THE FUTURE

Trying way too hard to be edgy / surreal: The Conference

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>>385718492

This would have been funny if Devolver weren't a cancerous publisher more interested in marketing shit unfinished products than creating great games.

>>385718896
Thank god I refunded Strife after half an hour. From what I heard after that, that half hour was literally the entire game.

>>385718896
You know what a PUBLISHER is, right?

>>385719090

Yes, do you?

If you think a publisher is any less responsible for the quality of the products they publish than the developers they pay to create those products, you're fucking mistaken.

If they choose to finance, support and market a product, you better fucking believe they can be held accountable for it being a steaming pile of shit.

>>385718492
Literally [adult swim].
I liked it.

>>385719224
Damn you even listed the things they are responsible for and yet in none of them did the development of the game come in

this conference wasnt funny

How do you spell Pearl Harbor?

I mean I get what they were trying to do, and the gags did actually work even if it's all kind of tired.

Honestly I just hope Ruiner doesn't turn out to suck.

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>>385718546
>Trying way too hard to be edgy / surreal: The Conference

Europeans trying to be funny in the English language

>>385719503
>12 straight hours of shitposting
I still can't believe it.

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>>385719368

What's your fucking point?

They were making fun of publishers.

As I said, it would have been funny if they themselves weren't responsible for the same scummy business practices they were poking fun at.

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>>385719542
I enjoyed the concerned and confused developers.
And everything else.

This would have been funny if Hotline Miami 2 wasn't a piece of shit.

>>385719678
>scummy business practices
Name other games they have done this for that aren't Strafe.

I kinda like Strafe but I had no idea it was a roguelike...kinda disappointing but I still play it from time to time. I pirated it

>>385718492
I wanna check a look at her boy tits.

>people honestly didn't like this and thought it was "cringe"

I miss when the Internet was fun.

This was like a twelve hour long episode of Eric Andre.

It was pretty great.

>>385719993
>people honestly like shitty marketing that panders to 16-year-old edgelords

I miss when the Internet wasn't full of shills.

>>385719823

A Fistful of Gun (this is doubly as scummy as the developer took a bunch of Early Access money from a prior game, Under the Ocean and ran)

Dungeon Hearts

Noct

Defense Technica

Ronin

Breach & Clear: Deadline

Gods Will Be Watching

The broken as fuck Duke 3D and Shadow Warrior re-releases.

All of their VR titles

The mountain of SORETRO MUHINDIE shit they've had a hand in is insane.

>>385720076

You know the Devolver presentation and 12 hour skit weren't related at all, right?

>>385720186
16-year olds nowadays like ironic memes and letsplayers
also how was it edgy?

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>>385718492

So we're they marketing a game or was this some kind if satirical (((art)))

Seems kinda pointless due to how laughably retarded video game conferences tend to be every year, this one was "trying to be retarded" - but what I really would have been surprised by was a presentation that was actually genuine, honest, well-rehearsed and cool.

>>385720207
Okay, but besides that.

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