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Can we all agree Samus should look like the one on the left?

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If the artists weren't so horny, Samus should objectively look like she does on the left here.

Try to debate this.
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>>385700303
She wouldn't wear that under her Varia suit, the Zero suit perfectly embodied what she would likely be wearing.
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its a videogame
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>>385700303
Isn't her zero suit under her armor.
Why would she have extra heavy shit under her armor?
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>>385700303
right is over-designed and doesn't work with the full Power Suit
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>>385700489
Why not? The Varia Suit is huge and has plenty of space.

>>385700493
Correct. What's your point?
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>>385700561
left*, fuq
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>>385700303
I simply cannot get enough of fat ass Samus.
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>>385700561
You mean left?
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>>385700303
No,anon, this is what Samus should look like.
Fortunately, she does look like that when she's equiped.
Your argument is invalid.
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>>385700303
The left looks like some kinda star wars reject. Right is much better design. Samus is meant to be defenseless without her power armor anyway. You don't even play as zero suit in main games so what's the problem?
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>>385700561
How can you tell it doesn't?

>>385700616
>fat
Nice trolling :^)
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>>385700563
>Why not? The Varia Suit is huge and has plenty of space.
No, it's really not.
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>>385700563
>What's your point?
Not him but video games are escapist entertainment. They aren't your personal political platform.

You can create whatever you want. The creator chose to put her in that suit. You can either like it or not. If you do not like it, you leave the product on the shelf.

Then you're on your merry way to products you enjoy. The end.
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>>385700680
>Your argument is invalid.
How long has it been since you came here?
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>>385701197
But it is. Your argument is invalid.

>>385701272
So why do you think the creator put her in a skin tight suit instead of a more realistic one? The creator designed her with his dick, that's why.
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>>385700303
Samus could/should/would look like the left if Metroid took place in the near future or something, but the game actually takes place in the year like 3000 or some shit
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>>385700303
Nah, I'm fine with her official canon look, go fuck off somewhere else and take your shitty SJW pic with you.
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>>385700303
>not wearing a plug suit inside your robot
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>>385701573
you know, when i told you fucks to go proselytize on 4chan, i didn't mean do it while i was there

go the fuck back to Tumblr
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Whether or not you disagree with how Samus canon looks, you don't have the right to dictate how a writer should write their stories

check your privilege
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because why the fuck would she wear all that shit while in the suit? it would be uncomfortable as fuck
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>>385701635
What has that to do with anything? Her design was only created with sex appeal in mind.

>>385701736
Because you want her to look sexy?
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>>385700303
I don't like the current Zero Suit but I don't like the thing on the left, either. Maybe a combination of them?

Hell how about this, don't take the fucking suit off outside of ending sequences? She can wear whatever she wants for those.
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>>385700303
I hate the sex appeal thing as much as the next guy, but the left makes no sense whatsoever.
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>>385701846
As if a thong riding up your ass wouldn't be comfortable...

>>385701975
Problem is that is Zero Mission, you did play a whole section as Zero Suit Samus. So she's not only used in the ending credits.
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Other M didn't kill Metroid, the hypersexualization of Samus did
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>>385700303
>Try to debate this.

It doesn't matter. It's not like there is any world building anyway.
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>>385702215
THIS SO FUCKING MUCH!!

Thank you, good sir.
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>>385702068
>thong
It's a skintight bodysuit
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>>385702306
Yes, with a thong seam riding up her ass, that divides her buttocks.

There's absolutely no need for ANY suit to be that tight, it's only made for sex appeal.
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>>385700303
How's she supposed to fit into her armour with all that crap strapped to her?
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>>385702634
OK, so I see this is a common argument and I will address it accordingly.

The Samus on the right has a lot more muscle than the one on the left. All the extra "crap" she has on the left still takes up less space than all those muscles she has on the right.

You can clearly tell she's bigger on the right.
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>>385701872
No, because I want her to look like whatever Nintendo wants her to look like.

>>385702215
Metroid isn't dead anymore. I think you took the wrong trip back to 2010.
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>>385700303
Right is both superior in appearance and functionality, left looks like a fallout reject
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>>385700303
Fuck off tumblr Samus is not trans stop trying to turn her into a tranny to suit your agenda. Want a tranny hero then make your own
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>>385702462
That design on her ass is just part of design and makes her look more aesthetic.
Either way her zero suit makes her light on her feet and purposely vulnerable since, guess what, she supposed to be in her suit. The right is too bulky.
Why so you even care if something is sexy? why don't you give us your argument.
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>>385702890
Why is she superior in appearance and functionality? When you claim something, back it up with arguments, please.
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>>385700303
>Can we all agree Samus should look like the one on the left?
Nope and your opinion is shit. Come at me, fag.
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>>385702921
fuck *left is too bulky.
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>>385702730
but they have almost identical bodies
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Why are you newfag dipshits replying to the regular tumblrina landwhale? It's the usual tumblr troll who replies to more to one post to see who takes the bait, you faggots should know this by now.
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>>385700303
>All that bulky equipment under the Varia Suit
For what reason? The entire point of the Zero Suit is that it's not supposed to be exposed. If Samus has weapons and armor underneath then it's unnecessary bulk.
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>>385702068
The section where you play as Zero Suit Samus was an emergency. It's not designed for combat.
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No, she should look like this.
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>>385702951
The bulk of the armor of the left would hinder getting into her power suit. She needs to be flexible(ball form) the extra armor would serve no purpose. The zero suit is designed for it's utility it's literally under-armor it's designed to conform to her body.
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>>385702951
Where is your argument for why left is better? What purpose does all that extra armour etc serve when she has a power suit?
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>>385703061
The extra muscle conflicts with her flexibility, she should look the way she does. If you want a character to look like that make one yourself.
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I've always wondered how Samus fits in Morphball form?
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Gettin really tired of this sensible outfits meme.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with fanservice and cute designs.

inb4HURRWEEABOOMANCHILD
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>>385700303
The person that remade the outfit probably has never played a fucking Metroid in their life, they probably only know Samus through cosplay and Smash Bros and only Zero Suit.
Do they even fucking know that Samus already has armor and much better than the shit they made?
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>>385702921
How is it "aesthetic" to have a thong seam?

>>385702956
There's no reason for her suit to be that tight.

>>385702986
Are you blind? Left has a normal body, right is all bulky.

>>385703050
And why isn't it? Her body is muscular, yet Nintendo doesn't want her to do combat without the power suit?
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>>385703129
They really should just make samus taller. Its bullshit japs are so scared of tall women.
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>>385703129
It's a power suit, the electronics have to go somewhere dingus, also ball form.
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>Samus' ass is clearly visible through her zero suit
>This is problematic
>Snake's ass is clearly visible through his suit.
>There is no problem with this

Really fires up the thinkblob.
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>>385700303
>muh bland functional realism
A plague that's killing video games. Samus already has much more distinct and cool looking space armor to wear.
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>>385703193
>There's no reason for her suit to be that tight.
Samus likes it more when something is hugging her body tightly
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>>385700563

Because why would she have armor plated shins (at all) inside of the Varia Suit? It makes no sense. She never intends to take the suit off unless she's done with her mission so there is no reason for her to have a secondary layer of armor underneath.
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>>385703193
>There's no reason for her suit to be that tight.
It conforms so it doesn't get caught on anything.
>How is it "aesthetic" to have a thong seam?
It looks good.
>Are you blind? Left has a normal body, right is all bulky.
You're just shitposting
>And why isn't it? Her body is muscular, yet Nintendo doesn't want her to do combat without the power suit?
Fighting the enemies she fights....
>>385703205
tall women aren't attractive
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>>385703192
This.
Implying that shitty armor has any utility against lasers and shit.
I bet they think that samus has to protect herself from bullets like the ones we have in the present day.
Good luck fitting that shit into the varia suit.
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>>385703193
>There's no reason for her suit to be that tight.
>Putting loose clothing inside a mechanical suit that constantly changes shape
It's like you want Samus to lose an arm midtransformation
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>>385703193
>How is it "aesthetic" to have a thong seam?

How isn't it?
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>>385703061
That's a bit too much. She's already bulky and muscular in Zero Mission.

>>385703076
NO. Her body has a lot more bulk on the right, yet she fits perfectly into the power suit. What is it that you don't understand?

>>385703086
Her suit looks like an actual combat suit, not like a latex fetish suit. Although the left one should be more muscular like the right one.

>>385703236
I didn't say there was no problem with Snake, he also looks ridicolous.
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>>385700303
If I wanted to play as a man I would play as a man
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>>385703353
>tall women aren't attractive

I am ONLY attracted to women taller than me.
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there's nothing wrong with the zero suit
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>>385703370
well said
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>>385703437
>NO. Her body has a lot more bulk on the right
Literally how
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>>385703516
Tits are to big not interested.
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>>385703446
are you short? I'm 6'1" I like my women under 4'5"
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>>385703446
>have the same fetish
>am 6ft 2 so the chance of me getting with a girl taller than me is almost nonexistent.
just kill me
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>>385700303
nope, the left one would be forgettable
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>>385703353
>tall women aren't attractive
Don't be mean.
>>385703193
Samus isnt even that muscular she lean because that's her body type from jumping and running a lot. She could be a bit more muscley but whatever.
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>>385703615
Aye, tall guy club representing.
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>>385700303
Something was bothering me about your pic. Here I fixed it.
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>>385703516
That's hot
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>>385700303
If she was going commando soemwhere yes, but the Zero suit is literally the bottom layer of her Power suit (Hence the glowy thing on the back)
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>>385700303
How about Samus should wear her fucking power armor instead of pandering to weebs or sjw fucktards?
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>>385703548
Just LOOK at it. But if I have to pinpoint it to you, look at her thighs and ass=her lower body.

>>385703297
Since we learned in Other M that her power suit comes of in case of emotional breakdown, her zero suit does need to function as a combat suit. There's nothing about her zero suit that shows it's a combat suit. It's a fucking fetish suit designed by horny Japanese
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>>385703193
>And why isn't it? Her body is muscular, yet Nintendo doesn't want her to do combat without the power suit?
Because bare skin can't withstand lava, lasers, and all the other shit Samus has to deal with
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>>385700303
lol no kid

kys
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>>385703743
>Other M
Non-canon :^)
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>>385703743
>Just LOOK at it. But if I have to pinpoint it to you, look at her thighs and ass=her lower body.
>>385703129
Looks like it fits perfectly fine. On the other hand, left' design's leg pads aren't going to fit in the Power Suit
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>>385703446
I find taller women attractive but being 6'3" it's pure fiction for me
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>I'm gonna post this image and RP as if i cared on /v/

It's really sad that people like this exist.
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>>385703743
>Since we learned in Other M
Non-canon
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>>385703353
>tall women aren't attractive
>Let's post subjective bullshit
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>>385703743
>other M
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>>385703353
>It conforms so it doesn't get caught on anything.
You can have a tight suit without having it be so tight that it literally rides up your ass.

>It looks good.
It looks sexy, right? But is that how Samus is supposed to be? Sex appeal is more important than her suit being functional?

>You're just shitposting
Any sane person can clearly tell her lower body is a lot more bulky on the right.
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>>385703596
I'm 6'1 or 6'3 depending on which ID you look at.

>>385703615
In my family ALL the girls are tall as fuck everyone is. In fact I'm the shortest young person in my extended family. All my hot cousins were 6'4 and up. I grew up with the idea that tall girls were attractive. Then I grew up and stepped into the world and found nothing but short unattractive women. Its ingrained in my psych. I just cant take a shot girl seriously. Noting ever builds and in fact when they crush on me or god forbid ask me out I get really creeped out and disturbed. Like imagine going over to your best friends place for the first time and looking his fridge to find a moldy pussy thing in the back of his fridge that looks like its been there forever. Then he starts making food with stuff that was right next to it that's not even covered with like plastic wrap. That's the sickening feeling I get when I find out a short girl likes me.
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>>385703743
So wait. Are you telling me Samus is weak to bullying?
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>>385700303
Nah. Imagining porking that plump ass is the best thing about zero suit samus. It's the only reason she exists and I love it.
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>>385703940
>Sex appeal is more important than her suit being functional?
It's a video game so yes.
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>>385703940
>t looks sexy, right? But is that how Samus is supposed to be? Sex appeal is more important than her suit being functional?
Why can't sexy women be powerful? Why are you against beautiful women having strong representation?
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This is my ideal Samus
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>>385700303
No shit she looks looks like that for horny Japs to get off to. Explain why that's a problem and why anyone should give half a shit.
Go back to your Tumblr Brianna Wu, no one is buying your trans bullshit.
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>>385700303
The zero suit isn't a combat suit, it's not even really a suit, it's just form fitting clothing worn to allow the suit to easily fit over her. You know, like what you'd wear under a space suit.
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>>385703940
>Sex appeal is more important than her suit being functional?
The entire point of the Zero Suit is that it's not functional. It's not meant to be exposed.
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>>385704061
She is a big girl
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No, this is how she should be. She's a bounty hunter who doesn't fuck around, she'd probably train and protein shake in her spare times.
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>>385703940
Just because something looks tight dosen't mean it isn't comfy.
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>>385704171
no go be gay on tmblr fggt.
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>>385703129
>using the Other M model
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>>385703882
>>385703926
Other M is canon, stop trolling.

>>385703979
No?

>>385703982
>plump
Another sad soul who's inable to tell the difference between muscle and fat?

>>385703996
NO. It's only more important if you're a horny loser who uses Samus as your imaginary girlfriend.

>>385704030
In this case, her fetish thong suit is not believable. If you design a sexy suit that is still believable, sure.
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>>385703920
This whole thread is subjective bullshit...
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Post more sexy Samus
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Can we all agree that OP is a stupid faggot?
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>>385704442
Yes
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>>385700303
>generic "realistic" military cosmonaut
no thanks.
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>>385704327
quit bitching about escapist fantasy not being realistic you flying faggot, this is now a lewd samus thread
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>>385704303
Ok we'll use the Prime model instead. Superior western programmers.
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>>385700303
To me, the skin tight suit makes more sense for mobility. It's the same thing when you see fit dudes wearing tight under armor or chicks wearing tight as fuck yoga pants. While it's sexy as hell, it actually has a purpose and the sex appeal just happens to coincide with it. But for real, thank the fucking lord for yoga pants. It's a legit blessing.
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>>385704442
It's a given
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>>385704442
Spot on!
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>>385704442
of course.
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>>385700303
>under all your space armor you wear a full set of addition armor
>people defend this because progressive or something
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>>385704327
>NO. It's only more important if you're a horny loser who uses Samus as your imaginary girlfriend.
>being this much of a disgusting obese tumblrina
What are you jealous of Samus?
>In this case, her fetish thong suit is not believable
>being such a pathetic feminist
>Another sad soul who's inable to tell the difference between muscle and fat?
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>>385704327
>In this case, her fetish thong suit is not believable. If you design a sexy suit that is still believable, sure.
Explain why it's not believable
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It's astounding that not only do people not instantly recognize these threads for what they are and report them, but the moderation staff is still apparently too fucking retarded to just delete them on sight despite years of shitposting. Report and hide.
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>>385701573
>So why do you think the creator put her in a skin tight suit instead of a more realistic one? The creator designed her with his dick, that's why.
And you want to design her differently because the creator has a dick.
Really it's his game not yours, and there is beauty in this form that he sees, and the only reason you complain is because you are either tired of see it, get upset that you don't look like that and want to feel sorry for yourself, or both. You want realism in a game where a woman is raised and gentically enhanced by bird aliens, you are in the wrong medium.
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this many people falling for such a basic bait thread haha
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>>385704442
of course. every man should wish all females had a body like that and all females should want men who are in shape as well. it's biological after all.
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>>385704684
Imagine being a pathetic feminist like this land whale, they're so up in arms because they can't get the dick
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>>385704714
wait a minute...oh whatever, I'll still fuck it.
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>>385704797
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>>385704787
And if they can't get the dick they want to remove it
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>>385704708
Seems too real to be bait, OP is actually trying to discuss the point and doesn't act overly stupid, he's either serious or a master baiter.
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>>385704483
OK, so let's give Samus three heads, six eyes and make her skin green. Realism doesn't matter, right?

>>385704524
There's no need for a thong seam. That detail was only added to make her butt look sexy.

>>385704603
There's no need for a thong seam.
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>>385703193
>And why isn't it? Her body is muscular, yet Nintendo doesn't want her to do combat without the power suit?
confirmed for not playing metroid. She has the suit to upgrade, breath in harsh invironments or in space, and carry a vast arsenal.
If you really want to know why they did a power suit, it's to be upgraded because one the audience enjoys upgrading armor. It's a designing tactic to get people to enjoy the game more and give a sense of accomplishment and power.
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>>385702215
Low test numale, please.
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>>385700303
No, no she should not, because you can't enter form-fitting power armor wearing all that junk.
As much as I dislike the Zero Suit, it makes sense. It could be a little less skin-tight, but whatever.
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>>385704874
>There's no need for a thong seam.
That doesn't make it unrealistic
>>385704874
>OK, so let's give Samus three heads, six eyes and make her skin green. Realism doesn't matter, right?
That wouldn't fit in the power suit though
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>>385704860
Either you're the OP, or you're a white knight either way begone knave.
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>>385700303
she gotta curl up into a ball in that you know
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>>385704874
Isn't it nessisary for flexibility
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>>385700303
There's absolutely 0 reasons for left to work when you consider that she's wearing a goddamn space armor
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>>385704874
I hope you are real and not trolling.
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>>385704524
tight skin suits are for a better connection to a electronic armor. Zero suit is for that purpose.
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>>385705000
There's 3 shitlord. Political correctness, feminism and social justice.
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>>385704874
>There's no need for a thong seam. That detail was only added to make her butt look sexy.
And? What's the problem with that? Can't a woman be sexy but also be a hero? Just because I want to jizz all over samus's face doesn't take away the fact that's she's a cool ass bounty hunter. Pus, when she's in her actual armor, you can't see her amazing ass, which kind of sucks honestly.
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>>385700303
>generic design that covers her head and makes her looks like some random soldier
>simple and memorable design that shows her face like it's supposed to
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>>385704874
Face it tumblrina, you can't compete. Get over it.
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>>385705075
>Feminism
>Putting more clothing on a woman
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>>385704874
People like a good looking ass, male or female.
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>>385705075
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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>>385700303
There would be zero reasons for people like OP to exist if massive faggots were banned from posting
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>>385704421
>samus is a degenerate alcohol drinking bar slut
fucking dropped
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>>385704874
>OK, so let's give Samus three heads, six eyes and make her skin green. Realism doesn't matter, right?
no it doesn't, but you are so obsessed about being "real" whIle at the same time you just want realities design on samus. You don't want realism, you just want a redesign on a girl to make her uglier to make yourself feel better.
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ITT: Moron mad about a sexy videogame character who is ment to be sexy

Since when do we allow tumblrtards in /v/?
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I'm just waiting for exposed armpits.
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>>385705000
and by that logic there is 0 reasons to change it either.
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>>385705075
Want a free Helicopter ride?
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>>385705197
>Since when do we allow tumblrtards in /v/?
Since the SJW raids started and everyone with a contrary opinion was labeld /pol/
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>>385700303
>If the artists weren't so horny, Samus should objectively look like she does on the left here.
>Try to debate this.
there is no objective way samus should look because she's a fictional character. there's nothing to debate because your premise is fundamentally wrong.
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>>385705191
>realities
realistic*
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>>385705225
I did not care about this thread until this post
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>>385705163

That's what bounty hunters fucking do
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>>385704442
>>385704460
>>385704552
>>385704563
>>385704583
>>385704737
>it's a "virgins (people who have not had sex with a woman aka have not proved they are straight) go around calling people who want character designs that aren't hentai facsimiles gay" episode
Funny how more mature mediums do not have this problem as much, but I guess that's the natural conclusion to something marketed foremost to children, and causes those children to never mature beyond being thrown the bone in the form of a sad and unrequited sex drive. You're ruining my vidya you god damn thirteen year olds.
Go ahead and call me a roastie or a cuck I know that's the only thing you triggered eternally horny-yet-chaste dipshits have resembling an argument.
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>>385705163
>never been to s bar
ok kiddo
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>>385705314
>You will never see Samus get drunk and sexually abuse Captain Falcon after a stressful mission
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>>385705225
Amazing
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>>385700303
Clearly you've never been to a gym. Most men and women dress like this in those conditions. Hell, most women in a gyms dress more scantily than she does. Last week I saw some chick where you could see her camel toe and nips clear as day. Was that chick made by some horny dude? I think not.
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>>385700303
Because right is actually what you wear under armor/space suit kinda thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcm7OjoOz4A
Even Iron Man wears skin-tight black bodysuit under Iron Man armor. Stormtroopers do too.
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>>385705357
>You're ruining my vidya you god damn thirteen year olds.
it was never your vidya
videogames were always a male hobby and there's nothing you can do fit in
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>>385705402
>Was that chick made by some horny dude?
actually, yes, by two horny people to be precise
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>>385705402
>Was that chick made by some horny dude? I think not.
Well, technically we're all the result of some horny dude. Its a part of reproduction.
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>>385705357
It's a Feminist-cunt gets btfo, & calls everyone who doesn't agree with her fat ugly ass a child.
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>>385705357
>Funny how more mature mediums do not have this problem as much
Mediums such as? Also, having beautiful women around aint a problem. Unless you're a faggot of course.
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>>385705163
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honestly biggest problem with zero suit is it existing at all. why we need to wear anything underneath power suit.
its the goddamn future we dont give a shit
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>>385705357
>Funny how more mature mediums do not have this problem as much
2 things
1
>I'm mature so I play mature games like my self
2
mature have the most overly sexual designs, what the flying fuck are you smoking.
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It's been a while since I played Metroid but what I remember is that her suit integrates with every cell in her body and the zero suit is some sort of middle layer that makes the connection. It would have to sit pretty tight around the body I imagine to actually work.
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>>385703193
so having a muscular body negates the need for armor?
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OK, since this thread exploded, let's see what we agree on so far:

>the zero suit is a combat suit
Yes or no?

>the way the zero suit looks is based on sex appeal rather than making it believable
Yes or no?

>the thong seam only has one purpose: adding sex appeal
Yes or no?

>her lower body in OP looks bulky and muscular
Yes or no?

>/v/ only wants Samus to look sexy
Yes or no?

>most people on /v/ don't have girlfriends
Yes or no?
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>>385700303

Why do straight white males get triggered by sexy women in video games?
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>>385705163
I bet you thought Samus is a virgin too
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>>385705479
>sameface
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>>385705491
>Having all the mechanical parts of the suit rubbing against raw skin
Samus would bleed to death
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>>385705314
>no true scotsman
not an argument

>>385705370
what's an S bar? regardless, not an argument
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>>385705534
>straight white males
Nope
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Muscle Aran

girls with abs are my fetish
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>>385705532
>the zero suit is a combat suit
No, it's literally the exact opposite. It's not meant to be worn outside of the power suit
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>>385705534
as a straight white male
I never have, but for others it's because they are whipped and want to prove they aren't their mysoginistic daddy.
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Zero Suit is shit and should be purged from the series entirely and be replaced by the vastly superior Super undies.
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>>385705564
fine then get rid of the power suit too
its the future bitches
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>>385705357
I'm actually Bi so jokes on you ,legbeard. Stop getting offended by fictional sexy characters.
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>>385705640
But the entire point of the power suit is that it's the future you retard
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>>385701573
>designed her with his dick
But how did he even train his dick to pick up a pencil
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>>385705568
it is an argument, women go to bars all the time, you are a retarded shut in that knows nothing about women but from your animes
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>>385705535
OTHER M ISN'T CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>385705564
She doesn't wear the ZS in Super, 2, Fusion, Prime 1, or the Original, so that's obviously not a problem.
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>blonde hair, blue eyes
>white
it's a start, but she's an inherently boring character. id rather see a Samus of a different less represented background.
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>>385703982
Why doesn't the best post in this thread have more replies?
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>>385705532
>the zero suit is a combat suit
neither, it's under-armor
>the way the zero suit looks is based on sex appeal rather than making it believable
A mix of both
>the thong seam only has one purpose: adding sex appeal
Aesthetics in general
>her lower body in OP looks bulky and muscular
No
>/v/ only wants Samus to look sexy
When She's in her zero suit, yes. When she's wearing power armor, it's armor.
>most people on /v/ don't have girlfriends
This is an anonymous board so we don't know.
Also low quality bait/insult tumblrtard.
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>>385705568
That wasn't even a case of "no true scotsman" you mong.
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>>385705692
>it is an argument
you're a brainlet
post and opinion: discarded
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>>385700303
At most while in the power suit, she should have a bra and panties on, inside it gets hot and your skin needs to breathe.
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>>385705532
>the zero suit is a combat suit
no

>the way the zero suit looks is based on sex appeal rather than making it believable
no

>the thong seam only has one purpose: adding sex appeal
Yes

>her lower body in OP looks bulky and muscular
no

>/v/ only wants Samus to look sexy
Yes

>most people on /v/ don't have girlfriends
Yes
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>>385705550
It is a good sameface
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>>385700303
The helmet looks dumb amd the awkward armor plating doesn't fit the artstyle of the series.
The jacket and other stuff I can get behind
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>>385705686
well just make it invisible or some shit idk
aesthetics my dude its the future we can do whatever we want
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>>385705710
This. Gay, trans, disabled, black, autistic, Muslim Samus when?
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>Sybb thread
>over 100 replies

/v/ truly is the most retarded board on 4chan. At least sage you dumb niggers.
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>>385705732
of course it was you spastic
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>>385700303
She isn't meant to be outside the power suit, she could be wearing nothing and it would make sense, if anything they censored her.
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>fit bitch wearing typical clothes for someone like her
>totally unfuckingethical
>someone like ryu totally shirtless
>fuck yeah sexy as fuck
just stop you hypocritical faggots
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>>385705706
Her experiences with the Zero Suit led to advancements in the suit.
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Fact: Samus is Trans.
Deal with it shitlords.
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>>385705534
>Why do straight white males get triggered by sexy women in video games?
I love sexy women in vidya....I love sexy women in general
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>>385700303
No, and fuck you
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>>385700303
I hate the zero suit. I'm not an sjw, but I'm extremely tired of seeing skintight latex suit bimbo Samus. I genuinely wish she could just be a badass bounty hunter in a cool suit of space age armor and not be yet another fanservice porn machine, but I don't often bitch about it because I get why. I get that the creators have the authority over their creation to make it however they want and I get that there's nothing wrong with pandering to horny fans that wanna see her ass.

I'm not part of the audience that they're aiming bimbo Samus at, so of course it doesn't appeal to me. I can't bitch about that, though, because I'd be a hypocrite for liking a different variety of sex appeal, but complaining about this. So, as much as I don't like it, I can deal with it. I still like the series, so I'm not gonna let this retardation get in the way of that because I still enjoy the gameplay and that's what's actually important.
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>>385705752
no it isn't.
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>>385705752
>mole
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>>385705792
Of course it wasn't.

And I see you're just here to insult people, so have a go at it.
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>>385705782
>Muslim Samus when
How about muslim Samus who adores real Samus and decides to follow in her footsteps and become cool bountyhunter for Allah?
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>>385705639
Based Obi-wan poster
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>>385704327
>Another sad soul who's inable to tell the difference between muscle and fat?
>Implying bearmode girls aren't amazing
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>>385705818
>wearing side tie bikini
>pretending to be modest
how quaint
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>>385705894
that sounds fucking rad. id play it
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>>385705738
Imagine being this upset.
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>>385705838
You have wiki page to edit
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>>385705806
see this man gets it
imagine how much better zero mission would have been if this was the case
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>>385705738
you are a meme spouting 12 year old
you have to be over 18 to post here kiddo
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>>385705163

How else did you imagine her? A quiet and gentle lady sipping tea at a cafe while reading a romance novel?

Samus is definitely a bourbon type.
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>>385705731
>neither, it's under-armor
What is "under-armor" if it's NOT a combat suit?

>A mix of both
OK, that makes sense

>Aesthetics in general
Define what that word actually mean to you then

>No
Seriously? Then what does it look like, if not muscular?

>When She's in her zero suit, yes. When she's wearing power armor, it's armor.
So why is she supposed to be sexualized?
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>>385705892
"mong" is not an insult?

concerning the argument, let me indulge you:
"all bounty hunters go to bars therefore samus must also go to bars" is a classic NTS fallacy
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>>385705892
but alas anon, it was.
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>>385705882
>not liking 18th century fashion
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>>385705710
>I can't play a game unless the character looks the way I want.
Design whore like you are what kills gaming.
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>>385705948
Man, I'm not sure. A naked women by herself is a pretty worn out design.
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>>385705970
>Aesthetics in general
>Define what that word actually mean to you then
not that anon but it fucking means that it looks better
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>>385705950
>you are le underage
maximum damage control
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>>385705894
Go to bed Ms. Marvel
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>>385706029
It's not the 18th century though. It's the far future, retard.
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>>385706042
LITERALLY top tier patrician fetish
why there aren't any doujins in this vein already has always blown my mind
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>>385706051
>still spouting memes
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>>385706009
But alas, it was not.

>>385706003
But that's not what happened. Anon merely inquired as to why you would be surprised or upset about this behavior. The phrasing was rhetoric.
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>>385700303
0.01$ have been deposited into your paypal account.
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>>385705969
good question
a demure no nonsense professional lady, something like Nina Williams in Tekken
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>>385705357
Video games are male dominated, that's the demographic, get the fuck out of here with your feminist bullshit.
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>cucks will never stop arguing about the zero suit sexualizing Samus even though it was created to be less sexual than bra and panties
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I hope samus can be a good role model to all the young impressionable girls our there. A fit sexy body is way more desirable than some hamplanet.
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>>385706128
you're fighting for a lost cause friend
that wasn't an inquiry it was a "factual statement"
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>>385705752
>>385706029

Don't worry, you're not alone.
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>>385706257
Explain how a latex fetish outfit is somehow less sexual than a sports bra and panties.
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>>385705970
>What is "under-armor" if it's NOT a combat suit?
Under armor, is the clothing that you put on under your equipment. Like under wear for clothes.
>When She's in her zero suit, yes. When she's wearing power armor, it's armor.
She's a female, & females are sexual.
>Define what that word actually mean to you then
It just looks good, lines are nice...sometimes. Look into other art forms like architecture, & you'll understand.
>Seriously? Then what does it look like, if not muscular?
Thicc, 'n juicy a real women's ass.
>>385705973
Absolutely degenerate.
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>>385706303
I like this
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>>385700303
Which game is responsible for the porky butt on the right? I find it hilarious
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>>385706282
It was a rhetoric statement.
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>>385702907
The delusion.
>>385705225
Patrician taste.
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>>385706257
I see Julian decided to abandon this gay Earth and hide in space?
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>>385706412
>not understanding you're wrong
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>>385700680
Came in to say this. Fuck all these dumb waifufags, Samus is a bounty hunter first, woman second.
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>>385706442
>The delusion.
You're very delusional
>Patrician taste.
not in the slightest.
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>>385702907
>Like, why is it SO important to...

The irony is thick as tar.
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>>385706319
Explain how paint is part of a balanced breakfast
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>>385706321
>Under armor, is the clothing that you put on under your equipment. Like under wear for clothes.
Then it's not a combat suit

>She's a female, & females are sexual.
But not during their missions

>It just looks good, lines are nice...sometimes. Look into other art forms like architecture, & you'll understand.
Come on, you just mean it's sexy

>Thicc, 'n juicy a real women's ass.
Are you saying Samus on the right in OP has a fat butt?
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>>385706507
see >>385704931
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>>385706443
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>>385706465
No u
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>>385706387
>porky butt
see >>385704931
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>>385702907
>that one time wu tried to change Samus' wikipedia article and cite herself. shit was hilarious.
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>>385705532
>>the zero suit is a combat suit
No. It's an intersuit made to make the power armor less uncomfortable or function at all, and probably monitor/maderate some of Samus' biofunctions.
I wouldn't be surprised if it did have some minor enhancement for emergency combat use, but not in any way that would interfere with its primary purpose.
>>the way the zero suit looks is based on sex appeal rather than making it believable
Not entirely, but I absolutely believe some liberties were made in making it sexy. An inter-suit like this likely WOULD be mostly skintight, which does carry inherent sex appeal, but it also would not ride up into the groin the way it does, since this would make the suit less comfortable, especially if the wearer is expected to do any serious movement while wearing it.
>>the thong seam only has one purpose: adding sex appeal
As covered above. Conceivably, it is possible that the thong aids in shit like the Morph Ball, but at this point we are dealing with fiction, which could have been written any way.
>>her lower body in OP looks bulky and muscular
The zero-suit irons out musculature, not that such a suit necessarily would, cynical me believes this to be more related to work-reduction over anything else. If I didn't know this was Samus, I could not tell you if this person was muscular or fat.
>>/v/ only wants Samus to look sexy
Yes and no.
People largely want Samus to be badass over all else. However, a good number of Samusfags happen to be the sort of person that thinks a badass or strong woman is sexy. It's a bit circular after this, but I believe, at their core, the desires are separate.
>>most people on /v/ don't have girlfriends
Honestly, I don't fucking know anymore. There was a time when I'd have said yes, but these are strange times we live in. I'm still leaning yes, but only because of relationship statistics, not any knowledge of /v/.
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>>385706542
You can't defend your position and so your counter by posting the latex fetish outfit, but now this one has giant hooker heels on it? Again, explain how a latex fetish outfit is somehow less sexual than a sports bra and panties. Try to actually think about it if you're able.
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>>385706319
it definitely isn't, but because it shows less skin (objectively true) you can argue it's less sexualized
the nips knew what they were doing
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>>385706543
>Then it's not a combat suit
It's under armor
>But not during their missions
Nope, you can't change the nature of the beast, & She's in full power armor while on a mission. your argument is void.
>Come on, you just mean it's sexy
It's aesthetic.
>Are you saying Samus on the right in OP has a fat butt?
Her, it's a nice butt....
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>>385706669
Have you ever even seen a latex fetish suit
>>
Surprised nobody posted that severe, heavily-scarred, and incredibly masculine Samus.
>>
still have yet to see an argument proving how a woman being sexy is a negative aspect and takes away from who and what she stands for. samus is still the same bounty hunter we grew up with even though under the armor she just so happens to be a fine ass woman with a great ass.
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>>385705442
>videogames were always a male hobby
Early arcade culture was pretty inclusive, and early on female programmers were more common before the vidya industry exploded. Roberta Williams comes to mind. I'm not to read up on this but I'm pretty sure "women never worked in vidya until Ass Creed came out" is a meme.

>>385705473
Well it is a bit of a falsehood, every board about a certain medium on 4chan goes to circlejerking about how gay others are.
>Also, having beautiful women around aint a problem.
Absolutely correct. Having her zero suit be a fetish uniform is just lazy though.
>Unless you're a faggot of course.
nnnnnOOOOO MY MASCULINITY HE CALLED ME A FAGGOT (for the fiftieth time in the last minute) AAAAAA WHAT DO I DO NOW

>>385706225
>laughing at manchildren calling others gay despite them being virgins is feminism
okay
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>>385706626
It's porky. That's the least offensive word I can use for it.
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>>385706716
Fine, I'll do it
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>>385706778
you prefer men
that's the least offensive phrase I can use for you
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>>385706718
It makes some people feel uncomfortable seeing an attractive character. Like it makes them feel dirty inside. I often think people who have a problem with that sort of stuff have some kind of weird avoidance to the idea of sex in general.
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Realistic combat clothing incoming
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>>385700563
>The Varia Suit has plenty of space
Where? What, do you think it's just papier maché and it's all hollow under the paint job, you fucking blockhead? Why would the suit have extra space under it? Why make it bulkier and just fill it with air in between? To make her less mobile just so the space pirates have a fair shot? Asshole, it's huge because she's wearing a fucking tank. There is no space. Certainly not for that fucking tin foil suit in the OP. And why would she need to wear armor under her armor? She not only couldn't, she wouldn't even ever dream of such an insipid and impossible thing, making the left image the worst design ever invented. Literally stupider and more impractical than the stereotypical fantasy woman character wearing only a bikini into combat.
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>>385706738
>Early arcade culture was pretty inclusive
it wasn't
>early on female programmers were more common before the vidya industry exploded. Roberta Williams comes to mind.
playing games is not the same as programming. you got that wrong and that is only single example of a female programmer. videogames are and will always be directed to males because we are the majority of console and pc games consumers. nice try.
>I'm not to read up on this but I'm pretty sure "women never worked in vidya until Ass Creed came out" is a meme.
again. we are not talking about who get paid to produce games but who consume them and those are males. your political whining will never change this because gaming is not a female oriented hobby and it never will be.
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>>385706738
>Early arcade culture was pretty inclusive, and early on female programmers were more common before the vidya industry exploded. Roberta Williams comes to mind. I'm not to read up on this but I'm pretty sure "women never worked in vidya until Ass Creed came out" is a meme.
Still predominately a Male hobby
>Having her zero suit be a fetish uniform is just lazy though
keep you backwards beliefs to yourself
>laughing at manchildren
you're the most immature person here.
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>>385706718
it is a negative aspect if you're a woman or a beta cuck and see metroid as a feminist power fantasy
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>>385700303
if i wanted her to look like that i would be playing shitty games like mass effect instead of glorious nippon gamu
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>>385706716
>>385706815
THATS "incredibly masculine" in your opinion?
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>>385700303
make the blue suit under it sleek, basically her old zero suit but less shiny. A proper form should be appreciated not hidden by baggage.

Boots are cool, but make them a compramise between sexy heals and combat stuff

remove all the crop that blocks out view of her chest. That's where sexy is. Keep arm/shoulder stuff that suggests power.

cut the burka off, hair is sexy and powerful

get rid of he fucking robocop gun and give her something sleek and high tech. She has fucking Chozo technology, this isn't a field grunt that dies before the first cutscene ends

Get rid of bags, that pipe, straps and belts. Again her technology is what elven enchanted mithril is to historical middle age armor.

-t married to a proffessional character designer
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>>385706815
>heavily scarred
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>>385706815
muh dick
i need to take a sniff of those sweaty panties so bad
that would be like heaven
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>>385706917
>keep you backwards beliefs to yourself
Irony
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>>385706816
Dude, her ass is porky as fuck. Stop this bullshit.
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>>385706738
>"women never worked in vidya until Ass Creed came out"
Nobody said that though...
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the one on the left is super boring looking which is a problem a lot of male western characters have.
You don't have to make female characters sexualized but introducing the problems male characters have doesn't fix things either.
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>>385706925
This desu
>>385706927
Not him, but yes.
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>>385706973
okay let's step up the offensiveness
you like cock
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>>385706927
No, the one I'm thinking of was an ugly, hardened man in his mid-fifties who, despite keeping in okay shape, had developed small titties.

And the suit was very blocky and looked like it would barely move.
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>>385706956
>being this self-unaware
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>>385706995
the only masculine thing is the overly defined abs. thats all.
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So did OP lose their mind yet and go on a melt down? I'm not reading all of these posts to find OPs tumblrina meltdown
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>>385707040
>being this self-unaware
Irony
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>>385707039
this?
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>>385706956
he is right
sjws are the ones trying to censor things they don't like
nothing backwards about a sexualized character designed to please males
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>>385700303
Left is a disaster.

Here's how to improve right:
>remove lipstick
>get rid of shitty pony tail
>make her butt looks fit instead of that flab ass she has now
>stop making her thighs rub together
>make her less anime and more Prime
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STOP SEXUALIZING ASTRONAUTS REEEEE
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>>385707103
Nope, still too clearly a woman.
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>>385707103
u wanna fukin fite bud
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For all questions of normative philosophy on the subject of artistic expression, the objectively correct answer to have is that it should be the developer's vision.

EVEN IF they want to make Samus a man or a thick-lipped negress or ANYTHING. The opposite is also true: if they believe Zero Suit means entirely nude, that should be their right of expression.
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>>385707158
was it official artwork at least?
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>>385707090
>Irony
Ironically saying someone's being ironic
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>>385707147

holy shit astronauts are ugly as fuck
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>>385707142
>Here's how to improve right:
but there's nothing to improve
the goal of the character design is to be sexy
not realistic
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>>385707147
THOSE MEN ARE BEING OBJECTIFIED. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THEIR INCREDIBLY FIT BODY AND MUSCLES. STOP. THIS JUST ISNT RIGHT.
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>>385700303
The zero suit, is supposed to fit under her power suit.
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>>385707081
Those legs
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>>385700303
ah how true, all artists should be eunuch who have no libido or will of their own!
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>>385707147
I dunno man they look pretty decently attractive to me

I think modern women have destroyed my standards, anything with breasts, natural hair colors, and no duck face looks acceptable to me.
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>>385707125
>sjws are the ones trying to censor things they don't like
>implying complaining on tumblr has any impact at all
>implying the SJW aren't your boogeymen because devs are pandering to them and not you
kek.

>>385707217
The irony is that you're saying something you're exemplifying either because you don't understand what you're saying or you lack any semblance of self awareness. Or both, probably both.
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>>385707295
>Low Standards
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>>385707237
Lipstick is not sexy
Pony tail is not sexy
Flab ass is not sexy
Tree trunk thighs are not sexy

Do you understand?
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>>385707261
Don't bring logic into this. SJWs hate that.
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>>385707345
>my taste in women is the same as everyone else.
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>>385707345
I understand
you're a homosexual
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>>385702265
>Thank you, good sir
This place really has turned into reddit. Whats wrong with sexy girls? There are sexy men in games too. Nothing wrong with either. Unless you're an insecure little faggot this shouldnt bother you
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>>385707147
>the third from the left
jesus fucking hell i want to fuck that qt chick
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>>385703353
>tall women
>not attractive
Could the manlet be any easier to fucking spot
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>>385700303
>Can we all agree Samus should look like the one on the left?

No, because the left is some tactical field suit while the blue skintight one on the right is basically just something she wears when she's in the armor.

It would make no fucking sense at all to have all that shit on the left inside the suit because it would get really uncomfortable with all that trash in the way.

If you're some SJW upset with how she looks on the right, how about fucking drawing her inside her armor? You know, the thing she actually wears when going on missions?
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>>385707345
I understand you're into bara and burly men
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>>385707379
It's not my problem you have shit taste

>>385707384
>critisize a fat ass
>regarded as homo
In which part of the world is this considered logic?
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>is super aerobatic
>wonder why she wears a skin tight speed suit when she would put an Olympic gymnast to shame
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>>385707337
You can stop speaking about yourself now.
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>>385707195
No, it was fanart clearly meant to rile people up, and it worked at least once.
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>>385707147
Girls are surprisingly cute, especially the one on the left
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>>385707345
>Pony tail is not sexy

What a pitiful life you lead.
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>>385707502
>>is super aerobatic
that's the exosuit
smash bros isn't canon
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>>385707457
Thank you.
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>>385707337
>implying the SJW aren't your boogeymen because devs are pandering to them and not you
tell that to marvel's low sales on their new progressive comics.
artists are pandering to sjws because this crowd is a vocal majority on social media but as years go by the failings in sales are clearly reverting the situation back into sanity.
japs for instance don't pander to this bullshit
no matter how much sjws cried about 2b being overly sexualized nothing happened.
whiners are not the ones buying games or any other form of media.
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>>385706906
>it wasn't
Oh okay.
>playing games is not the same as programming.
The wording is "male hobby" and producing means being a part of the hobby as much (or more) as consuming. In fact hobbies are mostly centered around doing and creating (which is why people silently scoff if you say 'watching tv' is a hobby).
>and that is only single example of a female programmer
Very astute
>videogames are and will always be directed to males because we are the majority of console and pc games consumers.
Did I read this correctly? "Videogames are and will always be directed to males"? I think there's at least two video games out there directed toward females, which would disable this dumb sweeping statement and force a goalpost-movement. That and the countless number of gender-neutral games.
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>>385707337
>implying complaining on tumblr has any impact at all
>implying the SJW aren't your boogeymen because devs are pandering to them and not you
You just straight up contradicted yourself. You said they have no impact but then say that devs are pandering to them. Also, how can anyone say SJWs have no impact in this day and age? Most of media has been infected by their constant bitching and it shows. Do people like you live under a rock or just don't want to accept it?
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>>385706973
>being this delusional
You're literally gay, anon. There's nothing wrong with it but you have to at least admit it.
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>>385707345
>Do you understand?
i understand you like cock
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>>385707508
>proving me right
kek. :^)
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>>385707345
>women are not sexy
I don't think the character design is your problem
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>>385707597
So you think that big booty of hers look fit?
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Maybe all the fags complaining should design their own memorable character that everyone will enjoy for years to come. Oh right. You're all talent-less jealous fucks.
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>>385700303
Skin tight suits worn by pilots of mechs and powersuits has been a thing in Japan for ages. People only bitch about Samus because Other M made her look stupid and everyone screenshotting her ass in brawl because it had a shiny texture and posting it online.
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>>385707498
>>385707580
>japs for instance don't pander to this bullshit
>no matter how much sjws cried about 2b being overly sexualized nothing happened.
no but they do pander a different way, meaning the moe fad.
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>>385707682
only gays and limeys use "fit" as a positive and I get the feeling you're not British
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>>385707345
gayest poster ITT
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>>385707657
>Pretending your one of us
It's amusing how self unaware you are.
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>>385701872
>What has that to do with anything? Her design was only created with sex appeal in mind.

No, she was initially designed as a woman in a suit of armor.
Later on they showed us that she's an attractive woman as well (which isn't wrong in any way, or are you claiming a competent woman can't be attractive as well?).

Her wearing the zero suit during the endings screens was just a throwback to the original ending when it was revealed that the one you played as was a woman (very unexpected at the time).
It makes perfect sense why she would wear either underwear or a skintight suit underneath her suit of armor. In fact wearing bulky clothes would be fucking stupid.

Sure Nintendo is abusing her natural sex appeal now, but that doesn't make her design problematic because it all makes perfect sense in the world of Metroid.
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>>385705842
Why cant you talk with them?
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>>385706738
Read the stats, video games are male dominated. Women barely play video games and that's not because men aren't allowing them, it's because they just don't care about the same types of games males do. Metroid is a game made for the male demographic, so it needs to fit males needs and fantasies.
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>>385707584
>The wording is "male hobby" and producing means being a part of the hobby as much (or more) as consuming.
nope. the male hobby we are talking about is playing games, not producing. the audience of sexy samus are the game players.
>In fact hobbies are mostly centered around doing and creating (which is why people silently scoff if you say 'watching tv' is a hobby).
well, gaming is centered around playing games. sorry.
>I think there's at least two video games out there directed toward females
two among how many thousands of other games?
>That and the countless number of gender-neutral games.
which are consumed by a majority composed of males.
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>>385707345
so basically you want an unattractive lard ass who doesn't give a fuck about her body.
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>>385707682
>fit
As in "looks taut and muscular like a man's ass"? Because in that case, no. However, I wouldn't understand a homosexual to actually understand why straight men appreciate the female form.
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>>385707729
OK, forget about it being "sexy" or not. Does her ass look fit or fat to you?
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>>385707769
He surely doesn't talk to them on /v/
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>>385707769
>implying you know who I associate with
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>>385707723
but moe is actually consumed
sjw leftist bullshit is only whined for but no one buys progressive shit
nothing wrong about pandering to a crowd that buys your games right?
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>>385707849
it looks normal to me
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>>385707849
Sybb please
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>>385707590
not that guy but they did, and sales dropped because of it. Marvel for instance, they try to blame their customers for not being progressive enough to buy their comics. There is a huge dip in any media that panders to these folks. The reason is that sjw lives under a rock of their own not understanding how the majority thinks unless it's in their own inner circle.
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>>385707843
>understand to understand
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>>385707729
>only gays and limeys use "fit" as a positive
You can't be real.
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>>385707849
>forget about it being "sexy"
That's the whole point you daft fuck
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Practically speaking, having skin tight clothes where you can move even more freely than naked (I assume they have more support at the chestpart) is the best type of clothing for any type of fighter. Considering it takes place in the far future, there wouldn't be a need for any unnecessary armor pieces. The fabric itself should be better than any armor we have right now.

Also, atleast in half of space stories have people in skin tight suits. It's especially a thing in anime. The creator was right with his design. The heels she has in the later games are probably the most overdesigned thing about ZSS.
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>>385707682
>So you think that big booty of hers look fit?
it doesn't need to be particularly fit to be attractive
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>>385707869
Not with sexy girls
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This image shows how fat her ass was in Zero Mission. Same angle, same poses. Yet the Zero Mission ass is a lot bigger than the others and it's also droopy.
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>>385707903
>not that guy but they did, and sales dropped because of it. Marvel for instance, they try to blame their customers for not being progressive enough to buy their comics. There is a huge dip in any media that panders to these folks. The reason is that sjw lives under a rock of their own not understanding how the majority thinks unless it's in their own inner circle.

No, the reason is that SJW are a loud minority and don't actually consume most of the stuff they're triggered by.
This is why trying to appeal to them over your established audience is stupid. You have built up your loyal consumer base yet you would abandon them to try and appeal to some loudmouths? Fucking stupid.
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>>385707970
Projecting much.
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>>385707963
I wonder, would Master Chief and Samus enjoy fighting naked?
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>>385708008
droopy butts = best
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>>385700303
Why would she have any armor or equipment over the jumpsuit that has the primary function of creating armor and equipment unless she was going easy on her bounties and wanting to risk her life slightly more?
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>>385707580
>tell that to marvel's low sales on their new progressive comics.
>He bought the "diversity is killing comics" meme after it was not only debunked but marvel still has the edge in the comics market.
top kek. Seriously can't believe people took that article seriously.

>artists are pandering to sjws because this crowd is a vocal majority on social media but as years go by the failings in sales are clearly reverting the situation back into sanity.
I've been hearing this for the past 5 years now. I just can't fathom how you guys get it in your head that you're simultaneously winning and losing for years.
>2012 with SJW shit in vidya reaches peak with Sarkeesian
>They're pandering to SJWs now but sales will show that they don't really play games!
>2017, 24 financial quarters later
>They're pandering to SJWs now but sales will show that they don't really play games!
Seriously, just give it up. it's creative freedom that games have become "progressive" and you're upset that they don't align with you. You're the SJW now.

>japs for instance don't pander to this bullshit
>People selling games to japan don't care about western culture and sensibility
Stop the presses. What's funny is how you count this as some kind of win when literally no one cares but you and your counterpart on tumblr and it still changes nothing. No one cares.

>whiners are not the ones buying games or any other form of media.
I hope you're counting yourself in that.
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>>385708075
>You're the SJW now
ah yes le horseshoe meme
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This is a typical gril that goes to the gym. Not really seeing the difference here.
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>>385708023
Yep, you are right. I dont know you, and I shouldnt assume things. Forgive me, and have a good day
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>>385707590
>You said they have no impact but then say that devs are pandering to them.
Devs pander to their audience.

> Also, how can anyone say SJWs have no impact in this day and age?
They don't

>Most of media has been infected by their constant bitching and it shows.
>it's a media is evil because they say things I don't like episode
>>>/r/thedonald
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>>385708135
>Race/Sub-Species
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>>385700303
That literally just looks like a Fallout 4 character.
And like everyone else said, there's no point in armor under armor.
It probably realistically wouldn't be as "sexy as it is, but a bodysuit would make the most sense nonetheless.

There's literally no upsides to wearing coveralls, armor, and a parachute harness underneath impenetrable space armor.
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>>385707741
>still proving me right
:^)
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>>385708075
>Seriously, just give it up. it's creative freedom that games have become "progressive" and you're upset that they don't align with you. You're the SJW now.
it's also creative freedom to make a sexy fit character.
>>385708075
>top kek. Seriously can't believe people took that article seriously.
it's not jlthe article, it's the actual sales 9f comic books. Look it up the sales show a huge dip in profit after the past 5 years.
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>>385707815
Since you're just ignoring the arcade culture point (justifiable since I haven't posted any citations), I don't see how being mostly consumed by males makes it a "male hobby".
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>>385708135
A girl like that would be send away here. Showing too much. People are always fairly dressed at my gym. Never really see any cleavage and at best it's see through sport leggings and it shows their panties. Personally I think one should wear thongs with the leggings anyway.
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>>385708170
>Also, how can anyone say SJWs have no impact in this day and age?
>They don't
they do, why the fuck do you see all these games and comics of sjw pandering.
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>>385700303
Her body is perfectly fine, she only needs more ass.

Her Other M height retcon was an improvement too.
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>>385708229
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>>385700303
GUYS CAN WE ALL AGREE ON SOMETHING?

The reason she looks so hot and sexy in Zero Mission is because she has a rather plump arse?

Is this agreeable?
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>>385707729
>fit
>not positive
>not wanting to rub your face on her abs
>not wanting to feel her toned body all over
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>>385708075
>>He bought the "diversity is killing comics" meme after it was not only debunked but marvel still has the edge in the comics market.
has the edge but their progressive line of comics failed miserably
>I've been hearing this for the past 5 years now. I just can't fathom how you guys get it in your head that you're simultaneously winning and losing for years.
we are winning more than we lose, day by day media producers are getting the clear picture that whiners don't buy their products.
>Seriously, just give it up. it's creative freedom that games have become "progressive" and you're upset that they don't align with you.
the creators are seeing freely that you don't buy their products and are reverting back to their original views instead of pandering to the vocal crowd of social media.
>You're the SJW now.
i'm not the one who goes crying on devs pages when i don't like something for political reasons. you're free to produce leftist shit for all i care.
>Stop the presses. What's funny is how you count this as some kind of win when literally no one cares but you and your counterpart on tumblr and it still changes nothing. No one cares.
a lot of people tired of your whining care.
>I hope you're counting yourself in that.
as i said in this post. i'm not a sjw. you can cry as much as you want but we will keep having sexy female characters for eternity because we are paying for it.
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>>385708098
>when the game industry is primarily run by people who don't care about SJ
>PATRIARCHY REEEEEEEEEEEE PANDER TO ME
>people who care about SJ start making the game
>SJWs REEEEEEEEEEEE PANDER TO ME
Literally the same type of people on different sides of the coin.
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If you people actually knew anything about space, astronauts and shit you would know that development is progressing more and more towards skintight astronaut suits. This is for pratical reasons.

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/innovation/11/05/gravity.space.suit/

But no, let's go with that bulky tacticool look for no logical reason instead.
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>>385708283
That height got re-retconned in Samus Returns.
See>>385704303

>>385704504
>still not using the 2D games models
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>>385708251
>I don't see how being mostly consumed by males makes it a "male hobby".
how else can i explain that the majority of the consumers are the ones that the devs will focus on to produce their content because this earns them more?
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>>385704327
>Other M is canon
>He doesn't know
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gimme your best samus porn
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>>385703353
T. 5,11
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>>385700303
Right looks like a scifi plug suit
Left is tacticool modern warfare garbage
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>>385708265
>they do, why the fuck do you see all these games and comics of sjw pandering.
its cheaper to whine on social media than to pay for the products
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>>385704327
>Other M is canon
Kill yourself
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>>385708554
The kind that won't get me banned from the board at least
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>>385708170
> Also, how can anyone say SJWs have no impact in this day and age?
>They don't

and at this exact point your opinion stops being relevant
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>>385708554
You don't need porn of her
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>>385708669
and that whining produced a bunch of garbage. Marvel is just realizing this and hates their main source of income because they aren't progressive enough.
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>>385708567
That's short
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>>385708265
>why the fuck do you see all these games and comics of sjw pandering.
Because the people who make these games want to make those types of game. Gonna tell you what I tell your counterparts: It's creative freedom. Just because they're making something you don't like doesn't mean there's some political agenda being pushed. Such thinking is tantamount to saying "stop making things I don't like"

>>385708230
>it's also creative freedom to make a sexy fit character.
But they chose not to :^)

>it's the actual sales 9f comic books. Look it up the sales show a huge dip in profit after the past 5 years.
>there was the creation of digital stores that let you buy comics at the tap of the button on any electrical device has almost killed the comic store, Comics fell out of favor as other mediums like video games and capeshit flicks and shows (which are very diverse mind you) rose to prominence, as well as a genuine decline in sells for literature in general all happened in this time frame.
>throughout all of this marvel still comes on top of other comics company with only DC (also very diverse) to rival them
>it must be the SJWs!
When people who know nothing about comics talk about comics kek
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>>385708753
progressive shit can't stand the market's force
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>>385708291
:^)
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>>385708753
Based on your convo I guess Marvel comics aren't about heroes being heroes anymore?
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>imaging not being attracted to a beautiful female
>whose also fit
>has a juicy ass
>nice face
what a fucking horrible life that must be
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>>385708791
> Just because they're making something you don't like doesn't mean there's some political agenda being pushed
Except there clearly is an agenda, also I don't buy that shit. Marvel is a business, their sole purpose is to make money, not be creative. You wanna know how to make money, make a product that people want to buy. People don't want to buy sjw garbage.
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>>385708374
If we care about functionality why does the Suit look like a quarterback wearing a bodice? If the Power Suit looked like an astronaut's suit and the rest of the production design took a realistic approach toward alien biology and technology then I'd be fine with a slim, non-latex-shiny undersuit.

>>385708446
I don't want Samus being rule 34 bait tho? In fact I would be more interested in a Metroid game that forewent sexy Samus rather than one that just played it up and tried to titillate. I mean hey if the main demo is men why not just make a gangbang porno instead of a game? Reason: I don't play video games to jerk off. I jerk off to jerk off. I don't need a game full of Adonises to find characters likeable. This might just be Having Taste, something the market can and will never account for.

>>385708917
You should be boycotting the game for having her wear clothes at all, right?
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>>385708791
>Because the people who make these games want to make those types of game.
companies want to make games that sell. not games that they only want to make. sometimes creative freedom matches market preferences. when the vocal minority of sjws flood social media asking for progressive media they make it seem that's a good business opportunity. fortunally, companies are seeing that pandering to whining doesn't sell.
>Just because they're making something you don't like doesn't mean there's some political agenda being pushed. Such thinking is tantamount to saying "stop making things I don't like"
when a company repeatedly produces things and pushes for products that don't sell well, they're clearly trying to force a political agenda.
>When people who know nothing about comics talk about comics kek
nothing you said explains the huge dip of their progressive comics compared to the usual ones.
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>>385708917
>juicy
Stop usig shit terms. A fat ass on a fit body is god tier.
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>>385708741
That is a lie sir, I horrible lie!
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>>385708905
they are about heroes being "oppressed minorities" instead of what loyal consumers liked about them all along. they are about cramming a political agenda into something that should be a fictional work of art.
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>>385700303
No, you stupid fuck. All that extra SHIT on the left wouldn't fit inside her actual Chozo Armor. Would you actually PREFER Samus to be wearing either bra and panties or nothing at all underneath that armor, such as in Metroid 1-3?

God fucking stupid shitstains. Their mothers' doctors shoulda done a better job with those coat hangers in the abortion clinics...
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>>385708917
And on top of that is confident and cool. This is something beyond gayness, even homosexual would recognize her as attractive woman. This is perverted puritanism.
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>>385700303
Faggot
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>>385708791
>Because the people who make these games want to make those types of game. Gonna tell you what I tell your counterparts: It's creative freedom. Just because they're making something you don't like doesn't mean there's some political agenda being pushed. Such thinking is tantamount to saying "stop making things I don't like"
same goes for the other way around, yet people are being chastised for not being progressive so your point is moot.
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>>385709146
I'm stealing this,it looks fashy.
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she also needs to be 300 pounds, lesbian, with pink hair and a septum piercing
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>>385708972
>You should be boycotting the game for having her wear clothes at all, right?
I obviously didn't say that. All I was getting at is that she's attractive and in a suit that defines her physique that is most likely typical of someone in her profession. Also, if we want to go by the """"better"""" design on the left, it's still attracted you to her feminine features. The straps near her waist make you look directly at her pussy. Not exactly the most non sexual design no?
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>>385708972
>I don't want Samus being rule 34 bait tho?
no one cares about what you want. you're free to produce works of art designed according to your tastes. the majority who buys metroid games wants samus juicy ass.
>I don't play video games to jerk off. I jerk off to jerk off.
samus being sexy is just an addition to the whole experience.
>This might just be Having Taste, something the market can and will never account for.
that's only your taste and it doesn't sell. you're no one to define what is good taste and what is not and this has nothing to do with the discussion at hand.
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>>385700303
God tier ass! I want to bury my face in those plump buns!

Can you imagine how fucking soft her ass is?
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>>385709124
Well...Thank goodness for sites like readcomicsonline then.
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>>385700303
op has reached critical faggotry
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>>385709124
>heroes being "oppressed minorities"
And the irony of this situation, they are often extremely gifted and capable individuals who are likely to have much higher standing in the society than the rest.
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>>385703940
Jesus fucking Christ. Majority of the metroid series has you play the games entirely in the power armor. Rarely do you ever play as zero suit. ZERO SUIT. meaning she doesn't use it for combat. Besides, the armor is sexy as fuck too. Gonna talk shit about that too fag??
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>>385704327
>In this case, her fetish thong suit is not believable. If you design a sexy suit that is still believable, sure.

>believable

>anything that happens in Metroid

I know, I know. There are certain limits to a universe and the observer's suspension of disbelief.

And I don't really like the Zero suit either.

But come on. Considering the tech the Chozo had and the federation still has, it's conceivable a tight suit could be functional for battle.
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>>385708364
>has the edge but their progressive line of comics failed miserably
>tfw their legacy characters were so successful the next event is about them.
Seriously do you guys just parrot article headlines? Okay so this sales chart has the sales for the last few Marvel events. the largest is a total reboot of marvel where almost all characters came into play so we'll ignore it. Civil War 2 is a highly diverse event that centers around a Hispanic and a woman against a white man. Civil War 2 was garbage, but compare it's sales to Secret Empire which is about Nazi Captain America being based. Legacy characters take a back seat to AI Tony and Steve two very popular white men while the most pushed female super hero is literally walled off from the planet. Notice that steep drop? Tell me more about how it's the diversity.

>we are winning more than we lose
No, you're not. it's been 24 financial quarters anon. it takes 2 at most to kill a brand and 8 at most to kill a company. We've been through TWENTY FOUR. You're not changing anything because whining on 4chan does not affect the creative process just like whining on tumblr doesn't.

>i'm not the one who goes crying on devs pages when i don't like something for political reasons.
Yeah you're to busy crying here

>you're free to produce leftist shit for all i care.
THEN WHY DO YOU CARE!? why go on rants about the Ess jay dubyas if you don't care? I don't care. That's why I call you AND you tumblr counterparts out.

> but we will keep having sexy female characters for eternity because we are paying for it.
There's a market for everything. of course there's always going to be sexy female characters because there's going to always be someone to buy it just like there'll always be porn. You can cry as much as you want but there'll keep being SJshit because they pay for it.
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>>385709308
>Can you imagine how fucking soft her ass is?
I want to test it with my face
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Can we all agree Samus should look like the picture shown here? This outfit would be extremely empowering to her as a strong female character.
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>>385708791
>throughout all of this marvel still comes on top of other comics company with only DC (also very diverse) to rival them
>When people who know nothing about comics talk about comics kek
tell me how well mocking bird went and hellcat went? Tell me how Miles spiderman is out selling peter's spider man, oh wait it doesnt, tell me about the cover of mocking bird's "ask me about my feminist agenda"
Seems you've been out of the loop of the comic industry anon.
Batman out sells all comics, while spiderman that isnt written by slott is 2nd.
>>385708791
>"stop making things I don't like"
this is how the sjw thing started retard. You point out the opposing side for this infraction but ignore the sjw for starting this by doing the same thing.

They can make their own games, sure. But they shouldn't be surprised that it doesn't sell well when it has a political agenda behind it or its made for a specific minority.
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>>385707147
OP btfo in one pic.
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>>385708730
>and at this exact point your opinion stops being relevant
Ignoring it doesn't make it less right.
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>>385708905
not so much no. it's about heroes fighting heroes over ideals.
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>>385707103

>Power suit
What Room is there in her left arm for any electrionic/whatever components to power that arm.
It looks like it's barely bigger than her hand.


Smaller Samus in a large suit makes more sense.
Also makes her cuter
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>>385709405
>THEN WHY DO YOU CARE!? why go on rants about the Ess jay dubyas if you don't care? I don't care. That's why I call you AND you tumblr counterparts out.
you aren't doing a good job of it, especially where we are on 4chan, on the board that hates videogames.
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>>385703193
>Her body is muscular, yet Nintendo doesn't want her to do combat without the power suit?

I would absolutely love to see you attempt to fight large powerful creatures with nothing but nothing muscles and a boiler suit. I bet you couldn't even take on an ape, nevermind a giant mutant alien.
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>>385700303
Hey stupid, why would she wear light armor which offers no protection at all under her armor?

Do you think her enemies would deliberately avoid hitting her head or torso just because she has padded shins and arms?

Utterly stupid.
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>>385709415
>no Metroid pasties
Fail.
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>>385709563
They had to be hearts.
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>>385707195
It's from Nintendo Power.

They did their own thing without asking the japs.

So consider it "official" if you want.
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>>385700303
when you grow up and get a career and concept art and character design you can design over sexualised males all you like, who gives a shit you fucking faggot
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>>385709469
Hmm, that sounds good written like that, but...It being a point of contention tells me it's not done well.
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Anybody who prefers the right ass in pic related is gay
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>>385709594
Still fail.
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>>385707342
What does that even imply anymore?
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>>385707345
for you
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>>385709654
why not both ?
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>>385709405
>THEN WHY DO YOU CARE!? why go on rants about the Ess jay dubyas if you don't care? I don't care. That's why I call you AND you tumblr counterparts out.
i care because your sjw crowd are the ones trying to censor people based on leftist ideals. i don't care about your progressive content. i just deslike people who whine and threaten those who don't think like them.
>There's a market for everything. of course there's always going to be sexy female characters because there's going to always be someone to buy it just like there'll always be porn.
so why do you guys come here to whine of all places?
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>>385709654
Getting good ass creases on game models is difficult.

I think that's why people were so impressed with Nier.
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>>385700303
maybe samus should look like howerver the art director fucking wants her to look like so any faggot without that title will just have to deal with it
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I think we all have come to an agreement on this topic.
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>>385706640
>herself
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>>385709768
I can roll with this.
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>>385709660
What a gayboy
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>>385709717
Why would you choose the scrawny ass on the right over the plump, soft magnificent ass on the left?

>>385709749
You do have a point. The reason the left ass is Godly is because of those plump, fleshy creases
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>>385708952
>You wanna know how to make money, make a product that people want to buy. People don't want to buy sjw garbage.
pssst here's a secret If people didn't weren't buying it they wouldn't still be selling it Do you honestly think these companies are making these things to spite you? that they're burning money just to push an agenda you don't like? seriously?

>>385709054
>when the vocal minority of sjws flood social media asking for progressive media they make it seem that's a good business opportunity. fortunally, companies are seeing that pandering to whining doesn't sell.
The SJW boom started about 5 years ago anon. It's been so long that any company that started to push diversity before or up two years after sarkeesian and pals popped up would be long banrupt if your logic made sense.

>when a company repeatedly produces things and pushes for products that don't sell well, they're clearly trying to force a political agenda.
Or, and this is a big or They're clearly selling well

>nothing you said explains the huge dip of their progressive comics compared to the usual ones.
>compared to the usual ones.
There is "compared to the usual ones." this dip applied to all comics. yet Marvel is still mostly on top despite still being the most aggressively progressive. Like they've been catching flak for their shit writing for ages.


>>385709171
>same goes for the other way around, yet people are being chastised for not being progressive
Yes exactly, both parties should shut up and let people create what they please instead of bitching and moaning.
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>>385709808
That was the hilarious part.
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my god
i could be taking a black cock up my ass and i still would be less of a faggot than op
kek
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Samus' power suit is form fitting, you fucking mongoloid. Look at that waist and tell me there's any room for that stupid overdesigned bullshit.

Not to mention the stupid shit you posted doesn't look representative of the technology level present in Metroid at all.
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>>385709631
it's not, because they have been abusing cross overs like crazy and calling them events. The events are lazily written like secret wars 2 and civil war 2. Basically they take a minority super hero and make that hero lead the the other heroes in hope that would please a minority of readers. It's like they are trying to get the "progressives" attention by yelling, "LOOK SEE HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE? AREN'T YOU PROUD HOW PROGRESSIVE WE HAVE BECOME? PLEASE LIKE US."
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>>385709873
>f people didn't weren't buying it they wouldn't still be selling it
Their sales dropped significantly dumb ass.
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>>385705357
Primo roast 10/10
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>>385709873
>Yes exactly, both parties should shut up and let people create what they please instead of bitching and moaning.
that won't happen for a long time or ever
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>>385700303
Japanese games: waifu trash everywhere.

Western games: SJW trash everywhere.

You can't win.
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>>385709910
Also, if you've ever actually played a Metroid game (which you obviously haven't), you'd know that her power armor isn't something she just steps in and out of, it fucking materializes around her. The only removable piece of her armor is the helmet. Plus the Zero Suit probably acts as some kind of haptic interface and/or generator for the armor.
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>>385710019
>waifu trash everywhere.
That's not a bad thing.
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>>385709935
And they're not hemorrhaging money enough to realize it's a bad idea?
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>shirmpy fucks lusting after samus
>she only takes the BBC
come on you fucks, did you really expect anything different
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>>385700303
are you still obsessed with samus' butt?

i mean she has a nice ass but her tits are great too.

talk about samus' tits for once.
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>>385710039
Different anon, but you really need to work on your headcanon autism. The intro to Metroid Fusion disproves your entire point.

>>385710048
It's better than SJW trash, I'll give you that.
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>>385710061
Sunken cost mentality? Spend too much and keep pushing in hope it will work and pay for itself in the end.
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>>385700303
Zero Suit Samus was a mistake. It brought in a lot of people, or turned people, into retards who yell "MUH DIK" at any criticism of ZSS.
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>>385710061
they are, but instead of realizing that these tactics aren't working they are blaming their main income for not enjoying their progressive schlok. It's like when you argue with an illogical person and they change the subject to save face. They even admit that they thought piss in off their readers sells more comics. What they didn't realize that it wad a short term tactic that doesn't last and if continued readers will stop buying comics.
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>>385709439
>tell me how well mocking bird went and hellcat went?
mockingbird? you mean the book that got a complete run? and hellcat that went on even longer than it had any right to?
> tell me about the cover of mocking bird's "ask me about my feminist agenda"
Peter wears it in an upcoming chapter of his book
Your point?

>Seems you've been out of the loop of the comic industry anon.
Seems you have my dude.

>Batman out sells all comics, while spiderman that isnt written by slott is 2nd.
Batman does well, the problem is that for DC anything not attached to batman or superman drops down the sales chart like a rock while marvel takes paints it red. Like the whole reason why rebirth is still going on is because it finally let them compete after being carried by bats being an assured top 5 started waning. Also >miles selling more than peter
No spiderman will sell more than peter.

>this is how the sjw thing started retard
And now you're doing it.

> You point out the opposing side for this infraction but ignore the sjw for starting this by doing the same thing.
No, I'd point it out to them too if they were the one whining in this thread. but that's you, not them.

> But they shouldn't be surprised that it doesn't sell well when it has a political agenda behind it or its made for a specific minority.
TWENTY FOUR QUARTERS.
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>>385705357
Why are bitching about a thing that's rarely seen in the games themselves anyway? 99% of the time she's in her power suit, and she's only really sexed up in her zero suit in fan art. Who thinks this is even a legitimate issue at all?
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>have a power armor so you're strong, fast and tough
>need to have something underneath, but not too much because of the space constraints
>can't be too bulky because of heat problems
>can't be too loose because it could ride up your ass or fold on your arms during movement and make it uncomfortable
>can't take elements from the main suit, because there's no point and it doesn't have power so it's bringing the whole suit down
Any idiot that thinks this is some sexist design and nothing else, look up LCVG, and fuck off. You could argue about the lack of MAG and so on, but it's a fucking fantasy game, it doesn't have to apply to your political dance theory, fuck you.
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>>385705357
You're the one ruining video games, faggot. You don't have a fucking argument, you're just offended.

Your retarded redesign is totally incongruent with the way Samus' armor functions, the Zero Suit is not. That's all that needs to be said. You're so offended that you've become delusional, and have convinced yourself that the thoughtless redesign you posted is inherently more logical and pragmatic by virtue of nothing other than the fact that it isn't sexually enticing.
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>>385709730
>i care because your sjw crowd are the ones trying to censor people based on leftist ideals.
Sounds like a delusion. Remember how censored nier was? oh wait, it wasn't because SJWs bitching on tumblr has no impact.

>so why do you guys come here to whine of all places?
I'm here to chase you back to r*ddit and them back to tumblr.
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>>385700303
Left is generic as fuck
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>>385710136
You mean where they had to surgically remove her armor, because she wasn't conscious to deactivate it? I'd say that strengthens my point, idiot.
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>>385709847
What, you fail to see the irony and humor in the barren bounty hunter wearing a sexy, all-but barring suit with baby Metroid pasties on her nipples as though they were breast feeding off her?

What a gayboy.
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>>385710247
>>385710193
Yeesh. And I was actually going to start comic collecting too starting with Marvel. Guess I waited too long.
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>>385710332
Smash 4 has outsold every 2D Metroid combined, probably.

>>385710369
That's not my redesign, ya goober.
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>>385710258
>mockingbird? you mean the book that got a complete run? and hellcat that went on even longer than it had any right to?
>> tell me about the cover of mocking bird's "ask me about my feminist agenda"
complete run? that's a funny way to say canceled. >>385710258
>Batman does well, the problem is that for DC anything not attached to batman or superman drops down the sales chart
that's a lie if ever I saw one.
>Also >miles selling more than peter
no he doesnt, now I know you don't know shit since you have looked at the recent sales chart. Peter has 3 comic series out now, spectacular is now back and selling the most followed by renew your vows then amazing. All 3 are out selling miles spiderman.
>this is how the sjw thing started retard
>And now you're doing it.
>> You point out the opposing side for this infraction but ignore the sjw for starting this by doing the same thing.
>No, I'd point it out to them too if they were the one whining in this thread. but that's you, not them.
no you think you are talking to same anon, on an image board where everyone is complaining about video games, you aren't clean by any means.
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>>385709654
Quite frankly, both are mediocre.
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>>385710573
I don't care if it's yours or not, you're advocating it and defending it.
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>>385700489
This is correct.
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>>385710419
>Sounds like a delusion. Remember how censored nier was? oh wait, it wasn't because SJWs bitching on tumblr has no impact.
i'm not talking about games only, i'm talking about all aspects of life. people losing their jobs over political incorrect thoughts or even false rumors posted on social media, false rape accusations ruining the lives of many men and all sorts of things like that from the micro to macro scale on society
>I'm here to chase you back to r*ddit and them back to tumblr.
you can take as many cats as you'd like and go by yourself.
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It's funny how people think the left is more realistic when astronauts and high altitude fighter pilots actually wear a form fitting under suit similar to a diving wet suit that the high G pressure suit goes over.

Even beyond that the left shows all the problems that "realism" based designs show. They're just as horrifically unrealistic yet because they appeal to someone's aesthetic sensibilities they believe it to be a factual representation of reality.
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>>385710572
yeah it's best to just story time them on /co/.
>>385710597
>have
haven't
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>why would the creator design a comfortable, breathable suit that goes under her clunky ass armor?
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>>385709937
>Their sales dropped significantly dumb ass.
They've been rapidly declining in general. If the comics industry was still as healthy as before the death of the comic store then the legacy characters would be selling good to average. depending on the run. Reminder DOCTOR FUCKING DOOM as iron man sells worse than Riri. and Riri is TRASH. tell me more about how it's diversity.
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>>385710676
they just freak about body perportions. They don't pay attention to anything about the story or world the character is in
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>>385710676
>It's funny how people think the left is more realistic when astronauts and high altitude fighter pilots actually wear a form fitting under suit similar to a diving wet suit that the high G pressure suit goes over.
They also wear high-tech diapers and the suit is also meant for cooling and other things. People who bitch about that have no idea what they're talking about, mostly because they have zero knowledge of even the simplest technology solutions and concepts.
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>>385710558
Upon careful examination, I failed to see the allegory of having mini Metroid pasties latched onto her nipples like they were feeding on her milk. You are far more knowing than I gave you credit for.
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>>385700303
The whole point of the Zero suit is that it's a defenseless crap layer of defense under the power suit. It is not made to be practical in a combat setting.
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>>385710664
>i'm not talking about games only, i'm talking about all aspects of life. people losing their jobs over political incorrect thoughts
Right.
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>>385710258
>Peter wears it in an upcoming chapter of his book
>Your point?
you mean the one book written by slott? oh yeah out of the peter comics that one sells the worst.
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>>385710642
No, I replied to a bunch of posts calling OP a fag just because he dared to question the original design. There's nothing said about the redesign OP posted, just the 'ur a faget' backlash to it.
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We're on the runway now, post everything you've got.
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>>385710839
not that guy, but are you saying people don't lose their jobs and social standing because of politicaly incorrect shit?
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>>385700303
Hold on fag. What if beneath the power suit she just wore... ANOTHER POWER SUIT? Wouldn't that be awesome? Think of how well-designed for combat it would be and it wouldn't make her seem like a tramp. Now to figure out what she should have beneath the second power suit...
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>>385710906
>There's nothing said about the redesign OP posted
Plenty of people went on about undersuit in this thread, me included. The redesign is stupid for various reasons.
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>look through the thread
>all it did was make me jerk off to samus
>also made me excited for the metroid 2 remake
great work sexy samus posters. doing the lords work.
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>>385710976
Stupid sexy Varia Suit
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>>385710976
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>>385711089
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>>385711056
people get angry
look at samus and fap
snow on mount fuji


poetry
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>>385710039
>Also, if you've ever actually played a Metroid game (which you obviously haven't), you'd know that her power armor isn't something she just steps in and out of, it fucking materializes around her.
Wasn't that gay shit only a rule in Other M?
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>>385711031
Unless you redesigned the Power Suit to match it, yeah we know.
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>>385711163
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would you prefer her in a bikini OP.

Samus like's to dress hot because she is hot stop slut shaming her OP.
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>>385710978
>but are you saying people don't lose their jobs and social standing because of politicaly incorrect shit?
pretty sure people have lost jobs for plenty of reasons. What this has to do with bitching on the interwebs is the problem.
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>>385710976
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>>385711220
A Phazon Suit is fine too.
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>>385700303
Fuck your shit, OP. The Zero Suit should look something like pic related, which is the suit that astronauts wear underneath their space suits. It's designed to be a cooling and ventilation suit for traveling in harsh conditions, which Samus does regularly in her Power Suit.
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>>385711272
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What if Samus really was a robot?
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>>385711320
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>>385711373

>>385711339
clang clang
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>>385711202
>Unless you redesigned the Power Suit to match it, yeah we know.
What, you mean redesigned the power suit to match the thing on the left side? It doesn't make any sense at all. Why put an armor on the zero suit, when it would work better on the suit itself? I mean, i know you're an idiot, but think about it this way - would you equip tank crew with large, unwieldy and bulky armor to make them more resistant to damage, or would you rather just iumprove the tank defensive characteristics?
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>>385711339
It's called Metroid Fusion.
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>>385711434
I always thought the colours of the Gravity Suit looked a bit weird.
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>>385711242
>What this has to do with bitching on the interwebs is the problem.
No, the problem is that people get shat and lose their jobs because someone on the internet got offended.
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>>385711490
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How dare someone wear something impractical like that. No one would ever wear something like that in real life!!!1111oneoneeleven
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>>385711541
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>>385711272
I would suck anyone's dick to get that statue.
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>>385711590
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Samus has gained a little weight, how should she handle it?
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>>385711534
>lose their jobs because someone on the internet got offended.
[doubt].
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>>385711590
Now this is more like it. A really good picture of Samus in trouble where she's in character; rather than going "Oh no whatever will I do, this reminds me of the baby..." She'd be like "Well this sucks" and immediately start planning escape.
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>>385711650
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>>385711669
Metroids suck energy.
Get one to remove the excess fat.
Prime Space Pirates taught us that it's totally safe to keep Metroids as pets anyway.
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>>385709415
How about a suit like this?
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>>385711890
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>>385711949
I think that kind of suit is acceptable too. This one Maybe?
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>>385711994
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>>385712049
This looks like a trace of a very similar Misty picture.
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>>385711470
I'm imagining a Blaster Master situation where the player is frequently leaving their mech to do things it cannot. A clunky power suit that's roomy enough to fit the armor, and the armor is needed to keep Samus safe while she's outside to fit through tight gaps/platform where it cannot/etc.
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No? Why would you wear armor under your armor? It would make the whole thing cumbersome and uncomfortable as fuck.
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>page 10
See you next mission!
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>>385712260
Artist?
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>>385712145
You would be correct.
>>385712195
Momma Samus is best Samus
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