Can we have a healslut thread?

>>385646360
>I need healing

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>>385646360
>tfw no healslut gf to do this with

>>385646360
>healslut
>Created by Laurawn
did this "Laura" used to be a "Larry"?

some questions about savage:

its my first time doing savage so I'm not used to the looting system. how do you get two chests?
if no one has got his loot this week yet or if no one has killed the boss yet?

also, why would people do "no chest"-runs? does the book drop every time?

>>385646360
lel omfg I thought she was a dragon dildo when I glanced past this thread in the catalog XD

>>385646662
Laura is fat obviously

Laura also gives incredible head, because she's fat.

>>385646671
For two chests everyone in your group needs to have not cleared for the week. Books are only once a week.

>>385646925
kek XD

>>385647020

so why are people doing no chests runs then?

kinda seems like no matter what I do, I'll end up gagging on cock

>>385646662
With no doubt whatsoever

>tank died
>gag on his lifeless cock

man, healers are weird.

>>385647168
Probably to help a friend get their page or first clear so they can get into no bonus parties.

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>>385646925
I wonder what your subconscious is trying to tell you, Anon.

>thought healsluts were a joke
>tank a dungeon some time ago
>healer keeps whispering me different worded compliments and thanks after each few clears
>after a few more dungeons she just starts trading me all of her silver after selling the loot
>starts asking me to make her gather resources for me every day
>do this for a week and collect the stuff
>started to feel guilty so I just blocked her

How can people exist like this who enjoy being a doormat? I don't understand.

>>385647608
she just wanted to be your friend

>>385647608
She fat and experiences rejection and crippling isolation in her real life.

You should have let her indulge her desires to serve. Probably could have convinced her to move into your house and suck your dick if you played your cards right famalam.

>>385646360
>Tfw get off on being a submissive bottom healbitch
>Find these games retarded at worst, poorly thought out at best
Why would you effectively reward yourself for fucking up? Also, plugs and remote controlled toys work for these way better since they don't impact your performance so much.

>>385647861
>Why would you effectively reward yourself for fucking up?
Have you ever played a drinking game?

The point of drinking/sex games is to have fun. Losing is winning.

>>385647270
it says DPS. Learn to read.

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>>385647608
Because giving up control completely can give positive psychological benefits as well as a sense of purpose in life - to live for someone else. Try it some time, you might like it.

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any women here that want to do this sort of shit with me?

>>385647861
Sounds like you are in a perfect position to make a better game, then. What would it look like?

>>385648490
>women
>/v/

>>385648490
I'm a kind of woman ^_^v

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>>385648610
it was worth a try.

>>385648490
You can't suck a woman's dick, idiot

>>385648068
Fun is subjective though, and if you only expose yourself to positive experiences, then they don't stand out as much any more. Plus there's a whole D/s potential angle to this and pleasure denial would work infinitely better, since it actually would strive you to do better in-game and also seek out pleasure, which is two birds with one stone.

Then there's the whole clumsiness factor of trying to actually play the game while sucking on a rubber dong. Why not enhance the experience instead of obstructing it?

>>385648696
>doesn't know about the other kind of heal slutting.
Get informed faggot, and move on from this thread.

>>385648670
one day someone will suck your dick, but not today.

>>385648386
>to live for someone else. Try it some time, you might like it.

That's fine, but I don't see how that works if all you're getting back is apathy or punishment. Real humans make compromises and give and take. Someone who just wants to give to others isn't a human, that's like below being a dog.

>>385647860
>Probably could have convinced her to move into your house and suck your dick if you played your cards right famalam.

I don't really have a need for people who most likely can't even take care of themselves.

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>>385648702
>Then there's the whole clumsiness factor of trying to actually play the game while sucking on a rubber dong
What is the best ersatz penis for simulated fellatio?

Inquiring minds want to know

>>385648696
oH yeah?!

>>385648609
I'd probably corroborate it with others because something that's made that way is better!

For starters oral toys take your attention away from the screen too much. Turning vibrations down when you're doing poorly in-game, turning them up when you're doing well (assuming you don't have a partner who orders the settings), using the commendations either as permission to cum or n of comms = n of minutes you have to edge for.