Grimoire

Riperoni Gameroni

>>385869295

more like Grimliar

>>385869694
NEVER

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I'M GONNA COME ANONS

SAPES O U T

>>385869295

it fascinates me that people still after all these years give this any notice at all.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

G R I M W A H
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M
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A
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>>385868408

http://steamcommunity.com/id/sweetjbro/

FORTY FIVE MINUTES REMAINING

I think he should delay it and redo the graphics, to be honest.

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>>385869694
Is cleve /ourguy/?

THAL STRONK
SAPES GET OUT
WE /incline/ NOW

if dubs its happening

>>385869694
If 5 I'm gay.

>>385869769
>>385869787
there goes my free copy from the guy with 50k

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>>385869694
It's not "coming out" in 47 minutes, it was supposed to have BEEN out 13 minutes ago.

1st for NEVER EVER

In gwimwah... you can wide tuwtwes.
I still refuse to believe. The last Steam release is fresh on my mind.

COME ON CLEVE

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13591049

obligatory poll post

>49%/51%

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Grimoire is not a real game. It's a viral marketing campaign for something else.

You're all being played.

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Will Neetbux anon pull through? Will the game even be released? Is the game even going to be good? Find out today!

>>385869783
AWWWRIGHT

ravioli ravioli give me grimoirioli

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>>385869615

I would pay like 10 bucks for this game
40 is way too much

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>>385868408
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lavalampolus/
Reposting, because I'm a desperate fool.

>>385869857
I hate to defend Cleve, but it was always supposed to release in 44 minutes. This your first time following a Steam game? They always go "Approximately one hour" to "Less than one hour"

>>385869916
>>385869916
I WANNA DRINK HER MILKSHAKE

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It's cancelled.

>>385869857
>anime retard not knowing how steam clock works
not surprised t b h

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>>385869951
this

>>385869980
Fuck off, retard.

>>385869857
Steam always does this. Sub-2 hours is "one hour", less than one hour is approximately one hour etc.

Now the real danger is us seeing "Coming Soon" after the timers run out.

>>385869980
nigga smissmass was 8 months ago

nth for NEVER

>>385869840
What kind of waifu do you think Cleve would have?

>>385870045
>If a 5 Cleve buttfucks those that think the game is coming out

>>385870049
sauce

>>385868408
I NEED IT ANON
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Wisestofthemall

>>385869857
>sapes don't understand floors
lol

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>post you are yfw face when right now

>>385870049
dumb pornposter

Hopefully anon from the last thread delivers.

If I was actually employed I would totally spend the 1600 to spread the incline.

>>385870045
noooooooo

>>385870105

Aqua from KonoSuba.

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>>385870135

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>mfw it never comes out

IF 7 WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCK OP'S MOM

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>>385870135
OH
OH
OH
TIME TO
ACCELERATE

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>>385870105

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>>385870135
>yfw face when

DO YOU BECLEVE??

>>385868408 (Cross-thread)
steamcommunity.com/id/yabadabaduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>>385870135
the incline cometh

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>>385869857

Just go play the Might & Magic series you fucking homos.

So wait, is it actually going to cost $40?
If so pirating

>>385870281
WHEN YOU FLY

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>>385870181

>Dumb, drunken, irresponsible slut of a water goddess

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>>385870135

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>>385870135

>>385870327
$4 off at launch, goy

STAY STRONG BROTHERS, CLEVE IS JUST TESTING US!

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ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN

>>385870327

It's 10% off today only.

>I have decided it is just a nice thing to do for people who have been waiting years to play my game if I offered a 10% discount on the game during it's first week. After this ends, I want to assure anyone waiting for the game that Grimoire will never, ever sell at a discount at any time it is on the Steam store ever again. I won't permit it to be sold below it's retail value for any reason. I am too proud of my finished product to permit it to be turned into simply another commodity in a Steam sale. If Valve ever decides that sales of the product no longer justify it having a page then I will move it to another venue - but as the author I will never offer my game at a discount again anywhere. I'm not a corporation that turns out games like sausages and computes their price curves over rates of decay in market value. Grimoire is my unique and proprietary product and I only want to sell it to the most hardcore fans of the genre. I was never targeting the mass market or casual gamers. It is in the first paragraph of the original design document I wrote more than 20 years ago when I was putting a proposal together that described the entire game end-to-end in both story, design and implementation. It was an aristocrat's manifesto when it was written and the language was specifically that of an aristocrat declaring the game was not going to be designed to appeal to the masses. Only fans of the genre.

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>>385870135

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>>385870327
It's 10% off on release.

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Is it really going to release lads? After all this time?

>>385869916

A viral marketing campaign running for 23 years with many people having played the game in the form of the gigantic demo released years ago? Sounds a bit implausible. Not that I think that retard will release it this time either.

>>385870410
/tv/ here

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>>385870410
/tg/ reporting in

>>385869920
GREASEMONKEY

>>385870410
/hm/ here

>>385870410
RED /vp/ REPORTING IN

>>385870410
/d/ reporting in!

>>385870410
/aco/ reporting in

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>>385870410
This is /u/, reporting in.
>tfw /v/ has better yuri threads than /u/ these days

>>385870461
We'll know in 35 minutes.

>>385870410
/cyg/ standing by

>>385870410
/gif/ here, pls no bully

>>385869916
Grimoire is a real game, its just Cleve trolls people and pretends to release it for his own amusement. There's a DOS demo from the 90s and a modern demo from 2013.

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>>385870410
/aco/ here

>>385870410
/vg/ here, all is clear.

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>>385870410
/v/

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>>385870410
/sp/ (and /arse/) are here

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>>385870410
/trash/ reporting in!

>>385870410
/x/ here
Trying to summon a succubus

>>385870410
/x/ here!

IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP

If 5 all other 5 posts are invalid.

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>>385870410
/ck/, reporting

>>385870410
/r/the_donald standing by

>>385870410
/mu/ here, you guys are faggots

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>>385870410
/lit/ cometh

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>>385870410
/fit/ here, I brought the chads with me.

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>>385870446
Is he mentally ill?

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>>385870410
/d/eviant here

>>385870645
S A F E

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>>385870410
/a/ here and I wanna fucking kill myself.

>>385870645
screen me in the putshot

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>>385870410
M/a/ggot here

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>>385870410
/a/ reporting in.

>gifting anon deleted his post
;_;

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>>385870410
/a/ is here

>>385870681

Literally, yes.

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>>385870410
/pol/ reporting in
Following these sape threads ever since that one other recent "release" date that never happened. This is pure gold btw.

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>>385870645
YOOOOOO
I'M AN ABSOLUT

>>385870410
>>>/q/ reporting in

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>>385870410
/int/ruder standing bi :DDD

>>385870410
/mu/ here

I LOVE YOU CLEVESUS CHRIIIIIST

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>>385870410
/shrek/

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>>385870410
/f/ reporting in, you boys need a medic?

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>>385870410

/his/ standing by

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>>385870410
/wg/ reporting in

>>385870693
>>385870729
>>385870734
>>385870746
reminder that only sapes watch anime

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>>385870410
This is /m/, present and accounted for.

>>385870774
thanks doc

>>385870410
/sp/ checking in

>>385870592
just don't start a gay porn thread when we already have 3 goin' while complain' there isn't enough gay porn.

>>385870645
Fine then. If 6, then it will never EVER come out.

>>385870553
Gonna need sauce for this

>>385870746
>>385870734
>>385870729
>>385870693
are you cute traps?

>>385870774
Thanks doc.

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>>385870681
This is a man who has been pretending to release a dungeon crawler RPG for 20 years now. Its safe to say he has some psychological problem. Also consider this is what his ex-coworkers thought of him.

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>>385870135

>>385870379
I wonder if he will end up stabbing some idiot in the nuts.

>>385870774
thanks doc

>>385870757
"Cleevus Christ" fits better.

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>>385870410
/vr/ here, it's been a long wait.

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/po/ reporting for duty

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>>385870410
/u/ reporting in

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>>385870626
brother

>>385870880
neat

>>385870410
Based /asp/ here.

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>>385870410
/aco/ here

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>>385870794
Isn't Cleve the only non-sape, senpai?

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>>385870410
/mlp/ and /trash/ here. Standing by.

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>>385870410
/sp/ reporting in

>tfw this is the year it all falls apart

Is there grimoire porn yet?

>>385870837
Is there even such a thing as enough gay porn?

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>>385870847
No (Yes)

>>385870932
That's right, kouhai

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>>385870410
[s4s] reporting in!

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>>385870410
/k/omrade here

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>>385870410
/pol/ reporting for duty

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BREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs

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>>385870840
One of the Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou OVAs.
Read the manga if you don't mind slow pacing, it's one of the comfiest things ever made and full of scenery porn.

DELAYED KEK

>>385870968
Grimoire IS the porn

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>>385870847

>>385870553
Jesus says no, girls can't love girls.
t. /his/

>>385870968
>In Grimoire, you can fuck turtles

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>>385870410
/out/ist here.

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>>385870410
/a/ reporting in

Can you fuck monsters in this game

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>>385870946
>we'll never get the nice uniforms back

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>>385870410
/n/ here

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>>385870410
/ck/ reporting in

Thread theme;

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6YCxXQ6Scw

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>>385871054
asking the real questions here

>>385871037
But Jesus said love thy neighbor, what if my neighbors are all girls?

>>385870880
get out of here nazi scum

THE INCLINE COMETH
How can those lowly sapes every recover?

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>>385870410
/brap/ reporting in, sir

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>>385871045
This in combination with /p/ really soothes the mind.

>>385870908
Best board

>>385870968
No, that is needs to be worked on. Just because the game does not exist does not mean there should not be porn of it

>>385871054
No but you can ride turtles.

>>385870410
/wsg/ and /f/ standing by

>>385870854
>ex-coworkers
I don't think he ever worked closely with them per sé, he was part of the Australia outfit which he slagged off at length.
The JA thing was what one of the American ones put in a game after he started shitposting a lot.

Mind you Blakemore's shit-talking was sort of justified a couple of years ago after the "anus & cock" monster designs were found and put on the net.

>>385871037
Jesus liked dick up his butt.

>>385870946
>>385871060

>The GOAT will die from horrific spinal injury
>Belichick will have a stroke
>Edelman will go full Michael Vick and end up in prison
>Patriots will be blown back to 1990 status

>>385871090
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

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>>385870410
/cgl/ reporting in!

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T-MINUS 30 MINUTES TILL INCLINE

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>>385871129
You have a point.
Praise be.
Hitomi SHITzuki be damned.

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>>385870128
I'm sorry it took me so long to find it, I really couldn't find it. I hope you enjoy it after I've put all the effort into finding it. https://exhentai.org/g/977238/81174dca5d/

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>>385870410
this is /tg/ and /m/
I'm ready.

>>385871182
>the "anus & cock" monster designs were found and put on the net.
Oh boy, link?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13591049
we still need to resolve this

>>385870410
/r9k/ here

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>>385871090

Your game is weak. Another /ck/unt reporting.

how much is the game going to be?

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>>385871182
Cleve did nothing wrong.

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>>385870410
/lit/ here, I've heard rumors Cleve is actually the Pynchmeister himself and hides his face so he can properly avoid sapes

INCLINE SOON BROS

>>385871325
40 dollary doos

>>385871331
>Cleve was right about the anus monsters
I'll never doubt a thal again

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>>385871271
Everyone knows she's a massive closet dyke.

>>385870745
It was likely the mods. Hopefully he looks at archive or something lol.

>>385871369
well shit I'm broke so piracy it is :)))))

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>>385870984
So then we're all sapes. So I can watch anime?

>>385871324
They made an underage panty quest rpg?

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>>385870410
/lgbt/ here

I have 1.5 thousand riding on it not coming out tonight with a friend

Has Australia ever made even one (1) good game?

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>>385871323

I just realized the game has the "memes" tag.
Has arrogant maximums cleve commented on that yet? Someone should mention it

IF 31 HALF LIFE 3 RELEASES NEXT

I want to shoot my Grim-wad

>>385870410
/fa/ HERE

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>>385871325
40 shekels, remember that you'll be buying the best game the world has ever seen with over 400 hours of gameplay.

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Look at all these people Cleve, look what have you done. You united them!

>>385871401
Well, it's not like he not going to know about his own ass.

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>>385869694
>The Story
>Library
>Disband Party
>Map Editor
>Anim Editor
>FUCKING ANIM EDITOR
I don't know who the fuck is Cleve but I already like this guy!

Has he even uploaded any game assets yet?

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>>385870410
/a/ here desu

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>>385871298
Google Stones of Arnhem.
Apparently the Australia lead was a disgusting stereotype of the worst kind of homo.

N e V e R e V e R

>>385871469
>400
IT'S 600
GET IT RIGHT YOU FUCKING CIA NIGGER

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GIVE CLEVE YOUR ENERGY OTHERWISE HE WON'T BE ABLE TO RELEASE FOR ANOTHER 300 YEARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>385871298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS2GCyI9v7w
15:05

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>>385871539

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>>385871469
>over 400

Try over 600 hours, sape

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>>385871579
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>385871324
So he made one of those games.

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>>385871579
ALL POWER TO THE ONE TRUE THAL

Is it really 40 dollaroonis?

ok the game coming out is something epic.... but what about world records? is anyone going to try to be the first to finish it in the world or something like htat?

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>>385871539
>>385871592

>>385871469
Those are some nice tits.

>>385871519

He said for safety he has to take the game to Gaben's house where Gabe will personally "Load in" the game to Steam as he put it.

That's what the delay is, he said he's driving there now with the gold copy.

if 7 this game will never come out

FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING
JESUS DICK JUST RELEASE ALREADY

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>>385870410
/u/, reporting in

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>>385871579
THIS IS TEN PERCENT LUCK
TWENTY PERCENT SKILL
FIFTEEN PERCENT POWER OF WILL
FIVE PERCENT PLEASURE
FIFTY PERCENT SLAM
AND A HUNDRED PERCENT REASON TO REMEMBER THE JAM

>>385871539
But that's a Monster Hunter monster from Tri

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>>385871685

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>>385871607
>600
A man could spend a solid decade of his life playing Grimwah while only heeding the barest of necessities for continued survival during that time and it still wouldn't satisfy his wanderlust and innate need for dungeoneering and fantastic phantasmagorical experiences.

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>>385871167
7 and incline never comes

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>>385871579
TAKE IT ALL CLEVE

MY WORTHLESS SAPE BODY IS A VESSEL AND SACRIFICE FOR YOUR FINAL RELEASE

THIS SINGULAR ANCIENT FORGOTTEN GAME OF ANTEDELUVIAN EVIL WILL BE RELEASED ANY COST, EVEN MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD

NEANDERTHALIS F'TAGN CLEVEUS BRAP MEME CTULHUKEK

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T-20 min.

>>385871513
>hearing about this game just now
oh how i wish i were this naive again

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>>385871579

>>385871756
Thank goodness that came up as short as your dick

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>>385869694
>This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour

It's coming!

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>>385871579

I haven't played any oldschool RPGs like this and probably won't buy this but I hope it comes out for the rest of you.

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>mfw another flavor of the month that /v/ will hype up then drop

meme games are trash!

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I dedicate this five to the one true thal

If 3 it's delayed for another year

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BECLEVERS UNITE

Hey guys, release is gonna be slightly postponed. Have just a few more tiny yocto-issues to work out. Rescheduling for Q1 2027
Thanks for sticking around

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>>385871686
oogle them while you can, once you get into Grimoire you won't worry yourself over those base instincts anymore

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Can't wait for the DSP playthrough.

>>385871857
>flavor of the month
More like flavor of the past 20 years you dumb sape

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>>385871579
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>385870410
/x/ reporting in and ready to release the fighters.

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>>385871579

>>385871868
If 3 suck my cock

If 0 I die.

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If 3 my cock will be pleasures by a qtie this friday and this game will never see the light of day

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*COFF* *COFF*

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>>385871331
What's this stance called?

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>>385871579

>>385871857
Wow my sape detector is off the charts

IF 5 THE GAME IS NEVER COMING OUT

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>>385871579
BELIEVE IN THE CLEVE

>>385871857
you're in the wrong thread

>>385871909
god i love skub

OH GOD ITS ALMOST HERE

MY DICK WILL UNLOCK MY PANTS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR
PREPARE FOR INCLINE

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HOW LONG BEFORE IT'S HERE?

>>385871951
I'd rape that bitch in a heartbeat

>>385871857
>Flavor of the month
>Not flavor of the decade
TWENTY FOUR YEARS BRUUH

>>385871984
why dont you marry it then you bitch

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>>385870410
/e-celeb/ here can't wait for my favorte online-beggar to play this based game and spoil it for me

I have no idea what this game is nor why is it having constant 500+ threads today.

The fuck is happening?

>>385871954
that's the classic
>I could kill you in an instant
stance you dumb sape
he's a thal of the highest caliber

If 7 Cleve dies

>>385869694
needs Android version then I'd play no PC

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>>385871857
>Implying anyone is truly hyped about this game and not just making fun of the mentally ill developer it has and how long it has taken for the game to come out.

if 3 I will hit this bong

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>>385870135

IT'S OUT
GOGOGOGO

The game will be delayed for at least another year, this 8 proves it.

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IF IT'S 5 GAME COMES OUT TODAY

>>385870410
Why is Porkins used for this? Isn't it Red Leader who calls for the report?

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>>385871579
DIRTY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPES

So is this whole "grimiore is never come out" meme perpetrated by the dev to shill his shitty game? because I've never heard about this game until a few days ago

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> Game comes out
> It fucking sucks
> Jesus Christ it makes Duke Nukem Forever look like GOTY

What are you going to do if it happens?

>>385872020
fuck off anti-skub poster, you will never know the true joy of loving skub.

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>>385872028
A master-crafted Australian shitpost 20 years in the making.

>>385872028

It's a long story.
Basically a raving madman has worked on a game for twenty solid years and promised to release it dozens of times and today is another promised release day that might happen.

>>385872062
neck yourself stupid sape dumb anime poster

>>385869856
You sure about that?

>>385872062
>Implying there is even a game

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>>385872085

>>385872085
thank you fellow thal

>>385872085
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>385872085

>>385872028
long story short, is every few years for 24 years, this man says hes going to release a game, and today is one of those days

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>>385870410

/m/ here, reporting for duty!

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>>385872085

>>385872085
>saving thumbnails

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>>385872085

>>385872028
history

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HOW MANY MORE MINUTES?

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Dark rumors speak that the steam profile for Grimoire is not actually made by Cleve and that its just something someone made for memes. The real Cleve died aeons ago.

If this post gets ends with a 1 the era of sapes will come to an abrupt end and the mighty neanderthals shall rule for the next 1000 years

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>>385872085

5 for Cleve

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>>385872085
BUT ARENT ALL 5 POSTS INVALID NOW?

>>385872097
>because I've never heard about this game until a few days ago
it's been in development since the mid 90s

the first fake release date was in 1997

>>385871438

I'm sure there's a fat cock you can go eat if that doesn't appeal to you.

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>>385872118
The Superdemo alone was more wortwhile than the entire Duke Nukem series though.
Yes, including multiplayer in 3D.

>>385872097
How can you shill something that's never coming out? It's not like there's any way to buy it or even give him money

>>385872097
lurk moar

HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN

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Lucy = Cleve
Football = Grimoire
Us = Charlie Brown

4 and Grimoire doesn't even exist
6 and Grimoire will be the best game to ever exist and it will sell 5 billion copies

>>385872097
>I don't know shit about RPGs or blobbers
>why haven't I heard of this game???

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If a 5 it fails to come out.

>>385872205
IT'S UP

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What happens if it doesn't come out today?

Grimoire looks mediocre, I'll take it or Cleve it. It holds value only as a maymay, and for that reason I hope it never comes out. Thankfully I think I'll get my wish.

>>385872085
if 3 this faggot is lying and the game will get as many delays as the amount of replies to his post

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>>385872085

>>385872254
HOLY SHIT CLEVE CONFIRMED ITS NOT REAL

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>>385872225
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATS GOING ON

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>>385872085
Finally

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>>385872264
ITS ACTUALLY UP