>Much later at Medieval /v/

>>385703070
>2017
>not dying from the plague

File: 2Zv8xOd.jpg (51KB, 630x758px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 630x758px

>>385703070
>tfw farmer

>>385703070
>OP was drowned under sodomy laws

File: 1486094086062.jpg (35KB, 300x360px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 300x360px

>>385704276
>tfw farmer's son

File: Gothic+plate+armour+best+armour+am+i+rite+_6ee8d86c047399f3d1d004709d9a7358.jpg (74KB, 640x441px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 640x441px

>1456
>not having a full plate gothic armour
What are you poor?

File: 1.png (7KB, 206x245px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 206x245px

>>385704523
>tfw landlord took most of our food and then the church wants some

YE VIDEO GAMES
OF OLD ARE
HORSE SHIT

-T̶r̶o̶l̶l̶
- Wizard

File: 1491126557492.png (38KB, 501x586px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 501x586px

>>385704602
>tfw landlord

what the fuck is a batch

wave2: free armour trimming

Not enough wood, m'lord!

>>385704935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYzn3aHjVdI

>>385704646
Bring me the wizard...

File: 14995602685847.jpg (59KB, 263x263px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 263x263px

> tfw the baron wants your daughters hand in marriage but youve already sold her womanhood to pay for new a new horse.

Yes Milord?
Righto, off I go then!

File: battle_of_visby.jpg (55KB, 564x434px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 564x434px

>tfw you join a peasant army and revolt against a city on your island and get absolutely fucking mangled by a professional army

Can't be helped.

>>385704564
Yes. Yes we are.

>>385705218
Work work.

OOGA BOOGA ROCKSTOP

File: GeorgheDoja.jpg (42KB, 290x283px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 290x283px

>>385705259
>tfw you get stripped, put on a red hot iron throne and forced to grip a red hot scepter with crown placed on your head while your fellow rebels eat your flesh

>tfw jus primae noctis
Who /lord/ here

Who /Byzantine/ here?

File: 1200px-Zbroja_1514.jpg (398KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

398KB, 1200x1600px

>>385704564
>not having fluted maximilian armour for /fa/ and 1% more efficient blow deflection

File: 1482312208706.jpg (65KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 480x640px

This is what plat armor users think

>>385706089
>plat armor users

You mean anyone of significance? Back in line, fodder.

>>385706041
>even the mustache has armor

Remember the /v/ manor? Shit was slick.

File: chain-mail-shirt-1.jpg (50KB, 375x375px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 375x375px

>>385704564
>gothic plate
>medieval

This is medieval lad, get this renaissance shit outta here.

>>385703070
>Medieval /v/
>99% here are Americans

File: IMG_3113.jpg (44KB, 440x248px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 440x248px

AWAY AWAY AWAY

File: KSOntXS.jpg (165KB, 778x658px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 778x658px

TFW peasent

File: 1489612423947.jpg (23KB, 299x332px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 299x332px

Anyone willing to pay a 100 ducat dowry for my daughter's hand in marriage? She is still pure

>>385706041
>(thou)

>>385706929
Right plebian, I've seen her around the village with many unsavory types to doubt her virgin placket-lace

File: 1486195147250.png (461KB, 759x560px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 759x560px

>>385707146
Errr....uhhh this is her mother. Even if she isn't the ripest fruit it is still a catch, yes?

File: defeat.jpg (255KB, 1300x866px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 1300x866px

>>385707284
How did she lose her nose?

>>385705587
Why would my fellow rebels do that

File: 1485163765959.png (65KB, 254x240px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 254x240px

>>385707346
Merely a trick of thine eye, one can see the outline of her nose

>>385706041
>Moustache included
>Zbroja jpg

True Janusz armament right there.

I want the Holy Roman Empire to leave

I'm posting on this board in the name of my Lord, but I've yet to come of age to be able to do so!

Hark, for there is nothing you can do about it!

File: failure.jpg (309KB, 1300x825px) Image search: [Google]

309KB, 1300x825px

>>385707518
I don't see it.

File: g3j8e45.jpg (54KB, 231x231px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 231x231px

>>385707776
I'll just stop the haggling now, it seems you are not worthy of my blood

Why aren't you playing jousting games /v/?
or are they too hard for you?

Why the fuck are we killing the cat population in our town again? They've been good mousers since me Dad's Dad was a wee lad.

>>385707895
Too busy watching street performers talking about jousting instead.

File: 1412747647753.jpg (109KB, 810x543px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 810x543px

>>385707895
Quite the opposite.

File: 86.png (246KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 1024x768px

>go to the castle
>see this
what do?

The Doge is giving our unit a free trip to Constantinople. Any cool places to visit?

>>385708072
Tom Thumb obviously.

>>385708072
Invade France

>>385703070
Orcposters are the plague killing /v/

File: 87.png (244KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 1024x768px

>>385708149
we'll never be able to leave the castle at this rate

>>385708205
>elf
Around elves, watch yourselves

>>385705963
JUSTinian

>>385708205
>>385708324
>Mythfags
All that's real is God, fools

>>385705963
Brittainia here. Stay mad Byzantine peasant

>>385708384
But i saw one! Was big as a man, but had the strength of an ox!

>>385708443
I tell you this could be a werewolf my dad has been telling me about them

>>385708559
Can confirm werewolves are real my dad works at the king

>>385707730
Ave, true Christ.

File: erik den raude.jpg (41KB, 336x446px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 336x446px

Guys you won't believe it
I discovered the western lands
I'm gonna call it... Greenland!

File: 765b8ab1bdb4018c08799324ce0addecee1b13fc.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>385704276
>>385704523
>>385704602
Wanna join my warband?

File: 374.jpg (252KB, 685x565px) Image search: [Google]

252KB, 685x565px

GUFFAW

>>385708639
Royal chamber pot cleaner here. Can confirm.

File: peasant8a.png (139KB, 500x649px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 500x649px

>>385708891
Ready when you are sir

>>385709027
>>385708639
Not true. Werewolves do NOT exist.
And even if they did we would never harm any humans for any reason whatsoever. Even if they did taste delicious.

>>385709258
What? You telling me that my dad is a liar? Prepare yourself

>>385709317
Yeah, sure. I'm a bit busy right now, though. Crops and all that, you know.

Could it wait until the next full moon?

>>385709387
Full moon? You a werewolf, prepare to die monster

>>385709527
No, no, not at all. Calm down, I'm a human just like you.

I've told you I'm just busy until then.

>>385704276
It's almost harvesting season

>>385708932
>that sameface
sir buckley does it again

>>385704276
>work 5 hours a day
Could be worse

>>385706440
art thou broken peon?