Don't Do This

>>385797789
You wanna tell your story a little better anon? this makes no fucking sense.

me too thanks

>>385798052
tl;dr Friend lies about playing games. Calls them self a gamer, but hasn't touched 90% of the games they own.

>>385798052
People are hipsters who will have video games they are supposed to like but haven't played. They will lie and say they have played it despite not having played it.

>>385797789
He just wanted to impress you. Probably DTF.

>>385798210
samething with music

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>>385798143
that's fucking dumb, why would anyone waste money on something they never use?

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>>385798210
>>385798312

>>385798426
I don't buy anything I don't use, so I am not sure what they are thinking. They always brag about how much they are worth now though.

>>385797789
I have way more respect for your friend not taking the cutscene playback game seriously

I mean you're both console shitters, but he probably has real interests, or plays real games

>>385797789
Why would you play a single player game at your friends place?

>>385798587
why didn't you ask

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>>385797789
When did games even become a thing interesting enough to lie about anyways, no one I know would give half a shit, people only cared when I was like 10. Lying about doing anything is fucking sad, but at least lie about something that is actually impressive or interesting.

>>385798950
>They were on their phone

>>385797789
>storyfags

>>385798143
Oh man the humanity, whatever will we do now that anon's """""friend"""""" isn't a true GAYMER.

>>385799067
Well, I mean, it would be nice if lying wasn't something a friend would do to you... But I guess that is just too much to ask for...

>>385799067
>>385797789
kill your friend and eat him.

eat his girlfriend and any brothers and sisters or nieces or nephews this man has.

eat them all,

then shit them out

and burn the shit.`

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>be me
>have a broad interest in a lot of hobbies
>more money than time because i take my career seriously
>dont always get around to all the projects i want to complete
>some of my hobbies are kind of nerdy
>as a result i know a lot of neckbeards who get sweaty and obsessive over things that i just like the way a normal person likes things
>invite a gaming friend over to my house
>he doesnt want to talk about anything but videogames
>keeps telling me how bioshock is just a knockoff of system shock, which final fantasy game he thinks is the best, etc
>haha ok bro
>sees my games collection
>starts sperging out over the games and asking if ive played this or that
>tired of this line of conversation, just zoning him out at this point
>yeah ive played it
>havent actually played it
>later he catches me in the lie
>whips out his samsung galaxy s4
>starts furiously typing >>385797789
>mfw

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>>385797789
ONCE YOU FINISH A GAME YOU BETTER REMEMBER EVERY ASPECT OF IT FOREVER OR YOU ARE NOT A REAL GAYMUR

t. OP

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>>385799067
>>385799195
>>385799489
>it's okay to blatantly lie about doing things you haven't done

>>385799162
You moron, if he does that then it'll have dire consequences. Everyone knows you are who you eat.

>>385799636
>video games are important to me because it's all I have in my unfulfilled life as a virgin neet
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>>385799636
Being such a beta cuck that you didn't call out your "friend" on the spot with some bants

Tbh don't be surprised if he stops hanging out with you