like one good M&M game for three terrible ones
>>385885580
Without photo proving this
I think you are taking piss
>>385885680
nope
>>385885658
>>385885676
>I belive you
LMAOing@u
>>385885658
What do you think of Len?
Does it really take three days to be approved?
>>385885580
Fake news.
>>385885131
I wanna lewd dat loid.
>MORE LIKE THIS
>>385885645
The word is normalfag, you normalfag.
>>385885726
>that benis
Delet ur'reself noa
>>385885762
why has then man taken 20+ years to make a video game again?
>>385885786
everyone knows that's based on your steam purchase history, dipshit
>>385885645
>normie
kill yourself, newfag trash
>>385885764
that is the minimum time yes,
2 days for the schedule release + 1 day for approval.
>>385885529
This is obviously just for the camera.
No one actually watches TWD.
>>385885786
berfect
>>385885607
I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately recognized the show was shit after the first season.
>post yfw you pirate this game
>>385885701
Are... are we getting flim flammed?
Hey hey hey
There's gonna be a 10 year delay
New Thread where?
>>385885792
>>385885843
t. normie
>>385885826
i would happily take my whole life to work on my dream video game
>>385885841
>buying from steam
>ever.
>>385885726
MY DICK IS DIAMONDS
>>385885826
Anon, he never MADE anything.
>>385885873
Cleve'd.
>>385885897
no.
stop.
no new thread, go to sleep.
>>385885897
are we gonna make consecutive threads for the next 20 years?
>>385885783
>>385885489
>cameltoe and nipples
Jesus, I never realized how lewd those games were.
>>385885956
explain the demo then
>>385885726
>the small tuck of pubic hair.
DIAMONDS
>>385885956
Well except for the 60 hour superdemo even the people who hate him can't deny exists.
>>385886005
What demo?
>>385886005
That demo was a broken piece of junk, riddled with stupid amount of glitches.
>>385885841
I never bought anything, explain that.
>>385886024
patrician taste
I don't even like these kinds of games, but now I want to play this one.
SHHHHH.
Don't wake her up until its out.
>>385886073
Like?
>>385886073
Don't say that!
He may find 5000+ pico bugs that will need to be fixed if he sees your comment!
>>385885993
The official artist also makes loli hentai, anon.
>>385886212
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>385886212
I'm going to put my dick in her mouth.
How long till porn?
>>385885623
>>385885628
>>385885676
Not that anon but I got a key too
>>385886212
me on the right
>>385885825
I hate wokada
>>385885016
are you arcanonymous?
>>385886351
I'll get on it once I figure out what turtle dicks looks like
>>385886384
>>385886384
NO
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT
>>385886352
just friends
>>385886384
nice shop
>>385886396
funny
>>385886212
RINCHAN NOW
RINCHAN NOW
RINCHANRINCHANRINCHAN NOW
>>385886441
Are these two girls friends?
>>385886542
they look pretty friendly to me
>>385886542
that's the traditional friendship maneuver, you'd know that if you had any friends
>Over 20 years to make a game
>It's still not as good as based Wiz 8
>>385886508
he's a faggot fuck that lewds miku and draws her with a dick
I'd kill him if given the chance
itz not coming is it...
Ok, for real now, is the game ever going to be released?
This thread really feels like I missed some huge in-joke that is very funny.
HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST LOOKED AT THE STEAM PAGE
AND IT SAYS IT'S COMING SOON
new throd?
Great now shes gonna be cranky
>>385886695
Hahaha...soon..yeah...
Fuck.
>>385886645
i'll kill u bich
>>385886692
you missed the biggest hype in 4chan dude
>>385886639
one day I'll own this incline
>>385886692
The joke is Cleve.
>>385886692
tl;dr: game was supposed to be released in 1998, 2005, 2014, this july and today. It just missed its latest release date.
>>385886675
Not sure. Would you act as much as a fag in real life as you do on your online persona?
>>385886795
its a joke u fag
>>385886795
underage faggot
>>385886747
>>385886750
>>385886782
I've read the thread, I'm just I didn't know about it years before.
>>385885529
the guy on the far left who just doesn't care at all
>>385886842
ur mom sed that about u last nite
>>385886384
Oh yeah that's totally not the easiest thing in the world to fake. They asked for a picture of your library which would be moderately more difficult to shoop.
>>385884371
Approval from Steam can take up to 2 weeks.
Your almost final build must have already been sent to SteamWorks, then you request approval for it. If he really just requested approval, it's not coming out tonight.
>>385887068
>hacking steam
enjoy prison
>>385887164
this only applies to games made by sapes, superior bug-free neanderthal games get approved in as little as 15 minutes
>>385884325
>>385887068
>title wrong
>includes playtime
>includes name and screenshots of different game
>includes editor, obvious fake
really not proving your point here
>>385886909
The other guys are just faking their emotions to impress the women with their pussies
>>385887321 (You)