Who are some /v/ approved female protagonists?

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>>385773523

Mavis Beacon isn't a real person.

Shark game gave me the willies.

And I still can't touch type for shit Mavis

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Old Lara Croft, while I don't mind Nu-Lara I've seen a lot of people here who don't like her.

>>385773684
Never stopped me from loving a woman before.

>>385773523
Metroid

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>>385773761

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I know Im not the only person that called her mavis bacon.

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>>385773523
I see you and raise you

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>>385773967
>Carmen Sandiego
>PROtaganist
I don't think that's quite right, though it should be. She's always way more interesting than whatever literal who character they put against her.
Why hasn't there been a game where you pull off daring heists as Carmen, where knowledge of the item you're stealing and the surrounding area/country helps you along the way.

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>>385773761

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Laura from D

>>385773523
i used to think her parents were uncle ben and aunt jemima

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>>385773523
I-I0133 $I-I17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

IVI@1$ I3e@©0I\Iz BAKK!!!!!1!

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>>385775764
christ, that takes me back

>>385773523

My mom used to make me practice on these fucking ass stupid garbage games as a kid every day for 30 minutes. I hated it so much.

Then I started playing Runescape and Guild Wars and now I type with just my pointer fingers and use my thumbs for the space bar and I can type fast as fuck. Years of PC gaming has taught me to be able to type perfectly with my eyes closed as a faster WPM than any of these "proper form" cucks could ever comprehend. Adults didn't realize back then that computers would become such a big and useful part of every day life that young people wouldn't need to be forced to learn to type, we'd just get it naturally.

>>385773670
Died like a bitch

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>draw a girl
>call it a mail

>>385776546
She survives until the end. What are you talking about?

>>385775764

joez heer

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>>385773523
my favorite bacon

>>385776428
>typing with only your pointers
nigger what

>>385774263
Because it was a series of ostensibly educational games, and they're not going to have you play as a thief.

>>385777320
>calling index fingers pointer fingers

GROW UP

>>385775764
AHM
MAH
FREEN
AMYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>385777320
>typing with only your pointers
What. Who types with their middle fingers?

>>385777414
I index my digits with my thumbs though

>>385777493

I type with my pointer and middle fingers. Sometimes, if I'm feeling frisky, I'll use my pinky to hit shift and my third finger to hit the A key.

I'm pretty sure my sister types quicker than I.

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>yfw you could never become able to touch type

>>385777692
>pointer and middle fingers
What. Who points with anything besides their middle finger?

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Does /v/ approve of Miss Bayonetta?

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>2B still not posted
I'm surprised.

Anyway... Rami a best.

>>385778359
>touch type
what

>>385778893
>/v/ is full of youngfags who never had to Quiet Aunt Zelda

>>385778893
Not that poster but typing without looking at the keyboard.

All the pros do it. But I can't :(

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>black "person" "teaching" anything

>>385779063
I have never heard the phrase touch typing before.

>>385779072
>being a casual

>>385775092
I like this idea

>>385779094
What are you surprised about? Didn't that negro teach you how real men fuck?

>>385779072

Honestly? Everyone and their mother can type without looking at the keyboard. There's nothing to it. Just type a whole helluva lot and it'll come naturally. It helps if you go to school and have lots of papers to write so you can read what you're typing and think about what you're going to type next. It's really quite easy.

>>385779072
Oh.

>>385779072

That's nothing. Before the advent of smart phones and Blackberries, I used to be able to text message without looking at the phone.

Do you know how fucking hard it is to watch tv and hit a number several times just to get the correct letter? Damn, I'm good.

>>385779094
My 11th grade Math teacher was black, guy had a PHd in Mathematics. Shut the fuck up.

>>385773878
Well, yea. You normally encounter her in your primary school years. That shit was hilarious

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>>385779570
I used to be able to remember how many times you had to hit a key to get the right letter. Then they changed what it was.

I don;t even have gorilla fingers but I can;t do touchscreens.

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>>385773523
2B, Mona (WarioWare), pre-Other M Samus

>>385781346
>2B
>protagonist

>>385779072
it's not even that hard. I learned how to do it by force because my mom would'nt let us use the old PC on schooldays. So instead of listening to her I would sneak downstairs and play runescape in the pitch black darkness of the night

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>>385778359
>type with all fingers on left hand
>just use index and middle on right

Any with enough good porn

>>385773967
Had the huuuugest crush on Carmen Sandiego as a kid. I don't know how healthy it is for an 8 year old to be infatuated with a cartoon adult woman, but that's the 90s for you.

>>385779836

I called her MAH-vis instead of MAY-vis. I still don't know which is correct, honestly, and I'm 32 years old.

>>385778014
my sister probably types the fastest of all people I know, I blame it on a combination of teenage girl and MSN messenger, whenever that used to be a thing

Lightning
Don't lie to yourselves, you know it's true

>>385782743
Based Lemongrass