IT'S HAPPENING

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

IT ISN'T HAPPENING YOU FOOLS HAHAHAHAHA OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IT NEVER FAILS

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COME ON YOU SAPES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?

>>385873069
NOT EVEN A FYCKING MINUNTE

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It's going to be shit.

INCOMING

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>game is out

IT WILL COME OUT
MEME MAGIC

I am completely horizontal, and have cleared space around me preparing for abrupt incline.

ded thred ded game

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>COMING SOON
FUCK

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>>385873069

GET HYOP

IN B4 23 YEARS OF DLC

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LESS THAN A MINUTE!

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IT TIME

It's not coming out. He hurt us before. He will hurt us again.

I'm just waiting to see how people are going to react when it doesn't come out again.

Why has everybody lost their ability to write coherent phrases?

HE NEEDS YOUR ENERGY FELLOW BECLEVERS

THIS IS IT SAPES!!!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

COMING SOON?

>>385873069
>One hour

I'll eat my fucking shorts if it actually comes out.

>COMING SOON
YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN

SOON YOU WILL KNOW THE TRAGIC EXTENT OF CLEVE'S FAILINGS

ITS FUCKING OVER

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>Coming Soon
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah you all just got fucking cucked

WEW
E
W

MY SIDES BASED CLEVELAND

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>he actually thought it was coming

F5 ISN'T HELPING
WHAT DO WE DO

I-IM CUMMING

COMING SOON

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

NOT YET AVAILABLE

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IF THIS POST END WITH 7 GRIMOIRE IS GETTING RELASED

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>coming soon

Sorry guys, found some more picobugs. Will release as soon as I get them sorted out.

>>385873557
AIDS NIGGER SPOTTYSNOT

>Coming Soon
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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COMING SOON

C O M I N G S O O N
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY STEAM SAYS LESS THAN AN HOUR

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Only one way to fix this

I am the one coming soon.

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RIP

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>Coming soon
>This item is not yet available.
Same shit, different day

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>Coming Soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

SAPES ON SUICIDE WATCH

COMING SOON HAHAHAHAH

>>385873637
IF THIS POST ENDS IN A 6 GRIMOIRE IS DELAYED

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>>385873637

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>>385873637
MADMAN

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>coming soon
Oh, Cleve.

>>385873637
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT

CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

>coming soon
YALL GOT PRANK'D

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COMING SOON
CLEVE'D

>Coming soon
This item is not yet available.

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>coming soon

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>coming soon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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GOD HAS FORSAKEN US

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NEVER EVER

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>coming soon
GET
FUCKING
PRANKED

YOW

>>385873069

sape uprising when

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FUCK

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END ME

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Just you wait

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>Coming soon
>This item is not yet available.

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As expected

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I don't even care about this genre.

This ride is fucking amazing.

Agnus Dei really does fit this situation

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>tfw I jinxed it

>>385873637
Not even your prophetic get will make cleve release the game.

COMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHACOMING SOON HAHAHAHA

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A DIZZYNG BLOW TO BODY AND BRAIN

THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING, HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

CLEEEEEEEEEEVE

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HAHAHAHA

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>Coming Soon

F

RIP

;_;7

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>COMING SOON - THIS ITEM IS NOT YET AVAILABLE
>COMING SOON - THIS ITEM IS NOT YET AVAILABLE
>COMING SOON - THIS ITEM IS NOT YET AVAILABLE
>COMING SOON - THIS ITEM IS NOT YET AVAILABLE

>COMING SOON
>SteamDB lists nothing
>no word from Cleve

wow what a surprise

Monkey man loses again

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
/v/
B T F O
T
F
O

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My sides

>>385873676
KILL ME, PETE

how are neanderthals superior if they can't even release a finished game

>>385873801
Based 5 poster.

THE LAST 2 DIGITS OF THIS POST IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS THAT THIS GAME WILL BE DELAYED AGAIN.

I'm gonna miss these threads boys

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>385873676
KILL ME PETE!

Steam should've listened to all the reports last time.

I can't believe you retards fell for it again
20 fucking years and you still fall for it

>>385873557
Why are you a smelly faggot?

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>Coming Soon

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POST YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW

>>385873791
same dude, i love shitstorms like this

HOW
CAN
IT
BE

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>he waited 20 Years

>YOU ALL BOUGHT IT
>HOOK LINE AND SINKER
>YOU ALL BOUGHT IT
>EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU WERE MADE FOOLS OF

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujo7V9m0gk

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>>385873886
>

It's time to get this shit taken down off Steam

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>>385873960

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>>385873960

>DOING IT AGAIN
THE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN

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>>385873960

>>385873938
He promised us this time! Its not fair!

IT'S OUT!!!!!!

if 7 never ever

>>385873989
my dad has actually been waiting since it was first announced, and he was actually pretty excited that it could happen today, feels bad man

MY GRIMWAH

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING GRIMWAH BY NOW

WHY

TIRED OF BEING WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE

I report this game, it's a scam.
You should do the same.

ALLLAAAAAAH
STRIKE THIS MAN DOWN WITH THE VOLTS OF A THOUSAND KEKS

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>>385873938
Yeah you tell that whole 2% of these threads that actually thought it was coming. Atta boy!
>>385873960

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oh wow i sure wasn't expecting this

Let's take bets on what his excuse will be this time?

Blame it on Steam? Found some last-minute pico-bugs that will take a month to fix? McDonalds food made him sick? His wife suddenly became real and deleted the game?

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>>385873886

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>>385873960

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CLEVED IN TWO

>>385873932
>Steam should've listened to all the reports last time.

What category do I report it under? "Fraud"?

Gaben will eventually take it off the Store and won't let him release it if he keeps being a faggot and delaying the releae

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>>385873960
NEVER EVER

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>mfw I already contacted a friend working on Steam Support beforehand telling him about Cleve`s decades long scam and that the game obviously isn`t going to release
>he just told me that if it doesn`t release this time it`s likely that it will be taken down

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I'm sorry, but did the Cleve already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even out yet. In fact, it's only 20 years. Does not having a release date count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Cleve is still developing right now and Grimoire has been the best game in the RPG Industry for how many years now? They're up against one of the worst RPGs in the industry (PoE) who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of making a kickstarter. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Grimoire is one of the best fucking games on the market, it made lots of progress last year and would of won multiple gaming awards If Steam didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Grimoire wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Obsidian just made a boring game short of the short of the gameplay they needed, just like Bioware did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Grimoire topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the game because it's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

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>>385873960

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>>385873960
>>385874023

WHERE'S GWIMWAH
WHERE ARE THE TOITLES

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It's finally going to be over.

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ONE FUCKING JOB

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

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OH MY GOD IT'S UP
gUYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WVpg0m31C4

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>>385873960
NOOOOOOOOOO

So what is this game? Is it like legends of grimrock or something?

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Too late, I already tossed my plate of crow out the window. I was all ready to eat it, too. Too bad.

>>385874082
post the fucking log

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Pushed back a week. If this sape misses the release date again Valve will just tell him to fuck off back to his cave.

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>TODAY WILL BE THE DAY! I PROMISE!

>>385874082
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tranny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on transphobic goyim, and I have over 300 confirmed GRIDS infections. I am trained in dilation and I’m the top HRT expert in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another bigot. I will poz you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chosen people across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your presidency. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can attempt suicide in over seven hundred ways, and that’s pre-op. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Soylent Corporation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your bigoted T Cells off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Drumpf.

>>385874046
clive isn't human, no human could be so cruel

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>>385874086

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>They believed him and fell for his lies
Fifteenth time.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc

>>385874153
I miss Chester.

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>>385873960

the pixel art is good but the game looks bad desu, point and click exploration, really?

POST THE STRAWPOLL
WE WERE RIGHT

Now it's sure as shit being pirated whenever it actually comes out, if ever.
Fuck you Cleve, you let us down again.

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>>385873960

CLEVED IN TWO

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If 5 everyone that thought it was coming out gives themselves surprise buttsex.

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oh thank you jesus

I would have done it too

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>>385873960

>>385874162
it's 3,99e nice try

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I AM FUCKING DYING HERE HOLY SHIT
ALMOST COUGHING BLOOD FROM THE LAUGHTER

>TRUSTING THIS RETARD
HOLY SHIT

>>385874162
>forgot the launch discount

Nice try but worst try.

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>>385873960

>>385874073
That's what I did. I noted its first planned release date and then jumped to the indiegogo scam. Now you can add in that this is the second release date on steam that he has missed. It's a scam.

WHAT IS THE EXCUSE CLEVE

HOW ARE YOU GONNA WEASEL YOU WAY OUT OF THIS THIS TIME

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>>385874162

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YOU CAN ONLY RESPOND TO THIS POST IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF BUYING THIS GAME AND ARE JUST HERE TO LAUGH AT EVERYONE GETTING FUCKED OVER
BAIT-BITING ASSRAVAGED CHUCKLEFUCKS
C A N N O T
A
N
N
O
T
REPLY TO THIS POST

the absolute madman

>>385874179
>he's had the missed release date up for almost 7 months
Seriously?

>>385874162
DELET
THIS
NOWWWWWWWWWW

>>385874064
>Let's take bets on what his excuse will be this time?
This is following the exact same pattern he's been doing for 20 years now. This time, he'll just disappear for a few months. He already used the pico-bug excuse when he missed the 2nd to last release date a week ago. Eventually he'll start posting again, a few months from now he'll have a new fake release date set. I'd be surprised if he even acknowledged the August 1st date.

>>385874162
Good attempt, but there's a 10% reduction for early buyers

>>385874210
it's literally just a bunch of memes and one guy viral marketing

EVERYONE CONTACT GABE AND TELL HIM

http://www.valvesoftware.com/email.php

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>>385873960

>>385873069
>COMING SOON
COMING SOON
>COMING SOON
COMING SOON

HAHAHA FAGGOTS YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>385874235
do it faggots

Gonna miss those threads
Well,see you guys next week when the game gets released again

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>>385874237

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>>385874237
Lets face it, it was a safe bet

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13598829

Get in here and vote.

I BELIEVE IN YOU CLEVE, I'LL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOU

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>>385874162

>all these sapes not realizing that the game DID just release, but you can only purchase it if you have superior thal genes

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>>385873960

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>tfw you'll never get to ride turtles

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>>385874268
I'm so glad this game exists (or rather doesn't exist)

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>>385874237
You're still a cool guy, anon.
Have some yuri.

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>>385874271

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there are other options...

>>385874271
Try 17 years

>>385874268
HA

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>>385874237
Like sand through my fingers

>>385874378
20*

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>>385874268
I didn't even hear about this game (assuming it's even real) until today, and I'm already loving how much /v/ is freaking out over it.

>>385874268
Is that not everyone here? The meme release video was so cringey I thought the entire thread was just ironic.

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>this thread

GUYS MAYBE CLEVE IS STILL UPLOADING THE ASSETS

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>385874376
fuck off

>>385874352
>Cleve will never bring the New Sun of gaming
On a more serious note, I wonder how a Book of the New Sun RPG would work.

SEVEND AYS

SEVEN DAYS SEVEN DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>385874268
the ride has been fun to watch

>>385874162
Fix the 10% discount and repost

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>people stayed up for this

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>>385874268
>tfw only come to these threads to laugh at the faggots who unironically believe this game will be released

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>>385874237

>>385874347
How do I acquire Neanderthal genes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=32&v=giuZdBAXVh0

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>>385874210
>pixel art is good

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>>385874268
just laying back, sipping a four loko, and letting their asshurt bring me waves of keks

WTF IT RELEASED

the sad thing is, people will still look forward to it, and if it does come out, people will still buy it. people will still support this joke of a man. fuck you all.

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>>385874237
you're still a brave soul anon

I respect you for that

>Cleve posted an update on the discussions
JUST A DAY OR TWO MORE

maybe he found a simple bug in win 10, soon after macdonald he is going to launch it.

>>385874462
Drink Cleve's semen.

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>>385874237
>your face right now

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>>385873960

CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>385874448
>>385874291
>>385874247
The discount's been delayed

>>385874293
>one guy viral marketing

You guys don't understand anything.

There is NO POINT viral marketing a game that never comes out.

He's been saying he's going to release it since 1997. That's how long this release has been delayed. And every few years he fools some people into thinking it might be real this time.

All of you are fucking retarded. Anyone with with neutrons in their brain could have rubbed them together and seen this coming.

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>>385874268

>>385874376
I don't like this game because I die and/or replace my shit members every single run. What's fun about throwing 50 teams against the wall until it finally sticks and you get to begin the 60 hour grind?

>>385874268
Im dying, I wonder how asshurt codexfags are right now.

I'm starting to think Cleve isn't even a real person. Do we have proof he actually exists and isn't just a character?

>people actually died waiting fro this game
really makes me thing

>>385874513
HYPE

>>385874467
what is this

>>385874462
You already have them if you're European or Asian.

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>>385874268
I don't understand why anyone would buy Grimoire for $40 when they could get Wizardy 6-8 for much cheaper and have more fun right now.

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>could be playing Darkest Dungeon RIGHT NOW

>instead waits ANOTHER 20 years

HAHAHAHAHA

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>>385873960

>>385874513
>Quick Update On Finalization of Regions Prior To V1 Release
Oh, okay I guess.

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OUR GOD HAS SPOKEN TO US AGAIN
NEW ABSOLUTELY FINAL DATE CONFIRMED

THERE WAS A BUG WITH WINDOWS 10 AND STEAMWORKS INTERACTION THAT HE ONLY TESTED AT THE LAST MINUTE AND KEPT CRASHING THE GAME

THAT'S NOT FUNNY CLEVE HAD A HEART ATTACK IN MCDONALD'S!! HE WILL RELEASE IT TOMORROW STOP CRYING SAPES

>>385874553
Wow Anon you're so smart and superior. If only the threads weren't 99% saying the game wouldn't be released. Then they wouldn't be so surprised.

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>you will never be able to ride a turtle

>>385874268
This is fun to watch

COME ON DOWN TO CLEVELAND TOWN EVERYONE
UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1993
GRIMOIRE'S A RIVER THAT CATCHES ON FIRE
IT'S SO POLLUTED BY ALL THE FUCKING SAPES

>>385874581
The earliest Cleve was real, but the later years its probably been a character. Probably not been the real Cleve in over 10 years.

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PLACE YOUR BETS, EVERYONE

WHAT WILL BE CLEVE'S EXCUSE THIS TIME AROUND?

>>385874552
>There is NO POINT viral marketing a game that never comes out.
He's viralling his descent into madness.

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Feels good

>>385874376
>HE THINKS SHARTEST SHITGEON IS ANYTHING LIKE AN ACTUAL BLOBBER
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
wow

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>>385873960

>>385874208
>tfw no LP car at Spa this year
>but all the cars had stickers for Chester

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GRIMOIRE SHORTAGES IN EASTERN EUROPE

RIOT SQUADS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED

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>NEVER EVER

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>>385874268
I'm usually only here on the weekends, glad I stopped by to watch this fucking train crash

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NO LONGER IN THE UPCOMING CATEGORY

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>>385874669
>ahaha, what a story, Cleve.

>>385874729
Jews.

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLXS0bjSCs&feature=youtu.be

https://steamdb.info/app/650670/
it was quite clear by looking at this that this game was never going to be released, and never will be

>>385874614
Darkest Dungeon is shit and not a dungeon crawler though?

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>>385874669
>/v/ shitposting on Steam Forums
Clove is a faggot but that shit is embarrassing as fuck...

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KEK

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GUYS DO NOT PANIC
HE IS FIXING IT
IT IS COMING OUT TONIGHT MARK MY WORDS

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>>385874806

>>385874268
Reporting in.

When. Will. They. Learn.

>>385874729
>Ran into a few problems when testing on Win 7/8/10 I promise it will be release tomorrow. It's just around the corner, the greatest game ever made will be yours within 24 hours. Then you will all be begging me for forgiveness, and making multiple steam accounts just so you have the privilege and pride of owning more than one copy of the game.

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>>385873960

>>385874789
This hurts.

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kek

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I just got into this thread but the transition from absolute excitement to disappointment is fucking great

I don't even know what you fucks are cheering for

>>385874856
What did [Glass Him] even mean?

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>>385874669

>>385874672
WE SEE A RELEASE DATE ALMOST THREE TIMES A YEAR
THIS GAME HAS AT LEAST TWO MORE ISSUES
STORE LOOKS LIKE A SCOOBY DOO GHOST TOWN
DON'T SLOW DOWN IN STEAM DISCUSSION OR YOU'LL DIE

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GAME YOU FUCKING AUSSIE

>>385874581

I know people here have said he's been busted multiple times pretending to be both his "son" and "wife" both of who almost certainly never existed. I mean Cleave was a real person in the 1990's and really did work on Wizardry. Is this creature still him? Who can say.

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Just... one... last... pico... issue...

>>385874729
You don't need to guess, he already gave a perfectly reasonable reason for a slight delay

>Almost there. Hit glitch on laptop display not supporting 16 bit fullscreen mode. Fixing it now.

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ITS STILL COMING OUT

what the fuck are any of you people even talking about

>>385874806
Of course not, games that are already released are not upcoming.

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

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>>385874857
>>385874858

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It's out there. He's already playing it without us. Clearly we're too sape to know how to access it.

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>people actually thought it might come out today

>>385874857
>>385874858
His ability to invent an incredibly specific alibi every time is priceless.

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You guys just need to have faith. I'd rather see the game get delayed than have it released early and unfinished. This game is epic, it's trying things no other game has accomplished before. I for one am happy to have given money to support the creator's vision. And to all you idiots claiming "HURR IT'S A SCAM DURR"... grow up. Seriously, grow up. It's pathetic that you take so much pleasure in mocking people who are genuinely excited to see a piece of gaming history in the making. We already know the game exists, you can play part of it in the demo that's been released for backers.

I have faith in Star Citizen.

oops wrong thread LMAO

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>>385874806

>Life of a Caveman releases
>Homo Sapien anti-Neanderthal propaganda

>Grimoire doesn't release
>RPG Magnum Opex by Neanderthal to cause an incline in the RPG genre

Could Sapes truly be the superior race after all?

>>385874858
BUT HE FUCKING SAID ALL BUGS WERE SQUASHED ALREADY
JUST FUCKING RELEASE IT AND PATCH IT LATER

what on earth is this thread?
whats grimoire?
why is everyone going on about neanderthals?

http://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/2217311444321799353/?ctp=18

http://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/2217311444321799353/?ctp=18

http://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/2217311444321799353/?ctp=18

Everyone get in here and laugh at this

>>385874806
are you blind? it's right there at the top

JUST
ONE
MORE
NANOISSUE

>>385874889
What anime is this?

>>385874942
>>385874939
>>385874905
>>385874903
20 more years to fix it.

>>385874268
is this one man's attempt to get (You)s from an entire thread

>Almost there. Hit glitch on laptop display not supporting 16 bit fullscreen mode. Fixing it now. - 2 minutes ago
Mein sides.
Cleve is a fucking trollmeister.

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>>385874858
>>385874903
>>385874905
>>385874939
>>385874942

Guaranteed to be shit.

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>>385874857
>>385874858

HE'S DRAINING US TO OUR LAST DROP

THE MAN IS INSANE HAHAWHBAHAHASHBSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHA HE IS BREAKING ME AAAAAAAAAAA

>Almost there. Hit glitch on laptop display not supporting 16 bit fullscreen mode. Fixing it now.
HEH.

>>385874513
>Almost there. Hit glitch on laptop display not supporting 16 bit fullscreen mode. Fixing it now.
Fucking KEK

>>385874858
>j-just another glitch guys!!
this guy is great

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>>385874857
>>385874858
>>385874903
>>385874905
>>385874939
>>385874942
>It's real

MY NAME IS CLEVE BLAKEMORE
AND I AM HERE TO SAY
GRIMOIRE IS COMING OUT
IT'S JUST NOT TODAY

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THE FUCKING MADNERTHAL HAS DONE IT AGAIN. HES DONE IT AGAIN

>Almost there. Hit glitch on laptop display not supporting 16 bit fullscreen mode. Fixing it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlrtE0VhIw

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

WHAT ARE YOU ALL FREAKING OUT ABOUT

TELL ME

>>385874552
unless you are a fucking schizoid loser who makes old school rpgs

You know gothic fag? He is most likely a developer working on Elex trying to get people hype, I guarantee you once that shitshow actually releases there will be viral marketing for it. The co-creator of fucking rick and morty admitted to coming here and shitposting his own show, I can imagine lonely developers, especially games that have niche audiences, like to come here.

Somebody from Avalanche shilled Just Cause 3 before it came out, as did one of the developers of Saints Row 4.

They don't get paid for it, they are attention starved, and they just come here instead of getting likes on instagram like normies do for attention.

>>385874858
That's not how computers work....that's not how computers work at all.

>still needs to fix some bullshit
>thinking he'll just upload the files afterward and it will be right up

Seriously this guy is retarded, and so is anyone actually waiting for it to release. I mean in his indiegogo campaign he rants on about neanderthals being perfectionists and never finishing their cave paintings. He is literally just larping as a caveman and you guys are buying it.

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>>385873960

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>>385874939

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>>385875009
Boku

>>385874858
>16 bit fullscreen mode
Thank god, I'll be able to run this on my Windows 98 gaming laptop from the nineties.

a few more planck issue bugs to iron out

>>385875029
Yeah like that but hairy balls

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>>385873960

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PANIC

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>>385875059
>>385874942
>>385874939
>>385874905
>>385874903
>>385874858
>>385874857


Is this kino? Can someone from /tv/ chip and and tell me?

>>385874858
the fuck does this even mean

You have been visited by the cleve of great delays

Much shitposting and many delayed games will come to you but only if you reply to this with FUCKIN STRAYA M8

Game looks boring

HE'S GONE OFFLINEÑ

>Almost there. Hit glitch on laptop display not supporting 16 bit fullscreen mode. Fixing it now.

L
M
A
O

>>385874268
STANDING

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>Almost there. Hit glitch on laptop display not supporting 16 bit fullscreen mode. Fixing it now.

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Are you cute?

>>385874916
It's when you smash your pint glass in someone's face.

thread's moving so fast no one will realize i'm gay

>>385875217
HERE

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>>385873960