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>co-worker starts talking about video games

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>co-worker starts talking about video games
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I talk about tabletop with my coworkers.

Been wanting to run MERP lately but first I need to convert everything to a system that isn't fucking Rolemaster.
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>faggot creates the same thread again
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>>385704309
>hey man you're into games huh? give me your psn name so we can play some cheeky CoD ahah
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>Dad starts talking about video games to try and bond with you
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>>385705257
Sorry, I use steam.
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>>385704309
>conversation quickly turns to how fun Mobile Strike is
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>>385705317
My dad used to be quite interested in it, but his English never was good enough to get in to the more complex games, and he rarely had time anyway.

Now he's super duper old, and I'm not really trying to push it on him anymore.

Last time was Wii bowling, and we had a reasonable time together.
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>overwatch, LoL, or a sports game
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>female coworker starts talking about video games
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A coworker and I are pretty excited for MHworld. A shame he doesn't have a pc and I don't have an xbox.
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>thirty-something qt secretary starts talking about games with me
>says her husband has been playing one in particular quite a lot recently but doesn't know what it's called
>says she heard him exclaiming "the stuffed unicorn! Oh, the stuffed unicorn!" several times
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>you can't join them because they aren't your friends
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Why do I keep seeing this thread every day? Is this some shitty new meme?
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>>385705317
At least your dad tried to connect with you you spoiled fucker
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>>385704309
>lunchtime at a boring corporate office
>boss sitting with us
>random talk somehow ends at vidya
>slip up and reveal my power level just a little bit
>boss' face lights up
>"oh cool anon, didn't know you were into vidya, I'm a gamer too, what's your Steam id?"
>mfw
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>>385705257
>Proceeds to give psn
>Is never on anyway
>End up deleting them later on
So what was the point of even asking in the first place?
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>>385706151
I had this almost exact experience. Eventually learned he had a toaster PC and all he ever played was Kerbal Space Program
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>>385705317
>Having a dad
Are you 50?
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>>385704309
And all they play is CoD, Fifa, Battlefield etc
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>you getting the new madden?
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>>385706012
Well I assume at least some of us have or have held a job at one point in time, so it makes sense that people would have some co-worker stories to share.
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>>385705918
Some games have crossplatform play, as in from a pc you can play with xbox players for example gears of war 4 if you like it.
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i just pretend i don't play many video games desu
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>>385706463
I know but I doubt it will have cross play or if it does it's going to be ps4 x pc. Like other capcom games.
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>co-workers start talking about how they fucked your girlfriend last night
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>coworkers start talking about anime
>coworkers start talking about 4chan

Why can't people conceal themselves?
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>did you see all those cool games at E3 this year?! this year's gonna be great!

Every goddamn summer. Remainder of the year is them slowly figuring out they were lied to again but still forking over $60 because "it might still be fun!" anyway.
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>coworkers start talking about literature
>"hey anon, do you read at all?"
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>coworkers start talking
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>>385706890
>mention the last book i read
>they act impressed
>read it over a decade ago
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>coworker starts talking about licking arm pits
>say I like arm pits too
>now he wants to get all freaky about every girl that comes in the store with me
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>coworker start talking about videogames
>he only plays on ps4
>kek
>only plays FIFA and COD
>top kek
>asks me what i play
>forced to lie because i only play autistic mmos and paradox games
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>>385706151
>what's your Steam id?
>say nothing for too long because it would reveal I'm a degenerate weeb
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>co-worker starts talking about /d/ tier porn
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>>385705317
My dad used to help me out for vidya stuff like learning english when i was little and shit, and we also used to be extremely competitive in CTR when it came out.
Nowadays he doesn't care anymore and prefers to be your generic 50+ year old retard who wastes all day writing on social networks with terrible grammar and a fuckton of emojis on a smartphone.
Someone end my suffering.
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>>385705317
I talk vidya with my dad all the time, but it's mostly the industry and tech side of things.
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>>385704309
>coworker is a normie who only talks about shitty fps games like overwatch
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>having co-workers
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>co-workers talk exclusively about cricket
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>co-worker starts talking about his time at a furry convention
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>friend brings up recently released game
>asks how far you're into it
>you're a NEET so you've been playing it 12 hours a day for the last week
>they're 5 hours in
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>coworker asks what games I like
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>>385709887
>all of my friends don't play current releases because they play so little
>can't talk about new games with them ever
>I get hyped over new games all the time
>friends don't get excited one bit because they won't be playing them for 5 years
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>coworker talks to me at all
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>Coworker praises AC, Arkham, and Shadows of Morder for their combat

I didn't even know what to say. I couldn't formulate any kind of response, I felt like I'd been suffocated by troll energy.
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>>385710284
>urge to shit all over the game whenever someone talks to me about something I don't like
And it comes naturally too, fuck.
I've done it before once and it sucks when they can't even give a proper response about what they like about it.
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>>385710494
All I could do was stammer out "But all you need to do is press the attack button over and over again and parry on prompt".

"Yeah but it's still really fun and harder enemies have more mechanics".

There are no harder enemies, but I managed to rein in my autism and avoid stating as much.
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>Female co worker with big tits starts saying that she's thinking about getting a breast reduction
>Become slightly angry for some reason
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A friend of mine literally became a communist overnight and won't stop trying to convert everyone in our circle to communism. It's really fucking annoying.
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>co-worker brags about paying 100+ dollarydoos for pre-ordering an EA game
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>>385710570
>get given a gift that other women would willingly pay thousands of dollars for and essentially gives you an easy mode life
>get them reduced

I will never understand the logic behind this besides "muh back pain"
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>>385704309
>coworker has same hobby as you
>WOW CRINGE XD
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I dnt ave enog time to exlan

pick you up

3 hours

Do whathey say

Or else they'll
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>>385710774
what the fuck?
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>>385706238
So he's a patrician?
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>>385710749
>3 star chef and a guy that volunteers at a soup kitchen every other weekend should be friends because they're in the same line of work
>food analogy
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>>385705519
Mobile Forces was pretty fun though
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>>385710921
Well I wasn't necessarily saying that was a bad thing but I'm pretty sure you can't co-op KSP so why even bother to add me. I wasn't exaggerating when I say he literally doesn't play anything else. The handful of other games in his library have like an hours playtime max
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>>385710657
The thing is, that will only convert more people to being right wing
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>>385705847
>I love Zelda and Pokemon xD

Every. God. Damn. Time.
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>>385706218
I stay in offline mode forever so people don't realize how little of a life I have online
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>>385711381
>how little of a life I have online
Isn't it the opposite, anon?

Your whole life is online.
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>coworkers talking about their minecraft server during break
>too awkward to ask if i can join
>dont even like minecraft , just lonely
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>>385711467
I was referring to the people online not knowing, not that I'm never not online
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>>385705317
>be home over winter break years ago
>brought my shitty laptop so I could play games during downtime
>got bastion for a penny during one of the early bundles and decide to play it
>dad walks in
>dad went blind when I was a Freshman in high school
>asks what I'm doing and I explain the game and it's narration of everything
>he asks to listen
>play the whole game in a single day while he listens to it, choosing my loadout and making the choices in the game
>still talks about it to this day
Thanks dad. You da man
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>>385711558
>not just telling them that minecraft is for kids and then inviting them to adult games like life and death gambles involving heights or ear drills
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>>385711235
>Zelda is like my favourite game series of all time
>Deadpool is my favourite movie
I knew someone like this. I ddin't know the stereotype was true
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>>385708456
Respect you goddamn father, you retard. He cared for you for over a decade, maybe even two, receiving almost nothing in return. Even going as far as helping you learn English and help you enjoy your video games. And here you are calling him a retard because he likes to use emoticons, you judmental prick. I bet you are a leftie.
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>>385704309
Tell him to stop being a literal child.
I learned about soccer exactly for this reason, i loathe the sport but putting down vidyafags in their 30s+ feels soooo good
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>>385711934
Nah, most old fucks are retarded.
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>try to hide my power level when coworker asks what games i play
>calls me a normie casual
>starts playing dorf on his work computer
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>>385712029
In my eyes, it's most "young folk" that are retarded. They are responsable for the world going to shit these last years, giving rise to the self importance culture. And no, I'm still in my 20s.
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>coworkers see you and your SO at a sexpo
man, it either gets really awkward at work, or you become bros
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>>385705317
>dad gets new girlfriend while I'm away at college
>gives my childhood vidya stuff to her son
>plays catch with him and goes to his little league games
>forces me to move out at 20, so she could move in
>they get married six months later, wasn't invited to the wedding
>have two more children together

video games
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>>385704309
As long as he doesn't go all out about it, it can be a good conversation given that we could have played the same games or share experiences, or even mention new titles to each other for new experiences.

I mean that would be no different than talking about TV shows or books.
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>>385712236
>you and your SO
leave
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>>385712317
The normie thing to do is be single now, anon. So you need to join the social rejects and find yourself a girl. The times they are a-changin'
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>>385712361
you have to leave
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>hey anon you said you play games sometimes. What games?
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>>385712387
>just tell them genres without specifics
This isn't hard. You guys are retards.
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>>385710726
>"muh back pain"
Can't that be managed by getting a bra that fits properly anyway?
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>>385712386
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>>385706843
>hating this year in gaming

I think this hobby isn't for you anymore anon
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>They only talk about CoD and FIFA.
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>>385712434
>uhh... Just usually rpgs and fps games
>so skyrim and cod! Niceee ;)
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>>385712537
>yeah, sure, games like that
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>>385706843
>watch E3 with coworkers
>man that game looks like shit, they I couldn't tell the difference between the gameplay and cutscenes
>ehh... It looks like it'll be OK
Every fucking time. What does it take to break the normie optimistic spirit of wanting to like what's popular?
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>>385712586
>lying
I'd rather say that I don't play video games at all
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>>385712223
The internet helped. Before social media, people had to give their opinions publically in person. People could see if they were just 16 year olds, so they'd be dismissed in favour of the men with grey hair. Now, anyone can say anything online. With perfect grammar too, thanks to spell check.
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>>385712597
consistently berating everything bad about games. talk to them about fallout 3/NV/4/skyrim and within a week you'll be down a friend but at least they won't like shit vidya anymore
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>>385712115
Sounds pretty based
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>>385705317
>waah my dad cares about me
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>>385712625
I'm sure most of us has played a good deal of both skyrim and cod
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>>385712537
>>385712625
Honestly I don't know what kind of co workers you have, but I usually just let it rip

>Oh this year I've really enjoyed Zelda, Nier, and Persona
>Oh man I heard Zelda's awesome, aren't those other ones japanese rpgs?
>Yeah, I got a soft spot for those
>cool man

reeee powerlevels etc
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>>385704309
Me and two of my co-workers talk about video games all the time. Sorry you don't know how to talk about things you like without your internal Baby Boomer telling you that video games are the new rock and roll/metal/Columbine causer. Games are bad, mmkay.
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>tfw everyone around you believe you to be completely clueless about vidya, chinese cartoons and all the Internet culture
>tfw they think you are a chad and a pussy slayer because good face and /fit/

Hahaha little they know... r-right?
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>>385712625
it's called hiding your powerlevel newfag. games "like" skyrim and cod don't mean skyrim and cod. just tell them "those kinds of games" without autistically sperging out about how skyrim doesn't have real progression and watered down RPG elements and you'll be fine.
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>>385712632
Sure, just make sure you get it right and realise this site is a vanguard of the culture you're talking about, not a bastion against it.
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>>385704309
>Go for job induction that my friend hooked me up with because his sister is the HR manager
>One other guy shows up to the induction who knows other brother, same age as me
>In her office she says to me "You do that online gaming shit don't you? You've probably heard my son come into [Friend's name]'s room"
>"Haha yeah, he's pretty funny"
>Other guy starts asking me what games I play and starts talking about that squad game and talking about shit his done in it
>Don't say a word
>She has to tell him to focus and he just goes silent
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>>385712747
>that one co worker with no self awareness
saying you like neir to a normal person in a work setting will get you weird looks after they go back and google what neir is
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>>385712698
Haven't touched cod since I stopped going to net cafes back in middle school 10 years ago. Played Skyrim for about 40 hours before losing in interest in the trash world, trash gameplay, terrible "story" and lazy lore presentation, but what tipped me over the edge was the abysmal itemization that hasn't improved since morrowind.
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>>385712759
you have to go back
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>>385712762
I bet you're under 6 feet tall
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>>385712860
I don't go into an autistic fling about how much I like nier, and honestly most people even semi into gaming have heard of persona at this point

I dunno man a short answer isn't as damaging as frogposters make it out to be
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>tfw cant make friends at work
>tfw lost all friends from school/college
>tfw no friends
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>>385712762
I bet you're a hairy manlet
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>>385712963
people tend to be polite to peoples faces. they think you're a fucking weirdo for playing the cartoon girl ass game though.
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>>385712969
Same, fellow legit-no-friends-at-all bro

For some reason it only hits me hard when the people at places I get food recognize me instantly
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>>385712915

I'm 185cm, whatever it is in your americuck unit
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>>385712885
>IT'S SHIT
thank's for the daily dose
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>>385713009
Welp, slap me on a quentin comic then since it hasn't changed my conversations or life with them at all
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>>385712698
Last cod I played was black ops 1
Lats time I played skyrim was in 2012
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>>385713019
>tfw buy twice as much food so they think you're ordering for more than once person
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>>385711712
this shit actually gave me feels
take care of him
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>>385712791
>what is the entire fucking point of these threads
We know that you God damn retard
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>>385704309

>he only plays normie brainlet games like Saints Row and Call of Duty
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>>385712657
>weeabo-chan
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>>385713151
apparently the guy im talking to doesn't you fucking idiot
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>>385709583
what's wrong with cricket
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>>385713159
>Saints Row
its not exactly hardcore but who the fuck complains about saints row fans?
>oh god here come the normies with their SAINTS ROW parties again for fucks sake i hate how they over rate SAINTS ROW of all things
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>>385711712
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>>385707046
>just finished Neuromancer
>read it in like 98
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>>385705847
My girlfriend's favorite game series are Zelda, Pokémon, Fire Emblem, and Overwatch. And she only plays Fire Emblem to ship the characters. How fucked am I?
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>>385713275
>I have a girlfriend
>lul am I fucked guys

Dude fuck you thats such cheap bait and yet im responding
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>>385713189
>what is the entire point of these threads
I'll spell it out for you since you really seem to be retarded. The point is that we don't give a shit about what our coworkers think about video games and can handle ourselves socially perfectly fine, but we hate that we have to not actually be ourselves. It is frustrating. So we pretend that we don't know what to do or say in these threads simply because it's fucking annoying and we can vent the frustration. Then retards like you come in and say "well just be agreeable dumb dumb what's so hard about that?"
WE KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING RETARD.
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>>385705317
It was my dad who got me into video games. Bought me my first console and introduced me to final fantasy, metal gear solid, silent Hill and a bunch of other great series.
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>Oh hey anon, I saw you were playing Persona 5 last night, I got it too and it's great! Glad I got it on release because it's sold out at the game shop
>Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun with it. The story's pretty good so far. Makoto's a really interesting character.
>... who?
>Makoto? The student council president? Haven't you got to her yet?
>N-no, I'm just at school with the blonde guy
>Ah, I've played it a bit further than you again
>Anon, the game came out yesterday
>Yeah. It's a good game

and that's when I stopped talking to co-workers about videogames.
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>>385713374
>we
>our
go back
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>>385710726
Yeah like do they walk around hunched over like a gargoyles or sumthing?
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>>385713450
>entire point of these threads is about anons experiencing and sharing the same circumstance
>can't say we
Come on you idiot
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>>385713365
I'm being 100% serious tho. I'd post pictures of her but she doesn't like that.
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>>385713510
because you're literally speaking on behalf of the entire board using your own personal mentality, redditor
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>>385712435
Probably, I haven't exactly researched the subject, but I've thoroughly researched the symptoms if you catch my drift
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>>385704309
We have pretty awesome discussions about video games with co-workers. I work in IT so we have all kinds of players and nerds in our midst. Grand Strategy, Civilization, Overwatch, Counter Strike, Zelda, Pokemon, Retro games, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Diablo, MMORPGS.. the list goes on.

We even have office lan partys where we bring pc:s to office and play through weekend and drink beer (that is sponsored by our company). First time we played a lot of owerwatch and some AvP multiplayer. Then it was pretty Diablo and HotS focused. Next time we're planning on Civ and PUBG.
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>>385713550
we know newfag. you have to go back.
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>>385713659
No, you're simply retarded
>anon posts experience that other anons have
>anons flock to the thread and share likewise experiences
>no rebbit, it's just you
There is a sense of community on 4chan boards whether you like it or not you stupid newfag
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>>385713672
jk rowling
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>>385705317
my dad broke my moms nose infront of me and my brother. used to beat the shit out of all of us. i remember one day he came into my room drunk and played super smash bros on the 64 with me and my little brother. he played donkey kong and was being really nice for once. i won't be sad when he dies and i haven't talked to him in about 17 years.
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>>385713672
there's only like 3 bad rolls on this thing
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>>385713672
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>>385705317
>so anon, your still a gamer it seems!
And you're still an alcoholic it seems
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>tfw me and my buddy at work start talking about Blazblue canon in the main office
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>>385712762
No, they don't think anything like that. They think you're a bore.
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>>385712287
>wasn't invited to the wedding
That's just low.
You're not written out of the inheritance though, right?
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>Few of the girls from work made playful fun at the fact that I played Pokemon Go with some of the other guys from work when it was new
>tfw I probably spent more time playing proper Pokemon games than I did talking to them and I worked there full time for two and a half years.
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>Sitting in office
>Hear MGS alert sound
>Someone checks their phone
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>>385704309
>They actually have good taste
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i talk about fighting games with my co workers all the time.
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>>385713672
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>>385713687
Only been to reddit a few times to check out leaks for new Siege operators.
>blah blah blah you have a gf so you're a normie reeee go back you
This isn't /r9k/ you sperg.
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>>385705317
>TFW my dad and my uncle got the cops called on them playing Street Fighter II and shit talking each other about killing one another loud enough the neighbors called the cops

He didn't game too much when I was hitting my teens, but we played some GameCube stuff when he and my mom got me and my brother one for christmas and we played an old super nintendo we got for cheap too. Was nice have a father who I shared interests with, miss the bastard.
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>>385713818
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>>385713672
might as well roll
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>>385714463
you have to go back
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>Co-worker is a Jehovas Witness who gets jumpy at the notion of anything involving demons, possession, basically supernatural shit
>Realise that pretty much covers every game I play
I'd like to see her react to Persona 5 or something though. A game where you essentially summon demons to take over people's minds sounds like a nightmare to her.
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>>385705317

I'm sorry I'm suck a fuck up dad.
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>coworker talks to you

I wish all normies were kicked off from this board
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>Started a new job
>Co-workers are all young to middle aged women
Help
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>>385711235
Don't forget Fallout, Skyrim, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, and Overwatch

Those are like the Unholy Seven of games that females like to play.
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>>385714674
shut up
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>>385714728
sling that dick dude
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>>385714662
Tell her about Doom
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>>385704309
What a fucking nerd. Give him some /v/ love. Tell him, why his favourite game is shit.
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>>385712287
What did you do to your dad to deserve that?
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>>385704309
I don't even know their names
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>co worker invites you over for dinner
>doesn't have any celery sticks
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>>385713672
Why did they pick the worst succubus for doubles?
Anyway rollin, please none of the brownies.
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>Co-worker messes up the lore
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>>385714830
>>385714662

>not adding Doom to autorun on launch, automatically loading a filesave that's staring right at the Icon of Sin
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>>385704309
So continue talking with them and give your honest opinions. The worst case scenario is that they'll say that they never played whatever games you're talking about.

The only way that they'll think less of you is if you come across as an asshole. For example if you say you don't like a certain game, you don't say it's shit and that anyone who likes it is a retard, you say that it isn't to your taste and you prefer another game for reasons x, y and z.
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>>385714748
>Fallout
?
Maybe 4 because it's relatively new and is extremely popular, but even 3, as much as it's a piece of garbage, is very unpopular amongst women
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>>385714748
Are you suprised that women like games that are best selling and hugely popular? I don't think they're the best games, but of course someone new to /v/idya isn't going to pick up E.Y.E or Mount and Blade.
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>>385714962
His Dad will probably do the same to the other two kids when they get older. Right after his new wife divorces him. Sounds like a loser who can't commit to anything.
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>tfw your friend is actually passionate about vidya and talks to you about lore and game mechanics
>feel embarassed and anxious as fuck when we are around other people but don't have the will to tell him to quiet down

always sweep your powerlevel under a rug, please
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>>385705317
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>>385715682
And just who exactly are you trying to impress?
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>>385715509
Fallout 4 is when it really took off among normies, so yeah, you're probably right. I have noticed TONS of people, including women, talking about how much they love that game despite barely playing it. They always think they're "such gamurs xD" even though they don't really play any other games.

>>385715540
>Are you suprised that women like games that are best selling and hugely popular? I don't think they're the best games, but of course someone new to /v/idya isn't going to pick up E.Y.E or Mount and Blade.
My issue with them is that 90% of the time, those are the ONLY games that they'll play. And they have no self-awareness, so they always talk like they're really hardcore into video games but they never know how casual they are.
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>>385715682
Where can I get a friend like yours? Mine, even those who are interested in the same genres as I am, just aren't as into them as I am. Shit sucks.
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>>385715834
>Fallout 4 is when it really took off among normies
Except normies generally like both 3 and NV more. You have no idea how much of a normie opinion it is to think that 4 was a step down from those two games.
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>>385715982
>Except normies generally like both 3 and NV more. You have no idea how much of a normie opinion it is to think that 4 was a step down from those two games.
All I heard from normies was how good 4 was. I don't really play Fallout so I wouldn't know I guess, but I remember seeing a lot of complaining about 4 all over the internet when that dropped, but all the normies I met had nothing but praise for it.
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>>385714728
Was in the same boat as you, twice actually.

When they ask what you do in your free time, tell them some niche sport cross-bike downhill, tennis or track and field, and sometimes you play some normie "team" sport like football with your friends, hockey, or hand-egg. You can show interest into cars, but not your Miatas and E30s. Always assume that noone but you cares that your 106 has forged front axle.

You can just say "I've already some training with the lads", this gives you a way out when they wanna go drinking but you'd rather go home, play some weebshit and jack off to traps.

If you're fat, loose some weight and say you had a gland problem that got solved. Do look like you do SOME sports
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>>385715834
>90% of the time, those are the ONLY games that they'll play.

I dunno about that. My wife plays a lot of games, think she probably clocked more hours on FTL than I did for example. I guess this is an example of games with a larger audience having a more vocal fan-base. I know the sort of girl you describe exists, but I'd bet there's plenty of women who play games and don't let everyone know about it at every opportunity. How would you even what they were in to?

>And they have no self-awareness, so they always talk like they're really hardcore into video games but they never know how casual they are.

It's annoying when people do that but it's not limited to gender. I've had more awkward conversations about Overwatch or Skyrim with casual normie guys than casual normie girls. That said games don't exist solely to be a niche hobby for autists so I don't mind it having a wider appeal really.
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>>385715809
It's just a matter of self-respect, I should mention that I'm currently trying to distance myself a little bit from that friend of mine.

People are pretty much falcons, do not fucking believe anyone who tells you the general populace doesn't care about what you do.
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>>385716253
I find it more likely that girls will admit they haven't player a game (since they don't give a fuck) vs a guy who awkwardly tries to say they have (when they haven't) to fit in.
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>>385716253
>How would you even what they were in to?
By talking to them. I've talked to a few who were literally just as I described.

>It's annoying when people do that but it's not limited to gender.
I do completely agree with this. For as bad as "guuurl gamerz ;)," are, there are plenty of men out there who are exactly the same and they are just as bad.

>That said games don't exist solely to be a niche hobby for autists so I don't mind it having a wider appeal really.
Why did it have to be this way, though? Video games are more popular than ever, but I feel like nothing's changed and I'm still the "weird" guy who plays all those other "weird" games.
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>try to casually talk with co worker about a video game since hes into them I think
>he goes autistic and talks my ear off about lore and world building and easter eggs
>mfw i was just trying to make small talk and now i can't get a word in edgewise with this autistic faggot blubbering on about minute details
Don't be that guy, fellas.
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>>385705317
>dad introduced me to games but he wasn't a big gamer himself
>play this RTS game with my dad sometimes
>sometimes a bit tekken 3
>he had less and less time for this because of work, was happy he had 2 hours free time before sleep
>passed away last year
Thanks I wanted to blog about my stuff anyways.

Unless your dad beats your family be happy he is trying his best to understand your autistic hobby, at least it's not anime.
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>Hey anon, what games are you into?
>Uh, quite a lot actually...
>Oh cool, Fifa? COD?
>Uh...
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>>385716591
Monster Girl Quest
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>>385704309

>Co-worker is a qt trap that constantly talks to you at work about videogames

>You don't like queers so you tell him to fuck off

>You get on with your business and go home to fuck your wife

wow was it so hard?
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>>385716707
How are people like this anon IRL? I always wondered. Do they express themselves the same way they do here?
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>>385713672
welp. Rollan
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>>385713009
Hell yeah, sexy waifu bait. Why can't all og yli just acceot being freaks? It's not even that bad
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>>385717052
>phoneposter
>lol im suuuch a freak
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>>385714962
His dad is probably just a loser who got pushed around by his new girl.
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>>385715982
>Normies like 3 and NV more

No? I mean people who are like Norman adjacent hipsters maybe but not your average wanna be CoD playing Jock level of Normie.
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>>385705317
The last video game i played with my dad was star wars republic commando in MP, i was having the time of my life playing with (against him actually) him even tough he was playing very awfull because he wasn't into video games then a cousing of mine arrived some hours later and i played with him too.

yeas later he got killed by niggers for his wallet.
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>coworker starts talking about videogames
>she likes Morrowind and the Zork series
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>what games do you play, anon?
>haha...you know a-a mix of stuff...
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>>385717249
>yeas later he got killed by niggers for his wallet.
don't be that guy anon...
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>>385711712
I think i remember this post you talked about your blind dad before anon? playing a video game with a narrator that says everything, i think darkest dungeon too.
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>>385705317
>tfw your old man despised videogames and thought they were nothing more than a waste of time

Consider yourself a carrier of luck.
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>co worker says he likes tetris, says he's pretty good at it
>show him tetrisfriends
>we play
>i utterly decimate him
>he won't play with me anymore

tfw too good at vidya for casual play and too shit for competitive
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>>385704309
>Co-workers suddenly start talking about video games
>Join the conversation
>Get a little excited
>Turns out they were just pretending
>HAHAHA anon, do you actually play video games? I guess that's why you are a virgin you pathethic cunt
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>>385717402
That's what I say every time.
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>>385716619
Alice or Illias? Paradox or VN?
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>>385714728
Personal harem
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>>385716313
No-one cares.
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>>385705317
>kept getting fucked in TF2 back when it was $40
>got infuriated at a scout saying "ez"
>shouted in the living room by accident
>dad walks over

"Kill them before they kill you."

>He genuinely tried to give me good advice
>I was just a shitbird not taking it to heart.
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>>385716424
>By talking to them. I've talked to a few who were literally just as I described.

But there's plenty of girls you don't speak to who might play loads of the same games you like, just like there's guys who you know like casual games like CoD but plenty who you don't know do all nighters on Dwarf Fortress.

>Why did it have to be this way, though? Video games are more popular than ever, but I feel like nothing's changed and I'm still the "weird" guy who plays all those other "weird" games.

For the same reason why it's easier to talk about the Avengers films than
All Quiet on the Western Front. It's because you have obscure tastes, which is fine but not something you can expect everyone to relate to. The games are 'weird' because they take more time/energy to appreciate and so less people will be able to understand why they're so good.
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Starting a new job tomorrow and I'm dreading the small talk I'll have to have with my co-workers.
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>>385717816
Seriously how the fuck does small talk work? I don't get it. How do you just talk to someone without it being awkward and quiet? I don't remember doing small talk in school but then again I was never comfortable in school either unless I was with my friends who lived on my street.
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>>385705317
my dad was the one who originally got me into gaming. I would play warcraft 2 and fallout 2 on his computer, but now he only plays civ
He has around 4000 hours on civ 5
hes got aroun
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>Co-workers start talking about how drawn cp is legal in japan.
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>>385717816
>>385717816

It is literally just talking without politics, religion or sex.
You guys better be underage.
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>>385717528
VN
Alice
havent played paradox yet
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>>385717875
>Ha Ha anon, we were just talking about how good the emoji movie and Despasito are, you loved them right ?
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>>385718054
i suggest you waith like a month or 2 from this day, another big update for part 2 is coming out that is bugfixes and adding more content to the game.
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how do i get a job
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>>385717816
>you:hey
>coworker:hey dude how are you?
>you:fine fine what about you?
>coworker:great [usually he will starts something but let's assume he doesn't]
>you:so how was the weekend?
>coworker:well we...wait...did you just ask how was my weekend?
>you:huh yes
>coworker:are you a virgin? fucking kek how pathetic are you
>you:implying saying kek irl isn't as pathetic
>coworker:fucking manlet
>you:chad wannabe

There you are, that's the way you do small talk.
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>>385712762
DZWooo gtfo of 4chan
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>>385714463
>leaks for new Siege operators
Which literally come from /r6g/ you fucking newfag
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>oh cool finally something we both have an interest in
>maybe we'll bond
>starts talking about fifa
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>>385717816
>it's more socially acceptable to talk about utter shit neither party cares about, than just enjoying the quiet
Seriously unless it's a blizzard I couldn't give a single fuck about the weather.
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>coworkers are all middle aged men
>spend my break in EB Games talking shit about vidya with the one guy there with decent taste while browsing the used PS3 games
>check out some magazine's top 100 rpgs of all time
>number one is fucking Skyrim
>ask how much Todd Howard paid for this
>he just looks at me and tells me to buy his game
It was beautiful
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>>385705317
>Dad actually likes videogames
>A lot of bonding time goes into playing MMOs with your Dad.

I love my dad.
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>>385717875
I'm glad I'm not as introverted as most on here I thought I was before noticing it with people on the internet, and a few people I know IRL who are, but damn I'm a regular social butterfly compared to most.

Personally I don't mind small talk, kind of like it, even when it morphs into conversations rarely, like last black friday my friend and I talked with some dude from out of down about Vidya for about an hour while waiting for some TV my friend wanted, he had good taste even.
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>>385707725
explain
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>>385713672
Sounds sick, hope they're good mates.
Roll'n.
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>Co-workers have games

How? We have minimum wage?
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>>385713672
>>
>have a nu Doom wallpaper on my laptop at work
>coworker comes by my desk
>"oh cool, that's Dark Souls, right?"
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>>385713672
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>>385705847
>female coworker starts talking about video games
>actually talks about anything other than bitch basic titles
you work somewhere shit mate.
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>Set my notification sound to the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x4QnQbGdfU
>The only person who notices is a 8/10 Stacey
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>>385723205
>friends talking about vidya
>"I won't say that dark souls is a bad game, but it's too hard to be fun"
>>
>co worker started talking about vidya
>getting fun with him playing video at age of __ and humiliating him with other co workers

>mfw

it feels so good
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>>385705317
>tfw father is a huge cunt
HA
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>>385705317
>tfw used to play gt4 with dad
>we made 4 turns of 6 hours to play the endurance race
>we played ctr for years
Good times
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>>385724206
>Not just saying Git Gud
>>
>coworker has greater power level than you

nigga plays hatsune miku on vita, nuff said
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>>385705317
>be in middle school
>going through old photos
>find pic of my dad playing atari as a kid
>he tells me he loved games
>wants to play with me
>gets me halo:ce for Christmas saying we can play together
>start it up
>he doesn't understand first person
>walks into a wall for 5 min straight
>says this is fucking stupid and never played vidya again
Feels real bad man
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>>385714463
>I only go on reddit to check out stuff that comes from 4chan
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>coworkers start talking about videogames
>they have great taste and browse 4chan
>meet up to play smash and drink beer
>swell dudes
Evrything went bettr then expectd
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>>385714662
>totally misunderstanding the THEME of persona

you aren't summoning demons to take over people's minds, you're using the power of your acceptance of your inner demons to help them fight theirs.
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>>385711015
Can you remember the bot's names?
Pretty sure Powell was a red guy and maybe there was a blue guy called lydecker? Maybe a gorman in there?
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>>385709816
That actually sounds pretty cool anon, what do you have against furries?
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>>385704309
>Coworker was hyped for battleborn
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>>385726659
>coworkers talk about videogames
>decent taste, browse 4chan
>invite me to play smash and drink beer
>only beer they drink is bud light
>they spent more time watching streamers fight eachother than us actually playing
>won't shut up about streamers
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>coworker starts talking about video games
>haha I've been on /v/ for 12 years in gonna show this faggot how obscure I am
>so anon what are you playing RIGHT NOW?
>uhhh fuck.. fallout 4 I guess
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>>385727759
why is the melon sad
>>
>coworker telling me about how much he loves Dark Souls since I got him into it
>tells me he was having so much trouble at the start, but then he says he put it on Easy mode
>o-oh..
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>>385704309

>co-worker starts talking about video games
>he talks about Baldurs Gate, Torment, Arcanum and Fallout 1

fucking old fags
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>>385705317
My dad doesn't like videogames, he likes anime and he was the gateway for me 20 years ago when I was in school.

I hate modern anime but he loves it, so it's a matter of shit taste and being a nostalgia fag.
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>>385727852
That's a thoughtful look not a sad one
>>
>Be pretty young (4/5 idk)
>Come home from school
>Dad is back from his work trip and he bought a PC with him, is set up in the kitchen
>See CD cases, he's set up a chair and that's now his battlestation
>He's playing something, go and see and he's playing Duke 3D
>Introduced me to PC gaming, bought me my PS1 and PS2 and then died a few months after I got the PS2

He'd always pop his head in the door and watch me for an hour or so, he took interest in every fucking thing I played too.

F
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>>385727973
There's an easy mode on Dark Souls that's not pyromancy?
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>>385713275
>gf
>out
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>>385711235
>I love [Two of the most beloved videogames franchises of all time] xD
How is that weird?
>>
>At work
>have no posters or any real personal effects in my office besides old books and shit
>give off the appearance of being uptight and overly serious
>coworkers start talking about videogames
>'hey anon, what games do you like'
>'don't bug him, he probably hates that stuff right?'
>tfw non of my coworkers know that I'm actually a massive fucking weaboo, furfag and a gigantic dotard
feels bretty good tbqh.
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>>385704309

>Co-worker talks about AOE2 with me
>Pretends to not remember a lot from the game, when in fact I spent 2 hours straight playing it the evening before.
>>
>Hey you should play Dragon Age Inquisition. Best game I ever played.
>Oh haha! I'll check it out.
>You should buy it.
>Oh haha! I'll do that sometime.
>Have you bought it yet?
>Oh haha!
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>>385704309
>Underage Anon post his 'funny' frog memes
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>>385731565
>12gb anime reaction image folder
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>>385731341
Epic facebook filename.
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>>385731665
>12gb pepe reaction folder
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>>385731672
well where else would I get my memes?
Facebook and ifunny are the best places to go
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>>385730119
Learn to greentext, subhuman redditor.
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>>385731665
>>385731776
>tfw have 3gb anime reaction folder 3gb pepe folder and 10gb folder of gay furry porn
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>>385706890
>Work at super market
>me and 2 other coworkers
>One of them going for something in STEM
>I'm going for a STEM related field
>Talk about science casually
>Other guy sits in agony
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>>385731776
Pepe is better than anime. I love pepe. Look at those pepe. Ain't those pepe cute?
>>
>>385731951
Kill yourself.
>>
>>385707725
/d/ has superior taste
>>
>>385731951
Me and the anime guy are going to team up and kick your ass buddy boy.
>>
>>385732145
>hot handholding action and lotus position.
>>
Honestly I don't even bother anymore. Outside of Battlefield/CoD/GTA they're oblivious most of the time.
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>co-workers start talking about video games
>they mention how some fucker I've never interacted with, but is pretty popular around work is obsessed with games
>"oh, Anon is also really into games!"
>"What are you playing right now, Anon?"
>I give a legit answer thinking he might actually not be a Fifer/CS casual like the other fags
>they just stare at me for a while
>they laugh for some fucking reason
>"Yeah, never heard of that"

What the fuck.
>>
>>385713672
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>>385709583
Crikey!
>>
what's it like to have co-workers
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>>385712481
>joker's hand
9S GONNA FREAK
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>/v/ starts talking about video games
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>>385713672
>no lillith
>no morrigan
shit roll
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>>385705317
>Try to talk to Dad about video games and he is completely disinterested and falls asleep talking to me
>>
>>385713672
Video Games
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>>385705317
>dad is dead
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>>385713672
wewlads
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>you got fired today and no longer have co-workers

well thats that i suppose
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>lab partner asks for my steam ID after a short talk about EU IV
>remember that my second most played is dota from a former addiction I had to it
>absolute shit at it
>know he'll ask about it
What do?
>>
>>385710284
>co-worker praises Ace Combat for its combat
Its a good feel
>>
>convince coworker to get Bloodborne
>can't get past cleric beast
>rage quits so hard he sold his ps4
>he bought Bloodborne digitally so he gets nothing for it
>>
>>385738185
suck his dick
>>
>at work
>co worker starts talking about vidya with me
>tell him I like jrpgs and dark souls
>he suddenly gets hostile with me and tells me not to talk to him anymore.
>starts making lies to the boss and other coworkers about what I did a fee times almost getting me fired
>they tell me to go up to HR department one day.
>see this asshole out of the corner of my eye with the biggest grin on his face.
>they tell me I am fired for doing X.
>Tell them I have no clue what they are talking about.
>ask them if it was asshole anon
>They tell me they cannot say and I'm still fired.

I guess they learned later that I didn't do anything and it was ass anon and got my job back.
>>
>>385739137

Glad that had a happy ending anon, that dude sounds like a real faggot. Maybe some weeb roasted him or jacked his girl.
>>
>>385736302
They're someone you interact daily, but aren't your friends. You just speak with them because you either need to or to spend time, depending on your kind of job.
>>
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>coworker massive weebfag only play weeb games
>me masive westernfag that hate weeb games
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>>385704309
>Boss gets to my desk because there is some fuckery with github and I don't know shit of how to fix it
>while files are being pulled in he starts telling me that he's been playing the whole souls saga from Demon's Souls to Dark souls 3 with his 5 yerold son as audience
>he's by the last dlc and tells me how his son wants to see all the weapons in action and he feels kinda commited to show him all the ones he finds
>tell him that I love the Moonlight GS and that I make at least 1 run with it at every game
>he loves it as well and uses it often
>talk about how after all the games we share the same comfortable feeling of playing a souls game and how enjoyable it is to bang your head against a wall until you break it

Cool guy, I'm gonna feel kinda sad when I'll have to left the company soon.
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>>385705317
>hyper religious step dad who brainwashed the family. smashed my copy of Glover 64 that my brother gave me as a gift because he's a sociopath. destroyed my hard drive because he found a copy of diablo on it. left physical scars on my back, that still exist to this day, from the time he pushed me face down into the bed at the age of 10 and began lashing my back with his belt, to the point my mother had to intervene (the only time she actually did.)

He has rectal cancer now and is currently dying.
>>
>>385739137
why the fuck did he do that
>>
>>385739137
surely he browses /v/
>>
>>385731951
it better be lesbians brah
>>
>>385736302
do you went to school? kinda like that.
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>>385740731
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>>385711381
The only way they would know is if they had as much of a no-life as you.
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>>385712287
Goddamn, anon. I did not come here for those kind of feels.
>>
>>385710567
Arkham, at least, does have harder enemies. You would know that if you actually played the games instead of spouting /v/ memes.
>>
>>385704309
motherfucker only buys licensed shit i swear to god
>>
>>385713672
rollup
>no further contribution to this thread
>>
>boss plays age of empires
>he is obsessed with it and plays every day at work
>when he doesn't close his door properly you can hear horse sounds coming out of his office

I swear this is unhealthy
>>
>>385741831
>do you went to school?
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>coworkers start talking about anime
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