Grimoire

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Reply to this post only if you voted "It's not coming" and were never fooled it would actually come out today.

MY DICK IS IN MAXIMUM INCLINE

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>>385876074

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>>385875986
NEVER. EVER.

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLXS0bjSCs&feature=youtu.be

threads going so fast no one will see that the last digit isn't 0

REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU'LL GET A GF THIS YEAR

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>mfw it actually comes out

>>385876168
WHERE IS IT YOU NEANDERTHAL FUCK

Crack when?

Going to sleep, it's not coming out.
Night vee

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IT
IS
OUT

INCLINE
IZ
HERE

THIS IZ NOT A DRILL

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>>385875986
I GOTTA GO TO WERK TOMORROW EARLY AND TIS 2:28 AM AND THE MOTHERFUCKER JUST SAID "WITHIN HOURS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I should go make sure my turtle isn't actually dead

Don't worry guys. He's just teasing us and pretending it still has a few issues; it'll be released in a few hours. Don't forget the man is an aussie.

>>385875986
What is this?

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>>385876074

>>385876168
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAME, CLEVE

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>>385876074
Reporting

>>385876183
For optimists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREppyQf5uw

>>385876168
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!

>>385876171
IT TAKES HOURS TO START THE GAME IN FULL SCREEN TWICE

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>>385876168
Where is Grimoire, CLEVE?

>>385876168
release the fucking game you piece of shit do you know what updates or patches are

Stupid sapes, he does not abide by your inferior time skip. By "hours" he actually means "eons".

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>>385876074
feels good man

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The last two digits of this post will be the metacritic score for this game

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>>385876074
>believing it is ever coming

>within hours
so what will the next excuse be

>>385876187
can i have a qt neanderthal bf instead

I don't even vare about the game
this shitstorm is way too fucking great

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>>385875986
so its gonna be out "soon" right ...

>>385876187
haha I don't even know any girls

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Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

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The Grimoire Primary Unit should be released within six months.

Any Australians here?
We should find out where he lives and pay him a visit.

IM DOWNLOADING IT RIGHT NOW ITS OUT LADS

THEY CHANGED THE NAME OF THE THREAD ON RPGCODEX TO "Grimoire: The game, the scam, the bullshit"

>>385876286
seems legit

>OVER 20 YEARS DEVELOPING A GAME AND IT STILL HAS BUGS.

>>385876286
Higher than I expected. Of course, the game was made by a neanderthal.

5 and he does this every month for the rest of his life

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>>385876171
>within decades

>>385875986
WE got so close..... NExt time! NEXT TIME I WILL PLAY GRIMWAH!

>>385876286
better than new vegas

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>>385876286
nice

I'm fucking dying

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>385876187
Pls gib gf

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Will it be true?

>>385876301
>BUT I DIDNT MEAN HUMAN HOURS. I MEANT MARTIAN HOURS

>>385876286
>86
its shit

>>385876223
at least you remembered the discount this time

Grimwah is the pinnacle of polishing a game before release. Take that positively or negatively; it won't release either way

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i bet someone with actual power is watching those threads right now and allowing all this to happen to entertain us

how else you can explain it?

>>385876187
rolling for gf

Is this developed by the same guy who made King of the Hill Online and Ed Edd & Eddy Online?

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HISTORY IS BEING MADE RIGHT NOW

>>385876406
IT HASNT BEEN TRUE THE LAST 24 YEARS WHY WOULD IT BE NOW

>>385875986
What is this game?

>>385876223
Tacoma looks pretty good, what's it about?

>>385876414
>>385876420
Pls

>>385876426
Grimoire is a French word, right? So wouldn't "grimwah" actually be the correct pronunciation?

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>>385876223
>Fullbright

>>385876432
Hive mind of retards banding together to collectively shitpost on someone.

WHEN ITS OVER SO THEY SO

IT'LL RAIN A SUNNY DAY

Its never coming. Ever. Check these 5s

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>>385876258

That's Grimoire Cleve to you!

And within HOURS.

>>385876432
nigga, he has been pulling this shit for 24 years. he is a master shit post mancer

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so is that one anon still going to buy us all the game?

>>385876393
Friendly reminder it's actually the 2nd in Australia so he did miss his deadline.

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>>385876406
>mfw days, weeks, months, years.. all made of "hours" thus still making his statement true no matter when the game comes out if it ever does

anything other than a 4 and it gets released

In Gwimwah... You can wide tuwtwes

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>>385876414
>>385876420
Where's the game?

>>385876187
aight

>>385876546
what game?

>>385876335
already gearing up my pet emu's for battle, these fuckers can pick up a trace within a 20 mile radius.

If this post ends in 0 the game will be released within 2 hours.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/521380/
HOLY SHIT

>>385876275
There is no game, anon. There never was.

This is just one big ruse by a shitposting Australian who wants to stay relevant. This is why Australians should be banned from the internet.

>>385876420
that was my first attempt ;_;
didn't know there was another
angry joe was right
y'all entitled

>>385876187
YES

>>385876563
Don't worry, just a few more yottahours to crunch out those last yoctoissues.

>>385876643
CLEVES BIOGRAPHY RELEASED THE SAME DAY

>>385876223
THIRTY FIVE BUCKS?
Tell me it won't be that expensive when it actually comes out.

>>385876627
>pet emus
Wouldn't you be the pet of the emus? I understand the capitulation treaty of the Emu War was pretty harsh.

>>385876674
if it makes you feel better it was way better than the other guy's

>>385876632
3 and it never releases

I'm going to bed, reply to this thread when it drops so i'll wake up

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It's out, turn on CNN!

>>385876187
Sounds good to me.

>>385876674
Being entitled to something means you deserve what you're asking for you stupid non-English speaking inbred piece of shit

>>385876730
It will be more expensive after a week.

>>385876490
about twenty bucks

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RIOTS ESCALATE AS "GRIMOIRE" SHORTAGE ANGERS CHILDREN OF ENKIDU

>>385876426
No cubeworld is. That motherfucker is a crazy austistic perfectionist.

>>385876745
It dropped!

4 and the game releases within 4 minutes

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>>385876647

>>385876730
There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

>>385876647
>there never was
Like a couple hundred people have played the Superdemo, including people perpetually butthurt about Cleve.

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>>385876735

>>385876187
>inb4 monkey paw

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>>385876074

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>>385876187
Thanks for the free gf!

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>>385875986
>Never actually heard anything about this

>See all the hype threads

>It's just some shitty turn based RPG shit that looks like garbage

*YAWN* truly... /v/ kino.

>>385876187
YES YES YES TAKE THAT MOM

The last 4 numbers of my post decide what year it comes out

>>385876320
>haha I don't even know any girls

but anon... you know me ;)

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If this post ends in 1, the game only boots ONCE on his Windows 10 laptop.

>>385876647
He was in-game earlier which seems to be the most convincing evidence of the game's existing for years.

>>385876674
>e-celeb shit
consider making a mosaic on your bedroom wall with your brain matter

>>385876187
nice thanks dude

>>385876515
I wish I had a scholarship.

When the hell did "Stop bullying me" become code for "put your penis in my ass, daddy :3"
You're all sick

>>385876187

>>385876730
>>385876806
The game will suck you mentally into another dimension of win and excellence, no kidding. I warn unstable people against playing it at all. If it becomes that kind of obsession with the author - who should be long tired of it by now - you can imagine what elite fans RPGs will feel.

The game is special. I have supercharged it with awesomeness right down to the atomic level of every bit in the digital binary. $39.95 is very cheap once you have played the game for a short while.

>>385876862
just because you dress like a girl doesn't make your penis disappear

>>385876806
>There is no market in releasing a game. I wouldn't try to program one.

>>385876187
make her a tomboy anon

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If 5, game is confirmed NEVER EVER

>>385876187
RRRROLLAN!

>>385876803
4 and this game is delayed for 20 more years

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ITZ COMING
JUST ONE MORE FEMTO-BUG

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The game might not be coming out, but this 5 is

Trips say it releases today

>>385876187

inb4 GF (BF)

>>385876187
give me that.

>>385876187
:')

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>>385876735

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>>385876885

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>>385876643
>mfw

>>385876885
I guess the incline really did cometh

If this post ends in 5 he will fuck up the computer and lose the game forever.

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ONLY TRUE NEANDERTHALS CAN REPLY TO THIS POST
SAPES BEGONE

>>385876829
HOLY SHIT

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>>385876187
>tfw 27yo KV
I didn't come here to feel.

>>385876829
HAPPENING

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>>385876894

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WHY CLEVE WHY?
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!

>>385876914
but i can tuck it between my legs, it's the next best thing

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After 24 years in development, hopefully it will be worth the wait.

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NEVER EVER 3

>>385876975
I bet the game is stored on like 30 floppy disks.

>>385876975
if post ends in 5, he'll use a backup it and release it within hours

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>>385876975
YESSSSS

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These are great days were living bros! This Neanderthal we wasted here today is the finest sub human we will ever know. When we get back to another game were gonna miss not having anyone who's worth shitposting!

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>>385876187
i don't want a GF

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It's actually happening.

https://steamdb.info/sub/184205/apps/
HOLY FUCK GUYS, ITS ACTUALLY THERE

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>>385876975

>>385876963
>>385876980
neanderthalmind

>>385877047
It wouldn't be worth the wait if it had been announced this morning.

>>385876187
THANK

>>385877047
Thanks, and have fun.

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>>385876239
what the fuck guys I think my turtle is actually dead
she got killed by a fucking get

>>385876187
whew

>>385876187
3 and everyone who replied to this doesn't get a gf this year, including me

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>>385877031

>>385876784
I was implying that you were possessed of an an unwarranted sense of entitlement, you dark skinned mong-sape.

>>385876975
it's the only way this can end

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>>385876963
>DVD logo not bouncing perfectly in the corner

>>385876885
dunno dude, this nig is ripped

>>385877136
Seriously?

>>385877079
>>385877081

>>385877075
Nice legs

>>385877136
pics or it didn't happen

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>>385877031

It's literally been uploaded on Steamdb.

If this post ends in two 0s, then Grimiore will get perfect score across the board

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>>385876187

>>385875986
Could someone tell me what this is and why I should care?

They shall chant their clarion call "NEVER EVER" but it falls on deaf ears.

The disciples of Cleve know his word is true and his brain is neolithic. He will not fail us. Not in the hour of our most dire need.

>>385876239
It's dead and next turtle you get will be dead too

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WAIT DOES THAT MEAN HE'S BOOTED IT UP ON HIS OWN COMPUTER?
MAYBE HE REALLY IS TESTING IT

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Everyone i just wanted to say that i love you all, and i'll an hero if the game comes out

>>385877047
My favorite class is the Spy.

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>>385877075
JILL IS MY WIFE FUCKBOY
DELETE THIS

>>385876187
I JUST WANT TO FUCK

>>385876187
G-ganbare me.

>>385877079
>>385877081
mein gott

>>385877218
You should lurk a whole lot fucking more, newfag

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>>385877075
The fuck is on your walls

24 years in development. Speaking of 24, that's what this post will end in, confirming that the game will be released in a few hours.

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>>385877031
lel

thread's going so fast no one will check this 5 for me

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>>385877205

>>385877079
>>385877081
>1 second apart

>>385877205
WHAT THE FUCK

THE GAME IS THERE

SHIT WE FUCKING NEED TO LEAK IT NOW

Is this the dawn of a new age?

>>385877294
Nice try, here's your 24.

I kinda don't want this game to come out so we can keep having these threads

69 get

>>385877268
Wish I was a girl and could let thirsty /v/irgins fuck me

>>385877245
He's booted it up once. Be patient, wait for the second, my son

>>385877218
One retarded shitposting Australian has been "developing" a game for over 20 years. Read anything he has ever wrote and you will know he can never be serious about anything and is only looking for attention.

>>385877136

You should know better than to mess with meme magic.

5 and Cleve keels over dead right before hitting the submit button

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>>385877047
It is.

This is the going to be the greatest video game in the history of gaming. This is a literally a lifelong project that the dev has submitted to a life sentence which took 20 years.

>Content and storyline reaching up to 600 hours.
>Tremendous global map spanning over 250 maps, something we have never seen before, with towns and mega cities sprawling the world.
>Intelligent NPCs that can recognize and acknowledge 8000+ commands/sentences.

Witcher 3, Dork Sorwls, Morrowind will all be nothing but a distant memory as the best game comes underway.

CDProjekt nigger babbies on suicide watch as their Witcher 3 becomes irrelevant in front of their eyes.

>>385876187
can i have a bf?

>>385876187
but will grimoire come out this year?

>>385877294
you mean this 24?

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>>385876187
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>385876187
pls

>>385877294
TAKE MY 24 FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>385877346
Same here. I want Cleve to keep up with more excuses. I want these threads to still happen one year from now.

When the game actually comes out, we all see how mediocre it is and move on with our lives, that will be when Cleve loses.

>>385876939
It's not submitted yet. What a failure.

COME ON. I CAN'T WAIT TO PIRATE THIS 40€ GAME.

>>385876335
Everyone here should go give him a visit.

>>385876187
I'm so thirsty I'll try anything at this point.

>>385876187
whats gucci

>>385876187
pls

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>>385877205
Wait..

ITS FUCKING REAL!?

WHAT THE HECK

>>385876187
Yeah sure

>>385877346

now we can have threads relentless shitting on it for being a outdated piece of shit.

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LAST DIGIT IS HOURS UNTIL RELEASE

>>>/vr/

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POST YFW https://steamdb.info/sub/184205/apps/

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>>385876187
i hope so

2 4 Y E A R S
4
Y
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S

>>385876187
I'm gay and I fucking hate females, I don't want a gf

But I'll take it anyway just to steal it from someone else.

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>>385877480

>>385876335
yes you guys should do that, beat him up good.

>>385877480
HOLY SHIT TODD NEVER LIES

>>385877480
kek

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>>385877480

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>>385876187
FINALLY

>>385877136
that's what you get for not fedding the poor thing
meme magic is real unlike grimoar

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>>385877480

>>385877480
>0
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>385877480
H A P P E N I N G

>>385877205
HACKING...

I'M IN

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>it's the 2nd in Australia
>tfw Cleve lives in your city

>>385877356
Would you let me goosh goosh you if you are cute?

>>385877480
>>385877469
>0

>>385877487
N-n-naniiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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REFRESH THE STORE PAGE NOW

>>385877205
>https://steamdb.info/sub/184205/apps/
NANI?!?!

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IT'S HAPPENING YOU FUCCCCCCCCCCKING SAPES

THE INCLINE BEGINS. VIDEO GAMES ARE SAVED

>>385876187
i hope they like neanderthals

>>385877480
TOOOOOODDDDD

If my last digit is 3 the game will be out today

anyone knows when the tomo chan hiatus ends?

So, wait, if he never releases the game.
Will steam ban him?

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>>385876187
pls

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>MFW posts on Steam are getting deleted left and right
Cleve keeping up with his priorities, as usual

For those of you who don't like sports, this is what it feels like when the game is tied and you're anxiously awaiting the winning shot/goal/etc.

>>385876187

I guess.

>>385876187
please

>>385877284
Been here off and on 7 years, cock sucker. Sorry I don't know every little detail about Deh Chanz history

>>385877358
ty senpai

if 8 he's releasing today.

>Cleve's development schedule consisted of 90% shitposting, 9% browsing porn and 1% coding
>a game that should have taken 2 or 3 months to develop took 20 years.

>>385876187
Why lie to me anon?

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>>385877657
lolno

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>>385876074
HEHLO?
APU HERE

This is all just part of the plan.
It's going to come out and be mediocre. 70% of the sales will be <2 hour returns and he'll have a breakdown about sapes and thieves and there won't be a single person that hits the 600 hours of promised gameplay.

penta baby. grimoire time.

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If 5, we all die

>>385876187
Don't have much too lose.

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RELEASE...........THE INCLINE!

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LAST TWO DIGITS ARE THE MINUTES UNTIL RELEASE

>>385877747
Cleve knows this is what will happen, and that's exactly why he's too afraid to release the game.

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>within hours

>>385877723
Hey. Are you saying Thals are slow or something?
Rude.

>>385876187
Notime Toulouse

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>>385877713
>off and on
so you haven't "been here"
so do lurk more, tripplenigger

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>>385877798
1 HOUR 38 MINUTES FOLKS

he can't fucking compete litterally 3 billion games came out today

The Long Dark
Slime Rancher
Redeemer

motherfucker chose the wrong day to lie

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>>385876187
don't do this to me, anon....

>>385877798
Are you fucking kidding me

>>385877777

>>385877773
STOP TO PLAY WITH DEATH ALREADY, I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!

>>385877777

>>385877713
lurk moar newfag trash

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>creates the best game ever made in just a few years
>spends the next 20 years using your finished game solely to troll CRPG fags and get your prolonged revenge on cro-mags
Cleve truly is a genius 'thal.

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>>385877136
never mind she was just being a sleepy girl
also yes it's a tortoise not a turtle, I ain't dumb
going to get her some tasty noms now

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I SEE YOUR MASSIVE INCLINE AND RAISE YOU MY 5

>>385876187
Yes

>>385877803
nope
there is no game
the demo that's out there is just stolen code from SirTec's Wizardry game that was in the works. Cleve can't code.

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>>385877853
I.....I cant take much more

>>385877827
>hours to test 16-bit color mode on a laptop

Cleve's excuses are so stupid a retarded child could see through them.

post Mega

>>385876187
I can dream

>>385876187
pls save me

>>385877863
The Long Dark finally came out? That game feels like it's been in Early Access for decades.

>>385877747
i'm personally going to idle til 600 for the sake of doing it

>>385877890
She's cute.

Well, this is enough, I'm going to sleep, good night anons.

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>>385877910

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>>385877736
hipnotizing

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>>385877798
>almost the longest amount of time possible from this criterion

>>385877891
That's not how you get a 5. Let me show you how.
First you start rising that 1 to 2.

JUDY

>>385877798
>1 minute off max possible
FUCK YOUUUUUU

THREAD BGM?

>>385876187
Yooooo

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To attempt an understanding of Cleve without understanding his mortal enemies, the Gamers, is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be.

--from "Manual of The Neanderthal" by the Princess Irulan

WE WILL MADE THIS THREAD GREAT AGAIN

>>385877890

Good turtle

Apparently you can download a leaked game preview on "rygold on kazaa"

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If 8, we all get obliterate

>>385878001
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ANON
HE CAN'T GET IT UP
HAHAHA

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IF THE LAST NUMBER OF THIS POST IS ODD, IT'S ACTUALLY GETTING RELEASED
IF THE LAST NUMBER IS EVEN, THE RUSE CRUISE CONTINUES

>>385876187
I'd rather have the game

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>anime
>casual
Heh

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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316
Currently Offline
Last Online 34 mins ago

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whos here just to panic for no reason

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>>385878013

>>385877736
post the webm with them making licking noises each time

This is your one and only warning:


If you are foolish enough to attempt to 'pirate' this software through unscrupulous sources I am obliged to warn you that I will be uploading a metamorphic backdoor trojan virus that currently exploits an x86 oversight.

This will be your only warning.

>>385876285
Spotted the anime poster who doesn't know how clocks work.

>>385876187
i swear if this doesn't work you're dead

Check my even integer

>>385876187
Gf pls

>>385878090
>he says as he lowers it
Fag, look how alphas do it, check this 3

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Oh my fucking god, JUST.

>>385878090
Fuck. I just wrote it wrong and ended up having two 1 instead of one 2. Anyway. Check this 3.

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I'm giving it 10 minutes

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>>385878013

Is Cleve the greatest troll of our times?

LAST TWO DIGITS IS MONTHS UNTIL RELEASE

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>>385878119
Me

>>385878118
He's been on Steam forums coming up with more excuses. Guess he turned himself invisible.

>>385877736
>you will never be the cheese dip

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>>385878116

>>385877890
Take care of her, anon. I cried like a bitch when my turtles suddenly died after almost two decades.

>>385878098
FUCK

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>>385878119
I don't even want to pirate this shit game.

>>385878047
kek

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>>385878119
Threads like this is why I love /v/. Imagining a bunch of neckbeards autistically screeching about video games is hilarious to me. I know the majority of this is joking around

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>mfw this is the game

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ITS THOSE GOSH DARN PICO ISSUES AGAIN

>>385876187
dont fuck with me

>>385878173

hahahahahaha

check my singles

>>385878145
>Implying you are the real Cleve
Also, don't worry I will buy the game anyway.

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This is the butthurt I live for