>game gets bad reviews for stupid reasons.

>>385646636
thats not a stupid reason at all

>>385648075

You're just as stupid as the person who wrote the review. I'm not even going to spoonfeed you by explaining why. Maybe someday you'll actually watch the movie and then you'll get it.

Remember when that guy who worked for some local rag gave MGR 3/10 because he couldn't parry?

>>385648289
i only watch nolan boy

>>385648289
>responding to it

>>385647947
The vitriol from this reviewer is pathetic.

>>385646636
Nah, this is a fine reason. False advertising.

>>385648289
But its not in color, its in black and white.

Understand?

>>385647947
>TFW some people think DSP is acting

Also, this thread makes me illogically upset.

>>385647947
wow
is this why nobody likes game journalists?

>>385648530
>implying brown isn't a color

>>385647947
>beaten track
The term is beaten path

>>385646636
>IGN reviews PixelJunk SideScroller.jpg

>>385646636
Is this that classic American attention span I've been hearing about.

For those who truly, actually don't get it and aren't just trying to piss me off.

The bits before she gets to Oz are black and white stylistically to represent a thematic contrast as well as a realistic representation of living in Kansas. Once she gets there, color explosion.

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>>385648662
It's a reason.

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>>385647947
>being this fucking salty because the game told you to git gud

I will never get tired of that.

They didn't even have colour back then. What a dumbass.

>>385648885
Everyone who has seen the movie realizes why that review is wrong.

>>385648715
Beaten track is also acceptable.

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>>385646636
kek. Some real big bait right there.

>>385648889
Is he using a fucking finger trackball or something?

>>385648885
> realistic representation of living in Kansas

Pretty sure Kansas wasn't black and white in the 20s or whenever.

First part should be normal colors and Oz part should be colors with saturation and bloom dialed to max.

>>385649121
Are you being retarded on purpose?

>>385649121
this what a hack

>>385648524
Funny man.

>>385648470
>Responding to the 4D bait

>>385649115
He's clearly on console with one hand.

>>385649121
America was completely in black and white until the 70's and only now are we just finding out.

>>385649121
>should

haha

>>385649406
Shut up dad

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>>385648075
>>385648524

Nobody tell these guys why they're stupid.

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>>385649121

>that SCP that was literally the origin of colors
That was a nice read

>>385647947
Ah yes, the one review that made me completely ignore any professional outlet out there when it comes to vidya

>>385649559
>advertises something
>puts up another thing
>somehow this isnt wrong
shills pls

>>385649121
People like you are why movies are shit now.

>>385649121

I really like this bait.

>>385647947
>dinging it a point for grammar
It's an F A Q not a fack.

>>385649115
It's a controller, that's pretty much standard controller FPS gameplay without autoaim.

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>>385646636
>All these pedantic snobs
So it's not technically black and white since it has a splash of brown in it but for all intensive purposes it is pretty much false advertising since that is not what you expect when you are told it will be color

>>385648832
Is this that Europoor obsession with America I've been hearing about?

>>385649636
number pls

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>>385649869

IT'S CALLED SEPIA TONE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

>>385649897
>Europoor

Try again

>>385649912
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-8900-ex

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>>385649719
Why are you doing this? I just don't understand what the point is. I rarely ever post but are (you)'s really that valuable or is it something else?

>>385649587
I had this conversation with my dad when I was six. He was never able to bullshit me, though.

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>>385649719
>>385649869

This is too much. Watch a stream of the movie, dumbos.

>>385649649
For me it was Craig Harris' review of Other M.

>>385649869
I'm pretty sure it just looks like that at the beginning when she's in Kansas so the person who wrote that review didn't even get like 10 minutes into the movie.

>>385649993
>>385650037
>amerilards dont have costumer support
howling

>>385649719
Please tell me you are pretending to be this retarded

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>>385647947
The Arin Hansen "GOD I FUCKING HATE TUTORIALS AND DIALOGUE I'LL JUST SKIP THEM! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!" Effect in effect

>>385649972

So you live in an even poorer shithole than Europe?

>>385649530
Did you know we dreamed in black and white too?

>>385649978
thanks a lot

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>>385648075
>>385648530
>>385649719
>>385649869
>when the bait is too good

>>385649719
Enjoy being a silly ding dong.

>>385649121
>tfw Kansas in the 20s was literally as sepia as Oz depicts

Not even joking. Dust bowl nigga.

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Welcome to the cabinet of the grotesque.
Please enjoy our specimen.

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>>385650042
>SUDDENLY NOBODY WILL SYMPATHIZE WITH THE OP'S IMAGE IN THIS THREAD

>>385648885
To add to that, color television was a very new thing at that time, so seeing this one television if you had a color television was mind-blowing. From speaking to my father, it sounded like they showed Wizard of Oz on very frequently during this time.

>>385650086
The tutorial isn't even long, it's just one screen that tells you "press the magic button to shoot fireballs" and the thing about the ruby.
Also it's cropped out in that image but there's a very large and obvious staircase up to where the chest is right at the other side of that small bridge on "the beaten track".

>>385649869
>intensive purposes

heheh

>>385650076

our actors DO have wardrobe departments asshole

>>385650076
>costumer
Also I'm not American and even if I was I don't see how this comment makes sense in response to my post>>385649993

>>385650104
>tfw some people never dream in color
>tfw some people never dream with sound

So was at all really just a dream? I mean most of the important characters she meets in Oz are just reflections of people she knew in "real life" like that old bitch lady who wanted to kill her dog.

>>385650140
Yep. People who shit on the US government fail to realize the middle of the country was a Martian hellscape prior to the government fucking its shit up to stop that. Though they mainly did it because storms would periodically bury DC in dirt.

>>385650389
In the books Oz is a very real place

>>385650409
>Pouring liquid tons of milk straight into the ground
>Somehow stops the dust bowl

>>385650076
Please anon. Fabric stores, award shows, adult education, even a fucking union.

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Did you guys also know that before audio was a thing they'd just play Pink Floyd's Dark of The Moon on piano when the lion reared it's head the third time to roar in the picture shows?

I bet you guys didn't even know there was no sounds before the 1800s.

>>385650389
The characters she meets in the Land of Oz have real-life analogues in Kansas. It's not just a dream.

Watch Oz 2 or read the books for a better understanding.

>>385646636
>It gets good 20 minutes in
FUCK YOU

>>385650506
They planted a fuck-ton of trees and wrecked shit up in a grand fashion.

And we'll soon have to do it again or face the consequences of inaction. Good luck with that, though.

>>385649587
>tfw a newspaper comic steals your childhood thoughts
it's missing the part about how color disappeared from the world for a few years though

>>385649897
Did you just assume his continent?

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>>385650660
I bet you didn't even know Antonio Meucci invented the telephone.

>>385646636
>reviewer clarified in the comments that the movie never transitioned to color

>>385650767
It's not 20 minutes, is it?
I was more like 5 or 10 from what I remember

>>385650316
>tfw can't dream in 4k with surround audio without any dreamdrops
Feels bad

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I'm actually really disappointed that a bunch of newfags on /v/ haven't seen The Wizard of Oz.

Really makes you realize how shitposters happen. Didn't your parents show you the classics?

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>>385648993

I'd play a Wizard of Oz RPG

>>385651170
I've seen the cartoon series as a kid. Wasn't impressed.

>>385650719

You are confuting a couple different takes on Oz though. In the first movie Oz does not real, it is just her dream based on the people she knows in Kansas. In the movie Return to Oz, this "it was all a dream" view is the view taken by the villainous doctor who wants to cure her of her delusions, and Oz is portrayed as real, but with the twist that the doctor is double-cast as a villain in Oz, so it's never clear how real any of it was. In the books, however, Oz is unambiguously a real place to which Dorothy eventually permanently moves, ditching Kansas because I mean come on, compared to Oz it fucking sucks, and the narrative voice never suggests Oz or the surrounding lands to be a dream or in any way unreal.

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Did you know that women only want to steal your water?

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>>385646636
>one of the greatest platformers of all time
>6/10
This is why critics are useless

>>385650883
Welcome to games journalism. They play a few hours of a game and then shit on people with criticisms who have finished it.

This has always been the case.

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>>385647947
The same guy reviewed Ys Origin too

>>385651394
>tropical freeze
>one of the greatest platformers of all time
please, kaizo mario is harder than all DK games combined. let's not forget IWBTG too

>>385651208
It's pretty good just the controls are weird because it relies on touch screen to move.

>>385651364

>confuting
*confusing

>>385650591

That's something I've always wondered about that urban legend, sure they parrot that WoZ syncs with DSotM, but nobody ever explains at what point in the movie you start playing the album

>>385646636
It' s like buying Metal Gear Solid 2 for Snake.

Haha.

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>>385646636

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>>385646636

>>385651080
>tfw do this every night

lucid dream u loser.

>>385648662

Too many games to review. Your hobby becomes a job and it sucks the joy out of taking the time to learn a game. If a journalist can't learn a game within minutes then it's a bad game. No one wants to have to mess around with the controls, consult a FAQ/walkthough, or bother with a tutorial.

>>385651343

IMHO anyone who has any interest in fantasy stories should read the first three Oz books. They're easy as fuck to read because they're for stupid early 20th century kids so it won't take a minute, they're just kind of charming and weird and resonant without being full of modern fantasy cliche.

>>385651568
The consensus is third roar but some start earlier more based on preference I guess.

>>385651741
>>385651741

morrowbabbies rightfully btfo

>>385651343
There was a cartoon series?

>>385649719
>I don't know shit about movies
https://youtu.be/x6D8PAGelN8

>>385648662
You can find the shit reviewers pretty easily these days. lookup the doom review by kotaku.

>>385648959
No. You don't beat a track. You make it out of materials; its a structure, not an accident. A path gets "beaten" by people walking on it so much.

>>385651170
I'm not a burger so I couldn't, I read the books instead.

>>385646636
>>385648289
>>385648470
>>385648832
>>385648885
>>385648958
>>385649559
>>385649737
>>385649783
>>385649993
>>385650037
>>385650042
>>385650082
>>385650131
>>385651170
See>>385651170

>>385651492
(you)

>>385648889

This was pretty much every Left 4 Dead match my gf and I played together in. She loves the franchise but sucks at shooting and easily gets scared or panicked.

>>385651950
Of course
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_of_Oz_(TV_series)

Same people that made the Mario show I think

>>385650037
They're baiting. I refuse to believe that there are people who haven't seen the Wizard of Oz or don't realize that Kansas is depicted in black and white.

>>385649789
I think he thought somebody would be impressed that he knew what it stood for.

>>385652137
Shit, meant
See>>385650965

>>385648676
"Color" implies a spectrum

You can make grayscale bluescale but it's still monotone

Also it's brown because film is physical and it ages. They didn't shoot it with feces smeared on the lens

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http://www.ign.com/articles/2009/10/13/pokemon-mystery-dungeon-explorers-of-sky-review

>>385648889
>>385649836
>>385649363
Any competent console player can tell you this guy is just generally shit.

>Game gets a good review because it's from Nintendo

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>>385652137
Don't (You) me nigger, I'm in on the joke

>>385652281
He is, but that's still typical console shooter gameplay. Even at """high level""" console shooters still seem like they're aiming in slow motion without autoaim/assist.

>>385652163
are you seriously implying that tropical freeze is more difficult than kaizo mario and IWBTG? TOP KEK

>>385652329
Yeah well if it's from Nintendo it's guaranteed good.

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>>385652407
>Yeah well if it's from Nintendo it's guaranteed good.

>>385652362
(You)

>>385649836
Controller or not, he could at least try to aim for center mass instead of trying to shoot at their legs. Hell, you don't even need to shoot those assholes IIRC. Just punch and execute them. They're basically walking health kits.

>>385651208
You're in lack, bud. It's on DS and it's breddy gud.

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>That reviewer who complained about the game's abrupt ending, got called out for playing on easy mode, denied it, then quietly changed the review

What movies have you guys seen lately? How would /tv/ react to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz6jHTpi6zw

>>385651492
are you seriously so fucking moronic that you dont know the difference between a game being good and a game being difficult?

>>385652368
Hard =/= Good you absolute retard, especially shit like Kaizo Mario. Good job baiting me btw

>>385652509
The last 2 movies I've seen are Deadpool and Jay & Silents Bob Groovy Cartoon Movie.
I don't give a flying shit about what those imbeciles think.

>>385652239

Is this like 8th layer of bait now?

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>>385652484
I said STOP

>>385652541
Difficulty is the #1 metric used to measure how good a game is, you disgusting casual.

>>385652196
>>385651950
The anime was better.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wonderful_Wizard_of_Oz_(1986_TV_series)

>>385652660
(You)
This is the SECOND one

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>>385652660

(Thou)

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>>385651860
>>385651741
>game requires two hands
what the fuck is this reviewer a double amputee or something?

>>385652509
I haven't been to the movies in a while. Last time I went was on a date with a chick to see John Wick 2 which was pretty good

>>385652661
>Difficulty is the #1 metric used to measure how good a game is
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>385652754
What's really baffling is that two separate people bought the game expecting to play it with one hand and were upset enough about it requiring two to go and write a one-star Amazon review about it.

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>>385652764
>3DPD
go away normalfag

>>385652048
>burger
>reading
yeah the menu maybe

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>>385652819
u mad cuz bad

>>385652046
Your logic is retarded and all fucked up.

>>385652870
You must be a burger as well because you couldn't read a sentence long post.

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>>385651741
Have these people EVER played a PC game before? Like, are there even games outside of like Bejeweled and Facebook games that DON'T require both a mouse and keyboard?

>>385652950
You just called every game objectively shit son.

>>385652857

This is a stupid meme. Men aren't lusty dum dums that drop everything they're doing to pay attention to "attractive women doing sexy things"

>>385653086
VNs

>>385653039
god damn it

>>385652509
Last one I saw in theaters was Skull Island, and nothing else really caught my attention recently, theater-wise.

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>>385653113
>objectively

>>385652838
It seems statistically unlikely that they'd even meet, like how often do you meet a person with one hand or less?

>>385653086
Funny you'd post a Darkest Dungeon pic, a game which CAN be played with one hand

>>385651421
>weirdly excellent battle tracks

What the fuck does that even mean? That makes no sense. Is he too much of a faggot for the bitchin' guitar during the game's boss theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlSxN98y7Z4

>>385652521
Meh Click is alright but Grown Ups suck dick. Funny People was suprisingly cathartic and Reign Over Me is definitely a must watch because he's completely autistic and plays Shadow of The Collulu.

>>385652508
Give 3 examples.

>>385653173
>implying difficulty can be subjective
>no working game is actually hard
>ergo, every game is shit

>>385653086
What you literally just posted.

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>>385653361
I accept your concession.

>>385648993
Is the wizard of oz the first isekai?

>>385653532
Escape From Alcatraz is a personal favourite oldie

>>385653532
>What's the oldest movie you genuinely enjoyed?

Starship Troopers

>>385648075
>>385649719
The first scene is in black and white, then the film goes into color once Dorothy is in Oz, you stupid turd. It's famous for being one of the first major motion pictures filmed in color.

Have you seriously not seen The Wizard of Oz? That's just sad.

>>385653186
> One of those reviewers tries it
> "What are all of these numbers!?"
> "What are these dots I don't understand what they mean!"
> "Why does it keep getting darker!? I'm not adjusting the brightness on my screen!"
> "My clown was blighted? What does that mean?"
> "Why does the clown keep losing health just from walking!?"

I can't remember where the review was, and I've looked high-and-low for a while and have been unable to find it, however I'm pretty sure it was from gamespot and they later removed it.

It was a review of .hack//GU Vol. 1 and it was literally only a paragraph long, where they gave the game a 5/10 and it was painfully obvious they had only gotten through the prologue and played the tutorial dungeon. But even that doesn't make sense because they go on to complain about how the graphics and facials specifically during cutscenes look like "dreamcast graphics" which is just insane.

That's around the time when I started to totally disregard games "journalism"

>>385648662
Game "journalism" is a joke and only exists to sell people shit for the most part.

I just want a real critical discourse to happen, why is this so hard?

>>385653793
Are the .hack games worth a try?

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>>385653497
>being this casual

>>385652509
Hasn't happened yet, but i'm heading to see the Emoji Movie next weekend with some friends for the meme value

>>385653497
>he wants his sonichu amulet back, very very badly

>>385653659
This thread is making me sad

>>385652736
oh shit

>>385653625
Not Clint's best movie imo but it's alright.

>>385652509

Dunkirk and Baby Driver.

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>>385653532
HAIL HINKEL!

>>385652509
I could watch a baby eat it's own shit and /tv/ would call it kino.

Fuck those faggots.

>>385653532
Casablanca for both

>>385646636
IGN's "World Wide Soccer Manager 2009 / Football manager"

They gave it to some dude who has never played a manager game and complained:
>As far as traditional gameplay goes, there really isn’t any in Worldwide Soccer Manager 2009. Apart from managing your roster and coaching your team, there really isn’t anything to do at all. So, unless you really enjoy clicking on menu buttons, you’ll find your interaction with this game extremely disappointing.

ended up giving it a 2/10. (IGN later pulled the review and apologized)

>>385653532
I fap to Gone With The Wind while genuinely enjoying it so I guess that.

>>385653532
House of Wax (1953).

>>385653137
Are you fully aware how screwed up Japan is right now? Second highest IQ pop on the planet, near non-existent birthrate, a majority of their 20s and 30s men are virgins.

>>385654385
Why is his shirt wet?

>>385653361
Difficulty is absolutely subjective you retard

>>385653893
>there are only a small handful of people in the world confirmed for beating wizardry 4 without cheating
you ain't one of them :)

>>385653532
>old black and white movies

>>385654561
This. Hands down one of the best screenplays ever written. Watching it as a play is even better.

>>385652363
it's hard to aim, that's why you mostly focus on moving around and shooting when the aim fall on top of someone.

>>385654464

Dunno what anyone expects from IGN. They handed that new Double Dragon game to a reviewer that hated the beat-em-up genre.

>>385653532
The Tramp
I don't know what the oldest movie I fapped to was though

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>>385653532
I legit enjoyed The doll (1919)
It was just like my chinese cartoons

>>385654479
what do you fap to and why do you enjoy the movie?

>>385654602
Looks like he pissed himself. You know, Fuhrer stuff.

>>385654561
This is probably one of my favorite movies of all time and I've only seen it once. I should watch it again.

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>>385653532
1931

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>>385651170
>tfw would watch Toon heads, Tex Avery, and other old cartoons
>They have it on a different channel or something now.
>Only show that gets passed on is Tom and Jerry

>>385654861
Vivian Leigh is sexy as fuck and I watch it every Thanksgiving. Doesn't hurt I live close to it being a trailer trash white man.

>>385653554
Not really the first, because ancient myths and fairytales had protagonists travel to the realm of the gods, or the fey realm, or the underworld, or similar magical worlds.

It's probably the first and definitely the most culturally important modern version though.

>>385647947
Why the fuck would you put an item that is essential to progress away from the main dungeon path and in a semi visible chest? That's just shitty game design from the early 90's.

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>>385653532
and no, I'm not a communist

>>385654945
>when they kill him and leave him on the front step
>when Tony was watching it on The Sopranos and it's all about him being a momma's boy

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>>385653532
I think Bringing Up Baby is the oldest movie I'm watched and enjoyed.

SOMEWHERE

>>385653969
Charge your phone nigger

>>385653832
That's all any journalism is these days.

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>>385646636
>game gets good reviews because "I had fun" without describing anything else or what he finds fun

>>385655363
>when I was reading about Johnny Guitar and they said the director was being investigated against for being a communist because Joan Crawford was wearing a bright red scarf

They were paranoid as fuck

>>385652281
>console player
>competent
such thing exists? what a weird world we live in

>>385650965
>implying it wasn't damage control

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>>385650152
don't do yakuza kids

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>>385653532
Sometimes I'll just turn TCM on and not pay attention to the romantic movies but occasionally they play some great shit.

>>385648993
>>385651208
There is also this old one, not sure how it is though. Oh it's actually a trilogy but only the first one is in English.

>>385654812
This, they do that since forever, back when I listened their podcast I remember they would laugh about how they were sending the guy who hated musou games to review a musou game. Fuckers.

>>385654479
Is it the slapping scenes?

>>385655363

the FBI says otherwise pal

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>>385655882
Forgot pic. It's called Yellow Brick Road and it's by Synergy Interactive.

>>385653741
I tried to watch it once, but I dropped it 5 minutes in because it was black and white.

>>385651170
I used to get "angry" or "disappointed" in stuff like this, but it's more just interesting to me now. You'd think something that is so ingrained in our culture would have somehow made its way into these peoples' lives. Nothing to be upset about though.

>>385655640

This wasn't paranoia really. The FBI was specifically mad about It's A Wonderful Life because the antagonist is a rich banker who doesnt care about the poor and nearly drives the mc to suicide

>>385653497
He said "working" game

>>385653532
From memory the original Godzilla.

>>385653532
Citizen Kane. I enjoyed it.
Oldest movie I think is a masterpiece?
Casablanca.

>>385651421
Where does DSP post his written reviews?

>>385646636
I remember reading the review of the Resident Evil 2 port for Gamecube and the only reasons of why they gave the game a "5/10" was:

>because of the price it was sold
>the argument of "Its x year, the game now it feels aged even if its amazing!".

>>385655640
>They were paranoid as fuck
Well yeah. The guy in charge of that shit was a drunk asshole who enjoyed abusing his power.

>>385653532
oldest movie I've fapped to was Jason X, I don't usually jerk it to movies
That scene where Jason is in a holodeck basically and he finds two girls that take off their tops was pure kino

>>385653532
I can never get into movies from the 30s. They get too boring for me. Probably something subtle about it aging badly. I enjoy movies from 50s better.

Frankenstien and 12 Angry Men are my favorite oldest movies.

Never fapped to movies

>>385653086
>>385652754
/v/ being stupid as always.

it was a new concept. Using AWSD+QEZC to move the character and its viewpoint was common. Using a mouse was very weird at the time. An example of this was with that Aliens game on PlayStation that requires both analogs to move and look and people gave it shit for having weird controls.

>>385649789
>He thinks it is "an frequently asked questions"
You're stupid

>>385650968

No it really is like 20 min in. People forget how long she spends establishing life on the farm.

>>385651568
>>385650591

The real deal is Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite synced to Echoes.

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>>385652048
>reading books

>>385656640
Nigger fucking doom had mouselook options, primitive one, but they were there. Quake had mouselook as the standard controls and it released 7 years before Morrowind. Mouselook was the standard since the mid-90s. You're fucking retarded if you think the controls were awkward for the time.

>>385653554
Pretty sure A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court was first

>>385656640
>using a mouse in first person games was uncommon/weird in 2002
lol right

>>385656712
>I'm a FBI agent

>>385653532
Who's afraid of virgina wolfe

>>385657008
>>385656931
PC wasn't a big fuckin market/audience like it is now fuckwads. O

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>>385656640
>mouselook was a new concept in 2002

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>watching old movie
>character says something like "one day, when we're really old..." or "we all die someday"
>instantly reminded that decades have passed and actor is now really old/dead
>thoughts about the passing of time and my own mortality ruin rest of movie

>>385657153
lmao this is just getting better

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>>385653532
Why did women back then look so much differnt? They had nice facial structure and feminine bodies. Even tits were different.

Now all we have are skeletors and blobs with saggy tits and manly faces

>>385657153
Nigger this is like complaining about a PS2 controller being designed for using two hands
At what point in time was one-handed controls ever the standard for any action-based game?

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>>385648662

>>385657328
Well part of it stems from the fact that they literally manipulated the footage of all women in movies and tv. They intentionally placed a soft blur on women to make them glow and appear prettier.

>>385655826
>TCM
Great taste, anon

>>385653532
Snow White is from 1937, two years before Mr Smith Goes to Washington and Wizard of Oz

>>385657381
This triggers me so hard you dont even know it

>>385657570
I miss Robert Osborne and that prick Ben Manckiewitz can suck my dick.

>>385657328
For one thing they were more selective about only hiring attractive actresses.

>>385657539
This. The better the definition of your video, the harder it is to hide blemishes. The proper solution would be to introduce homelier women and to stop trying to sell perfect women as the only thing shown in the media; Instead, they doubled down on making women appear perfect on screen, so you have full-time anorexics and wannabe models on the bit parts instead of finding people who can act.

>>385657328
Also less shitty processed food.

>>385653532
Alien
Alien

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>>385646636
how in the fuck do you not know about the Wizard of Oz?

>>385656873
I CAME

>>385653532
Shichinin no Samurai in b4 weeb

Private Teacher

>>385647947
Reading reviews like this is why I am happy I have a blog to write whatever the fuck I want without consequence from adverts.

>>385657803
not to get all /pol/ here but they need to stop doubling down on putting ugly women in movies as a "fuck" you to beautiful women (hello ghostbusters) and start just getting nice-to average looking women who can act really well

>>385647947
what game is this?

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>>385648889

>>385650152
I take Tia, obviously.
Have you ever seen how that bitch can suck a dick?

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>>385649789
what does dinge even mean, I never heard it, and I'm pretty sure that dict.cc is trolling me right now

>>385658371
Ys, don't know which one.

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>>385658625

>>385653554
nah a bunch of people in the old days would hire painters/writers to make them be the heroes in greek/roman legends

>>385658371
>>385658631
Ys: The Oath in Felghana

>>385658434
Honestly with console aiming, I usually just aim in the general direction of the enemy and just move the character into position. How consolefags defend analog stick aiming is beyond me.

>>385658896
It just takes more skill. Console players aren't afraid of some extra challenge I guess.

>>385658896
They defend it because auto aim does everything for them, which it needs to for the games to be playable.
Oh and don't forget when people say that mouse aiming is better that they than twist that into saying that aiming on a controller requires more skill.

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>>385653532
Oldest movie Fritz Lang's Metropolis.
I never fapped to a movie.

>>385648718
Fuck Daemon Hatfield. How the fuck do you get a guy that hates the Wii to do Wii reviews?

>>385656712
Acronyms are treated as being read as the name of each letter. So "an FAQ" is correct because it's read "an eff ayy kyoo". If you read acronyms as the full non-shortened term it defeats the point of an acronym in the first place.

>>385647947
To be fair none of the Ys games are good

>>385653532
the first star wars

>>385659014
It doesn't take more skill, it just has a lower skill ceiling.

>>385650591
hey anon where would I go to fuck this clown

asking for a friend

>>385653532
Seven Samurai

I watched it for its historical value to filmmaking and storytelling, but it really does hold up today

>>385659341
>Acronyms are treated as being read as the name of each letter.
Please look up what an acronym actually is.

>>385659353
scratch that it's The longest day

>>385648889
The person who posted this footage was not the reviewer for the game.

>>385659476
>honk
>honk
>honk
>honk
>HONK
>HONK
>HONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
>HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNK
>...
>*sprays joke flower*

>>385653532
The Caine Mutiny. Watching Humphrey Bogart play a Naval commanding officer who is literally autistic is always a good time.

>>385653532
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

>>385650883
Man, ME3's ending was probably the first time game critics really struck back against their readers, and shit has not been the same since -- nor will it ever be the same.

>>385653532
12 angry men

>>385659839
how is it ? i heard it's pretty good

>>385659891
You should watch it.

>>385659971
ok

>>385659891
i imagine a lot of people wouldn't have the patience for it, but yes it's pretty good

>>385650883
To this day it still pisses me off that they ignored the fact that what we wanted was an ending that wasn't 3 shades of dogshit, not a super happy "everyone lived happily ever after" ending.

>>385653532
Probably some 80s action movie. Lethal Weapon or hard boiled or some shit. Not the biggest fan of movies.

>>385660089
I can't imagine anyone not having the patience for it. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

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>>385655326
Why the fuck wouldn't you explore the entire dungeon before taking on the boss?

>>385659761
you fapped to the lesbians?

>>385652046
animal tracks are a thing you know

>>385657328
Facial structure comes from less drinking and smoking during pregnancy.

>>385660606
Well who doesn't wack it to lesbians?

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>>385655326
Why would you go straight to the boss instead of exploring the dungeon first? That guy just shows the problem with most games journalists and why their opinions don't matter in the slightest:

They usually just rush through games as quickly as possible on an easy difficulty setting and they don't have any more knowledge of games than the average person.

>>385653532
Disney's Robin hood

Also Disney's Robin hood

>>385654561
Which of the 12 Angry Men are you /v/? Baseball fan that gives no shits and just wants to get out of there reporting in.

>>385653532
Off the top of my head, probably City Lights.

>>385650883
Game "reviewers" were always shit but that may had been the first time they came together to push the narrative a publisher fed them.

>>385662098
Didn't see the second part. Oldest movie fap would probably be Saturday Night Fever if we aren't counting actual porn.

>>385650816
Wait, you actually believe the world was black and white? Are you retarded?

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>>385646636
>LOL that's funny because the movie starts off in B/W then goes color XDDD I'm so smart for having watched an old classic movie LMAO
you're all fags

>>385649587
>tfw you actually lived though the switch from black and white to color TV
When I was a kid and our family was the first house in our neighborhood to get a color TV, that shit blew my fucking mind.

I'm getting way too old for this board.

>>385662519
It's a fair assumption and that specific example isn't the point of the thread anyway, fag.

>>385659058
I never had auto aim turned on in any game and I've been playing on consoles since SNES. At least make an effort the next time you want to shit on the platform.

Mouse aiming is better for viewers watching some tournament because it gives you more precision in less time. I personally enjoy playing on gamepad more since it doesn't matter when your enemies are npcs or other players using the exact same hardware.

>>385662718
>I never had auto aim turned on in any game
Bullshit, even if you disable it in menus (if you even can) it still is enabled for the most part because gamepad aiming without any kind of assist is plain unplayable.

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>>385659476
Mexico

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>>385662659
>I'm getting way too old for this board.
Probably. But as a little kid I remember when my family switched from pic related to a wall-mounted Plasma flatscreen. That was quite the change, and at the time that new tv costed like $5000 whereas nowadays, if you can even still find them being sold, a plasma tv might only run you a few hundred.

>>385662718
Most console shooters have your aim gravitate towards the nearest target on top of the gameplay being slow as shit.

>>385662659
Are you 50 or something?

>>385649121
>>385649406

America was better before brown people showed up

>>385662659
do you have grandkids?

>>385663427
>better
It was always shit

>>385662972
>>385663095
I had no auto aim in Uncharted, Metal Gear Solid V, inFAMOUS Second Son, The Last of Us and that's only this generation of games. I played Killzone Shadow Fall a long time ago but I don't remember it having auto aim either.

>>385663523
Wrong

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https://archive.fo/JRD3F
https://archive.fo/LWX43
You will never be this pettily mad at the existence of a video game.

>>385654010
Word of advice for you. Before you go see it, get really stoned. And I mean really, almost passing out, stoned.
Its such a bad movie that I doubt the english language can covey how bad it is.

>>385663594
There is still aim assist turned on in all of those games however, without some kind of assist they would play way worse.
I think you just don't understand how the assists affect the aiming and so think you don't have it.

>>385652509
Erin Brockovich and The Seventh Seal.
Both were good.

>>385654632
Define cheating. Because if resetting during combat was counted as that, then nigger no one ever legit beat wizardry.

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Is this one of those threads where there are people trolling and people pretending to be trolled in order to troll the trollers?

>>385665362
Probably looking up the solution to the puzzles.

>>385655272
No, the most culturally relevant one today would still be Alice in Wonderland.

>>385665724
I can somewhat understand that. Few would have the patience to go through that shit stage by stage dealing with the horrid rng.

>>385658434
>N64 game

lol

>>385663427
So never?

>>385666407
If "beat the game" means "get the true ending" then the real surprise is that anyone did it at all because the devs clearly didnt want anyone to do that.