ITT: video game items you wish you could eat

They can't taste that great given how Link visibly flinches when he gets ready to drink a potion made out of them.

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Well, you know. Not LITERALLY.

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pikmin look tasty as fuck and i dont blame any of the enemies for chowing down on them

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Oooooh yeah.

>>385747238
>footfag
Autism

>>385746683
I don't get it. How are you supposed to eat the Mass Effect 3 endings?

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potions

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2Bs ass

Slowpoke tails

The armor fluid from Half-Life 2

Someone pls post ffxv food porn

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>>385747794
???

>>385747554
Always just imagine this shit tasting like cough syrup

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The perfect flavour

Why does /v/ have an alarming obsession with food?

>>385748343
Bunch of fat NEETs

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>>385748134
Fuck you, I came just to post this.

Guess I'll post the man I want to eat the most instead.

>>385748343
>why do fat people have an obsession with food
I wonder

>>385747096
I always figured it's just because they're really strong, especially since Link is a child in WW. There are plenty of alcoholic drinks that are pretty tasty but still leave most people with a grimace.

>>385746683
lava, I want to fucking eat lava

>>385747238
Feetfags should be fucking crucified. You are one step below vore and furfags.

>>385748692
I want to fuck lava

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>>385747956
Is this it?

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Not the biggest fan of ramen, but I'd love to increase the drop rate of items in real life.

any game that features bleach

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>>385748916

>>385748916
>>385749000

Beat me to it. All Vanillaware food looks great.

>>385749000
Is that... vanillaware food porn anon?

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>>385749367
Yes.

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>>385748747

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>>385748916
>stuffed cabbage
>julienned sauteed worms
>pea croquettes
>onion soup
>snake stew
>pea potage
>>385749000
>stir-fried bat

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>>385749000
nice trips

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>>385750135
What's wrong with stuffed cabbage?

>>385750310
It includes cabbage.

>>385750135
>not liking cabbage, peas, and onions
Found the literal child

>>385749746
>>385748916
>>385748785

you can make most this shit in real life, are you fucks retarded?

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Apple gels, orange gels, grape gels, melange gels, and others

I wonder what a lottery gel would taste like

>>385750375
So?
You want to fucking go m8?

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>>385750493
>>385750435

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>>385750435
>>385750493
Gelmind

>>385750135
>>pea croquettes
litterally falafel
>>stuffed cabbage
litterally another mediterranean dish

>>385746683
>ME3_ending.jpg

>>385750526
grape leaves are better

>>385750493
you my nigga, fellow gelposter

>>385750835
true

>>385747238
kys

>>385750375
Cabbage is a great source for Choline which is essential for muscle and nerve maintenance. Enjoy losing control of your bowels in your 40's

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>>385747317
>mfw you can cook a fairy alive in botw

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What do you think he tastes like?

>>385751029
But you don't. It flies out and helps you with the cooking.

>>385751029
No you dumbass.
The fairy strengthens your food then fly away.

>>385750375
Cabbage is good if it's cooked properly. I like it steamed/boiled where it gets nice and soft. Raw cabbage is kinda gross, not a big fan of coleslaw or cabbage in my salads.

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tasty fruit

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>>385746683

>>385751092
semen

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>>385751294
what does her "flower" taste like?

On a less lewd note, I'm curious if Tropius' fruit are basically bananas or if they have a unique taste. Dex entries seem to imply that it's really sweet, and bananas don't get very sweet even when they're ripe.

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>>385751478

>>385751092
bubblegum flavored silly putty

>>385748785
Did the game's entire budget go into modelling + texturing food?

>>385751830
Yes

>>385747554
Ugh that's Viniq isn't it? That shit tastes disgusting.

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I wonder what monomates taste like

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hmm...

>>385751940
What do they put in it to make it sparkle?

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>No Monster hunter posted

>>385752017
In the Alpha version of the game they were medicine injected into the neck but it was considering disturbing so they changed them into drinks. You can actually buy them at the PSO2 fan festivals in japan

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I bet their like little cute shrimpies

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>>385752224
That's what hurts me the most. It's possible to try them, but I'll never be able to.

>>385752141
Not sure, I know there is some kind of edible food coloring stuff that glitters, plus there are videos online that tell you how to make it yourself so I don't imagine it's that hard.

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gut him and grill him

>>385752361
Well if it's anything like when they made real life Final Fantasy potions, then they taste like shitty energy drinks

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Every single recipie in TTYD

>>385746683
Fuck man, why you remind me, I really do.

>>385747238
my nigga

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>>385752046
That doesn't even look like a real burger.

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>>385748785
>best one is missing

>>385752521
Even the mistake?

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i wonder what yoshi taste like

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>>385752521
>every single recipe

>>385752957
depending on the diet i bet he would be good ha ha

>>385752957
why aren't you cooking his penis haha

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>>385746683
You already posted it OP

I really want to know what the blue kind tastes like.

>>385748160
i mean you could just buy white bread, cheese, lettuce, tomatos, ham and a green olive and make the fucking sandwich

>>385752957
It says on the picture that it tastes like chicken. Goddamn do you even read?

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>>385746683

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>>385746683

>>385753169
>A sandwich

Well yeah, but I want a Sandvich.

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>>385753242

Playing yakuza 0 made me wanna try some Takoyaki

>>385753247
i always wondered how it could stay frozen if it has salt in it
probably magic

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paupau fruit [spoilers]when i was in highschool i would draw this but sora shoving his dick in kairi's mouth

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>>385753286
There's even an official diagram on how to make the sandvich, drawn by valve

>>385752797
Depends. Is it the inside still soft or is it like zwiebak?

>>385753293
What game?

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>>385746683

>>385753402
Every irl sandvich i see is incredibly sloppy, people not even using the right ham, putting too much lettuce, botching the green olive,

people are savages

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>>385753530
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

>>385751578
Go make a god damn sandwich then

>>385753550
>Literally caled a puke puke egg
>Wants to eat it

>>385746683
>you can cook it in BOTW to make Dubious Food
I wouldn't, anon.

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Will love some of pics related

>>385753772
I bet Space Pirates would unironically try to eat X parasites

>>385753815
>UHH PUMPKIN! PUMPKIN UHHH!
>SHOVE

>>385753875
Through a tube?

>>385753247
There are actual recipes online if you're interested.

>>385753916
huehuehue

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>>385753916

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>>385753875
"Subject 310 displays positive emotions when injesting the X-parasite matter. Analysis, 310 enjoys X-parasites"
"Space pirate log XX2 - Day X - Today Lee tried to injest X-parasite matter. Lee explained that it tasted like candy. Must taste like phazon, will have to sample."
"Space pirate logg XX3 - Day XX - Subject 310 has perished. Lee has also perished. Conclusion: X-parasites are not candy

>>385748343
Because humans, and every other animal, are explicitly programmed to seek out sustenance.

Also dopamine.

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>>385747270

>>385750423
I will eat peas and onions, just when they're not the main fucking dish you fucking african

>>385752141
I was told by the alcohol store person that it's silver colored cake frosting.

>>385746683
i binged on dark souls for ages and i woke up in the middle of the night craving estus

>>385748134
You can make this at home.

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All the food in Kirby 64 looks so soft and delicious.
Using the fridge power didn't help either.

>>385753242
>>385753293
WHY THE FUCK

Does the game not have a cookbook that saves these fucking recipes. So many things I never made because I couldn't keep track of what I mixed with what.

>>385755130
The compendium needed a cookbook section where you could take pictures of recipes in stables and shit and keep them there to review later.

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As a kid I REALLY wanted to eat these books.

>>385753323
Fuck, me too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVzDPGFRQps

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>>385747238

You weren't finished so I helped out

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>>385753323
>>385755838

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>>385755484

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>>385753815

>>385751359
Mai nigga

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It just looks so yummy, if you know what I mean.

>>385747270
>>385754493
Pellet Posies look like they'd be the tastiest candy ever. Nintendo better sell them at their theme parks when they open.

>>385752357
>ruby
>flour
>water
okay the flour and water make the crust
and we can see the whole crystal
but what the fuck made the rest of red parts?

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>>385754493
>the way he chugged the Pikpik juice
got me thirsty

gerubananas

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>>385753550

>>385757375
pour water on crystal
??
water turns into jam
I am jesus

>>385756073
Sweet, thanks anon :)

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i want to eat shades

>>385757375

Melted ruby probably.

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Are battleships edible? I'm willing to try.

>>385750135
What the fuck is wrong with onion soup?

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What does it taste like?

>>385758597
t. Nier

>>385747575
please sauce me, i googled and used all the stuff 4chan x gives you but i get nothing.

>>385751656
>bananas don't get very sweet even when they're ripe.
Nigger are you serious? Have you ever actually eaten a ripe banana?

>>385753001
>not wanting to eat a fucking lightning bolt

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>>385759153
I'm pretty sure the creator's name is on one of these

>>385751029
Underrated channel

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>>385759153
Or maybe this one

>>385754751
>>385752141
>>385751940

What I do is just get plain vodka add the smallest drop of purple or sky blue food colouring, I'm talking fuck all of a drop shit is potent, shake it up and add silver cake dust, that's what gives it its shimmer. Bitches go crazy for it and think it's so amazing and cool
>we don't get viniq in Aus and the idea of viniq sounds shit anyway

>>385760000
checked

>>385753323
That shit is seriously delicious.

>>385760000
D-digits?! On my Vee?!!

>>385746683
you want to eat mass effect 3's endings?

>>385759153
>used all the stuff 4chan x gives you
You're either lying or retarded.

>>385760000
>>385760061
nice quads but i found the creator and idk if its even porn anymore.

>>385760505
im retarded and still cant find the full comic

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Lizard pussy.

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>>385760583
so its not even porn just lewd. well i think i have used up all my chromosomes see you in the next life fellas

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>>385756073
Good taste.

the golden fruits from animal crossing

>>385751656
Very ripe bananas are so sweet people wont eat them without using them to cook. Your taste buds don't work right.

>>385751286
>Cabbage is good if it's cooked properly. I like it steamed/boiled where it makes my house smell like death for two days.

>>385753242
None of these are any better than just putting 3 of the same thing together are they?

>>385761437
You faggot, cabbage is in egg rolls, AKA, the best fucking appetizer ever made.

Get your shit tastes out of my board

>>385748742
>liking women's body
>below animal fuckers and people who want to be literally eaten(?)

who do you think you're fooling? yourself?

>>385751029
Let's put this onto a tray

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>>385762837
>You faggot, cabbage is in egg rolls, AKA, the best fucking appetizer ever made.

>>385753247
Thats actually a real thing you can get at Disneyland in Tokyo. Nomura liked it so much he put it in KH.

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>>385747270
Honestly there's a lot of stuff from Pikmin that I would eat.

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This particular Kirby.

The moment I saw him I wished Nintendo would produce winegums of their characters.

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>>385763251
How can one have such shit tastes.

>>385753343
Isn't there star fruit so maybe just that.

>>385750375
>>385761437
>>385763251
>being THIS much of a faggot
go back to eating your chocolates and cookies, kid

>>385764426
You're the faggot who likes egg rolls. Branch out and eat some real food instead of your otaku bait you fucking weeb. I bet you dine on instant noodles too.

>>385763053
Nice!

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The meatball sandwich always made me hungry when I saw it. Hell sometimes even the gross food looked tasty, even if the art was generic as fuck.

>>385764606
Better than being a lard who gorges on fucking burgers.

>>385764606
You responded to the wrong faggot, faggot.

Either, way eat shit, cause your tastes are beyond saving.

Like, I cannot even imagine how to live with stamdards as low as yours.

I bet you are the kinda guy to take pickles off your burger.

>>385751660
>Not removing the eyes
gourmet my ass

>>385765048
Slut

>>385764606
>Branch out and eat some real food
>says this while bitching about vegetables being "too stinky ewww"

>>385747238
Oh you! :)

>>385753247
dont fucking remind me of that game ill fucking cry

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>>385765203
The eye is an important part of the dish's presentation.

>>385752521
>wanting to eat Zess Dynamite
Good luck

>>385762559
Nope, they're simply a vanity affair.

>>385765703
I was talking about the bottom left

video game food gives me uncanny valley eerie disgust reaction