Splatoon 2

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>>385829703
Small time.

>>385829867
>level 32
Sorry dude I have a life

>>385829867
ugly outfit

>>385829867
>bragging about having no life at all

>>385829867
Such shit gear

>>385829703
This'll be my first professional Salmon Run

What should I know?

>>385829867
no life loser cuck

>>385830004
Someone outskills you in every single area
>I-I-I have a l-life!

>>385830134
Oh, and I do mean pro as in the ranking, not the first time I play SR
I figure I'll get knocked down back to overachiever soon, but I'd still like to give it a go

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>>385830134
You will get a pay cut

Anyone know what the month's reward is? Did it change from the polo??

Does anyone else like the Rapid Blaster?
Its so good but I never see anyone with it.

>>385830004
>anyone worse than me is a scrub
>anyone better than me is a no life autist loser
really inks my turf

>playing on shit team
>getting destroyed
>check map
>team is just cruising around the map trying to charge their specials
>we lose

>>385830385
Pretty much every online game ever anon just shit on them and taste the salt

>>385829703
Picked it up yesterday, having a good time with it. Only a few communication errors so far, no other problems

>>385830203
Has nothing to do with skill. Its time. A level 31 you've played the game at least 100 hours already

>>385830350
I don't trust my aim enough to use it.

>>385830385
>>385829867
>I must brag about my achievements from a children's game because that proofs I'm superior.

>>385830738
>aiming
>with blasters

>>385830203
I was speaking to the level, not the rank.
>>385830248
Nobody knows yet, I'm really excited. It's supposed to be different than the polo.
>>385830212
Not much is different, I for some reason am really good at salmon run so I've been pro every single time it's been open and haven't ranked down. My advice is make sure to play your role. If you are a charger or something similar, make *sure* you are getting those steelheads. Also remember to use your specials. Sting Ray is actually an exceptionally strong special but it's not a panic button. If there are enemies on opposite side of the map, or a lot of flyfish, remember, sting ray will kill anything. Including Flyfish while their bomb areas are closed.
>>385830385
Didn't say you were a no life autist loser for being better, I said you were a no life autist loser for being level 32 already

>>385829703
>naming yourself after the worst Zelda game

Yikes.

>>385830970
but his name isn't botw?

>>385830870
The rapid blaster has considerably less splash damage than the regular blasters.

>>385830970
He didn't name himself Skyward Sword

>>385830970
>>385831064
>>385831108
fuck off

What's the fastest way to derank yourself? I somehow ended up in A rank, and it's not fun at all because I'm clearly out of my skill level.

>>385831415
sabotage your team

>>385831415
Wouldn't you just naturally derank?

>>385831663
Hey omsuksumanjus go translate some jap stage banter, i wanna see what the diff between NA and JAP is

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>>385830004
>>385830103
>>385830903
I used the tickets to level up super quickly, but I also already have ~70 hours. It's surprisingly easy to play a shitload of vidya while also going to work and having a social life, yesterday I spent a few hours helping my roommate clean all the spiderwebs out of our basement so we could make a tiny gym, then we went out and got these things called garbage plates and got groceries. I started a new book and I even have time to drawfag, the only thing is I don't sleep.
But with all that being said, 4chin isn't really the place to be complaining about people with no life.

>people complaining about their teams being bad

You realize that you're 25% of your team right? Unless someone rage quits you have no excuse to lose if you aren't trash

>>385832396
aight fair enough homie. btw you know if there is a way to get more 2x tickets? I spent like an hour farming the 1.5x tickets because my game didnt update to the new version right away, but I'm wondering if there is any way to get more of the double ones outside of Salmon run.

>>385832513
It's impossible to carry 3 truly bad players.

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>>385832513
And?

Reminder to REPORT furries

>>385832593
No good home fries, Salmon Run is the only way. If it helps, levels don't really matter after 30. The primary reason I leveled so fast was because I wanted the Dapple Dualies and pretty much always had ether a x1.5 or x2 boost activated at all times till I hit lv.26.
If it's money you're after, you can actually keep doing Salmon Run after you get your bonuses and just keep getting shirt after shirt after shirt, and when you're done, you can sell them for 4000 gold. That's one way to grind cash if you don't wanna sit through ranked hell.

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So does anyone know what the ink tickets do?

why are aeroshitters always the ones to disconnect in ranked

>>385833132
Food gives a bonus for 20 games I think
Drinks give a slight boost to the probability of an abilit showing up when your clothes level

>>385833132
Increases the chances of getting that particular skill from clothing.

>>385833132
NM just found the drink menu

>TFW 55 hrs and just learning about this

Ketchup > Mayo

Mustard > All

>>385833086
Well only problem is that sometimes Salmon Run decides it wants to give chunks instead of cash for the shirts. Usually that's my go-to for gold though. Feel like I always run out of money so fast.

also, half hour until new Salmon Run reward! No more of that ugly polo

>>385832513
I feel justified in complaining about my team being bad when the results screen clearly shows that I was far and away better than all three of them.

I love all the details in the stages, it's fun to go in on recon and see what all the jellies are doing. Humpback seems to take place inside some sort of REI, lol

>>385830004
I'm 26 and am A/A+ across the board.
He might have no life but you suck brah.

>>385833648
>recon Musselforge Fitness
>in one of the glass rooms, a Jellyfish is training with one of those boxing bag things
>recon Inkblot
>on the walls there are concert posters of Callie

>>385833648
>fall under sturgeon like an idiot
>there's a bunch of jelly construction workers hanging out on steel beams
>fall under musselforge like an idiot
>there's a fucking swimming pool

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>>385833493
a man of taste

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>>385833493
WRONG

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KQRURi7mGo

Why do you people enjoy this game?

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>>385832513

>>385833493
There are more ways for ketchup to ruin food than mayo ever could. People that add ketchup to these things are subhuman:

>steak
>eggs
>meatloaf
>toast
>hotgods
>hamburgers

Mayo also plays well with other condiments. Ketchup takes a nasty shit on the taste of every other condiment. If it weren't for fries it might as well not exist.

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Why is there so many disconnects in this game? Every turf war is a 3v4. Is ranked just as shitty?

>someone on my team finishes a game with 0 points
>assume they were a leaver
>used 3 specials

HOW

>>385834138

It's fun + fresh aesthetic

>>385834395
They DC'd after playing for a while.

>>385834378
holy fuck that's cute

>>385834378
More so. Not because there are more leavers - there's less - but because there are more Roller/Aerosprayfags with sub 300 points on your team and your team only.

>>385831071
It still has a big splash radius though.

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>>385833397
>tfw you learn what the joycon buttons do in the online lobby after playing for 30 hours

>>385834138
Its fun.

>>385834378
Ranked is shitty for different reasons.

>>385832396
>garbage plates
nice choice anon

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Playing a couple matches a day as a rollerfag, what abilities are good for rolling? I'm scrubbing the hell out of my splatfest tee and saving up chunks.

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>>385834138
>you spent time on this video and decided to advertise it on 4chan

wew

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>>385829703
I really want to stop playing this fucking game due to the sheer number of shitters that play that I'm always getting stuck with. Consistently getting put with babby squids who manage to score 200p despite being there the whole match while the enemy team has splatterscope king + 2 aerosprays and the best carbon roller in the world.

>>385830350
Yeah, I like it quite a Bit. Naturally it moreor less sucks at turfing, but since everyone and their mothers uses skillspray, it is not a big deal.

>>385834746
>aerospray
>good
Oh wait, you're talking about Turf War.

>>385833132
Drinks are +50% exp tickets that also increase the likelihood that the ticket's ability appears on gear.

>>385834669
ink saver/faste squid

>>385834378
>playing the game with wifi
>why so many disconnects?
here are the problems:
-playing competitive with wifi is literal shit.
-maybe some dude ragequitted because someone fucked his special up

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>Its a ranked 3v4 turned 2v4 after your team mate left episode.
At least the other team felt pity and just sat with us.

>>385834669
main weapon ink down or whatever

>>385830695
wow that's pathetic

>>385834835
It's enough for them to just casually kill the shitters off consistently the contribute in the 3/4vs1's I keep getting lumbered into while trying to actually do any manner of objective.

>>385834543
Wow

>>385834286
>Hotgods
I can't afford that shit bro

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Post close matches.

>>385834746
I'm sorry if I let you down I'm only 10

I'm a former Pearl fan here, but I must admit it is hilarious seeing her crash and burn. In all seriousness though we cannot give her control of condiment selection.
[Spoiler]memes aside I would favour Pearl but not mayo[/spoiler]

>>385833150
Why do people even disconnect? It counts as a loss anyway and upsets happen all the time in every mode.
I think a lot of the time it's just the Switch's shitty wifi acting up.

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>>385829703
Unlocking all the hero weapons on single player is the worst shit ever. Gets boring super fast. Nintendo should have done so the stage changes for each weapon..

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>When It looks like you loss the match but you win.
The map looks like its cover more in there ink than ours.

>>385834138
You sound like a faggot. Stop shilling your videos.

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>A level 25 can queue with a Level 1 friend
>That level 1 friend can be put on the opposite team of their level 25 friend
>The Level 1 player is now playing against level 15-20 players
>The level 25 is also playing against level 15-20
>The Level 25 is now rewarded for queing with a lesser skilled player by being able to completely shit on his inexperienced friend

Why did anyone think this was good design?

>>385834286
>Hot dogs and hamburgers

>Implying there's anything wrong with ketchup on a hot dog.

I can see an argument for the burger if it is of particularly high quality. Of course, if you're doing that then you might as well make some kind of secret sauce with ketchup AND mayo.

Meanwhile,. people who dip their fries in mayo are subhuman.

>>385835242
Ethernet adapter or bust. Seriously, wireless only Splatoon players are the cancer of online, especially since Splatoon 2 is peer to peer and matchmaking is now regional. Lag is the fault of shitters who don't buy adapters, plain and simple.

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>>385833132
It means you missed the gravy train

>>385835129
I'm thinking about changing my switch name to Barlow just for this game

>>385835242
It's this almost every time. Pretty sure the only people who leave a fucking 5 minute long match are getting yelled at to come to dindins

>>385829867
>not all S+

You got nothing.

>>385835292
>Everyone's advice is always to run towards middle asap
>Half the time no one ever inks base so we lose even when we've got middle
>And even worse, when you lose by mere hundreths of a percent
Nothing feels worse than losing to people who are bad but actually took the time to ink their base.

The Blaster is fucking shit

>>385835516
Please don't be like that irrationally angry capslock fag that shits up these threads

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>>385829703

>go see a buddy
>we eat burgers together
>he's using mayo for his fries
>mfw

I always thought Ketchup VS Mustard was superior until i saw this. Ketchup is still best condiment, now if only the fight was Ketchup VS Relish, i would have picked up Relish in a heartbeat

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>>385835467
Not completely, I actually got 45 food tickets in each category, just didn't know about the drink tickets.

Got 35 ATM and currently level 28, so I think I'm set for now.

>>385835490
Do it bro

Somebody post caps of Marina bullying Pearl

>>385835569
For some autistic reason I thought it was a any type weapon based on it's appearance. Another weapon bought I'll never use.

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>>385835735

>>385835598
Mustard and sweet n' sour sauce are objectively the best condiments to put on your partner's butt cheeks when learning how to provide quality cunnilingus.

AKA eating hamburgers

>>385835770
*was a smg type weapon

>>385835546
It's not worth to ink your base at the start since you have better opportunities once you or someone on your team dies (also helps with charging your special on the way to the middle).
Controlling the middle means the enemy team is restricted to ONLY their spawn area.

>>385835598
Mix mayo and ketchup together for fries.

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>>385835735

>>385835789
Jesus Marina is fucking savage

>>385835467
How did you get 99 tickets!?

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>>385835891
Sicko.

>>385835990
>300 views
ahaha

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SALMON RUN TIME

>>385835839
Believe me I get the logic but if I could count on my teammates to do their jobs this wouldn't be a problem in the first place.

>>385836062
An exploit in singpleyaer allowed you to collect certain tickets over and over. That exploit has been patched

>>385836221
Really?
Fuck I just ate. The motion sickness will kill me.

>>385835367

it me

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>>385836221
NEW HAT

>>385834252
How can you see the number of Splats? Only with the app?

>>385834138
how to resume this post (vid included, i watched that garbage)
>stop playing vidya and act retarded like the rest of the world, y'know, those who don't play vidya all day...
and to resume even shorter:
it's a shitpost

>>385835891
Sour cream + ketchup

>>385836405
If you mean deaths, then yes.
The app also shows you the number of assists, which is the number in the brackets.

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>>385836228
>Its a OCD Roller teammate still inking every corner of the base 2 minutes into the game episode

You fucking Roller fags pissed me off more than the Aerospray cucks

>>385835789
Marina is such a tryhard at insulting Pearl when Pearl isn't even trying. She tries so hard at coming up with an insulting comeback whenever Pearl says something random that when Pearl is actually directly speaking to her she can't come up with anything like in >>385835972.
Kinda makes her cute, but the way she tryhards sometimes is just annoying.

1418-5835-8201

I need A profreshional.

>>385836405
The app shows you the number of times you died, but I don't know why they don't show it at the end of the game

>People still don't understand we have MOON GRAVITY
>Moray Towers every time

STAY ALIVE AND HANG BACK AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, IT TAKES THREE TIMES LONGER TO FALL DOWN THAN IT TAKES TO SUPER JUMP

ASDASDFASF

>>385836681
So shitter's don't have to see their 271p 1/13 K/D score and don't feel bad.

>>385836564
I wish. I'm the guy who has to go back midgame to ink the large ass gaps in our base so we don't lose and I can actually pressure during the last minute.

>>385835420
The wireless shouldn't be as bad as it is, though.
My switch for example is not 4 meters away from my router with direct line of sight and it still only gets 3 bars. It's crazy bad.
They've said they could fix it in a later patch but we've yet to see anything.
Besides, playing online with the switch is already a mess of cables if you wanna voicechat without bringing ethernet into the mix.

>High Tide
>Night time
>Fog

>You've been given a weapon you've never used even once

Jesus Christ I'm amazed we won

>>385835839
Nah. I've been in matches where it seemed like we were stomping the enemy team because we were fucking them sideways on the middle and on their turf, but one sneaky asshole managed to sneak past us and ink our base because no one died to go back and in general no one goes back to base unless they die.

>>385837079
Wireless on your router is essentially a LAN port that is being split between every device that is using it for wireless. If 10 devices are using it, it has to spend time "listening" for those devices, during which time it is not "listening" for your Switch. Compare this t an ethernet cable where if you aren''t splitting then it is simply electrons through the wire.

Even under near-ideal conditions, wireless has more packet loss, which means resending the packets, which means more latency.

Your overall internet speed is less important for online gaming than your ping.

Anyway, unless you specifically have to play wireless docking with wired is better. Trust me.

>>385837079
Are you sure it's your Switch wifi that's getting disconnected? Usually the game disconnects everyone when one player had a fucked up connection. If it's really you, you would be getting the 'pretty suspicious' message.

>>385836607
She's probably told to act that way by the producer and the lines are scripted. She's not serious about it. Marina is a good girl.

Goddamn the Mini Splatling is garbage.

>>385837495
Maybe I just have bad luck with leavers, then because I haven't seen that message.

>>385837551
>it's the weapon's fault I suck

Anyone want to salmon run together?

>>385834286
>eggs
Go fucking die

>>385837647
It's a shitty weapon with none of the advantages of the actual Spaltling.

>>385837551

>want to take the Splatling and lockdown the midfield in RM
>Turns out between the shit tick rate and the weapon imbalance, defending doesn't mean shit when shots can straight up never happen at random, and the only guaranteed kills are getting surprise kills with rapid fire at point blank

This pisses me off so much, that and the fact NOTHING HAS FUCKING BEAKONS. Only just got a weapon that has an ink wall, and it's for a charger, and IT STOPS INK REGEN FOR A WHOLE FUCKING TWO SECONDS AFTER THROWING WHY

It's really fucking hard to play this tactically and not just abuse the 12.5hz tick rate with Aeromeme or Slopbuckets

>>385835770
>>385835569
>Ignore Sheldon
>Ignore the test option
>Ignore the text description on the gun

You deserved it.

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>>385829703
HUNTING SEASON IS UPON US AND WITH NOT SHITTY WEAPONS TO USE(fuckign sniper)!


Read my S ranks bitches

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>>385834286
Excuse me but when I sit down to a nice hotgod ketchup is always on my table.

>>385834543
Does this mean I'll finally get someone to jam with me?

>>385837906
>Still using 2 slot clothes at lvl 26

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>>385834286
>not putting ketchup on hotdogs
Who /ketchupandmustard/ here?

>>385837974
No, because that's not how it works. Thank god too, because we all know people would just start spamming annoying sounds every time.

>>385835990
N O V I E W S

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LOL

>>385838037

I wish onions were available in a condiment bottle form.
Hmm, maybe onion chutney.

>>385837906
>Not using the trislosher

A true shitter.

>>385837901
I clearly stated it was an autistic decision and never implied it was the weapons fault. There's no need to be a dick.

>>385837569
I used to think it was my connection until I played at some other time and never gotten disconnected for the entire duration. Then the one time my internet connection really was messed up and gotten that suspicious message, and finally realize most of the time it really wasn't my Switch wifi's fault.

>>385837906
>>385829867


Its nice to see a fellow super secret society member

>>385829703
i love seeing baby squids painting every square inch at our spawn point so it looks pretty instead of helping. beautiful sight to see :)

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>>385838132
>no need to be a dick.
Sure there is.

>>385835005
How dare you reply to me.

>>385829867
Played 8 hours in total, got a+ in tower, a- in operation goldfish and a- in spkatzones. Another 8 and i am probably in s. Maybe 20 hours to get into s+ (have to practice). It is not that hard and i use shit tier equipment and tentatek. I get good tier at s usually :)

>>385838037
That's like asking "Who /breathesair/ here?" Ketchup and mustard goes on hot dogs. That's a simple fact of life.

>>385837838
You're literally just bad at the game. No one in high ranks uses those shit weapons

I am one of those people who have Problems with the right hand joycon. It regulary drops the signal it seems, so a button press ist not executed or a motion will continue after I stopped. Fuck.

>>385837315
On my phone at the distance my switch is to the router, it says I have 9ms ping.
So unless the switch's wifi is entirely abysmal, it shouldn't be so bad.

>>385838140
I guess I should start venting my frustration outwardly instead of at myself.

>>385838296
Babies first philosophy edgy nihilism is no good reason sir.

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Dualie dual squelcher
Imagine

>>385838263
Ironically, these new players are the natutal bane of Aerospray squids as they're actually there to stop them and doesn't need to spray and pray like the Aerospray does.

>>385832662
Well i did in operation goldfish and towercontrol. Just take control, usually the.noobs will follow. If youbate lucky the opponents are as bad as your mates so try and go for it.

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>>385830103
>>385830165

>On /v/ talking about people having no life when he is most likely one of those very same people exceot he sucks at a game and still cant get good

I have a girl and a part time job and still have time to play video games so why cant you neckbeard fucks find time to get good while sitting on your ass all day complaining you lazy, jobless, loser?!

>>385838492

>Nobody in high ranks uses those shit weapons
Nigga one guy using aerospray is a fucking pain in the arse to deal with if he flanks, and that's final.
If one of your team is a roller or charger, he gets the room to completely fuck you sideways.
And the sloshers are guranteed hell, especially on maps like Moray Towers Splatzones. Get hit and killed when they aren't even aiming at you, almost always guranteed kill exchange at best.

>>385838462
I often hear people say people who go for both at the same time are monsters and that you should pick a side

>>385838109
Actually its the weapon i used to use it,but i traded it in for skilled weapons that require precision and getting good.

>>385838705
>Nigga one guy using aerospray is a fucking pain in the arse to deal with if he flanks, and that's final.
no he's not, and you'd have to be a moron not to see him coming, but okay. How morons like you are too retarded to keep close range weapons away is beyond me

>>385830248
it's a miner's hard hat

>>385838008

>wearing tacky shit that doesn't look good together just to get 3 slots in a game about looking good

Perks dont mean shit when skill is involved you scrub

>>385838705
the only time an aeroshitter is even remotely threatening is when they're using their special

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Where my puritans at?

>>385838929
Arbeit macht fresh

>>385839091
>Using broken S tier crutch weapons

Pick a wep that requires some actual skills sometimes.

brella when

Anybody else use the Nzap85? Yet to find something to replace it though I'm only lvl 13.

>>385838704
Having time and playing a hundred plus hours on a game thats been out two weeks are completely different things

>>385838705
>Nigga one guy using aerospray is a fucking pain in the arse to deal with if he flanks, and that's final.

No, just BACK UP NIGGA

>>385839506
But the aerospray outranges my dualies even after a dodge.

>comm error just when we cleared wave 3

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385839091
>>385839169

Don't listen to this loser, pick weapons that win and leave his whining baby ass behind

>>385838705
The only problem you get with an Aerospray flanking is that you now have to re-ink a shitload of your turf.

>>385839678

You have better DPS after a dodge, and at full range aero can't hit shit

>>385839169
t. slosher user

Which weapon do I use if I don't want /v/ to call me a shitter?

>>385838967
your outfit looked like shit though

>>385839916
>not winning with ridiculously gimped weapons
scrub

>>385839678
that's actually fucking egregiously wrong

>>385840106

>Playing matches you can win with ridiculously gimped weapons

No u

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Alright kids, what's our motto here at Grizzco?

>>385840086
blaster ;^)

>>385840209
"Crew wipe, huh?"

>>385840086

If you don't want /v/ to call you a shitter just get S+

>>385840202
I'm just that good.

>>385839091
Splattershot is cheap and you know it, specially if you played the first game.

>>385839169
Is anything not a crutch to you people?

>>385839091
Hero Replica man, if you're going to use the default at least use the rice skin for it.

>tfw wanna play ranked but can never get good teams at this hours
Life is suffering.

>>385840209
>"Bring eggs to touch the boss' eggs."

>>385840209
"No Unions!"

>>385840337
Inkbrush

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>>385840268

Honestly, all the new maps need to be enlarged, and also need more side alleys.

Currently they are too small, and it's way too easy to corner the whole team in their own spawn zone.

>>385840343
How do I get that again? I haven't played much of the story

>>385840278
this and don't complain about weapon balance until you have, stayed there for some time AND the game has been out for at least a month

>>385840764
You'd have to clear every single level of the game with the Hero Blaster. Since some of the levels require a specific weapon, you have to reply those weapons with the Blaster too.

It'll take you a couple hours if you blitz the levels, probably. The one player is not that long.

>>385840873
replay those levels, sorry.

And yeah, the single player is kinda fun but not really all that hard, especially if you skip a lot of the sea scrolls which are nice flavor but add play time to the level.

>>385840337
>Inkbrush
>L3-Nozzlenose
>Bamboozler
>Squiffer
>Sloshing Machine
>Aerospray (Because how pathetic it is)
>Range Blaster
>Rapid Blaster Pro
>Heavy Splatling
>Hydra Splatling

>>385840337

The weapon they use

What the fuck I had 3 cumm errors in a row on Salmon Run

Do you ever unlock a .52 Gal with a different sub/special?
I like the roller ball, but point sensor is useless playing with random teammates, they don't pay attention to that shit.

>>385840086
Roller
Alternatively, Octobrush

What's the little flag under my weapons? I just switched to the dual squelchers and it says "dry"

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>>385841491
>octobrush
>not the biggest crutch weapon of them all

>>385841017
most of those aren't in the game yet, not to mention that if we're talking first game, splatlings aren't that bad, and you left our inkbrush nouveau and octobrushes

>>385841406
.96 gal is Ink Armor with higher power and faster ink consumption, sub is sprinkler.

>>385841550

How well you're doing with that weapon

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>>385841556
>this anon
>not the biggest C- shitter of them all
Anyone who complains about the Octobrush literally can't aim. All brushes are practivally nonexistant in S/S+, in the original and 2. It has no range, and it can't even hit around corners or over walls like the blasters and sloshers.

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>>385841017

Splatling player here

Splatling is a fucking crutch and I am nothing without it

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>>385841556
Oh shit, you're right!

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>>385841556

>>385841798
That's fine but the inkbrush is objectively worse. You should've just said that.

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>>385840105
>garbage plates
To a trench coat wearing fuck like you,but to people that know how to dress its a basket ball outfit

>>385841574
I tried it earlier in Salmon Run, and enjoyed it, thanks anon, sprinkler sounds a lot more useful for me.

>>385842070
>Another sprinkler crutch user is born
Stay C rank shitter

>glass cracks
>meter shrinks

I hate that so fucking much

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83 Eggs total. Salmon Run loadout is EZ

>>385842060
Basketball outfits aren't aesthetic.
You can have a theme and still look like shit.

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Post your Squids.

>Tfw Wearing this admittedly unfresh combo,

Guess I just like ricing it up while working on my splatfest tee scrubbing.

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>just lost six matches in a row
>including one where we lost by 0.1%

I think I'm done for the day.

>>385842224
I'm already A rank all around, get fucked you scrub
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>>385842060
>thinking athletic gear looks good
you'll literally be barred from entering clubs wearing that shit, you loser

>>385841968
doesn't matter, neither is a crutch, idiot

>>385842434
Statistically unlikely. You dont have to lie to us to be out friend anon because no one will ever like you no matter what

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>Anyone who uses their actual name as their online name is a complete shitter

What is this phenomenon?

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>>385842368

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>when someone goes up the lift with out me.

>>385842851
>Not inking the walls ahead of time

>>385842661
Wish I had saved a screenshot.
Doesn't matter, though. I'm shit at this game.

>>385842661
It's happened to me at least twice since 2 launched and dozens of times in 1.

>>385842368
Is there actually no difference between the Hero Roller Replica and the default roller?

>can still get Grizzco polo
neat

>Salmon Run loadout is easiest its ever had
>people still getting shit on
Guess we can't blame the weapon loudouts anymore

>>385842851
Ink the sides and swim.

>>385842584
Damn bro I never said it was. Calm your shit down.

>>385843760
read the comment chain then, moron

>>385843475
I already got it, but how?

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>Yeeeeeeeerrrrrr!! What's good ya'll?!
Fuck these damn things.

Also today has the best salmon run weapons yet.

Any tips for overachiever? I dropped out last time after getting no wins, and now I'm back.

>>385844081
Came from one of the random rewards

>>385843367
Yeah, it's all cosmetic. Sheldon tells you as much when you're eligible to buy one; the ones you use in single player are blatantly better post-upgrades, but the replica is the regular weapon clad in a hero skin because "they couldn't keep up with his specs"

>Losing really hard
>wonder why
>2 of my team mates have disconnected

Is it me or are disconnects really, really common in Splatoon 2? I feel like maybe a quarter of my games end up being 4 v 3

>>385845085
Guy on the far right takes turf war a liiiiiiiiiiiitle too seriously

>>385844907
Do you live in Australia?

>>385845170
Europe

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>>385834138

>Video extolling the value of getting high and drunk and ramming random broads
>KEK SPLATOON 2 IS FOR KIDZ UR WASTING YOUR LIFE CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.

Wow. Wooooowww. Do me a favor with that view that you got from me, and shove it up your ass.

>>385845169
He might just be trying to level his gear up.

>>385834138
Is this quentin? Sure feels like quentin.

>Grillers on Salmon Run

I genuinely didn't see the appeal of Salmon Run until this shit happened on a high tide

>>385845730
Have you gotten a mothership or glowflies yet?

>>385845503

Pretty sure it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDs72IwC3e8

>3 flyfish in a row during high tide
>Get through it
>2 more spawn within seconds

Should this even be possible?

>>385845730
Did you squad wipe last second and still win by chance?

>>385845812
Glowflies, yes.

The fuck is mothership

>>385846158
I wish that you could attach some custom voice commands to the left and right dpad, so you could say "i'm taking the left" or "i'm taking the right", so that you could coordinate with your team mate and take out the left or right pod respectively

>>385846273
This would solve so many problems with Salmon Run, 2bh

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>>385835990
I've already given you a view with that last horseshit video you posted. I'm not falling for this shameless self-promotion again.

Take a (you) though, you sad farce of a man.

I think if you have the best round on the losing team you shouldn't lose anything.

You shouldn't get 18 kills and carry the rain maker to the 4 by yourself and still lose because your team was playing turf war in rain maker

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>>385846273
I've just learned to wait to see what they do and throw in the bomb a split second later.

>3 teammates throw it in the left
>I make it in the right
>They all missed

>>385835990
Quentin please go back to jail, nobody likes you

>>385846273

I generally try to throw a bomb based on the side I'm on compared to my comrade

Of course, this is useless, because no one else has this idea

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>>385835006
>>385837968

Ya both got me. Kek.

>>385846373
It's a team game, though. What that'll do is make everyone just go for the most kills which isn't conducive to a game mode that involves you taking over a team objective.

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>>385846239
You poor soul. you are not ready.

>>385846185
Yes

>>385836076
mayonnaise is made for mixing things
mix mayo with any sauce for a much improved dipping sauce

>tfw mayo will win
>we'll have a ton of "mayo" fanart for marina

One can dream

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>>385847551
mfw

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>>385847551
>mayo will win

>>385829703
Stupid; simplistic; shallow; wretched graphics. Basically would be an okay free PSN games but as a full price first party release its a damn joke.

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>>385847346
does this ring a bell

Why can't I opt in to get news announcement on the hour? I want to see more of pearl and marina!

>>385841871
Long range player here. Splatling is good but not a crutch.

>>385847772
>mfw I close the game when I'm done just so I can see them when I load it back up

@385847840
TRANSLATE SOME JAPANESE YOU FUCKING DICK, THATS YOUR ONLY JOB HERE

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>>385842681
>that mirror

>>385847551
I went with team ketchup, so you guys are fucked already, my man.

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>it's a Teammates never try to fight for the center of the stage match

Wake up, squid kids.

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>Win one game of Salmon Run and get to 100
>Lose one and get an instant paycut back to where I was before the win
God damn it, team, if you have the Dualies, just dodge through the green shit!

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Highest rank and point total in Salmon Run?
Just got to 200p profreshional. Would push farther, but I gotta go do some stuff around the house

come to papa little egg

>>385850046
Woomy

If I change continents, do I need to change my region or will it just match me up based on ping?

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>>385846373
reminder that cooperation > kills

My team has more overall kills but we still got dumpstered

How does Salmon Run work locally? Do you pick your weapons and difficulty?
>>385850475
People say it goes up to 999% pay grade
But I don't think anyone will reach that for a while, if ever.

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All I care about is getting kills. I want 8+ kills a game. I don't care about inking turf to win, I ink enough turf to move in for the kill, and that's enough to not be last place in coverage anyway. At the start of every round I sprint to the center to catch the enemy team by surprise.
What are the best weapons for getting the most splats? Can't decide between .52 gal, tri-slosher, or octobrush.

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>decent salmon run weps
>paired with shitters constantly

you faggots need to stay the fuck out of profreshional

>>385849080
>it's one guy/gal inexplicbly has god mode on and team wipes us one by one

>>385850898
>How does Salmon Run work locally? Do you pick your weapons and difficulty?
Yes and yes, but you can only use the Salmon Run weapons, not all of the ones available in Splatoon 2. Specials are random.

Difficulty you can select up to 100%, it goes up from there in increments if you continue.

>>385850737
It's always based on ping

>>385834252
Why didn't you push the objective?

How many hours have you guys played ? In at 55

>>385851078
Get to level 10 and do ranked. Kills are much more frequent and important there. It's also more fun.
.52 Gal is the perfect balance of really fuckin busted but not making you look like a faggot

>>385851389
Sorry I just got to profreshional :(

>>385851741
>you can only use the Salmon Run weapons
what if there's no salmon run going on then?
>>385851945
"over 50"
i wish nintenblows had a real activity log
it's like they go out of their way to be as non-transparent as possible

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What's the easiest weapon to use?

>>385851945
35

>>385852185
Aerospray in turf war

>>385850475
290 profreshional.

>>385852236
Trislosher is easy to use, but anyone who calls weapons a "crutch" is a moron. The short range ones that populate lower ranks are barely present at high ranks once people can aim. The weapon balance is really good.

>>385852157
>>you can only use the Salmon Run weapons
>what if there's no salmon run going on then?
I mean that you're limited to a weapon set for Salmon Run, not the four weapons in the ongoing run. Can't remember exactly how many there were, somewhere between 12-16 maybe?

>>385852483
Trislosher is a crutch weapon, sorry pal. The fact that it's got such a huge spread and needs 2 hits, which take less than a second to connect to kill make it that. Most of the weapons are short ranged.

Is it possible to play normal ranked with friends? Playing with randoms is literal cancer

>>385834138
jesus fuck this is the biggest waste of time in my life and I do nothing but watch youtube all day

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Worst weapon in the game?

>>385852719
Don't forget to watch till the punchline where "I am very smart" man shoots "projection man" in the head!

>>385852768
Nah

>>385852236
Aerospray users can be outranged by nearly everything, it's a shit weapon

>>385852892
I'm a roller user and I frequenly find myself just destroyed in a nanosecond by some aeronigger that comes out of nowhere and hits me with all of his shots

>>385852575
>I die to it, so it's a crutch!
if you ever make it to the S ranks, you'll realize how stupid you sound. And so many weapons outrange it. The only problem with it is that it outranges dualies

>>385830004
I'm sure you do and I'm sure you're fucking a Victoria Secret model as well.

>>385852768
>Goo Tuber
>Dynamo Roller
>Inkbrush
Nah

>>385842681
it's children who don't know about playertags/usernames, duh

>>385852719

Congrats, you retard, you gave him views and are drawing attention to it

Manchildren play it to feel "competitive", but its just a game for toddlers. Real men play CoD.

>>385829703
Okay, just got the game today.
I have 3 things to say. (oh hey that rhymed)
1. What the actual fuck are those salmon things holy shit, why are we harvesting their eggs
2.I never realized how fucking amazing the Splattershot Jr. is
3.I don't like most of the shopkeepers this time around, they seem kinda bland compared to the first game.

>>385853151
It also outranges regular/carbon rollers, nova blaster and other short ranged weapons, and also if you get hit once by it you're trapped because there's gonna be enemy ink surrounding you from all angles. It's a stupid, broken weapon that can only be outclassed by longer ranged weapons or VERY accurate shooting from short ranged weapons, while you barely have to point towards your target with it.

>>385853039
Well as a roller you might have to watch out if you run around all over the place, but with the vertical flicks you should easily outrange them if you swim away.

If someone gets so close that an aerospray can kill you without you noticing first you need to work on your situational awareness.

How do I stop being so fucking shit at Salmon Run?

>>385844015
This is why no one likes you Anon.

>>385853708
Stick with your team, spam "this way", always make sure that you have some ink to fall back on, try not to die.

Why doesn't Samlon Run have a Workaholic level?

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>>385841017
>implying any weapon aside from the e-liter isn't a crutch weapon

>>385853434
Those rollers can keep it at bay with verticals, and both the rollers and the LUNA blaster have OHKOs, which the bucket doesn't. What you call "VERY accurate" shooting is just adequate shooting at A ranks or above. It is not broken, but it could use a slight range or fire rate nerf

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What is the worst weapon in the game and why is it the Splattershot Pro?

Shit's harder to use in this game now that Inkzooka's gone.

>>385854203
I've been fucking dominating with it. Sounds like you were literally just crutching on Inkzooka being OP as fuck.

Like really dominating. Like 60-70% winrate just using it today.

>>385853745
Lol, I have a good amount of friends. Most of them not stupid enough to butt into a conversation and start talking out of their ass without knowing the context

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>>385852768
>Now we will never get a pen based weapon.

Does salmon run get harder as your paygrade increases?

>>385854592
yes

When's next Salmon Run?

>>385854513
But the flingza is a pen.

Is it faster to level up in Ranked than Normies mode?

And how do I force myself to use the meme motion controls, just turn them up super high and use it for turning and everything?