GRIMOIRE COUNTDOWN THREAD - Final Boss Edition

first for neanderthals

>>385847941

Always bet on Neanderthal

Fourth for sape uprising

Will there ever be a better RPG than Wizardry 8?

>>385847902
sorry sudden microissues appeared, need to fix them real quick.

File: based cleve.png (9KB, 424x89px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 424x89px

GET HYPE

File: ONLY COUNTS AS ONE.png (46KB, 299x299px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 299x299px

http://www.strawpoll.me/13591049

its more even than I thought it would be, what do you think?

>>385848153
Wizardry 9.

>>385848182
Good sense prevails, but barely. It's like a presidential election.

Unhand those turtles right this instant!

69th for day 1 pirate

Oh shit it really is not a drill

>>385848173
if a thal brain melts, what do you think will happen to us poor sapes?

Had a good chuckle at the screenshot. Thanks OP

>>385848374
Cleve did warn us to have medical assistance nearby while playing the game, due to your mind guaranteed to get blown the fuck away.

>>385848172
Guys, I've got sub-planckissues. I'm going to need 3 years and a $5 million budget to develop new methods of interacting with these issues.

>>385848182
not coming

>>385848173
>ITZ
this man is truly a master at getting on peoples' nerves

TIME TO EAT CROW, SAPES

>>385848153
Final Fantasy XVI

>>385848562
Purposely broken spelling on commonly used words is one of the symptoms of autism.

>>385848562
he thinks he is cute
its a defense mechanism
from the insecure autist dimension

Memeing aside do you think the game will be good?

T E N M O R E Y E A R S

I wonder, what exactly the fuck Bradley is doing nowadays. Still patching Dungeon Lords: Steam Edition?

>>385848672
If it existed, yes.

But it doesn't.

I cannot wait to post bug threads in the Steam Discussions. Cleve will appreciate my help.

>>385848672
Who knows at this point. Flavor text was pretty good

File: 1480354794764.jpg (71KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 960x540px

>>385848490
We need Cleve's face on Jack Black's body.

>>385848645
He's a neanderthal you sape, they clearly don't suffer from autism or other mental illnesses.

>Bug report: The game is too perfect. I've already played for 600 hours straight and cannot stop, I'm on my second playthrough. Please send help.

File: 9nn63xkn2z0cn4g0mhda.png (428KB, 600x782px) Image search: [Google]

428KB, 600x782px

>>385848401
Fuck.

>>385848645
>>385848650
ITZ is also what Cleve refers to as the impending apocalypse, presumably because it'll be caused by Jews, see also "televitz"

>>385848838
Autism is what dumb sapes called the primal fear Neanderthals instill in them. Learn your fucking Cleve lore.

>>385848672
At best it will be ok. I bet there are some good ideas in the game if it existed

>>385847902
>8 schools of spells
>warrior type characters can only attack
fun gameplay

>>385848929
>Watch how fast I refund your money you scumbag. You are going to get refunded in 24 hours you 120 pound twinkle

I can't tell if this is good customer service or not

File: 1500357199276.jpg (31KB, 572x720px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 572x720px

>>385848173

this game will be born to make history

>>385848894
i dont care enough to care or punctuate

>>385848929
>twinkery
god damnit my sides

>>385848894
I haven't seen that in any of the screenshots, but I still believe it.

File: skool.png (24KB, 623x165px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 623x165px

Ah, a grimoire thread. now I can leave this here

>>385847902
>game releases
>it is actually just the super demo without anything else
>"sorry guys i had to cut some content to make it to release"

>>385849146
>twinkle

Oh god, outed as a phoneposter

>>385849146
I can't tell if this is a made up personality which helps him gather attention, or he is really like this.

>>385848720
what a fucking retard
i will pirate and seed on my fiber line just to spite this faggot, and i will post a link on the forums

>>385849061
I would say there are four possible outcomes for this thing:

>The game is garbage and Cleve is a hack, the shitstorm is amazing
>The game is mediocre and Cleve is a retard who cannot into proper management, nothing happens
>The game doesn't exist and Cleve is a compulsive liar, the saga continues
>The game is an autistic masterpiece of Tails Gets Trolled proportions and Cleve is Lazerbot of video games

will I be able to run this game with a gtx 1080ti?

File: le gentlesir.jpg (10KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 300x300px

>>385849192
Christ.

>>385849340
he is like this, but in the same way terry davis is terry davis, both are mentally insane

>>385849469
But Terry is talented and insane, nobody's sure how Cleve is.

>>385849409
SLI because you need all of those processing powers to run those NeanderthalTech(TM)

>>385848672
The old demo was pretty cool. It had a Goat soundtrack too.

File: chilling in 1096 and suddenly pope calls for crusade.jpg (119KB, 344x522px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 344x522px

>>385847902
>gay sexs with hats on
Ah the classic of funtabs, how I miss them.

File: 1329150740565.jpg (26KB, 408x402px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 408x402px

>>385849192
>>385849428

reminder that previous thread reached quantum physics levels of shitposting, i expect nothing less on this one

>>385849549
agreed and terry at least released something when he worked for ticketmaster and templeOS

Do you need over 180IQ to realize that MAYBE releasing a game with a GUI so dated even the attack animations take 30 seconds each to complete, while looking like something an 8 year old me was capable of creating in Windows 98 paint, is a bad idea?

>>385849549
>Terry
HI NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brMK8qy1kUI

So in the case that it somehow does release who here is ready to purchase, leak files, refund in seconds flat? I was going to do it last "release" but now I don't quite have the funds this time around to be without 40 shekels for a few days. Someone must be the hero.

are you people legit excited about the game? or you're just making fun of it because it looks like crap?

>>385849694
>is a bad idea
look you sape, we are here for exactly this reason, did that ever occur to you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_Boltzmann

Funny how this game is also released in a few hours
http://store.steampowered.com/app/521380/Life_of_a_caveman/

>>385849760
see >>385849781

>>385849815
>also
>implying Grimoire will release

>>385849760
no interest, basically waiting to see how cleve will delay it again

>>385849781
He claims to have over 180IQ, I'm just fuckin' asking.

Shill generals are a thing now?

Why cant you preorder huh

>>385849760
Get out you cro magnon sack of shit

>>385849919
You can't shill what doesn't exist

>>385847902
What graphics card should I buy to play this? I have a old 750 that needs to be replaced

>>385849929
Because if he gave pre-orders that means Valve would actually give a shit about him missing every deadline. Nobody can request refunds if there's nothing to sell in the first place.

As long as he's not taking anyone's money, he can keep delaying the game as long as he wants.

>>385847902
Remember to report for fraund when the unavoidable delay comes

>>385849984
A Voodoo 2 should do the trick

>>385849984
I'd get at least a GTX1070. Maybe 1080 if you want to play at max settings.

>>385849984
To play a game that does not exist you need a graphics card that does not exist.

If it comes out everyone posting in this thread will end up entering a universe where it gets delayed again.
This has happened at each delay. Cleve is a multiversal entity that feeds off hype for this game

>>385850216
Whoa, that's deep man.

>>385849984
You only need the motherboard, anon.

>>385850274
Can Cleve defeat meme magic?

The homo erectus was actually more advanced than even the Neanderthal, unfortunately they went extinct because they were only hard hard for boypussy.

>>385850380
Meme magic only makes him stronger.

This is unironically going to be the greatest game ever released
If it's ever released

File: 1433478238407.jpg (13KB, 284x177px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 284x177px

>inb4 delayed again due to microissues

>>385850131
I have an S3 Trio, i'm fucked right?

File: oldguy.jpg (414KB, 3000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 3000x2000px

>>385848720
He certainly seems confident in his coding ability.

Do you guys understand how long it has actually been since we've ever seen an outstanding game? How long have we have had to put up with terrible game after terrible game, shoved in our faces not only by Activision, Valve, EA, Ubisoft, Microsoft and Square, but all manner of shitty indie game developers and asset flipping dumbshits wanting to make a quick buck? What about all those same companies pushing stupid shit like micro-transactions and DLC passes in games just to nickel and dime the ever-loving crap out of people? Back in the day we didn't have that ruining everything, it was simple - buy a game for a set price and that was all, it was ours and we knew it was a good product. (mostly)

Sure this guy looks and sounds like a smug cunt but why exactly wouldn't he be? He's a God with the body of a Neanderthal that knows how to code.

We need something like this to be successful. We need this to set the bar for other developers to let them know that THIS is the standard that they should be looking to achieve. THIS is what we consider worth buying if it's actually that good - if it isn't, then we'll simply refund it.

>>385849948
and what cannot be bought, still no price on steam

>>385850702
you need at least a Riva 128 to even navigate the menu. I think you are out of luck, son

ITZ COMING
R-right?

>>385850108
>fraund
sape shithead, nobody paid because its not possible to preorder

>Grimoire will be out before Sonic Mania
hahaahahahahah
furfag on suicide watch.

>>385850885
He said $40, no price yet doesn't mean anything.

>>385850934
YES
no

>>385851016
means you cant buy it

>>385851016
$40 with 10% discount

File: ASD.jpg (155KB, 943x816px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 943x816px

SAPES ETERNALLY BTFO

>>385848182
Holy shit it's still dead even.

>>385851052
Well it ain't out yet. How can you buy something that's not out?

>>385851237
yes when you can preorder

>>385851123
Maybe he will have a pre-order on a limited edition special edition that's $40 after 10% off and then remove it from the store and only have the standard edition for $40.

How long till someone pirate this shit?

>>385850934

steamdb still shows all that is updated, is just tags.

I get the feeling it's not going to meet the release time. I don't know what the excuse will be though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrxX8LEqs8w

>>385851283
you are thinking like a sape now again, Tom

File: Grimoirlies.png (115KB, 249x239px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 249x239px

buck says it's "steam issues" preventing it's release,

>I shall use this time to polish up a few things..

Reminder that if you pirate, Cleve WILL backtrace you and you WILL be sued

File: 1501492772095.jpg (107KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1280x720px

>>385851150
>steam tag: casual
mfw

File: 1493868218775.png (100KB, 778x778px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 778x778px

>>385851354
>eating a scavenger

>>385851351
steamdb only updates when the game is released

>>385851460
If it means I'll get to meet Cleve in person, that's just an incentive to pirate it.

JUST THREE HOURS

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHpx3JNDS5M

File: 1492583985620.jpg (64KB, 1136x640px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 1136x640px

>>385851460
>mfw living in a 3rd world country
come and get me

File: autism.png (2MB, 2400x1054px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2400x1054px

Not going to be released

File: petah.jpg (53KB, 690x610px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 690x610px

>>385851695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs

File: 1347556847105.gif (424KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 480x270px

>>385851695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

>>385851695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhdNjzX4waA

what is this shilling meme shit?

>>385851935
That line just stuck

>We're gonna take back Grimoire today!

>>385852007
Hey, that's my game you're calling meme shit
Dumb sape

All you fucks still think this game is coming out, weren't you all here a month ago circle jerking to a con-man?

>>385852007
We hate games that actually releases and shill games that don't exist. If you are having a problem you maybe should find another board

>>385851460
did he say that lol

>>385852007
try asking again without the bullshit "hating things to fit in" language and maybe someone will give you a brief explanation.
IF it looks like "shilling meme shit" to you, why even participate in the thread? asshole.

>>385852126
Have you even read the thread?

It's 50% shitposting and 50% schadenfreude.

Christ, you people.

>>385852007
Typical sape, thinking we're shilling a game no one will ever be able to buy.

>>385851150
tag: memes

>>385852223
>>385852127
>>385852109
>>385852295

I apologize, I'm so fucking used to nonsense on this board, it just seemed ridiculous that /v/ is actually united in anticipation for a video game.

Also, meme tag on steam.

Which Wizardry games should I play and which version(pc, snes, ps1, other ports etc)

>>385852474
>>385851150
>>385851495
tags: anime

File: Untitled.png (178KB, 332x425px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 332x425px

>>385852474

>>385852578
Play Might and Magic 6, 7, and 8 first

>>385852578
Play them all in order faggot

>>385852815
Be nice to me.

>>385852569
we will forgive you when Grimwah releases

>>385853186
So, never?

>>385853093
Wizardry won't be

>>385852646
Since I, a Fan of Casual Anime Nudity, are interested in Indie Meme RPGs at the moment, I will have to buy this gold nugget!

File: Screenshot_2017-08-02-07-16-13.png (414KB, 706x1461px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 706x1461px

The full story on Cleve's involvement at Sir-Tech, and how Grimoire came into being all those years ago:
>Scroll down page for Cleve's full post:
http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=32803.0
http://archive.is/5R1n9

Privately, I had begun to ruminate. As a result of idly thinking about how I'd do things differently if I produced a worthy sequel to the Wizardry series with my own capital, I began to realize that a bright guy could do it at a fraction of the price it would cost morons like the Siroteks through their comical trial and error. The Siroteks Communist style centralized approach virtually guaranteed a budget was required of a million dollars or more to get a game out using their process. I was certain a smarter person could do the same job a lot cheaper than they ever could.

I had been thinking of a sequel to one of my old Commodore 64 3-D Games, a followup to Crypt of Fear, Vault of Terror, Tomb of Horror. The working title in my brain for this game had been Clock of Fate for a long, long time. I had formed this loose premise of a world where an antique clock is actually tied into the reality of the world and as it winds down with nobody to maintain it, the whole world is winding down with it. I decided to spruce up the title more to try to make it as baroque as BANE OF THE COSMIC FORGE. I did a bit of synonym searching in the thesaurus and I came up with something, something of the Metronome Mysterium. I think I was looking for words for the first part of the title when I found "Tome" attached to some suitable candidate.

Wait, I was thinking, isn't there another more obscure word (not in the thesaurus) associated with an ancient book of magic or knowledge? French origins, maybe. Something to do with alchemistry. What was that ... oh, right ...

GRIMOIRE. That was the word.

>>385852578
Wizardry 1-5 are very different from 6-8. 1-5 are the type of dungeon crawler you see Japan keep making. 6-8 are a lot more open, play the dos versions of 6 and 7. There's a Japanese SNES version of 6, but then you can't import your party easily

>>385853257
no in approximately 3 hours according to my client

File: 8-1-2017 5-20-54 PM.jpg (81KB, 636x716px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 636x716px

THREE HOURS TO GO

File: 1388381831427.png (278KB, 706x412px) Image search: [Google]

278KB, 706x412px

How will you apologize to Cleve when it releases /v/?

>>385853516
yeah grim grimoire was pretty good

>>385853772
By that time I will be long dead

File: Screenshot_2017-08-02-07-22-54.png (613KB, 1080x818px) Image search: [Google]

613KB, 1080x818px

>>385851695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHy9FOblt7Y

>>385853772
Apologize for what? We didn't cause any of his delays.

>>385853772
By playing his game.

If it's anywhere near as good as he has been claiming it is, I promised him I'd make a public apology and accept him as my intellectual superior Thal overlord.

>>385853772
I'll relentlessly shitpost on /v/ and attack anons that display little faith in Cleve to make up for my own shortcomings.

>>385853835
Get the fuck out grampa

>>385853894
what if the game sucks, as many sapes claim

>>385853894
is that you Baxander? Is this me?

File: nextgen.jpg (336KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 1280x720px

20 years for this? Did they spent that time to make the game as unappealing as possible?

>>385853867
My sape ape ears aren't properly tuned to this shrill bullshit.

>>385848720
>world renown coder
>doesn't know how to code corners and seams in a 2D game


does not compute

>>385854001
maybe you should stick to your consolized garbage, sape.

>>385851695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2keGPCHGL0

>>385853968
Then nothing.

>>385853987
.No

File: grimoire1.png (18KB, 348x174px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 348x174px

>>385854001
20 years for this

>>385851695
Magician Battle Theme from House of the Dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNtNxTHvjM

>>385852569
1) The dev is a psychotic sperglord that provides a ceaseless source of entertainment
2) the game has been in development and repeatedly delayed for literally multiple decades now
3) there are countless issues with the shown game footage that do not reflect such an absurdly long dev time and such mouthy arrogance from the dev

there's your reason for the 'meme' tag, and there's why we're interested in it's supposed release.
People used to lurk and read and investigate shit before posting "WATS DIS, I NVR SEEN B4"

>>385854001
>20 years for this? Did they spent that time to make the game as unappealing as possible?

Agreed...this fuckken "game" looks like it was made in world war 2 before they invented graphics

File: Untitled.png (48KB, 968x734px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 968x734px

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT CLEVE STILL HASN'T UPLOADED ANYTHING TO STEAM'S SERVERS

REPEAT: THERE ARE NO GAME FILES WHATSOEVER ADDED TO GRIMOIRE'S STEAM PAGE, ONLY TAG EDITS

>>385854001
Is this how the sape mind works? Focusing on shiny objects and other irreverent details.
It must be true that the personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Sape.

>>385851150
That happened last time, dumbfuck

is the game actually out on the depo? if so it's probably actually coming out

>>385851762
Where's Yanderedev?

>>385854285
Good taste

>>385854447
It's a list of programmers though

>>385854342
>People used to lurk and read and investigate shit before posting "WATS DIS, I NVR SEEN B4"

haha

no they didnt

assuming this does come out what the fuck will Cleve do with himself?

>>385854001
>?hummingbird?
uh

Honestly, I'm just here for the memes. Is the game any good?

>>385854520
Makes sense.

File: vk0r7_f-thumbnail-100-0_s-600x0.jpg (469KB, 600x612px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 600x612px

>>385854520

>>385854285
man i loved that tune as a kid

>>385854374
Friendlier reminder that THAT'S NOT HOW STEAMDB WORKS

>>385854374
this is not surprising. you should only post if he actually UPLOADS the game files

>>385854582
It's made by a guy that roleplays as his own son online and pretends to be his wife too.

>>385854447
I debate upon adding him. All 5 of the people there actually have created impressive games (even Cleve - the superdemo by itself is pretty good albeit not a full game). YandereDev not so much. Plus is using unity with bought assets really autistic or just pathetic?

>>385854582
There is no game.

There's an old demo tough. It's not very good at all.

>>385854565
sape shit, its because the player did not acquire the identify skill

>>385854654
We're onto you cleve

File: sam hyde everybody.gif (2MB, 202x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 202x360px

>>385851150
>life of a caveman

>>385851695
Chilling with some beers and Parov Stelar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awEo3fqVPP0

>>385854450
Thanks, gotta be prepared for possible delay
>>385854625
I listen to this even when I'm at the gym. Get's you all pumped up

>>385854734
>the neanderthals died out because they immediately identified horrible wasps as harmless birds
amazing

well its night here now, i guess i will wake up and either this game will have a torrent or will not be released, probably the second option

>>385854693
>Plus is using unity with bought assets really autistic or just pathetic?
What is Starforge?

>>385854809
is that his real game?

File: cleve03.jpg (151KB, 1167x685px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 1167x685px

The whole steamDB shit doesn't seem to mean much, even the other game developed by Cleve didn't have a package update yet it's coming out soon as well

was anyone here for tortanic? I was curious how big that was.

>>385855381
It wasn't even that long ago

What the fuck

>>385855381
In comparison to this? not comparable. But it wasn't that big, not at gamergate level anyway. not even close.

>>385855381
Tortanic was fucking massive.

It's literally one of those events that changed the nature of /v/.

>>385855381

Yes, I was. It mostly just people making Tortanic threads using that image of the titanic in the weeks leading up to it. Then after release maybe a few threads saying its shit, but mostly everyone lost interest. I cant remember if /vg/ was around then or if generals were still on /v/, but I'm pretty sure anyone that liked the game just hung out there and that was that

>>385848153
I feel like the only way i'm going to finish wiz 8 is by buckling down and accepting it's horribly paced combat. Everything else is unique and good though.

>>385855498
it was one thread like this one, but more activity. you're exaggerating.

>>385855335
>eat and interact with other caveman in order to grow stronger and smarter
Sounds like a game that /v/ would play.

This thread is ironic right? You guys aren't actually excited for this dated piece of shit?

>>385855573
Tortanic wasn't just the release thread though. It was months of non-stop shitposting.

>>385851762
Platform masters was abandoned? That's a shame. What's Ulillillia doing now?

>>385849717
CIA is everywhere man.

>>385855643
More excited about another delay.

>>385855335
I'm not entirely sure what the packages are, but they aren't game files. Those are in the depot tab which is only available once the game is available and you can't see jack shit on otherwise. I watched a game as it was released and the game files were 3 months old but were completely invisible until it actually came out. History also doesn't show anything relevant.

File: mocking-man.jpg (141KB, 305x393px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 305x393px

>>385855643
Everyone look at this Sape and laugh.

Laugh at his ridiculous fucking melonhead.

>>385855650
yeah, it was. but a few threads and there don't make it massive, could be compared to any popular game release. only this one was popular for other reasons.

>>385855670
Has a job and a new dream to live by the water so he can swim every day.

>>385855670
He has a job, a wife and a baby daugther now.

>>385855860
Inspiring

>>385855739
For years afterwards, every game /v/ didn't like was being compared to Tortanic. And everyone defending that game would accuse people of trying to force the next Tortanic.

Grimoire will soon be forgotten until the next "release date". Or within two weeks if it does actually get released somehow.

It's not comparable in any way.

>>385855498
>>385855573
Tortanic feels like it was fucking yesterday

it was huge, constant shitposting, ding dong bannu i am henry roo, fucking ridiculous. One of the bigger events I can remember on /v/

Rule34 Cleve bara when?

>>385847902
can't wait to pirate it

>>385855542
You have very poor memory. TORtanic was the greatest LULs vee had

>>385855542
I remeber people bashing it longer than masseffect Andromeda after release.

>>385855983
And it was the gift that kept giving, right up until it finally went f2p.

>NO DANCING ALLOWED OUTSIDE DESIGNATED DANCE ZONES

>>385847902
Behead those that (embed) [Embed]

>>385851150

>memes
>casual
>anime

File: sagaofgrimoire.png (131KB, 1849x665px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1849x665px

I wonder if it will even come out.

>no steam achievements

why should I buy it if I gain nothing?

File: heh.jpg (5KB, 222x200px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 222x200px

Holy shit man, this is going to be the best game ever... The niggers complaining in this thread are clearly CDProjekt nerds in complete anger overdirive knowing that this game is going to completely blowout and supersede their babby franchise Witcher and the Witcher 3.

>Content and a storyline spanning over 600 hours.
>A global map atlas with 250 maps, a size that we've never seen before sprawled with cities and towns.
>Intelligent NPCs that can recognize 8000+ typed commands/sentences.
>More races and classes than Wizardry.

You should be scared. Get ready for your game to be wiped from it's relevancy and be forgotten forever after Grimoire releases in 2 hours 10 minutes.

Can't wait till based Cleve pulls the rug on you normies again.

>>385855643
I've been playing through the beta from 98's but keep getting killed by the mummy under the caves

>>385856280
The only thing I remember from 1992 is the Chicago bulls winning the season.

>>385855983
Fuck, Just remebered the Guy who got banned from Tor for saying I'm 12 and whats this? In a official forum thread.

>>385856280
>>385856408
lmao, I was a baby in 1992. Feels like I missed a part of his saga by being literally to young to think properly.

>>385856334
how long until grimoire 2 comes out?

File: 1500472885852.png (159KB, 872x632px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 872x632px

Post yfw you pirate Cleve's game

>>385856309
>best game ever made in the history of mankind
>hurr muh cheevos

It's not for you. Come back when you stop jerking it to Call of Duty and buy a monocle and tophat.

>>385854869
faggot

>>385856606
All I'm saying is why buy it when you could pirate it?

The reason I don't pirate is muh precious achievements. Without that draw, why pay?

>>385856539
Sooner than Bannerlords and Star Citizen.

File: 1491458203150.jpg (42KB, 600x404px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 600x404px

>>385856542

File: anime girl (boy).jpg (27KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 500x281px

>>385856627
Wanna make out?

File: 1499772708105.jpg (31KB, 256x253px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 256x253px

>>385856113
>the apocalyptic launch where servers couldn't stay up more than 5 minutes
>bugs everywhere, characters would get stuck, objets would disappear, there were screens of people in cities where the city disappeared
>the complete clusterfuck that was raids, especially after bioware was stroking their cocks about how different from wow they were
>the forums going apeshit with drones and mods doing damage control everywhere
>/v/ autistically checking the suscriber count tumbling down every day

Yeah, those were interesting times.

File: 1499468104442.gif (2MB, 500x578px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x578px

>>385856542

>>385856652
This is literally the most sape mindset you could possibly have.

File: lakedog.jpg (52KB, 500x332px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 500x332px

>>385856542
i actually like this sort of game but there is no way in hell i'm paying 40 bux for this shit

>>385856786
>losing subs mean they're gaining subs
I will never forget that fucking retard.

Jesus fucking christ

File: 1496525821652.jpg (59KB, 565x575px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 565x575px

>>385856542

File: 1458499377095.jpg (36KB, 481x394px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 481x394px

>>385856542

>>385856913

Do you mean that you're not going to plunk down 7-9 fast food meals' worth of money to INCLINE the RPG genre?

What kind of vidya fan are you?

>>385856920
Oh, jesus, that one was good
A shame biodrones weren't that vocal after the DA2/TOR/ME3 trifecta because they're by far the most hilarious apologists

[Razor1911] 1.0.0 FINAL - Grimoire

should I call in sick so I can play this all day tomorrow?

>>385857135
one that has to eat

File: 1496613023288.jpg (89KB, 640x637px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 640x637px

>anime sapes

TWO HOURS LEFT

>>385856280
>depending on when in 1994 Cleve began working on Grimoire, it has been in development longer than I have been alive, possibly before my conception
>there exists people who unironically believe it will release

>>385857217
anime is a rpg genre... I said take your stinking hands off me you damn dirty sape

File: 1480038888349.jpg (130KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 1920x1080px

>>385856786
>mfw they removed the unsubscribe option from their portal

https://youtu.be/WJyMQzXLD14
If you listen closely the lyrics are actually "2 hours to Grimwah"

This is also how far it got last time before becoming "coming soon"

>>385857234
Two hours left until
>coming soon

File: blobbers.gif (46KB, 864x689px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 864x689px

>sape holocaust begins in 2 hours

>>385857486
I'm sure it'll go into the negatives. -2 hours until release, -3 etc.

File: it is a mystery.gif (4KB, 650x220px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 650x220px

What game will release first?

>Grimoire
>Bannerlord
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Half Life 3
>Star Citizen

IT GOT LEAKED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Scene groups have the full version of Grimoire and will release it any minute, as soon as they finished fixing some small bugs with the crack.

>>385857234
Don't get your hopes up

File: 119721-wizards-warriors-screenshot.jpg (44KB, 550x413px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 550x413px

why would anyone play this
i'd rather play wizards and warriors

File: [email protected]?v=1487387518.jpg (120KB, 1060x1060px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1060x1060px

>>385857578

>>385857578
it's true, i heard it from the mysterious hacker known only as C73V3

>>385857135
>get a game
>get like 30 tacos AND a game
the only thing that's going to be inclined is the ramp i'm gonna use to shove all those tacos into my mouth

>>385857578
If only this was true. Could you imagine the butthurt from Cleve?

File: 1499319653885.gif (246KB, 500x564px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 500x564px

Also just so you guys don't freak out if it makes it through the next two hours, it will likely say "Coming Soon" once time is up while shit refreshes even if it comes out. But you guys are gonna freak out anyway so whatever.

File: B9mcjog.jpg (69KB, 883x631px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 883x631px

>>385856920

File: sqoSJmt.png (613KB, 952x575px) Image search: [Google]

613KB, 952x575px

>>385857396
>Bioware saying you're not allowed to play the game

>>385857578
How did they get a hold of a game that does not exist?

>>385857550
Cyberpunk 2077 will release first, in 2077.

File: 1495069114293.jpg (11KB, 318x313px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 318x313px

>>385857550
>tfw still no Bannerlord release date

>>385857747
Do you have the "12 GIGABYTES OF RAM POWER" guy?

>>385857756
That's one of the micro-issues with the crack they're working on.

>>385857658
dude i bought this game years ago, but never managed to get it working, is it any good?

>>385857550
Cyber, only one being worked by a real company

>>385848153
Probably. The amount of time it took for the enemy's turn to end killed it for me.

File: 1487122849615.png (53KB, 500x485px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x485px

>>385848929
>you dirty 120 pound twink

>>385857873
So they are making the game for Cleve?

>>385857550
My prediction from earliest to latest:
>Bannerlord
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Star Citizen
>Grimoire
>HL3

>>385857658
holy shit that screenshot is enough to make me want to play it

>>385857753
>what the fuck why are you grinding items instead of experiencing the voice acting we spent so much fucking money on

>>385857747
is that how a Thal has to look down upon the rest of us mere Sapes every single day?

File: 2wfjvuu.png (433KB, 973x539px) Image search: [Google]

433KB, 973x539px

>>385857861

>>385858136
It looks good other than Grimoire and HL3 need to switched around.

>>385858223
i always forget about the 2 years of geeksquad protection

fuck man, that computer he bought was probably 80% bloatware and designed to run like shit the moment the user installs anything

>>385858223
haha damn was gonna post this one. His avatar is what completes it

>>385858223
>$700 for 2 years of some kid running an anti-virus program
cha ching

>>385858223
How many rams fit into 12 gigabytes?

>>385858223
400 WATTAGE
0
0

W
A
T
T
A
G
E

>>385858385
The bloatware's not even the issue, we're not sure what processor is included but the 520 GT is not meant for gaming. It's a shit tier GPU, at the time he should've bought a 560 GTX at least.

>>385858223
After all these years this is still cringy.

>>385858136
bannerlord
cyberpunk
hl3
grimoire
star citizen

hl3 is going to be released at some point and star citizen is an actual scam, so grimoire is in the middle

>>385858543
Garbage psu being pushed to the limit. Working as intended.

>>385858223
thread is still up http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=56133

>>385858559
He should have gone to literally anywhere other than best buy.

>>385858559
you could have a rig beyond rigs and the shit that best buy/staples/etc. load onto their machines is enough to bog it down to an insane degree.
IF you think he chose those specs and didn't just parrot what the salesman told him, you're deluded. He walked into an electronics store, asked for the "BEST" computer, and the employees all got dollar signs in their eyes

>Game finally comes out
>Its the demo but slightly longer

>>385858671
Forum archival weirds me out. Good thing I only ever posted anonymously on imageboards and on forums that got deleted and never archived (I hope).

>>385858802
Like every game ever.

>>385858802
yes that's how demos work. Are you even old enough to have played an actual demo of a game?

>>385858223
>believing a salesperson
>ever
I was once a salesman for a summer and I loved people like that poster, made some alright money.

>>385858952
I wish HL2 stayed as good as the demo for the rest of it.

>>385858838
Without archives, historians will ask us what we were up to during the dawn of the internet and all we'll be able to say it "I don't remember lol"

>>385859117
I wish it never left the beta

>>385858838
>all my embarassing posts were on the newgrounds boards back in the early 2000's
>long since wiped clean
>i even checked some internet archive sites and found nothing

i'm sure there's a few on gameFAQs i'm not proud of but the bulk of my cringe is lost forever, thank christ.

the 'thal shit is unironically real

>>385855643
rpgcodex is full of cucks that hate the game but are so desperate for anything in its genre

>>385859215
I will tell my grandchildren of the good old times, when I've been shitposting on 4chan
who am I kidding, me having grandchildren is probably the same as grimoire actually releasing

>>385858223
Reminds me of one of the prizes from this SGDQ: a SUPER HIGH END GAYMER PC with 32GB ram and a 1060 video card.

>>385859084
>people who think they know shit but are dumb as a post

the best to sell to. make every selling point sound like it was their idea and it's a done deal every time

>>385859240
>late 90s early 2000s message board rpgs
Better than what I get up to nowadays desu. I can't remember what the names of the sites were.

is the game out already?

>>385859240
i always posted like a 19th century memoirist with fucking impeccable grammar and niceynice deference

now i drunkpost even when sober
you could've gone from gold to shit like me

>>385859558
Yes

File: 1493848850341.jpg (88KB, 419x580px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 419x580px

>>385859272
>Cleve spends ages shitposting about 'thals and 'sapes
>Research the last year confirmed that Euros, Asians etc have significiant neanderhal and denisovan genes while it's absent from Sub-Saharan Africans
>mfw I knew about Cleve's shitposting on the Codex and read the latter in my feed one day

>>385859594
No

File: just one more day please I beg you.png (136KB, 244x338px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 244x338px

Well colour me surprised.

>>385859679
Maybe.

>>385859319
Eh, a significant chunk of the Codex doesn't care all that much about blobbers.

>>385859272
you thought it was a joke? you thought it was a mother fucking joke? hehe. you thought it was some kind of joke, huh? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M SPEAKING TO YOU

What happens when it isn't released in an hour and a half?

>>385859404
Gotta love those stupid bastards. Whats best is they're always so happy and proud with you for "helping" them too. Almost makes a guy feel bad but not really.

>>385859810
Riots in the streets

File: stupidfrogposter.jpg (25KB, 511x287px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 511x287px

Nice graphics why don't you play a real RPG like skyrim or fallout 4?

>>385859810
The same thing that happened the last 20 release dates he missed - excuses and people defending him. On here it will be ironic, but he has some actual defenders on the codex.

>>385859810
We keep the faith like trve beclevers.

>>385859685
it has been like that all the time, it's called time zones

>>385859685
It's the 2nd in Australia.

>>385859740
I don't know.

>>385859685
fake news, made me check though

I'm going to buy it
So I can refund it

>>385859952
42.

>>385855563
Did you install wiz8fast to speed up the combat?

>>385859589
Oh I thought my good grammar/punctuation/capitalization was the most important part back when I was a fucking turbonoob. Nope, a well-presented pile of stupid is still a pile of stupid. I went from fancy yet retarded bullshit, to fancy, proper conversation, to the same old all-lowercase no-punctuation sentences everyone else uses here.
time ruins everything

File: toddhowardheight.png (867KB, 699x1024px) Image search: [Google]

867KB, 699x1024px

>>385859893

Go away Todd, why don't you peddle your games and be short somewhere else?

>>385859952
Can you repeat the question?

>>385858385
>>385858406
>>385858507
>>385858508
>>385858543
>>385858575
>>385859084

You fucking idiots can't spot an obvious joke post?

What happened to this board...

GOLDEN ERA GAMES [developer] Just now
Literally testing latest release under Windows 10 right now to make sure all functionality is present. Then I will ask Steam to give me approval to release.

>>385860134
he's a big guy

>>385860219
Yes.

>>385860296
Incoming bugs

File: 1501442325440.png (1MB, 699x1024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 699x1024px

>>385860134
>posting the edited version

File: memritv cleve.jpg (66KB, 273x205px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 273x205px

I've had a shit day and right now my back pain is cutting right through the painkillers and the alcohol.

If this game doesn't come out within the next two hours I'm going on the fucking warpath.

>>385860296
HEEEEREEEE WEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>385860120
i was right though
like i've called at least six major internet sea changes starting from '06
unfortunately i'm too fucking autistic to actually change things so it's some cassandra bullshit

>>385860296
Sounds like a convenient excuse to discover a huge bug that needs immediate fixing.

>>385860432
Why is someone holding up todd right in front of the lens?

>>385860253
>no fun allowed
kys

Zork had better graphics than this turd.

>>385860253
being a retard ironically is still being a retard, sorry

also obvious would be saying "this is a joke" at the bottom

>>385860253
>no one like that exists
You'd be surprised.

it'z
not
coming

File: 1410062423576.jpg (7KB, 207x228px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 207x228px

what if it really is the best game in the world?