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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA edition
http://store.steampowered.com/app/650670/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/
Big Man Tyrone endorses Grimoire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlrtE0VhIw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Grimwah 2012 Indiegogo Pitch Video:
>*WATCH THIS FIRST IF NEW*
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Non-meme gamplay trailer:
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Grimoire gameplay playlist (outdated but relevant):
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Quick rundown:
>Old skool fantasy RPG dungeon crawler
>Turn based combat so you can take your time twitch ADHD babbys need not apply
>Can ride turtles
>Mostly developed in mid-90s
>Original targeted for 3Q 1997 release
>Madman dev Cleve has worked on game ever since to perfect it
>Has missed every release date so far over the decades
>But this time is different because he actually seems serious and is excluding features to make release
>Cleve will surely not let us down this time
>Cleve is a Neanderthal locked in eternal kulturkampf with Sapes (non-Neanderthal Homo Sapiens)
>Cleve is an American who moved to Australia after the 1992 LA riots to escape Sapes
>Codes Grimoire in a self-built nuclear bunker
>Took down a homosexual cabal trying to make Wizardy 8 into gay furry fantasy with penisaur & gaping anus monsters
>Rescued countless runaway rentboys from the clutches of Max Phipps
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OH GOD OH GODfirst
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never coming out
stop giving him attention
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sape thread for sapes
cool thals are already at >>385869694
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>It's been an hour since it said Less than an Hour
Panic....?
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LEAVE IT TO CLEVE
ALL ABOARD THE NEVEREVER TRAIN
NEXT STOP GRIMOIRE
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Steam exec here,
lol
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>>385868408
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Aleidan/
Better keep your promise
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This is quite the event for me. I'm completely out of breath
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if this post ends in a number Grimwah will be released TONIGHT!
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>>385869796
at this point I don't see how he could not release it.
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>>385869796
>eamcommunity.com/id/Aleidan/
nigga better release dis dam thang
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>>385870040
if i get a 5 there will be a lot of reasons for him to not release it
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>>385870127
If 2 we ded
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last thread died while i was playing rainbow 6
yeah wizards and warriors is great game get the 2000 version
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>>385870305
confirmed
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>>385869796
>embed
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If you haven't beaten all the Wizardry games without a guide you don't belong here.
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>>385870040
He will find 5 more femtobugs and need to polish it for another 2 years.
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>>385870781
>Beating 4 even with a guide.
I'm just not that good.
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>>385870649
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>>385869796
this looks fucking great. never played any wizardry games but it looks very similar to might and magic
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Check CNN. Shit just got real. We are live!
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>>385871305
It looks like absolute garbage.
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T MINUS LESS THAN AN HOUR BOYS
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
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>coming soon
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I really didn't want to believe he'd go to all the trouble of making the steam page, giving updates, getting a fucking Tyrone video, adding new screenshots, and all this shit just to not release it again. Jesus man
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>Coming soon
>This item is not yet available.
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>>385873907
Grimoire is the ultimate straya shitpost
24 years in the making
a fucking ruse cruise not even Kojima could match
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so how is this not shilling
I mean, it's probably a good game but how is this not a shill thread
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>>385874385No one actually believes it's coming out. It's fun to shitpost about Grimoire and talk about old RPGs.
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>>385869796
WHERE IS MY GAME WHITEY
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>>385869796
waiting for the Rog trailer, and then the Tyrone & Rog trailer
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ITS NOT OUT ITS NOT OUT WHAT HAPPENED
Cleve wouldn't betray a fellow living fossil! I have a note from my doctor as well, we're both Neanderthals! Who cares what he does to a bunch of savage sapes, he and I are supposed to be brothers!
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What are some good first person dungeon crawlers that actually happened? I have grimrock 2 but I dislike the real time combat
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GUYS
"Almost there. Hit glitch on laptop display not supporting 16 bit fullscreen mode. Fixing it now."
He posted this just now. What did he mean by this?
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>>385874825
>Feature no one cares about
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>>385874825
I think he meant that he's almost there. It sounds like there's a glitch that he discovered where laptop display isn't supporting 16-bit fullscreen mode? He's fixing it, though.
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More deceit. No one gives a shit about something like that it's just another excuse
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>>385874825
Source or you're bullshit.
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>>385875857
https://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/2217311444321799353/
Cleve is now saying it'll be up "within hours"
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>>385875983
IT'S
HAPPENING
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>>385876150
I've only been following this hellshow for about a month, but I'm already in such despair. Why would this man do this? What does he gain from the lies? Why not just come out with the truth
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AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
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I'm gonna need a tedious, in-depth rundown with citations
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