Why is Geralt so mean to Roach? He's always yelling at him.

>>385681638

This isn't a 4chan >her meme. Geralt is obviously a male.

>>385681694
Geralt is a horse (female)

>>385681694
>he's always yelling at him
>he's(geralt is) always yellking at him[her] (roach)


http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Roach

Because roach sucks

>>385681814

Geralt is obviously mean to Roach by naming him Roach in the first place

>>385681604
That horse is retarded don't you remember how frustrating it was to ride when the game came out (haven't played it since then don't know if they improved it at all)

>>385681830
You are a fucking moron

>>385681604
Because Roach is the shittiest looking horse imaginable. The piece of shit 96 of horses

>>385681973
They have not

>>385681604
https://youtu.be/DPhNCdSwqzM

>>385681959
roach is a female. thats what i was implying you fucking faggot

Why does Geralt ride prefer riding mares?

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>>385681814
???

>>385682346

He can't handle a hot blooded feisty stallion

>>385681973
>>385682089
I never really had any problems with roach. Altough, the devs did make a quest in Blood and wine where you get to talk to roach, and a bunch of other barnyard animals, and geralt pokes fun at the things the players complaines about roach.

Who /avoid killing wolves because they are just doggos/ here?

They should have given Geralt a more emotional quest with Roach than the comedy one in Blood & Wine desu

>>385682346
I assume they follow orders better.

>>385682374
>Mare
>Male
Wat?

>>385682374
>have a horse
>call him roach

>>385681604
At first I read that as 'Gestalt' and now I can't unsee 'Geralt=Papa-Nier'.

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>>385681604
>him

>>385681638
>her
>has a male voice

>>385682536
Mares are female horses, are you this uneducated? What is hard to understand here?

>>385682631
It was part of a joke, anon.

>>385682374
Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. The article constantly refers to the horse as female and even says
>the Polish word is female gendered which corresponds with Geralt's preference for mares - a stallion couldn't be called "Płotka".

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>>385682374

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While most of you are pretending to be retarded, for the others, Geralt named his horse after the type of fish, knowing for being quick and nimble

>>385683207

Also also, this isn't the first Roach. He names every horse he has Roach.

>>385682648
Did you not read my post? In the picture the anon I am quoting it says that roach is a mare who's gender is male. Thus the confusion.

This thread is an absolute disaster

>>385683435
you edited the page. but you cant edit comments left previously on the page. if you checked the image i included just so happens an account was made 07/31/17 and only edit contributed was for roaches gender to be changed from female to male. MUHBOOKZ . you memed well but i memed harder.

>>385682374
mare (male)

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>archgriffin + ekhidna decoction
>signs heal you for like 1/5 of your health
>strong attacks regardless of your current stamina also heal you for the same amount

>>385683972
I miss when you could "spin2win."

Spróbuj lepiej następnym razem.

>>385683705
Anon, what are you talking about? Are you having a stroke?

>>385682346
there are some benefits...

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>>385681959
>>385681737
>>385681694
>>385681973
>>385682013
>>385682631

>a Witcher must have a trusty steed, even if it is shit and is some how a female but talks like a male.

>>385684704
assumed you were the anon i just BTFOd. civilians sometimes are caught in the line of fire. forgive me.

>>385682261
no he's not
Geraldt always says attaboy roach

>>385685085
Oh, so tou got the wrong anon, ok then, all's good.

>>385681604
Just so you're aware there have been many roaches. They die all the time and he just gets a new horse and calls it roach.

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>>385683705
>account was made 07/31/17
But it's 7/30/17

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>>385685369
Nice, more?

>>385685369
A horse is fine too.

>>385685378
my local date is 7/30/17 MUHBOOKZ timezone had him placed 02:42 4 hours ahead of my timezone.

you got so BTFO that you resorted to posting porn to 404 the thread. enjoy your ban faggot.

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