Will Samus Returns be any good?

>>385808416
that image is shit.
SHIT

>>385808464
I hate how Samus gets sexualized all the time

>>385808523
Faggot

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>>385808523
Me too

>>385808416
Better question would be. Will Samus being good return?

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Why can't metroid crawl?

>>385809472
prob cuz she's got huge tits and no bra

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>>385808523
oh so you're one of these guys infected with The gays

ewww i heard they can gives you AIDS too
go away shoo shoo

>>385808416

I want to BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>385809472
She's too busy getting fucked by me

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was the Metroid thread not the virgin thread.

>>385809472

when I'm done with her she'd only be able to crawl for days

What do you guys think of tubes?

>>385809865

Sorry for what?

>>385808523
Same here, please post more of this vile stuff so I can send it to the authorities.

>>385809567
I made this edit literally years ago and it's so weird to still see it being reposted

>>385809916
What size tubes?
This is important

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She has some cute feet

>>385808523

Then why do you post here?

>>385810023
>feet

thread officially in the crapper, the feet-fags have arrived

how much longer until I get a gf

>>385808464
It's actually pretty good, amazing soft colors and not oversexualized.

It's funny, once I find a picture decent posted on /v/, an autist screams how shit it is.

Guess people here really aren't much older than 14.

>>385809567
splash woman is cute

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>>385810082
man i would hate to get instantly triggered by things like you do. I guess it is the tumblr years though.

I want to impregnate Samus

>>385810023
Those are the most horribly drawn feet I've seen since, I don't even know.

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>>385810125
Don't worry, we're all going to make it.

>>385809567
The jokes on you

I'm gay and when I saw this thread all I could think about is how much I want Samus to rail me with a veiny horse cock

>footfags

>>385808416

sniiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff

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>>385810323
>"im gay"
>"but i want a woman to fuck me"
which is it

>>385810316
I want her to be my gf

>>385810323
>horse cock

Shit taste

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>>385810082
>>385810370
i like how they bait for more feet. it's like the streisand effect but with feet. either that or they really do start to sniffle and hold back tears while they post.

>>385810316
I don't have friends anon

>>385810243

>samus getting aroused somehow by playing the DS
>big, sexy lips
>obvious cameltoe
>legs bent to a ridiculous angle so you can see her ass and pussy

Cmon dude if you want to fap to it that's fine, but don't pretend it's some classy piece of art

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>>385810285
Old Sammy is old and washed up. ZSS is forever

>>385808523
*without the armor on

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>>385808416
I hope it's good. I'm actually just happy that they're making new metroid games. it's been quite a while. and after that disaster Metroid prime federation force they really need to focus.

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>>385811083
superior version

Might consider playing the original before playing the fan made or the Nintendo remake. Looked pretty interesting, but I've never had the chance to play it.

>>385810243
>and not oversexualized
lmao

>>385811256
>chocolate
no thanks

>>385811256
Needs a womb tattoo

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>>385811206

>Tacky turquoise nailpolish

Footniggers have the worst taste

captcha: click all the pictures of shoes

>>385810427
Bisexual?

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>>385811409
What? you don't like when her toes match her outfit? what about some gold then?

>>385811530
Christ, even worse

>>385811530
you post the worst pics
t. footfag

>>385810427
traps are gay anon

>>385809472
her right hand.. what the hell

>>385811718
Oh my god you just ruined that picture

>>385810243
>soft colors
those are called Pastel colors you fucking pleb
shit values, shit linework

>someone doesnt like what i like they must be 14 im so mature and sophisticated
kys you fucking loser

>>385811718
Not seeing the problem

>>385811718
What right hand?

>>385811810
>>385811718
you blind or something? Right arm is fine, it's just hidden by the leg and it's under the right boobs.

>>385809472
hahahahahahahaha thumb on wrong side of hand
STOP SEXUALIZING METROID YOU FAILURES

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>>385811617
It's like your /new/ or something. the more you get triggered the more they post

>>385811995
That suit is a bit.. tight..

>>385811954
look closer

>>385808416
MATING PRESS

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>footfags

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Do you think she gets very sweaty in her suit? I hope her natural body odor smells like heaven? Imagine cuddling with her, your head on her breast and every breath she takes more and more of her scent fills your nose.

Jesus Christ, what was Nintedo thinking???

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>>385812172
>begging for more foot pics
just google it you new kid on the block.
and quit tempting them to post more. damn it's like you kiddos were never taught to not feed the trolls.

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How do one knows he's a foot fag anyway? I mean, every feet/foot image are hot as fuck but how do you know if it's the feet, because there's also the visage, how the pussy & boobs are made and hidden or not at all sometime even, if it's a footjob it doesn't make a foot fetishist.

How do i know that?
I feel like i am because when i see those smug women feet in stocking in those hentai manga my dick is getting hard as fuck

>Samus will never be your mom

>>385808416
It'll be a case of "It's ok but everything must be compared to X title I like". Which I'll agree with. There's already a few things I detest about it before I've even played it, sadly.

Those being:

>the fucking counter QTE system, it shouldnt even exist (it doesnt have to have a button prompt, before you start your damage control. It's still a scripted event)
>Ugly art style cuz of 3DS limitations
>Boss encounters look to have cinematic trash QTE shit
>Looks clunky as hell (and since its being made by mercury steam you can gaurantee it probably IS)
>The fucking AMIIBOS GOD DAMMIT NINTENDO FUCK OFF WITH THESE TRASH TOYS YOU FUCKING JAPKIKES

>>385808523
I wish Samus' shithole would get remodeled more often.

What does oversexualized even mean?

>>385814732
Not a disgusting obese feminist with blue/pink hair I think

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bump

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brb fap break

>>385812972
when you go from "man this image is hot" to "jesus christ I want those feet in my mouth" then you know a line has been crossed

>>385808416
Probably will be but it looks casualized as fuck and 2.5D is a mistake.

>>385808523
What a faggot.

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>>385819421
>>385809472
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>>385810316
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>>385811256
>same ass images every fucking thread
get some new images or stop creating thinly veiled rule34 threads, you fucks

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>>385819639
i agree. post more feet.

Samus returns vigor to my penis!

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>it's another feet thread
the worst fetish out there next to scat, pissing and pregnant fucking

>>385820393
You forgot to add NTR to that list, anon.

>>385821510
What is she eating?

>>385811718
What right hand?

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>>385811718
oh what the fuck

>>385821741
bait probably, there's nothing to be seen.

>>385820393
>>385820523
I'd say it's one rank above these t.b.h

>>385821510
>>385819421
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>>385816870
>>385812209
>>385812125
>>385811995
>>385811967
>>385811530
>>385811256
>>385811206
>>385811083
>>385810316
>>385810023
>>385809567
>>385809472
>>385808804
>>385808416


Is there any reason to sexualize Samus? Man I dont even find her hot. I find it weird because I used to play her when I was 7 years old.

>>385822164
gay

>>385822164
fag

>>385822164
>>385822258
they're not gay, they're tumblrinas. women.

>>385822164
>>sexualize Samus?

gtfo

>>385810243
The anatomy is fucking retarded.

There is literally nothing wrong with feet.

In stockings / thigh highs / pantyhose / high heels

>>385808523
Thats because you're a faggot

>>385822164
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>>385808523
Man Literally Virgins.

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>>385822164
>Is there any reason to sexualize Samus

>>385822698
Ths Thread is getting more and more cringe by the second.

>>385809865
Good thing you posted here then.

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>Samus will never stuff you into a spare Zero Suit and fuck you senseless with her massive girlcock until you're a brainless babydicked bimbo copy of her

>>385822164
>Is there any reason to sexualize Samus?
What does it even change? She's still a bounty hunter who can handle shit on her own. Just because under the suit she just so happens to be fucking hot as hell makes no difference. What, next you're going to whine about how chicks wear yoga pants at the gym where you can see every inch of their ass and pussy. Be thankful the skin tight clothes is becoming the norm now.

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>tfw already have all these pictures saved
I'm disappointed desu.

>>385822465
this

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Who is this skinny thot, posting some proper Samus

>>385808804

>those gross looking nipples

>>385823420

Looks like she's wearing butt padding

>>385821510
>Ah... So you were by my side the whole time...

>>385821510
huh never seen that one before. is there more?

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>mods don't just instantly delete any thread with the ZS on sight

These are the worst threads on /v/. You are worse than Mario princess faggots. Report and hide.