Guttentagen fellow /v/ brothers! Have you been practicing your German?

It's the mothefucking tragedy of the planet that german language eclipsed Danish and Swedish, aka the actual language of human beings.

German is like those retarded artificial languages like esperanto.

>>385703301
No. You won't get employed if you didn't finish the german college, and learning it for muh kultur is useless because it doesn't exist.

Save for shitty, necrophiliac-pandering crime tv series.

>>385703173
>Guttentagen fellow /v/ brothers!
>Guttentagen
It's Guten Tag and no I have not Herr Sturmführer.

>>385703279
>>385703301
You seem to be in need of some reeducation fellow /v/ brothers. German language is pure and beneficial.

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>>385703409
Sie sind ein jude und deine mutter ist eine hure.

Reminder that because of germroach we get this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjwDV1Is34U

instead of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25hvBya6MjE

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>>385703173

>do will never learn Germanese

>>385703476
Never talk above me Anwärter and never correct me. Practice harder and your insubordination has been noted.

>>385703173
man the weimar republic was pretty degenerate

i fully grasp hitler's motivations now

>>385703173
you obviously haven't

WOHEN GEHST DU?

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>>385703279
>retarded artificial languages
You mean like modern Danish and the alterations being made to Swedish in conjunction with their shithouse current government?

German has changed too and has been made near plastic, but it's not like it's a tragedy that you have to speak such a dialect relative to it.

I mean we're speaking English here.
Don't get so mad that German is the Ubermensch of languages

>>385703536
panzerfaust you mean

lol ^^;v xD

>>385703173
Natürlich Herr Kommandant.

>>385703750
German is artificial language made by prussian proto-nazis to construct their failed empire. It simply fails to work as human language.

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>le ebul Nazis
There is nothing more creatively bankrupt.

>>385703301
It's the most spoken 1st language in Europe, but most people here speak English so. Probably not.

>>385703409
You're full of shit, Judenbengel.

>>385703301
German is almost essential for scholarship in many disciplines. Say what you will about the current state of Germany but their academic research is some of the best in the world.

>>385703173
Lern Deutsch du Fotze

>>385703750
>Uber instead of Über

gets me every single time, into the camp you go

>>385703871
I pity the poor syrians who will live in your necrophiliac shithole, hans

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>>385703173
>German was mandatory in my school
I am not even German.

Veldig godt min brar

>>385703837
>prussian proto-nazis

good band name

>>385704050
If only germans had music

No grazie preferisco parlare lingue più affascinanti

Le lingue per lavorare sono inglese e cinese, le restanti sono solo se si ha tempo libero

>>385703903
I'm sorry Obersturmfuhrer, I'll be sure to set my keyboard to international to put two dots on top of my (you).

>>385703837
>""""""Prussian proto-nazis""""""
>failing to work as a human language

I don't have enough what to convey my questions to that so I'll just tell you candidly to stop posting

>>385703173
Selbstverständlich, Herr Kommandant.

>>385703832
Sehr gut! My little American!

>>385704120
>I don't have enough what to convey my questions to that so I'll just tell you candidly to stop posting
And you know why you can't formulate your thought? Because your native language is german, therefore you are mentally unable to formulate complex sentences. You only can express simple thoughts like "it's 2 pm", "the grocery is across the street", etc

WAS WILLST DU TUUUUUUUUN

>>385704131
Wunderbar! If you see terror-billy be sure to report him!

>>385704094
Try Wagner, Schubert, or maybe even Mozart
But I guess you would not consider that music.

Op is a fucking idiot
As if someone who doesn't speak correctly German is going to be a Sturmbahnführer or anything below that

>>385704212
My native language isn't German though, it's English UK/US (I think it's pretty lax what we use in Australia).

And you can thank a German for the ability to shitpost me like this, friend. And if nothing else, I'm German by blood so you're at least half right ya?

>>385703173
Uh, sure.
Ja frankfurter die

>>385704278
What was the name of Mozart's band?

>>385704278
No, I only listen to Young Nigga Da Gawd and the Cracka Killaz.

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na klar, die hölle ist das in deiner hand.

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>>385703859
the devs are Swedish commie sociopaths

>>385703173
NEIN

>>385704278
>guys we had music 300 years ago
>we were composers and shiiet

>>385704364
Come to Brazil

>>385704413
Meine Bratwurst.

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>>385703301
Yup then you can go to Germany and be enriched

>>385704413
Köstlicher amerikanis "Milkshake"

>>385704304
>Sturmbahnführer
Sounds rad

>>385703549
>deine

Rude

Basically if you know NEIN, HEIL and ACHTUNG words, you already know the entirety if useful german language.

>>385704304
Go home billy

>>385704463
>Wagner
> 300 years ago
I see you truly know what you're talking about. But you're kind of right, Germany died in 1945 and nothing of greatness will ever emerge from it's rotting corpse.

>>385704612
Germany died in 1871 when prussians took over

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>>385704432
Of course they fuckin' are, holy shit.

>>385704593
You're lacking STRAßENVERKEHRSORDNUNG

>>385704612
die toten hosen were okay

>>385703173
You obviously weren't.

>>385703301
No, English is superior in pretty much every way and English is commonly spoken in Germany itself so there's literally no reason unless you're planning on living there long term.

>>385704102
Sta' zitto, camicie nere

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>>385704498
stop this

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>>385704536
das ist kein alkohol, oder schnapps. warum milch trinken? bist du ein kind?

>>385703279
>retarded artificial languages like esperanto
You mean superior languages?

>>385704792

Ci siamo goduti il meglio dell'indecisione tra areee di influenza comunista e capitalista. Non odiarci perché abbiamo avuto un socialismo funzionale per scuole e sanità.

:^) Gli americani ci hanno riempiti di soldi per paura che passassimo ai rossi negli anni settanta e anche prima

>>385703859
>nazis weren't evil
Do you have a single fact to back that up

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>>385703173
HALT! Everyone in this thread must present their Fallout 4 receipts immediately!

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Flikker op, Fritz

>>385704102
>implicando che l'italiano è una lingua migliore dell'inglese
L'italiano è inferiore in quasi ogni aspetto primo tra tutti la versatilitá. L'unica cosa che l'italiano ha in piú sono i dialetti

>Story about an invading nation taking over a country and forcing people to live their lifestyle involving to kill all jew's and people not like them is bad
>What's happening to germany right now is good

Ebin sibly ebin

>>385705030

evidentemente è anche troppo difficile, visto che lo stai usando tramite google traduttore

>>385705124
>if you fight evil people all the bad things you do don't matter and you're automatically a good guy

>>385705124
Germany was a colonial power though.

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>>385705009
Das Spiel war Scheiße, Modifikation machte es 'o.k.'

>>385705251
By that logic, good guys don't exist which means that bad guys don't exist either.

>>385705346
>Only 709 hours
you are under arrest.

>>385704304
>Sturmbahnführer
No, anon, YOU are the idiot.

>>385705424
I'm a good guy

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>>385703279
>detta brev

>>385705424
Good guys are just bad guys who became good guys and than got beat by bad guys who than become good guys.

>>385705152
>essere cosí culoferito solo perchè ho detto la veritá

>>385705251
>all the bad things
What bad things?

DU
DU HAST

>>385705424
OR you could be not retarded and realize good guys are good because they do good things, fighting evil doesn't mean you're not evil yourself
still waiting on those good nazi deeds that prove they aren't evil

>>385705525

Ancora non ti ho letto scrivere qualcosa di funzionale... tutto bene?

>>385703301
no, not to be a /pol/tard but you can speak to 99% of germans with english and turkish

JA JA JA VOLKSWAGEN RAMMSTEIN JA JA

ICH BIN SCHWUL JA JA JA

>>385705601
>la mia faccia quando non sono sicuro se sei pirla o fai solo finta
Ultimo (You) quindi spendilo bene
Ricordati che inglese > italiano mi raccomando eh

DU
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH

For real tho, Rammstein is pretty cool

>>385705523
But what if good guys become bad guys and then get beaten by good guys who become bad guys?

>>385705729
When you are 12 year old in 1997

>>385705553
>ask proof nazis were not actually evil
>getting a reply like this
wooow really grinded my gears. How about they killed people

>>385705719

:3 non dovresti tradurre tutto tutto sai?
Alcune cose vanno bene nella lingua originale

:3 have fun, anon-kun

Alahu akbar

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>>385703173

>Bomber Harris hat nichts falsch gemacht.

Very basic but that's all you need these days.

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ER

>>385705784
>killed people
You mean other soldiers? I agree, but even the allies were doing that.

Come on mods this is just a /pol/ thread.

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>>385705598
They were the first government to outlaw animal cruelty and adopt environment protection laws.

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Post your face when you'll never have to speak german

>>385703173
Salam fellow german

nem fielaan

allah 'akbar

>>385703279
>Danish
>An actual language
https://www.thelocal.dk/20150304/not-even-the-danes-can-understand-danish

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>>385705909
BOMBER HARRIS DO IT FOR ONCE

>>385704432
Funded by Trump.

>>385704761
If you plan on living there long term I'd suggest practicing your Arabic.

>>385703173
I will kill you and take your hat.

>>385705914
Hat

>>385706270
KEINEN

>>385706106
>caring about Anglo shitposting

>>385705739
exactly

>>385706313
STIL

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>>385705472
acht! mein gabelstapler simulator zeit!

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Ich liebe Max. Ich will sie heiraten!

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>>385706106
>implying /v/ isn't 98.127% shitposting by volume anymore

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>>385706483

>>385704498

LÖSCHE DIES!

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>>385706447
Ich will Elizabeth heiraten.

>>385703656
Damn son that german version is terrible and I can speak german.

>>385703705
Tut mir Leid, aber ich glaube Sie sind ein Spion und Wehrkraftzersetzer.
Sie sind noch nicht einmal in der Lage, einen deutschen Standard-Gruß korrekt zu buchstabieren.
Ich werde Sie der Gestapo melden.

>>385703750
>the alterations being made to Swedish in conjunction with their shithouse current government?
You're talking out of your ass.

How can a language not be a language you idiots.

>>385703750
>the alterations being made to Swedish
What did he mean by this?
Seriously, what was he implying?

>>385706814
t.Dane

>>385703549
nouns are always written with a capital letter
>Jude
>Mutter
>Hure
using 'deine' when you used 'Sie' before is pretty rude, its better to say 'Ihre'

>>385705729
Rammstein is fucking garbage mate and I say that as a german myself.

>>385704240
Ich bin ein echter gangster
ich hab mal kinderschokolade geklaut

>>385704498
Deletieren Sie das, sofort!

So Germans, what have you got to say about the recent crime statistics released? You sure did get enriched by all those refugees and immigrants :)

>>385704841
Joscher, Ruhe! Geh auf dein Quarantäneboard zurück!

>>385705902
I have two personalities
Nicest person you will ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath

>>385703173
Mitä vittua te teette täällä?

>>385706913
Calling someone's mother a whore is pretty rude in itself, so "deine" is perfectly fine. What is, however, not perfectly fine is that switching between unpersonal and personal. Either stick to "du" or to "Sie", but don't mix them up in the same sentence.

>>385707408
Ei vittun saatanan e/b/in :--DDDDD

>>385704498
What was going on in the street?

>>385707492
G20 Hamburg summit protests from a few weeks ago

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>>385707408

Aber ich schon spreche Deutsch. Und Sie?

>>385707492
A bunch of people rioting over fuck all.

>>385705251
But this is true, just look at the Rebels in Star Wars, they're the good guys.

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>>385707298
Yeah.

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Ich-bin Mahmoud! Me want join country! Country beautiful! Nice job white man for building that, now we take it because we manage better than u but 2 complain:
-Not enough sharia here, wtf?
-where are fertile white girl and little small white boy to dress as girl and fuck, totally straight?
-why is government so racist? where is free money from ur tax? why so much jew, i tought you exterminate them????

>>385707736
No you don't. You used google translate.
If I translated the german sentence to english like you did to german, it would sound like this:

>But I speak already english

Also, you wouldn't use "schon" in that context like you use "already".

>>385706005
Why'd they do that?

>>385703301
Do you want a job in a german speaking country? If yes, you absolutely have to learn german. People on here may lead you to believe that you can speak english with germans, but that's not the case most of the time.

>>385707819

>absolute numbers

schwacher köder

>>385708181
Even if his work colleagues spoke perfect english, you would still have other people who might not. Bureaus, hospitals, stores, etc.
In general, if you move to another country LEARN THE FUCKING LANGUAGE, the least you can do is show some respect to your new home. I fucking hate foreigners not even trying.

>>385703279
Platt is the one true language!

>>385708279
>absolute numbers
?

>>385706785
Gut gemacht Kamerad, ich werde mich diesem Störfaktor annehmen.

>>385708392

why wouldnt you use per capita when it comes to crime statistics?

>>385708464
There's no per capita in our crime statistics and I'm too lazy to do the math myself.

>>385708295
True that. I never understood people who move to a country without making an effort to learn the local language

>>385704927
because evil is subjective and every side of the war did shit

>>385708431
dieseS StörfaktorS

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>>385705009
I hope you did buy Skyrim™ on all available platforms, or we have a problem.

>>385703279
German is the best language on earth, but most Germans can't even speak German correctly.

The TV German is literally trash tier. Only in University books you can find the real German.

>>385703301
If you don't want to live and work in Germany then no. German is too hard to learn because of the "the". The "the" is completely random in German. Even top tier linguists who are not native German speakers are fucking up the German "the". And if you don't use the right "the" your whole sentence is fucked up.

For example if you heard "German" in porn, you have heard some shit which is as German as the english Gang slang in the USA

>>385704927
If Germany won they wouldn't be considered evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj23pMdQBZ8
How can anyone hate German?

Whatever you do, just don't talk like this guy, especially note the "Scheiße". That's NOT how you pronounce it, no matter where you come from. Just don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEKibIYLtvY

>>385709606
What's so hard about "the"? You can by have to remember der, die, das, die, den, die, das, die, dem, dem, der, der, des, dem, der, or der

>>385710820
why couldn't germans just say "the"? it's like they wanted it to be complicated.

>>385710949
German wasn't invented by brainlets, unlike english.

>>385703173
Why do so few WW2 games/movies have the Germans speak German and instead opt for cartoony accents?

>>385711116
Because that would take actual effort. And as long as it sounds german, clapistan audiences won't notice anyways.

>>385710820

that exists in most european languages

>>385703301
It's a dead language, dead culture. In a few years it'll only be known as that language Nazis used.

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>>385708331
Mien Fendt!

>>385711116
They're in America talking to Americans so it makes sense. There's even a scene where a literal grammar Nazi stops two KKK members in the street and asks them if they've been practicing their German, and finds to his dismay that they have not. So their speaking English is purely a matter of practicality.

>>385711046
German and English started off as the same language.

>>385711893
And then French fucked it all up

>>385709838
He is Austrian.

>>385703991
tfw you're dutch and you're required to learn english, french and german and greek and/or latin if you're at the highest level, when no one in any of those countries would even think about learning dutch

the bitterness is strong, even a decade after finishing high school

>>385711893
Yes, and? Humans and africans both started as apes.

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>>385703173
>You have such an Aryan face

>>385712175
But the split was relatively recent. They're both West-Germanic languages.

>>385712327
people always think I'm russian when my hair is short, if it's even eyebrow long now I'm german.

I'm actually 75%+ gaelic irish, y'know the none redhead kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e9Y023-mnc

Ich bette gehn ein gluwein mit rum. Danke.

I went to Berlin once.

>>385714438
are you american

>>385709606
if you're such a genius then why are you still shitlording on /v/

>>385714818
ja, na klar.

>>385709606
>most Germans can't even speak German correctly.
>Most people can´t speak the language they heard their entire life correctly.

>>385715954
Most Americans can't speak English correctly so it makes sense.