>PEEPUL

*clears throat-*

This is stupid

I used to love DSP back in 2009-2011, I played a bunch of games solely because he played them. These games ended up being my favorite games of last gen. Now I just watch TIHYDP and laugh at him.

>>385745247
At least you're not giving him money, anon
R-right?

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What's his name again?

>ACK ACK ACK ACK HOO HOO

I invented let's plays, Panda, hoo hoo
these scrubs are ripping me off

>>385745396
No but I will always give him props for getting me into Fallout: New Vegas and Red Dead Redemption.

he hasn't changed whatsoever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aupmLHOlx6U
BASED

>>385746196
>25 likes, 210 dislikes

What happened?

>>385746345
has been that way since what, 2012

>>385746345
people are jealous of phil's quality cahntent

KWALITY
KUHNTENT
*snorts*

post DSPkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsl9FkEVyCo&

THIS IS

Oh look, it's another thread made by the SoK.
I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret: You people are significantly worse.
You people stalk him, swatted him, harassed him, and bullied him for YEARS. You guys are fucking obsessed with him. And for what? Because he's bad at video games.

>>385748061
No fucking shit. Doesn't make it less fun to laugh at him.

>>385744869
>ORDER
>OUR
>PATTIES

>>385746836
>that intro
I cringed even before DSP appeared

>>385748206
But you aren't laughing at him for a justified reason.
Nobody is amazing at a game they play for the first time. Why is Phil any different?

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>Watch some random This is how you dont play
>Screen is covered with shitty youtube comments

>>385748406
The comments can be funny. Don't know what your problem is.

>>385748329
>had to look up a guide online to learn how to use rations in MGS when I figured out how to do it when I was literally in single digits

>>385748329
Because Phil is a gigantic asshole who berates and screams at people?

>>385744869
>TIHYD are becoming just as bad as dsp himself
>opting to watch his original shit instead of TIHYD because of all the editing

>>385748573
And that justifies the harassment?

>SNORT

>>385748061
And? Arguably the people who run the CWCWiki are far more pathetic than CWC xirself, doesn't make it any less fun to peruse the wiki and absorb their "research". Hell, you can even get meta-chuckles from the fact that people dedicate their lives to chronicling the life of a tranny autist. People like the guy who made him break the sonichu medallion and stuff it up his ass are fucking sick in the head, though.

>>385748329
That's just why people originally started hating on Phil. There's a lot more shit, like >>385748609

>>385748661
>TIHYD are becoming just as bad as dsp himself
What the FUCK does this even mean? I get its cool and contrarian to be on Phil's side but I'm genuinely curious on what the literal fuck you mean by that.

>>385748813
super obnoxious editing constant meme spouting

>>385748702
>>385748061
You're lumping everyone that hates on Phil in the same hole. The SoK aren't the only group that dislikes him, and they weren't the ones who doxxed or swatted him. Defending them also doesn't necessarily mean anyone here approves of everything that happens to DSP.

>>385748702
>moving the goalposts

You tried to infer that everybody is as retarded playing a game for the first time as DSP and that it's not a valid reason to ridicule him when it's clearly not the case at all, not about justifying harrassment

>>385748736
Don't you think this is a bad thing though?
We're developing a culture where instead of helping these people we socially ostracize them. These people are ultimately harmless and we're just contributing to their problems. At some point we need to take a step back and realize this is harassment.

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>>385748406
>uploader comments on every single mistake he makes
>randomly interrupts the video to throw in reddit memes
>puts in speedrun videos to demonstrate what Phil should have been doing
Phil's a retard, but those spergs are just as insufferable sometimes

>>385748813
no one's choosing sides here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUVf-k6dzo

>>385748813
i watch dsp videos for the comment section the sperges that hate him are way funnier than him

>>385748329
People are prone to laugh and ridicule DSP because he's a cunt, not just because he's bad at videogames. The amount of shit he talks during online matches is ridiculous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aa6H_qse6s

>>385744869
I'm watching him stream Broforce now and he hasn't died yet, he's doing super well.

>>385749119
Ignoring the CWC shit for a second, hundreds of people have tried to help Phil in the past. He always pushes them away, uses them, and insults them. It's exactly how he keeps getting more and more haters. He isn't in this position because of other people, he did this to himself

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Is this the year of DSP?

I'm currently watching TIHYDPs.

Phil's incompetence is really entertaining.

Watching him play through Metroid Prime on easy mode and struggle was great. He didn't use the charge beam the whole game and would stand completely still when fighting the space pirates. And then of course when he got to the Phazon mines he died and almost rage quit because of all that progress he lost which was only a few areas.

>>385749132
So your only problem is "it has memes and I personally don't like it". That's nowhere near as bad as screaming at your fans, screwing your real life friends over, airing out your wife's dirty laundry in front of your entire fanbase, and being a blameless asshole.

DSP isn't going anywhere, he's such a cockroach, he could get sued by google and still somehow get out of that.

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

AHNLINE CAMBOWZ

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>>385749314
>Phil's incompetence is really entertaining.
This. Some people just take shit way too seriously with him. I hope he never stops.

>>385749236
How?

>>385745247
How? He's only likable as an entertaining retard

>>385749529
broken english
getting mad over nothing recently he played crash bandicoot 1 n.sane trilogy and people were calling him a hypocrite and getting super mad over it

>>385749265
He doesn't "push them away", odds are those people are trolls. Fred Fuchs tried to "help him", doesn't make him any less of of harassing piece of shit.

>>385745247
How is it possible to be older than 12 and unironically enjoy the guys "kahntent"? Like seriously he constantly snorting and belching and bitching like a child and he's overall just unpleasant to look at physically.

>>385748329
For one, he never gets good at the game, and always blames the game rather than himself. For two, he specifically ignores in game tutorial advice and then bitches that the game doesn't tell him how to do something or says it is broken. For three, this intense retardation is the only reason people watch him at all. He's not good at anything. He's mediocre at best- but people come for those nuggets of pure stupidity he regularly dishes out. For example he dismisses the tutorial on crouch jumping in Black Mesa: Source, saying that he doesn't care, then later when put in a position where he has to crouch-jump, he is unable to figure out how to clear the obstacle and jumps mindlessly against a wall for 15 minutes and tries to use a barrel to prop himself over, then complains of the game's "bugged jumping mechanic". He spent far more time than is necessary trying to figure out how to move onto the next area in Bayonetta, going around the entire perimeter of the environment and trying to jump over, when all he had to do was follow the enemy that fled before him when he entered the area. All he had to do was go straight, but instead he went right and went around the whole thing before figuring out he was supposed to jump off the ledge. And of course he said WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW. Because it's the game's fault he's retarded. And of course check any video of him playing multiplayer, especially fighting games, he plays like an idiot and gets wrecked, but always blames his character being shit, the enemy's character being OP, lag, bad game design, or luck. He very rarely will admit he fucked up. And let's not forget his 10FPS shit graphics "Skyrim Let's Play" where he spends literally 30 minutes doing nothing and falls off a log to his death, losing all his "progress" during the video in the process because he never saved.

And again, this is why people watch his videos. At this point it's hard to tell how much is DSP being genuinely potato and how much is a character.

>>385749620
>broken english
Welcome to the internet
>getting mad over nothing
Okay, are they actually getting mad or are they just taking the piss out of Phil for being pants-on-head retarded?

>>385749713
funny thing about belching is all the people who bitch about this to him are fans of cowchop and idubbbztv

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DSP and LTG are literally the only YouTube gamers I enjoy watching.
I will always find Salt and/or incompetence more entertaining than skilled gameplay or loveable personalities.

>>385749314
>Metroid Prime
that ragequit is easily one of my favorites. you can clearly tell he's trying to play the game like an FPS: he rarely locks on, never strafes, he's just moving around the room and mashing the A button. the first fucking tutorial teaches you how to do all that and he just refuses to understand. hilarious.

>>385744869
ng

>>385749119
No. In the past someone like this would have been brained with a rock or end up a court jester depending on how amenable they were. They're still serving the same purpose now, don't you see it?

>>385749823
getting mad to the point of calling him a pigroach mentally ill not joking shit legit anger i think it's those sons of kojima fags

>>385749825
Lmao.
Can you draw one for perturbed pedro?

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>>385749524
Same. Not to condone his behavior, but it's possible to laugh at him without hating him on an oddly personal level. Unless he somehow gets his shit together and starts fixing his life, I don't want him to stop making videos either.

It's quite literally "nothin' personell, Phil."

>>385749696
You clearly don't know much about Phil's history.
He used pushed away John Rambo and Howard despite them being his "best friends". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxuV6fEF4w
KGhaleon was one of Phil's biggest fans and supporters for many years, he defended DSP at every point. They hate each other now.
He's pushed away many of his mods, some are now part of the SoK out of spite.
And he pushed away his girlfriend of 6 years less than 2 weeks after they were engaged because he treated her like shit and she finally wizened up.
You don't need to dig very far to know this shit, he spouts his entire history at the start of every livestream.

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>POST UNDERRATED TIHYDPs
I'm having trouble finding very salty one's that I haven't already seen.

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Never forget lads

>>385749971
SCARFACE

saging

>>385749912
This is just a jumble of words. Use commas, periods, capital letters, and actually think out your argument before vomiting random words.
Take it slow. I know it's hard, but I believe in you.

>>385750029
seen it.

>>385750024
Atlus confirmed part of the SoK. They're probably "just as bad as phil."

>>385750063
but he's right

>>385749971
His Furi and bloodborne: the old hunters videos are the best.

>>385748526
>lel phil masturbat xD

>>385750193
Not really. When you say stupid stuff on the Internet people are going to call you retarded. That still doesn't prove that they're unironically angry.

>>385749835
Incorrect. I don't know who either of those people are, but I doubt they take themselves as seriously as DSP and his "business". It's fucking disgusting the dude is in his mid 30s and acts like a 12 year old. He's just s disgusting human being. Forget the belching, he's a lazy fat piece of shit who's constantly snorting back snot from his 8 year (and running) "cold", his hair looks like he washes it once a year, his shitty facial hair tries to hide his double chin but fails, he has a nasally whiny voice and a grating fake cackling laugh. Complains about his back like it's preventing him from getting a job yet still talks like a tough guy and pretends he can back it up (meanwhile tons of entry level jobs don't require anymore physical exertion than what he does now.. He's just a lazy ugly manchild piece of trash who is unnattractive in both personality and physical appearance. What's to like baout him? Answer the fucking question, how can anybody genuinely enjoy his content besides facepalming at him failing?

>>385750391
Yes he did. And it was funny.

>>385750436
he didn't say anything stupid he said he probably won't play it unless there is some downtime and people ask for it
there was downtime and people asked for it

>>385750446
my whole point was people who insult him for belching usually like other people belch as a joke all the time dude

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>>385749924

>>385750519
you're evidently not old enough to use this site buddy

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God bless all of the hardcore detractor autists who spend literal entire days of their lives editing and creating all of those TIHYDP videos so his non-autist detractors don't have to. It's a heavy burden but thankfully I don't have to carry it

>Laugh at DSP
>UHHHHH FUCK YOU SOK AUTIST FUCKING SOK GOD SOK ARE JUST AS BAD AS DSP

Why does this happen every DSP thread?

>>385751175
It's the unironic DSP fans that give him cash on patreon.

>>385751175
Post-purchase rationalization. People have to mentally justify their continue Patreon sub to Phil

>>385751268
>>385751254
>They think people on /v/ are the same literal monogoloids that fund DSP

No way, i refuse to believe even /v/ is this pathetic and stupid

right?

>>385750321
seen both.

>>385750743
Low tier god now! then combine them with a body of a hyrda.

>>385751365
Sorry anon. You know it to be true. We had anons post screencaps from their patreon transactions

>>385751365
The fact that there are e-celeb threads on this board regularly should answer your question.

>>385751254
>>385751268
That's sad

>>385751365
I'd rather fund DSP at this point just to spite SoK.

>>385751598
hi phil

>>385748061
>Because he's bad at video games

That's the very least of his flaws and you damn well know it. Also I doubt the SOK autists would link DSPs actual channel;, retard.

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>>385749924
>>385750743
Not him, but I gave it a try too.

>>385751598
>literally playing yourself to spite some autists
It's not worth it, you'll only be like Vidar, a genetic reject

>>385750904
>take funny thing
>greentext it
>put le at the beggining
>slap an XD at the end

There, now nothing is ever funny.

>>385751598
The SoK will exist for as long as Phil does.

>>385751737
>>385750743
You are a beautiful person.

This is a fucking work of art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ournTe9wmgs&

>>385749119
chris lives for free, what more help does he need from us?
dumb fuck

>>385746196
>faggot just spams projectiles

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>>385751425

>>385748061
.

>>385751712
Hi Fred. How's the circlejerk coming along?

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>>385751598
>>385748061
Why does a podcast you don't watch about an LPer you presumably don't watch make you so assblasted?

How is it the anti-SoK team turns out to the most autistic out of this entire ordeal.

ONLY on /v/ could a group born from such pure contrarianism exist, and i love it. i visit these threads to laugh at you people.

>>385752369
leave vidar alone

>>385750619
>people belch as a joke all the time dude

No they don't, unless they're 12 and their parents aren't around. It's disgusting. "hurr lol ack ack ack ack ack hoo hoo burrrrrpp snort fart HAHAHAH SO FUNNy JOKE".

But from the way you type you might actually be 12 so there's no convincing you it seems.

>>385752317
Pretty smoothly. How's yours?

>>385752369
>SoKfag LITERALLY using "if you don't like it, don't pay attention to it"

there are no words for this magnitude of irony

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THIS IS NAN SENSE
HE DID A FULLSCREEN UNDADGEABLE ATTACK
YO FUCK THIS

>>385752426
my point is that these people constantly watch youtubers who use belching as a joke you fucking nimrod

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>>385751425
Did another one just for (You), anon.

>implying he doesnt lurk here
>implying his reviews and E3 coverage is not always on point

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>>385752162
This is perfect.
I have one more request from you. Then you will be relieved of your duties.

Draw Phil as the screaming baby in Eraserhead.

>>385752369
>t. SoK member

>>385752705
sorry bud, you gotta pledge to the paymetons for that

>>385752548
That's not even close to what he's saying.

>>385746196
> p19
> it's a 3 minutes video
What the actual fuck
This is kikery to a whole new level
I bet an ad plays before every episode

>>385752548
>>385752772
You're proving his point by assuming he's SoK.

>>385752798
Come ooon, you know you wanna.
I will compensate with positive affirmations and head pats.

He is as insecure, childish, and stubborn as he is incompetent. Combine those things with his short fuse and you've got the recipe for a nasty little turd of a man. I watch his shit though. This type of person is way more interesting to me than a standard lets player. He is actually a disgusting person and it's great to watch

>>385749854
i unironically watch LTG stream sfv and tekken, none of which ive ever played or plan to purchase by the way

I dont type shit in his chat, but watching this autistic rage is so satisfying.

Like, is he a failed normie or something?
He unironically believes he is biologically more evolved than everyone else. And if you beat him in a game, its because you played too poorly and sloppy that you were unpredictable. also lag

>>385752950
I can't blame you. I love Internet weirdos and lolcows. There's just something so interesting about them

>>385752996
>He unironically believes he is biologically more evolved than everyone else

What? Doesn't he have issues over the fact that he's black?

>>385752837
Back to your kiwi hugbox, faggot.

>SoK
>beta SJW's who lose their shit when someone says faggot
>DSP
>Alpha MGTOW who lives the dream and owns a /v/ mansion

>>385752562

i love when he gets so mad and he feels theres no other way to truly express it but to flip off the camera . nigga is such a child

Could Phil take on Chris Chan in a fight?

>>385752548
>I interpret all criticism as 'DON'T LIKE? DON'T WATCH XD'

Holy kek you need to go back to the Youtube comment section pronto. /v/ is not the site for you.

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>>385753120
>Can't stop proving the point

>>385753019
You just don't see people like him in your everyday life.

>>385752616
>these people constantly watch youtubers who use belching as a joke

And I refuted that with the very first reply you literal fucking mental invalid. DSP is a disgusting human being all around, who meanwhile takes himself 100% seriously I just googled who idubbzzz is and he's that goofball who hangs out with filthy frank and maxmoefoe ...shit my little brother watches where they would puke and fart and swear excessively and laugh at it because "lol randumb xtreme" is their whole gimmick.

DSP is a "business man" who takes himself 100% seriously and expects his fans to as well. Really, your "point" has no ground here, you just seem like an apologist and an idiot.

>>385753227
>>385752837
Says the faggot proving
>>385748061
to be true

>>385749971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezADEgE0ne4

>>385753118
I dont think so, he calls himself a "newage black" and looks down upon "coons"

>>385753316
i've even seen that already.

>>385748061
>get PM
>h-hey wanna join our freedumchat?
>no, wanna suck my dick
>f-fuck you
SoK on suicide watch

>>385753170
>you're assblasted and autistic
>criticism

>>385753292
Again
>Everyone that disagrees with me or hates Phil is part of the SoK!

>>385753153
his bad back and gout wont allow it

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>>385752705
Consider yourself spoon fed, anon-chan.

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>>385749924
>>385750743
Other anon here, delivering.

>>385753153
Chris would absolutely destroy DSP and then hump his corpse like his hacked PS3

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>Lets Endure
>People actually watch hours of videos they hate while commenting on them
Is this the pinnacle of autism

>>385753153
I feel like it depends on who is bigger. Isn't Chris a manlet?

RAW

UNEDITED

GAMEPLAY

>>385753692
REACTIONARY

IMPROV

COMMENTARY

>>385753580
s-shut up phil

>>385753525
This is perfect. May the gods of furious strong be with you, and live like a windrammer as you fuck.

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LOOK AH AH AH

>>385753468
But >>385752369 says nothing about Phil, he literally just defends SoK. Also
>not everyone who hates phil is sok
>but everyone who hates sok must be part of a "team"
Yeah, I'll let that slide after I've made my own podcast.

>>385753153
chris has tard rage

and phil looks like any sort of trauma would break his body

Chris would just charge dsp, tackle him, and dsp would say "wooooow, nothing I could do"

>>385753580
You ever watch a movie that you hate with friends and spend the 2 hours making fun of it? Ever watch The Room?

>>385753580
I don't think it's really hate, just more like fascination.

>>385753580
Its called watching a trainwreck

>people stalk and harass chris-chan
>this is ok
>people stalk and harass DSP
>OVER THE LINE

Love the double standards.

>>385745445
angREE joe

>>385753857
>Hating The Room
What the fuck? The Room is a modern masterpiece.

>>385750446
About the sniffing, he probably has Tourette's or something. Or "ticks" it can manifest itself out of sheer stress. I know because I had Tourette's syndrome as a kid and I sniff a lot and grunt and stuff when I'm stressed out still.

>>385753781
>look at me push this button in an exaggerated fashion to cover up the fact that I fucked up the input

>now listen to my buttons being mashed while I scream "I'M BLOCKING I'M NOT DOING ANTHING I'M JUST GETTING HIT AH AH AHK AHK"

>all with a goofy look on my ugly face in my high pitched nasally child voice

I seriously have never wanted to phsically hurt someone I don't personally know this much.

I seriously have

>>385753814
>chris has tard rage
I remember watching a video where Chris had trouble ripping a piece of paper in half.

>>385753973
Unlike Chris, Phil is actually doing pretty good. He got a 300 and then a 200 dollar tip on the last stream I saw in like the first 10 mins.

>>385749971
Gta 3/vc/san andreas

Any resident evil

>>385754005
So is Phil

>>385754005
The SoK is probably responsible for everyone hating the room. Somehow I know it's their fault.
Tommy is based.

>>385754137
seen all of those.

>>385748813
>phil

hi fred

>>385754234
>people hate The Room
nigga wut

THATS HORSESHIT DOOD

>>385753973
It's a good thing neither of those are stalking or harassment. At worst Phil got swatted, which sucks, but it's still not stalking or harassment.
You probably think Anita was harassed to, fuckboy.

>>385749418
So which SoK faggot are you?

>>385754336
Lying to the cops is a felony Anon

>>385749971
Both Jak & Daxter. He seems to hate those games for some reason.

You think that Ryu was good?
GET

Daily reminder this man has other grown adults stalk his every move even though his channel is practically dead and he barely gets any views

>those 3+ hour podcasts of anytime DSP snorts wrong

Damn niggas

woooow

>>385752996
watch his vlogs he's literally one of us

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>>385754336
>swatting isn't harassment
you're right, it's worse
I hate phil as much as the next guy but don't be a fucking degenerate

>>385754465
Right, I never said it wasn't.

>>385754069
It's not sniffing though. It's deep snorting, like clearly your sinuses kind of shit. He probably has mucus in his sinuses at all times from being so unhealthy, you can hear it in his nasally whiny voice.

If he does have tourettes his ticks are probably verbal, seeing as he can't finish a sentence without saying "okay" or "alright" at least 5 times.

>>385745182
Please tell me this is just an edit.

>>385754560
Xcom

>>385754579
I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.
You're right, swatting is harassment. I'm not advocating swatting.
But making videos about him and shit talking him isn't harrasment.

>>385749971
I thought the Doom 3 one was pretty good

>>385754560
i do, he tries to be all philosophical and always talks about bettering himself and how he is above the trolls.

he said he would be a very successful actor and entrepreneur

but he just goes back to raging at that shitty fighting game.

ALL EMPLOYEES

>>385754750
You're stupid enough to be mistaken for an SoK member. Life must be difficult. Just for future reference, is calling the cops on someone for shits and giggles wrong or not?

WOOOOOW DUDE there was nothing I could do, fucking begginers trap dumb devs cant even make a good game ack ack ack *claps externally*

>>385754491
seen both of those.

>>385754920
Are you retarded? I just said swatting isn't okay.

What actually happened to him after the hospital visit?
I'm having issues understanding the order of things happening.

>phil getting swatted

it was literally just 2 cops who knocked at his door and asked to come in, afterwards he blew it out of proportion to make it look like his life was at risk for sympathy bucks and to make the detractors look bad

>>385754978
the PS1 spiderman game

>>385754920
Everyone criticizing DSP in this thread has been accused of being an SoK member. It's nothing special

>>385755008
No, you changed your mind because you got called out. You were pretty adamant before. Shows how little you know about the world and how easily you can get swayed by popular opinion. I bet if you got a few replies saying its ok you would change your mind again.

>>385746836
https://youtu.be/iFVUDTzYbtQ

I want SoK and KWO off of /v/ and back to /l/eddit and kiwi

false copyright strikes
that negative element
patreon goal of the month
the bottom line is
I am not going to be able to pay my bills this month
my tenure with machinima
raw unedited gameplay
my condo in Connecticut
my office
this is bullshiet dood
*snorts*

>>385755139
seen that too.
I've seen so much it's ridiculous.

You can really tell when someone posts the link to a DSP thread on Phil's website

>>385755209
...fuck, they're on to me!

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>>385755106
>girlfriend goes to hospital
>he calls a taxi which takes him to where she parked the car
>he brings the car home
>after confirming the car was safe, he went to the hospital
>he stole her food and complained about having to wait for a doctor
>told his girlfriend next time she has a medical incident, she isn't allowed to go to the hospital
>he then tells everyone online what happened like the Xbox Kid
>she leaves him
>he proclaims that he left her weeks ago
>he buys a plant and starts talking to it

>>385748526
not really they just point out obvious shit that's already funny
>PHIL IS SO DUMB
yeah we know

>>385755285
I made an executive decision.

>>385749713
I was 14 in 2009 so there you go

>>385755321
You can literally go right now and check. His forums aint no Spoony forums.

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Remember when we used to have threads just laughing at DSP instead of this cancerous stalking shit

>>385748526
No, No they can't. Usually they are people just calling phil shit, pointing out blatant obvious shit or in the first ten minutes of the video saying HEHE CANT WAIT FOR A TIHYDP XD

>>385749418
no one knows why pandalee left him. for people to assume it was because he told everyone she went to the hospital while he was called about it on stream seems unlikely to me.
wouldn't she tell him not to talk about it if she didn't want it mentioned? she isn't new to the DSP game and she's not a complete retard.
I think people keep reiterating it because it fits into their narrative better than accepting DSP didn't want to drag her down into his debts and so refused to marry her, she couldn't handle it and walked.
every little thing gets turned into a massive character flaw, but really rambo and the other fags were just trying to steal his heat anyway, so they got outfucked.

>>385755370
El le el le based XD

>>385755462
Yeah fuck that, he's doxxed people that go to his forums

>>385754978
>>385755318
Dude you're hopeless. Just search for new TIHYDP videos every now and then.

>>385755504
You ever notice how /v/ acts like the arbiter of comedy yet they never find anything funny?
Weird.

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>>385749971

>>385755464
It's the usual escalation. With Chris Chan it was just funny watching him respond to obviously stupid and fake emails from Miyamoto and SEGA, then faggots went and started harassing him in real life and stealing his property. The super autists attract other super autists like Stands out of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

>>385744869
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>385755523
>DSP didn't want to drag her down into his debts and so refused to marry her,

then why propose to begin with?

>>385755523
It's believed that she was still loopy and under the anti-anxiety drug's effects while he's talking about it. I forget though if Phil mentioned it during the livestream

>>385755617
How is this comedy?

"Wow phil you are bad at this game. x100"

"Oh boy please make this into a TIHYDP please! x1000"

Damn I might need to get my funny bone checked out.

>>385755370
>>told his girlfriend next time she has a medical incident, she isn't allowed to go to the hospital
Really? What a dick move.
Was it because of the high cost of healthcare?
>>he buys a plant and starts talking to it
Can you expand on this?

>>385755318
Well fuck off then if you've seen most of them just start looking for ones you haven't seen.

ALL EMPLOYEES

I REPEAT

ALL EMPLOYEES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmUdk6NchZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBXxntZL-to

>>385755617
Maybe you need to go back to where you came from?

>>385755904
Hahaha dude simplify a thing to make it seem dumb hahaha

>>385755523
If you watch back the video where he explains the hospital situation, he refers to her as his girlfriend on multiple accounts. And if he's claiming this supposedly happened before, he is lying his ass off.

>>385755775
why move in with her?
to keep the bitch happy. he stated long before the enagement happened that he did not think it was fair to marry leanna because if he got injured or killed she would have no way of paying off his debts.
But tell your woman you won't marry her for financial sake and then she'll mention that society and family still expect men and women to marry each other and there you have it, he got a promissory ring he had no intention of ever committing to while he is indebted, and since things have turned out the way they have, will probably never be able to happen.

>>385755523
You had kind of a point until you sperged out about John Rambo.

>>385755625
seen that.
>>385755589
>>385755939
there's so many shit ones I have to ask for advice.
The only one I haven't seen is the Doom 3 one listed. And I think I might have dropped that because he wasn't salty enough.

Sadly DSPs new TIHYDPs are not salty enough for my tastes. DSP lacks a certain aggression he had years ago.

Compare the old Red Dead Redemption TIHDYP with the newer Red Dead Redemption TIHDYP. Obviously the old video was his first playthrough so he's more likely to fuck up and rage, but his attitude through the entire thing is more aggressive and irritated.

The current Phil is surprisingly more positive during playthroughs
That's the reason why I ask, I'm wondering if I missed some really Salty underrated ones.

>>385755996
>TIHYDP's are good
The only watchable ones are the MGS 3 and 2. All the rest are horrible.

>>385753153

Depends, is Phil blocking?

>>385755996
You are a huge faggot, that's basically all they ever fucking are. Name one youtube comment in these retarded videos you find funny. Come on dude I want to see what you find comedy genius

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>>385753781
>tfw you hear his horrible laughter just from those words

>>385755921
he bought some plants to "purify" the air in his house instead of having to dust, then he tweeted asking if talking to or petting his plants would help them grow better, or something like that

>>385755370
how much of this is true and where can I find a detailed account of events?

>>385749791
he got gud at dark souls

>>385756141
Just look for anything recorded with the camera pointing at the TV

>>385756141
how about that new tekken 7 one

>>385756141
He streams literally every day. Go watch for yourself, live. His P5 playthrough (now on private) was legit good. For salt go watch his injustice matches. He does OK in the new Tekken.

>>385744869
>he unironically thinks that he invented let's plays
Meanwhile here in Germany, we had Let's Plays on fucking television back in the year 2000.

>>385756407
>Its another Arab claiming they invented everything thread
Go back to /po/ Ahmed

>>385755921
He insists he was only joking when he told her not to go to the hospital, and when it comes to the plants. That's a real thing. I think he's named them different things and talks to them.

>>385756287
Well, technically, talking emits C02 from your lungs which plants uses for photosynthesis.

>>385756205
>getting this angry over someone liking a thing
Look at him and laugh.
The salt mine stuff is funny, the "good idea bad idea" things are funny. There's no argument to be had here because you'll just say "those aren't funny" and then we're back to square one.

I'm not exaggerating when I say you people act like autists when confronted by any form of comedy.

>>385756308
Most of it is true, some of it is a wackier version of the truth. These explain everything except the plant thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfVk4bhR60k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfzFINQKybo

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>>385756384
i watch most of Vault Boy's and Tigersuplex's Tekken 7 rage videos, so I've seen a large amount of the content that's within it.

Also though the editing is spectacular in the new Tekken 7 one, I actually prefer TIHYDPs with less editing.
Fifa might be my all time favorite TIHDYP
Also Phil is still saltier in his older Tekken Tournament TIHYDPs so it's a bit of a bummer

>>385749713
and yet you watch his videos anyway

>>385752369
>>385753860
>>385753904

SoKfag, you're stalking some shitty let's player with hundred of view at max per video for 7 years now for being "problematic".

You're the pinnacle of human misery and sadness.
Stop posting your shitty threads on /v/ about your obsession with e-celebrities.

>>385756407
He started this let's play shit and this is the motherfucking thanks he gets?

>>385756690
Thanks.

>>385748061
This is essentially true. Imagine spending the bulk of your LIFE spitefully proving what's already obvious to everyone even slightly familiar with the guy. If anything it's proof of his charisma.

>>385756936
>its proof of his charisma
Pfffffth hahahahaha

>>385753860
I sure hate him. I can't even stand hearing his voice, I just watch the people that ridicule him

>>385749930
>Oddly personal
It's not even personal, he's kinda disgusting on all levels.
Whough I agree hes useful to have a referent of how incompetent can one be in playing but useful is different to enjoyable, he's not enjoyable in the least.

I myself am a former pro fighting game player

>>385756814
No, I don't. I watch the occasional edit posted here. When SFIV came out I was 20 young and dumb and LPs/streamers weren't even really a thing, but even then it only took a few matches worth of "kahntent" to realize the dude was a whiny piece of shit and stop giving him views. Sounds like I just hit the nail on the head and described you perfectly in that post you replied to, Phil.

>>385757291
nice blog post bro

>>385757331
Nice deflection little man.

>>385757076
You laugh at that, but he's managed to pull and hold in a bubble a good chunk of cultist-tier fans who are enough to sustain him for years

>>385748526
>phil burps
>Ugh, stay classy, Phil :^).
some of the comments in the older tihydps could be funny, but now theyre just a bunch of faggots getting offended by a burp and reaching too hard for boring insults

>>385749302
every year is dsp year

BSV reporting in
AMA

>>385749971
Black Mesa is great.

>>385757371
>anon was kind enough to compliment your post
>he even called you a bro
>you have to insult him because of your insecurities
faggot

Are the dsp gta gameplays pure kino?

just him driving around like a retard is histerical

>>385753140
ahaha this. whats flipping off the camera supposed to mean? like fuck you guy, you're probably watching me right now too?

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*snort* ALRIGHT so as you all know the past year has been rough and this is hardly gearing up to be any better as the *drains bloody mucus into serviette* home stretch approaches. And you know my content is straight up gameplay, no holds barred, pure opinion, zero bullshit hundred percent facts. Bottom line is - after my second heart attack - alright - you know this time I couldn't go to the hospital because I'm already doing triple mortgage for the coronary emergency back in 2018 so what I'm saying is - I'm self medicating at this point. Any advice would be welcome and it would be even better if I could get some tips, prestream or not. Now you know that since being banned from Twitch from *snort* SOLICITING (makes quotation marks with bloated paws) I've been depending solely on my paypal account and it has greatly impacted my business. Okay? So what I'm saying is this - I'm giving it to you straight, I'm turning a new leaf, more positivity - it's gonna be good for my well being, gonna go better with my heart medication, like overall quality of life improvement and at this point I'm positive that if we can all just pull together and keep pushing I can refinance my condo debt in the next five years and hopefully by that time I'll have this heart situation all sorted out. So *gestures avidly* please - PLEASE - keep watching my videos - keep donating - keep the positivity going and let's get to that 20 year streaming anniversary! Don't forget my Dark Souls V DLC redemption run starts tomorrow at 4AM West Coast time. So be there okay? *snort fades into distance...*

>>385757405
>>385756636

>>385757443
>asks for underrated videos
>posts one of the most if not the most notorious and highly rated video

>>385753580
>they announce they're going to stop doing videos about phil and move on
>suddenly no one pays attention anymore
>go back to what they were doing before

These people are so transparent it's hilarious. Imagine being such a waste of human life you try to leech of DSP for popularity

The idea that the streamer has to be likable shows just how entitled audiences are.

>>385757439
Are traps gay?

>>385749971
Spec ops the line is kino

>>385757443
seen it.

HE NEEDS YOU TO PAY HIS BILLS

Take your e-celeb garbage back to where it belongs.
>>>/trash/
>>>/r/eddit

>>385757636
have not seen it.

>>385752061
Fucking perfect.

>>385757652
>dsp threads are not /v/
What next? No more deep sea threads?

>>385757652
fuck off retarded redditor

dsp have been discussed on /v/ long before you even discovered 4chan via reddit

>>385752061
holy fuck the animated snorts

>>385753692
LAZY

UNEDITED

UPLOADS

>come into thread looking for some laughs
>it's all autists defending SoK again

why does this keep happening?

>>385754659
The fact you actively had the thought that it wasn't means you're too far gone.

>>385757549
>*snort*

This is why people laugh at you and your followers, Fred. You make DSP look like a chad in comparison.

>>385757741
It wasn't good then, it's not good now. Are we gonna have over 9000 posting back yet or what? Maybe we can get Lanced Jack next. If it's old, it's okay apparently. Can't wait to discuss DSP's next tweet. Now that's video games.

>>385757795
>>385748061
Phil's fans keep bringing them up

>>385756518
Could you arleast put some effort in your shitposting you useless americancer?

>>385757517
>anon was kind enough to acknowledge other anon as a peer and reply
>even bent down to eye level and said "little man" instead of "little brat" or "squirt" or something more appropriate for a misbehaving child
>you assume anons sexual identity in "current year" because you think being edgy makes you fit in on 4chan

Bigot.

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>>385744869
Threadly reminder never to lease a car under any circumstances and buying a condominium is retarded in most areas of the country. Protect your finances, anons. You don't want to be 35 years old and begging children for donations online.

>>385752369
honestly, people hate sok because they've decided to dedicate so much time to a boring, sad man going through a crisis. it's not pretty to watch, not fun to hear about. people just want to see tihydps that arent shit, and most of them are nowadays

>>385757076
Yes. People like SoK continue to derail his ego and give him infamy for virtually no reason. You can't get that kind of perpetual hate without some form charisma.

>>385757885
>Phil's fans
literally SoK, they are just in denial. They donate to his patreon and everything

>>385757912
>Leasing cars

why do people do this?
just buy yourself a nice respectable used car.

why do poorfags need to pay 600 dollars a month to rent the most hip american sports car?

>>385744869
>DSP still uploads 17 videos per day
>hours worth of kaaahntent
>honestly expects his subs to watch every minute of them like he's shitting out gold
Had this fat fuck learned how to edit things down he could still be alive on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1DVrjxJ0UE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1DVrjxJ0UE

>>385757904
Dont you have some refugee's dick to suck or something?

>>385757905
>SoK autists are SJW

it all makes sense now

>>385757962
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT!?
FUCKING WHAT!?

>>385757990
Leasing preys on the lower class dumbasses who aren't patient enough to save up for a down payment or buy a used car. You rent a car for years, only to have a dealership rip you off even further when you go to trade it in. Too many miles? Dents or scratches? Problem with the upholstery? Here's a fat fucking fine.

You know, when you ironically watch his videos, you're still unironically supporting his channel. And remember just how completely unrecognizable irony is on 4chan.

>>385757905
>had to consult 3 subreddits on what kind of reply to post
>this was the final result

>>385756725
any racing game, the guy cant drive for shit.

he's fucking hilarious to me

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>>385744869
Which games let me try on nice fitting shirts?

>It's a monthly desperate begging video

Alright can somebody explain to me what the problem with the SoK is without trying to be ironic and defend Phil? What did they actually DO to him?
And before anyone says anything, I don't care that they stream his videos a lot. You people waste your time on a nip image board so you aren't really much better.

>>385758172
pls be in seattle

>>385758172
i would actually smash

why does this thread have so many replies? did he die or something?

>>385758046
Learn what 'charisma' means

>>385758015
>linking a literally "debate me!" alimony paying cuck
Come on, anon.

>>385758262
They called the cops on him. They harass pandalee and beg her to appear on their podcast hoping she will talk shit about dsp.

>>385758015
>Cuckstiny

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>tfw USF2 and Tekken 7 videos happened just right after Leanna left, so on top of playing a fighting game, he's also extra salty

Damn, I haven't seen him this mad in a long while.

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I unironically watch DSP if he plays story driven games, not stuff like DS or GTA and especially like his vlogs and reviews as he can speak pretty fucking good and his reviews are more objective than 99% of the reviews from game """journalists""". Fight me, faggots.

>>385750446
>starting with "Incorrect."
>trying your hardest to use perfect grammar to sound smart while being anonymous
i may be reaching a bit here, but you're a faggot with 0 personality

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>>385758143
seen so many of them already.
>>385758172
Fuckable but not worth dating.

>>385758105
That's why you watch TIHYDP

>>385758262
Well TIHYDP literally buried what he had left of his channel value, no one watched his playthroughs but tons of people watched their uploads.

Then again, someone at Machinima gave him a new contract at the time because they saw how popular those videos were so they thought it would translate into money for him/them.

Other than that, they are trying to get him banned from Twitch and Youtube and try to blow up anything he says. Basically standard SJW tactics used by spergs.

>>385758262
>can somebody explain to me what the problem with the SoK is
They are all uneducated white trash who look like this. Do we really need to go any further?

>>385758430
I unironically listened to the whole Danganropa playthrough at work. Comfy as fuck. Of course I already played it before so its fun to see how he will fit sex jokes in there.

KAHM AHHHHHHHN

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>>385758530
And pic, whoops.

>>385758482
There's dozens of people who've uploaded "How you don't play" videos of DSP, and besides the video on Arin Hanson playing Ocarina, none of the ones I've seen are as polished as Evilaj's original videos.

>>385758262
Everyone just blames all the bad stuff that happens to him on the SoK.

>>385758390
>they called the cops on him
Evidence pls
>they harassed panda Lee to be on the podcast
Did they? Or did they just ask her?

>>385758679
>hurf durf google things for me

how new?

>>385758679
>Evidence pls
There's literally videos upon videos. Holy fuck you lazy faggot.

>>385758524
>Well TIHYDP literally buried what he had left of his channel value, no one watched his playthroughs but tons of people watched their uploads
That's not an SOK thing. Everyone can make TIHYDP videos. He doesn't deserve the money.

>Other than that, they are trying to get him banned from Twitch and Youtube and try to blow up anything he says. Basically standard SJW tactics used by spergs.
Explain how this is a bad thing. If Phil is doing something wrong he should be banned for it. Did the SoK even admit to doing this or are you just talking out of your ass?

>>385758838
Is there evidence that they were personally responsible? Don't make claims without evidence fuckboy.

>>385758736
>>385758838
The videos all show the SoK denying that it was them, and Phil continuing to blame them regardless

>>385758262
You don't even have to ask, just go watch any of their videos and you will see the issue.

it's a bunch of kids talking over each other trying to 1up each other with the best bash

truly worse than phil ever was or ever will be, it's like a bad joke became manifest, everyone thought laughing at phil was funny, then these kiddo's took it like 30 steps to far and in the process make themselves look retarded

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS

>>385758953
Case closed. /v/ is just contrarians. The SoK did nothing wrong.

>>385759040
The SoK have done plenty wrong, but credit where credit is due

>>385758953
holy fuck PHIL BOFTO, SOK DID NOTHING WRONG GUYS

>>385759019
>laughing at a retard is suddenly bad
>B-but it's okay when 4chan does it!

>>385759083
Really? because nobody has been able to actually explain what they did wrong besides "it's autistic to laugh at funny things! Be cynical like me!"

>>385759128
Laughing at SoK is okay when everyone does it, not just 4chan.

man it must really fucking suck being DSP
>35
>struggling to make any money
>internet hates him
>implying he will ever get a gf in his current state
>alcoholic
>overweight
>gout

>>385759019
>it's a bunch of kids talking over each other trying to 1up each other with the best bash

So.../v/?

>>385758262
Imagine having a perennial hate group caused by your disrespectful playing of video games and having serious life-altering consequences for it

>>385759040
Go away, Fred. This isn't your safe space.

>>385759230
Right but I'm asking WHY /v/ is laughing at the SoK. Their only defense is "muh Phil! Muh swatting which I have no evidence they were responsible for!"

>>385759128
There's a difference between laughing at something and dedicating your entire life to talking about someone you've never even met. I don't know why anyone defends SoK when they're clearly autistic as fuck, they literally talk for 9 hours straight about someone they "hate"

>>385759230
Dude, do you know how much time and effort InternetAristocrat has wasted making videos pointing and laughing at DSP when he could've been making videos about TGWTG members or tumblrtards?

>>385759345
I'm actually amazed that people are trying to spin Phils failures on the SoK. It utterly baffles me.

>>385759378
>Right but I'm asking WHY /v/ is laughing at the SoK
How is it that hard to comprehend? They are literal autists who have a weekly podcast and make four hour long videos dissecting dozens of hours of footage from somebody they don't even like. They're a pathetic group of manchildren. And just because you laugh at them doesn't mean you can't also laugh at DSP for being a huge moron, not everybody has to belong to one end of the spectrum or the other.

>>385759378
Because laughing at retarded children is funny? First day on the internet?
>>385759404
>TGWTG members
Golden age ED already said everything that can be said about TGWTG and co. Those guys are not even lolcow material anymore.

>>385759391
9 hours straight
The only video even close to that length is the debate with Sammy. Most of their videos are barely an hour long.
What's even their schedule? Is it actually daily or is it a weekly thing?