Look at this imp.
No
>>385721325
Cute imp.
She has an imp-ressive behind.
>>385721828
It's imp-robably big!
What's the best way to play this? Wii-U version, or emulated GameCube?
>>385723140
An imp-ortant Midna fact!Didn't really enjoy TP for most of it. Felt kind of bland, and the insect hunting in the beginning made me drop the game the first time I played it. But once I got further in, and learned more about Midna, she carried the game for me.
>>385721325
That I just found
>>385721325
Who the fuck put this thing in a child's game holy shit
Look at this belly, those fucking legs man
Kids shouldn't play this shit.
>>385721828
I can't believe how much wolf cock she can fit into it!
>>385723825
Yup. HD ruined Epona.
>>385723594
I don't know why Midna is so hot anyway. She has the proportions of a midget, like if you saw a human like that you'd think of an oompa loompa
>>385724214
The tsundere looks and feel maybe?
look at this imp
>>385724214
Its the face.
>>385724214
Sometimes I fap to midget porn.
>>385724078
>$59.99 HD release
>looks exactly the same
What did Nintendo mean by this
>>385721325
Don't have to tell me twice
>>385724214
She's a literal semen demon, that's why
>>385724214
I got it. It's the colors. Imagine a black dress on a woman like the black color on midna. You can see one leg, but the other is covered, you can see the belly and see way more than you should of her breasts
Hot as fuck. Brb fap.
>>385724437
Sometimes I fap tofidget porn.
>>385724604
This anon is thinking with both heads.
>>385724958
Imp Midna is good, but human Midna is better.
>>385725350
How can one Anon be so wrong?
>>385725407
Gee boss idunno, but what I do know is that she looks a tad dumpy in that picture. I bet if human Midna leaned forward like that her belly wouldn't drop out.
>>385721325
No way, fag.
>>385724214
My friend's GF has the body of Midna but a normal size head. Small tits, huge ass, thick thighs and little feet.I'd provide a picture if reverse image search didn't exist.
I love that imp
>>385724604
nah, i just like loli porn
How do you go from this....
>>385726589
to this?
>>385726589
>>385726635
>Toon Link
Absolute disgusting. They should've drawn a real shota
>>385726706
Sorry, Toon Link was born for straight shota
>>385726929
Get better taste in shota
>>385724308
That's the only appeal for me at least.
>>385724214
Her proportions are that of a shortstack, not a midget.
>>385727091
OoT Young Link is the worst design bar none. It doesn't help that he only serves as a reminder of MM's mediocrity and the most boring parts of OoT
>>385726635
Pretty creepy....
>>385727159
Scratch that, get actual taste in general
>>385727132
Her proportions are that of a pregnant woman with extremely long arms
>>385727349
Just remember. Young Link is never coming back, and TP establishes he died alone and miserable.
>>385727510
That's fine, it's a tragic end to one of the most tragic Links in the series which fits Koizumi's writing style long after he left the series and Aonuma ruined it. I wasn't expecting anything different
>>385727670
>It's a "Majora's Mask fan pretends that Aonuma and Koizumi didn't make MM together" post
Aonuma was the one made TP, dipshit.
>>385727439
>belly is totally flat
>pregnant
>>385727949
Koizumi did the dark moments and Aonuma made the lighthearted ones. They worked well together and played off each other to make a great game in just the span of a year. Aonuma meanwhile made TP all on his own and the "dark" moments in that game are fucking laughable
Aonuma isn't full cancer, but he shouldn't have been given total control over the series
>>385727510
wait, Link is not an one person?
>>385728007
Not him, but if you applied those proportions to a real woman, I could see her look 5-6 months pregnant.
>>385727132
>Her proportions are that of a shortstack
No fuck off. Midna looks good, sure. But sheis not a shortstack. You people have completely raped the term to the ground.
Shortstack were always about short yet top heavy women. Short in stature, huge of chest.
>>385727510
>Saves hyrule
>Saves termina from apocalypse
>somehow manages to get fucked afterwards
I wanna see more Zelda games in alternate worlds of hyrule. I'm guessing young link got himself in deeper shit by still looking for navi even after majora's mask
>>385721325
What a cutie.
>>385728212
Did I trigger you?
>>385728325
>>somehow manages to get fucked afterwards
Gee, all he did was blinded obey the stupidest Zelda in the series and agree to let her effectivly undo all of his effort in OoT
>>385727439
What's wrong with that?
>>385728174
>Koizumi did the dark moments and Aonuma made the lighthearted ones.
Oh, now we're at the part where it's "Koizumi made the parts of MM I liked and Aonuma made the parts I didn't."
>Aonuma isn't full cancer, but he shouldn't have been given total control over the series
Why? He's only produced a single real dud in Skyward Sword
>>385728551
Never mind, you're retarded
>>385728619
Not an agument
>>385721325
This imp is amazing.
>>385728672
You're the one that deliberately ignored what I was saying so I don't really feel like replying anymore. Go wank to your shitty ass shota that looks like a Sonic character
>>385721325
what would midna look like with a pregnant belly haha
>>385721325>>>/aco/1567488
I'd like Midna to find me in this situation.
>>385724514
ps4 does it tho.
>>385723404
>optional content which gives you jack shit made me drop the game
?
>>385728731
>>385728731
>You're the one that deliberately ignored what I was saying
Why should I acknowledge shit that can't be definitively cited aside from vague statements in interviews?
Not that Koizumi isn't a good writer, I actually think Rosalina's storybook is better than anything he ever did in a Zelda game, but the idea that the franchise under Aonuma has been "Link's happy fun bouncy time" is a retarded myth spread one fucking obnoxious portion of the fanbase
>>385726021
I am envious of you Anon, I hope you and her are happy.
>>385728374
Sure. Let's call it that.
>tfw u will never pimp the imp
>artists who draw Imp-na with big tits
STAHP
>>385721828
imp.butt.
>>385721412
Midnas muff is breathing fire.
>>385723204
Wii-U version did a good job fixing a lot of the minor issues with the game other than that though, if you plan to emulate just use codes to fix the game's problems, TP has a shit ton of codes for both Wii and GC version.
>>385724214
>>385730329
Who is this cum queen?
>>385730329
>That cellulite
I'm usually forgiving on this topic, but that's excessive
>>385728212
Funny how things change over time, considering early shortstack threads, from before and around the time the term was coined on /d/, were mostly about Midna.
>>385730329
>>385730508
No idea
>>385723464
>>385730615
She's a midget, they always have fat asses though.
>>385730329
Eww look at all the cellulite. Yucky
>>385730615
Nigga that's just her fat sitting on her implants.
>>385724371
this imp is not cute.
>>385730329
I wish my face was midnas throne
>>385730329
Is she a vampire?
>>385730724
>coined on /d/
Shortstacks never had anything to do with /d/. The goblin fuckers just co-opted the term, presumably in an attempt to make their fetish appear more legitimate by sharing the same designation something older and already recognized.
I am not even condemning goblins. And Midna is real nice looking. But the idea of shortstacks was always very simple. Short girl. Large breasts. By no means necessarily /d/ material in any way. Think of girls like Poplar from Working or whatever.
>>385730748
Her proportions are too insane for her not to be some instagram whore, but no one seems to know where she's from.
>>385730724
>shortstack
>coined on /d/
the actual fuck am I reading
>>385731287
I can't say I've ever really heard of the term before it started being commonly used on /d/, but I believe you.
With that being said, words and terms evolve over time, and gnomes, goblins, Midna, yordles, etc. are now commonly thought of as shortstacks.
>>385724514
>HD remaster
>is the exact same game but in high definition
>people are upset because they expected something else
>>385728842
Not the side quest insects, the twili world insects.
>>385731806
>people expect a remaster because it's called a remaster
What fools. Fuck those entitled consumers. It's their duty to assume that descriptors used have no meaning and are just slapped on for marketing purposes.
I want an imp.
>>385731806
>>385732193
They fixed the textures which were the worst thing about Twilight Princess. Wind Waker HD got special treatment as a project done by the core Zelda team. TPHD was outcourced. I don't know how much more people expected
>>385730329
Anyone know the name of this hoe, or am I going to go ask /r/.
>>385721325
That's a big imp
>>385730724
>shortstack
>coined on /d/
nigger what the fuck
>>385731287
Back on /d/ it couldn't just be big tits because then there would be no differentiating factors between shortstacks and oppai loli. So hips were quickly added onto the term, to prevent this from happening. You are very right though. Especially in the early days of the term.
>>385731567
/aco/ wasn't always a board, and if you could make it past the forest of dicks other fetishes were also on /d/. Shortstack was never extremely popular but the odd thread would be dominated by midna, gnomes, and yordels. If only because Zelda, WoW, and LoL had enough eastern followers from pixiv to keep the weebs from shitposting the threads too hard.
>>385733690
>So hips were quickly added onto the term, to prevent this from happening.
Or, they could have just not used the term.
Midna and most of the WoW gnomes and whatever don't even have notable chests, which was like almost the entire point.
>>385733965
Some all-encompassing term for the fetish was needed, and it happened to end up as shortstack. It might not fit in perfectly with what it used to mean, but it's still a fairly descriptive term. Hell, even if someone like Midna might not be stacked in the chest department, she is stacked in the hips and ass department.
>>385733486
Dude. She is the meaning of Kawaii.
>>385733526
everything comes to a start and an end on /d/. It is the source. the source of love. /d/ is love. /d/ is life. -coined on /d/
Such a dangerous cute!
>>385733690
>/aco/ wasn't always a board
I never said anything about /aco/.
Shortstack as a term and a fetish has long predated /d/, 4chan, and the internet.
>>385733965
>Midna and most of the WoW gnomes and whatever don't even have notable chests
That was the main cause for the change though, Midna had always been the big catalyst that thrust short girls from cute to having decent art made of them, but she isn't stacked. At all.
Midna is pear shaped in her imp form, but since most of the game had her in imp form that's the one waifufags gravitated towards and commissioned artists to draw.
Some artists mad her bustier to fit in with the classic definition, but it was never as popular as the on model pictures so the tit requirement was lessened.
Anyway I'm going to stop getting autistic about the history of fetishes, and just post cute imps.
>>385734639
>>385734765
>>385734846
Why are there so few depictions of her without the stupid bulky stone crown?
>>385734932
Because she wore it almost the entire game, it is the same reason she is mostly in her imp form instead of her true one.
>>385734639
>Some artists mad her bustier to fit in with the classic definition
But said definition never applied to her in the first place. And there was never any point in applying said term to her in the first place.
Really. It's like if I was to all of a sudden start calling muscle girls "Thicc" or whatever else.
>But she isn't thicc at all
"B-but they're indeed thicc! Look at all that muscle mass!"
Do you get how silly that is? Now I like breasts, I like asses. I like thick girls and I like fit girls. But you don't just force a term applied to short girls with breasts to become a term for short girls with asses instead. Have some respect.
post EXTREMELY cute characters
>>385733526
>>385731567
It's not an entirely incorrect statement. The current usage of the term was coined on /d/.
>>385735381
>The current usage
That implies that others ever stopped using the term. Which is kind of part of the problem. People never stopped using the term shortstack. And then people started to use the term but with an entirely different meaning for whatever the reason.
>>385735196
It's funny you should bring up thicc of all things, considering how far removed from its origin that term has become now.
>>385735553
It was fairly obscure slang that I'm not sure anyone outside specific parts of America even knew of, not something that was ever commonly used.
>>385735228
>>385735560
The term as it's used now and what it was used for before is different.
They're just cute.
>>385735196
The comparison doesn't make sense since what thicc is and what it became are very goddamn different.
Thicc was nice looking girls with a bit more weight around the midsection, and is now used for fucking whales.
Only difference with old and new shortstack is that hips and asses could fill in for tits, but tits have to still be there.
That's why Lalafel never took off as shortstack because they're just pear shaped lolis, and WoW goblins became the damn near mascot because they have all 3 consistently.And there I go being autistic about fetishes again.
>>385727091
hhhnnnggg
>>385728812
needs more giant midna both forms
>>385721325
best helper character
>>385730329
Her name is Alexandra Uchi. I follow her on Snapchat and she is a massive thot. Posts "spiritual" shit about crystals and other dumb vapid shit, then posts pics of her fake tits and ass.
>>385736328
Lalafell aren't even pear-shaped. They're shaped like fucking candy corn.
>>385730329
disgusting
fucking niggers ruin everything
>>385736791
Damn, what a basic ass hoe.
>>385736796
Well, when you're right you're right.
>>385736919
What are you even complaining about?
Niggers came up with thick.
Like back in the late 90s or early 00s
>I get frequent flier mileage from my stewardess chick
>She look right in that tight blue dress, she's thick
>She gives me extra pillows and seat back love
>So I had to introduce her to the Mile High Club
That was from Girls Girls Girls back in 2001, but Jay-Z hasn't come up with a non-referential rhyme in decades so it was a term before that.
>>385736328
Now I'll be the first to say that the whole thicc crap is silly. But going from thick to thicker is by no means a further stretch than going from breasts to ass.
>>385727510
He died as a kid?
>>385738329
He grew up, accomplished nothing that anyone remembered, and then died.
>cave of ordeals
>mfw 3 dudeknights
>>385731806
>$60
Wipeout Omega Collection is three games with upped resolution.
Nsane Trilogy is three games with completely remade everything save level design.
>Both $40 from launch.
Starcraft Broodwars has upped resolution with new textures and sprites for everything.
>$20
First couple that came to mind. Nintendo is just cheap.
I like Hilda more.
>>385738186
But you never lost the breasts in the transition.
Going from, for example, Twintelle to Super Pochoco would be about the same. They're clearly different, but while one is on the razor's edge of bbw and all that entails, you could argue that she fits because the focus is on her tits instead of her gut.
Anything further is a totally different fetish that is attracting a totally different audience. Titfags, assfags, and hipfags are usually interchangeable because they're so conventional. But the fact is that short was always more of a focus than stack since that was what made sortstacks the most different than any other conventionally beautiful woman. This could be argued due to taste, though. So we'll have to agree to disagree since it all falls to taste in the end anyway.
Now this is a thread i can get behind
>>385727510
Yink didn't die alone, he married Malon, had kids that would help found Ordon, and then died with regrets because no one else had experienced the horrors of the Adult timeline but him. Also he couldn't pass down any of his fighting skill to his descendants until TP Link.
>>385739994
It's just one extreme of the same. Not a reclassification.
Like toddler to loli.
>>385740190
>no one else had experienced the horrors of the Adult timeline but him.
If only he knew it was all for nothing
>>385740734
>If only he knew it was all for nothing
Fucking Wind Waker
>>385740547
Depends on the extreme.
Someone like Ellie from Borderlands would clearly be the most extreme form of thick, but that is already its own thing. SSBBW.
Think; all squares are rectangles etc.
Landwhales fit into the thick box because they're technically just thicker, but nobody looks in the thick box for landwhales.
>>385741247
Why the hell were Ooccoos so damn creepy?
>>385741419
its a human head(well almost) on a chicken. What do you think?
Should I buy a wiii and mod it? How hard is it to mod it?
>>385741247
So midna as an imp is thick.
>>385741247
Thick does not mean blubbery.
>>385741752
It's very easy to mod, almost insultingly so. As long as you can follow basic instructions on how to mod it, you can't mess it up. It's well worth the small investment. Be sure to get a set of component cables for the best picture quality.
Have fun!
>>385741869
It didn't but it was memed by fatties and falseflaggers into it.
Personally, Super Porkchop is maximum thick for me anything else is hogbeast territory.
>>385730724
you stupid fucks think 4chan invented everything
>>385721325
nice pits
>>385737768
But do they taste like candy corn?