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ITT: characters literally nobody liked

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ITT: characters literally nobody liked
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>>385649447
Cuz he's black?
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NUIGGA~
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>>385649447
That's not franklin
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>Characters entire personality and actions revolve around "I am literal human garbage, I have no intentions of trying to be better, and fuck my friend who is trying to improve his lot in life"
>Story tries to push him as a person were supposed to like and understand as Franklin constantly gets pushed around and guilted into his dumb bullshit
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>>385649447
You faggot I way preferred him over Franklin.
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I wish there was option to kill him.
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>>385650931
this. even when he tried to change he was a cunt about it
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Worst part was when Franklin's girlfriend who I only knew from a breakup text forced me to save him.
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>>385649447
>>385650931
>>385651146
yeah dude all characters should be 1 dimensional and likeable xD

what were they thinking!
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>>385649447
He was my favorite character tho
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>>385649447
he was one of the few redeeming things about 5
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>>385650931
>Story tries to push him as a person were supposed to like and understand
When does that happen? As far as I remember he was just a funny nigga
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>>385649447
maybe you'd learn to appriciate him if you stopped playing those yee yee ass weeb games
NUIGGA~
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>>385651286
she was an inch away from being interesting, apparently half of her past was removed. Almost all of her news cast member dialogue was cut besides like two lines.
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>>385650931
He's gangbanging trash yeah, but he has some redemption going in his loyalty, Franklin needs to be guilt tripped into rescuing his old friend while Lamar is willing to drop whatever he's doing instantly to come and help Franklin/include him in what he thinks will be the thing that makes them both rich
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>>385649447
this guy was straight up "trying too hard": the character
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>>385649447
out of all the characters in GTA V you go and single out Lamar

is this a joke?
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>>385651474
i'm not saying hes a bad character, hes just a dick. a well written dickhead
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>>385652018
I remember hating her. But she's a villain so aren't you supposed to dislike her? If so the writers did a good job
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This grave robbing corpse fucking faggot.
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>>385651654
Everytime he wanted Franklin's help. Usually it involved him going "Come on nigga, were friends, weve been friends forever, or are you too fucking good with your new life that you don't want anything to do with your old friends? Thats how it is right, well fuck you then" and then Franklin reluctantly follows along. It's played out like you're supposed to agree with him.

>>385651845
Well yeah, because usually when Lamar asks for Franklins help, it's because him and his buddies fucked up with their stupid bullshit and are in deep shit. He never just wants to chill with Franklin when the game goes on, he always calls him up when he needs bailing out, or when he thinks he can make money off Franklin's help. Not to mention anytime Franklin tries to tell Lamar to stop doing stupid shit, even RIGHT after saving Lamar's ass, Lamar tells him to fuck off.
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>>385651881
fuck you nigga dont hate me cuz i'm beautiful nigga maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you got maybe tanisha would call up yo DAWG ass if she ever stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with....niiiiiiiiiiigga
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>>385649447
>Still no Lamar campaign DLC

Oy vey, boy them sharkcards goys >:^)
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mass effect black guy
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>>385649447
I always thought it would have been amazing if Franklin died on "Death Wish and you would play Lamar after.
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>>385652220
Everyone in Mexico too. Except the nuns.
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>>385652301
to be fair he *is* hilarious in spite of the trying way too hard thing. I do like the character but it's like half laughing half cringing every time.
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>>385652517
>385652517
It would be weird ass fuck he's so obviously made to be the sidekick comic relief character
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This was my least favorite GTA5 character.
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I have no respect for his aggressive monopolisation of the brahmin meat market.
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NIGGA
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KYS faggot Lemar was based as fuck
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>>385652018
I don't know why people hate her. She's not a great character but she isn't bad. There have been worse antagonists in uncharted
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>>385652168
>>385653031
>samefagging autist
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>>385652562
You didn't like Landon Ricketts?
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>>385652828
Are you kidding ? She and Mickaël were hilarious.
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>>385653106
no, I think my point was valid. If you dislike the antagonist didn't the writers do their jobs?
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>>385653241
I never noticed how much she looks like a rodent
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The only one everyone will agree with.
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>>385653206
I went into Mexico with Hero fame because I did a shit load of stuff before I assaulted Fort Mercer.
>sorry son never heard of you
>all you did was kill a bunch of peasants
Screw that asshole
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>>385653430
yeah not exactly waifu material
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>>385652478
shit. What was his name again? I forgot he was even in there
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>>385649447
now that is just plain wrong, every single person would've loved to have played him instead of franklin
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the worst character in the game by far
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>>385653435
i haven't played this game in fucking forever and forgot the story, what did this gut do?
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I wanna be a soldier. Let me just get in your way and get mind controlled so I can shoot you.
Seriously, fuck Meryl.
And Fuck Huey. There should have been an option to execute him. Fuck plot
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>>385653675
Best character
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>>385653402
That depends on a number of things. Generally the best villains have a great deal to be remembered by, whether it's because they're quirky or hammy or just so charismatic you almost agree with them. In short, they need to either be fun or truly evil.
All I remember about her was that she was a bitch. That's pretty much it.
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>>385653675
>intelligent
>tells the only person that could save her to go fuck himself
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>>385653769
Edgy
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>>385653106
Nope I only typed the second one.
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>>385653981
>everything I don't like is edgy
blow it out your ass
Meryl was a shit character and you know it
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>>385653757
He had the misfortune of being voiced by Ben Diskin. Also,
>best friend for so long
>steals your skate video so he becomes a pro
>tells you to fuck off when you confront him about it
>beat him in a contest where you become a pro
>try and forgive him
>you both steal a tank in Moscow (long story)
>he fucking leaves you to be arrested and kicked off a skate tour
>makes this pussy ass speech about how skating is all about money and he was always just pretending to be your friend
If you played Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Academy it's basically the same story.
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>>385654086
I never even played MGS, I just commented on how your post sounded edgy, which it does
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>>385653769
In general, MGSV wasn't nearly edgy enough. I wanted a fall from grace, not sympathy for a supposed "devil"
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>>385653675
I found Matt and white glasses guy to be the worst.
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>>385652018
I just hate that in previouse games drake takes out multiple people who are 3 times his size and fights off multiple others at once and then he gets his ass handed to some bitch even when its 2 v 1
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>Act like a racist faggot toward the most useful member of your squad
>Said member of the squad gets sniped after a mission that would have been impossible without their help
>Save face by acting sad and singing a cringe song for 5 minutes during her funeral

Yeah fuck this bitch
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Marcelo Branco. Huge piece of shit.
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>>385649447
Lamarr was likeable though, franklin was a dick.

"Lol I won the gangster lottery and got a free house, and a bunch of lucrative heists, here's $50 bucks you have to work your way out of the hood like I did."

fucking cunt.
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>>385654254
>In general, MGSV wasn't nearly edgy enough
I felt that too. I wanted to see the falling out Miller had and what made him so angry as to help Solid try to kill his former comrades.
Also Venom and Big Boss seemed to have lost their minds in the MSX versions, but Phantom Pain made them seem like they were just misunderstood.
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>>385652287
>It's played out like you're supposed to agree with him.
No. Why? It's just played like he's an asshole and Franklin is too nice for his own good. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to not like him.
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>>385649447
Lamar was the most likeable protagonist in V. He was just in the wrong GTA game. The problem could've been solved if Franklin recommended him in one of Lester's Heist.

I found Michael's Family much more unlikable than other characters. At least Franklin can roast his friends and family for their stupidity.
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>>385652478
>>385653564
jacob or something? seemed totally inoffensive though. boring as fuck but nothing to hate
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>>385649447
Lamar is great. He's a perfect caricature of nigger culture, and he's funny, which helps.
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>>385654745
The games had a lot of filler characters. It's impossible to keep track of them all.
Although I still remember the guy who tried to rig the gambling tables in the first game.
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>>385652478
>the most bland boring character in the entire 2nd game
>leaves you for another woman if you chose to romance him

good job, EA
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>>385654718
It's hard to like Franklin because he made it out of the hood be committing white collar crimes instead of going legit. Depending on players choices, Franklin can also make more money with Lester's assassination missions, which involve killing CEOs and investing in company stocks under Lester's tips.
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>>385654836
Just for that I am revoking your employee of the month award. I will not give it to a racist goyim.
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>>385650267
because hes a NIGGER you silly goose
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>>385652834
Fuck off Walter
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>>385650340
WHAT?
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>>385655321
Where do you think we are?
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>>385649447
>Still ended up being more interesting than Franklin
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>>385649447
Lamar is a better character than Franklin, he should have been playable instead but we gotta have "muh boring voice of reason" bullshit.
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>>385655321
I thought he was a muslim?
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>>385649447
Literally the only good character in that entire boring shitty game
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>>385655657
Lamar would've been the voice of reason if he was the protagonists. The only difference is that he would call Michael and Trevor fags for getting booty blasted over a betrayal that happened 10 years ago.
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V has probably the least memorable story of the whole series, even counting the mobile games.
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LOOK AT ME IM 18 YEAR OLD SUPER GAMER AND THE FUCKING GOOK GOVERNMENT DECIDED TO GIVE A FUCKING ROBOT TO GO AROUND SAVING THE WORLD AND SHIT. NUIGGAAAAAAAA
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>>385655437
dumb filthy FUCKING PIGSKIN CRACKER FAGGOT!!!
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>>385655693

as soon as you are an employer and have money, you are a jew in the eyes of /pol/
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>>385655813
We already know the entire overwatch roster is aids
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>>385654254
>>385654653
Kojima got fond of Big Boss and from what we can see never really liked Solid Snake.
That is why he reconnected Big Boss being an asshole to being more of an anti-hero.
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>>385652834
Ya I just murder everyone associated with his quest. Barons and cannibals and both go fuck themselves.
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>>385655801
It's not really that it isn't memorable but the fact that it was split between three characters means that you usually forgot what the other character did when you go back to playing as him again.
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I like to think that by the end, Lamar instills the sense of loyalty to Franklin which would prompt him to decide not to kill either Trevor or Micheal. Leading to a pretty great ending where we finally end the real assholes of this game.

Especially that cuck of a FIB agent. Glad I got to Brain his dumbass.
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I think we can all agree on this.
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>>385649447
Lamar would have been more interesting to play than Franklin
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>>385652018
Honestly I wouldn't mind her if her design didn't have her looking like a black model, she has an afro and barely any muscle but runs a PMC? I don't buy it
Make her 6'5", give her Lazaravich muscles and have a military buzzcut and I'll buy it
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>>385652018
After the size of the guys Drake took down in his game before that she should have been no problem. The guy slaughters armies while finding treasure.
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>>385656091
Yea fuck her. I'm I suppose to believe, any man or women would want a piece of her dead ass?
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>>385654595
I thought you were supposed to laugh at him. Never really disliked the character. Reminds me of the guy you're supposed to save in Max Payne 2, the one with the Italian accent.
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>people this mad because he called them out for having a yee-yee ass haircut
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>>385652018
Not even being voices by Laura"Step on your dick"Bailey can save this shit character
Now shes in a spinoff that nobody asked for
Blatant token black character
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>>385651471
This. She should be the one who understands Franklin the most of all of his old contacts because, like him, she improved her life by getting a degree and marry a doctor.
But no, she's bitching about the same bullshit like every other old contact from him, aka. "How dare you not solve the mess other people do!".

I really like GTA V, but shit, the writing is sometimes so incredible lazy it hurts. At least the mission was fun tho.
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>>385649447
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>>385652828
This crazy bitch was one of my favorite parts of gta v
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>>385653675

I liked her. Sam and Mike were generic heroes, Chris and Ashley were so helplessly inept I wanted them to die, and Matt and Jess barely even existed.

Emily was a quick-thinking survivor but also such a gigantic thundercunt that she accidentally became interesting.
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>>385656635

what

the arishok is generally considered to be the only good part of Dragon Age 2, the only character with any personality that isn't just a personality that wants to suck the main characters cock...
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Knock knock Nuigga
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>>385649447
Lamar felt more wholesome than Franklin, when I think about it. Something about F just seemed bland
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I actually sympathize with him a lot. /v/ delusionally believes that in a zombie apocalypse they would be a Lee when in fact they would most likely be a Ben.
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>>385653675

I did a playthrough where my only goal was to make her as likable as possible, starting as few fights as possible, having everyone agree with her, etc. and NONE of it mattered. No matter what you do, she's an unbearable cunt to literally everyone.
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>>385652301
...what?
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>>385656704
Sam and Chris were the only likeable characters in that game. And Beth but the cunts decided to kill best girl in the first 20 minutes.
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>>385656872
I'd rather be Kenny
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>>385656785
Franklin achieved his goal of getting out the hood too early.
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>>385652828
Maaaan, I so wanted to full nelson ass fuck that lady. Help her relieve some tension.
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>>385651790
What was her original backstory?

I liked her Depeche Mode T-shirt
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>>385657006
>wanting to be a retard
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>>385657169
No. I'd rather be the backwoods farmer type that could rig his tractor into a plow to get through the infested cities of walkers
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>>385654595
That family got FUCKED up.

>mfw "ok"
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>>385656785
Franklin as just super lucky that he met Michael at a point in his life where everything around him was breaking down so he got back into doing shit.
Then he got rich, got a free mansion and could do whatever he wanted.

He is basically the equivalent of a hot girl that married an old millionaire.
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>>385656872
What did he even do?
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>>385652018
The best example if you want to show somebody to NOT write a "strong female character". Strong female character does not mean unrealistically physical stronger than an heavy built, mass murdering 6'2 long life rock climber in his early 40s who fought with fists and guns professional mercenaries with lifelong fighting experience who were more stronger than him and that all alone.
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I'm playing GTA V for the first time, and I cannot STAND Trevor or any of his redneck asskissers. Everything he says sounds like it was written by a 14-year-old on GameFAQs. It's total bullshit, with a little restraint and subtlety, he could have been an interesting love-to-hate character, but instead he's just obnoxious and fucking annoying. Ha ha I fucked a stuffed teddy bear in the eye guys, aren't I CRAZY?!

Does he ever improve? I just stole a submarine and haven't been spoiled on anything in the game.
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>>385655525
reddit
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>>385657389
Trevor is alright but yeah, the characters around him are mostly just comedy relief that don't add anything to the story.
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>>385655693
He is Armenian so he is most likely Orthodox Christian
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>>385654653
Worst part was that Miller was clearly going off his fucking rocker but everything he says with paranoia and conjecture is taken seriously and at face value.
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>>385652018
>lightly toned arms and some of the most easily grabbed hair out there
>running a group of cutthroat mercs let alone being able to beat drake in a fight

Reading Naughty Dog's virtue signalling clit sucking afterwards was the cherry on the bullshit sundae.
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>>385656091
Chloe is the best girl
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>>385657360
He gets blackmailed by bandit because he thinks they're holding his friend hostage so he has so steal medical supplies for them to find. People blame him for inadvertently causing Duck, Duck's mom and reporter lady's death, but honestly Lee was just as much at fault since he's the one that cut off the supplies causing the bandit's to launch the attack in question that lead to all that other shit. Oh and he accidentally took an axe being used to hold a door closed and causing a town full of zombies to chase your group but honestly that's just an honest mistake.
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>>385657371
>unrealistically physical stronger
>muh circus monkey in retirement is stronger than a fit mercenary with knowledge of martial arts
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>>385655813
>the year is 2070
>Starcraft 2 is relevant
Yeah, whatever you say Blizzard.
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>>385657389
Why do you even expect seriousness in Parody on the America: The Game? Yes, he gets better.
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I really can't support this game since they went full jew and invested everything into GTA Online and shark cards. I was promised single player DLC and it just straight up never happened.
If this is how Rockstar games are gonna be in the future I've got no hope for them.
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> hey guys look at the ax I found.
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>>385651474
But that's the definition of one dimensional
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>>385653675
I thought she was the worse, but after reading up, I lean towards hating Ashley the most.
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>>385655968
>uncle rein
>ass
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>>385658301
>promised single player DLC

show me some proof that they promised
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>>385658139
>Parody on the America: The Game
R* has made it much more comedic in nature than it used to be. Sure Vice City and San Andreas had some funny lines but sometimes the (attempted) comedy in V is just overbearing

>>385658301
I don't think VI will ever be good again. V's singleplayer and the atmosphere was really a downturn compared to the 3D ones
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>GTA V is still 50-60 fucking dollars on amazon and PSN
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>>385652287
I don't think you're supposed to agree with him, him and the crack whore represent the "crabs in a bucket" mentality hood niggers have. While Franklin tries to improve his life, his old friends constantly drag him down with whatever stupid shit they got into
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>>385658139
The older GTAs were a bit more serious though. Well, stuff in the storylines at least. The humor came from the radio and pedestrians and basically anywhere else. Just try to think of a funny joke in the cutscenes of GTA3. There aren't any.
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>>385656091
>Gets bitchy for talking to a friend that's clearly having some real problems
>Gets mad at you for not stealing money from the handicap to help pay off HER OWN DEBT
She became unredeemable garbage
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>>385656765
maybe he misunderstood the OP and thought it was about characters disliked by other characters in their games?
I agree with you, although generally I think da2 isn't as bad as /v/ claims
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get outta here with that ye ye ass haircut, niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>385653564
I just called him Kanye the whole game
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>>385658623
What's sad is that whenever I listen to the radio stations that are meant to parody liberals and conservative, it's actually accurate representations of real life.

It's terryfyint what is made fun off in games is becoming reality.
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>>385658664
Same for Overwatch
Casuals ruin everything
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>>385658664
A few years ago they rose the price up before a sale so that it would still be 60$.
R*/T2 are so high level jews
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>>385658664
>2017
>not being a slav
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>>385657934
This "retired circus monkey" climbed right before the first confrontation high walls without any form of gadgets and right after he was threw out of the window he killed like in his best times a whole army of security man who were also three times his size.

Now say to me again how it is realistic that a 50-60 kg woman can win over an 90 kg man. And martial arts is literally a meme, if you don't make forced stuff like they learned in their Dojo (I trained 4 years Karate and Aikido, I know what bullshit Martial Arts is in general), they get pretty much destroy by almost every guy who is just twice their size and weight.
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>>385658664
>PSN
>Having a console
>a fucking ps4
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>>385652168

No, that's not how it works. Let's look at professional wrestling for a moment. Nadine has what is commonly referred to as X-Pac heat. People don't hate her because she's a villain, they hate her because she's a fucking terrible character.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_(professional_wrestling)#Go_away_heat
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Yeah who remembers this bitch
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>>385658997
Didn't they also try to force you to buy a bundle of sharkcards during a sale so they could charge you $60?
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>>385658758
Well the games were smaller, the dev team was smaller, no time to put that in even if they wanted to.
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>>385653206
in fact I hated landon ricketts and the retarded fandom around him
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>>385659081
>He's not an idort

poorfags, everyone.
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>>385657346
No, fuck you. First off Franklin's life only 'fell apart' because of the shit Lamar and Mike did that made him lose his job.

Second in this relationship; Franklin is the one who saved Michael from among other things; the consequences of his own actions. Yeah it was Mike's contact Lester who set the Jewelry Store and other Jobs up; but Franklin's driving was a marketable and developed skill that he put forward, which was a necessity to even have a chance to pull the jobs off.

Sure maybe there's an analogy about 'getting scouted by the majors' that would imply serious luck being involved. But mike wasn't a fucking sugardaddy.
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>>385658758
There was a lot of it
On top of my head:
>Maria whipping that one hispanic dude
>everything with Donald Love
>the plot is you getting payback on your ex

Saints Row 2 had better cutscenes than most GTAs anyway
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>>385659082
>Discussion about narrative
>"LOOK GUYS JUST LIKE IN WRASSLING HERES A WIKI LINK"

fucking christ dude
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>>385649447
Lamar was great and funny as fuck, niggggah
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>>385658805
I can only imagine what GTA VI will look like, set in some bland singleplayer mode because the multiplayer is more important, with obvious references to Donald Trump since that's been the only thing in the headlines for two years now
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>>385659082
>Let's look at professional wrestling for a moment.
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>>385659560
>There was a lot of it
Not as overblown as V. Even when I replay VC today I find it way better, with references to quite a lot of movies instead of just the "dirty redneck doing cool but stupid shit"
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>>385650267
Its not that he's black. Its because he's a nigger
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Prompto Fagentum.
>literally tumblr: the character
>never shuts the fuck up
>won't stop whining
>or dying in battle
>gets on everyone's nerves, not even sure why Noctis invited the worthless manlet
>boohoo look at me im so depressed guiz i vomit up all this good food that iggy makes in secrit feel bad for meeeeee
Cancer.
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>>385656479
>"I'm a coLLECTOR!"
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>>385658805
>that senator who was honest in being a giant dick
I'd vote for him
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>>385654524
I really should have considered that I was going to see atleast some spoilers on this. My bad
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>>385659082
>Let's look at professional wrestling for a moment
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>>385655968
You leave my Russian bear lady alone Anon.
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>>385659057
>trying to use ludonarrative dissonance to make a point
It's like saying Sly Cooper is canonically powerful enough to kill literal gods because you can use him to beat Kratos in PSASBR.
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>>385653402

Theres a difference between hating a villain because he did horrible things and hating a villain because he is a shit character.
Nadine is the latter, especially since she barely did anything in the game besides beat up Drake and go ''Gurl powah xd''. The entire purpose of the character was so Naughty Dog could get asspats from Tumblr and Anita.
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Drake?
look at this face and have a orgasm?
seriously why sony made shit films name "uncharteds"?they can´t made The last of us 2? fuck off sony
your legacy it´s ps2 and ps1
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>>385659057
>Martial arts
>meme
I can guarantee you that any female MMA fighter could put down Nathan in a 1v1 fight. Are you really that convinced that some self taught treasure hunter can't get fucked up by trained professionals? Like how much of a pedestal are we suppose to give the guy?
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>>385656635
>we're just gonna block off this one part of the city and fuck you

Bad plot
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>>385659082
trailer park trash,
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>>385649447
BIG DOG
BIG NUTS
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>>385654524
would still fuck.
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>>385659789
Prompto is cute though. I would put him in a dress and fuck his boypussy silly.
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>>385649447
Fuck YOU
Lamar was the better black character, I would have rather been Lamar.
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>>385660132
That Drake beats up people twice his side, hangs on high buildings for hours and butchered thousands of men is Canon, they literally mentioned it in UC2 that he is a killer.
Also how the fuck should this be non canon? The Uncharted series is linear, Nathan Drake ALWAYS kills thousands of men.
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>>385660139
this
see also: this cunt
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>>385659573
>>385659705
>>385659946
>Muh, I don't any possible connection.
Being this stupid.
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>>385649447
It's customary to start a thread with a pic related in this case anon.
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>>385659082
Gas /asp/ when?
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OP is a dumb fucking coon, Lamar was the best GTA5 character by far.
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>>385660146
the elder guy (i don´t remember his name)
is the best
also ps2>ps1>ps3>ps4
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>>385660357
I bet you believe that Space emissary from Brawl has canon power levels.
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If you did like her, you only liked her because she's cute. If she looked like Hanako or Chie no one would like her.
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>>385660512
immediately
I feel sorry for the skateboarding etc. fans who got booted from /sp/, annoying as they were, they didn't deserve death by WWE retards
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>>385659789
>hating Prompto
This thread is about characters nobody likes, not characters who your bitch ass doesn't like. He's the second most popular XV character. Everyone likes him to some extent. Except for you. Because you're a faggot.
>extremely caring and always rushes to the side of the others whenever he can
>tries to crack jokes and be moe to distract everyone from their pain even though he has lots of pain himself (yes it's a common trope but it is very much based in reality; I know at least 4 people who are like this, too)
>may seem like an idiot but he's extremely perceptive as shown in how he always notices shit before everyone else
>implying his eating disorder makes him a tumblrina when they've existed long before tumblr has, and literally nothing about him is tumblr-esque
>despite his struggles in battle, he's extremely self-reliant and was able to lose all that weight and learn to care about himself slightly more through sheer willpower alone; even when he was Plumpto, he still basically raised himself, and from the anime you can see he took care of his house (unlike Noctis, who was a fucking manchild and a massive slob; not hating on him, he's actually my favorite)
>Noctis loves him because he's so sweet and thoughtful and accepts Noct for who he is; Prompto loves Noct because Noct can geek out with him and makes him happy (and...because he makes him feel better about himself)
>is an awkward sperglord with most people despite his self-reliance and massive growth
>a charming spaghetti spiller, too
Literally how you can hate him is beyond me. He's literally a fucking puppy. Do you hate puppies you son of a bitch?
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>>385659082

>Generally speaking, the go away heat happens either because the fans feel the promotion has been pushing a certain wrestler (regardless of his character alignment) too far or "down their throats" and thus deeming him as "undeserving" of his push, or because his character has become stale and are not impressed (sometimes bored or annoyed too) of his performances on the ring and/or by his promos anymore.

This does describe Nadine pretty decently, no idea why everyone is getting angry here.

If you guys want another example, look at something like Toriko. Shonen shilled it for years as the new member of the ''Big Three'' to the point he got into a fucking crossover with Dragon Ball and One Piece and it failed miserably at getting anywhere near close them despite a decent start.

>>385660392

I actually thought Kai Leng was pretty alright. Yeah, he had numerous flaws, but he was actually pretty cool and served as a very nice foil for Sheppard. His fight with Thane was also nice, even though he was Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL "
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>>385660175
Female MMA fighter wouldn't stand a chance against a guy who trains the same stuff only for 6 months. It's like professional female soccer player who loses always against high school hobby soccer player. Women are in terms oh physical strength ALWAYS way weaker than men, always. Every average built men who trains a bit could finish Ronda Rousay with ease, everyone.
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>>385660595
/ourbitch/
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>>385660659
>I actually thought Kai Leng was pretty alright
your opinions can be safely disregarded now
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"sorry jude. i just betrayed you for the third time. but we still pals right?"
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>>385660347
Same. That anon is crazy.
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>>385649447
the funniest character of V you fool

KNOCK KNOCK NIGGA
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>>385660679
Ronda Rousay x a man with 1.68 and 59?
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>>385651286
>Have Zoey who is a cute white grill who has some movie references as lines
>Have Rochelle is just wasted space because she doesn't talk at all and the few times she does it's flat
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>>385651474
I see what you mean. The characters should be one dimensional and unlikable.
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>>385660740

It was just to set the Kai Leng e-mail, he is shit.

>tfw out of every ME comic book character they could use for ME 3 on an important role, they pick Kai ''Steal your cereal'' Leng
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>>385660530
I don't know because I don't know the lore of Super Smash Brothers, but I do know the lore of Uncharted an if they even mention this in the cut scenes it is Canon.

Despite that, Uncharted has no Power Ups, the gameplay, besides from the deaths you have through your playthrough, is always canon because the only way to play the games is to shoot dozens of people. Exactly like the bar fight in UC3 where you beating up a 2 meter guy is canon, also that Drake kills supernatural monsters is canon.
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literally NO ONE
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>>385660175
This is wrong, the average man could beat the top women's MMA fighter. That is a fact. If there were no disparity between gender, there wouldn't be different classes. The same goes for size (weight). Having an extra hundred pounds on someone gives you a huge advantage, especially if your opponent is a woman who is physically weaker than you in every way.
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>>385659789
I'm no fujo but Prompto was only hated when the Duscae demo came out. He's really popular now, even among guys.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntQrrW9t6a8
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>>385660357
So you can believe one man is capable of slaughtering an army of trained mercenaries by himself but you can't believe a woman is strong enough to kick his ass? I mean the latter is more realistically feasible since a trained female MMA fighter could probably kick some random guy's ass. But how many soldiers in history holds a 1000+ kill count by himself?
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>>385649447
>All these anons liking Lamar over Franklin

/v/ has good taste sometimes
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The fucking Regalia death scene was more emotional than this bitches.
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>>385650378
Lamar should have been the third character
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>>385658664
If your game is still a top seller there really is no reason to discount it. Same thing for COD games. Christ RDR is still $30
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>>385657389
Trevor is the product of the writers listening to Bronson over the phone while riding a rollercoaster. It's clear that he was the inspiration, but they get it so, so wrong 100% of the time.
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>>385661264
I figured that Franklin was more of a blank slate than the other characters since he's meant to be the true MC outta the trio. So it's not that I dislike his character, I just understand the kinda character he is, someone who is in the midst of making life changing decisions

And Lamar is a fucking idiot but he's a lovable idiot.
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>>385659789
Prompto is such a shit name.
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>>385658583
They never promised it. In fact GTA 4 DLC was a loss for Rockstar. People saw Franklin Mo-cap pictures and thought it was for single player.
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>>385650267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5cfHgJR8Aw
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>>385661105
Die in a fire, mate.
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>>385660679
>>385661125
I can't tell if you henusies are delusional or just that stupid.
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>>385660648
/asp/ is the most cancerous board in regards to the boards actual topic. Like people will joke about /v/ hating video games. But like imagine if /v/ talked about nothing but shitty mobile games and floods every thread about non-mobile video games with autistic screeching about how those games are shit compared to mobile games. That's more or less what /asp/ is like 24/7.
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>>385660905
Than she would destroy him, but Nadine is 1,68 and 59 kg (probably) and destroys a guy who is 1,88 and 90 kg and that is shitty "muh strung wymin" writing. Elena and Chloe are also strong female characters and everyone likes them and why? Because they were realistic enough, they could kill mercenaries with guns like Nathan, but they have always the most important factor which differs a bad from a good character - they can be physically hurt, they get shot, they get punched, they suffer.
And Nadine? Nadine is literally Michelle Rodriguez, a girl who thinks she is a man and is badass because she acts exactly like a man and is of course, despite even in the in game world that is literally not possible, way stronger than big muscular men.
I would complain the same thing if a skinny small guy without muscles would beat you with ease in the game.
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who thought turning Shaundi into a turbocunt was a good idea
total 180 from SR2 without any explenation
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GTA V is a shit game and the whole series is overrated as fuck, it's just another normie game like Fifa and its whole appeal is
>DUDE YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND SHOOT STUFF LMAO
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>>385655968
We already know the entirety of Overwatch is aids*
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>>385660832
>Character almost murders a friend over a traumatic moment but nowhere near enough for him to randomly fucking murder someone

This guy was genuinely insane and should never have been let near the party again
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>>385653430
>those fucking ears
Can't unsee that
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I hate kinzie
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>>385661824

At least they did acknowledge it somewhat in Saints Row 4, but yeah, it really came out of nowhere.
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>>385653675
she's a great character you just hate her because she's a bitch. she's better than most of them.
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>>385661824
I like nu-shaundi. Partly because she makes my pickle tingle, but mostly because idiot stoners don't make interesting characters.
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>>385661993
I liked her in 3, but man she turned to shit quick in 4.
One of the reasons why I haven't played Gat out of Hell is because she's the MC.
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>>385656646
whatever i liked bonnie. i mean fuck her you know but i thought she was a great character. totally believable. well intentioned, weak as shit.
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>>385656479
>>385659816
Vinnie Gognitti is so fucking memorable, both funny and tragic
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>>385652168
The point of a villain that you want to defeat is the catharsis you get from defeating them.
She doesn't really have any
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>>385661239
It just doesn't make sense and Nadine is a shit character in general. She is the only one who seems to be unbeatable and why? Because Duckmann is a fucking SJW who cries about it if women get hurt. So not the reason she beats Drake up is the problem, the problem is that Drake was in same 1 vs 1 situation (e.g. the bar fight in UC3 in the toilet room vs the big guy (4 u)) where the opponent beats him up pretty bad, but Drake still managed to beat him also up pretty bad, but the 50 kg Nadine can wipe his ass with ease.
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>>385661824
Angry stuck up bitch characters are the worst, especially ones like Shaundy that doesn't even have the strength to back it up without 50 beta saints protecting her.
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>>385656872
>/v/ delusionally believes that in a zombie apocalypse they would be a Lee when in fact they would most likely be a Ben.
no i would be a Lee. stumbling about aimlessly most of the time, leading people into shitty situations then having to cut my own arm off and die.
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Hey Jaden!
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>>385662109
She's not really the MC though. She's a female alternative if you don't want to play as Gat, I used her for 0.5% of the game.

That said, it's not really worth playing. It's really low effort, hastily made with zero balance and boring powers.
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FUCK ANDERS
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>>385661105
fucking elv*s
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Well only fujos and memers do like this man, so no real human beans.
>>385659789
His only sin was sharing the same VA as this man
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>>385652018
>"diversity is important to our games!"
>hires the most generic white VA out there to voice her
What did Druckmann mean by this???
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This cunt. Her only redeeming factor is that she gets wet around Chief but hey that's everyone.
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If you liked Lamar then you most probably associate with him: a stupid ass loser who takes himself too seriously.

Niggaa~
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EVERY SINGLE LITTLE FAG THAT LIVES HERE
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>>385662915
Oh shit, I'm sorry...
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>>385662539
it's amazing that in a game as flawed as DA2 he stood out as being the worst part
I can deal with the recycled areas, contrived faction conflicts, and weird, bouncy, barely-tactical combat, but having to deal with anders is a nightmare
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>>385662978
Do you think Bethesda makes every kid completely insufferable because they know you can't kill them?
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>>385655019
>leaves you for another woman if you chose to romance him

I bet this wasn't even discovered until someone literally decided to test it. Jacob is almost entirely the most boring and pointless character ever made.

But the praaaizzee
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>>385653675
>tfw jessica died because i tripped over a log

shit game
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>>385651790
She had a backstory?
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>>385651593
>he was one of the few redeeming things about 5
Love these faggot ass niche opinions
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>>385662539
>tfw they ruined anders and justice in one fell swoop

swooping is bad
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>>385654595
His brother is the real vile piece of shit, trouble being he's well written enough for the purposes of the plot you suspect and/or despise him long before you find out what's going on, not sure if that disqualifies him from the thread but I do know I really hated that fucker. Marcelo was just a cokehead who just wanted to party.
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>>385663016
mmmmmMMmm
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>>385661792
But the problem here is Nathan Drake was never meant to be John fucking Rambo. He was meant to be an average everyman, that was literally his shtick. He's not supposed to mow down entire armies with ease. He's a plucky scrapper that narrowly escapes with his life time and time again because of a combination of street smarts and pure luck. If he goes one on one with a trained fighter whether it's a woman or a skinny guy, it completely goes against the fabric of his character to be able to take them on. It ruins the narrative of the series about the average everyman facing ridiculous odds.

Like imagine this. Imagine a movie about a WWII POW. The entire movie is about how this unarmed guy tries to break out of prison and make his way back to friendly territory. Imagine all the tension created as he faces an entire army in their own territory. Now imagine the same movie but the guy has an Iron Man suit and can shoot an endless supply of homing rockets at the enemy. Not much tension left, right? That's the difference between average everyman Drake and professional serial killer Drake. Everyman Drake was the one fighting Nadine, do any of you seriously think serial killer Drake fighting Nadine would have made for a better story set piece?
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>>385653241
Yes yes, well done. HOWEVER, big tiddies.
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>>385659789
>crippling self-esteem issues

>never shuts the fuck up
>selfies and narcissism: the character

>this is supposed to be a cripplingly depressed and troubled character

its like they handpicked "sad" instagram whores to take inspiration from, for a male fucking character
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>>385653327
hon hon hon
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>>385661993
>not wanting to have a cute autistic Kinzie gf
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>>385661993
>>385663551
None of the characters in Saints Row made sense or showed any consistency.
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>>385663303
I don't really think anders was ever good, but they sure found a way to make him worse
in a way I'm glad the horrible writing went onto a guy who was already annoying, rather than ruining a fun character from origins/awakening like sten or sigrun
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>>385663652
>Nothing in Saints Row made sense of showed any consistency
Fixed that for you.
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>>385663551
She was in 3
4 turned her into a bitch

>>385663652
Pierce did. Best character in the series.
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>>385655813
>Young prodigy
Ok
>At a 50+ year old game
Ok
>Korean army scoops her up for her insane APM
Ok
>Which is really useful for piloting a combat mech
Ok
>She streams various warcrimes against an inevitable extinction event (mech uprising)
OK
>People watch a twitch stream of a fucking war until its ended by mech Debian Llama
OKAY
>This war, which she twitch streamed, ended in like a year and she got to keep the mech.
O.K.A.Y
>No PTSD, huge fanbase of 80-year old starcraft fans and retired vets of the extremely short, very watchable war that possibly should have ended mankind but didn't because of cyberghandi, keeps her fucking mech and now fights merc battles and still fucking streams it.
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY OK. GOOD CHARACTER. GREAT. FUCKING OK.
>has a cop skin
WOAH HOLD ON NOW.
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>>385663179

>tfw the only person who liked Jacob
>they pull this shit on him just because he isn't popular

Honestly, finding this out was a pretty big red flag for me regarding ME 3. That they picked the least popular character to do a "not every relationship worked out xD" twist just for the sake of it is pretty shitty.

>even if you romanced Jacob, the girl he impregnates still says she wants to name her baby after Sheppard even though she is a massive bitch to her through the entire mission
>Theres like a dozen lines of dialogue total that centers on his cheating

You can honestly tell how they just didn't want to do any special scenes if you romanced Jacob because they knew he was the least popular character, this laziness is pretty absurd for an AAA game.
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>>385656872
>Whatever part where you're running up a belltower and you can save or drop Ben.
>He's a fuckface who can't stop fucking up but Lee is the fucking Messiah, I can't let him die by Lee's hands.
>Accidentally pick the drop him option.
>Realize immediately that this is canon how Ben dies: a well-intentioned mistake.


I haven't stopped laughing, its been what four years? I still fucking laugh at this moment in my head. I can't think of a more fateful way to go: the mistaken man dead by mistake.
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>>385662978
Fuckin Mungos
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>>385664165
Oh I agree, entirely hypothetical person who cannot possibly exist. That was indeed absolute bullshit for statistical impossibilities like yourself.

I'm serious about that too, it is bullshit. But you also cannot be for real.
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>>385661105
Yup, that guy was shit through and through,.
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Dumb useless brat.
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>>385663643
Why do characters in Inquisition look so fucking greasy?
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>>385664316

Are you seriously triggered because i said "only" instead of "one of the few" even though it was obviously a figure of speech that is used everywhere in the world?
I pointed out that i enjoy the character for emphasis on why i thought the way they dealt with his ME 3 romance was shit, the fuck is wrong with that?
>>
>It's an "enemy who steals your fucking items and runs away" episode.
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>>385662978
>>385663125
They absolutely fucking do, it even happens in Skyrim and Fallout 4.

"Oh, another mungo here to lick my father's boots."

"Buy my water mungo."

Thankfully mods let me kill every last fucking one of them.
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>>385656872
Ben was the best written part of the whole series desu
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>>385663379
I agree with you that Drake is meant to be an everyman, but again, his mass slaughter are canon because they mentioned it in Uncharted 2 that he killed lots and lots of men. And the 1 vs 1 bar fight the 2 meter 200 kg guy is also canon because it is scripted. So yeah, that Drake would beat up the professional 50 kg women would be way more on line with the previous cut scene character than this bullshit.

Also, there is a reason why there are no women in special forces and you will barely (or not even once) find a woman lead a mercenary group or fight in one, ever.
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>>385664695
I just don't believe you exist, and was also very, very obviously joking. I am also joking in this post, which I will help you to discover by pointing it out.

Though now I'm a little concerned you might be a black competent military man who gets regularly ignored by hot military commanders because you're boring, and you take it personally that your life has been savagely roasted by mass effect.

The above isn't meant to be taken seriously either. I wouldn't call it a joke because if its true its just depressing.
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>>385663551
No sorry I don't subscribe to having video game crushes.
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>>385656646
This god damn bitch, fuck you Clem was a little girl how was she supposed to save Luke's fat ass. I wished Kenny or even Jane had shot her
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>>385661572
It's a great name.

>>385663501
>narcissism
That's why he unironically calls himself a pleb amirite? Don't be retarded. Watch the fucking anime and pay more attention. He's drowning in self esteem issues. There's even dialogue where he mentions that he prefers taking photos of others over himself. And play his DLC for christ's sake. It's literally stated in there and in the main game his cheerful nature is like 90% an act, the 10% being him actually having fun and forgetting how much he hates himself. His major flaw is he cares way too much what others think and is horrified of letting people down.
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>>385656872
I can't help but feel bad for the guy. Probably biased some since I read his original backstory, but he just felt like a dumb kid caught up in a mess. Sucks for him cause he's not really an adult; but not young enough to just sit back
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>>385649447
>after SA we got characters like this
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>>385650931
>fuck my friend who is trying to improve his lot in life
>Story tries to push him as a person were supposed to like and understand
Franklin isn't trying to improve though and Lamar sees right though his shit
Franklin is the archetype "I have to get out the hood" but twisted in that he doesn't actually care about how he gets out where the archetype is that he wants to do good
Franklin hides behind wanting to do good but actually doesn't Lamar calls him out for not being real as fuck like he should
You have to remember that Franklin went to Micheal to pursue bank robbing even after the car dealer wanted to promote Franklin to Manager (showing that Franklin is a fake)
Franklin just wants out of the hood and in this case it's because he is tired of gangbanging and wants to be a "professinal criminal"
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Literally everyone in GTA V was unlikeable and annoying.
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>>385665215
I felt bad for him in the end. Kinda reminded me of Mr. Gone where they take a completely unsympathetic character, add a timeskip to show them when they're old and full of regret and make them sympathetic again. I wish the dev had gone into Marty's past to show how he became the person he was, like they did for Mr. Gone. It would have made it work better.
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>>385664913
Insufferable NPC's you aren't allowed to kill is Skyrim's specialty, not even including the kids.
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>>385664665
Frostbite engine has greasy skin for people.
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>>385664601
You have 3 hours left cause god is out of time for some reason.
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>>385656593
That's not lazy writing. That mentality is very typical of the black community.
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>>385656872
Ben was such a huge fuckup it was illogical for him to have survived for so long.
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>>385663501
>shitting on one of the objectively best FF characters since Cloud
>implying he's anything like those braindead instagram whores
I bet you haven't even played the game. If you did, you should probably stream how you managed to speedplay through all of his character exposition because that is an incredible feat to call that sorry sack of depressing roadkill with more daddy issues than all of tumblr "narcissistic".
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>>385665589
for example
>delphine
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SMELL
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>>385666214
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>>385656091
>make a game with 90% of have unlivable character flaws
>final decision is to choose between the collective bay or the fucking worst piece of shit who resides in it
never made a decision as easy as this
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>>385666214
the only npc to feel pain
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>>385663881
She didn't fight in the omnic war though, she fights that mechakaiju that harasses Korea every couple of years.

Remember that Sombra was still a kid when the war broke out and she's in her 30's now
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>>385656872
no /v/ would be clem. That faggot is Reddit personified
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>>385649447
Every character in GTA V.
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such a fucking bastard
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>>385656091
I don't get the hate for her, she had a rough fucking life, at least have some pity for her, I cried my eyes out at the ending.
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>>385662913
hello 343i, welcome to /v/
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>>385652018
>WHY IS MY GAME ABOUT 1 GUY KILLING 1000 PEOPLE SO UNREALISTIC ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

nobody cried about elena and that other brown girl in the other games killing just as many people
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>>385662869
Every black character in his games is an asshole and dies, except for Nedine
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>>385649447
uma delicia
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These annoying little fucks
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>>385667392
keked out loud
fuck those jerks
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>>385649447
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>>385667198
Yeah, because they suffer through the story. Besides that, it's more believable that a 50 kg woman can climb things and can shoot hundreds of professional mercenaries than a 50 kg woman who can beat up a 90 kg guy in an 1 vs 1 fight.

A woman as a shooter can be as good as a man.
But a woman, because of her way weaker body, would be never capable to beat up a guy who towers her and is heavier than her in a real fight.
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>>385662869
He's a kike, he doesn't give a shit about anything except the money.
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>>385667785

_ _____ ____ ____
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>>385667064
just because because you had tough life it doesn't mean you have the right to act like a cunt all the time
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>>385667785
Is this supposed to be sexy? Because it's terrifying.
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>>385667838
you know there are constant scenes in uncharted where they also fight in hand to hand combat ingame and beat up guys? you played the game right?
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>>385649447
>characters literally everyone liked
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>>385658019
thats because it is the last game they make for starcraft just like D3 is the last diablo
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>>385667992
i just fapped to it

show me another furry artist who can do rendering like that i think its fucking art
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>>385667929
So because someone had a shitty life they can't be in a good mood? Okay... and she wasn't a cunt all the time only a few times and it's understandable for her situation.
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>>385667064
I felt bad for her during the flashback about her dad, but that was all the pity she got.
People have rougher lives and aren't nearly as bad as her, look at Kate. She was drugged and probably raped on film and and grated she did try to kill herself, got better because she had people to support her. Chloe does too, but instead of taking the help, she basically tells them to fuck off. She blames everyone for why her life is shit and not herself with no signs of getting better.

SHE WANTED YOU TO FUCKING ROB THE HANDICAP FOR HER AND GOT MAD AT YOU FOR NOT DOING SO. She's not a good person at all, just a good person to Max only because she doesn't want to lose her too and even then she can still be a cunt to her.
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>>385656872
Yeah, I felt bad for Ben. I was waiting for the typical redemption arc, but instead Telltale kills him off with the current perception we have of him; a failure.
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>>385662978

Honestly, the only actual shitheads in that settlement were MacReady and Princess, which is a shame because they have the most speaking lines. All of the others kids are polite and likable.
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this ugly, fat piece of trash

reminder: mentally retarded landwhales dont sell games
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>>385668590
isnt she a villain? wouldnt that then speak directly to people who want to kill such a fat disgusting bitch?
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The single most unlikable character in the history of fiction.
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>>385668134
dude stop defending this piece of shit of a character
she has no redeemable features, even the ''villains'' like nathan and jefferson were more likeable
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>>385663643
I tried to like her, I really did.

Its nigh impossible, she is so fucking childish and i can't stand that she's never punished for her bullshit.
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>>385668590
What the fuck is that
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>>385668732
wrong >>385656091 is
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>>385665623
FUCKING Rico.

Was totally a bro until Killzone 2 ended, made me hate his shitty guts all of 3.
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>>385660392
Someone post it
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>>385652018
lets be honest no one liked her because she is a women and nigger
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>>385668330
She had no one when he lost her dad literally no one, Max left and Rachel was her only friend then goes missing, of course she'll act like that. She was troubled her prequel will explain why she's a """"""""cunt"""""""
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>>385662041

I bet you thought Ashley's change in ME2 was good too. Yeah vapid makeup caked generic whores are so much more interesting.
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>>385669275
a character whose sole purpose is just to be hated is kinda unhateable to me

its like the developer telling me "LOOK THAT GUY IS A DOUCHE DONT YOU HATE HIM?!" the silly background music that would play whenever he appeared was just icing on the cake
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>>385659129
irrelevant annoying bitch
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>>385669275
I don't hate Norton, I hate that I can't just fucking walk past him while he waffles on
I don't mind getting stuck in places or long uneventful walks because they build tension but he just fucking ruins it
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>>385655968
A lot of characters arnt that bad honestly.
Just the absolute worst are Dva and Mei.
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>>385659789
I loved Prompto. Kill yourself.
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>>385655693
>>385657540
Niggas, he is muslim as fuck. Typical """persian""" stereotype.
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>>385654743
Thing is, you gotta remember what Lester said: "I don't work with amateurs." and Lamar is definitely that
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>>385669275

norton was the perfect asshole, he got what he deserved in the end tho
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>>385659082
>Let's look at professional wrestling for a moment.
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>>385652828
Look at this faggot

I wanted this bitch to ride me with the hatred of a thousand burning suns while calling me a chauvinist pig
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>>385654086
you're wrong
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>>385657864
Cuckmann and his merry band of tranny writers fucked up Uncharted 4's villain (and ending) big-time.
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>>385665623
This fucking piece of shit

>Ey bruh lets just gat gat the muhfuggin leader
>Ey bruh lets genocide an entire fucking race
>Fuckin A bruh we're the heroes!!!1111 Lets go get them muhfuggin medals BRUH

How the fuck any sane person could empathize with the MC's in 2 and 3 blows my fucking mind.
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>>385669121
She had her Mom and David, who tried their best and she rejected them.
Like I said, her dad dying was sad, but she needed to grow up, its been 5 years.
You would think after a few years she would have been like "Damn I am really fucking up, if my dad saw what I've become he would be very disappointed me in" but instead she continued to be a burden to her mom and David and proceeded to fuck her life up more. Ultimately, by the end she had no one to blame but herself.
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>>385649447
He was one of the few likeable characters in a game full of wet farts.
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>blames player for her brother getting himself killed like a retard
>runs away with research that could potentially save thousands of lives
>makes the player have to track her down, eventually ending with her getting kidnapped
>has a melodramatic unskippable death sequence despite only being seen maybe five times the entire game
fuck this cunt
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Lamar is a piece of trash and just wants money, but his redeeming factor is his loyalty. He showed he was loyal, maybe it was greed but at least he never abandoned Franklin when the shit got rough. He had an interesting personality.
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>>385670626
>caring about uncharted in the first place
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>>385668648
i want my villains to have a little class
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>>385670960
b-but muh jade i loved her
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>>385670980
Graphics over gameplay in that instance. Uncharted 4 is pure eye-candy, and I'm in the industry. The game is wank material.
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>>385670963
>interesting personality
Loud
>loyal
Everyone was loyal except Michael.
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>>385671203
>Graphics over gameplay in that instance. Uncharted 4 is pure eye-candy, and I'm in the industry. The game is wank material.

And yet it still manages to have worse textures, models, and lighting than Killzone from the start of the PS4's "life"
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>>385671251
Franklin just wanted off the streets, he didn't care about anyone else, hence why he easily betrayed Michael or Trevor at the end.
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>>385652834
is that superbunnyhop
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>>385655321
but he's a roach you fucking retard
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>>385655945
semites
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>>385670235
That's pretty sad anon.
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>>385663643
believe it or not, I like her when she's in the party fighting because she speaks little. But whenever it's a scene about her I just wish I could cut her fucking head off
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>>385668732
>>385656091
Tough choice. They're both equally horrible pieces of shit.
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>>385663254
>>385657162
well she was a news anchor who was there when most the shit went down she was supposed to make more comments about that, but i guess they scrapped it.
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>>385671615
Now this, I wholeheartedly agree with
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>>385670793
Maybe if her "best friend" Max would even once check up on her just maybe she wouldn't be how she was. She was her best friend prior to her dad dying, but after that Max disappeared so Chloe had no one until Rachel showed up.
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>>385673253
Guaranteed she was supposed to wear more professional attire (fitting a news anchor) but they gave her a casual outfit because the black character from the first game wore similar clothes.
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>>385663643
Think before some anon said not even tumbler liked her
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>>385649447
OP has a yi-yi ass haircut
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>>385667051
So fucking hilarious. Kills Mario right after he says he's pretty sure Ezio's idiocy will work out fine.
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>>385650931
they fucked up the story, in the end franklin was supposed to die and let you play as lamar
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>>385674191
Well, also because it's be harder to get around in a Zombie Apocalypse wearing a suit/dress or something. But you might be right.
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>>385657890
>the only thing holding back thousands of zombies is a single axe haft
To be honest they are the ones at fault for being retarded
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>>385673325
Disco diaper shouldnt have won
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>>385665549
>Franklin isn't trying to improve though and Lamar sees right though his shit
This. People keep spouting that crab in a bucket his friends keeping him down, shit, But Franklin isn't trying to get out of crime, he still wants to do the shit, but just wants to move up in the criminal ladder.
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>>385668941
This?
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Fuck this guy.
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>>385668405
Well that's how life works. Some people are just colossal fuckups until the day they die. Like (you) for instance.
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this whore
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>>385675160
what the fuck did he kill hotwing?
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>>385656635
The Qunari were the only redeeming part of DA2. I wish I could've joined them and killed all the templars and mages.
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>>385675410
Yeah. But it's okay, he's a ghost now.
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>>385675187
No fuck you. I unironically liked Carth.
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>>385675385
TRIGGERED I FUCKING HATE SARAH PALMER
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>>385650340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxg2LG1zG3Y
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>>385663643
>tfw guys get to have fucking DORIAN for their exclusive romance
>women are stuck with that monstrosity
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>>385673131
I hated the cunts that got all triggered and caused us to lose a good 30% of the game

>>385673325
why'd he have to go and leave his basketball career?
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>>385673325
Man, he's got a kind of shitty appeal
This fucker, though
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>>385676512
>hate Dorian before I start playing the game
>he turns out to be the biggest bro

best party member of the game for sure
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How can anyone justify the existence of his cunt?
>b-but he's so weak, you just have to hit him once and he's done for!
yeah maybe that'd be balanced if he didn't move so fucking fast on top of being able to kill you and your entire family with one jab
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>>385674615
tell that to nick and louis
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>>385677439
>he can't aim
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>>385670963
She's so fucking hot
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>>385673960
It doesn't excuse Chloe for being a cunt though. Maybe if it had just happened recently, but the problem is obviously her if she hadn't learned to grow past it in the times passing. It's not up to others to turn you into a good person
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>>385656091
This.
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>>385651474
There are no likeable characters in GTAV. The narrative is still one-dimensional.
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>>385649447
But Lamarr is one of the best characters

Michael is my favorite though
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>>385661105
Uh oh, your archers are coming I guess I'll just run away now.
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>>385677945
She's upset her friends missing, if you had someone you relied on and suddenly they went missing and you have no idea, would you be upset? Your childhood friend is out of your life for now. Her dad's death affected her in which she turned to drugs,mischievous activity lack of proper guidance during your teenage years, it's easy to see why she turned out like that, hanging out with the wrong crowd can do this to you.
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>>385656158
>buzzcut
>Lazaravich muscles
>On a woman
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>>385678842
If someone stole from you, and said they did it cause their father died and they don't have any friends, is that a reason to let that behavior continue? No, it's an excuse that doesn't work. It's one thing to understand why someone is like that, is another to just forgive them of all their cunt behavior
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How did this son of a bitch have such a great son?
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>>385656704
Sam was a generic hero, who didnt even do anything heroic. Mike is flawed and probably one of the deepest characters in the game
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>>385679421
This. Knowing why Chloe behaves that way doesn't make her any less detestable.
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>>385662978
The only thing that town frays more than a player's nerves is the last remaining threads of the plot's coherence.

>>385664665
Problems with how specular highlight, subsurface scattering, and ambient occlusion are handled. They were ubiquitous problems in UE 3 games as well. If they fixed those problems it would go away.
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>>385679582
Hal got all his good points from strangelove
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>>385650267
yes because hes black and blacks must be exterminated. Also blacks = niggers. stop falling for the reddit meme nigger
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>>385673325
This faggot was way fucking worse
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>>385669962
he worked with my gta online character, so uhhhh get rekt
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>>385656163
What the fuck is that?
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>>385656163
there should be a Spoiler Image over your yearbook photo
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>>385660512
Nu Jacucks ruin /asp/
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>>385660512
Lift weighs
Take a shower
Gain height
Have sex
Get a clue
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>>385671615
t. LinLi
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>>385649447
I could barely understand what the hell he was saying half the time. I had to turn subtitles on and even then it was like he was speaking a different language.
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>>385673131
He wasn't really likeable or unlikeable he just kinda was.
Am I missing something?
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>>385656872
Ben is literally me
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>>385653675
>mfw I shot her even though I knew she didn't have the virus
felt good
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>>385680494
really? i dunno i think if it wasnt for the boondocks i wouldnt understand shit either
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>>385657389
I started liking him as we learned a tiny bit more about his past, his relationship with his parents and mommy issues that I can relate to.
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>>385653675
>persuasive

Thats never a good sign

Name ONE videogame character that ISN'T the player with a persuasive skill that stays good through the entire game

I want to play that game
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>>385649447
>not liking Long Dick
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>>385660519
>Sully will never be your dad
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>>385649447
this is fucking easy
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>>385679798
So only have a few people in her life and losing her best friends and father means she should not be troubled and upset. Okay.
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>>385669952
>retard thinks Armenian's are muslims
This is why you retards in the ME are fucking things at every step
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>>385656872
I don't understand the blind hatred for him. I get that he's a dumbass, but he's just a dumb kid.
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>>385661105
IORVETH FOR LIFE
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>>385681150
Nice job putting words in my mouth, but I didn't say that. She has every right to be troubled but it still doesn't excuse her awful behaviour.
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>>385653757
I'll tell you what he didn't do: a roof to roof McTwist over a helicopter
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Fuck Leandros
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>>385681275
next time I'll put a dick in your mouth and make you choke on it, faget.
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>>385660892
Maybe if you got rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut you could get some bitches on your dick. Nigggaaa.
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>>385668405
>I was waiting for the typical redemption arc
he has one. when Lee is holding him in the bell tower he tells Lee to drop him because he is a useless fuck up who jeopardizes the group.
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>>385680973
I love Marie!
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>>385662978
MacReady turned out alright at least saw what you will about FO4 and by no means was he super well written but he was at least not a turbo cunt and was a decent enough guy for a wasteland Merc.
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>>385663643
I didn't think it was possible to hate an elf more than I already would because of that but she made it possible.
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>>385681150
Being troubled doesn't excuse breaking the law and more importantly stealing from those less fortunate than you. Yeah she has a dead dad and no friends, but hey at least she has her fucking legs.
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>>385652220
Seth was a freak, but a good bro.
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Lamest villain ever
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>>385649447
I was always hoping he would die but he didn't. Living around a bunch of trash blacks in the south he reminded me so much of them I just wanted him dead.
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>>385652018
there is like a sense when you can tell a writer is giving a character bias.

Like its not 'mary sue" or anything, but the character just simply doesn't fail or really get equal treatment. And it really shows with her. Like sure you can have someone beat up Drake, you can even have them win. But the way she handles each fight is like shes a fucking terminator. cold and emotionless and takes a punch like a fucking metal robot.

You can just tell the writers didn't want to write a villain. They wanted to write a womyn who "fights" drake and then the plot advances.

and you don't even want her to lose you just want her to stop existing so drake can fight someone interesting.
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>>385681791
creamy
white
thighs
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>>385676908
>>385680060
the pencil was the shit, quit being faggots.
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>>385682340
It felt like Rockstar remembered at the last moment that their story needed an antagonist. Apparently he just barely inched past that FBI guy.
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>>385681993
She didn't wake up and go "Hmmm let me be a dick to everyone around me for the shits and giggles!" Theres a reason for her behavior she is emotionally scarred. What do emotionally scarred people do? They do things they shouldn't be doing. this "No excuse" thing you are pulling off is stupid maybe it would be no excuse if she had a normal life.
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This fucking cunt.
https://youtu.be/DxmkAoLC6_4
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>>385682340
There was a villain in GTA5?
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>>385656091
She's basically a child in a woman's body. Immature and retarded. but she isn't a bad character or annoying.
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>>385682340
he wasn't a villain
he just wanted revenge on michael killing his secretary
you were the bad guy
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>>385656872
I saved his ass three times and I just let him die. So worthless to the group is was sad.
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>>385682975
>hello I want to report this person
>she stole money from me

>sorry sir, looks like she has a troubled past, can't do anything about it


You'd be the shitty parents that let their kids get away with stuff cause'kids will be kids'
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>>385683206
MIchael didn't kill her though she got sucked into a jet
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>>385659789
Ignis was hands down the worst member of the party, then he goes blind and you can't even sprint without gladios yelling at you I wish they would have just killed him off instead
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>>385683247
Who did she steal from?
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>>385683467
>hating recipie man
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>>385683449
well he was pursuing her like he wanted to kill her
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>>385683206
This, the main conflict of the story was always Michael vs. Trevor, and once they got that out of the way, all the people who fucked with them were just loose ends to tie up; the three protags were more scared of the rest of the FIB, Merryweather, and Cheng's empire than Weston, Haines, Stretch, and Cheng themselves
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>>385683513
She can steal from the handicap if you let her.
Also gonna assume she stole money or drugs from her dealer, since she in debt to him.
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>>385681150
Just because you're troubled and upset doesn't mean you're automatically likable.
Sympathetic sure, but you can still be a prick as a result of that and your personality from those experiences.
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>>385683513
She wants to steal the money in the principles office, intended for the disabled students, to pay off her own drug debt. You can choose to stop her.
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>>385665431
Do you have a bot that looks or every XV related thing in every thread?
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
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>>385660042
heavy is a better character
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>>385683540
He was just trying to get back the movie she stole
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In retrospect Lamar is actually a really shitty person and a terrible friend to Franklin. Franklin wants to better himself and get out of the hood and Lamar actively holds him back every step of the way. He was cool by the end when he finally started paying back Franklin's favors and laid his life on the line for him.
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>>385653675
I liked Emily, especially after knocking Ashley's paranoid ass down with a good slap. She's a bitch, but she knows it and doesn't try to fake wholesome girl status like Ashley.

Ashley and Chris were normies.
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>>385684381
>better himself
He wants to be a professional criminal. That's not bettering yourself he just thinks the hood is too small time.
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"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."

Makes my fucking blood boil.
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>OHHHHHHHHHH WOWWWW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
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>>385657890
And he leaves a little girl in the middle of a bunch of zombies when he could have easily grabbed her
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>>385683709
>>385683791
Okay and? That money just had the label "Disabled Students" Max was sceptiable if it actually was for disabled students due to the crap that goes on at the School. She bought drugs yes and owes people but it doesn't automatically make her a cunt because of it.
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>>385677439
Cast a damaging aura on yourself, and boom, he's done for.

Anything that can be that hardcountered is not OP
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>>385659198
Bundling it with in-game cash also prevents you from getting a refund on Steam
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>>385674710
Yeah because supplies are plentiful during the apocalypse
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>>385684212
But Weston was the major shareholder of the studio and Michael messed with a business decision that would have been very profitable for him if he succeeded; if you read his website you'll know that he really doesn't like people messing with his business
>>385684548
>That's not bettering yourself
In the GTA world, it is, in fact, that's what pretty much everyone in that universe did to be successful; the really successful people are all professional criminals in some way
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>>385657389
He should've been written like an angry Jack Nicholson character
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>>385684846
>Not using that one story mod to cuck him
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>>385685593
I'd rather kill him.
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>>385658664
as it should be
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"Hey, Spyro..."
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>>385669952
>persian=muslim
Kys
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>>385685113
And guess fucking what, if you don't steal the money, the school uses it to build a ramp for the disabled students.

Stealing from a person is bad enough, but actually stealing from people that are actually doing worse off than you is one of the most selfish and unredeemable things you can do and is unexcusable. She's a cunt for even suggesting in robbing disable students and is even worse if she actually does it too.
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>>385685712
Ben is literally /v/ hqoly shit
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>>385685671
>Not wanting to publically embarrass him
>Not wanting him to suffer the sneers and chuckles behind his back every time he walks around town
>Not wanting to be a strong, sweaty Nord barbarian that fucks his wife in his own bed, ruining her redguard pussy
>Not wanting him to live with the shame for the rest of his life and knowledge that his money means nothing without dignity
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>>385683467
>hating the fucking chef
>hating anyone in the boy band
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>>385671325
Not sure why I'd waste time arguing with someone who clearly lacks eyesight. Does your helper type for you?
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>>385685113
You're REALLY grasping at straws now. Even if that money wasn't actually for the disabled students it is it doesn't belong to Chloe and stealing it pay for her drug habit does make her a cunt, yes.
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>>385651474
>being an asshole for no reason
>not being one dimensional

Are you stupid?
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>>385685790
>tfw the sweet satisfaction of getting your gems back from this shitheel jew of a bear in Spyro 3
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>>385671203
Classic suicide bomb rescue
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>>385667051
cesare did nothing wrong
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>>385673131
What this guy was a legend. One of the few likable parts of HM2
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>>385686163
And we aren't cunts for driving animals out of their homes for ours or polluting the air everyday with vehichles, it's life.
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>>385676320
That entire game is a travesty that needs to burn in the fiery pits of the lake of fire.
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