I know this is supposed to be the "arrogant cunt who hates

>>385713798
>expecting good plot and characters from Zelda game
BotW is basically only fun gameplay, everything else is mediocre/generic/repetitive.
Well maybe arstyle is nice.

He's kinda hot tho

>>385713798
>his ability is the best of the 4
He deserves his arrogance.

>>385713798
Hes falco, are you saying falco is a bad character?

>>385713798
this >>385714585

Characters were shit and I felt nothing during all their post Divine Beast cutscenes.

>>385713798
Jesus, don't you faggots have any friends? It's just friendly banter.

>>385713798
You're supposed to want to hate fuck him

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Revali is a cute.

>revali
>chad tier

haha

>>385716057
Its shure usefull but one Urbossa thunder thing can half hp a hinox

>>385713798
_all_ the characters in botw were undeveloped. it's a shame.
>>385714585
>>expecting good plot and characters from Zelda game
not all the zelda games have shit plots or characters.
>>385716713
please dont turn me on, i intend on going to bed after this.

>>385713798
His voice actor was endearingly campy.

Looking back this game was total yiffbait.

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You are Link: fuck marry kill.

>>385717947

Fuck blue bird
Kill black bird
Marry Shark

>>385717947
(since i forgot the names)
marry the zora
fuck the thicc rito
kill the champion

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>>385717947

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>>385717947
Kiss Kass
Fuck Sidon
Marry Revali

Kill Nobody.

>>385713798
>Giving a flying fuck about the characters
You gay or something?

>>385718147
i thought i wasn't a fag, nor a furry, but DAMN!
>>385718178
weak taste, anon.

I really like the Rito in this game. Shame that all the female ones were basically just palette swaps.

>>385718147
Birds don't have fur, dumbfuck

>cockhead
hehe like a chicken.

>>385713798
He's a tsundere. Your taste is so shit that you somehow manage to hate tsunderes?

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>>385718349
the female ones wernt attractive at all.
>>385718379
(see picture)

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>>385717947
fuck revali
marry kass
kill all zoras

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>>385718329
Dont care, Revali is my favorite Rito Husbando.

>>385718482
The female ones were okay, I just wish there were more unique models of them like Kass got. There's also that owl chief, but was completely forgettable.

>>385718478
tsunderes are made so poorly, though. i fucking love the idea of one, but people cant write one well. they are _always_ the same.

>>385718484
>kill all zoras
KILL URSELF, CUNT!
>>385718494
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
>>385718557
the only race that was developed at all were the zora. the gorons, rito and gerudo were shit.
rito were saved for the hot men.
gerudo were saved for the hot women.

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No love for the pageboy? All the fanart I see is furry shit.

>>385718716
>No love for the pageboy?
THANK YOU!!!!

>>385718482
"scalies" exist though

>>385718683
There there anon. I will say that Sidon is a tall hunky fish prince.

Kass, Revali and Sidon are all attractive

>>385718716
Do the Bokoblin count as furry or no?

>>385718683
I didn't like the gorons in this game at all. They were just sort of bumbling comic relief. In past games they were more spiritual people with an actual culture.

And the gerudos were weird too. It actually really bothered me that they'd wear heels... in a desert, on sand. Urbosa was great, though.

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>>385718865

>>385718897
>In past games they were more spiritual people with an actual culture.
YES! fucking hell. i missed their islander-like and "brother" way of acting. they were awesome. comic relief is right.

as for the gerudo: their ideology and culture seemed less realised. why the fuck do they let in gorons? why do they want dick so much but actively prevent men from entering? heels are alright since the gerudo women are trying to appeal to men. its fun. (since i forgot the name) the loli one was pretty good. she just had no character.

>Overall missions
Zora > Gerudo > Goron > Rito
>Hop into the Beast mission
Gerudo > Zora > Rito > Goron
>"Dungeon"
Gerudo > Zora > Goron >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rito
>Powers
Gerudo > Rito > Zora > Goron

>>385713798
>turns around and becomes a valuable ally

Dude, he's been dead for 100 years. And his parting words after you beat the dungeon are mostly of lament, not submission.

>>385720191
>Overall missions
Zora > Gerudo > Goron = Rito
>Hop into the Beast mission
Gerudo = Zora = Goron > Rito
>"Dungeon"
Zora > Goron > Gerudo > Rito
>Powers
They all sucked.

>>385720336
lament caused because he couldnt get link's dick.

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>>385717947
Blue bird is FWB.
Black bird is husband.
Kill that ugly red cunt.

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>>385720647
>>>/out/

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>>385720491
*have

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>>385720647
>Kill that ugly red cunt.
he is so kind and motivating. sexy, too.
>>385720717
nigger.

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>>385717947
Marry Sidon
Kill Ravioli
Befriend Kass since he is already in a loving relationship and I would never attempt to ruin it

>>385720874
>Befriend Kass since he is already in a loving relationship and I would never attempt to ruin it
cute

>>385713798
That ain't Falco.

>>385713798
Well. In the Japanese version he actually admits defeat to Link in the end, genuinely wishes him well. And is generally a lot easier to like.

He still comes off as something of a proud prick, but not to the point where he'd let it interfere with anything nor a point where he'd deny reality to protect his delusions.
I really have no idea why they cranked up his assholery to 11 with the localization.

>>385717947
marry kass fuck revali kill sidon

>>385713798
I never liked Lancers. They're always pricks in the media I enjoy. They tend to be edgelords that would angerly leave the team on their motorcycles at least once a season because of conflicts with the MC.

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>>385722020
You don't have to be an asshole to be the MC's right hand lance, anon