So what happened to canon sexiness in TES games? There was a

>>385650624
Idk but Daggerfall sucks ASS

>>385650624
There is no point to add it since it will get modded in anyway.

>>385650831
t. millenial

>>385650624
d-do you have a tail?

>>385650624
they wanted to appeal to a wider audience

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>>385651468
>In an alternate universe Bethesda is making AO Elder Scrolls and Fallout games

>>385651919
>Bethesda animators
>Trying to do porn
Please God no

>>385652580
>AO is porn
I want americans to LEAVE

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>tfw Daggerfall Unity will actually happen in your lifetime.

>>385650624

>Daggerfall was some of the first nudity i ever saw
>Made a muscular nigress because that was what i found hot
>Don't remember a single thing about the game, just naked muscular nigress

>>385653556
kino taste

>>385651338
its a buttplug

>>385651919
>people mod the gameplay into them instead

>>385652708
>protagonist uses non safety scissors
>game is AO
dumb eurofag

>>385651468
>sexiness didn't appeal to people in the late 90s
I want Morrowfags to leave

>>385654113
Daggerfall released 2 years before the ESRB was formed, and at that time everyone was still being obsessed over thinking that Doom was turning kids into killing machines.

>playing daggerfall
>when Frontiers exists
ISHYGDDT

>>385654465
quick rundown

i cant be the onlkyt one who absolutely cannot satand the attitude that badf graphics= bad game and or "i cant beat it" = bad game

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>The Real Barenziah books in Morrowind really were censored
>mfw reading the original

>>385650624
The real answer is that the series became more dark, gritty and serious with Morrowind to appeal to the "serious" nerd type of the early 2000s.
This was toned down a bit in Oblivion were there was more sexiness in some aspect (Golden Saints, Dark Seducers, some armors...) and the game was generally more lighthearted.

>>385654965
so what in the fuck happened in skyrim?

>>385655115
It was more like Morrowind in this aspect, but the idea is the all recent TES games are more "serious" than Daggerfall even if Oblivion was the least.

>>385655115
>>385655115
it became shit to appeal to the shit type of gamer

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going into daggerfall for the first time
what should I expect and is there anything I should know beforehand?
I asked /tesg/ but they only care about talking about their waifu's

>>385654965
>The real answer is that the series became more dark, gritty and serious with Morrowind to appeal to the "serious" nerd type of the early 2000s.

so why cant i rape children then

>>385654865
Wow, I wasn't expecting it to lenghtly describe a cat's dick

>>385654865

Can you summarize what the deal is? Because I'm not going to read through a short novel for some potential smut.

>>385654865

Had to tone it down so that they could get it on the Xbox. Morrowind would have been different in a number of ways if it had been developed exclusively for PC.

>>385655489
Initial keyboard layout is fucked so adjust to whatever ways you feel are more comfortable

>>38565548
its basically all randomly generated

>>385655996
Khajiit dicks

>>385655996
no matter what you do, if you fuck a cat you're a cat fucker

Bout to start arena. Any tips?

>>385656025
>Morrowind would have been different in a number of ways

Like the entire area of Vvardenfell.
What else?

>>385656248
>>385656275

>"No? Well, a bargain's a bargain and Therris keeps his word. But here. Now." He hiked her skirt up and pulled her onto his lap so she sat astride, facing him. He opened her shirt and pulled it down on her shoulders so that her breasts were exposed.
>"Nice pair, kid." She was facing the wall but she could feel the stares of the other patrons. A hush had fallen over the place. Even the bard had stilled. She felt both nausea and a hot burning desire. Her hands released his turgid penis and then it was inside her and she was screaming in both pain and ecstasy. Then everything went black.
>When she came to herself again she was sitting beside Therris, who was buttoning her shirt. "That hurt!" she said indignantly.
>"Always does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?" Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His penis had tiny little barbs on it.

Huh, you weren't kidding.

>>385656493
That's some hot shit.

>>385656493
Is a vagina really sensitive enough that tiny barbs on a dick would hurt that much? Or does cat penis have some special property to cause pain that I'm unaware of
>/v/ - Vaginas and cat penises

>>385650624
Is her nipple poking out of that?

>Daggerfall has tiddies
>is a piece of fucking shit

>Morrowind is censored so that girls don't even have an ass
>best game ever

It's pretty easy if you look at it.

>>385650831
FPBP

>>385656932
the barbs are enough that the female cat can't buck the male cat off

so i assume they aren't very comfortable. have you ever heard 2 cats fucking? it's the same sound as them being murdered.

>>385650624
no idea

i'd say something something 2007, because we all know that is when EVERYTHING fucking changed on the internet as a whole

>>385656932
most animal females dont actually want to fuck
they usually try to run away so they evolved barbed dinks

>>385657374
Yeah, it's like ducks having exploding coiled rape dicks or lice having drillbit cocks.

>>385650624
morrowind is ugly as it is, imagine it having actual nude models

anyway, daggerfall was a pretty niche game, that's why it had nudity

>>385657151
>>385657374
>>385657481
>tfw sjws are right and all men are literally just rapists

feels bad man

>>385657481
hippos dicks have acid pits and spinning blade traps

>>385657637
they also stand for legalizing all natural things so legalize rape dude
its only natural

>>385654749
The shitty combat,bugs, and control interface had nothing to do with it.
Tell yourself what you have to to make yourself feel better about your shitty taste in games.

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>>385654865
>it wasn't censored in the french localization

>>385657374
>most animal females dont actually want to fuck
You'd think it would be the other way around. I wonder why nature 'decided' this, maybe to avoid overpopulation?

>>385651020
You're most certainly a millennial.

I don't agree that it sucks but the randomly generated and overall disjointed dungeons it creates are mostly ass.

>>385656436
Don't.

>>385650624
I wouldn't really say it got tame in Morrowind where you bought an actual prostitute in a quest. Or in Oblivion with the necrophilliac alchemist.

>>385657374
>>385657481
>>385657637
>>385657704

>most animal females dont actually want to fuck

No, it's because males and females are in a biological arms race against eachother. Males want to impregnate as many females as possible as sperm is easy to produce, whereas females want to have the perfect male to mate since they only have a limited amount of eggs.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMCtE2-YsLc
Watch this video, it explains everything why ducks and pigs have crazy dicks.

>>385655489
Expect the shittiest randomly generated world ever conceived

>>385657892
nah they just dont want to fuck just any rapist animal with patches of hair missing or dull fangs and general shit genetics. They only want master race so they don't have sex often while males are in full spread seed mode.

i don't think animals rape as much as this thread is making it out to seem. The cats from the cat lady next door scream every night but I don't think for a second the male cat wrestled them down for it.

>>385658060
i wish i had a crazy animal dick

why are human genitals so normie?

>>385658237

Your penis has been designed to give maximum pleasure to your partner. Be proud of it, anon.

>>385658060
>tfw no penis to surpass vagina gear

>>385658237
well human dicks look weird in comparison to most animals
alot of animals just have a pink spike

>>385658439
Nah, it's just designed to scoop out monkey semen

>>385656493
Is this the story of some barmaid getting fucked in front of the patrons at the bar she works at? Please say yes.

Arena and Daggerfall derived a lot from Dungeons & Dragons, including nude racial portraits.

>>385658706
That's the dumbest shit I've heard and you're a complete retard if you think it's true.

>>385658725
>some barmaid
Barenziah, and she did it to get into the Thieves Guild. Also because she's a Dunmer and all Dunmer are insatiable fucking sluts.

>>385658815
the human penis is designed to soak up water and put out fires
it happened 2 weeks after our species discovered fire and nature got fucking scared

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>>385650867

yeah, devs like cdpr and bioware put these shitty sex scenes in their games, when skyrim sex mods blow them both out of the water.

>>385658908
Ahh, that's not as hot. I couldn't imagine myself as part of the Thieves Guild. Oh well, thanks. I didn't need to fap again today anyways.

>>385658983
Therris gets killed off on like the next page anyway.

>>385650624
>60 replies
>no proof of said sexyness
come on /v/

>>385658938
there is nothing sexy about that picture and it really annoying she had some standard armor on instead of something unique

>>385659356
It's right in OPs image, underage

>>385658237
Actually for a primate our dicks are fucking huge. If you'd ever get into a dick measuring contest with a gorilla, chimp, etc. you'd always win

>>385659409
>there is nothing sexy about that picture
I beg to differ.

>and it really annoying she had some standard armor on instead of something unique
As far as I know, no other female NPC wears that armor. For all intents and purposes, it *is* unique.

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>>385650624
It was the 90s. You could still do things like that for fun. Besides the original idea for TES 3 before redguard looked awful.
>the series got really tame Morrowind and beyond.
you weren't reading the books

>>385659409
i think it gives her character because she chose to wear that shitty rag armor that only zombies wear

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>>385651338
Ohmes Khajiit look like elves but are given cat like tattoos to fit in

>>385661249
It makes sense on two levels, really: Wearing that armor honors ancient Nord tradition, which is certainly in character for the Companions, and it also looks kind of savage/barbarian-esque, which fits her "wild huntress" character.

>>385661147
>you weren't reading the books

I'm proud of this fact.

>>385661147
Why isn't art and style like that not around anymore for games and comics? You know, attractive warrior people with barely any clothing on them, doing a cool pose or fighting monsters

>>385654865
Did you enjoy the forced abortion scene?

>>385656437
I was gonna assume that the UI would've been better since it'd be tailored around the mouse but then I remembered Daggerfall's awful UI.

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>>385656275

>>385661480
It was fan service and nothing more. I didn't care one way or the other, but come on there wasn't any good in-universe reason for her to dress like that

>>385662012
It's lore-friendly fanservice.

>>385662012
He just gave you an in-universe reason, you fuckwit

>>385662012
It makes complete sense for a member of the companions to wear ancient nordic armour

>>385662290
It was a dumb reason that was made up for the express purpose of putting her in a fur bikini. Like I said I don't really mind, but you guys need to stop taking the lore so seriously when 90% of is made up to service whatever gimmick the writers or marketers want to insert.

>>385661672
Old style fantasy art was made by individual artists who were producing it for a narrow audience. They had a lot of personal style that went into their art and they had no reason not to pander to the audience's preferences. Modern fantasy art is made by big teams for a very broad audience, so they must be inoffensive, bland, and are essentially designed by committee.

>>385657374
That is not accurate. They do want to mate, they just don't wanna fuck a shitty male when they could be having the top dogs babies. Ducks can have consensual sex, they're by and large a monogamous species. Its just that every male duck that loses it's partner or isn't attractive enough to score becomes a roving little ball of pent up aggression and explosive bird dick.

Female cats want to fuck all the time, but they're typically skittish about it, so male cats evolved insurances to make sure they don't try to ditch before they bust a nut.

Truly antagonistic mating is reserved largely for a few species of lizards in the shittiest parts of the world and I think Tasmanian devils.

>>385663063
It's not even a fur bikini.

>>385663417
Yeah, half of the bandits in the game are wearing much skimpier armor than Aela's.

>>385659741
>chick with a tail
>sexy
Thank God I'm not a furry like you

>>385663315
>Its just that every male duck that loses it's partner or isn't attractive enough to score becomes a roving little ball of pent up aggression and explosive bird dick.
literally me

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>>385653556
>Made a muscular nigress because that was what i found hot