How do we fix Mei?

Make her a loli

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>>385861719
pedo

>>385861719
that's how we fix D.va

>>385861719
This, followed by impregnation.

Remove anti fun dog eating fat chink.

>>385861261
Stop artists from making her fat, she isn't fat at all and people are fucking retarded.

>>385861719
loli in a snow coat and glasses would be qt

>>385861261
Even bigger boobs.

>>385862131
look at her thighs man

>>385862723
>>385862131
both of these

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>>385861719

>>385862131
This
Mei has canon art of her with big tiddies and curves. Fuck these tumbletards.

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>>385862131
>disgusting fat round face
>not obese
Okay fag

>>385861261
By making Meihog canon

bigger boobs, thicker thighs, but keep the slim waist

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>>385861261
Make her fatter

>>385861261
Buff her icicles rate of fire and damage.
Icicles apply some of her freeze debuff.
Increase Wall size.
Add the following skins
French Mei-d
Mei-gical Girl
Schoolgirl and/or Teacher Mei

Make her fatter, change her to tank and make her the new Roadhog

>>385861261
remove her from the game along with every asian character and widow

>>385863145
"Chinese", I bet a thousand Total War gold she is a fucking North Korean and sister to Kim. Fucking bitch. I hope the poles melts.

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people still play memewatch?

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>>385864012
Shitposters still shitpost about it?

>>385861261
Impregnate her. That would make it a truely diverse cast.

>>385864012
No, but Mei is my favorite girl of 2016.

>>385861719
Get the fuck off shadman

>>385862131
Chubby Mei is wonderful. I don't want fucking landwhale, but a little cushion for the pushin is great.

>>385861261
Removing her from the game. Meifags are absolute cancer.

>>385865179
t. Tracer/Genji/McCree shitter

>>385865319
>Implying I even play Overwatch anymore

>>385861719
He said fix, not break beyond repair

>>385861719
>>385861842
Please stop.
I've just finished jacking off.

>>385861261
Change her outfit to tube-top, plaid microskirt, thighhighs and high-heels

>>385861261
Maker her real and have her sit on my face.

>>385865470
Im literally in the same boat.
If ptr is revealed to be garbage im done after I get the event skins

>>385861261

Mei is honestly in a pretty good spot, I just think she could use more of a cool down on her ice wall. Maybe increase it by 2 secs and give it less HP

>>385861261
By me marrying her

>>385866278
best boy Junkrat's getting 2 mines. things are looking up

>>385866278
Honestly I just got tired of every match being the exact same shit and me seemingly getting worse over time. Suprisingly I started playing TF2 again and am having fun playing that even if I lost all my skills not having played for years.

Fat black and white cocks lathering her cheeks outside the Chinese fast food joint on the corner where D.va steps out of her 2017 Civic and spies the whole thing first hand.

There, fixed.

Take her out the game and forget about her

>>385864065
sauce on artist? google gives nothing and I'm not on my other computer

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>>385862774
LOOK AT THIS MAN'S LEGS HOLY FUCK

You fucking donut.

>>385861261
Give her big feminine dick

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>>385861261
Have her without her hairpin.

>>385861261
Just remove her entirely

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>>385865702
No

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>>385863683
>Those skins

Ya forgot pic related

>>385866764
>white
Eww, black only

>>385867592
hey, that's pretty good.

>>385867504
We're talking about Mei, not Symmetra

>>385861261
Wall is more destructable

Ult bot can be shot out of the air

M1 has a less retarded hitbox

>>385866764
>2017 Honda civic......

>>385861261
Impregnate her

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>>385868318

>>385868414
im not sure if this is our best option

>>385868318
dear jesus christ on a wall.

consoles are better anyway

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>>385868564
We won't know until we try. COMMENCE THE CEREMONY OF COPULATION

Make her go on weightwatchers!

>>385868508
>>385868668
What was it, you still have it in your cache

>>385869110
Mei delicious nsfw

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>>385869110
Unspeakable things.

>>385869110
a qt asian grill who is either 13 or 20

>>385869330
girl*

>>385869330
"She" was 3 years old at the most, and also made of plastic.
A guy on /b/ posts his dolls all the time.

>>385869513
she has a pimple on her left shoulderblade

dolls don't have pimples

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>>385867616
>Mei with no tits and no hips

>>385861261
make her futa

By making her fit

>>385869636
Clearly you've never bought a loli sex doll before. That's where they put the RFID product chip.

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>>385863145

>>385862774
>>385867228
Not only that but some people have THICC thighs but normal everything else.
My Ex was a bit overweight but her thighs were like tree trunks and it was pretty fucking awesome actually.

I'm an unashamed manlet, 5'6''. She was 5'10'' and gave me snu snu every night. Shit was so cash.

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>>385864012
I don't even own it but I still like to watch the shorts and wank one off to Mei and Pharah

>>385861261
Remove full freeze from her basic spray, allow it on her ult only
Partial freeze is faster, still allows enemies to slowly move and aim, slows firing speed on all shots and abilities, but decays faster when not being sprayed and doesn't stop movement abilities like Genji's dash
Spray range is slightly increased
Right click is faster but has shorter range damage penalty
Wall is transparent to allies, can be broken faster by ally fire

>>385869919
How to get gf as manlet?

>>385863683
>Buff both fire rate and damage
Pick one, retard.
>Giving her more stun lock
Nah fuck off. Imagine McCree's bullets flash-banging you every second.
>INCREASE wall size
This is literally the only thing I wouldn't change with Mei. Larger and it'd be largely the same to play against and your retarded Mei team mates would also block you much worse.
>THOSE SKINS
Yeah ok, I think you definitely should follow design positions rather than game balance if you worked at Blizzard though.

>>385861261
Lighten her clothing significantly and make the tumblrinas cry bitter, salty tears of her being in reasonable shape with a nice rack and ass.

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>>385866191
>she isn't real
>I can't make her real

>>385867616
Druid Mei would be sweet but seriously >>385869640

>>385870106
Money, be genuinely nice, not just nice to get sex, have an above average penis (This doesn't REALLY matter if you have the previous two, but honestly it helps to persuade in the early flirting stages).
Also, create dependency. This is going to sound like some Always Sunny Dennis shit, but honestly if you cna make a person depend on you somehow, ask them to do you favours (This makes people like you more for some reason - look it up) and such, they'll miss you more when shit goes wrong.

OH and more importantly if you;re going after a girl, accept she's had sex and probably has sex with lots of people. once you understand and accept this, you can get over any sort of virginistic pride and have more chance at her staying faithful because you never freaked out because she's had more sex than you.

Also, VIDEO GAMES

Ice goes through shields
Ult freezes faster and lasts longer
Ice spike has higher velocity

>>385870495
Ice should slow people who are shielded/barrier'd but not freeze them imo

>>385870465
>if you;re going after a girl, accept she's had sex and probably has sex with lots of people
a.k.a. accept that you are a cuckold

>>385867616
>Mei for every season

>>385870106
Workout, have a decent job, maintain good hygiene, spend less time on the internet and go outside

>>385863683
This would ruin the entire game. Mei can already take away all the fun of an Overwatch match. She needs to be nerfed or just removed. She's the only character that takes away the fun of the game from everybody in the match.

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>>385867751

>>385870795
(You) use that word a lot, and yet I think you don't know what it really means
t. from country where cuckoldry was theme of countless jokes since XIX century.

>>385867616
Now I want Mei to shoot bees when she has her anniversary skin.

>>385871509
I know exactly what that word means.
If you want a serious relationship with a girl that didn't lose virginity with you, then oh boy, you really fucked up in life.

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>>385871061
>She's the only character that takes away the fun of the game from everybody in the match.

>>385870795
Not exactly.
You can be selective, there are always going to be women out there that lived frivolously and had kids with other people, simply don't go for those kinds.
But know that a lot of women out there are faithful and won't cheat as long as you keep them interested in you the whole time you're together. life isn't a Disney movie, even in marriage, people can cheat and get divorces, nothing is certain.

>>385869875
>2d art vs ingame model
Mei is a soulless obese dog eater.

>>385871235
I wanna fuck Ana

fix like gameplay? Id say give her freeze a timer so that she can't refreeze someone right after they are stunned.

>>385866764
>D.va
>Not driving a Hyundai Genesis

>>385861261
Tie her up and rape her till her mind breaks?

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MEI FAT IS NOT!!!!!

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>>385870795
>girl has had sex with people before you had even met her or knew she had existed
>dating her makes you a cuckold
You have no fucking idea what that means you absolute fucking retard

>>385871061
>She's the only character that takes away the fun of the game from everybody in the match.
Not for me, I find her to be the most fun character in the game.

>>385872624
>accepting the fact that others had dicks inside your girl
You are the only retard here.

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>>385873003
I have a good feeling you believe girls when they tell you they lost their hymen horseback riding and that they're still a virgin

>>385873106
Where the fuck did I say that I believe sluts?
You really are retarded, holy shit.

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I want Mei to sit on me

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>>385873316
I'm not the one who cries cuckolding when not knowing what it means. You're the retarded one here, faggot

>>385873416
And again, accepting the fact that your girl got fucked by other dudes is retarded, you little sissy bitch.

>>385873542
Why would you want a virgin?
She's going to be shit in the sack.

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>>385873542
>muh used goods xdd
Keep crying, faggot

>>385873106
The hymen isn't a freshness seal, dumbass. First of all they don't even cover the vagina outside of dangerous medical conditions because that would stop period blood from escaping. Secondly it can easily be broken doing something like gymnastics, horseback riding, or getting cuntbusted. Finally, and most importantly, it can and does heal.

>>385863318
excellent taste

>>385873631
>>385873649
>wanting used trash
Woah, you guys are so fucking alpha.

>>385873921
t. virgin

>women are sluts and I will only fuck virgins because I'm not a cuckold
>I can fuck all the women I want no questions asked
:thinking:

>>385873921
>alpha
Alphas fuck women virgin or not, what argument is this?

>>385873998
That second line is a strawman though. Our resident purityfag could very well be saving himself for his pure maiden. You know, by choice, not exclusively because nobody wants to have sex with him.

>>385861261
Make her not fat.

>>385873972
Fucking roasted me, literally can't recover after this genius comeback.
>>385873998
>I can fuck all the women I want no questions asked
Give me the exact quote where I said this, because my memory isn't that good to remember it.
Also, don't be afraid to reply to me next time.
>>385874130
Guys that fuck every women they can are just manwhores.

>she doesn't date virgins
What's it like being a cuckquean? Why would you want a man that's fucked other women before you?

>>385874326
>>>/r/incels

>>385874412
>Too scared to reply to me
Well, if you don't want to have conversation to me then I just won't reply.
>>385874497
Sorry, I'm not interested in incels.

>>385874583
>>Too scared to reply to me
It wasn't intended to be replied to you, attention whore

>>385874412
>tfw this isn't our timeline
>tfw no girl wants a small dicked, short, virgin boy
>tfw ywn be her prized legal shota

>>385874286
>Fat
>Thick thighs, slim body, huge tits

>>385874583
t. virgin

>>385874626
See? It wasn't so hard.
>>385874779
And again, this keyboard master destroyed me once again!
I will now sit in my corner and rethink my whole life after this 140 IQ comeback.

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@385874913
>See? It wasn't so hard.
"t-thanks for the (you)"
yeah, I'm not going to give you any table scraps anymore.

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Her ice block has health. There, now she cant stall entire teams by running in, iceblocking, walling, throwing ult for about 45 seconds of straight stall while being able to pick people off during it. A couple people shooting her ice block breaks it, still letting her have survivability against most 1v1's.

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>>385870465
>if you;re going after a girl, accept she's had sex and probably has sex with lots of people

There's a way to ensure that she hasn't.

>>385875078
Oh I almost thought you finally beat your fears.
One day you will do it for real, I believe in you.

>>385870106
Ignore advice from /v/. Here is how it goes
>manlet
You're at a disadvantage out the gate. Play to your strengths
>maybe I should work out and have a rocking bod to compensate
This is 50/50. Some people appreciate it, some people see it as "oh I get why he works out"
>my height though...
Right after seeing how short you are, the girl will look at how small your extremities are and paint a picture of you, and then imagine your penis size
>wtf do I do then
Your body is not your strength. If you have dick size then sure, maybe, but always play that card close to your chest. Don't even send dick pics unless you have confidence to back it up. But this hypothetical manlet doesn't have the confidence
>I can't get a girl then?
Dress well (go out of your comfort zone to do so), have facial hair, learn to be very social, but genuinely so (trick is to give a shit), be hygenic, don't be a mega creep, have sense of humor, have wit, and overall be radiant
>money?
No one worth your time gives a shit. Yeah, be employed, but don't make up grandiose stories of "this is my temp job until I make the next Facebook."

Everyone wants to be loved and have a good time. Stick to that mantra and you'll be golden. Again, step out of your comfort zone. Smoke a joint if a girl offers it.

>>385874326
You sound like an autistic virgin.

>>385874913
t. virgin

>>385875480
>ignore advice from /v/
>Gives advice on /v/

So ignore all this too, or?

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A thread about Mei devolved into comparing dick sizes, cucks, and the lowest form of insults imaginable. Never change, /v/

>>385875556
He returned once more to defeat...
>>385875647
Wait a second?
Who is the real one?
Find out on the next episode of "Genius comebacks from Mr. /v/"!

>>385861719
Fpbp

>>385875662
I'm very familiar with the /v/irgin types that frequent here. Absolutely do not listen to them. I'm not a manlet, I'm a catch, and every woman and their mother seems comfortable telling me a ton of shit pertaining to how to git gurl. The rest is experience (my shortest relationship is my current at 1.5 yrs)

>>385872684
>t. shitter

>so booty bothered by being called a virgin that he feels compelled to reply to each post that calls him one
makes me wonder if he is tbqh

>>385876573
Wait, did he use the ancient "avoid replying" method?
Only the most advanced anons can use it!
Wait, no...
IT CAN'T BE!

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>it's a shitposting episode

>>385876224
My shortest is 1 year, and my longest 7 years.
Half the advice you gave isn't very good on a general level. Maybe subjectively it works and has worked for you, or others that have informed you but it's not very well rounded.

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I want to make Ana a mother!

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>>385877708
I want to watch Ana teach her daughter how to be a woman

>>385877708
muh dick

>>385862131
>that face
>not overweight
Yeah right

5% ult charge increase
Quicker freeze from M1
0.5 second freeze increase from ult

>>385879087
Is her spine alright?

>>385877949
>>385879087
>accurately depicting ana's age with pharah

I'll stick to my anachronistic oyakadon thanks

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Would /v/ prefer Mei if she looked like this?

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>>385879984
I happen to like Mei, so I like her no matter what she's wearing, but French Mei is cute

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>>385880360
What if she looked like this?

>>385871905
I don't understand your train of thought. It's literal proof she is slim and you are offended by her being fat but keep spewing shit about her being fat. What exactly do you want?

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>>385880417
>Magical Girl
I want this. I want Magical Girl Mei, Magical Middle Aged Girl Mercy, and Magical Girl Zarya

>>385879984
my girlfriend looks like that

>>385880678
No she doesn't

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>>385880549
What if Mei looked like this?

>>385880678
stop

>>385880678
"no"

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>>385880729
No matter how you dress her, Mei is adorable

Give her a grapple face sitting move followed by a fart instant kill

>>385867164
Jay Marvel

>>385861836

NERF THIS

>>385861261
Diet and Exercise

>>385873361
Suicide isn't the answer

I want to fuck Thin Mei.

>>385876067
Why are you arguing with these retards? They're either bitter women angry about having a different standard for sexual "liberation" than men, or simply white knights that are serving women in hopes of getting pity sex. You're never going to convince them, they're not designed to accept truth.

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Ignoring her and making pharmercy canon

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>>385881913
What if instead, we ignored Pharah made Meircy canon?

>>385873542
>>385873003
>>385870795
literally a virgin
go back to r/the donald

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>>385882113
How can you ignore someone so cute?

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>>385861261
Have every Overwatch player choke on cocks until they die.

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>>385861719
>>385861836
Drawfriends plz

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>>385861261

-Make it so that freezing barriers causes them to take extra damage
-Remove the time limit on Ice Wall. Just let it stay up until destroyed, with the cooldown (possibly lengthened) triggering as soon as she puts it up
-Let Mei ice the floor in front of her to move faster
-A charging Doomfist or Reinhardt who hits Mei's ice block or wall should fall over, like when two charging heroes collide
-Hitting a hero with Snowball when using your Ultimate should do 25 damage, with a unique kill icon
-Give Mei a tank top skin, and a variable "reasonably dressed" skin where she wears her coat on Nepal/Volskaya, but wears the tank top on Numbani/Route 66/Temple of Anubis, etc.
-Let Mei put up Ice Walls from inside her Ice Block
-Give Ice Block an explosion when it breaks. The longer the block is held, the bigger the burst when it shatters, doing some damage, knockback, and freezing to heroes caught in it

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>>385883720
ha ha what nigga

>>385884080

Mei needs all these things, and more.

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>>385885000
ha ha what nigga

>>385874326

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that youre a shitskin, cause they really care about that stuff.

>>385883720
>-Let Mei ice the floor in front of her to move faster
thats all i really want. ice should be slippery for all players also. i also just think that gamnes need more clever ways of getting around in general.
>-Let Mei put up Ice Walls from inside her Ice Block
>-Give Ice Block an explosion when it breaks. The longer the block is held, the bigger the burst when it shatters, doing some damage, knockback, and freezing to heroes caught in it
nah. ice block should stay pure defence/distraction. maybe slightly push players away when it shatters, but not to the point it would ever be useful
>-Remove the time limit on Ice Wall. Just let it stay up until destroyed, with the cooldown (possibly lengthened) triggering as soon as she puts it up
i'd be ok with this if it only allows 1 ice wall at a time. either bar the player from using ice wall until the first is destroyed, or putting up the second one destroys the first

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I swear to god if Mei doesn't have a Summer Games outfit of her in a one piece swimsuit I'm fucking done with this game

New Passive:
Make her ass, hips, thighs, tits, and height grow every time she solo kills an enemy hero with LMB + Icicle combo

Each one also increases her max HP, damage, and speed by 2%, but, because she gets taller and thicker, her hitbox also grows with her, so she becomes more vulnerable.

Then I would just make a custom game with an enemy AI Mei on hard and a bunch of worthless Easy AI enemies for her to farm and jack for billions of hours watching her endless cycle of growth.

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Love me a fat girl

>>385886472
stop this. expansion and growth are my prime fetishes

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>>385867509
Mei is not fat goddamnit.

>>385869958
Do you want my blizzard account? I really dont play it anymore...

>>385886003
Summer games will be athletic skins. Blizzard never did swimsuit last year.

Mei main here.

She's basically a better Mcree than mecree. is

>>385886003
Your basically asking this game to be targeted by the SJW femfags again

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>2017
>Blizz still hasn't done a costume design contest for the players

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>>385863683

>>385861261
Anal, we fix her with only anal and nothing else. Please provide Mei anal

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>>385861719
This cunnies make everything better

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>>385864156
Great taste.

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we give her cute feet!

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>>385887952
That's not fat though.

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>>385889809
Wtf that isnt my pic

Thanks moot

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Disturbingly low amount of Mei in here.

>>385880549
Akalin is pure! PURE!

>>385871783
One fucking job blizz. Make honeycomb walls. Honeycomb iceblock. Shoot honey that slows. Wasp stinger projectiles. Bee swarm ultimate.

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>>385871783
The only thing I really like about the skin is her new hair.

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would you drink a nice glass of Mei and Zarya's cute feet?

>>385890062
Who?

>>385861261
fix her cardboard personality

somehow in a game that is basically full of cardboard personalities she's the biggest offender

they all lack the charm of the TF2 cast and don't even have unified designs

>>385861261
diet and exercise

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>>385887250
Why I made this for you, I have no idea, but I felt the inspiration, so you can have it.
https://pastebin.com/aaAtHym8

Does that scratch your itch? It'll expire in an hour, btw.

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>>385890581
Mei's super cute though.

>>385890695
>Does that scratch your itch?
i copied and saved it, what does that tell you, miracle man? i was really trying not to scratch the itch today, but oh well.

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>>385883705
Shad already made her a loli. I was hoping for a Mei one. The only one I liked was Mercy

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>>385863434
I want a Mahou Shoujo hero in Overwatch.
Make her a European girl that's a huge weeaboo and fawns over Genji.

>>385869875
You just need to look at her in-game model to know that she isn't that skinny. She's not fat, but she certainly isn't skinny.

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Which is /v/'s favorite?

>>385891547
imagine if that bottom right one was a toilet haha

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>>385891547
A, anyone who disagrees is a pleb. They're all cute though

>>385891649
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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>>385891547
All of them.

>>385867509
Holy moly.

>>385861261
MOOSE KNUCKLE

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>>385891547
>Top Tier
F

>High Tier
A
D
C

>Mid Tier
E
B
H

>Low Tier
G

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>>385870106
jus b urself

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>>385863145
>Asians have a rounder face than westerns
Check mate

>>385891547
>girls never realize the golden middle ground is BETWEEN A and F, with F-style waves
fucking why is this? goddamn it

>>385861719
fpbp

>>385891607
i never knew i wanted this until now

>>385891547
Depends on the sex positions and themes we plan to explore in tonight's session.

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>>385887952
>thinking that's fat

>>385871030
>spend less time on the internet
why?

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MEI IS NOT FAT!

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Buff:
+Icicle non-headshot damage
+Increase range of her freezeblower by 1 meter

Nerf:
-Wall takes way less damage to get through (300 HP for each portion of the wall down from whatever it is now)
-Freeze from her primary fire takes half a second more to go in full effect, requires you to get closer to your opponent to be more effective
-Opponent's aim is no longer hindered until fully frozen

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>>385892860
If she had this or a schoolgirl outfit I'd start to buy lootboxes.

>no 3D in entire thread
pathetic

Who's farts smell better, Mei or D.Va?

>>385893159
Then post some fag

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>>385893159
pathetic /pol/ redditor

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>>385893197
Don't. Last time there was a chick posted with anti-gravity tits.

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>>385893159
>wanting 3DPD
gb2 >>>/i/nstagram and never comeback

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>>385861261
by removing her

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>>385870106
Literally become Pat. Have a huge dong, have a friend like matt to look better, and find a girl who has a thing for short, fat dwarves. Bam, instant pussy.

>>385861719
>>385862723
Both of these.

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>>385893494
Oppai loli sucks though.

make that fat pig skinny

on chinese video game forums the nerds freak out that shes fat as shit, because most chinese people are skinny and they dont like fat

>>385867361
holy shit

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>>385893614
China needs to expand their views.

>>385876067

This isn't even about schoolyard comebacks anymore. Anyone with an increment of worldly experience knows you're a ronery virgin.

>>385861719
I've never seen such an amazing case of FPBP

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>>385863683
nah Mei needs no balance
>>385867616
>implying blizzard would risk their design this much

>>385889809
How did you get one so early???? How is StarFox 2?

>>385893614
Chinese are the last people who should be talking about health

>>385861261
She's fucking cancer already she doesn't need buffs

>>385893015
I bought 11 during the Chinese New Year event solely for the Mei skins.
I got both.

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>>385894151
She's not cancer. Just cute.

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>>385894008
>Usatame

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>>385894250
>tfw I wanted the white one
>got the red one instead

hi

>>385882113
Pharah wasn't even in overwatch.

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I want my own tiny Mei.

>>385870495
>Ult freezes faster and lasts longer
are you fucking crazy?

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>Normie friends talk about the newest update on Kikebook.
>Ask if Mei got any buffs.
>They call me cancer for Mei-ning Mei (over 50% of my playtime is as Mei)

I prefer to play the cutest character in the game just to style on people. Kirby/Jiggs in Smash Bros, Amaterasu in Mahvel 3, Shy Guys in Mario Kart, etc.

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>>385894615
>want to get this
>can't currently because I have no place to put it

>>385880493
In-game model is clearly fat

>mei can now increase movespeed by freezing the ground
>Half the nerd on her right clicks ult generation
Right now her ults overpowered. You can wall behind a team and toss her ult out and ruin them solo.

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>>385894971
>Right now her ults overpowered.

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>>385894971
>Half the nerd on her right clicks ult generation

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>>385894969
Just thicc.

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>>385894969
More proof.

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>>385895270
>>385895351

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>>385895448

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>Played Mei back when I couldn't aim
>Switched to 76 to git gud at aiming
>Can aim now
>Want to play Mei again to fight the dive meta
>Right clicks on point but can't freeze things or put up walls accurately anymore
The fuck happened?

Anyway, I think the best way to fix Mei is to give her a bit more health, make her a bit bigger, 20% or so and then move her over to the tank side.
I like the idea some people posted in the thread about giving her movement speed if she shoots the ground in front of her though.

DLC Slim Mei , Micro Skirts with no under pant for $ 9.99

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Metal Slug Mei when?

>>385895757
>>385895608
>>385895351
>>385895270
Goddamn more pls

>Chubby
>Asian girl(female)
>Eyes aren't super chinky
Why is this so rare?

>>385896098
Because pure asians don't look good.

I want Mei to fart into my mouth until I'm choking on her thicc ass fumes and drowning in her sweet juices as they seep down my face, while I jerk my pathetic dick into submission.

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>>385895846
>Mei/Fio team up game

I would cum buckets.

>>385888491
It was sponsored by the brazil olympics last year

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>>385896059
This is my last in-game pic sorta.

>>385890695
>paste has been removed.

What was it, >>385890978 ?

>>385896224
I've seen a lot of cute Asians irl.

Problem is only the ugly chunky ones get chubby, never cute ones.

I want a qt Asian girl with tits and thighs.

>>385896434
https://pastebin.com/W9Z7e04n

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Maybe if she were like Proto Mei instead of the Live Mei I wouldn't hate her so much

>Intimidating look
>Adventurer
>Bounty Hunter
>Encases targets in ice for capture

Instead we got

>Quirky nerdy girl that hates bullies that's also an hypocrite

>>385896454
You saw mixed asians.

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>>385896554
Better than Ice Tracer desu.

>>385896592
Let's pretend you're right. Why do mixed Asians never become chubby?

Why are they always sticks?

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>>385896545
A-mei-zing

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>>385894008
i fucking love that set. so glad i have them all. lots of feet in stockings pics.

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>>385896545
Why isn't there a fic about her freezing people and raping them? Have I not looked hard enough?

>>385896747
I don't know, they're healthier?

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>>385893015
Is that Haruhi?

Both best girl

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>you will never unwrap Mei

>>385897631
I'd settle for unwrapping someone half as attractive as Mei. As long as she still was so nice

>>385861261
bigger tits

Fix her face.
Remove those ping pong ching chong lines.
Remodel her weapon.

fart holes are epic

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>>385898258
Whoa mama

>>385861719
>>385898274
Both of these

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>>385894338
It's the better option.

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>tfw the game can't be played anymore

I'll miss being able to make high res screenshots for you faggots to shitpost with.

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>>385899124

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>>385891547
F
F
F
F
F
F

>>385899124
Unplayable in what way?

It's the fucking divecomp meta isn't it?, or the constant change of the meta that makes the game really boring for me.

>>385899375
Blizzard decided to change how my IP connects to the servers so I went from 20 ping to 500 all because it decides it needs to connect to Blizzard's Asian servers.

>>385898258
>someone spent time drawing the pattern on that ass
You know he took twice as long as needed.

>>385899493
Oh, so that's why I'm getting 180ms now?

I used to get 60-80 because Brazil (fuck them) and now I'm getting almost 180ms, that only means I'm being connected to NA I guess.

>>385892059
to get gf

>>385899243
>robot changes size during animation
Classic blizz

Swimsuit summer games skin when?

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>>385899881
Not soon enough

>>385900003
>not a one piece
baka senpai

>>385900003
>implying SJWs would allow bikinis

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>>385899657
I'm being connected to their Singapore server and I live in the fucking US (East Coast).

>>385861825
hachikuji is bestgirl

>>385880549
MAGICAL GIRL AKARIN!

>>385891547
Everything has its own appeal except G and D. I legitimately don't understand either.

>>385892456
t.bronze

>>385879087
>>385877949
Why is this allowed?

>>385901019
My dick permits it.

>>385896554
She looks too generic here. Doesn't fit with the bubbly Pixar look of the game as it is now.

>>385887250
Expansion plus giantess growth is the best combination

>>385901229
I'd rather be killed by that than the piece of shit we have now