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go play your liteeral nigger hero SJWatch fanboy

>too many snipers
>no tank heroes
>no healers
thanks, quickplay

>>385723542
I dont remember the last time I saw a regular pepe

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>>385723384
your on the team too you fucking nigger so switch. if i join a game and pick a dps and some faggot tells me to switch i tell him to fuck off i aint no bitch. this chucklefuck should switch. man fuck him i hope we lose

Role selection when? League did this and no one fights for their roles anymore

>playing CuckoldWatch

lmao

>Play Lucio
>Can now do healing thanks to your heal waves and tank if you're good enough to distract the enemies by wallscatting around and shooting them
What's the problem

You can win games without a tank unless the Emmy team has a Bastion or Torb.

Not sure about lacking a healer though.

be careful not to get 100 reports or youll get banned!!

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>select your hero
>3 DPS instalocked
>every single time

>>385723384
you don't need tanks or healers when you kill enemy team in an instant, faggot

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>>385724805
>those three heroes are ALWAYS Hanzo, Genji, and Widowmaker

>>385724869
>>385724772
How many hours does it take to change? Because I watched it for a minute straight and nothing happened.

>>385724918
What SR are you playing at that everyone instapicks fucking widow of all things? Rarely anyone ever picks her at plat+.

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>>385724918

>>385725056
5 1/2 minutes.

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>>385723384
>mfw

>>385725072
Everything below plat+

>>385724374
league you cant swap mid game
SJWatch thats a big thing

>>385723384

>taking a casual game seriously

die

>>385723384
I'll be your Zarya, Winston, Dva OP. You can count on me. Only thing is, I feel like playing Tracer, I got a legendary skin for her.

>>385724772
You're not the real barneyfag. I don't get why people would pretend to be him, and I don't get why they'd put such a half assed effort into it.

>>385723384
Uninstalled earlier today, feeling very fresh.

>>385724805
When people see that there is alreafy a sniper, what motivated them to also pick a sniper?

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>no tank heroes
>no healers
>instalocked Genji and Hanzo

It's the "looks like you've won too many matches, let's fix that winrate" starter pack.

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>playing neo blizzard activision cuck games for literal 10 year olds

top kek

>>385726339
"I want to play a sniper."

I'm not solo tanking so losers can fuck around anymore.

>>385724772
>>385724869
>explode the gif with gifsicle
>actually get two files with one of them being barneystuff

honestly, how did you even figure that out
do you just inspect every frame of every gif ever posted?

>>385724050
>one person needs to fill four positions
Literally how?

>>385730440
By playing Symmetra of course.

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>>385730440

Roadhog used to be a tank dps and self healer all in 1 package. The only way to enjoy quickplay.

Rest in peace my friend.

>>385723384
>still playing Blunderwatch in 2017
you deserve it

>pretty good at the game I think
>generally carry my teams in qp, went about 3 hours winning every game yesterday
>play comp
>placed in bronze league
>cannot fucking win a match worth no matter how well I play

I'm even decent in games like counterstrike, why am I so bad at this?

this is the thing i dont like about class shooters sometimes

when you play a game like CS, everyone is just the same guy with a different gun. of course sometimes your team goes full retard and everyone has an awp for some reason, but that doesn't really happen often

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>I'm enjoying hanzo alot and pick him on defense since recently
>If the team just plays along it nearly always is a win since Hanzo is doing incredible damage if you hit your shots and know about BASIC GEOMETRY
>But in 90% of all cases they scream around and tell me to switch and say I'm a griefer or troll and they just trollpick, not realizing what kind of hypocritical pieces of shit they are
>When I leave the voice chat because of the autistic screaming I make it worse for these autists and even more trollpick
>Fell down from near Grandmaster to near Gold

Sure showed me, picking Widow, Torb or Sombra to show me how bad my pick is. Beeing mad at me for picking Hanzo because they think that means we lose and they just lose it themself, but continue to blame me even when I'm on fire the whole game.

>People still argue this game isn't just manchildren, children and other kind of lesser beeings

>>385731498
>nerf roadhog, he's too strong waa
>gutted
>wtf I hate dive comp waa we need hog

This community is fucking stupid and I hate the devs for listening to children who don't know how to FAKE OUT A SIMPLE FUCKING HOOK

>>385730204
Sure there is.

>I've memorized 200 gifs that have one frame of something pony in them and can identify them at a glance and the frame number they're in!

No matter how you slice it, this is some really retarded obsessive pie.

>>385733789
Like I said, an incredibly unhealthy obsession. And this is going off the theory you're not the one posting them in the first place so you can shitpost threads about games you hate in order to have them deleted.

>>385735345
>talking about games I hate is shilling them

Is it really that hard for you to simply ignore the threads? Are you that autistic?

>>385731552
The sheer magnitude of your autism continues to astound me

>>385736171
So you were talking about yourself?

>says he constantly has a million tabs open to various pony sites so he can instantly identify a pony picture
>posts a picture then a little later spam-responds to himself

Why do you do this?

>>385736627
Which is yourself, because nobody else is as autistic about this as you are and it's always the threads about a few specific games this happens in.

>>385736914
>people being annoyed by your inanity means they're as autistic and obsessed as you are

>>385724918
I need this meme explained.
Genji ok, he is OP as fuck.
But why always 2 snipers?
Widow is also really op if you have a decent aim.

>>385737121
Suuuuuuuure they are. Also funny how you mention ban-evading when you do the exact same thing.

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>>385723384
thats why i always play zarya

>is a tank
>is dps
>doesnt need healing unless you lose more than half your health bar

>>385726358
I'm paid fairly decently to do this, three nights a week for an hour or two.

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I don't heal as much because you guys have become so abusive to healers. Spamming "I need Healing!" when you don't get your way.

I don't spam "I need killing" when the dps sucks. Healers are the only group who are consistently criticized during the game. Then when someone chooses a healer, you're mean to them if they're not perfect.

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>>385724918
>Enemy team has a winston

>>385737579
People complain about DPS and tanks all the time. It's only healers who get buttblasted when someone tells them they're doing a bad job.

idea: make every picture you post into a gif so lee is forced to inspect every image incase theres a pony in it

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>>385733115
>>385731498

Pic related is hog now. Nerfing his damage when his spread and falloff are already garbage nerfed him 3 fold. 4 fold vs. armor because his shotgun pellets do less than 10 damage, so they get all their damage reduced by 50%

>>385731803
it's so obvious it's painful

>>385731498
Pick Soldier 76 then. He can heal better than 90% of Mercy mains and has a press Q for free double kill button.

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>Defense Hanamura
>load in first before everyone else
>pick Torby
>next dude picks Tracer
>the one after picks genji
>Hanzo, at least we're on defense, makes sense
>Winston, already know he's going to try and dive, alone, with no backup
>hold with baited breath for last dude to pick, taking his sweet ass time
>set up is nearly over, 5 second countdown
>picks Doomfist
>get stomped, no one switched
>only one with card at the end
>Tracer and Genji bitch about team being terrible
>have Gold objective kills and objective time
>mfw

>>385739462
> having a badge in a sjw game for 5 years old

man , you are the toughest o nthe playground

>>385739613
>a sjw game

The cast not being 100% white men =/= an SJW game, crybaby.

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>>385724918
>Genji
>Not a God

>>385733016
Hanzo is shit at defense. Play him on attack you mongoloid

>>385739613
Can you stop derailing this fucking thread?
It's not even hard to see through, fuck off back to pol if something that hasn't got anything to do with gameplay annoys you.

>>385723384

shit game, check my 5

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>>385724050
>if i join a game and pick a dps and some faggot tells me to switch i tell him to fuck off i aint no bitch. this chucklefuck should switch.
take you're own advice, your on the team too you fucking nigger so switch

the other guy has just as much claim to the role he wants as you do, you can't just expect everyone else to do something you don't want to do if you won't even do it yourself

>>385723542
>>385731552
It´s true... it does turn into Spike pepe...

>>385736474
He post them himself from time to time to try and maintain his relevance

>>385739462
>giving a fuck about non competitive

>>385749551
There is no such thing as noncompetitive. The entire game is competitive by nature.

>>385750586
No it isn't. There's a reason you rarely see masters and gms in quickplay. Quickplay is a garbage mode for literal drooling retards. You want real team comps? Play competitive.
You wanna win in competitive? Don't pick fucking torb

>>385751501
He has nice hair. Who is this cute boi?

>>385747504
Are you remedial? Whats up with nigger being the first insult on this site? Lmao...kill yourself, twice, today, ya half eaten poptart

>>385733016
>Fell down from near Grandmaster to near Gold

? ? ?

>>385723384
so fucking play one of those, you dumb fuck.

I'm glad people are realizing gutting Hog was a mistake. He needed a nerf but he was just fucking gutted.

>>385724805
>DPS heroes are more fun than tanks or healers
>wonder why everyone scrambles to be the first to pick them
c'mon nignogger

>>385723384

>Make game where I can swap heroes on the fly
>Also make that game extremely dependent on team composition

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>Start up the game after months of not playing it
>join game on numbani
>team is doing pretty well keeping the point
>buffed zarya ult kills almost all of us
>overtime
>they are capping but our entire team is almost there
>retard nigger doomfist just sits there next to the point not doing anything
>they cap
>they win in under three minutes

time for another few months of not playing then

>>385725872
You still can assign roles to players and if the designated support player decided he's "dps only" he gets banned for a day.

>>385756165
>He doesn't have fun melting everyone as Zarya
>Or being a cunt as D.Va

>>385751317
The main reason you don't see them there is because they want to at least try to keep climbing. Ranked is for tryhards and autismos who care excessively about an imaginary number that tells everyone how good they are.

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>>385723384
>Only player that hasn't picked yet
>Decide to go healer
>It clearly isn't working so I ask if someone can go tank
>Guy playing Hanzo says "Why don't you do it?"

>>385723384
If this game weren't shit, you'd be able to win games at a high level without tanks.

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>hearthstone with guns

>>385723384
Then go tank or hero.

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Why do people hate playing tank so much?

>>385723619
I've been noticing you've been shilling and bashing on this game. Why are you doing this?

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>>385758641

People hate playing Tank because noone wants to play Healer to keep them alive.

Noone wants to play Healer because noone will play tank to protect them.

So everyone plays DPS one man army xD call of duty mindset.

Basically a neverending cycle of autism.

>>385758641
You usually have gimped damage and aren't actually that hard to kill for a DPS. Plus no one wants to coordinate with you.

>>385758641
Nobody sticks together for you to be able to tank anything

No point drawing enemy aggro when there's nobody to exploit it

>>385737331
How the hell do you keep up charge? Every fucking time I shield a dude under fire by four different dudes they miss every fucking shot the moment I put it up.

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>>385757148
>You still can assign roles to players and if the designated support player decided he's "dps only" he gets banned for a day.

This in a game that is all about counterpicking and even was so balanced that not too long ago teams picked 4 Mccree in competitive.

Taking Overwatch seriously is one big joke.

>>385758641
>Why do people hate playing tank so much?

Because a tank is designed to not kill and just a meatwall between the enemy and the ones on your team that actuall kill.

>>385759641
Which is weird because even in comp I get gold damage and elims as rein consistently. I'm sure that'll stop as i get higher into plat but still.

>>385759114
Plus tanks in OW are the least threatening things in the game now that Hog and Zarya got nerfed. Rein has always been a horribly buggy joke, Dva has tickle lasers and Orisa is just a massive target with a slow projectile bad accuracy spraygun

>>385751775
go back where you came from summerfag

>be cree
>"pls switch cree", "pls kill cree"
>i have to do all the killing myself
>3 gold medals

Please shut the fuck up. Overwatch is one of the worst games. The whining in competitive is ridiculous.

>>385724805
>instalock
why do people use this term incorrectly so much in overwatch?
It's not League of Legends, there is no "locking in" heroes. You can switch your hero at any time.

>>385758641
Why do tanks even exist in an Arena shooter?
what the fuck?

>>385760129
>make no leaderboards because its a casual game so that the shit players can't get told they're shit
>then attempt to make the game competitive and fail miserably because its designed from teh ground up to be casual.

>>385760312
>Why do tanks even exist in an Arena shooter?

Because blizzard took inspiration from LoL.

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I am so fucking sick of Genji and Tracer instalocks in high platinum low diamond
>The other teams winston seems to be destroying all of our Support
>Maybe I should go reaper
>"what the fuck anon go back to Zarya"
mfw

>>385723629
>that one hanzo and widow

>>385737775
whether it's total damage or damage per pellet, 50% reduction is still 50%.

lrn 2 maths

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>quickplay is even more cancer since DF is out
>no one plays real comps
>you can actually get away with everything
>play torb on payload attack maps and stomp

it's actually more fun now

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>>385723619
>MUH SJW boogieman

>>385760312
>Arena shooter
Because it's not a arena shooter, it's a shit

>>385760312
Overwatch is not an arena shooter any more than TF2 is.

>>385760312
>Overwatch
>arena shooter
Anon...