http://www.pcgamer.com/parents-name-child-dovahkiin-earn-a-lifetimes-worth-of-bethesda-games/
>This kid is 6 years old now
Thats a cool name tho
>ruin your child's life to save $60
Alright so, this kid's got Skyrim, Fallout 4, Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim and soon Skyrim VR, right?
>>385692398
>>385692486
>Skyrim
>Skyrim DLC
>The Evil Within
>Wolfenstein TNO
>FO4
>D44M
>Skyrim Remastered
>FO4 VR
>Skyrim VR
>D44M VR
>Skyrim for Switch
>Wolfenstein 2 TNC
>The Evil Within 2
>Quake Champions paid edition
I mean, it's not that bad of a deal desu. You guys always bitch that kids these days didnt grow up with Doom, Wolfenstein, and Quake, but this tyke is literally doing just that.
>>385692731
>>385692731
I'm sure it meant only Bethesda developed games, these comes are very strict about these things. So Skyrim and Fallout 4.
>>385692158
that is one red baby, holy shit
>Name my kid Waluigi
>Still have to pay for Nintendo games
God damn it Nintendo!
>>385692857
I'd be pissed too if my parents pulled that shit at my expense.
>>385692398
>lifetimes worth of bethesda games
Why you're so retarded? pedophile
>>385693056
>retarded redditor parents ruin your life before you're even born
>>385692857
you'd be pissed to if your parents named you after some fag in an old ass game
>>385693140
>generation of children being born named after Undertale characters
>>385692158
not only that but they raised the red hue in his skin to maximum during the character creation, poor fella
>>385692158
How long until he kills himself?Before or after transitioning?
>>385692158
I am more concerned about the baby being fucking red but never bothered looking up what the fuck was wrong with him.
It could be photo manipulation to kind of disguise his features without putting a censor square all over his face.
>>385693289
He was made in Oblivion's character creator
How old's the kid named Sephiroth?
>>385692731
Not enough Skyrim on that list. Maybe add ten more.
>>385692158
>face read from using Unrelenting Force all day
FUS
>>385693509
>transitioning
He's not going to become a fuckingtrapyou fucking sped cunt
>>385693648
About 11 years old
>>385693643
He died a few years back
>>385693814
What happened? Suicide? Inferior genes? accident? Murdered?
>>385694101
Suicide
>>385694101
Bad genes or something, I only ever saw the obituary for him.
>>385693056
Fuck off, ESL.
>>385693543
It's a fucking baby m8 you aren't going to recognise it in the street.
>>385694185
I call bullshit, pics or it didn't happen
>>385692857
one red baby? more like one reddit baby amirite?
>>385692158
That baby is going to get skin cancer
>>385692253
Not particularly, but it's not really worse than Leshawnqua or something. It's only worse if someone says "Hey that's an unusual name, what does it mean?".
>giving a kid a non-standard name
>trying to decide a kids interests while he's an infant
The kid might not even like video games for fucks sake. Nerds shouldn't procreateI'm doing my part
Naming my kid Guile no matter what anybody says, my fiance says she doesn't want kids but oh will she get kids.
>>385697518
Enjoy your broken family fampai
>>385694657
Yes, you are
>>385697518
guile is his last name. his name is william guile
>>385697518
He's gonna get called Gayle throughout all of his school life.
>>385699708
at least his theme will fit to him no matter whats the situation
now imagine all the fully grown greasy neckbeards who have stopped this poor kid wheever he is and loudly irl shitposted about it to his confused face
>>385692158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Wa4bx6t-A
>>385692158
he can always change his name..
>>385699708
Give me one name that can't be twisted into a schoolyard jape.
If he goes by Dovah then nobody will bat an eye.
>>385703504
>every teacher and adult he meets will know it's a skyrim reference since skyrim is one of the best loved media properties of all time and it is an affordable price right now on steam and for all consoles, including the nintendo switch.
The kid is screwed
>earn lifetime supply of Beth games
>5 Skyrim titles in 6 years
Lmao
>>385694657
extremely underrated
>>385703124
Vinny.
>>385693056
Oh yeah, you have Skyrim, Skyrin Special Edition, Skyrim on Switch, Skyrim VR...
How nice.
>>385692158
>tfw todd will show up at your house on your 18th birthday claiming he's your real father
And I still think it's at least better than being named Turok.
>>385704423
more like FAGGOT
>>385703124
Bob
>>385704648
Bob, more like Sob because all you do is cry when Jamal comes over to visit ur mum LMAO
>>385704774
Shut the fuck up, skinny vinny.
>>385704801
bob more like rob because your childhood got stolen by a rude awakening from your mom getting railed by Jamal
>>385692731
That's assuming they meant Beth-published games and not only Beth-developed games though.
>>385704423
Vinny? More like Penny because your entire family is fucking poor
>>385692158
obviously his face was not actually that red you dipshits it was shooped to convey his embarrassment
>>385705089
t. baby
>>385692158
>name your kid Gordon
>get every valve game
>get every steam game
>get included in GabeNs will
was worth it desu