I want to fuck Mary. Why won't this game let me fuck Mary?

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She's out of your league.

>>385725064
Is the game unironically good?
I looked at the art and it makes me think it's SJW propaganda

>>385725475
It's hardly even a game.

>>385725862
Is there sex or anything?

>Game Grumps make a game
>it's a gay dating sim
Really does joggin' the noggin goes.

>>385725185
>glorifying drinking
disgusting

>>385726051
They really gotta stop marketing it like this
Vernon made a game, none of the grumps did anything.

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I didn't know Game Grumps had anything to do with this. I legitimately thought it was a porn game. I was really confused yesterday when my sister asked me to help her 100% the golf minigame in it.

>>385726354
So this is a porn game without the acgtual porn

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>>385726160
If it sells