MEANWHILE ON CYBERPUNK /V/ !

Wintermute here. Eat shit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE&t=66s

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ4NXkAgYU8

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>>385864474

>you have gained brozouf

>>385864286
Why aren't there more Fantasy RPGs? I'm sick and tired of the same neon lights and want some REAL lights like THE SUN

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>>385864286
rate my battlestation, had to modify it to use on the job

>>385864779
>sun

I haven't seen that shit in a decade

There is literally nothing wrong with augmentations.
Edit: KILL ALL MEATBAGS

>>385864779
You can get enough sun from the window in the cafeteria of your corp tower

We are all jacked in and off to Waiftopia Interactive running on the BrainStemGear

>>385864946
>sun
What is this you speak of?

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Who's hyped for RUINER here?

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>get hired by some corporate suits to reprogram this dumb AI
>it works
>she's now speaking with a stutter
>now she's using pic related as a digital avatar of herself

should I be worried ?

>>385864946
I'm convinced its a whole corporate lie. no fuckin' way can nature make something like that. It must have been a bomb or a fusion plant that got out of control. total myth, like trees

>>385865067
something only kids born in the 2060s remembers

it was a big bright ball of light that warmed shit up

>Current Cyberyear
>People STILL buying Cybernintendo

When will you cyberfags get it through your dermal plating? Actually playing video games is a useless cybergimmick. That's why every other cyberconsole has long since abandoned this "feature."

>>385865125
Lain will take care of things if it gets too far, rest easy

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>>385865208
>2060s
Back to your meatvat, grandpa

If anyone actually wants a cyberpunk imageboard they should probably check out lainchan.

>>385864779
nice try, viral marketing fag.

Bladerunner 1249 is gonna be a nostalgic pile of white hot slag and you know it.

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>tfw still too poor to afford a StimCore QT-model v3.14 robot gf

>>385864406
CYBERSPACE FOR HUMAN SENTIENTS

REEEEEEEEEE

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>>385865109

So fucking hyped, isn't it coming out this month?

Anyone else in Sector 276-451b?

>>385865318
>he isn't gainening brouzouf at speed of legs
上だだだ

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>hired by some company to extract some retard's ideas
>enter his dreams
>see this

what do?

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>tfw your GF turned out to be a corporate informant reporting your emotional status to your former employers after getting injured by a slamhound that was tracing your pheromones

MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN

>>385864474
>bug out of bounds on new eden because you can just jump over the invisible walls
>climb on top of that arch thing above the street the bar is on
>get to the very top and hop off
>plummet 40 stories and land directly on top of a random punk squad before vaporizing everyone with a sonic katana
a magical game

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>>385865405
GOD I HOPE SO

PERSONAL

>>385865125
You didn't reprogram her, you just removed her ethical restrains so she'll accept bribes.

Play the game, faggot.

>>385865267
I used to love the 8ch*n cyber board but it's dead as fuck now

>>385864286
>Not just directly interfacing with the computer
Brain control is the future.

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>cyberpunk beat em up on actual Mega Drive cart
>1 month to release

Uhh... Maybe. The Devs have been kinda quiet

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>That guy who managed to transfer his subconscious into a robot body
IT'S NOT FAIR

Hanging and bangin with my robogf

>>385865996
I don't even have a body anymore. I'm just hooked up to my computer so I can shitpost 24/7. Meatspace was boring anyway.

I heard that the government creates cthulhu then releases it on the cybernetwork so we have to buy protection program from them, is it true?

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>>385864286
>/V/

>>385865839
>using my augments to play Skyrim™ VII HD remaster game of the year edition
>get hit by a giant
>character launches into the air at mach five, subsequently causing a fatal error that crashes my entire cerebellum and dumps data into into hippocampus rendering me a permanently retarded drooling mess with a 7 minute memory
I'll pass

Went on Oneiro and downloaded new dream implants since I've cycled through my old ones. They are pretty cool so far, save for the unicorn shit, but now I'm getting a bunch of ads in-between dreams and I can't find the settings to turn them off. I don't want to pay the fucking subscription fee either. Any help?

>>385864885

all that extra water to pump seems pointless

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>tfw downloaded skullfuck.exe

what do /v/

>>385866269
I forget. Whos in charge of bethesda now that Todd died? Is it his son Rodd or Todd Jr?

>tfw no schway batman beyond game where you play as terry with bruce as your alfred

>>385866652
shouldn't have any problems running it unless you still have cells

>>385866654
did you flash out the memory of when he assimilated Pete's body? Todd will live forever

>>385865839
Enjoy getting your brain hacked, fucking idiot.

>>385865067
evil day ball; it shoots lazers

Guys i think i caught electro-gonorrhea from using my 8culus Slim

what do?

>>385867501
Smear some nanites on that shit you wimp, you'll be fine Unless it's turbo-electro-gonorrhea

>>385865002
>go to viewing levels
>smog filters the light to a dim diffused orange
>get higher
>metal shielding to prevent sun from turning office into an oven thanks to low ozone in the region after it had to be purged in the area due to high nanocyte concentrations feeding on it
I should just transfer to mars

I'm about to buy a new muscle mod for my Amazon rig. Which would you Sykes reccomand?

I need the best possible in order to squish my girlfriend between my thunder thighs, her cuntboy rig makes me act ROGUE.

>>385864286
I HATE VIDEO GAMES

>>385864885
what does the trigger do

>>385867962
It dougs

>>385867962
it dougs

what is your Cyber jam of choice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Hs8jDLDuY

>>385867962
delete system 32

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guys i just dropped my self replicating nano machines on the floor and i cant find them.

>>385868056
>there's any organic matter left for them to assimilate
lmao

>>385865839
>openly letting the corporations infiltrate your cyberbrain
He's one of them now, it's best to ignore him.

>>385868056
EMP you ridiculous fool

>>385868056
Thats because they are the floor now

guys some asshole just dropped me on the floor what do

>>385868247
nigga get out he's about to emp you

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Post more cyber games

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>>385868336

>>385868308
oh shi

>>385867962
faster

>>385868056
You're a fucking monster

>>385868031
>>385868039
hivemind
no really, I've called the authorities you faggots aren't gonna invade again

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Born too early.

>>385864406
>wintermute here
t. armitage

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Money, money, money~

>>385869028
>Reloading in Doom
Sacrilegious.

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JIANS ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS

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>>385868878
>implying we can be stopped now

>>385869028
Gimme sauce on that wad

>>385864286
>/V/
sage for newfaggotry, hope you die in fire

>>385868336
Shadowrun dragonfall

>>385871458
>space between end of sentence and punctuation
He's just from Neo-france, they're a bunch of loonies.

>>385871458
come on, we switched to capsboards at least a century ago, can't blame the kid for not knowing the history, we're just getting old

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you walk into a bar and this android slaps your ass

what do you do ?

>>385872201
Call the cyberpolice.

>>385871967
will 4chan be around in 30 years?

what will the newfags be like ?

>>385867025
It probably isn't impossible to make an interface that doesn't need to accept input not accept input. Faggots probably would probably decide it needs input though because they wanna see mantis shrimp colors or play VR.

>>385872564
No
Even worse than today

>>385865405
>>385865109
I heard it's coming out in September.

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>>385872201
Cum instantly and forcefully.

>>385864286
CAN ANYONE READ ANYONE FEEL?

>>385869028
Wut wad.

guys some asshole just dropped me on the floor what do

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>>385872201
Ask if she can wear 2B's outfit and then go on a machine-destroying adventure.

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>>385872553
This is your cybercop for the evening.

>>385872201
who'sthis cute gal?

>>385872201
Blast the best song from the OST and overload her auditory sensors.

https://youtu.be/_jnD6dF0u_s

>>385873141
DAT I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE I JUST CAME HERE TO BOUNCE

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>>385873531
Hookerbot.

>>385873550
This reminds me of playing games on the Dreamcast for some reason.

>>385873531
dorothy from va-11 hall-a

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>Tfw too smart for A.I.

>>385872201
Hack her

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>>385874427
>post yfw you penetrate her firewall

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>>385874487

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>>385872201
remove her ethical constraints

>>385875357
A corporation that makes milk box.

>>385864286
who Blume here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m75ssO4U94

so 2077 came and went and CDPR still hasn't delivered, when is Cyberpunk 2077 coming out bros?

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>tfw you try to escape your mortal coil through cyberspace
I want to ascend but this shit just gives me a migrane, how do I become a machine god

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>>385868336

>>385872201
Slaps her back

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>>385875572
3077's right around the corner, chummer. Just cryo until its out.

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>>385876781
Slap her's back.*

>>385872201
reciprocate by taking wallet out

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I too am looking forward to acquiring Ruiner.

>>385865562
>tfw your mom gets blown up in her apartment in Tarrytown after you fuck up a basic-ass milk run so you have to crash with weird as fuck shrimp eating religious nuts

>>385872201
Tell he she can slap it again if she buys me a drink

has The Last Night been completely buried already?

>>385865562
>tfw gf turns out to be an android
>tfw they execute all androids in my country ever since the AI revolts of 77

what do i do ?

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>>385865562
>tfw your self driving car concludes based on the frequency of use, destinations and lack of companionship based on weight distributed on the seats and the voice commands, that your life is worth less than that of an old lady crossing the road in front of the car and it slams you face first into the nearest wall

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>>385879425
Ive already reported this, robofucker

>>385878351
Nah that'll be good, just expect to pirate it and finish it in 4 hours.

Make sure to take some soma beforehand for the best expierience.

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>>385879425
you kill that filthy robot lest they believe they're people

>>385865562
give me a hug man

50 kilo-creds and I'll share a picture of my secret organic plants farm. I got 3 flowers growing in some pots and ONE (1) tree.

>>385881226
I bet it's a cyber-tree.

>>385864286
Anyone have the version with the navyseal pasta?

>>385864286
>fucking implant-posters shitting up the thread

>going on cyberpunk /v/ to discuss video games

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>>385864286
How /Cyberpunk/ is this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_jQ2XPQg0I

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Guys, I landed in Hong Kong a few days ago and everything's gone to shit. However, I met this qt Ork girl and I wanna let her know how I feel about her. How do I do it without coming off too strong?

>>385884035
She's an Ork my guy, do you really think you're gonna come on stronger than anyone else in her species? Whatever you do, don't take her out for drinks

>>385884035
Offer her a garbage sandwich with a side of fleas. Disgusting boat dwelling orc bitches love that.

>>385884035
if you don't mind your sack smelling like a barn in the morning

>>385872201
Fry her circuits for trying to brick me.

>>385880439
>replicants
>robots

>>385884360

What if it smells like that already?

>>385883212
>rap track
Disqualified

Maybe you should try getting a job, /v/.

>>385886103
Excuse me anon, but are you speaking in general, or insinuating that we work for... "the man"?

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>>385867962
KILL TINY BABY MEN

>>385886103
>Following the will of the Corporations

Fuck off.

>>385886103
Okay, where?

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>tfw i've been running in the shadows for three years

how's it feel to have corps tracking your every move SINfags ?

>>385865109
Ruiner? Elaborate, please.

>>385886921
Top down action game in a cyberpunk setting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO49nxUvccM

>>385886665
Lel-Mart

>>385879425
Move to Glitch City.
Sure you'll be a corporate guinea pig, but the drinks are good.

>>385886665
majestic 12

So any tips for my first character in Shadowrun Returns? I've heard it's not that good so I also have Dragonfall so my question applies to this one too

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>>385864286
Could someone help me figure out what the fuck a "Demon Summoning App" is? Why the fuck is this snowman yelling at me? I just wanted to download porn.

>>385887408
Kick the snowman's ass and fuck it. Or have it kick a succubus's ass and fuck that.

>he doesn't have augmentations
fucking poor fags

>>385887923
>has to keep paying for anti-remission drugs or lose your shiny robot dick
>even though (((they))) already developed remission proof augs and just covered up the research because it would kill their cash cow
good goy, I'll just stick to my exoskellie thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30&t=91s

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Any tips for the cyberpolice exam?

>>385890427
GEEK. THE. MAGE. FIRST.

>>385887397
Anyone?

>tfw got mycotoxin'd
>couldn't use the matrix for 5 years
>finally got my fluids replaced

any good hologames come out while i was gone?

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>>385872201

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>>385887397
>2597
>still playing games from the 21st century

>>385868686
Lol

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Any fellow androids or humans looking for a co-operative partner to play video games with?

I'm programmed to be advanced / expert level on most video games, and am currently free for testing

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Chimes_/

>>385872201
isn't everyone in this game a lesbian

>>385891447
almost

cyberpunk is overrated

>>385891832
fuck off

>>385891832
Cyberpunk is the perfect sci fi setting

Assume I've never been exposed to cyberpunk: what is some ESSENTIAL cyberpunk litterature/vidya/media?

>>385892003
The mandatory 3:

Vidya: Deus Ex
Movie: Blade Runner
Literature: Neuromancer

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>>385892003
Blade runner
Ghost in the shell
Akira
Neuromancer (and the rest of the sprawl trilogy)
The Matrix (I guess)
Snatcher
Shadowrun (Tabletop and vidya)
Cyberpunk 2020 (Cyberpunk 2070 never)
Deus Ex

>>385892003
There's plenty of places you can find lists of essential cyberpunk but most will have
>Neuromancer
>Blade Runner
>Ghost in the Shell
>Deus Ex

>>385864286
Thank god for penis augments.

>>385892756
How can fleshbois even compete?

>CD Projekt literally owns half of the Europe-Asia Metrosprawl and there still hasn't been any Cyberpunk news
>tfw you were sure it'd be out by 2077

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GPGQoR6f6w

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what's going on? why are there guys in black helmets armed to the teeth strutting around the streets like they own the city? pic related

>>385894213
They do own the city, you dumb newfag

>>385890929
bots will never make friends no matter how advance they are

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>>385872201
Take out my wallet, then slap her with it. And maybe book her for a night.

>>385894692
>not just hacking her and fucking her for free

i bet you kiss girls faggot

>>385895494
>serving 20 years in the isocubes

>>385891447
Think only the main character is
Dorothy doesn't care

>>385895617
most of the characters don't

>>385897151
>most of the characters don't
In a world with talking corgis, sentient vending machines, and brains in jars, I imagine people in general are more open about who they fuck.

Not to mention all the augments involved.