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is your wife 12 years old?
who the fuck cares about birthdays?

>>385874863
someone doesn't have a girlfriend/SO

>>385874772
cute snakes

Guys, focus. There's a blowjob on the line here.

Viva Pinata
Bitches love Viva Pinata.

>>385875168
>>385875296
So do I get my blowjob now or.....

bought my gf stardew valley for ps4 on her bd a week ago, she's put literally over 90 hours into the game since then, wtf is with women and these games?

>>385875168
>having to bribe your wife to give you bjs

>>385874863
>who the fuck cares about birthdays?
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>>385874863

>>385874772
If you haven't played Peggle, get fucking Peggle.

Slime Rancher is pretty chill and is on the xbone

The Long Dark is comfy snow survival, there can be some getting wolf-raped occasionally though

Astroneer is max comfy space survival, but it's incredibly early access

Other than that, Forza Horizon 3 is one of my favorite games to chill the fuck out on, not sure if your wife likes racing games though.

Slime Rancher

>>385875423
That's marriage. Am I right, fellas?

>>385874772
A 3DS and Rune Factory 4.

Thank you for all the kind suggestions, good sirs. That is all I will be needing.