whats the worst remake ever made?

>>385770618
All remakes are good, otherwise what's the point?

the right looks better

>>385770780
That's just an empty statement, like there's never an example of a bad one.

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>>385770975
>>385770780

More a port than a remake but Pacman 2600 obviously is an abhorrent version of Pacman.

>>385770618
I can't stand the sound effects in the SNES remake. They are so terrible

>>385770837
Unironically this.

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Reminder that all the changes in the remake are for the best and if you're unhappy about them then you don't love the series.

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epic meme my dude i wait every day to see this thread

>>385771150
Except there hasn't been, any version that isn't better than the original isn't called a remake

Fuck you OP, I loved Mario allstars.

>>385771192
Good fucking god

>>385770975
>>385771192

>Square remakes FFIII and IV for the DS
>Completely redone graphics, brought to 3D
>Maintains the tone of the original games while modernizing them a bit
>Great way to play them

>Square remakes VII, one of the most beloved games in the franchise
>Shitty mobile game with awful graphics

This is the worst thing Square has ever done

All SMB1 remakes are inferior to the original. The jumping in all of the remakes feels floatier and the hitboxes are different, they were all absolutely perfect in the original. Does anyone else notice that?

>>385772332
To think there was a time when people cared about FF.
I still remember the butthurt about FFXIII coming to 360
These days no one gives a fuck about that IP

>>385772265
All of the bloom is excessive, but I still like the way HD looks.

>>385772265
>>385772650
I agree. The HD is so much better

The triforce quest is better short

>>385770618
I can't believe someone is actually triggered by Allstars.

Were you mad when you found out they stopped using Rotary Phones?

>>385770975
>>385771192

I feel sorry for people who's only experience with VI is this.

>>385772265
HD was actually a great remake. The graphics aren't worse, just different. Some prefer them, others don't. But it added a lot of much-needed quality of life improvements to the game.

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The redone graphics for the Ace Attorney iOS ports and stuff look freakin terrible as well

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>>385770618
What did /v/ mean by this?

>>385772903
just because you dont care about worse sound, music, and graphics, and broken physics, doesn't mean others dont care

>>385770618
langrisser remake

>>385772265
love how people still use the same shots from the first build of the game. Shows that they don't actually have an educated opinion, they just like to shitpost.

You could at least use ACTUAL screenshots from the final release to show that the bloom, while turned-down from that first reveal, is still kinda obnoxious. And they softened the lighting, ruining the cel shading look.

I'd argue that I still think the HD looks fine, and I definitely appreciate the changes to the gameplay, but we can't have that argument if you're gonna post outdated false comparisons like that.

>>385772525
This one gets memed way too hard. Odwallas room and the whole eyeball weakpoint thing are the major downsides.

The environments look better. Or are you seriously going to say that observatory was changed for the worst?

Plus looking at the moon in 3d was cool as hell.

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>>385772575
The gameboy color one is almost impossible for me due to the square screen meaning you had little warning as to what was coming up ahead.

It's a shame, because it had some other nice additions but ultimately it was let down be the hardware.

>>385773048
That Crash remake was atrocious. I cant believe people peddled that shit on /v/

>>385773134
Exactly, it was a very interesting remake but the physics were still wrong and the screen was terrible. A romhack for SMB1 to put all of the SMB Deluxe minigames and stuff into it would be neat but probably impossible.

>>385770618
4chan
How many times has it been brought back again?

>>385773170
it was fine, you're an ass. Crash was never anything great, I'm sorry it took seeing those ugly character designs in HD and playing an entire game full of linear hallways with no room for exploration for you to realize this.

>>385770975
I can force myself to stomach the character sprites, and enemy sprites are good, but the tiles not tiling properly and shit like >>385771192 makes it unbearable.

>>385772332

Just realized I put an extra roman numeral. Excuse my retarded-ness

the Game Boy megaman games

>>385770780
>All remakes are good
I don't know why you would joke about that.

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>>385773392
Could be worse

>>385773131
I don't see the issue here. Is it because it's 3d?

>>385773131
looks fine for the most part.
the fact that they're adding QoL improvements and making stuff like tutorials optional already pushes it ahead of the original. they seem to be balancing the game better as well since SSS had horrible balancing issues which made the game far too easy.

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>>385770618
SMB1, the definitive version is NES.

Lost Levels, definitive version is SNES due to save feature.

SMB3, definitive version is NES. If you have access to all the E-reader levels though, then GBA version is the definitive version.

SMB2, GBA version is the definitive version. The voices are so dumb and hammy that I find them enjoyable. The health system is also more refined, and fucking Robo-Birdo + Yoshi challenge.

When you do ports like this, you have to add content otherwise they become redundant.

>>385773278
No they legitimately fucked up the hitboxes and platforming physics you fucking simp.

>>385770837

I think this is our winner.

Runner-Up: Silent Hills HD Collection.

>>385772265
There's nothing wrong with WWHD but they didn't change enough to make it worth buying over the original for me.

I know I'm in the minority on this but I didn't mind the original sailing mechanics or triforce quest, I was never about the buy a 10 year old game for a new release price just because they altered the art style.

>>385771343
They sound great to me

>>385773497
A lot of the complaints I remember reading by the time it was revealed were thing related to it being souless or losing its personality. The later I can agree a little, but the videos shown makes it look okay in general. Superstar Saga wasn't really a game that needed a remake anyway.

>>385770618
Resident Evil REmake, it was terrible.

>>385772525
The only bad things here are Gyorg and no more rainbow stairs

>>385773497
you dont understand art direction, soul or charm

>>385773719
> If you have access to all the E-reader levels though, then GBA version is the definitive version.
The Wii U port re-adds the e-reader levels

>>385772525
Why did they give the moon a nigger nose?

>>385773719
>Lost Levels, definitive version is SNES due to save feature.
>the definitive version is the one with the game-breaking bug

>>385773879
not him but from what i've seen it seems that some areas of it have less personality while other areas have more.

>>385770618
Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty

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>>385774030
oh fuck, really?

>>385773080
I really disliked the changes to the bosses in MM3D. I enjoyed how non-standard they were for a 3D Zelda

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>kill me

>>385772525
The changes to Zora swimming and the boss fights are worse than any artistic or graphical changes.

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>>385773497
It's not 3D. It's using Dream Team's artstyle and it looks less exaggerated.
Personally, toning down of exaggeration aside, it looks fine and some sprites look better (like Bowser's). It appears that most of the enemy designs are going to be retained as well (though some, like the koopa troopa variant are getting changed).

>>385772525
Why did they change the moon? It looks like Shrek's retarded brother now

>>385773131
How could the remake be worse when the original was already so shit?

>>385774203
Yup. They even unlocked the Japan only levels.

>>385770618
the Outcast remake looks like shit so far.

>>385774387
not the guy who posted that but why do you think this?

>>385771953
isnt it JUST the original game bit for bit with 3d models?

>>385770618
>purple skies

>>385773131
wrong.

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I can't tell if my expectations were just too high or not, but ORAS made me feel like a bitter old man playing it before I put my copy away for good.

>>385773432
But they're not remakes. you could call them rehashes though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQy9f92yvgE

>>385772265
I don't know how anyone can prefer how HD looks, even considering how the final release turned out.

>>385774538
A complete lack of everything that made SMRPG so great.

>>385774786
>thinking Gen 3 was ever good

>>385772525
The only thing I don't like more here is the moon.

>>385773198
I'd rather see a romhack of All-Stars that restores the old physics.

>>385770618
The aesthetics are fine, the issue is that the physics in Mario 1&LL are fucked for the AS remake.

>>385773131
Left is better in all instances except for the text box in the last one lacking the impact it has on the right.

>>385772818
>This is the guy who made Defender's Quest

...huh...

>>385774786
It's pretty much a better RS, but obviously the problem is Emerald.

>>385774091
What bug?

>>385773080
A a hyper autist 2deep5u majora's mask fag, the actual problem is the great bay temple, it's changed from a dark, gritty rusty metal envoirment to be much brighter with blues and gold.

Everything else is fine, visually.

>>385775515
I can't believe those fucking jews at Game Freak didn't include the Battle Frontier

>>385775301
All-Stars physics are 100% accurate to the NES original. They're so accurate that obscure quirks from the original like flagpole glitch still work with the exact same inputs on the SNES version.

>>385770618
Only on /v/ do you see people bitch about direct upgrades like better scenery, controls and color palette.

>>385770618
There was a guy making a really gorgeous full 16-bit remake of Space Funeral called Blood Red Deluxe. I followed the project with some anticipation and then abruptly, at some point during development, they decided to add their Transgender Bubsy OC to the game as a main party member. and there was an uncensored version so apparently there were pixelated bubsy tits as well.

massively disappointing because if you just removed the shitty bubsy insert OC the game would be a really good remake of Space Funeral otherwise.

>>385775707
Wait, what? Then what is >>385772575 talking about? It's not just them either, I've heard it said plenty of times that All-Stars changed the physics.

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>>385775756
>filters

>>385772525
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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>>385771485

I wish they included SH4 into the remake, just to see how badly they'd fuck it up.

>>385772332
The funny thing is FFIV on the PSP was beautiful and was still 2D much like the remakes of FFV and FFVI.

They had a good blueprint for how it could e made, then fucked it up by pouring pastel paints all over it.

>>385775186
I almost believed this meme but I tried replaying emerald and its actually much more enjoyable than ORAS

>>385775186
Gen 2 wasn't good either and look what HGSS did for it. People were kinda expecting the same thing, cause why not?

>>385775707
That's not true.

>In the NES version, Mario bounces back very quickly after breaking a brick block. When Mario jumps and breaks a brick in All-Stars, he is pulled upward for a split second. Unfortunately, this small change wrecks the rhythm of the original game; in All-Stars, instead of rebounding off a brick block without losing speed, when Mario makes a running jump and breaks a brick that is connected to another block, he'll bump into the adjacent block and fall straight down, resulting in a total loss of momentum.
http://themushroomkingdom.net/smb_nes2smas.shtml#brickphysics

>>385775813
Well, it is true that the hitboxes were made more accurate to the sprites, as he said. But the only significant change to player control that I can think of is that jumping into breakable blocks in your large form no longer causes you to bounce downward. I guess that could be called "physics", but it doesn't make the game "floatier" or anything like that.

>>385776094
>thinks gen 2 was bad
>cared enough about gen 3 to buy the remakes
Sorry for your shit tastes

>>385775186
>doesn't like emerald
>doesn't like SSS
Didn't think people with this much shit taste existed

>>385772265
I think WWHD is a perfect example of how to do remakes the right way. It touches up the lighting and textures, and while the bloom is a tad much it's hardly the biggest issue with WW to begin with. Aside from making the game look better they also added some QoL changes by making the most boring stretch of the game a little shorter and by including the Swift Sail since they didn't need the vastness of the sea to mask loading times anymore.

They touched up the visuals and only made gameplay changes where they were most sorely needed, and left everything else as it was. It strikes a good balance between staying true to the original while improving its weak points.

>>385775515
This really. After HGSS added so much and included content from Crystal, limiting the remakes to the original Ruby and Sapphire shot them in the foot.

>>385772525

The removal of the rainbow stairs will never now trigger me.

>>385776338
I never said Gen 2 was bad, just that it wasn't good either. It would make sense to think ORAS would improve on Gen 3 like what HGSS did to improve on Gen 2, but I guess that's a damn crime to think so. My apologies

>>385770780
>silent_hill.jpeg

>>385774227
Damn is the left the new one? That thing looks retarded, like its giant orange brain is sticking out
Right one has personality and character, way to fucking go Nintendo

>>385774786
When I tired out the contests, I couldn't believe how fucking hard they botched them.

I wish they didn't bother and just gave us the frontier.

>>385772525
>That new moon

someBODY

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>>385777440

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>>385775941
Dawn of Souls' pseudo-remake in the PSP is also fucking great.

>>385770837
the awful physics and the miserable music were at least entertainingly bad
there was one time when I died just by running on level ground, as if I'd been crushed (had a bunch of rings)

bomberman

>>385770618

I don't see the issue.

>>385775753
>remake
>the self-insert OC meme
Not sure if you actually played it, let alone actually saw the title screen. After the first area it was literally nothing like the original and was yet another stupid sequel. Not to mention Bubsy was literally the only salvageable thing about that game. Everything else outside of the Bubsy 3D part droned on forever like the creator was trying way too hard. Thank god they came to their senses and is doing a game just about their version of Bubsy instead of fucking with Space Funeral.

>>385770618
>whats the worst remake ever made?
>uses a series of ports as his example
what did he mean by this?

>>385781381
when i was following it originally it was just him updating the tileset, then he made it into his own thing with bubsy. I was turned off by him forcing the furry OC into the game and doing way more than just replacing the tileset

>>385781634
>furry OC
So if I put Mario in a game but said he changed occupations and is now a lawyer is it an OC or is it Mario?

>>385772525
Looks fine. In fact they kept the color choices consistent in areas where it counted. Was really impressed.

>>385772525
Why the fuck was the lens so huge in the original? 3DS might be a lot lighter, but I prefer it by far.

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>>385770618

>>385782813
>there are people who will fall for this