>get an achievement just for starting the game

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>achievement for starting the game
>76% of owners have this achievement

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>get an achievement for playing a game an entire day

>get an achievement for not starting the game for a year

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>>385781604
I'm about a year and 3 months away

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>trophy for beating the first boss
>63% of owners have this
Father Gasciogne was not that fucking hard

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>>385779998
>get an achievement for starting the game
>38% of owners have this achievement

>>385781886
>you will never have a friend come over and restart Stanley Parable while you're taking a huge ogre shit

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>Die for the first time
>Welcome to Dark Souls

>half of the achievements are hidden
>to get them, you have to find 10 anus drippings, 874 toenails, and 1792 quarks for each

>online achievements
>the devs shut the servers down already