>happy birthday, anon!

>>385808581
>final level: revelations
Literally the dark souls of the gameboy era

>>385808581
cool thanks dude

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>>385808581
>"WOW! THANKS DAD! GUESS I'LL GO FUCKING KILL MYSELF NOW!"

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>>385809035
>son, wait! You didn't open your other present yet.

The dumb ass? Heh, it says "dumb ass" in the bible.

>flips it on Ebay/Amazon for an easy $500

>>385809035
My dad bought me this game.

I got nightmares over it

>"Get out dad can't you see I'm having gay sex?"

>It's actually real
What the fuck. I always thought it was a joke like KOTH online.

>>385810292
how does it feel to be born past the year 2000

>>385810131
>it looks like perfectly straight sex to me son, since traps aren't gay

>>385808581
>Think this can't be real but look it up anyways
>It's real and goes for about $300
>The ROM hasn't been dumped online yet

>>385808581
>his parents didn't get him the Douay–Rheims Bible for GBA
Hope you enjoy hell, protty

>>385810549
Shit, I'm a dumbass, the ROM is online

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>>385809270
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

>>385808581
Sorry dad but I'm Buddhist remember?

>>385808581
I got the KJV on my Kindle so I guess it's not that different.
>>385810113
>My dad bought me this game
Why?
>>385810462
Are you retarded. I'm nineteen and I've never even heard of this.

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this is the only game my dad bought me without me having to ask

>>385810549
>goes for about $300
all in all, that's a pretty sweet birthday gift

>>385810549
You can buy the KJV at the dollar store though.

>>385809035
Son, suicide is a mortal sin. Obviously I have made the right decision in getting you this gift. I am awarding you extra playtime to get a head start on your reading.

>>385810770
>why

Because it was a videogame.

>>385810929
holy shit man you must have like all the videogames

>>385810770
>I got the KJV on my Kindle so I guess it's not that different.
It's completely different. I'm a purist who hates e-reading but I think it would be much easier and convenient to read a book on a Kindle or tablet than the OG Gameboy. Are you crazy?

>>385810997
I dunno. It's been a loooong time since I ever held a gameboy, but I could read in Pokemon just fine.

>>385811064
iirc Pokemon had huge font to make it readable on the screen and the tradeoff was that sentences were always getting breaks in them.

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>>385811064

>>385811382
You could read the KJV like that desu. It's all one-sentence paragraphs n shit.

Someone post a link to the ROM and I'll post some screenshots of it

>>385811531
So maybe you could, but I don't know why you'd want to when a regular KJV doesn't take up that much space and we have pocket NTs and stuff. Plus that image isn't true resolution

>>385811632
https://www.emuparadise.me/Nintendo_Game_Boy_ROMs/King_James_Bible_(USA)_(Unl)/69062

>>385811671
They do take up a lot of space though. But then, I don't live in Americlapistan, so maybe they've found innovative ways to get around that.

>>385810770
>I'm nineteen

Do you even know what a game boy is, kid?

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>>385811671
>Game Boy could handle the entire Bible
>DS could only handle a bunch of Charles Dickens

Why is Nintendo's tech so shit?

>>385808581
Sorry but I'm muslim. You're gonna be beheaded for this.

>>385811797
My parents hated spending money on games so I got a very old Gameboy Colour from my cousin. Also why I grew up on the S/NES and Gamecube.

>>385811720
Emuparadise may have lost every single first party Nintendo game ROM and most of the other major Japanese publishers, but the dream of emulation will never die as long as I can download a King James Bible for Gameboy ROM.

>>385810770
>I'm nineteen and I've never even heard of this.
well, yeah, that explains why you've never heard of it, millenial

>>385811632
The game seems to freeze whenever you select one of the books, if you can actually get it working please tell me how.

>>385808581

plot twist, you're Catholic

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>>385811851
>worshipping the moon god

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Alright bros, which do I select first

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>>385810770
>I'm nineteen

>>385811973
Bible games

>>385812128
Shepard

>>385810770
>19
So you were 6 when the Gameboy was succeeded by the Nintendo ds. Lmao.

>>385812128
indeed go with shepard

>>385811886
are you 40 or something?

>>385812171
Wrex

>>385812191
I dunno. Probably. The point is I'm born before 2000.

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???

>>385812260
we need help

press start for help

tfw 21 and never owned a gameboy color

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Fuck this game

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>>385812289

>>385812371
git gud

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>>385811973
>>385812128
>>385812260
>>385812371
>it's an actual game

>>385812450
This is too confusing for me.

somewhere there were parents who loved their kid and their civilization enough to buy them this instead of bing bing wahoo and they were ridiculed for this

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Alright bros, pick a letter

>>385812560
N

>>385812516
It's like hangman, genius

>>385812578
i don't understand

>>385811851
this is what the problem with Muslims now a days we do nothing productive and when Europe and US makes us terrorists we just play along and blame them for everything!! do you know 1000 years ago Muslims used to be at the forefront of "science and literature" lots of important scientific discoveries where made by Muslim scholars and scientist during 800 to 1000 do you know algebra was created by Muslims, mathematical discoveries medicine agriculture literature even navigation and star mapping was developed during that period of time!! from that we went on a down hill! we could have ruled the world!!! do you know why we went downhill ? because of one IDIOT named "imam hamid al-ghazali" this idiot found himself in a high authoritative position and tell everyone you dont need math because manipulation of number is the work of the devil! he miss interpreted the meaning of Quran and mislead the Muslims and this lead to us Muslims stepping away from this critical discovery and science to only studying Quran. he stopped us from flourishing. and to this day because of this we Muslims are suffering because of "a long time missing from the forefront of science and technology" which lead us to today's problems (people are misrepresenting Islam! killing their own brothers and sisters) where Muslim leaders are not strong and not even united or help each-others, they have to follow orders from European and US leaders!! and we have to see this stupidity from fellow Muslims it breaks my heart!!

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>>385812575

Oh boy

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N?
Wrong answer.

Sheep are saying baaaaa now.

>>385812718
F

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>>385812014
>>385812191
>>385811886
>>385811797
>oldfags genuinely think they're in the majority when half of /v/ are underage teenagers simply not mentioning their age
>they're also completely clueless and uneducated gen X millennials who know nothing about before their time so they assume younger people also know nothing about anything before their birth

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>>385812603
tfw reading all this

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F?
Wrong answer
We lost a sheep

>>385812812
nice damage control

>>385812817
I

>>385811951
>implying most Christian traditions aren't rebranded pagan rituals and festivities

So hypocritical

>>385811803
This was one of the first roms I downloaded for my DS. Shit was really uncomfortable to read, but the again, I don't like to read comics/books on eletronic devices to begin with.

>>385811803
I read Pinocchio and Gulliver's Travels on this.
Pretty nice in an era before kindles and smartphones

>>385812603
I feel you bro. Happens to everyone

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One more chance bros, don't fuck this uo

>>385812817
I think I'll buy a U

>>385813019
>judging Christianity by the traditions associated with commercialized """""holidays""""" pushed to the masses by faceless mega-corporations and not by the teachings of Christ, the faith of the congregation, or the sacrament of the Holy Liturgy
Back to /reddit/

>>385812603
fresh pasta

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>>385811951
>worshipping a death kike on a stick

>>385810790
You just have to wait nearly 30 years for it.

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>>385813232
U
Fucked up
The sheep are out, it's over.

>>385813241
That reminds me, has anyone pointed out that fedoratheists like to claim the Christians only pick and choose the verses they want to follow (especially when Christians say they don't live under OT law), but then the atheists themselves will take verses out of context to purposefully create a slant or a contradiction that's not there without understanding doctrine?

>>385813325
>death kike
Sound metal.

>>385808581
>king james
>not the message

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OK I think the game is fucked up

This is the answer.

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>>385813019
>implying Jack Chick engages in those heretical Germanic neo-Pagan rituals
Swear to G-d, Slick Nick should have slapped that piece of shit Arius even harder and excommunicated every Germanic piece of shit from the Church that day.

>>385811951
>Those first two rows
>"We already brought Britain to its knees"
Holy shit, this is prophetic

One of the few games my mother bought me without asking at all was Dark Cloud. She just said "It looked like something you'd enjoy."
I enjoyed it a whole bunch
thanks mom

>>385813390
>3 choices for a 14 letter word
Is this an incentive to go back and read the bible stories?

>>385813228
E

>>385813474
You have to accept Jesus into your heart to fully understand the word of BorA.

>>385813474
Bombs are key?

>>385808581
>King James Rolfe

>>385813574
I prefer a 14 word phrase

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The game is literally broken. It's probably the ROM. Can anyone else confirm?

I feel for all the burger anons who had crazy proddie parents as kids. I'm glad that never happened to me.

>>385813762
The letters are being raptured.
Look in your heart and know it to be true.

>>385813762
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

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Which one is your favorite?
Which one do we read first?

>>385813762
Your faith is being tested. Like how that guy couldn't walk on water because he lacked faith.

>>385813762
HAVE ACCEPTED YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR AHOHITE?

>>385813976
mathew

>>385813976
Phil

>>385813976
Do you even need to ask?
>Tit

>>385813886
>level 1
>rapture event already

This game doesn't fuck around

>>385813976
leviticus

>>385813976
Eccl

Everything under the sun has already been done anon.

>>385813976
>Rev

Worst round type

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By the end of this thread, /v/ will have found Jesus. He was hiding in a gameboy game.

>>385813976
>choose your character

>>385813976
Prov

Lets get some biblical wisdom in here

>>385811973
Judges 1:19. My favorite :3

>YHWH can't even beat some iron chariots

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>>385813762
The game is pretty fucked on emulators it seems, probably due to being a shambled together bootleg mess.
On the bright side, the emulator you're using seems to be handling the game a lot better than mine.

>>385811951
Fucking Chick Tract, damn...

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>>385812812
>gen X millennials

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>>385808581
Thank you.

>>385814217
>Stray safe

What did he mean by this?

>>385814284
That you're just a stray sheep.

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Shows over folks, unless another anon has a better ROM , the bible thread ends with this.

>>385814284
it's a registered trademark of nintendo of america, inc

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>>385814421
Your eyes are closed to God's word, anon. I see the text in all its beauty and wisdom.
And it's glorious.

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>>385811803
>that option to have the sound of a train carriage while you read
I don't know why, but that just made reading comfy as fuck.

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>>385808581
>mfw my grandma actually bought me this for christmas back in the day

>>385814217
>>385814421
The developers of this game, Wisdom Tree, actually had to use the powers of god himself in order to fit the entire bible onto a gameboy cartridge.
Each copy of the original cartridge was actually baptized by a legitimate priest, which is what makes the game able to run at all.
While it it was a neat way of working with the handheld's limitations, it unfortunately means the game can't be properly emulated.

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>>385814837
Is that true? I prefer the classic rainy mood, I should try that carriage sound.

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>>385815043
forgot the picture of the weird bootleg cart

>>385814837
I have to try this now.

>>385815117
Looks like its seen a bit of brimstone.

>>385815117
thats a cool looking cart
i'd love a physical copy

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>>385813241
>Someone else understands

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>>385815117
>>385815043
Wisdom Tree were such unethical bastards

They basically slapped a Christian marketing gimmick on their shitty bootlegs

"Super 3D Noahs Ark" was originally conceived as a Hellraiser game for fuck's sake

>>385813643
He's playing the Quran on Gameboy.

>>385811382
I can imagine that boy grew out of shorts and into skirts

The """game""" works fine in higan so far, I haven't ran into fuxxored stuff like the other people playing.

>>385815385
>'Hellraiser was the most graphically complex game Color Dreams had ever attempted, and it required a specially engineered “super cart.” With the help of a San Diego med student named Ron Risley, the team built a new coprocessor—a tiny computer—that added RAM and tripled the Nintendo’s processing speed. This allowed for complex graphics and enemy A.I. that had never before been possible on the NES.'
I'm curious what the game would've been like if they'd actually pulled it off.

>>385815726
Nevermind it's fucked

>>385815351
cute puppy

>>385815765
A really ugly version of Wolf3D and a technical achievement on par with Star Fox
Demoscene guys have been fidgeting around trying to make a Wolf3D-style NES game for years
https://youtube.com/watch?v=po69zgqyFWM

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>>385816106
I'll never understand why the Gameboy could do it and the NES couldn't.

>>385808581
This was no joke how I read the entire Bible

>>385808581
>turns into some sort of super bible nuts
>do literal crusades to wipe out the pagans and infidels out of the city
Deus vult! also Thanks mom!

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>>385813683
Ayyyyyyy

>>385813241
those adapted pagan traditions are wayyy older than corporations

>>385816709
This game rarely goes over 5 fps.

>>385813420
You mean "believing doctrine"

>>385810770
> nineteen
Holy shit. I got herpe scabs older than you. Is your mom single?

>>385808581
You should be glad your parents wanted your soul to be saved, if you don't read the bible, accept God's word as truth, and Jesus Christ as saviour you will suffer the second death in Hell.