>Be me.
>Join up with The DC police force.
>Partner is a guy named Joe.
>He is a War veteran and is extremely .patriotic
>He has an extreme hate of Traitors and Backstabbers.
> He doesn't buckle to threats and has seen nearly everything.
> Respond to a robbery at the local Harvest & Trustee bank.
> Joe is talking with command, saying something about some group called "payday".
>We get to the bank within 15 seconds, despite our car being pretty shit and the station nearly 3 miles away.
> we get to the bank 3rd and get out of the car.
>Expecting a single Bank Bandit that had already been handled by the bank security.
>Find 4 heisters fully kitted out, 3 of them covered head-to-toe in combat armour, and one of them only in a suit.
>mfw.
>we get out and immediately charge into the lobby of the bank.
>One of the hiesters wearing an oversized chicken mask uses a tape recorder to order me to get on my knees and cuff myself.
>immediately obey, fuck getting shot by a guy in a chicken mask.
>Same guy Joe.
>Expect Joe to immediatly arrest/shoot him.
>Instead Joe turns around an starts gunning down the rest of the police force, completely disregarding all of his principles and morality.
>HOLYSHIT.jpg
>Joe kills most of the police force before finally a team of SWAT gunned him down.
>I hear a voice next to me.
>Several Minutes later the hiesters have left and other police free me.
>I gained enough money to retire forever and I did.
>But I'll never forget the day I fought the PAYDAY gang.
what is this thread suppose to accomplish
>>385797598
Nothing...
But Payday is awesome.
amazing
I see you fought Payday too
>>385797598
I guess it's the world's view from an NPC's perspective but the OP doesn't understand comedy so he just tried to play it straight.
You're a fucking BOOB, OP.
Shit, unfunny thread. Check my 7.
>>385798029
MUTHA
FUACKHIN
BEWB.
Damn op. cmon
DID YOU MISS ME YOU WANKERS?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>385797863
Too bad payday hasn't turned into a pvp / cops vs robbers
It might be the spice they need because I have completely lost interest no matter what new map or BS dlc they push out. Its nothing but spamming police and 3 others running around the map shooting like chickens with their heads cut off, hoping that someone can revive them by shouting at them from a distance
>>385798234
Its going to be a shittier l4d2 vs mode though. Balancing skills will also be a pain.
>>385798301
>pvp Payday
>Sam Fisher immediately becomes the most OP character since he won't just beat a downed character with a baton
glad it never happened desu
You got that from that rong rong video you cuck
>>385798234
Sounds like you want a completely different game, try L4D2
FIREWORKS
>>385798472
>not 4 tazers abusing line of sight to wipe the enemy team
>>385798592
>4 Skulldozers just sprint in and rape everything with an orifice now that stunning dozers is no longer a thing
>Do some weird Chivalry style ballerina shit to stop the payday gang from shooting their visors.
>>385798234
>stealth heists are insta-win for cops
>loud heists have cops/specials die too quickly because of heister skills/weapons
What a terrible idea.