*Presses Q*

>>385823604
DIE DIE DIE

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>>385823673
>DIE DIE DIE
Then
*Presses Q*

>*presses Alt-Q*

>>385823604
> not focusing mercy
Yes it's a shit move but people should know better

fun AND interactive

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>01/08/2017
>players STILL don't focus mercy

>>385823806
RYUU GA WAGA TEKI GO FUCK YOURSELF

>It took them this long to patch Mercy sitting in spawn underneath the final checkpoint of Gibraltar to resurrect the whole team

>>385823604
Been playing Pharah lately. I like how in 70-80% of games people literally completely ignore Pharah and I can just slowly glide from one to another and kill them. Getting all golds and potgs without even using ulti ever. People in this game are so fucking retarded it's amazing.

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Mercy is the worst. No skill needed, nothing worthwhile, excepted her rez.
Like the fuck, Ana is way more fun and engaging than this shitty character.
And oh god her mobility is so fucking annoying. Being able to fix bad positioning at will must be good uh?

they should rework her completely, makes her more skillful and give her a better gimmick because fuck this.
Why do Ana and Zen become harder as the climb go on but this bitch is always reliable? A bronze Ana & Zen are completely different from a grandmaster Ana & Zen, who lands better shot (and sleepdart) and over all, they can take the place of DPS, so that makes them really hard to play (changing between DPS and Healer is something to know) the expectations always go up for them, but for this dumb bimbo, the only expectations is to know how to do rez. Fucking cheap ways to win a push. Of course you'd win, you killed two of us during the last gunfight. She completely remove all of the carry potential of the game, because a player may kill 2 guy singlehandedly, but they will be revived along the other.

>>385824079
> stories from gold
entertaining shit

>>385823867
>have to play hide an seek to focus mercy while the other teams is trying to kill you

Never fucking mind the ridiculous invulnerability that she gets when ressing.

Event fucking when? It's literally pointless to play OW outside those things.

>>385824173
You can play as Pharah in the dive meta you know? she is still strong in the upper level, but this time it's only if you're not a retard that stays in the air permanently.
>>385824079
otherwise yeah it's only on gold and even maybe plat that people just don't focus pharah immediately and shoot her down

>>385824183
I know it often can be hard to focus her as she will be behind enemy lines, but if you don't have a genji or tracer then at least you should always have a rough idea of where she might be / come from to pop that ult. Or if you have an offensive one like 76 or mcree you can do the popular "let her res them so I can kill them again move"

I do agree it's a shit ult to play against (it's bad enough she is invincible but the shit charges so damn fast) but I also see people not keeping her in mind when fighting the enemy team

>>385824183
>I cant kill enemies by normal means WAAH WAAAH

>>385824285
I think Lucioball is coming back in the next couple weeks.

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>>385823991
Meanwhile when I play mercy, the entire enemy wants me dead and my team doesn't give a damn

>>385824568
t. one trick pony mercy main
why don't other heroes get invulnerability when ulting? it's such a fucking low risk high reward ult compared to others that it's pure bullshit
not that i play comp anyway, first it was mexican standoffs behind rein shields and then it was the cancerous dive meta, at that point i realized that wasn't the game for me

>>385824912
>muh rein

time to play winston then

Overwatch is shit.

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>>385823604
BUT REMEMBER GUYS THIS ISN'T ASSFAGGOTS, IT'S A FPS!!!!!

>Bitching about mercies in 2017
She only has so many places to hide, (unless shes in spawn on defense) and people should be looking out for her in every single fight regardless

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>>385825738
>he actually plays assfaggots

>>385824432
Now here's a reasonable post.

You are right, sometimes it's almost astounding to see people straight up ignoring Mercy in the middle of a team fight and then going "hurr why won't the enemy die? Must be our DPS' fault". Like Christ man, do you not see the fucking healer with a glowing line attached to your target?

Yet at the same time it is so grating to go through a heated team fight by the skin of your teeth, only to see a flying glow stick setting up for round 2 again.

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>>385824370
>You can play as Pharah in the dive meta you know?
I've been playing Pharah since the game was launched and if you're ignored by the enemy team you're either not doing good or playing against shitters

Most of my games result in the enemy team changing to a dva and/or some hitscans, if they didn't have any, precisely because as Pharah you can wreck an enemy pretty hard

>>385825878
I know the feel
I often feel the need to say to the team "focus mercy" as if they just started playing or something. although judging by their level I'm sure they already know

>>385825838
yeah haha, remember when that reinhardt did a backdoor push through the top minion lane into the enemy ancient?
too bad their genji was too busy farming the jungle to notice, lmao

>>385824718
Then when they are without a healer during the respawn time they complain that they are dying and that they couldn't sustain while the enemy team keeps their healer alive and stomps them. I'm not even a healer player, I play Mei, and your teams are my favorite because I live by the idea of "No Mercy for the enemy."

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>>385824079
t.console player or gold

>metas getting progressively more cancerous and unfun and is even spreading to low comp leagues now
>character diversity has never been lower
>character revamps constantly flopping, intended nerfs turn out to be buffs, game epitomizes Blizzard's trademark see-saw balance that it almost feels like an intentional joke
>devs openly tell people to stop complaining, say they are balancing around "most players" as the game gets progressively more unfun for players of all skill levels
This is unironically the most mishandled Blizzard game of all time, it's actually hard to believe.

>>385827047
I haven't played a game where Pharah is ever ignored
t. gold

>>385824912
>low risk high reward ult
You have to manage, as a slow moving healing character to get from your hidey hole to the center of the point where your team died and the enemy team is all gathered within seconds of the first death otherwise your rez is useless or you die before it goes off.
Just get a genji or sombra after her or stagger your kills so she can't get a game winning 5rez off.

>>385827994
Yeah it's not like you can push a button to accelerate straight to the group of corpses or anything.

>>385824163
>fucking circle wheels we should be using square wheels. Circle wheels are too easy and convinient. Square wheels actually pose a challenge and it takes skill to haul things with square wheels why is this allowed ree.

I can't aim for shit but i'm master because reaper is fucking easy i swear this game doesn't require any skill whatsoever

>game requires skill
>can make a hero completely immune to any form of interaction and damage

Which way, western man?


inb4 someone posts ubercharge which doesn't revive the entire team, can be countered with airblasts and sentries, and only lasts 2 seconds

>>385832286
Never mind the fact that the two other must pick heroes literally don't have to aim. I used to like this game but this sucks, at this point they might as well remove aiming altogether

>>385832620
They're also never adding in scoreboards or anything vaguely competitive despite them wanting it to be an esport because competitiveness is toxic according to the fat hambeast SJW forums.

>>385832693
And it's a game where switching is supposedly encouraged but they reward players for sitting on the same hero. Had a lot of potential as a more modern TF2, but it's a stupid decision after another. I guess they don't mind as long as kids keep buying loot boxes

>>385823867
Who the fuck has time to play hide and seek while the enemy team is in your face trying cap?

>>385823604
>They completly killed Roadhog cause the hook>1shot mechanic wasn't "fun"
>Rez is even more bullshit than it used to be cause of invuln
ok

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>>385832890
That's going to stop when people stop feeling their skins are exclusive and therefor valuable. They're like magpies going after anything shiny; even if they know the skins will come back the majority of them don't care and will only start to after the event comes around again.

I saw it happen with AQWorlds as well a long time ago. It's amazing how in games with no trading people still find a way to be autistic about hats. What you see with that kind of behavior is the Gaia Online community thinking, where people just want to stand out and be unique like the other several thousand people with them. They don't care about playing the game, they want attention and to feel special. Unfortunately we live in a society that has both bred these people and makes the most profit on them. They're literally used like cattle.

>>385830106
>People should be rewarded for their skill and for playing challenging characters
>Durr square wheels
What the fuck kind of analogy are you making here? All you're missing is food.

>>385833476
>fucking banana fags should eat thick skinned kiwis instead if you're allergic all the better

For real though the games TTK is abysmal and it's balanced around casual retards, possibly stupider than steam Q&A testers.

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>>385833438
>They completly killed Roadhog cause the hook>1shot mechanic wasn't "fun"
>Release Doomfist who can 1 shot everyone Roadhog could but even easier

>>385833735
They killed the Roadhog hook mechanic because shitters can't understand placement, overextend and then die.
It's like them nerfing stickies in tf2 because people aren't observant.

>>385823604
>Thank you, Mercy!

>>385827227
Fucking this. How about when a bunch of shitters with terrible positioning all complained about Roadhog so much that Blizzard just said fuck it and made him completely useless. Scatter arrow can oneshot the entire roster except for 4/6 of the tanks, and Doomfist can do basically the same, but Blizzard justifies the Hog nerf with "we don't want characters who can one shot most of the roster." What the fuck is Blizzard doing?

>>385833735
>Release Doomfist who can 1 shot everyone Roadhog could but even easier

Doomfist can only kill 250-hp heroes and ONLY if a wall is nearby.

>>385833863
It's obvious why they did it, but they literally released a character who does nearly the exact same thing about a month later.

Overwatch has gotten so shit that the only thing left to cry about is fucking Mercy? LOL.
D E D G A E M

theres a bug where rein one-shots 200hp characters with one hammer blow

>>385833954
>Doomfist can only kill 250-hp heroes
So could Roadhog. No one could consistently one shot Zarya, so don't bring it up.
>Wall nearby
There are walls fucking everywhere, this is almost never a problem. It's especially obvious during choke pushes.

>>385824718
>my team doesn't give a damn
don't ask them to protect you. Fucking tell them to spread out. that's it. all it takes is a triangle formation to keep you alive 90% of the time and an off healer

>>385834256
>off healer
Lmao you're lucky to get an off tank as your main tank. 80% of my games lately have been 6 DPS squads. In comp you'll get DPS mains fighting over who has to play tank (poorly), and Mercy mains fighting over who gets to play Mercy (poorly).

>>385834235
Roadhog could effortlessly kill everyone with one or two shots. Doomfist can only kill people up to 250 health with the aid of a wall.

>There are walls fucking everywhere, this is almost never a problem. It's especially obvious during choke pushes.

Doesn't matter when you can't maneuver yourself so there's a wall in range behind a target before they shoot the shit out of the melee character with the worst ranged weapon in the game. And you need to spend a few seconds getting your punch strong enough to actually kill the target during which time Doomfist's huge body and low health and vulnerability to all CC and stuns and interrupts means he dies first. Doomfist needs to be able to kill quickly because unlike Roadhog he can't stay alive at all.

>>385834809
>arguing with hog retards

>>385823991
it kills me to them not see his cunt stick poking out corner but they just keep hitting big targets

>>385823991
>>385834949
I always try to go after Mercy first. Problem is that she immediately flies away while/or before I get to her position her teammates rip me apart or she's got someone covering her.

>>385834809
Doomfist doesn't even need a full charge if he's in his best range, which he will be during chokes. And the only way Hog could "easily" kill a >250 hp hero was if his whole team followed up, and that was due more to the hook than it was to his gun. He was absolutely one of the best heroes in the game, but most of the bitching came from shitters who never bothered to learn positioning and preferred to solo Roadhog within hook range (aka asking to die). The fact that Blizzard decided the right course of action was to make him an ult battery incapable of following up on any hooks by himself is laughable.

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>>385834685
>he doesn't have friends to play with who will fill different roles
How does it feel to be a beta cuck healslut?

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>not playing best healer

>>385824718
>themself

Yep, it's the Overwatch community.

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>>385835737
That's not Lucio

>wallride around the enemy team, retard DPSs can't hit you
>soloing other healers and even DPSs it you're decent
>booping people off cliffs/off the point in overtime
>useful ult
>don't even have to actively heal, just flick healing on and enjoy the fun

>>385835352
>And the only way Hog could "easily" kill a >250 hp hero was if his whole team followed up
Why are Roadhog mains such pathological liars?

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>play Mercy because the team needs a healer and my aim is dogshit (so no Ana)
>50% of the time my team assumes I'm a girl and keeps trying to flirt with me

>low health
>8-second cooldown on mobility abilities that don't do much damage
>bad ranged weapon
>hitbox the size of a tank's
>the immediate focus of the enemy team

Once again Blizzard gives us a completely shit character.

>>385835959
I cant wait until after they drop the cinematic when they nerf the shit out of all of luciofags

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>literally predicted all DLCs are going to be "minorities"
>everyone was shitting on this picture

It's kinda funny looking at it now.

>>385836148
Dont forget that the next one is going to be another African American (hammond)

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>>385823991
>go for mercy with winston
>ana pockets her
>try to go for both
>widow pockets the both of them
how the fuck do I deal with this shit I'm only one monkey

>>385835996
>my cousin and sister both play mercy

They don't do that for no reason. Why are you playing a girl role as a girl character knowing men will hit on you?

>>385836250
In that case he'd have to edit the "Blizzard are pros" out of the picture since this would be the most obvious propaganda ever at this point.

>>385836302
Because he is a faggot, whether he knows it or not. Like most Overwatch players.

they should nerf defense matrix. It is total bs, a quick rightclick with little cooldown counters ults and absorbs an infinite amount of damage as long as it's up

>>385836259
you deserve it for playing winston

>>385836259
distract so your team can rape them.
ever see a really skilled winston + tracer play together with good coordination? jesus it's the most terrifying thing in overwatch right now

>>385836148
Why do /pol/ and racists get so upset about a video game not being 100% white American men?

>>385835630
I was talking about solo queue, since most of the thread is too. I played a lot with my brother and some friends, especially for comp. Everyone dropped this game around Chinese New Year, with a little revisit for Doomfist that didn't last long.

>>385834809
>kill people up to 250 health
Did you miss the part where his shotgun deals 400+ damage in one second and is impossible to miss after stunning a dude into a wall.

Every game comes down to who has the better Mercy. It's so boring.

Lost a hard-fought game on Lijang yesterday because the enemy Mercy got two 5-man rezzes in the last round, and our Mercy died with rez almost every single time.

>>385836148
>having neat looking skins is a bad thing
whatever you say, only problem i have is that tracer is a lesbo

>>385835969
How's plat?

>>385836721
Only one who is triggered is you.

>>385836259
>diving in on a mercy knowing a widow is waiting to wreck your shit.
You did this to yourself anon, blind jumps always lead to deaths. Pick your target try and leap on them for more damage. Poke at your target and others around with tesla to charge ult. Peel out repeat

>>385836759
>his team can't focus a tank

>>385836759
Still gotta hit them into a wall and then fire before they use their movement or defensive abilities to negate what you did or their teammates rape your 250 health, and that still requires you being able to line up a wall-impacting punch.

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I want a stealth one-shot character so bad

>>385823991
*hide in spawn*

>>385836861
asking questions=/=being triggered

glad I left /pol/ after a year lmao

>>385836721
>m-muh /pol/ boogeyman
Fuck off reddit

>not focusing the mercy

It's your own fault

>>385836148
Mei isn't fat, Zarya isn't a robot lover, fuck off /pol/

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>>385836990
*locks your ult*

>>385836775
Most skins look like fucking shit and they could have easily come up with something better and more original than ethnicity changes.

There is an infinite amount of themes they could skim through. School themes à la pic related, for example. Something Street Fighter always does.

>>385836148
Notice how this image relies isn't damning on its own, it just relies on you hating brown people in video games.

>>385836919
>still requires you being able to line up a wall-impacting punch
WHICH IS EASY AS SHIT SINCE OW MAP DESIGN IS AWFUL
His shotgun deals 400 damage in a second combined with 200+ wall punch and then, because temporary shields, he just zips away with any of his abilities because his entire fucking kit is mobility. And firing a shot off before a reaper presses shift is easy as fuck since they're goddamned stunned.

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>>385833735
It's funny, in MOBAs like say Dota 2 this is perfectly fine but in a game like Overwatch it's an outrage

>>385837131
a lot of the legendaries aren't ethnicity changes though, and roadhog's islander actually makes sense.

>>385833735
>hear a black man grunting, or even see him hunched over ahead of you
>that's your cue to side step or get behind something
>if Doomfist whiffs his punch then he either needs to go away with his abilities or stay and die because his best trick was used
meanwhile Roadhog was
>get within 20 meters of Roadhog and die almost instantly
i can see his purpose as a tank that's supposed to put pressure on the enemy by just being a huge threat/someone who can dick over the high mobility characters with a good hook, but he was mostly chosen in the big leagues just because of the fact that he can instantly kill one person every few seconds with minimal effort. they shouldn't have gutted his damage though, would've been better to just give the hook a even longer charge time, maybe 10 seconds.

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>>385837096
>Mei isn't fat
She clearly is, and they made sure she is fat enough so even the fattiest fatties can relate to her.

And Zarya is probably the most SJW looking character in video games. At this rate her character doesn't even matter.

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>>385837131
Forgot example.

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>>385836861
>went through the effort of making an entire pathetic infrographic to scream about REEEE NIGGERS
>not triggered

>>385837289
>if Doomfist whiffs his punch
That's a big if already since its hitbox is retarded when combined with OW shite netcode. And even then, he tries again 4 seconds later.

>>385836148
>10 whites (11 with WM)
>3 blacks
>3 asians
>3 robots
>2 from middle east
>1 india
>1 latina
>1 gorilla
11 of the 21 human characters are white and they have cosmetic skins besides the ones that change their race, whoever made that images is just looking for excuses to be angry.

>>385837354
Well good luck we're on the right side of history :) bye bye pol you're nothing but dinosaurs

>>385835959

>don't even have to actively heal, just flick healing on and enjoy the fun

>team dies cause you are fucking around trying to be le dspstanky. lucio mains all need to be pozzed

>>385837289
If they had to gut his damage or his hook, better to gut the damage. The hook is the reason to play him.

>>385837550
I do hope you're not calling slavs and latinos white.

>>385837550
list em by name pls

>>385837627
how's it feels being a right wing tumblrite? do you enjoy being angry all the time?

People still play Overwatch and genuinely think there is a large amount of skill involved, pathetic

>>385828424
Cry some more, shitter.

>>385837354
Damn, what a hungry skeleton.

>>385837227
Not wanting your people getting outnumbered in your own country and media sounds pretty healthy to me. It's how we survived in tribes and clan groups of thousands of years and can be traced to a handful of psychological effects such as the cross-race effect. Also oxytocin which modulates a racial bias and is released in larger doses when socializing within your in-group.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23246533

It's pretty staggering how media has managed to make white people believe "my own people first" is somehow a bad thing..

>>385837730
I enjoy laughing at your stupidity at thinking a mexican ghost is white and that your count is stupidly off.
>mei
>symm
>d.va
>hanzo
>genji

>orisa
>bastion
>zen

>india not asia

Can I just say that mystery heroes is the most cancerous game mode ever conceived? kthanks

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>>385837559
>Well good luck we're on the right side of history :)
>we're on the right side of history :)

Holy cringe.

>>385838092
well your opinion is shit

>>385836721
MMMMMMMMM DADD Y SOROS PLEASE GIMME CUMMIES DADDY SOROS I LIVE SLURPING DOWN YOUR GREASY KIKE DICK, DADDY SOROS, GIMME CUMMIES DADDY SOROS

(((.002 USD was deposited into your account, t. Shill)))

>didn't bother to hunt Mercy
>who had a giant glowing beam connecting to her
>or if she was smart and hiding, it was a 5v6 fight beforehand

Mercy is balanced and you are shit

>>385836570
Nigger, nobody wants to play Winston. He's just really good in the current meta.

>>385837902
Shit argument. Humans used to sacrifice each other because they thought it would keep them alive.

>>385838094
I'm so happy I dropped this game.

>>385823604
>it's too hard for Mercy to use her ultimate and survive
>how about we give her extra health for rezzing people, or more range on her rez, or
>LET'S JUST MAKE HER INVINCIBLE DURING IT

So all of you have written letters to Blizzard demanding the removal of Jeff Kaplan, right?

>>385838248
there's a containment board for you buddy

>>385836861
>you make and post a billboard about how angry you are from Overwatch not being filled with white people
>get asked a simple question
>NO U R TRIGGERED NYAH NYAH

>>385837005
I don't see any intelligent non-retarded people shitting out their titties over it.

>>385838092
That's not elimination, the gamemode that Blizzard is forcing down the arcades throat. when the heck's no limits coming back again?

>>385837105
Is that really a thing now?

>still playing this shitty game

>>385835959
lucio is trash "healer"
fucking useless piece of shit

>>385838330
>well documented physiopsychological science is a shit argument
>comes up with anedcotal evidence and "people were stupid back then" as a counter argument against cultural and physiological solidarity

>>385834898
being legit retard who defends nerf you ruins this game and made it what is now you need to shut the fuck up

>>385838534
Just make a No Limits lobby yourself.

>>385838538
Yes that was fixed laste update.
Mercy can't rez from spawn any more thank fuck

>>385827047
Nigga I'm in Diamond and I still run into some players that will get shredded by her and refuse to switch.

>>385824183
I just give her my hot monkey dick all game to try and shut her down. It usually works.

>>385838620
>we're so terrified of going extinct because all the non-white people are plotting to destroy us all please save us please help us we're so weak and pitiful and frail those big meanieheads want us to die

For the supposed "master race" you people are a bunch of fucking pussies.

>>385838449
I didn't make it. I don't know where you get this idea from.

>>385836259
Play Reaper. Shadow step out of sight to some high place and jump down onto the Mercy. Three well placed shots will kill her up close. Same for Widow.

>>385823604
Your own fault for not focusing on Mercy

>>385838743
What you mean, "you people"? Aren't you white yourself? I'm asking because you would serve as the perfect specimen for why the claim that we are "weak", "about go go extinct", "pitiful" and what else you said isn't far off.

If you are not white, congrats.

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Why are people still playing this? I dropped it after first season and I don't know that much about video games, but even I realized it's overrated trash.

It's funny. The only really good thing about this game is the polishing.

>>385838912
Whiter than Wonderbread and your kind are the reason for everyone else wanting you dead.

>>385838624
Mad hogfag retard :)

>>385839057
Every other race wants us dead? That's a bold claim, no? Wouldn't it make sense for /pol/ to suspect anti-white agendas in media then?

>>385837005
>>385837000
>>385836861
shitposting and falseflagging has been made into an art, /pol/, lefties, and redditors just derail entire threads by pretending to be each other and spout muh bogeyman, or shill, or reddit.

>>385823604
>getting a sextuple rez

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This game makes no sense. Phara and flying pajama ninjaman are so hard to kill cuz they are in the air 100% of the time. Lets introduce another character whos flying around constantly but make sure to nerf all the hitscans.

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>>385837000
>when the cognitive dissonance kicks in because you are addictive to a horrible shit game and you have to decide between devalueing your own culture or a video game and you pick your culture

>>385823991
it's not January bro.

>>385839367
Blizzard cannot balance their games. I thought this was obvious by now.

mercy has a cock

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Doomfist's shoryuken should knock down airborne characters.

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>tfw we'll never get proper Summer Fun skins

>>385839238
Maybe /pol/ should stop getting so angry at fictional characters in children's games.

>>385839051
There are so many equalizers in Overwatch, especially that cooldown for basic weapons and tools, that it's almost imssoble to really stand out from other players.

Also the non-existing physics.

>>385839051
>air-control
>air-control
>air-control
>air-control
what a bunch of nonsense to pad out an already worthless comparison

>>385839517
redditors should also stop bringing up /pol/ every chance they get.

>>385826705
Only people who play assfaggots would even begin to understand what the fuck you're talking about. Go back to dota, cyka

>>385839051
Are you pretty combat effective while you rocket jump around in TF? Because Pharah does that in combat.

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>>385839517
This. Propaganda doesn't matter when it's targeting children, everyone knows this.

>>385839629
>Are you pretty combat effective while you rocket jump around in TF?
Obviously. And that despite being fast and not slower than a tortoise like Pharah. Although Soldier can use the parachute which basically makes him feel like Pharah.

There's nothing to defend about Overwatch except Mercy's character design.

>>385839373
>When you're such a shut in butthurt moron video games that include characters of different ethnicity you start to shake and cry and shitpost relentlessly on the knockoff of a japanese imageboard about "white genocide"

>>385839449
It is. I want to know what the decesion was to make so many heroes be in the sky and so many usless heroes that just stare at flying characters. Like I still dont even understand why sombra has not been tweaked more before introducing fisting bull master. What is the point of having another hero with an out like tracers?

>>385836148
>Black person stays in Africa.
>/pol/ still gets mad
You have a containment board for a reason, go back there.

>>385839794
Christ. People can rocket jump like that while still killing shit. That's too much for me.

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>>385839804
Anon, Blizzard is just a piece of the puzzle.

Of course it's just some shitty video game and won't mean the end of the world, but it's also a shit game and pushing SJW propaganda. No need to sell your soul for it.

>>385835352
Have you ever seen EVERMORE, aka the guy who managed to hit 5000 SR play?
All the dude does is just solo flank the entire enemy team and murder them all. Roadhoag was super powerful, only because he basically was two chars in one. He was blatantly overpowered, and this is what made him so fun to play.

But the issue with Hog is how they handled his nerfs past the hook rework. Like, it's not a bad thing to calm his one-shot capability. But why would you keep the hook, aka his main gimmick, at a 8 seconds cooldown? It makes no sense.

>>385836148
Why is /pol/ so triggered about this?
Also someone spent time making that picture
Someone thought that picture would be useful to anyone

>>385839624
Who else would constantly and incessently bitch and whine about non-white non-males in video games? Sorry, kiddo, if the shoe fits.

>>385839641
>"Don't be a retarded idiot about stupid shit" = "propaganda"

Yet you'd cheer and whoop if there was propaganda targeting children that told them to murder non-whites and women.

>>385836919
The entire game is corridoors, boxed in rooms, and pits/cliffs. Landing a wall stun is easier than landing a meisicle.

>>385839238
>Lefties
Back to /pol/

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>>385840029
>every time it's posted it gets 20 replies by triggered Overwatch tumblrinas
>"REEE, WTF IS THIS PICTURE AND WHO THOUGHT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?"
>"OMG, /POL/ IS TRIGGERED BY THIS PICTURE"

The fathomless delusion is priceless, kek.

>>385840256
>Average /pol/ user

>>385840148
Doomfist's punch doesn't send people very far, and all of the important places are wide open. Also in the chaos of both teams dancing around the point/payload all Doomfist can do is wind up and hope to hit someone.

>>385824718
>Mercy mains
>See anything ever
Oxymoron

>>385833954
>ONLY if a wall is nearby
>in chokepoints the game

>>385827227

Probably the most short sighted devs I've ever seen. The second I saw 6v6 as the ONLY competitive option I knew things were going to be bad. You give heroes too much power while also having too many heroes for a tiny format, you're going to get see-saw balance up the ass. It's like they decided on 6v6 just to chase after the CS:GO/DotA money as per fucking usual instead of creating their own brand of competitive game. Let's make maps tiny as fuck with shitty chokepoints all over the damn place with 1 possible flanking route for the sake of "quick entertaining games." Let's balance the game around flashy particle effects that'll wow the audience with the "big plays" but with even less skill involved than MOBAs. Competitive wankery once again ruined another Blizzard game and it just tickles me watching people still play this garbage for MMR while constantly mad at it constantly because Blizzard addiction is real.

>>385839828
The reason is twofold; number one, Blizzards game developers have no integrity or desire to actually balance the game. They have absolutely no incentive to actually balance the game and bring the other characters up to par because that doesn't sell. Their money is coming from their in-game pseudo-casino, the loot boxes, and they know it. The more characters they crank out, the more their braindead playerbase will practically beg to have their bank accounts voided of money in exchange for a chance to have "teh cool skins xD". It's about volume at this point, it has nothing to do with actually adding to the game or balancing the roster, because lets face it, did the game really need yet another burst focused damage dealer?

Secondly, the retards who gobble up every piece of shit this company dumps into their mouth are willing to put up with poor balance because the majority of them are playing at a low level to begin with, and because their idea of a good game is one that gives them an endless supply of cosmetics, no matter how shallow, repetitive and rehashed they may be, which is why the cast is stuffed full of waifubait trash characters.

>>385840347
Pretty sure that's an Overwatch player and Mei cosplayer.

>>385836148
schizophrenia.jpg
Stopped reading at the point it tried to argue that the vigilante skin turned McCree into a hispanic

>>385840391
hey I'm a mercy main and I see my boyfriends navel all the time!!!! owo

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>>385827227

Haven't played this shit seriously in ages, what's the meta now?

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>>385836148
Why would the most powerful secret organization for tactical combat missions be composed of 80% brown people and girls anyway?

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>>385841014
Diving.

>>385841068
Because Overwatch was a global police force with agents from different countries.

>>385841068
>all those NSF1
Holy shit, this is badass.

>>385837237
MOBAs are far, far less casualized than OW is.

>>385841150
That doesn't explain why former third world countries suddenly have people, specifically women and girls, who can compete with the most intelligent people of the USA and Northern Europe. Unless there are contracts which oblige the different commissions to provide an equal number of soldiers but that's clearly not the case.

>>385839503
This

>>385840790
At least you let everyone here know how much it triggered you.

>>385841524
Because it's a fucking game and it isn't real.

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>>385841068
nice cucked image too bad those pussies are scared of isis meanwhile people from around the world are joining the ypg in rojava and killing salafists

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>>385841639
>make shit infographic
>anyone who criticizes it is "triggered"
too fucking funny

>>385837902
>more oxytocin when around people of your race
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23246533
Damn, I didn't know this. That's quite a red pill.

You can even live longer and heal faster with oxytocin.

>>385823991
Who cares if she can just shift to her team in a picosecond from a small kilometer radius

>>385837237

>near instant hook in an FPS with projectile hitboxes the size of australia
>delayed hooks that often require the chaining of multiple movement items and/or the help of a teammate, requires your team to help you as matches go longer, can be stopped by random creeps, not an instant kill when the enemy gets their own items to counter you, requires intimate knowledge of the map and your own character's movement to pull off quarter of the map hits

Gee wonder why.

>>385841749
And this is why this medium is a dangerous propaganda tool. You are right, it makes absolutely no fucking sense. But children could believe it does. Like this one >>385841150

>>385824163
>they should make an overwatch character require a brain
not gonna happen anon

>>385842179
>propaganda tools
It's just a videogame, get your schizophrenia checked out.

>>385842179
Did you eat paint chips, or just drink it directly from the can?

>>385837289
>if Doomfist whiffs his punch
and then flies way instantly after with his african magic

>>385839373
playing video games doesn't keep me from being nationalist

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>>385842587
*smacks lips*
*dodges enemy team*

>>385839930
And that's why you play baby games.

>watch a couple of the OW world cup VODs out of curiosity/boredom
>everyone plays the exact same shit with almost the exact same strategies
How do people even stomach this?

>>385840148
>landing a wall stun is easier than landing a meisicle
Maybe for you.

>>385833264
your flankers? a mercy with no res value is fucking useless

>>385836259
>Ana pockets her
If their healers are pocketing each other, DPS should be dying.

>>385838250
>Shoot Mercy
>She hits Res before you kill her because it makes her invincible and has no cast time for some reason

>Shoot Mercy
>She flies across the screen really fast to hide behind someone or something and starts to heal herself at a pretty generous speed not taking into account the liberal placement of health kits in the game

>All the while healing loads of health for other people who can actually do something to kill you or someone else on your team

>>385843649
autists like repetition

>>385844434
You're still bad. Nearly every offense hero can kill her before she can get away.

>>385844668

Yeah I'm bad because I'm actually considering realistic gameplay situations in the game we're talking about where it's not as simple as walk up to her and kill her, you're right.

>>385823991
They don't want their character to get nurfed.

>>385823604
Mercy is what makes Doomfist so good

>>385836259
You're not a monkey, you're a scientist.

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>>385842179
>propaganda

it's not direct propaganda. you'd probably say it's even worse, but what actually happens is that they seperate people from their in-group; family and culture in different phases within which the consumer is gradually introduced to modern progressivism and euphemisms such as "diversity". simultanously the product (movies, tv shows, video games, music) is supposed to irritate and provoke people with an inclination for far-right politics and an aversion to "cultural marxism". they are supposed to condemn it and tear it to shreds. this is why you see so many black women with afros now.

now the idea elitists have is that the consumer will decide between the product he enjoys or his in-group. he either has to agree with his in-group and people telling him the product he enjoys is actually bad or he devalues said in-group and decides in favor of the product. dissonant informations which are incompatible with the consumer's fundamental conviction lead to "cognitive dissonance".

of course the intention is that the consumer becomes addicted to the product and devalues his in-group. he could not call himself a proper "conservative" while enjoying media that is displaying multiculturalism, miscegenation or lgbt social movements in the most positive light. he will eventually condemn his in-group. actually pushing an agenda merely happens within a spillover effect.

>>385842652
maybe not you.

>>385844986
>if you like and care about anything other than yourself or your own race you're against us!

Moron.

>>385844986
So in other words the problem is /pol/?

>>385845107
i can't follow.

>>385845119
of course. they're also victims, though.

When all is said and done, Catholic conservatism will prevail. I'm glad.

>>385839367
that's what they're doing so junkrat

>>385845505
to* fuck

>>385823867
>mercy can revive all from the spawn room in Temple of Anubis

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>tfw Zenyatta main
>mfw killing DPS heroes with one charged right click
>mfw transcendence during enemy Genji/Zarya/Pharah/Reaper ults

>>385845963
One of the reasons I skipped this shit game. Making ults 100% useless is just retarded.

>>385844891
the SFM porn?

>>385824718
Mercymain here
I often carry my team because they're idiots who don't know how to play. Very rarely is there an actually good player who can function without my staff on them.

>>385841014
D.va
Winston
Genji
Tracer
Lucio
Mercy
Pharah
Zenyatta
Soldier
If you're above gold these are the only characters you will ever see played.

>>385823991
>Spend 3 years running around the map looking behind every corner whilst Winston tickles your team to death.

>>385846310
>Having ults that counter other ults is retarded
Salty DPS main detected.

>>385839051
Yeah but in TF2 the rockets originated from the right side of your character which makes me want to kill myself.

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>>385836148
now add doomfist with a BLACKED watermark and the bait will be complete

>HotS
>17 heroes added in a year
>at least 8 are regularly used in high level play

>OW
>4 heroes added in a year
>only 1 regularly used in high level play, and now not at all because of dive meta
Are Blizzard games just better when they're not successful?

>>385837548
On flat ground you can literally jump over it

>>385836259
>Both healers distracted from the fight and healing each other

Good job!

>>385836148
>"you guys want more heroes? that's cool"
>gives us a muslim
>gives us a spic
>gives us a nigger robot
>gives us a real nigger
>"don't worry guys, plenty more to come"

>>385846310
>>385846865
Ults are retarded.

>over half the appeal of the game is feeling polished and smooth
>last two heroes added have abilities that feel like your game is lagging when they hit you

>>385846689
Symmetra

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>>385833735
>Completely nerf McCree's right click because shitters dont know how to deal

>>385838248
you're literally a parody of yourself, congrats

>>385847650
I wonder how many "unfair" abilities wouldn't have been nerfed if fags stopped listening to loud music while playing.

>>385838248

What did he mean by this?

>>385846974
use the original, shoots from the middle

>>385847650
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE THESE BADDIES NEED TO LEARN WITH A STUN THAT ALLOWS ME TO UNLOAD MY GUN ON THEM
Literally unavoidable free M2 quickfire to the face
How about you learn to play without crutches for baddies that can't aim headshots?

>>385848000
But it sounds silly.

Also demoman.

>>385839794
Mercy's character design is boring as fuck.

She looks like a stereotype of a MMO healslut

>>385848050
Pot and the kettle. Stop trying to get Jeff to hold your hand little boy

I find Mercy hot but I know 3 guys alone who became traps because they became addicted to the healslut meme
It's weird to think about but this game is actively destroying western civilization

>>385848275
> Talks about hand holding
> Complains his free DPS button got rightfully nerfed
Just learn to aim

>>385848334
Why do you go on the internet to tell lies Anon?

>>385848462
Learn to stop dying

>>385848508
Believe me or don't, all I'm saying is people here seem to be incredibly susceptible to shit that gets spammed over and over again

>>385848605
> Stop dying to something that takes control away from you not allowing you to counter play
kys

>>385848649
Or they were gay from the beginning. I bet you're gay too.

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>>385848649
>people here seem to be incredibly susceptible to shit that gets spammed over and over again
>"Overwatch is totally going to undo our civilization!"
>>people here seem to be incredibly susceptible to shit that gets spammed over and over again
Yeah, you got that right.

>>385847650
the flash/fan/roll/fan combo could kill juuuuuuuust about every single character, incl. tanks. having it be a reliable combo wasn't the problem; the point of its existence was to shut down glass cannon flankers like tracer and genji. but when a character has something in their toolbox that completely outclasses other characters and fills their niches, it gets rid of a core part of the character choice calculus. now perhaps if mccree were a much higher-risk character, having such a powerful combo at his disposal might be acceptable. but mccree's pretty low-risk; he's got accurate long-range hitscan AND a panic button (two of them, in fact) if someone gets up in his face.

>>385848649
>Hangs around with a bunch of gays
>they all turned out to be gay
whoa...

>>385842991
Yeah. I'll stick to fighting games and shit. At least with that there's only a certain motions that need to be remembered. I never knew TF was the ultimate in shooting mechanics. I play the new Unreal Tournament from time to time and feel pretty good about myself, but after learning what TF players are capable of I feel like shit.

TIL Team Fortress 2 is the SSBMelee of shooters.

>>385848860
kek now you're just simply complaining about flashbang. You suck at this game. Learn to counter

>>385848975
All they had to do was reduce the damage it dealt to high health characters or put a longer cooldown on it. Or both. But Blizzard is completely incapable of making fine-tune adjustments to anything in their games, they either take a sledgehammer to it or they overbuff it to insanity.

>tfw unironically only play reaper


The edge is to fun

>>385849130
Why yes, I do believe hard stuns are a problem in FPS games. I'm totally fine with virtually any other status effect except stuns. They take away all your play making abilities rendering you literally useless.
Wanna fight over it?

>>385847329
>Ana is a muslim
sure thing

>>385849289
Learn to counter

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What does pressing Q do in OW?

>>385849502
Learn to shoot at something that isn't standing still

>>385843960
Flankers have to deal with the enemy team, too, and a smart Mercy is never far away, plus that whole "flying around and between allies with no cooldown which lets her heal herself" thing.

Though in my opinion Tracer and especially Mei are far more cancerous pieces of shit that need to be chopped up and fed to pigs.

>>385848975
>Don't run into rompy stompy cowboy boots man solo and you'll destroy him.

>>385849525
reverse image search gives nothing. I implore you to provide the source.

>>385850064

She's underage

>>385850179
Not him but has that seriously ever stopped anyone? In 4chan of all places?

>>385850179
She's been underage for much more time than 18 years. Therefore, she's not underage

>>385849632
pretty much every overwatch "argument" to maintain overpowered characters has been "lol just don't do x". McCree needed to be retuned since the intended purpose of right click was to counter fast moving flankers, it was too good as a tank buster. Now it's good for NEITHER.

Blizzard is incompetent.

>>385823991
>Flies away while regenerating

>>385851898
if anything should be nerfed it's her regen. It's way too good for such a short cooldown.

>>385844986
That's quite the red pill.

>>385841146
tell me about this man, why does he cut inside?

>>385838356
They should of stuck to the plan. They were going to give her a damage boost wave as a second ult but they had to force Orisa out the door so they gave it to her instead.

>>385833954
But its much riskier to charge in then it is to sit 21 meters back and press shift.

>>385852385
And you really thought anyone would have ever used that if Mercy had it?

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>>385835630
If I were born as a girl I would admit it would have turned me on to be a healslut.

Too bad I wasn't even born as a cute trap.

At least I'll try to find a gf that wants to be my healslut...

>>385852941
Yes. Well at least before the dive meta. Would of been an excellent choke breaker. They were talking about 50% damage. That would either force the defending team to back up and wait it out or to die holding the choke and hope they can stagger until they reinforce.

>>385851627
>>385849147
hey no argument here, blizz's balancing always sucks. the point I was trying to make isn't that the nerf was well-executed, just that something absolutely did need to be done to change that combo's effectiveness.

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>>385837354

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>>385824718
Fix'd for ya, m8.

>>385854298
What am I supposed to see around the fingers?

>>385854498
You can tell a fet, retarded tumblrina made the original because Mercy is fat for some reason.

>>385854498
Thanks for the boner.

>>385849502
>ezpz stun>FTH>roll>FTH combo allowng even the shittest of shitters to kill every hero in the game
>including tanks.
>apparently this is a balanced mechanic that doesn't need to be nerfed.

is this bronze

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>>385854605
>retarded
>fet

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I've just wasted 5 hours of my life,
I went from 2402 SR to 2491 2423 SR
I just want to get to plat and stop playing until season 6
It's been like this for a week I'm eating less and losing the will to live
I seriously loathe this game I feel like an abused housewife, but you know what the worst thing is that this is all I have, this shitty game is a reminder that I've nothing else to aim for other than a mid-tier rank in an unbalanced mess of a game.
Fuck Junkrat

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>Play Doomfist
>Just use Charge Fist and one shot people then immediately Shoryuken and E back to safety
>Charge Fist has a 4sec CD

Why is this allowed? This is McCree pre-nerf levels of broken.

>>385855564
*I went from 2402 SR to 2491 back down to 2423 SR
elo hell is having an effect on me

>>385855564
How do I see my SR?

>>385823604
>Nerf roadhog because he had a one shot ability and because reddit and bronzes complained about him
>next hero is Doomfist and has an easier one shot ability and the mobility of Genji

What did Blizzard mean by this?

>>385855868
you erm...you hit play at the menu and it should be there in the middle of you've done your 10 placement matches...

>>385856085
stop copying my rant from the general.

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>>385823991
Some things never change.

gm tracer main here, i feel bad that i play with mercy mains who were platinum on last season. It really sucks.

>>385856331
It doesn't give one for quickplay? I don't do comp.

>>385857048
no SR is strictly for comp sorry

>>385839238
It's honestly more fun than trying to discuss videogames with literal shiteaters.

When the fuck is the summer update?