*sits quietly in your path*

VREEK
*scratch scratch*

23 years later this retarded argument keeps going on...

Get this into your fucking head once and for all: this ugly bitch would die even if Samus ignores it because the planet EXPLODES at the end of the game.

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>>385722516
And who triggers the self destruction?

Christians:1
atheists:0

Why does everyone care about killing this thing but not the hundreds of other creatures along the way? Being bigger doesn't make its death any more meaningful.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[spoilers]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>385722603
>And who triggers the self destruction?

Mother Brain

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Crocomire did nothing wrong.

>>385722946
Then why was it down there?

>>385722979
That's his home. He lives there.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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>>385723087
Fuck. Was about to post this.

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>>385723184
Good thing I'm about to run out.
Right now.

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>>385723257
Let's move on to Dragon.

>>385723310
*Draygon. My Y key is a bit fucked.

>>385722946
Perhaps he should if he didn't want to die like a bitch-ass nigga.

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>>385723310
>>385723362
No more SM pictures on this computer unfortunately.

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>>385723310
Or a less shitty boss.

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>>385723756
We tubes now?

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>>385722946
>2017
>Still no Metroid dating game.

>>385722946
>Oh, I see that you are on your way to get revenge on the bastard that killed your parents and stop the plans of the evil Mother Brain? Well, being the good person that I am who does nothing wrong, I'll just step aside and get out of your way rather than be an obstruction to justice.

>>385724667
Explain how Crocomire would ''step out of the way'' in a tunnel where he just barely fits, with deadly lava behind him and spikes on the other side. For all we know, he could have accidentally gotten stuck there.

>>385724667
Then you are providing a mercy, starvation is much worse than melting in acid.

>>385724810
muh z-axis

>>385724910
no it isnt

Grappling beam is a non-mandatory upgrade. You never even have to face Crocomire, let alone kill him.

>>385728306
You do have to kill him, since the entire planet blows up at the end.

>>385723310
Draygon is cute. I like her spooky face hat.