Do you pass the test /v/?

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

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>Played in quotation marks

So smug and above it all.

>>385725984
Yes, I passed all the checks. It's a real shame that I don't own a gaming PC and actually play on my console. Should probably have that on there, seems pretty essential.

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>>385725984

yeah liked and shared on my facebook meme page

>>385725984
>Signed a petition
>played a dota game
>played minecraft
>sandbox
>played new games
>dark souls was legit hard
>even described combatr
>listened to chiptune when i was 16-18
>wildstar looked really promising
>been on reddit
>watched anime

bonus points
>play every pc game with a gamepad except stalker and rimworld
where is your secret club now

>>385725984
There are people who unironically believe this.
These people exist.
Let that sink in. Really think about the implications of being so autistic.

>>385725984
Good. I don't want to be described as a "gamer" of any sort.
That shit is gay as fuck, broh.

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I know this is bait but...

>the best MMORPG of all time is a full blown sandbox game
>sandbox features in MMOs are bad

what did he mean by this?

>>385725984
Pretty accurate image all in all. I'd say its reasonable in seperating the chaff from the real master racers.

>Signed a petition
I have for a new dog park
>Played a MOBA
Yeah, played DOTA 2 for a while but I just don't get how people get so damn crazy about them.
>Played Minecraft
I've sunk tons of time into it. Every now and again when I need to get the autism out I play the fuck out of some fuckhuge minecraft modpack like SkyFactory or something
>Downloaded ARMA 2 for Day Z
That's how I got into ARMA. Everyone was Day Z crazy so I got it on sale. After I got bored with Day Z I started checking out ARMA and now it's one of my favorite games.
>Listed standard sandbox features in a dream MMO thread
I don't participate in dream MMO threads.
>Praised Hotline Miami, Binding of Isaac, or Risk of Rain
All three are pretty neat. I'm not much into Risk of Rain but the other two are alright
>Played new Fallout, XCOM, Deus Ex, Elder Scrolls, or Battlefield games
New Fallouts are just okay. I adore the new XCOM. New Deus Ex has it's moments. I always play the shit out of TES games. Battlefield I'm not into.
>Played Tribes Ascend or Planetside 2
Played both. Every now and again I get the itch and fire up PS2
>Said Dark Souls is hard
Never said it was hard, but I have said the game doesn't hold your hand. Don't know if that's the same thing or not
>Described a game's combat as "Dark Souls Tier"
No, I know how to describe an ARPG
>Complained about Morrowind's Combat
Morrowind's combat is, in fact, garbage
>Listened to the Protomen or chiptunes
Not something I'll actually sit there and rock out too, but I have listened to some.
>Posted in a Wildstar Thread
Just to ask what the hell the hype is about.
>Played a game for escapism
I don't do this. I play vidya because I enjoy them. If there's something going on in my life I'll go address it.
>Been on Reddit
Never posted, but I have googled something and found useful info on Reddit.
>Watched anime
Use to, but I've long grown out of anime

And I am a PC gamer. It's the platform I play the most vidya on. Stay mad.

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>>385725984
>shitting on Risk of Rain.

You got me. I'm mad

>>385725984
But then there's literally nothing left of stuff to do on PC aside emulating

>>385725984
7/10 bait, not too shabby

>>385725984
I played Minecraft before it was a thing
I played the DayZ mod before it was a thing and subsequently played Arma 2 in a milsperg group.
I enjoy Neo-Fallout, but Neo-Deus Ex is shit. Neo-X-Com just gets boring.
Dark Souls is tedious.
Morrowind's combat is shit.
All forms of entertainment are escapism.
I've watched an anime.

I am not a PC Gamer and am of inferior intelligence compared with whomever made this brilliant, revealing image. I will not sell my PC because I am too stupid to use the computers in order to sell it.

>>385725984
I've been in a coma since 1999 and I just woke up. I passed!

Fuck off, everyone played Minecraft when it first launched.

>>385725984
1v1 me sf mid noob

>>385726641
probably how everyone's "big MMO idea" is just ultima online except they dont want to put the effort into actually playing a game like that

>>385725984
What does watching anime have to do with not being a PC gamer?

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>if you've played Minecraft
You kids will never understand the tragedy of Minecraft. Before Notch ruined it with so many useless features and bloated mechanics, the game had such potential. During its very early beta, it could've been bigger than even Zelda or Mario in terms of raw gameplay potential. True, it still sold alot after ward, but this was after Mojang stopped giving a crap. Even now with mods I suppose the game is okay, but to imagine what could've been fills me with a bit of sorrow.

>Signed a petition unrelated to video games
>Never played either Dota game, have booted up but never did anything with Minecraft
>Don't even have ArmA
>Don't go into dream MMO threads
>Have mentioned liking Hotline Miami's arcade-y nature plus the soundtrack, as well as Risk of Rain's generally hectic gameplay
>Enjoyed New Vegas, XCOM Enemy Within, and XCOM 2
>Haven't played a Tribes game since Tribes: Vengeance back in maybe 2005
>Haven't played Dark Souls
>Haven't played Dark Souls
>Have complained about Morrowind's combat because missmissmissmissmiss was never a good system
>Like Protomen's Trooper cover and that's about it
>Didn't even remember Wildstar existed
>Play vidya for fun
>Only go on /v/ and IRC
>Watch mostly /m/ anime
Well I guess I don't fit the bill for captain autist. Which is good, fuck the word "gamer."

>>385728010
No sir. You're looking through a very small and limited prism of your own age group. I'm 35 and saw it as an ugly pointless game. Still haven't touched it. I didn't get sucked in by hideous blocks because I grew up with shit graphics. Same reason I don't play any indie retro shit. I didn't go through terrible NES games only to revert 30 years later because it got popular again with children.

>>385728214
Nothing. He just threw that in for maximum trolling.

>>385726807
>>385726402
>>>/reddit/

>>385728429
Naw, I'm cool. Thanks though.

>>385728214
People who watched anime are generally easily manipulated individuals who will think anything is the greatest shit ever so long as it has a cute waifu to obsess over. This bias persists into games and as such they can not be trusted to have an accurate opinion on games nor any actual knowledge about them.

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>>385728513

>>385728661
this board

>>385725984
Nah, I've done everything list features in a Dream MMO, complained about morrowinds combat and the Wildstart thing.

>>385726147
how can you play them when they are hardly real games in the first place

>>385725984
>praised Binding of Isaac
What.

>>385725984
I didn't pass the test, turns out I'm not a faggot.

>>385725984
>chiptune
This is still a thing? We're going back over 10 years here

>>385725984
Dont own a pc but still havnt done any of those things do i still get in?

>>385725984
Haha, a upset lolbabby made this

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>>385725984

What's wrong with Tribes Ascend

Whats with the cannabis leaf pentagram? Is this pic made by Quentin or something? Also what does it mean to "play" minecraft, dota or tribes 2?

>>385728513
Or maybe they just realize that Anime is just cartoons but from Japan. Anime is just a medium to tell a story; like comics, cartoons, art and video games. If you're gonna shit on anime you might as well just shit on all cartoons.

>>385725984
peecucks are so fucking cancerous holy shit. I don't ever want to be considered a part of your neckbeard master race bullshit community. die in hell

>>385725984
>tribes ascend is bad

kill yourself you retarded piece of shit this is literally the worst crap chart I ever read on this motherfucking retarded board, may the one faggot who wrote this shit die of fucking cancer and all his relatives of some unknown, painful and incurable disease

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>>385725984
>you can't be a PC gamer and listen to The Protomen

How in the actual fuck are these two things related? Even if you ignore the Megaman aspect of their songs, which is easy to do because it's so marginally related, they make good fucking music.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/rucuJtZ6q82f5aznVduNvA/
Stop spamming this dumb image

>>385725984
Ive only done " Played Minecraft", "Played the new Fallout, Xcom, Deus Ex, Elder Scrolls, or Battlefield games" and "Been on Reddit". And I dont even PC game anymore

>>385730224
Until the mods start banning based on image hashes, they will never go away

>on 4chan
>whining about anime

>>385725984
The ony thing I have done from that pic is

Complain about morrowind combat. Mainly because I really whant to enjoy the game but that combat style with todays standar is atrocious

Watch anime, Idn what does this have to do with videogames at all

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>tfw i almost never play pc games but i stilled passed the test

>>385725984
Why the fuck would I want to be called a PC gamer?

>>385725984

Images like this are why people hate PC gamers.

"You can't be part of our super secret special club unless you fit this criteria."

Just shut the fuck up and play video games, man.

>>385725984
See you in 3 days OP

>>385725984
Wow, this is "at this moment I am euphoric" tier fedora cringe worthy stuff.

>>385725984
>signed a petition to keep my local swimming pool open
>Not a PC gamer
whoop de doo

>>385725984

What is this new meme of putting a million quotation marks around every word?

>>385726981
You'd need to be a complete and total retard to actually take bait like this. I'd give it a 4/10 for the sheer autism factor alone.

>>385725984
is there an omnipotent god of pc gaming that judges and smites? no? who gives a fuck.

>>385725984
chiptunes are patrician

>shitting on tribes
Confirmed b8

>>385725984
Wow this image sure convinced me because my entire world view is based on memes that I saw on four channel dot org.
Guess I'll go sell my PC now.

>>385725984
Well I post in Wildstar threads to shit on it since the fanbase is pure cancer with tumbler faggots, furries and mentally ill lunarics that suck Crabmines dick harder than star citizen backers.

>>385725984
>Ever listened to the Protomen or Chiptunes.

I don't get this one.

>>385729134
a game is an inconsequential plaything by nature, how pathetic do you have to be to act like there's anything about your preferred toy to be elitist about

>>385733682
PC gaming is a lifestyle.

>>385725984
Yes. I play mostly on consoles though.

>>385733867
it's more of a state of existence you inadvertantly lapse into and rely on elitism to appear like it's out of choice