holy shit nintendo won

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>>385837672
>Kotaku

>Video games aren't safe for work at Kotaku
Sounds about right.

>>385837672
This isn't even news though. Takaki announced he wanted to make a switch game before the switch was even fully announced. He talked about wanting to do something with the HD rumble.

>>385838061
>do something with the HD rumble.
holy fucking shit

>>385837672
East only, if it were to come here the H scenes are going to be replaced like criminals girls 2.

Nintendr ones have never touched a woman, so it'd not surprising

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>>385837672
>Senran Kagura

>>385838194
There are no H scenes in Senran Kagura.
The NSFW content is literally, and I do mean literally, holding Asuka's hands.

This now passes for porn in America.

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>>385838272

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Why people still act as if Nintendo is still for children is beyond me.

>>385838398
because it is

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>NSFW-style
What kind of bullshit term is this? What does it even mean? Exactly what ''style'' is a not-safe-for-work game? Why would you even play ANY game at work?

>>385838398
>Bayonetta can get raped by Rodin in his battle in 2
>holding hands with Asuka is NSFW

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>>385838520
how? other than they're colorful?

>>385838550
Videogame journalism isn't work.

>>385838520
I blame Sega for ruining the Nintendo image back in the 90's by labeling it as children's vidya. It's pretty shit how traces of their marketing from twenty years ago still seeps through in the cultural market.

>>385838601
no blood, drinking or violence compared to consoles for adults

>>385838601
They are literally made for children.

>>385838709
all games are for children you pony/pcbro

>>385838601
Look at your pic, it's self explanatory

Shitty games for kids with autism

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>>385838795
ahh

>>385838709
So Madden is for kids?

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>>385838249

>>385838601
When the game is fun...

Don't let these /v/tard discourage fun. Nintendo games are always fun.

>>385838917
No idea what are you trying to argue here

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>>385837672
>Switch has one lewd game
>Xbone has a couple of lewd games
>PS4 has dozens of lewd games
>PC has tens of thousand of lewd games
>Nintendo wins

>>385838715
Simulators aren't, they're just for autists

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>>385838972
Which proves how much of a brain-addled mongoloid you.

>>385839098
But it's special because it's Nintendo, and they're a family company.

the 3ds already had some senran games

>>385839183
>No argument
>calling others retarded

Oh my stupid drone

>>385838948
argument wasn't that nintendo games aren't fun. it's that the majority of the games are literally targeted at children.

HOLD UP. only a few years ago, /v/ knew and admitted that nintendo specifically made games for children. this is just true; i play some, too. what happened to this board? was it the election or did normies actually fall for that switch trailer that basically said "PLAY GAMES IN PUBLIC AND YOU'LL BE COOL AND SOCIAL LIKE THESE HIRED ACTORS!"

>>385837672
>NSFW-Style

This is euphemism for titillating without anything actually NSFW, right?

>>385837672
>kotaku
>pretendo shitch
>pinball game and a tech demo
>""""won""""
Bark more.

>>385839434
So are sports

You're telling me you'd rather play a video game console than a Nintendo sporting machine?

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>>385837672
>the Nintendo 3DS used to be the home of the mainline Senran Kagura games
>now the PS4 is getting the next main Senran Kagura game and a remake of the first 3DS game
>the Switch is getting a 10 dollar download only tech demo and a pinball game
I feel bad for Switch owners desu
I guess the PS4 is where the big money is for Marvelous

>>385839698
Sports aren't aimed to child though

kek most of you don't even want this game

>>385839659
They have a word for that. It's called edgy.

>>385839098
Sonyfriends S E E T H I N G

>>385839659
Hand holding and massaging 2d girls isn't explicit, but it's probably not something that should be done at work

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Does Nintendo switch have a single 18+ rated game?

>>385837672

>It's weeb trash

Hoo...ray?

What are some SFW games I can play on my workplace, /v/?

breasts are child friendly

debate me

>>385839971
A game called Work.

>>385839196
>>385837672
This, nintendo allowing ane ecchi game on his sytem its a win, lets see if the game gets released on the west uncersored.
But even if it doesnt reach our land the swicth is region free so we can import the game easily

>>385839394
I know it's pretty empty inside your head, but that anon is implying you are a hypocrite because you think Nintendo is nothing but "shitty games for kids with autism" and yet you buy shitty games for preteens with autism.

>>385839971
Forklift simulator

>>385839867
>B-but Sony

Can you go one day on /v/ without bringing up Sony?

>>385839974
There's nothing to debate.
Breasts are specifically designed, by God, for children.

>>385839974
From a biological perspective, you couldn't actually be more correct.

>pinball
HAHAHAHAA

>>385838061
This game in particular has been announced a while ago. They showed gameplay today though. PS4 is getting SK7 and a burst remake though, so I don't know what OP is smoking.

> NSWF-style

What the fuck does that even mean? NSFW isn't a style you can take bits of inspiration from. Eiher a game has mature content that's not appropriate for a public setting or it doesn't. Can game journalists write one headline without butt-fucking the english language?

>>385839759
Yes they are. They're the go-to children's activity. Most people are indoctrinated at an early age, some as young as 5 or even younger. The vast majority of sports equipment outside of the pros is literally made for children. Even pro sports are child-safe, and almost every pro athletes must be a role model for children or else they're 'bad for the sport'. Even most charity organizations run by those in sports or the sports organizations are dedicated to helping children. Many are aimed at indoctrinating the aforementioned people-at-a-young-age.

It's all run by adults, just like everything else made for children. But it's definitely made for children, and any adult actually playing sports is even more of a manchild than people who play video games.

>>385840250
Gotta get them clicks.

>>385840102
Why are you faggots pretending this has anything to do with Nintendo?

They don't have control over this shit, they aren't publishing it or funding it so they take no responsibility for its contents. When shit like Xenoblade comes out which is their own first party title then of course they gotta mess around.

>>385838061
Gaming journalism at its finest.

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>>385838398
This, its so fucking annoying, a game doesnt have to be gory, extremely violent or sexist to be mature

>>385837909
underrated comment

>PS4 gets a remake of the original Senran 3DS game
>Switch gets an extended tech demo of the locker room harassment feature from the Vita games
>PS4 gets the actual new Senran game which will include whatever harassment features are in the Switch tech demo

uncensored maiden in black when

>>385837672
>posting brian asscrapt """articles"""

>>385840513
>says he hates anime
>references an anime

>>385840532
As usual, idorts are the real winners.

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>>385840403
>Why are you faggots pretending this has anything to do with Nintendo?
How old are you little pal?

>>385840513
I hate Dobson.

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>>385840656
Dobson is the worst human in existence

>>385840314
>actually playing sports is even more of a manchild than people who play video games.

Damn you must be some fat fuck who doesn't have any friends with zero fitness. Go to any astro turf area on a Saturday afternoon and you'll see a adults playing soccer with each othet. Lmfaooo imagine saying playing sports is childish, my sides this is definitely coming from a fatty.

>>385840513
Dobson is just not a good example for this case.

>>385840798
fitness is just a codeword for ultra good goy, carry on fitnessgoy, spend your money on our "bottled water" and "organic food"

>>385840775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgXKUXOgvU

Still my fave video.

>>385839698
>So are sports
explains all the car and beer ads during commercial breaks.

>>385841012
The Minions movie had old popular songs for the parents even thought it was aimed at children. Its so they can grab atention from different types of audiences

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>>385840917
Spoken like a true boogie fanboy.

>>385839757
PS4 users can't feel the tiddy

>>385838398
Because it is. My 9-year-old nephew LOVES Nintendo. He screams anytime he sees the logo on my phone when he sees me play FEH.

>tech demo and a pinball game
Wow, who cares.

NINTENDO WON

>Nintendo Censorship
>Kotaku
>Treehouse SJW
No thanks.

>>385840250
they just mean tiddy focused games

>>385840532
>>PS4 gets the actual new Senran game which will include whatever harassment features are in the Switch tech demo
It won't though

>>385839905
The Binding of Isaac

>>385837672
>NSFW
Shouldn't all games be NSFW like, by default? Who the fuck plays games while working?

>>385839757
its likely there will be another game for switch after the sell figures

>>385840513
>Imagine being so fat you look at a pocket monster and think of fried butter.

>>385841198
let me know when they start airing enough sugar cereals and toy commercials to rival nickelodeon during halftimes before telling me that sports as a product is targeted towards children.

>>385841459
>Poop humour
Try again.

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>>385840314
>adult actually playing sports is even more of a manchild than people who play video games.
I refuse to believe that someone believes this unironically.

>>385840115
That doesn't change the fact that Nintendo games are for kids with autism

>>385841597
>moving the goalpost
try again

>>385838709
I need games with blood and nudity, For mature gamers like myself.

>>385840798
Until the elementary school teams come and clear those losers out.

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>>385841682
I do believe those are all things that generally fascinates teenagers and not adults.

>>385841371
It will have a full VR mode

>>385837672
NIntendo Switch should have gotten the SK Burst remake and SK7 instead. The fact that it won't, even for SK7(which is not stated till next year), is very telling of just how much third-parties trust Nintendo. Those games could had been easily ported to the Switch, yet they won't and its not like SK7 is going to be graphically demanding or use the latest iteration of Unreal/Unity and is being worked just recently, it could have easily gotten a Switch release. Nintendo got snubbed.

>>385839757
Sony has always played smart and because of decades of courting third-parties, they have essentially cemented their place in the gaming market. Nintendo was foolish for years by ignoring third-parties and only recently have they realized they are an integral part for the success of their wonder console.

The Switch can be great in theory if it allowed you to play some console games on the go but if those console games won't be released on it because they are either too demanding OR are timed exclusives for competitor's consoles(again Senran Kagura, FF7, etc) than yes the Switch's appeal will suddenly decline because people will miss out on a bulk of releases and will once again have to purchase yet another system or powerful PC if they want to play the latest games. Or Switch owners will have to wait after a year to play those said games which by the time they do, the latest XX title will come out.

>>385841597

Hey, I'm with you, but americans are very sensitive when poop jokes are in their bible story.

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>>385841839
>the latest XX title will come out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>385841824
>can't fill the tiddy or the ass
Its pointless and inferior

>>385839659
Male sexuality is not safe for socialists.

>>385837672
>nsfw game

Oh my god a game that you can't play at work?

>>385841954
Oh, but World is westernized shit. Didn't you hear? They totally don't want the game. Not at all.

>>385841839
I agree that Switch is a gigantic piece of shit, however, i think it will get more third party support if it sells over 10 millions and keeps selling well, but yeah, overall, Switch will miss the big third party games.

>>385841954
The XX game is coming out though

>>385841954
>not liking too
You know he might think you were actually mad about Nintendo not getting World right? Go like that tweet now so he understand you are happy about XX never coming west.

Is senran good?

>>385837672
>Kotaku
That aside, I'm probably the only guy here who is actually happy Asuka is getting a game just for her

>>385842093
My stance towards World is the same as my stance towards Frontier. I would rather have AIDS

>>385842160
>you are happy about XX never coming west.
I really wanna know where people are getting this

>>385842247
Hell no.

>>385842332
It's too anime. You know, unlike World.

>>385842391
>You know, unlike World.
Is this sarcasm? I seriously can't tell

>>385842307
Well, you'll get neither since you won't ever get laid or play Worlds on the Shitch.

astroturf thread

>>385842441
>Shitch
Fuck off pokebarneyfag you fucking leaf

>>385837909
Love it

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>>385838291
>The NSFW content is literally, and I do mean literally, holding Asuka's hands.
HOLY SHIT, HOW DID THIS GET PAST CERO

>Tfw people are not realising the HD rumble will give you the feeling of holding tits, hands, touching a girl, smacking her ass

Plebs

>>385842440
MHW shitposting has transcended the need for taking sides. It exists, and that's enough to make both sides red with fury.

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>>385838291
>The NSFW content is literally, and I do mean literally, holding Asuka's hands.

>>385841839
>Nintendo was foolish for years by ignoring third-parties and only recently have they realized they are an integral part for the success of their wonder console.
This was 3 fucking generations ago, Iwata bent over backwards for 3rd party devs and they stabbed him in the back multiple times for the effort. They're still holding a grudge over what Yamachi did and it's totally unjustified.

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>>385838291
>The NSFW content is literally, and I do mean literally, holding Asuka's hands.

>>385842989
>>385838291
>Nintendo actually censored handholding out of Fire Emblem in this timeline

Remember when /v/ didn't fall for the better graphics meme
Remember when /v/ didn't dismiss a game for a youger demographic, instead judging it based on its merits as a game.
Remember when /v/ didn't think a game was better just because it had violence and nudity
Remember when /v/ didn't dismiss a game for being "weebshit", "westernshit", or "sjwshit"

I don't because it has been so long ago, fuck this place.

>>385841954
Yeah Nintendo missing out on the next Monster Hunter title is quite something considering the series has usually always been on Nintendo consoles. Not a good sign for Nintendo.

>>385842114
I own a PS4, Switch and PC, and while the Switch's premise of portability is great, and immensely appealing(especially for people who work a lot and don't have enough time to game on home consoles), its lack of variety could kill it. I sure hope Ninty can hype up Super Mario Oddysey because it faces strong competition in fall(the new COD, and other games coming out). If Mario Oddysey isn't able to save the Switch, its up to Pokemon than. If that doesn't work either its another Wii U and I will sell it.

>>385837672
>Videogames
>At work

If you're at home, does it fucking matter?
No.

>>385838556
Yes, but did they hold hands after the rape?
Actually they do, Rodin holds Bayo hand in order to cover her ass.
So yeah, its not the lewdest handholding, but it's up there.

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>>385837672
>NSFW
>Depending where you work
What if I work for the adult film industry?

>>385843162
>its up to Pokemon than
I think its literally impossible for a console with a mainline Pokemon game to flop

>>385843162
I have faith in the Switch because I had no faith in the 3DS but after 2 years it had the best library which just kept on giving.

>>385842247
first two games - burst and deep crimson are great
shinovi versus is alright
estival versus is when you realize just what why even to when you are all up

>>385843162
>I sure hope Ninty can hype up Super Mario Oddysey because it faces strong competition in fall(the new COD
I really doubt Mario and Cod overlap in sale targets at all.

>>385841954
>Monster World XX
>Generic Open world sh*t
>Good
Hahaha, no its crap and will flop hard. It was a snoozefest in E3 and will be at lauch.

>>385842247
Great if you like girls and tits, but gameplay is meh, need to play as your favorite girl if you want it to be decent.

>>385842114
Switch is a decent console with potential but still needs more games.

>>385843079
You're new here?

>>385843282
>Playing video games instead of fluffing those dicks

>>385843341
Yeah you're right. Pokemon games sell in the millions and its the only franchise that would rival GTA/COD if it were a multiplat.

>>385843436
Yeah it will take about that time frame to get games on it. The 3DS had small line up at launch and grew drastically.

>>385843626
Was referring to COD stealing the thunder from the new Mario game because you know, COD is mainstream and normies, and kiddos dig it hard. But Mario may actually sell like Breath of the Wild nonetheless.

>>385843341
>I think its literally impossible for a console with a mainline Pokemon game to flop

hahahahaha

>>385843743
>Generic Open world sh*t
>sh*t
Maybe the switch is for children.

>>385844185
Yeah, laugh at those morons who think it could flop, I'm right with you anon

>>385844185
Not the same anon but its impossible for mainline Pokemon to flop. By the time Nintendo gets a steady stock of the Switch and they sell Pokemon on it, its going to sell in the millions guaranteed.Sun/Moon, which was sold late in the 3DS lifespan, nonetheless sold in the millions and better than its predecessors. Pokemon is by far Nintendo's biggest franchise and not to be underestimated, like I said in my other post, its strength is comparable to COD/GTA and Minecraft.

Pokemon will save the Switch and force/pressure third-party devs to release games on it so reel in sales from the Switch audience. It'll happen in Japan first and eventually in the West, though not all third-parties will make it(this will be because of power-related issues more than sales).

>>385844178
You do know Mario is mainstream and normie too right?

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Wow, woman abuse

>>385837672
>release date 2019 or some shit

>Switch missing out on Monster hunter
>Switch missing out on SK
>will miss out on Persona Q2 tomorrow

Nintendo is finally dead in Japan.

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>>385838178
>Stick one joycon up ur bum
>The other on ur pepe

>>385837672
>won
>Implying The Jew King allows anyone to ever win any amount of imaginary money ever

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>>385838291
>The NSFW content is literally, and I do mean literally, holding Asuka's hands.

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>>385837672
This isn't news at all. This was literally announced months ago in a Japanese Direct. Kotaku proving to be slow once again.

>>385845058
>>Switch missing out on Monster hunter
>>Switch missing out on SK
its not though

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>>385845161
The actual idea is that you can feel the jiggling sensation in webm related thanks to the HD rumble.
Like you're really slapping those thighs.

>>385845058
Persona Q2 is obviously going to be on the 3DS

is Nintendo still going to be dead?

>>385845451
>port of a Monster Hunter that came out a year ago
>a shitty VN and a pinball game

>>385845564
The 3DS is old and busted.

>>385837672
>no SK Burst remake
>no SK7
>instead gets a shitty mini-game starring Literally Who

Nintendo won at being losers. Sony is the real winner today.

>>385845667
Its still a Nintendo system

>>385837672
>literal boob physics
It's over, they won.

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>>385845569
>T-those don't count!

>>385845487
What a time to be alive.

>>385840513
>Butterfry
>so far he sees Pokemon and sees food

>>385845161
>>The other on ur pepe
>on

Clearly you meant IN MY PEEPEE PLACE

>>385845564
reminder that the contingency for PQ2 being made was that PQ1 would get ported to platforms besides 3DS

>>385845923
Well why is it being made then?

>>385846109
for money?

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>>385841954
I was wonering what the fuck was up with those terrible MHW moster designs, now i know what's wrong. The parade of Kekerinos will be similar to that of Nu-Male's Sky.

>>385842989
In parts of Afghanistan and NeoGAF, that kind of behaviour will get you stoned to death.

>>385838948
Star Fox Zero was more frustrating than fun, so 'always' is a bit of a stretch, although I don't have fun with any games lately on my PS4, other than fucking remasters and Dragon Quest Builders

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>>385845921

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>>385838398
i wonder, could it be the awful localizations where large portions of the game are completely rewritten and offensive content is removed?

>>385846671
>nobody dumps this anymore
I'm tired of all these scatfags posting 2 Babies 1 Fox and Exodia

>>385840917
I have never in my life read something this stupid.

>>385847832
is this real

>>385849589
It's no joke.

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>>385850693
>It´s not

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>>385849589
Treehouse is the best at localization!

only unfunny faggots dislike them lmao

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>>385838291

>>385841357

The Switch has no region-lock, so you could just import it from Japan. Also, who said that the Treehouse will be translating it?

>>385851760
>implying that XSEED aren't as bad as them

>>385838291
DELET THIS YOU SICK FUCK

>>385851885

I'm not implying anything.

>>385838178
>>385838061

He wanted to make the shaking of boobs feel as realistic as possible, with the HD rumble. I read this in an interview it was amazing.