What went wrong?

you were born

>>385675549
Nothing yet. It's doing fine

But if it sells like shit by the end of next year, it's because Nintendo has failed to do away with their "kiddy" image

>>385675549
>>385675594
HOLY SHIT OP BTFO

>>385675642
I'm talking about the switch eshop

No Netflix

>>385675594
First post best post. Now we can end the thread.

No local multiplayer games besides puyo and bomberman.

>>385675549
too many neo-geo games at release. Dont get me wrong, I enjoy old ass games like certain titles but dang, at least have a pretty decent virtual console library available

I did

I went wrong

sorry

>>385675549

Mine hasn't been delivered to my house yet. I dunno how nintendo possibly made this oversight.

>>385676267

>nintenbros WILL defend this

It needs mh xx to come to the west.

But that's capcoms fault.

Fucking bastards

>>385676565
>Not just buying it off the jap eshop

>>385675549
I don't really understand why the Switch eshop doesn't have all the same virtual console games wiiu does. It's obviously powerful enough to emulate everything without fail. I guess they'd have to pay 3rd party devs again and figure out new contracts maybe? It just really sucks that WiiU's was finally starting to get really good

>>385675549
no internet browser
no youtube app
wii u ports

>>385676761
I don't speak sushi

>>385677007
knowing what the parts for the new monster are named isn't relevant to enjoying the game :^)

>>385675549
Not enough in stock

>>385675884
MK8 exists though

Anyone else having issues with a single joycon? Last night I noticed my right joy con had a lower battery than my left one. I docked both of them a couple hours before playing and when I put them back on the holder the right one wouldn't connect for a while.

>>385675594
dont really care about console jewery, but hes right OP

>>385676983

Every gaming console until the dreamcast had none of those things and ml many of those consoles were excellent.

Literally everything

Sony buying nintendo when?

>>385675884
Snipper Clips is pretty gud IMO

>>385677369
you know what did have those?
the wii u

>>385675642
If anything, its sony and microsoft that should get kiddy games on their platforms as well.

Skipping a potential audience just to please annoying 13 year olds is the kiddiest thing the industry can do.

It's an underpowered tablet with no games.

>>385677445
There is a higher chance of Sony going bankrupt from the Emoji movie flopping then Sony buying Nintendo

>>385677529
Those platforms actually have kiddy games as well. They also have other types of games. Nintendo only has kiddy games.

>>385677369
Yeah but internet browsers come standard for consoles and handhelds nowadays. Even the 3ds had it, there's no reason to not have it for switch.

>>385675549
There's nothing to play on it asides ports and I own one.
I beat BoTW, Mario Kart and wound up just going back to my emulator box (Wii) for my vidya needs.

>>385677445
>t. pc falseflagging cuck

>>385675884
MK8? Arms? Fast RMX? Death Squared? Overcooked? Snipperclips?

>>385677649
Such as?

>>385677343
I had the same issue. fixed it by making the switch search for new controllers, and that seemed to have fixed it

Which is the best for its price: splatoon 2, arms, overcooked, or shovel knight

>>385678446
>ARMS
dead
>Shovel Knight
available on other platforms
>Overcooked
don't know shit
Splatoon 2 is pretty fun, though. Worth the 60 burger tokens, or whatever it's worth where you are

>>385675594
wew laddo

>>385678690
Arms isn't dead and the Switch is the best platform to run Shovel Knight on

>>385677474
Is it better than Overcooked?

>>385678690
>ARMS is dead meme
dang dude i saw this meme on /v/ too and was gonna post it here but it looks like you beat me too it

>>385678690
how to spot a retard:

>he believe /v/ shitposting

overpriced kiddie console

>>385678806
Coming from someone who was originally more interested in the more console quality games over indie titles and such, I bought Shovel Knight and have to say it’s a pretty fucking fantastic game, plus looks and sound absolutely gorgeous on Switch. Been doing co-op with my nephew and we’re having a ton of fun so far.

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>>385679962
>kiddie console
Ah yes I need my mature games that let me murder hookers and shoot people.

>>385675549
>No VC
>Not enough RPGs
>None in stock
>No indie scene

>>385680110
yes gta is a more mature game than anything on your underpowered tablet

>>385675775

The SNES Mini kinda shot holes through the virtual console thing.

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>>385680193
>No VC
It's coming
>Not enough RPGs
okay
>None in stock
not a problem with the device itself
>No indie scene
what the fuck?

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>>385680395
>he shows himself
Hey faggot why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>385680479
>It's coming
no its not, the only vc you switch fags are getting is a few nes games monthly

>>385680395
>false flagging as a console warrior to shitpost about nintendo when people shitpost about nintendo anyway

>>385675549
The internets obsession with wanting things to be massive failures so they can make memes about it for a month

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>>385675594
holy shit

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>>385680647
>dddddddoesn't c-c-c-count!!

>>385678806
What controller do you use for Shovel Knight? The Pro Controller is incredible for anything that doesn't require the D-Pad, and the Joycons are just too small.

>>385675549
As a shareholder, literally nothing.

>>385680687
if you post on /v/ then you are wrong

>>385680354
no.............

nintendo shot holes in it themselves by putting out like 1 per fucking store LIKE WE KNOW THEY FUCKING ARE GOING TO DO

if no one can BUY the damn thing, its a fucking non issue. just like with the nes mini.

and yes, i had one, gave it to someone else when i realized it was just a stupid fucking thing. also, i have an NES and games, all the games on it and on the SNES mini. so i don't REALLY need it, but the SNES is a fucking classic system

inb4 something about Sega
fuck you, Sega needs to put out their OWN genesis classic with like 100 games or just whatever was on the damn PS2 set with 80 games and all that shit was the best genesis games anyway.

>>385675594
bazinga

I think the orange theme for the E-shop has run its course. Should've went for a colour that is easier on the eyes.
Other than that the E-shop is fine.

>>385680354
>Mature games, for mature gamers, like myself

>>385680479
>What the fuck?
Yeah. I feel that indie games will drive console sales. Relying on a bunch of triple a games to sell consoles, especially a handheld is a really shit idea.

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>>385680796
I use stick w/wrist strap or SNES30. The Analog stick is a pretty good standin for a dpad imo

>>385680880
difference is sega has there games available digitally as well as those shite plugnplays

nintendo seems content on getting rid of vc and sticking with their mini line, makes sense as its good pr for them and a good source off revenue

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>>385681056
there's plenty of indieshit on the eShop already though

>>385676983
Same

>>385675594
OP on suicide watch