ITT describe a video game very poorly, other anons guess what

>>385831189
You're a hopeless faggot trying to save the world bY slaying the gods and demons and monsters that get in your way, even slaying an emalgamation of people at the very end of it. Only to have it all be for nothing as the world fades around you

>>385831189
You must collect all the demon monsters and do battle with fellow demon masters to become to true elite demon master.

>>385831519
Spec Ops: The Line

>>385831189
you are trying to become mayor by killing a bunch criminals.


>>385831519
god of war.

>>385831703
pokemon i guess

>>385831189
deus ex.

>>385831189
it's a manchild's autistic fanfiction, but somehow it's also a very successful franchise.

>>385831703
Shin Megami Tensei

postman pat meddles in politics

Electronics gets eradicated and magic gets discovered as a recovery effort. Magical genetic advancement gets Japan nuked by a rogue experimental creature. Humans declares war on those beings. Post mains.

>>385832223
Final Fight

You fight a god.

You fight as a group of violent cartoon characters who go out of their way to blast eachother to smithereens while suffering from a series of psychoses, whether it's being drunk, being loudmouthed, or being outright delirious.

You and your potentially cannibalistic party members climb this huge fuckoff tower and fight the creator god because everything that doesn't directly concern him is just a big game. Or you instantly kill him with a bugged weapon.

>Early ps2 era game.
>very Contra like except in the city
>First level you fight a ufo
>later on you fight a bioship where a heart like organ is the weakspot.
>pick-up power ups just like in Contra.

Gross lava bug from the future is going to explode out of the earth like a pimple and piss fire down on anybody left on the ground. You gotta fight this gross lava bug.

>>385833515
Tea For 2

>>385833927
Kinda sounds like that game with Andy Serkis called Enslaved, but I'm probably just misremembering it.

A business man gets his vacation to Europe ruined because of the Muslims customs being absolutely retarded while your coworkers are busy dealing with their autistic step brother

>>385831189
You play the sequel to a colorful, brutally difficult game with a lot of weapons and a completely grim ending where you have two weapons, two colors, and a slightly less grim ending.

>>385832376
Dragon Ball Xenoverse?

You play as a member of a team of repo men hired by one of two brothers quarreling over their late father's estate.
Answer: TF2.

Mcdonalds, Disney, Comcast, and many other corporations overthrow the governments and use robots to do their bidding. One game involves giving those robots a shield made out of Metal Gear developers.

You play as an angry monster who teams up with a small boy and a couple mental patients to go break some douchebag's mailbox, eventually discovering the power of love, friendship, and invincibility frames.

>>385832376
Kingdom Hearts.

>>385832376
Kingdom Hearts

The game is a multiplayer game. It's a team game and it's based around the serotonin shot the players get at the end of a grueling 50 minute match.

You play as a thousand year old loli or shota piloting a fleshmech and are asked by your THICC mother figure to commit genocide for basically no reason.

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>>385831189

>>385832376
smash bros

cave story but not

>>385831189
Dude, Sex

You gotta kill these immigrants and immigrant gangsters to free your country from its invisible shackles by following instructions being given to you

>>385836735
Below Story

>>385832376
Your favourite game

>>385836979
>Below Story
no

Space muslims are mad cause space angels chose your people to be the space Jews

>>385831189
Easy. Desu Ex human revolution.

>>385831189
Edgelord kills dogs and ayys

>Get to the end of the map in 1-2 turns.
>A++ strategy. Best general ever.

edgelord kills everyone

Your employers want your hand and your uncle wants your sword, so you have to beat the shit out of both of them.

>>385837740
Metal gear rising

He sucks

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you have an asshole voice in your head that is literally too stupid to know that you were the big bad all along

Your relative gives you and your friends Nintendo DSes that summon otherworldly creatures

>>385832481
F:NV

>>385838540
Mister Mosquito?

>>385831189
A Muslim and a Beta Professor kill some guy you knew for like 5 seconds and steal your tools of trade while you weren't looking you go through the game and you find out that they did that because a completely different guy that was only introduced in the last chapter and has 10 minutes at most of screen time

>>385837740
Mr. Nott Emportant's game

A naked person joins a pest eradicating group, saves a town and helps a cripple get revenge.

>>385839006
devil survivor

>>385839663
Correct

>>385839615
Yes yes

You wake up and decide it's time to become a hobo with a shotgun

You join the police along with a loli, chad and stacey but you get bullied by everyone because another group has done a better job than the police for years.

You realize that socialism is always the correct answer

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70s stereotypes kill each other to the sound of funk music.

well uhh you live downtown and meet a girl and uhh you wake uhhh up and people discuss if they should kill you but then they accept you and a hobo shows you around and you live the nightlife

Guy stumbles in building and travels to other worlds by contacting paint.

your daddy or mommy was an angel and you are overpowered and kill everything countless of times just to get a burger costume for your weapon.

You shoot infected niggers

>>385840785
VTMB

>>385839113
Honestly forgot about that game until now

>>385836735
Undertale

>>385841005
RE5

>>385840795
Super Mario 64

>>385831189
youre the OP, but you actually come from reddit and brinng your shitty facebook memes with you

A giant space head takes you to heaven because it's being consumed by darkness

Russia invades America, and when the Americans think it's over they find out that it has only begun.

you and your friends go kill a bunch of people for a chair

youre a medieval king leading your army to battle when suddenly a car comes out of nowhere and annihilates your knights with missiles. its license plate spelled "pepperoni pizza"

You and some other assholes blast your way through a bunch memes to fight the ultimate Meme Lord and his disappointing as fuck giant monster.

>>385841514
Howdoiturnthisthingon?

You play as a dude who fights with two other dudes and a dudette against other dudes who were mislead by a third group of dudes who are still mad about a brodown that occurred 15 parties ago that resulted in the spilling of 7 kegs.

>>385841560
undertale

>>385831189
Your gay brother, a cat who constantly wants your food, and a bunch of other annoying assholes won't stop bothering you

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>>385831189
Go get something for someone. Oh crap. Demons from nowhere. You start killing demons. Lots of demons

>>385841627
Dissidia?

dude lesbians lmao

>>385842057
nope.

>>385831189
>YOU, ME, GO DO SOME DIRTY WORK
>YOU,ME, DIE
>YOU, ME, YOU CAN´T KILL ME I MADE YOU

>>385831189
Everyone wants your dead grandfather's money

You go to see your gf at her work´s place but everything is fucking up and everybody is loosing it so you spend´s most of the time stopping the floor while trying to leave.

>>385831189
you deliver various quips and jokes while climbing buildings and shooting things in jungles

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>>385842158
It's not your fault simulator

>>385831189
a hipster completly ruins the MCs life and you´re trying really hard to get back at him. also time is beyond fucked in every way possible.

>>385842639
Uncharted?

>>385831189
That version of monster is shit, blue is far superior.

>>385842852
one post above yours

>>385838829
Dark Messiah?

>>385836556
pearljam.jpg

>>385831189
>drinking the low calorie sips
The sugar is half the feeling

>>385842484
Deadspace

>>385843023
nope, think gamecube game

>>385842036
Doom 3

>>385841935
Incorrect

You want to fuck the snake but the protagonist for some reason doesn't want to

dude magic lmao

Reverse-engineer alien technology to get hyper-death squads.

>>385843908
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

>>385843908
MGQ

>>385844046
XCOM

You're a janitor.
Go clean shit.
Okay, you're done.
Hard mode: Work overtime so you can go on the company vacation.

>>385844370
kero blaster

>>385844370
Viscera Clean-up Detail

A terrorist's girlfriend dies, so he goes to a far-off island and finds a rock that he uses to coerce a bunch of knight guys to beat the shit out of the murderer.

>>385844428
Well shit, that was quick.

remove turk + remove baguette + remove catholicism + remove inferior krauts

You're a Japanese girl who just moved to another country. Your neighbors and their friends constantly annoy the crap out of you when you just want to goof around and see things for yourself.

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>>385831189
You live in a city surrounded by walls and have to venture beyond them to slay big creatures as you try to save za warudo with your special powers. Your best friend is a cute, short, blonde boy who you have some considerably homoerotic moments with, and the big bad is actually a relative of the MC.

>>385844195
Yup

>>385831189
Protag comes back home because his mom got killed. Out for revenge, accompanied by his brother and an overweight person who likes to order large amounts of fast-food.

Child trafficking has never been so emotional, or fun.

>>385844862
Pokemon Sun and Moon?

>>385845268
GTA:SA

You gotta be more crafty than that, anon.

>>385845268
what about Ryder, nigga?

All of your friends die.

>>385845301
Yep.
I suppose it could also apply to XY, too.

>>385845528
Far Cry 2

>>385831189
white dude plays dress-up. makes people dissapear for money.

>>385845750
Hitman

You must stylishly clean a variety of environments.
>>385845528
SMT IV: A.

>>385831519
Persona 5

you have amnesia. woman with serious god complex bosses you around makes condescending remarks about you.

Some guy bitches about not being able to explode an underwater tube from the inside.

>>385834110
Chrono Trigger

You help someone save the world from being razed by a fucking nightmare from another realm, only to be remembered as a faceless footnote in history.

Later go on to keep a schizophrenic immortal being from fucking up other immortals and the material world.

>>385841560
Borderlands 2.

>>385831189
You save your brother from snakes that like tarot cards so you can have father approved incest.

>>385846195
Oblivion?

it's a AAA berserk fan game

>>385831189
MC receives unwanted blood transfusion. Go kill some monsters.

>>385844676
EU4 UK

>>385846383
Yup. That was too easy I think.

>>385838540
Kirby

>>385846459
Dragon's Dogma or Dark Souls

you find a cool sword and end up killing either God, Satan, or a robot

You are a mercenary traveling to Latin America to hunt down some faggot, along the way you can help either the government or communist faggots and learn about over 150 different firearms that found their way into that tiny country.

You're a robot lady who has to rescue your creator multiple times because you keep throwing him away.

>>385846762
>dark souls
yeah, didn't play dragon'd dogma

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you died. except you didnt. and you're on a quest to kill yourself because you cant remember shit

>>385840259
Dont Starve ?

>>385846535
almost man, I was thinking EU4 Prussia

with 'remove inferior krauts' being push austria's shit in

>>385847203
Planescape

this game has nanomachines

>>385847007
Mischief Makers?

>>385847007
SHAKE SHAKE

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Your worst enemy eats you alive so you decide to fix him up while you figure out how to escape before you both kill a mental patient

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>>385847232

>>385831519
Final Fantasy X

>>385847350
Bowser's inside story

>>385847350
Bowser's Inside Story

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>>385847567
>>385847530
I suppose that was a bit easy.

>>385846184
Super Metroid

You must collect 4 runes from 4 dimensions in order to face the ultimate evil

The skeleton was made for maximum suffering.

>>385847824
Every Bioware game made after 2002

>>385848134
nope

You play as a possible Lolicon whos a on a quest to save his sister but robots that are clones of his sister, a snake dude, a possible rapist, his brother and his sister who is possessed by the goddess of death do bad things.

>>385838540
luigis mansion

>>385847824
Bravely Default

sit on special chair

>>385847203
Action packed trip to Ukraine: Cheeki Breeki edition Vol. 1

you rescue your daughter from yourself by killing yourself in the sky with a birdbath.

>>385848217
BlazBlue

>>385848325
nope

>>385847203
John Yesterday.

Really good game.

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>>385848523
yes

you fight assholes before your bedtime

>>385847824
Hyperlight drifter?

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while hiding from the goverment you play a game with a bunch of cunts

>>385848823
that's 3 wrong guesses so ill give you a hint: released before 2000

you use time travel to find you father and eventually find out what the games name means.

>>385848948
This is probably wrong, but Thief Gold?

>>385846916
7.62 high calibre

You try to save the princess but she runs off with Chad.

>>385841427
Modern Warfare 2? Could be just about any FPS game really.

you try to talk about this game on /v/, but you always end having people shitposting about how they keep dying to the first enemy in the game who does only 1d6 damage.

You're trying to save the world through murder and your party consists of your best friend who is a major retard,a racist priest,an elf who eats children,a guy who eats(?) children and a kid who can't age.
Oh and things get really fucked up at the end

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You are a guy who knows how to control niggers and reptilians because you learned magic and alchemy and shit. While on a cruise with your wizard friends, you shipwreck on a continent where all the slaves are free and there are lots of rogue, mindless, out of control niggers (and reptilians) don't have to worry about contributing to black crime statistics. You start unravelling some mysteries and explore places as you power up your pack of wild niggers and do typical rpg shit.
I wonder if anyone other than me actually played this.

>>385849091
nah

>>385849387
Drakengard

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>>385849421
>thad

>>385849178
Nah, the tip to the answer was in the second part of what I said

>>385846116
System Shock 2?

eastern european visits america. gets constantly annoyed by dimwitted relative.

>>385848534
bioshock infinite

>>385849807
yup

>>385849934
gta 4

>>385848983
Zero Time Dilemma?

REAL BATTLES THAT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE IN JAPAN
>And here we have a giant enemy demon

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>>385849934
Bowling simulator 2008

>A plumber
>A daddy's girl
>Chickens
>Crazed yuppies
>Evil bosses
>Shower scenes
>Race cars
>Pandas
>A nun

get it?

>>385851485
NO I DON'T FUCKING GET IT

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>>385851485
your train blows up so you go kill a faggot in a mask

>>385847296
You got it

>>385852026
borderlands 2

>>385831189
Three lawyers go on an adventure to save Nepal from its corrupted monarchy.

Bad guys wanna screw up the timeline. Gotta time travel to fix time. Wait none of this at all follows the rules of time travel.

Clone of another video game but manages to be infinitely better than the original

>>385855010
bump, i wanna know what this one is

you are a faggot in a shitty little village and your heart got ripped out someday so you get your waifu and go on a quest to get it back.

>>385853782
aa6 or something

>>385831189
It was all the fucking half elves fault also mah racism

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Your sister wants to fuck you but you are like no way fag because there's this dragon that you wanna bone and your cuck friend tries to resurrect her but your sister kills him and turns into a bird monster with really good tits and she is the final boss

you play with origami and scream someone's name at the top of your lungs until you find them

>>385856991
Forgot to mention that the sister originally committed suicide and there was this little girl that threw flowers around and got squished by a golem before the pedophile could fuck her. Actually there were two pedophiles but one might've been gay so I don't think he would've fucked her anyways. I probably would've fucked her but I'm not a pedophile because in the non canon sequel she's really hot

neet buys weapons on ebay, gets seduced into killing people with them

You have to fight your way in crowds of enemies to stop an arab, a bald man and a clown from doing evil stuff.

>>385856991
>>385857189
w-what game?
and is the sister hot

You get to summon a really powerful demon after fucking a bunch of women, men, and possibly children

>>385834086
metallic bullets

>>385839272
witcher

>>385839927
postal

>>385840559
no one lives forever

>>385857650
It's Drakengard 1. I hope you find PS1 models hot.

You play a discount Cloud that the shit out of robots and explode them with guns.

>>385843972
Magicka

The big bad isn't really the big bad and your quest to kill him ends up making you him.
Easy Mode:
And because of it, the cycle starts anew.

>>385835442
What game?

>>385860054
Gaining Brozouf Simulator with Leg Breaking Minigame

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>>385857650
she's okay looking but that Dragon is a fucking hottie. She even tells the main character to lay down with him and by lay down she means a sexually charged lay down. I wonder what sex with a dragon powered by the blood of its allies would be like haha just asking as a joke

>>385860147
Huh, actually no.

>>385847824
quake

Your friends get lost in the woods and you end up causing a huge depreciation in some local real estate value.

>>385860054
Dragon's Dogma

You cheat on your girlfriend with a demon and now you've got reoccurring nightmares that you almost die in daily but you can't remember them after waking up

>>385860054
Lords of Shadow.

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>>385860337
yes
>>385860389
no
>>385860365
Catherine

>>385857172
Heavy Rain

>>385860438
Correct.

You're a mailman that gets involved in a war

>>385860578
New Vegas

You beat the shit out of fungus men and humans alike as discount Rick.

>>385860739
Last of Us.

>>385831189
youre some kind of god demon in a plane that gets stabbed in the back by a fairy and eventually saves the world but can be a monster at the same time

you wash up on a beach. Some dude gets eaten by a zombie shortly after arriving to said beach.

>>385857507
hatred

>>385860789
Correct

Left 4 Dead 2 but with more paddles.

You kill bosses and they transform into weapons and ask you to take them with you.

>>385859939
no
easy modo:
dude mystery lmao

>>385860861
Path of exile

>>385861013
dead island

>>385861118
correct.

>>385860136
Warframe.

>>385861019
dmc 3

>gets wings
>gets disolved

>>385861125
Correct

Red vs Blue but even more wacky.

>>385861249
yeah boy

>>385831189
You're a single dad on a quest to get his daughter back from his cunt of an ex-wife.

>>385845856
Super Mario Sunshine?

>>385832376
Metal Gear Solid?

A cat and a dog stop a foreign government organization

>>385845856
Dustforce

>>385861784
Garfield's Defense: Attack of the Food invaders?

Protagonist is looking for a job, declines offer from bartender, and goes do a fetch quest for someone else. This later leads to a "save the universe" quest which loops back to the bartender at the start because that was his request to begin with.

You kill Chinese, Koreans and sometimes Russians.

>>385835141
dota

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream in Space

>>385861076
Umineko?

Japanese Stronghold Crusader

You take a bunch of pills, monsters start appearing and after killing said monsters, it turns out you've been killing random people in a drug induced haze

>an endless repeating hell that you can't escape and everyone has a tank

>>385862317
shogun 2

You get on your soaceship on a mission from God, leaving behind a crying family

Your dad dies. You go on a trip. Shit gets weird. You vomit a god.

You're summoned by a goddess to save the realms from evil but have the choice of defecting to evil at the start of your quest

>>385861767
i had the same thought

>>385851485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3z8UK-lmas

>>385862452
Action packed trip in miami 2: gotta get a grip

The eldritch fuckface gods decide to make a relic every girl and dude wants but always ends in disaster or delaying a awfull fate, with the best weapon to fight it being a terroristic orfan that got iself fucked up so hard its at most 10% biological and 90% tech at this point. Best girl is a nurse ninja.

>>385862513
world of tanks

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>>385862452
Afraid of monsters?

it's a really stressful game

>>385862948
Darkest dungeon

You turn into some sort of werewolf and travel the world with an annoying ass sidekick

you're a schizophrenic who hears his waifu in his head and go around killing a bunch of monsters with your best bro until your best bro turns into a monster and you have to kill him but you fail at killing him so you turn into a book for some retard stuck in a cage to read so he can kill your best bro

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>>385863172
diablo 2

You come to America to see your cousin and you're both broke. You do jobs in order to get dosh.

>>385863569
geeteeeayy4

you and your friends get fucking killed by a giant worm

>>385841514
AOE2

>>385863271
No, sorry. That isn't what I was thinking of

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Political leader gets abducted by Ayy's and shapeshifters take the leaders place. You play as a lowly salaryman and must rescue the leader.

>>385863658
You left out the sickass sword duels before that.

>>385863019
ya u got it

>>385845528
Trillion : God of destruction

>>385833026
GG

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Here is a hard one:

Use Bowling Balls, Oil and Fireworks to annoy the opponents

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>>385863628
Fucking terrorists.

>>385863730
Is it that one game with hilariously bad voice acting?

>>385831519
sotn

>>385831703
world of final fantasy

>>385864187
no

>>385846469
Blood borne

A nigga nigs around. Follow the train.

>>385864879
ALL YOU HAD TO DO

>wife disappears
>3 years later she sends you a message
>go look for her well after you should've been over it, knowing its probably a trap
>find her
>she cuts your fucking hand off
>still decide to try and save her, against all odds

>>385865802
Welcome to the family, son

>>385831519
dark souls 3

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>>385862207
correct

>>385862452
Lone survivor

A bunch of idiots try to run a metal deathtrap with no real purpose to it.

You're a kid who has to go inside people to solve their problems, there's a meat circus and a tank boss at one point I think

>>385868593
psychonauts

>>385863172
twilight princess

>>385861595
Mrs Doubtfire?

>>385868703
Got it in one

>>385831189
Little girl uses psychic powers to pine over her crush while he gets put on a fake boat, is fake murdered, and actually murdered.

>>385852026
the aristocrats

You're a hero of some sort who has to take care of five retarded children while avoiding being killed by six other retards

>>385869661
Overwatch.

>>385831189
>drinking cancer

>>385833927
I wanna say FF6 but Kefka did not create

>>385831519
Either Dark Souls 3, SotC, or Jackie Chan Adventures

you're hired by an old fart to fight another you hired by a different old far for a pile of pebbles.

>>385831189
You are some scrub lost in a labyrinth who kills other scrubs and some übermen while chasing some not so scrub who totally digs you brah.

You play as the villian from the last game, fight a terrorist group, and conquer a planet

A jealous lesbian accidentally traps your boyfriend in a magic sword. After this you use said magic sword to try and fail to stop a city from eating itself alive.

A guy with a cool house asks you to steal a rock.

>>385869893
Close-ish. It pretends to be an FF game to lure in people

Everyone is wearing masks and all the butters are killing the guests. You have to save everyone but they still die and everyone is you. All of that while a great soundtrack is playing.

>>385840559
Viglante 8