well /v/?

To make tortanic 2.0

/v/ exists as a medium to help people who like video games hate video games and move on to lead more productive lives.

I want to suck a cock.

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There is none because /v/ hates games.

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To dump sexy anthros

>>385766456
Is that it?

>>385768075
I guess I want a boyfriend too, I'm giving up hope on that one though.

>>385765741
to promote waifus and bring an end to western gaming

>>385765741
Death to all women and revival of our God, Sarasvati, ruler of Vidya

>>385768243
Why's that?

>>385768446
I'm an antisocial shut in with no friends.

>>385768525
Why don't you have any friends then bud?

>>385768627
The antisocial shut in part.

crashing this plane

>>385768627
Because he's a faggot

>>385768687
C'mon, i'm an antisocial shut in and was still able to make a few friends and even a bf, don't make excuses for yourself. I bet your qt, you can make lots of friends.

>>385765741
To make video games the best thing everby destroying them.

Bring an end to the medium.

>>385768938
Cute or not, I'm a bore and most people have no interest in me outside of my body.

>>385766823
I didn't know I needed that in my life until now.

>>385765741
To be loved and cared for like a normal human being.

>>385765741
To become /vr/

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>>385765741
To archieve the worst taste in videogames and make it standard for everyone in the planet.
We're in the Nintenbro phase. The end is near.

>>385769021
No shit, if you just keep feeling sorry for yourself on an anonymous image board, you won't get anywhere. What games do you like to play bud?

>>385765956
Didn't we already have that with the xbone? I want to take it back

>>385765741
i really need vr that jacks into my brain and for people to have ridiculous wysiwyg content creation tools for making high quality vr porn games

>>385766652
Hates shitty games, of which most games are*

>>385769208
I wouldn't really call it feeling sorry for myself, I didn't bring this up. I honestly don't really play that many video games anymore.

>>385769021
People having interest in your body is a good start for sucking cock

To destroy video games

>>385765741
Death.

>>385769021
>most people have no interest in me outside of my body.
This is an important step in the dick sucking process.

>>385769409
I'm aware, I've sucked two guy's cocks that I met from /v/.

To find interesting games.

You have to generalise here but /v/ as a board thrives around things that are different from the norm.
For example:
Souls(on release at least)
Yakuza
God Hand
VtM:B
Risk Of Rain
Platinum Games
Shin Megami Tensei
and to a lesser extent; Senran Kauga, Rance and TWEWY just off the top of my head.

Most of which wouldn't even get looked at by mainstream media, or panned if they would due to being "too hard" or "problematic"

>>385769383
Well uh, I dunno, seems to me you wanted to talk about it if you even bothered to reply to me, a complete stranger, maybe i'm wrong. What do you like to do with your time then, friend?

>>385769383
Can i reccomend you don't go to this board any more? It will definitely help with the shut-in thing. And, if you don't like vidya, maybe /v/ isn't the best place to go...

>>385769607
then what's the problem you fag

>>385765741
to lose its virginity without going outside

>>385765741
The painful death of you and anyone starting shit threads like this one hopefully

>>385769718
Lots of nothing, that will change soon.
>>385769720
But I like it here.
>>385769738
I want to suck more dick, duh.

>>385765741
i need to get hired to remote code so i can be live like shit, buy weeb garbage, and never leave the house for the rest of eternity

>>385769889
Why's that gonna soon change bud?

>>385770278
Big things on the horizon.

>>385769889
You will feel a lot better once you've left.

>>385765741
None since we aren't an homogeneous community able to organise itself to accomplish any endgame at all. Leave the bandwaggons to other boards or websites.

>>385770512
Good for you bud, i'm happy for you.

>>385765741

sick gainer off the top of a truck on the freeway into oncoming traffic

>>385765741
The complete and utter destruction of videogaming as we know it.

>>385765741
To find a way to cancel out the /Pol/tard menace. /V/ isn't meant for politics, so they shouldn't be bringing that shit here.

>>385766048

Instead, i got an even more unproductive hobby: browsing /v/.

To wish that everything in the vidya industry to fail
To see the death of video games

>>385772186
>/Pol/
>/V/
B8, but I agree with you.

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>>385771924
BROOOOOO that would be siiiiiiick

>>385765741
To acquire all the meme's then surrender them to Reddit.

>>385772489
>/v/ used to make it's own memes and OC
>These days everything on here is imported from other sites and boards

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>>385766823
This, but only if they're videogames.

A world of hime cut.

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To remind everyone that fun is just a buzzword.


This post is six years old now, fucking Christ.

>>385769889
you can suck my dick if you let me suck yours

>>385772810
I mean, I guess. Mine is small and I don't really like having it sucked.

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>>385772684
optional, /v/ isn't always about video games

>>385772915
Gimme an email so i can show you mine

>>385773358
[email protected]

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I was disappointed when I came to this thread and saw that the first post wasn't "shitposting".

To say I am disappointed that no one has said it yet is a large understatement.

>>385773221
That's gonna tarnish the armor.