GRIMOIRE IS COMING LITERALLY IN MINUTES

NEVER
E
V
E
R

>>385865313
t. sape

EVER
V
E
R

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post bad memes instead

I don't really know/care about this game but I hope itns good and you guys have fun playing it.

steam is down for me oh god

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I still don't believe it's happening. He's hurt me too many times. That steam release was the straw that broke the camel's back.

>homophobic
>transphobic
>narcissist
>christian
>conspiracy theorist

Why is anyone paying any attention to this nutjob at all?

>>385865385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlrtE0VhIw

A quick rundown so you discover why it's a magnificent game.

>>385865385
thank you anon, have a nice day!

>>385865424
IT"S UP IT"S UP IT"S UP

>>385865424
The sape illuminati are trying to stop Cleve from releasing his magnum opus.

>>385865463
stop posting this

>>385865424
This is it
The riots are starting
Grimoire is here and there isn't enough to go around
He warned you

>>385865360
The chad meme is really good. /r9k/ had a homerun with that one.

>>385865424
for me too
cleve broke steam
holy shit

>>385865502
maybe if you stopped responding to his obvious bait he would

>>385865491
>>385865495
>>385865517
it's back now
yet i feel like... something changed
something deep within the earths fabric
something is upon us

ARE YOU GUYS HYPED

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Reminder that your waifu will become real before Grimwah actually releases.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOwRW8ee4S8

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as someone who was totally uninitiated like two days ago, this shit's a real trip
AND IT'S ONLY STARTING

>>385865693
>ywn impregnate a kawakami

why live

>>385865693
She's always been real in my heart.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13591049

PICK A SIDE IT WILL BE DECIDED SOON

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so really how long until a torrent is up?

30 MINUTES

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DELAYED AGAIN LOL

>>385865783
Never ever, god will smite anyone who attempts to pirate this.

>>385865754
>IT'S ONLY STARTING
It's been rolling for 23 years bro.

What is the price lads

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>>385865780
>literally 50/50

Just got a bunch of Steam credits as a gift and there's nothing else that interesting to get, so GRIMWAH it is. Honestly, feels surreal to think that I will finally get to play it after all these years.

>>385865850
liar liar pants on fire

Will any of you anons be streaming this masterpiece?

>>385865931
$40, minus a 10% launch discount.

So $36.

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>>385865737
Oh man, it's perfect for the inevitable delay that is upon us. A delay that will last for eternity.

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I don't know if I want the game to release or not.

>Release
-Will be barebones as fuck
-Criticism of the game can finally start
-Cleve's excuses and how he will patch everything to get better

>Not Release
-Hopes crushed yet again
-More meltdowns
-Even more terrible excuses on why it isn't released yet

I think in the end, I hope it gets delayed. Everyone knows the game is gonna be mediocre, what everyone really wants is closure. Not giving us closure ensures more suffering and laughter.

>>385865934
Man, that is one sexy cat.

>>385865931
Starts at $40 but becomes free once you laugh at Cleve and pirate his game

>Am I supposed to know who Cleveland Mark Blakemore is?
>I mean, I live in Cleveland and I've never heard of this guy

which one of you fuckers was this

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>>385865990
>streaming a DRPG
That would be a snoozefest.

>>385865931
40$ with a 10% discount for the first week so just around 34-32 dollars

>>385866035
Not a bad price for a game of this magnitude, really.

>>385865783
5 minute max.

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>>385865982
:^)

Have the actual game files been uploaded on steam yet?

>>385866074
RetrogradeTom manages it

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>finding a stash of dazzler dust behind a brick in the wall

>>385865990
As soon as the deadline passes I'm going to bed, regardless of what happens.

If it actually gets released I'll play it in the morning.

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>>385866085

>cleve goes to mc donalds, will release afterwards
>my dad goes to buy cigarettes, will play with me when he comes back, never does
this is awfully similar.

>>385866151
no way to know

>>385866151
Impossible to tell
but no

>>385866085
>american education

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>>385866085

>>385866162
>kick wall
>OW
Imagine trying to search for that item when you keep hear ow every time you hit a wall.

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ITZ HAPPENING

BELIEVE IN CLEVE

>requires TempleOS to run
dropped

t. CIA nigger

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>MEGA when?

How long 'til release?

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>>385866215

>nearly 2AM
>tired as fuck
>only joy in life is awaiting Grimwah's release in half an hour

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>>385866273

>>385866358
allegedly 23 minutes

>>385866370
this

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Seriously, these tags though.

You guys are getting this fucking hyped for a turn based RPG that looks like it's from 1991?

What the fuck

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:^)

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>>385866085

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>>385866376

>McDonalds post was fake
Everything I know to be true is a lieeeee

>>385866424
oh shit this is gonna be my jam in another 20 years

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Do these CD keys mean the game is uploaded?

>>385866368
I'm over 25 I swear

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>Cleve's recent activity
>Grimoire
IT FUCKING EXISTS

what's the best game in this style/genre and what games are the best intro into this genre?

>>385866424
>anime
>cute
what? are these ironic?

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>>385866479

>>385865250
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
What the fuck are you doin?

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>>385866085
>40$
>10% discount
>final price: 32-34 dollars
I didn't even know Alabama had internet access.

>>385866450
It's not just a game, it will be a sublime monument to the superiority of 'thals over sapes.

THE INCLINE COMETH

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>>385865360
These are pure titanium gold.

are you guys actually going to buy this?

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>>385866451
>butthurt x 5

>>385866450
>muh graphics
neck yourself

>>385866498
No.

>>385866515
>best
Grimrock is casual friendly

>>385866370
>nearly 3am
>need to wake up at 6
>waiting for that cocksucker to delay his shitty game so I could go to sleep

>>385866519
Anime is a subgenre of manga, which itself is a subgenre of RPGs. It is just being very specific.

>>385866513
oh, that's new, i scoped his profile like 10 minutes ago and he didn't have that on there

>>385866573
hell no.

IS IT ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

any of you niggas gonna livestream this shit?

>>385866513
>0.0 hours
so much for testing

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guys, its fucking happening

>>385866035
Don't want to sound like a complete fucking idiot but if I bought this would there be a way to copy the files that allowed people to torrent it?

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>>385866513

ITS REAL

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316

THIS IS NOT A DRILL OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

you have to admit that everything /v/ touches turns to shit
nothing good's come out of this place in years and years
"muh secret club". yeah real funny. do you want these animals pawing your fucking memes.

>>385866573
lmao

no

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>turn based combat
>its ok to shill when *I* do it

>>385866626
Fuck me too except I'm waking up at 7 am. Let's be zombies at work together.

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>>385866047

I feel like this is one elaborate troll.

>>385866687
>>385866678
>>385866513

this is literally the most convincing evidence of a full product existing we've seen in years

>>385866684
Probably.

I doubt Cleve knows how to implement DRM.

>>385866798
>3
post the others

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>>385866513
GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY

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>>385866573
if the I have to choose between a bag of hot steamy potato's or grimoire I'd get grimoire if I had the extra money ;_;

>>385866678
OH BOY

>>385865250
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>>385866626
i remember getting 4 hours sleep regularly when JAPAN TIME was happening

jesus christ that was like ten years ago now

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>>385865502

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HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

>>385866904
>sape mind can't handle all the embeds

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>>385866513

>>385866693
I just want someone to break my limbs and pull my teeth out because I feel like I deserve some sort of intense punishment for not being able to do anything right in my life not even being born something like 99% of the population can do.

>>385866979
delet

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>>385866480
WAIT A MINUTE ITS FUCKING REAL

>>385866982
What can't you fo anon?

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>Times /v/ was proven wrong

Can I play as a human with a harem of anthro girls?

>>385866693
shouldn't you codex retards be happy somebody cares about your good for nothing shitstain for once

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CMON WE NEED TWO MORE VOTES IT WILL MAKE IT REAL

>>385867061
do*

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so many people right now prepared to witness a history

>>385867097
mind dat edge

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>Grimoire is about to actually fucking happen

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T H E

I N C L I N E

C O M M E T H

FIFTEEN MINUTES BOYS

HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES, ASS HOLDERS

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>>385866846

>>385867061
Your mom.

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>>385867168
What a timeline.
Maybe we'll get HL3 too.

>>385867097
literally any /v/irgin will admit that the board and userbase are bad unless they're covering for their own egos

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who else /literallyshaking/ right now?

>>385867138
That game that failed to come out for 20+ years fails to come out again

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>post yfw the madman actually releases it

this game will probably be shit, swipe left

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>>385867278

>>385867310
Fuck off. We're trying to have a godly thread.

Remember guys:
available in 1 hour means 2 hours in steam time.
So it's a little over one hour from now.

THIS TIME IT'S THE REAL DEAL, CLEVE GOT THIS

>>385865424
CLEAVED

TWELVE MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT

>>385866498
The middle one is the developer version. He just uploaded it.
I repeat.
HE JUST STARTED TESTING STEAMWORKS INTEGRATION

>>385867317
Of course it will be shit.

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>20 years

It's not out. Go home

ITS OUT CHECK THE STEAM PAGE

Good luck getting updates in a reasonable time. if his autism prevented this from being released for 20 years then updates/bug fixes will easily take 10.

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>>385867340
60 NIGGERS

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INCLINES ACTIVE!!!!!!

>>385867407
You go home

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>>385866912
>all those wasted nights just to see him announce a shitty item no one cares about

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Did anyone beat this guy from the beta did it lead into a town/city?

>>385867415
it literally has 0 bugs, it doesn't need to be updated you fucking sape

Why play this when tales of maj'eyal exists? :)

>>385867415
Nah, he updated the superdemo like 3 times in a single day when he released it.

IF THIS GAME ACTUALLY COMES OUT, I WILL TIE A BRICK TO MY COCK LIVE ON CHATURBATE AND SEND THE LINK!!!

Why do people care about this?

>>385867447
>2160x3840
What the fug.

>>385867409
Oh shit.
It's actually out.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

>>385867512
Why play ToME when NetHack exists? :)

Somebody stream this garbage when it comes out so i dont have to buy it.

>>385867512
Why play this when Skyrim, aka the best first person dungeon crawler ever made, exists.

>>385867528
it's been in development for 24 years and should've released like 20 years ago or some shit

>>385867523
same

>>385867475
anon... this is a dev who literally forgot some sections of the game he made and was surprised by it. there is no way there aren't bugs floating around.

>>385867548
very funny guys you made me press CTRL + R

>>385867569
>Not pirating it
Faggot.

THIS SHIT IS LEGIT AND ITS RELEASE DATE IS TO-FUCKING-DAY, SON
C H E C K
S T E A M
http://store.steampowered.com/app/65067

HOLY SHIT SERVERS ARE UP

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>>385867528
>>385867528
DIRTY FUCKING SAPE

>>385867523
Great, now I can be disappointed no matter what happens.

>>385867512
>tales of cuck'eyal

NINE
I
N
E

MINUTES

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>>385867528
dank maymays my dude

To-Do list:

> Buying the game
> Playing it for 1h50
> Leaving a bad review to piss off Cleve
> Ask for refund

>>385867627
bitch we know

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SIROTEK ETERNALLY BTFO!

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IT'S OUT TURN ON CNN

>>385867458
>"it's gonna be fuckin' MEWTWO tonight!"
>"I can FUCKIN' FEEL IT"

>You must recover!

>>385867528

It's literally the vaporware to end all vaporware.

Duke Nukem Forever spent 14 years in development hell/limbo. Too Human spanned 3 entire console generations before releasing. Literally no other game has spent longer in development hell than Grimoire, and now we're finally seeing that it will be a reminder that we moved on from Wizardry for a good reason

>>385867709
Sorry, I've been in a coma.

>>385867278
Yes! I have the flu pretty bad at the moment and I am litteraly shaking

>>385867726
thanks CNN

posting in a totally non-suspicious thread completely free of marketers

>>385867707
THIS

>>385867786
feel better, anon

>>385867726
Not one thing you ever fucking said was true you fucking cadaver

>>385867726
STOP SAYING ITS OUT, IT WILL NEVER BE OUT. EVEN WHEN IT COMES OUT IT WONT BE OUT BECAUSE IT SUCKS

>>385867745
>for a good reason
You mean gamers became more casual?

>>385867786
i turned on the AC full blast in my store to prepare for the hot weather tomorrow and i am literally shaking

but it's better than sweating my ass off all day tomorrow

IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP
>IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING UP

>>385867830
it's out

Tell us if it's good folks.

>>385867792
Cleve can't afford marketing
we do it for free

>>385867707
Don't do this guys, this is the one parade /v/ shouldn't jump to piss on

>>385866678
>realms of the haunting
Good taste desu

>>385867786
get well soon!

>>385867792
Does it count as marketing if no product even exists?

>>385867512
>completely different genre

Get outta here, Darkgod.

Cleve my body is ready, give all 20 years of Grimoire up my incline.

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>>385867830
ITS OUT NOW CHECK THE STORE

>>385865517
>sapes in the street
>cities on fire
>Cleve clicks the upload button
>society become universally enlightened.

FIVE MINUTES LEFT

>>385867707
THIS
THIS
THIS

>>385867594
He only forgot because that all happened in different time lines and multi-dimensional programming is complex even for a neaderthal.
Fucking sapes don't know shit.

>tfw just here to see if its actually real
I will never buy it but I just have to know if Cleve is the greatest con artist or just an autist

>>385865693
like she's still fertile.

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Hey guys! I will personally suck your cock if you buy my game when it gets released in 2027...I mean five minutes!

>>385866424
> no tag for Neanderthal

Well that's a grevious error.

>>385867879

Underappreciated gem that game. Although the first half is amazing and the last half is shite

This game is going to sell well simply because of memes.

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IT'S
FUCKING
OUT

>>385867836
>I never played a game from that time.

>''I have decided it is just a nice thing to do for people who have been waiting years to play my game if I offered a 10% discount on the game during it's first week. After this ends, I want to assure anyone waiting for the game that Grimoire will never, ever sell at a discount at any time it is on the Steam store ever again.''

Take that Gaben!

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>Some stupid old dungeon crawling bullshit
Why should I even care?

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GOING UUUUUUUP

>>385868018
kys sape

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>>385867860

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

The fuck is this indie legend of grimrock ripoff??

>>385868048
I have a copy of Wizardry on the NES.
Come at me.

>>385867993
Kawakami is not old! She's a young and pure lady!

>>385868062
Get the fuck out

How fast is a torrent gonna be up lads?

>>385868062
Back to your popamole, you cretin.

>>385867394
Post turtles!

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HOLY SHIT I'M DOWNLOADING IT RIGHT NOW

ALMOST HERE
MY DICK IS IN MAXIMUM INCLINE

>>385868062
GET OUT SAPE

I really hope this turns out to be a shitty Wiz7 mod.

I JUST BEAT THE GAME HOLY FUCK

>>385868051
>hits GoG later on and drops to like 90% since people ended up just pirating all 100 MB of 650 hours of content

>>385868139
It's small enough that a direct download would be A-OK on most services, since he lists it as 100 MB on Steam.

fuck torrents

put it on mega

DOWNLOAD STARTED BOYS HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

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>>385868115
BELIEVE IN CLEVE
THAL POWER
1 8 0 I Q POWER

>still saying in an hour it'll be out
Fucking what

>>385866852
what about cheezy potatoes anon, did you even run this through!?!

SHIT WHERE IS MY CREDIT CARD

what game?

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGS WILL STREAM IT?
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGS WILL STREAM IT?
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGS WILL STREAM IT?

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>>385868130
You don't have to tell me twice. Enjoy your abortion.

ONE MINUTE LEFT

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>yfw it comes out

I becleve

>>385868262
duke nukem forever

why do people keep giving this guy attention after 20 years of "ran into some microissues at the last minute lol"

>>385867878
Yeah leave it to rpgcodex to sperg out.

F A K E N E W S
A
K
E
N
E
W
S

>>385868262
Dreams

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>>385868227
>He doesn't know
DOWNLOAD IS 9% COMPLETE. THE INCLINE IS ALMOST HERE

>>385868227
1 minute

>>385868204
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>Download it
>Click on exe
>Instantly ejaculate before it even opens
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME

hey guys. Cleve here. Just give me a few more hours, okay? got a few bugs i still need to fix.

0 MINUTES!

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>1 minute until GRIMWAH

THE INCLINE COMETH!!!!

>>385868262
THE GAME

>>385867814
>>385867882
Anon love is the truest love!

>>385868291
>ONE HOUR LEFT
Fixed, dumbass.

IT'S

>>385868262
Bannerlord

>>385868120
Sure you do, if by copy of Wizardry you mean an black cock and by the NES you mean your butt.

i actually love you guys, i don't even mind spending all my time here, just seeing all of you reacting to each other all the shitposting is whats keeping this place magical, i love you /v/

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>>385868152

This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour
>This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour
This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour
>This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour

Anyone else getting a CTD after char creation?

>STILL ISN'T OUT
RIOT

And....it's not out. You've all been had. Learn your lesson and stop giving this schmuck attention

IT'S NOT OUT WHAT THE FUCK

>>385868262
hl3

>>385868398
NOTHING

kek
has anyone else seen the tags for the game?

Also no linux no buy

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>>385868051
To be quite honest, I would rather it were that way for all good indie titles. Let's be honest, when was the last time any of you bought a good game during a summer sale.

You haven't

DO IT

>>385868408
holding you to that you double nigger

>still not available

Can anyone gift me this game?
I'm short on cash.
We can ERP on steam. :3
http://steamcommunity.com/id/wokuma

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What did he mean by this?

>>385868408
why are you spending $44 on itunes goy. manage your money better

>>385868408
>dropping 5 grand on NEETs

This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour
This game will unlock in approximately less than an hourThis game will unlock in approximately less than an hour
This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour
This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour
This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour

IS IT HAPPENING OR NOT

CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

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what the shit

>LESS THAN ONE HOUR
Ehehehehe

>>385868405
You know me so well.
http://imgur.com/a/QufqO

-1 minutes!!!!

>>385868408
I won't forget that promise cunt

Well, it was fun guys, see you in 10 years.

>>385868408
Just pm'd you my hotmail.

>approximately less than an hour
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/v/ BTFO ONCE AGAIN

>>385868371
CLEEEEEEVE

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WHHAT IS THIS
WHAT THE DFUCK IS THIS?

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IM CUMMING SO HARD

>>385868408
you better fucking do it senpai

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>>385868408
holy anon

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>Cleve is an American who moved to Australia after the 1992 LA riots to escape Sapes
>Took down a homosexual cabal trying to make Wizardy 8 into gay furry fantasy with penisaur & gaping anus monsters
Oh wow another /pol~

>Original targeted for 3Q 1997 release
>20 years of development
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAME?!?!!?!?

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>This game will unlock in approximately less than an hour

>>385868435
J-just another hour. It will surely be here. I believe

>>385868262
Half-life 3

>LESS THAN AN HOUR
WHAT THE FUCK, I WAS PROMISED IT WOULD BE OUT A MINUTE AGO

>>385868459
Use WINE you dumb fuck.

>less than an hour

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>>385868408
You better, anon

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ITS OUT

>>385868408
Well id be pretty much obligated to play it at that point i guess

MISSED DEADLINE

BWAHAHAHAHA

ITT idiots who don't know how steam's release timer works.

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>less than an hour

>>385868408
check ur inbox

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>everyone's faces when the only game available from cleve is the waiting game

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AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>385868443
>>385868446
>>385868445
Learn how Steam time works.

When the Steam page says it's 1 hour, that means it's between 1 and 2 hours. It doesn't say less than an hour until it's actually less than one hour.

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>>385868408
Jesus

The winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more kill
The last one to fall
Will never sacrifice their will

Don't ever look back
On the wind closing in
The only attack
Were their wings on the wind
Oh the daydream begins

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And the world is last to fall

The winner takes all

You don't win no shoot-out
You only lose the gold
You push with a fever
Oh, your time keeps going on

Against all the odds
Against all your pain
Your backs on the wall
With no one to blame
Wild hearts won't get tamed

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And the world is last to follow

The winner takes all!

Take it!

And the world is last to follow

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And the world is last to follow

The winner takes all!

I'M FUCKING READY

>>385868408
T-thank you.

itt: idiots who don't know how steam releases work

>>385868569
N O
O

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HMM I WONDER IF ITS OUT YET

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>>385868408
I'll post cute girls(boy) if you do.

THE FASTEST $50 I'VE EVER SPENT
MUH DICK

>>385868502
add an extra 0 to that one buddy

>>385868590
this

>>385868408
Nobody cares about the game we are just here for the show.

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>>385868408
DO EEEEET

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>less than an hour

>>385868472
>French
ew no thanks

>>385868408
Not gonna lie, if someone gifted me this game I'd give it a chance.

>8:02pm
>no grimwah

CLEVEFAGS BTFO
THALFAGS BTFO

NEVER
FUCKING
EVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucks actually thought it would come out

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>>385868408
Anon, i'll give you my ass if you do that for us

>approximately less than an hour
STEAAAAAAM

>people think this won't be the best game ever made
>20 years of development

Stop shitposting guys.

>>385868590
And how it works?