GRIMOIRE COUNTDOWN THREAD - Final Boss Edition

Looks like it plays like shit.

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Old thread >>385734680

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Cleve will surely not let us down this time

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>>385800359
t. Max Phipps

I know these threads are attracting a lot of hot memers, but I for one will actually be purchasing and playing this game if it comes out. Godspeed.

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>>385800724
>links to an IP address in the URL

>>385800881
>relies on the DNS server to do everything
Kids these days, can't work out anything for themselves.

>>385800826
Grimoire threads actually led me to finally finishing Wizardry 6 and importing my party into 7. If Grimoire is even half as good as 7, I'll gladly buy it

HYPE!!!!
I am literally shaking in anticipation of this game. I don't think the world will ever be the same after it is released.

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>>385801018
I didn't even know about the genre or that I wanted to play it until Grimoire threads here

Why does he think he's a Neanderthal?

>>385798970
>>385798834
> It's the year 2034. After the long grimoire war, caused by the shortage of Grimoire game by Cleve Blakemore, we live in a world with no rules. It's the law of the jungle here, in the country of Australia. The major city have been nuked, the other country wanted to steals Australia supply of Grimoire, but Australia was already going to shit, because male of fertile age started playing it and suddenly saw the light. There were no mores man to mates with because they were either playing Grimoire, fighting for it, or trying to get it. Today, we're in a shortage of Grimoire. We'll have nothing to play. There is no videogame as big as Grimoire. We're all in our basement, enjoying the game and our waifu, but our disk copy of grimoire are getting broken. We can't leave, because there are the tribes of women living outside that are driven by sexual lust because of the lack of men turning their attention to waifu and grimoire, that's how i lost my brother, captured by one of them women and killed himself after being raped two time in a row. Would rather have played Grimoire and fucked waifu than real disgusting women.

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FIFTEEN HOURS

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>being brazilian
>expecting this for ages
>40$
>about 125 hue money
sad to say this but i'll pirate this one

>>385802050
Same

>>385802050
I'm rich and I'm still going to pirate it

>>385802050
600 hours monkeyman

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>>385802050

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Wasn't it August 1st yesterday?

>have to sleep during release because of work next morning
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>385802480
Timezones

>>385802480
Probably just your time zone, it's still the first for me.

>>385802480
you live in a dumb timezone

I can't sleep. What if it actually happens?
I mean I did just sleep for 7 hours but now it's 3 in the morning and I can't sleep

well, if it happens I'll buy it, play it for 0.1 hours, leave a terrible review and then refund it.
but it won't happen and you all know it.

THE INCLINE COMETH

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Grinwah not only delivers 600 hours of gripping gameplay, it also contains an encyclopaedia of life advice to sort your yourself out and attain Neanderthal gnosis.

>>385803532
This is mostly really good advice. Especially the children part.

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>The last living neanderthal

>>385803642
=)

Some info on classes and skills based on the demo

http://www.mediafire.com/file/119kzke6kpzgj0p/classes.rtf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/wvtscy175d7s7yk/skills.rtf

>still no upload info on steamdb
>b-but the site hasn't been updated yet
>last update was a few hours ago
There is no game.

Can someone fill me in on this game? Is it actually supposed to be good or what? im sorta craving a dungeon crawler

>>385804147
No, it doesn't exist

can i play as an 8 foot tall ORC warrior in this and crush my enemies skulls beneath my feet

>>385804174
If it existed would it be a good game?

>>385804005
I have yet to see any of the Cleve-apologists refute this

>>385804147
it's a meme game that will never come out because it doesn't exist. these threads are just platforms to post the insane "developer"s delusional rants on RPGCodex.
play EO or DT2-2 instead

>>385804242
no, what you see on the screenshots is just a texture-modded early Alpha of Wizardry 7, which the "dev" stole from Sir-Tech when he was fired.

>>385800264
Legend of Grimrock is better.

>>385804005
He just prepping the package. Prepare to be BTFO, stupid sapes.

>>385804321
Try saying that outside of an anonymous forum and see how you come out of it. Cleve has successfully sued people for defamation for the exact FALSE and UNTRUE claims you're making now, and I won't hesitate to take you on. Don't test him.

I am waiting for the release date just to see the delusion and disappointment in the posts in the Steam forums.

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What the fuck are these things?

>>385804824
Aliens. Are you blind?

Remember that you only have the first week to get the game at a discounted price.

> I have decided it is just a nice thing to do for people who have been waiting years to play my game if I offered a 10% discount on the game during it's first week. After this ends, I want to assure anyone waiting for the game that Grimoire will never, ever sell at a discount at any time it is on the Steam store ever again. I won't permit it to be sold below it's retail value for any reason. I am too proud of my finished product to permit it to be turned into simply another commodity in a Steam sale. If Valve ever decides that sales of the product no longer justify it having a page then I will move it to another venue - but as the author I will never offer my game at a discount again anywhere.

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FOURTEEN HOURS

> 64 intelligent NPCs with 8000+ Words in Vocabulary

> Chat box with choices
> IA

No doubt this guy is 180 IQ.

>>385804174
>Looks like it plays like shit.
>>385804246
>it's a meme game that will never come out because it doesn't exist.
t. Phippsian "AIDs isn't a real disease" pozzers.
The reason why people actually get butthurt about Grimoire releases is because we know there is a huge game existant due to the demos and superdemos he's released in his trolling career.

>>385804147
see, this >>385804489 is what I meant here >>385804246

these threads are just LE EPIC CLEVE POSTS LOL. the "dev" is an attention horde and retards think it's funny to repost ad nauseam

>>385805221
epik bait my man, I'm sure the game will be out tomorrow!

> All these people sucking Cleve's cock on RPGcodex and Steam forums

And /v/ says that Blizzdrones and Ubidrones are the worse.

>>385805494
Disgusting sape

>>385805390
>epik bait my man
Literally anyone who paid the American't $15 on indiegogo has access to the first 60 hours of Grimoire.

>>385805287
>attention horde
what's that?

>>385805494
>look to the forums that are upset about Grimwah and not enjoying the ride because the author is an icky, possibly ironic, racist
>RPGWatchMeGetCucked, Neofaggotry, Goons
So which one are you?

> 23 years to make a 2D dungeon crawler

Totally not a scam.

>>385802050
I won't even play it, but I'll still pirate it.
Homo-sepiens pride WORLDWIDE, fuck those cromagbetas.

>>385805704
> RPG codex
> upset about Grimoire

Are you retarded?

>>385805581
so where's the game then? it surely isn't going to be on Steam tomorrow, Cleve is still "doing final checks" as per his last post.

he will never release Grimoire because there is no Grimoire. get real

>>385804824
Now I want to believe

>Cleve shitposts about neanderthals for ages
>latest scientific findings point to non-Africans all sharing some neanderthal genes
BB-Bakana!

>>385802050
>sad to say this but i'll pirate this one
you aren't going to pirate this one because there won't be anything to pirate

this has been going on literally for decades. he sets a release date, blows past it, disappears for a while, then comes back with excuses and a new release date. wash, rinse, repeat. And nobody ever learns

>>385805494
Most of these cocksuckers are newfags who found out about the game recently though.
No person who knows about the game's background unironically worships Cleve.

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/meltdown/ when?

It's happening! instead of "working" on his final release, cleve begins to delete and ban in the steam discussions, so even beclevers begin to think they've been speaking to ghosts

lmao still no uploads
guess we gotta wait another ten years

>>385804246
>the game doesn't exist

What about the super demos? They clearly show a game.

>>385807271
They clearly show the Wizardry 7 alpha.

>>385807271
yeah, that's the texture-modded Wiz7 alpha that I mentioned earlier. do you REALLY expect this dumbfuck to create and release a game on his own? come on. he's an attention-whoring meme and the retards on the steam forums just keep feeding his insanity.

>>385807320
>>385807420
Ok, lets suppose he stole wiz7. It still left him with all the artwork and dungeon design. Even if he is being a cheap liar about it, which I particularly don't care, did he really made all the level design/pixel art/texts? Or that was also 've been stolen?

>"you can insult me personally as much as you want and I won't ban you"
>call him a fraud
>get banned
wew

>>385807906
The designs are commissioned artworks of literally whos from Deviantart.

why would I play this over Grimrock?

>>385808119
Does Grimrock have over 600 hours of content? Didn't think so, neanderthal.

I will laugh so fucking hard if he somehow misses this release date too.

>>385808119
maybe because you've already played grimrock and want to play something else? sometimes it is good to have more than one game in a genre

>>385808119
Play the demo

30 minutes in and it already has more interesting and memorable encounter and level design than Grimrock 2.

>>385807098
>cleve begins to delete and ban in the steam discussions
That's just regular Cleve though.

>>385808119
Because enemy encounters are actual fights instead of post-impressionist performance art?

does steam even have any of the game's builds yet?

>>385800264
>Includes tags you've filtered out:Anime
wtf I hate cleve now

It's on now faggots. Get ready for the Second Coming. Nothing will ever match this master piece, it is the peak of the industry and of the artistic creation of mankind and we are all here to witness it. Only a couple of hours...

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>>385802050
>he actually thinks this will work
Cleve knows what you're trying to do and has contingencies to counter it. You'll regret pirating this piece of software.

How about buying it, pirating, and then refunding if it's shit?

>>385808119
Play Wizardry 7. The only difference between Wiz 7 and Grimoire is that the former actually exists.

>>385808738
Cleve will sue everyone who is refunding the game because consumer rights are a big no-no for anglos.

>>385808741
I've shaved off all my hair and have covered my face in ash. I kneel by the computer all day keening over a printout of Cleve's smug fat face. I've pissed and shit myself in abject despair and am too broken to clean myself. I can't get up or move anywhere. I can't keep any food or drink down, but I don't want to be conscious, so I've been butt-chugging bottles of gas station wine.

My boyfriend left me because I broke down and told him Grimoire was more important to me than he was. It's ok though. Cleve is a real man. Cleve will love me. I don't care if he has a big neanderthal head or a weird, lumpy body. I want him inside me, pumping away, propping himself up on my face with his hand, and when he cums in me I want us both to shriek "GRIMOIRE: HERALDS OF THE WINGED EXEMPLAR" in unison.

I will conceive a child. I won't name it because Cleve will let me play what he's made after I let him inside me. I will birth the child while I play Grimoire. It will fall out of me and I won't even notice. It will die some hours later, neglected and on the floor. My party should be level 20 at this point.

So don't you ever fucking tell me I don't have a life. Don't you ever tell me I don't have dreams.

>>385809592
10/10

>>385805597
>attention horde
>what's that?

Tumblr.

>>385804147
>Release Date: 1997

Is all you need to know.

>>385808732
i heard rumors of him going to all the big pirates houses and throwing spears and their house

>>385810459
>and their house
You might think this is a typo but it's not. He actually threw their house.
On top of them.

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>>385810459
>>385810692

>still no physical content on the steamdb page

kek, I'm actually lookin forward to the next excuse

>>385811390
He still probably has a few femtoissues to deal with.

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>>385811390

His boyfriend actually passed out. For real.

>>385811390
>oops guys hit a nano-obstacle, Steam has to review it
>it'll be a few more days
>whoa turns out there's a ton of problems gotta fix 'em :^)

Is it out yet?

>>385811535
It's "passed away". Passed out is when you're unconscious.

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>age stat
no
so no

>>385800724
>it may also prove the worth of online distribution for independent designers and publishers
Oh boy I can't wait

>>385811559
Also funny that he says he works 16 hours a day but still has time to reply 20 times a day on steam and rpgcodex forums

Cleve has posted on the steam forum 3 times in the last hour saying it's coming out

I think it's actually happening guys

>>385811858
Going to be shit. He already announced 3-4 disabled features, and who knows what else will be missing.

>>385811858
It's happening each week, for years now.

>>385811858
see >>385811390

There's not a single game file uploaded by him on steam yet.

>>385811959
I'm pretty sure he will make something innovative for the gaming industry, like trying if he could sell these part separately.

>>385812035
I looked at steamdb yesterday and I swear to god there was an app uploaded there. Today it's gone.
He probably found some more bugs and removed it, or Valve rejected it.

>>385812407
>bugs
*attoissues

>>385812407
Valve doesn't reject

>>385802050
It has literally uncrackable DRM: not existing

>>385802020
who is this?

>>385803884
There is also another one, apparently, for the dice rolls during character generation

http://www.mediafire.com/file/v96h0l5e1zxptbz/rolls.rtf

>>385812584
They probably just check for viruses and bitcoin miners and then let it through.
Actually I think they let a bitcoin miner through once so maybe not.

>tfw I live near cleve
>tfw scared of pirating his game because he'll go Cro Magnon on me

>>385814114
just steal his fanny pack, are you a pussy?

>>385803740
What about his son?

>>385808820
Why are anglos such corporate cucks?

>>385808119
In grimwah you can ride... turtles

>>385815391
In real life you can ride my dick

>>385815451
But in real life you can't ride turtles

>tfw he doesn't update anything not only because he has no game but also run out of excuses and desperately trying to find one.

>>385811486
>femtoissues
Worse, issues with uncollapsed eigenstates that may or may not actually be there. Lucky Cleve is a supergenius who will observe those motherfuckers into bugs or !bugs in only a day or two.

>>385811642
>believing in death
its just a longer unconscious state

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why was I born with a stupid sapebrain? IT'S NOT FAIR I WANT TO BE CRO MAGNON TOO

>>385813850
Pretty sure there's been actual virus being coupled with games and Valve still doesn't reject it, not until too many complain about it.

>>385816265
Yeah, games have been release with uplay

>>385816265
I wonder if it would be possible to release a free to play game on Steam with a bitcoin miner included. You would put it into the description that it has a miner bot and that's how you pay for playing it.

>>385816409
I don't know if bitcoin miners are considered illegal according to Steam's TOA. If not, I don't see why not.
>>385816354
kek

>>385816409
>Implying I wouldn't just pirate your bitcoin miner
You fool.

>>385817190

You wouldn't download a digital currency, would you?

has anyone told Skidrow about this game?

i can't afford it atm

>>385803532

"Eat more fat"

No wonder he's a fatass

>On track to release Aug. 1st, getting some rest before I wake up and put final release version together.
Oh for fuck's sake. It ships in 11 hours and he's not even done yet.

>>385816409
>I wonder if it would be possible to release a free to play game on Steam with a bitcoin miner included.
GPU mining is not viable anymore. You'd make much more money running ads on your game.

>>385817475
You can eat healthy fat.

>>385817672
>15 hours from now
>Seems like I overslept, might as well spend a little more adding more content

>>385817816

Sure but you shouldn't be going out of your way to specifically eat MORE fat. Most people are already overweight and fat has 9 calories per gram, which means they should be eating less fat if anything. Obesity is extremely unhealthy even if you're eating nothing but healthy fat

>>385817816
>Sapes can't even perfectly metabolise saturated fat
You truly are inferior.

>>385814747
if his woman is a filthy sape, then he's only half thal, right? that's how it works?

cant wait to pirate it

Yeah well I want this to succeed solely because of his dedication (if it's real to begin with, of course), 20+ years is no small feat. Some of the fluff he wrote in the super demo was excellent, here's hoping it delivers

Why the fuck it's '2 August'?

>>385818760
Too bad you have to wait, maybe for several decades.

>>385819328
He means 2 Augusts from now

>those tags
Why stop now?

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>>385819547
Shut up

>>385819328
timezones

>>385800264
I sincerely hope he just releases the old demo on Steam and by the time anyone plays long enough to find out he takes it back down again.

>>385819883
>He takes it back down
No he'd just claim there are yocto-issues preventing progression and spend 30 more years "fixing" it until his eventual death from diabetes.

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>>385803532
>Bastiat

>>385819795
but it was 1 August at the morning(??)
oh boy here we go again

>>385820096
>yocto
Fucking hell these threads are teaching me more prefixes than chemistry class ever did

>>385800264
So, basically, it's the Duke Nukem Forever of RPGs?

>>385817672
>not viable anymore
But it's not you who's paying the electricity bill.

>>385820384
More like the Half Life 3 of RPGs, because neither game will ever see the light of day.

>>385820216
It keeps switching for some reason, it's weird.
But Cleve will deliver, don't sweat it, really.

>>385815495
But my dick can turtle when I am too shy.

>>385820384
Except that DNF actually got released.

>>385820384
More like the Otome Function of RPGs.

>>385808428
I dunno anon post-impressionistic performance art kinda sounds pretty interesting.

>>385820678
But in real life you can't ride turtles.

>>385804479

Game dev here.

There is NO REASON that you wouldn't upload test builds to steam. The man is lying. He has no game. You would 100% be testing Steam SDK integration for weeks before launch. He is fucked if he uploads today (Steam SDK bugs) or he delays and is fucked.

Either way Cleve is fucked.

>>385818058
Keto diet, son!

>>385820905
At least he can blame steamworks nanoissues.

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>>385820895
Sure you can, it's just illegal these days.

>>385820905
> Game dev here

Nice try. Back to your Game Salad prototype and let the adults talk.

>>385821186
So, you can't ride turtles in real life.

>>385821302
Fuck the police, I'll ride a turtle and you can't stop me.

>>385820905
Except Cleve isn't a stupid sape like yourself and doesn't need to worry about bugged SDK integration.

>>385821302
Fuck you, I'd download a turtle.

>>385821302
I can rob a bank while riding a turtle you autist. It wouldn't have to be illegal if it was impossible

>>385820905
Imagine having the game delayed for couple of week due to SDK bug.

>>385821556
Come on, that kind of thing takes years to sort out.

>>385821641
>The SDK that they supplied is buggy, so i request them to fix that
>Until then, i'll delay the game
Release Date: TBA

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FUCK TURTLEFAGS
WATER IS FOR PRE-CARBONIFEROUS LOSERS WHO SHOULD STAY IN THEIR DEVONIAN HELL
THE SUPERIOR CARAPACED REPTILE IS THE TORTOISE
IT EATS TASTY LAND FOODS AND DOESN'T NEED SHITTY SEA FOOD
GO AHEAD AND TRY LIVING IN THE WATER LIKE A TURTLE
YOU'LL DROWN BECAUSE WATER IS FOR UNEVOLVED FAGS

TORTOISE MASTER REPTILE

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>>385800264
If you want to learn more about Cleve's history, here is an interesting interview with Robert Sirotek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS2GCyI9v7w&t=436

>>385822036
>tortoise
>reptile
lol theyre amphibian

>>385814114
He's a neanderthal, you silly sape. He cannot go cro-fagnon on you even if he wanted, which he never will.

>>385815324
Billions and billions of dollars are spent by companies every year indoctrinating children to make them think corporations are their friends. Every generation is more brand loyal than the last. People spend so much time communicating with strangers through the net that they think of all friends as faceless non-entities, so a company is just one more. If an accurate statement about the state of things could be the opening lines of a dystopian cyberpunk novel, something is wrong.

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>>385822174
turtles have eggs, because they are birds

>>385804964
Just imagine the absolute asshurt Cleve is going to have when the Russians buy 200 copies of his game and sell them for $5 on G2A

>>385822420
RIGHT PLACE RIGHT CROWD

>>385822434
no you retard platypus has eggs and it's not a reptile tortoise are a mammal

Am I the only one that really hates the walls glitching out whenever you turn in this?
I love how it looks otherwise, but that triggers me so fucking hard I don't think I'll be able to play the full game

>>385823027
You can disable the turning animation.

>>385822434
Birds are reptiles, they are in the same category as crocodiles.

So is this game actually going to be good or just a huge fucking meme? I really don't know what to think about this. I like dungeon crawlers and played quite a few of the Wizardry games. The info on steam all sounds far too good to be true, but then people keep calling it a meme and shit everywhere, are they just doing a ton of false advertising or what is the deal with it all?

Are the old Ravenloft games any good?

I remember playing this game as a kid, and it kind of amazed me, since it was hard, and exploring new areas was really exciting.

Is it any good, or it was me being a useless dumb kid?

>>385823174
crocodile are whitemeat therefore a fish

retard

>>385823209
>hard = good
you are still a dumb kid

>>385822076
sirotek gonna get BTFO in 9 hours
also Romero owns loot crate? that doesn't even surprise me
what a fucking hack

>>385823409
>le meymey reply XDXDXD
fuck off

>>385823505
no memes my friend

>>385823369
So salmon aren't fish?

>>385820905

t. jealous sap

>>385823529
salmon don't count

>>385800359
*adjusts glasses*

Fuck you

>>385823524
>le non meymey reply XDXDXD
kys

>>385823645
Why not? Are they bovidae? All oily "fish" must be mammals.

>>385823857
fuk u

>>385823893
only if you give me a hand

>>385823893
look maybe i don't know i'm not a "fish scientist" or something

Fuck, >>385823932 was meant for >>385823904

>>385824046
I don't need to use my hands. One look will be enough to send you shivering.

>>385824137
Go on...

This thread is GOLD

Anyone else laughing at that retarded kid that blogged that hard games are good?

>>385824306
please make me wear a chastity device

>Thread full of sapes

>>385824306
Yeah haha man that was so totally dumb like el oh el.

>>385824467
>2017
>being a neandertard
you can only make perfectly rancid trash you dumb oaf
go extinct already you stink

>>385824306
So is Grimoire not going to be challenging?
What's the point in playing a game I can't lose, might as well read a book or watch a movie at that point. Not even memeing.

do you have smelly feet?

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>>385824467
>mfw a sape was near me

>>385824467
I'm a homo erectus you fucking neandertards.

>>385824741
you are ruining the mood...

>>385824306
Hahahaah fuck yeah man you totally got him all 4chan is laughing at him wow that was the best thing i've ever read here

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>Cleve memes about being a neanderthal and how subhuman the rest are
>mfw the Scientific evidence actually ends up showing relatively recently that non-Africans have part neanderthal heritage

>>385824306
What kid?

>>385806609
Sounds like alcoholism.

>>385824741
In the very small chance that is actually gets released I would imagine it would be pretty hard in that old-skool "Welcome to the game I'm not going to explain anything to you good luck" kind of way.

>>385824758
>*Death is imminent, you nude fellows!*

What did he mean by this?

>>385825063
He's made a manual apparently.

>>385825159
That would be fucking awesome

>>385824306
This post is embarrassing.

>>385825125
Homosexuality is too close to homosapien.

>>385825159
>tfw half of the manual are just his insane ramblings
I'd buy it in a heartbeat

>>385824306
not lolling, simply baka @ that uncouth youth

>>385800264
>But this time is different because he actually seems serious and is excluding features to make release

So after 23+ years in development, he's STILL cutting content?

Is he utterly incompetent, or is he the biggest Jew ever and planning to sell it as DLC?

>>385800264
I N C L I N E
N
C
L
I
N
E

I absolutly cant wait for this masterpiece

>>385824306
sure

>>385825159
>>385825219
>>385825389
Don't get excited.

He said on the Codex that the manual is 30 pages and only covers the basics.

How does releasing a game on steam actually work?
Will he face repercussions if he doesn't meet the release date?

>>385825635
No, as long he doesn't make people pay for it in advance.

>>385825635
No. Steam doesn't give a fuck what he does unless the game gets reported many, many times. And even then they probably won't do anything.

>>385825505
>it's 30 pages of revealing the darkest secrets of his colleagues at sir-tech and their secret paedophile ring
Even if Cleve tries his best to make a "normal" manual it's probably going to be comedy gold

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>>385800264
>that op

NICE

>>385825635
He already missed one release date on Steam a few weeks ago, nothing happened as you can see.

Do you guys actually believe Cleve's videos and interviews are serious?
Holy shit, you people actually are autistic. It's obvious as heck he's fucking around to try and get a more modern demographic interested in his game from the 90s. If you watched his indiegogo pitch and seriously didn't pick up on that you should go to your doc and get checked out, maybe you can collect some nice monthly paychecks from the government.

>>385826203
rip that sucks. and here i was getting my hopes up to have something new to play tomorrow

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13591049

Where do you stand?

>>385826206
No shit sherlock.

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>>385826441
it's coming

>>385826441
itz comin nigga

>>385826441
I'M COMING

>>385826769
Who the fuck are you?

>>385826916
COMING

>>385826946
THIS SUMMER

FACTS:


Dev is power posting and creating viral threads like 13 hours a day on the following sites (while he claims that he is fixing "bugs")

Steam forums -> each post you make will have a reply of him within 1 hour
4chan -> viral posting ("How does he do it", Neanderthal posting, unironically praising the game)
reddit -> paid mods to artifically keep threads alive (sometimes cross-viral posting on other subs from the Dev)
Neogaf -> Same shit pretty much as above
RPGcodex -> viral posting on throw away accounts and sperging out to anyone who critizes the delay on his main acc


So why does he keep claiming that he is working on the game when there is PROOF that he is actually not? Only uninformed sheeps will believe him at this point. I currently believe that there was never a game to begin with and
that it's all just a really elaborate ruse which would actually gain him some streed cred at least

>>385827275
You are so smart.

>>385827275
He's just fixing a few zeptoissues because he's hard-working and dedicated like his thal ancestors before him.
He'll be ready any second now.

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>>385825396
>23 years worth of dlc
I don't have a picture that can convery the jewishness of that thought.

>>385827275
Classic sape poster. I cant wait for the release and see you gwtting TOLD

(You) this post if the only time you have ever heard about Sapes are when /Cleve/ cries about them online

>>385827275
>Cleve shitposting here
I wish

@385828352
Nigger

>>385828352
Obviously

>>385803532
video games have been far more detrimental to my life than alcohol ever could be

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>>385827275
get a load of this sape

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> Life of a caveman
> Released on august 2nd

Must be a sign.

>>385828619
i'm a recovering addict and i think this is true for me as well

>The real villain isn't the badguy and his henchmen, it's the extradimensional demons waiting to invade the world as soon as the clock runs out of time

What the fuck that actually sounds cool. I'm unironically getting hyped for Cleve's game.

STILL no physical files uploaded to steam:

https://steamdb.info/app/650670/subs/

Compare it to any other game you know, it will have files at least.

Like Dota 2 for example

https://steamdb.info/app/570/depots/

>>385828786
More like life of donald trump lol

>>385829045
XD lol

>>385829045
Don't you mean Donald DRUMPF????

>>385829034
When I look at other upcoming games they don't have files either

>>385828361
Seriously, he would up the shitposting effort of /v/ by at least 3x the regular rate.

>>385829260
More like Kernel Khrempf haha

>>385829343
Upcoming as in 3 months from now? Because this game supposed to come out in 6 hours and still not a single file.

>>385829034
How often does steamdb update the information? Also wtf do you mean by physical files?

Anyway it won't be out in time and he will blame Valve for being slow

>>385829463
No, upcoming as in today or tomorrow.

>>385828619
this. at least alcohol and drugs are socially acceptable

>>385829463
Can you show and example?

>>385829463
>to come out in 6 hours
Says 8 hours for me on the Steam page.
>>385829546
Meh, anything is "socially acceptable" so long as you look great and have the right attitude about it.

>>385829546
people might just react a little stronger to you saying you smoke meth than you saying you like computer games

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>>385829713
yeah, they might start to respect me for the meth smoking

so are we ever going to find out what kind of snake that is or no?

>>385804824
>Beautiful hand drawn art

>>385804824
>strangers
lol

>>385829927
Depends on your Mythology skill. In this respect it makes more sensw than Wizardry since there the creature would have been named "???" even though you can clearly tell that it's a snake.

I can't wait for the juicy grimoire general threads.

Actually looks like shit.
Actual shit.

>>385830324
How long can you hold your breath?

>>385830904
>sape when faced with pure greatness.jaypeegee

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>>385831124

>>385831403
But that image is a png...

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>>385831525

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

IT COMMETH

Where does the incline meme come from?

FUCK RPG CODEX

>>385831525
So is your face

>>385831734
>x is reclining
>x is inclining
I don't know when it started. It's just a thing.

>>385831525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba15UbImJXw

>>385831734
It's from the Codex, who described the post-Black Isle/Troika multiplatform RPG period as one of decline.

>>385831734
RPGCodexers who talked about the decline of CRPGs and/or games in general.
So naturally the opposite happening is the incline.

Is this happening

>>385808586
Same filter. That's why I never saw this game.

Didn't we ate all Neanderthals? So how can this game exist then? Checkmate Grimoire believers.

>>385833714
short answer: no
long answer: no, it is not happening

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>>385830324

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>>385835398
O ye, of little faith.

>>385835824
>always almost

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>>385835824
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>>385835824
semper games

>>385835824
If Grimoire launches : Everyone gets to laugh at how much of a broken, buggy mess it is despite Cleve's best(?) efforts
If Grimoire doesn't launch: Everyone gets to laugh at Cleve and contact Gabe to get it pulled off Steam

It's a win/win!

>>385835998
>>>/t/witch

>>385836216
Thanks for reminding me /t/ exists, I need to check if that erotic hypnosis thread's been updated.

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>>385835824
>spent 23 years working on it
>still had a 3 month long crunch time at the end

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I have a hard time believing the game is finally coming out. I imagine it will get delayed again.

>>385835824
>23 years of development
>"good enough"

Cleve has finally become a modern developer.

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>>385836216
>actually click to see witch thread on /t/
>>>/t/725778
is the only result

>>385835824
The initiation of a new aeon

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>>385836507
Also it seems to be over a year old with old sukebei links.

>>385836434
shit like this is what makes Cleve my favorite poster on the internet ever

admittetly he hasn't posted glorious stories like that for a while but the entertainment the man provided over the years is well worth the price of the game and then some

he is basically the original internet troll, already shitposted about video games on usenet years before moot even had a wet dream about 4chan or /v/

what a fucking legend

>>385836656
That's /t/ for you.
Kinda nice though because sometimes I'll see something neat and forget about it for a week and by the time I remember the thread's still on page 1.

>>385836328
>"""""working""""" on it
He spent more time digging out his fallout shelter.

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>>385836434
what the fuck

either he's delusional, extremely creative or both

Will it be a good CRPG?

I can't wait for the negative attention this will get by big youtubers if it comes out. People like Jim Sterling and TotalBiscuit will throw a fit over Cleve banning people

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>>385835824

SIX (6) HOURS NIBBAHS
ONLY SIX HOURS LEFT

Cleve's shitposts are hilarious. Dude's a good writer, it gives me hope that the story in this game won't be complete garbage.

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KEK look at the pessimistic beta-niggers in this thread with such jaded expectations wishing everything is a failure.

This is going to be the best game ever created in the history of gaming. So much content added in the span of 20 years.

>Content and a storyline spanning over 600 hours.
>A global map atlas with 250 maps, a size that we've never seen before sprawled with cities and towns.
>Intelligent NPCs that can recognize 8000+ typed commands/sentences.
>More races and classes than Wizardry.

CDProjekt dick taking bois on suicide watch. This is going to be better than Witcher 3. In fact, better than the Witcher Series, Morrowind, and every classic RPG from Wizardry, Eye of the Beholder, Stonekeep, etc combined. Stay jaded as I enjoy the best game in existence.

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>>385836970
An entire game of Cleve style shitposts. With all the tirades he's gone on over the decades, you could probably write a complete game out of them.

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>>385836434
fucked up if true. That chick should be punished. Playing with peoples emotions is one of the worst things you can do

>yfw you realize Cleve has been playing with thousands of peoples emotions for decades because of this experience

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>>385836860

>>385836434

>Cleve was the original /fit/poster

>>385836970
As much of an attention whore as the guy is, I have to give him credit. A game with his writing would be baller.

>>385800264
6 hours before release being postponed again!!

>>385836434
Did he offer to give her the 'ol lickaroo?

>>385824306
>this is the average intelligence of a sape

>>385837308
see
>>385835824
we're in for the biggest incline in crpg quality since BG2

>>385837442
does not mean anything. You can post again AFTER the game has been released. Until then stfu.

>>385808167
Actually, with all the community created content it has MUCH more.

>>385837536
I agree, it'll never top Fallout 3.

>>385835824
>good enough
Get a load of this fucking poser sape

>>385837536
Never ever fucking reply to me or in a Grimoire thread again unless you're contributing to the thread.

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>>385837674
ok mate

>>385837796
Don't talk to me or my imaginary wife and son ever again.

>>385837674
You can't stop him from posting in the thread faggot.

>>385837873
ty for support
heres some relevant info
All merges for Thaumaturges are against the Thaumaturgy skill.

All characters can merge self-mergeable items, only the Thaumaturge can merge many reagents, herbs, powders and potions.

>>385826206
This poster might actually have down syndrome

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>>385837873
Get that ass banned.

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WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL...

IS IT A MONSTER?

IS IT A MONSTEEEEER!?

>>385838079
wtf i hate trump now

>>385838006
What about Sages? I thought they had access to all the crafting skills.

>>385837873
Never ever fucking reply to a thread I'm in again.

>>385838079
Based Cleve wants to raid the pizza shop.

>>385838034
/v/ loves asses fag lord

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>>385826441
I think it's coming but it'll be another mediocre dungeon crawler, like the ones Japan shits every week, full of padding because 600 hours of content SCREAMS lack of polish.

I just want another Wizardry 8. And if it's with even better gameplay and an actually well written story, even better, but that's FAR too much for todays industry, it seems.
At least I have LoG 2, but that's for puzzles, I want good turn based first person combat, ffs.

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>>385838258
You can't stop me.

>>385805494
wait, after all this shit, all the evidence pointing to cliff being a classic megalomaniac, there are groups of people unironically looking forward to his game/expecting it will ever be released?

>>385838240
crafting is not related to merging items
also i have not played any version of this game so i am just shitposting for fun

>>385838406
Some day you're going to die and your last thought had better be "that guy in that thread finally got me"

Is this thread dumb comfy kino?