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Are you going to play Hellblade /v/?

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Are you going to play Hellblade /v/?
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry's Dev

Fuck off.
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>>385646265
>play
if by play you mean the play button
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Ninja Theory did not make Devil May Cry, Team Little Devils of Capcom Production Studios 4 made it. What is this shoddy headline?
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry dev
Fuck You
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DmC was a good game, but this new one looks awful.
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>>385646372
it was the best game in the series
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FUCK YOU
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very unlikely, the devs are going for something "atmospheric" in their own words so that sounds to me like lots of cinematic influences
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>>385646265
>Ninja Theory

nope.

Heavenly Sword was meh
Enslaved was meh
DmC was an abortion
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>>385646718
(You)
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>>385646732
>>385646635
This will never stop being funny.
I miss those threads
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>>385646770
>Heavenly Sword was meh
Shit just seemed like a tech demo.
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>didn't say DmC
Fuck you
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>>385646265
Isn't this game going to cost $30 on release?
Looks like a no in my book
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No because, and this is a rather fun fact, the director saying that games don't have to be fun in reference to this game.
So expect 70% walking 20% action and about 10% credits.
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>>385646956
>No because, and this is a rather fun fact, the director saying that games don't have to be fun in reference to this game.
So expect 70% walking 20% action and about 10% credits.
Didn't look fun, now I know why.
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>>385646895
>Fuck you
No, fuck you.
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry dev
This must be how "the Dark Souls of Persona Games" feels to SMT fans.
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No.
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>>385646265
>when your best game is Kung Fu Chaos
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They just had to add a subtitle which makes the game seem like third party shovelware, though that's exactly what it is so okay I guess.
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Is there gameplay?
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>>385647143
I forgot they made that.
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So where's the gameplay? I'm digging the aesthetic and the fact that it's not full price.
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>>385646265
Most people seem to think it's another generic third person action game or hack n' slash but from what I've seen

> psychotic main character with the voices in her head talking to us
> "puzzles" involving her visual hallucinations
> Nordic but also celtic mythology
> More than 50% of the game doesn't involve combat.

I'll play it, for once we don't have a generic strong female protagonist in a generic setting.
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>>385646630
They made the shitty remake retard
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>>385647541
> More than 50% of the game doesn't involve combat.

as we learned from DmC, combat is not their strong point
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Not in a million years
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>Gone gold
>first ive ever even heard of it

Im sure this will be a success.
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>>385646265
The voices constantly commenting on what you're doing are too annoying, I'll pass.
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>>385647143
it's actually the Enslaved add-on Pigsy's Perfect 10
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>>385647913
I remember hearing it a couple years after DMC when I looked up their Wikipedia page.
Then me and time forgot about it.
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>>385646770
Even with those shitty loops, DmC was better than those two games from combat points
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>>385648115
and yet could not hold a candle to DMC4 despite their claims
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>>385648000
Literally the only redeeming factor is dat sick nigbass voice. Shame the gameplay looks like absolute ass.
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>has the same weird thing where protagonist is talking to the camera while it rotates like in from heavenly sword.

yeah this is going to be bad, from the dev videos I've seen gameplay/combat are taking a backseat this time, their previous games where always going for movie shit but it at least had a competent combat system, this one favors atmosphere and walking around solving simple schizophrenia puzzles and that's it.
I don't know why Sony has a hard on for these types of games. They're barely games and have very little replay value because the Gameplay is so thin and scripted events dominate the game, highly controlled areas remove experimentation. I don't know why there's an obsession of wanting to "elevate muh medium, muh more than just games" if it's just going to be something that's stops being a game and more of an interactive film, a mediocre one that wouldn't stand on its own if it was an actual film.
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>>385648193
Nope.

The only thing DmC beats 4 on is some of the enemies are more interesting visually and the environments in Limbo are better than the rehash shit we got in 4.
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>>385646265
Gameplay looked good, graphics very nice but game will probably last just a few hours (3 to 6h) as they mostly hinted and priced the game lower than retail.
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>>385647825
That's why I find it stupid that people somehow know they will fuck this up when it's not even the same genre as their past games.

The combat system must be quite different, I heard there's a sort of permadeath system where you have a mark on your body that spread with each death and when it reaches the heart or something like that it's game over.
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o-oy vey
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>>385648454
shut it down
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>>385646890
TWING TWANG
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>>385648454
seems like Ninja Theory already has the bribes flowing if they can ban people trying to tell the truth of their false marketing
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>>385648454
It's not the first time they've done this sort of thing, when they were talking about Itsuno's secret project they, like most people, theorized it could be DMC but posted a image of DmC as the banner instead, they got a lot of heat for that.
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Good old times we had
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What happened to their retarded looking mobile game?
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Bigger
Dick
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>>385649457
>y'all'dve
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>>385647752
It was called Devil may Cry, or DmC, in order to distinguish itself from the original series. Claiming that they're DMC devs is false advertising, and goes against the very reason that they used a lower-case m.
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Post some DmC
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>>385649627
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>>385649873
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry's Dev.
Ninja Theory trying hard to be relevant.
Also OP. No. thousand times no.
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>>385647541
>> More than 50% of the game doesn't involve combat.
And for once, I'm okay with this. Might pick it up when it's in a humble bundle/humble monthly 6 months after release.
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>>385650013
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>>385650716
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>watch actual game play trailer
>the combat is slow as fuck
>It feels like just an qte even at some point
>check comments
>all the top ones are saying that the combat is fucking good.
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>>385648335
The Idea of Limbo was interesting.
I would say it's too bad they didn't manage to actually make it interesting but that would imply I had any interest in Ninja theory in the first place.
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Has Ninja Theory done something remotely interesting?
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>>385646265

Never played one of Tameme's games and I'm not about to start now.
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>>385646265
>Female protagonist
>Ugly as funk

Yeah 90% chance the gameplay is trash just like every AAA game made in the west in the past 5 years.
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>>385646265
Probably someday. Seems gimmicky enough to give it a try. Hell it's gimmicky by basis of being a NT game.
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>>385646770
>baby difficulty
>WOOOOOW ITS SO EASY
try doing this on dante must die i dare you
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>>385653065
>baby difficulty

do you have any proof?
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Can we stop pretending? DMC4 > DmC anyday of the year.
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>>385653993
It's only the trolls who pretend
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>>385646265
I'll play it, because they could probably do something nice on their own if they tried, but they were hamstrung by having to appeal to both crowds with DmC, a game that should never have happened in the first place.
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>>385650858
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>>385646265
Obviously Ninja Theory had nothing to do with DMC, and it's even nebulous to give them credit for DmC considering how much they had to be babysat by Capcom.
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>>385646265

Can someone explain to me how games go gold these days? like I thought it had to get x amount of sales and x amount of reviews?
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>>385654174
>they could probably do something nice on their own if they tried
They have tried
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>>385654372
"Going gold" means final copies of the game have been made for retail stores and digital stores to receive, it's not about how much it sold or anything.
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I've been following the dev diaries so i'm really curious how it will turn out in the end.
Their other original IP Enslaved was pretty alright.
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>>385654485
here's the joke, this mess is digital only
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>>385654372
No, "going gold" means they finished making the game (patches notwithstanding) and it's ready to be put on the market for consuption.
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How is Ninja Theory still in business? They haven't made single good game
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>>385654372
Means they sent the final version to a disc press/sony's psn store.
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>>385654485
>>385654619

Ah I see, thanks.
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Sorry
I don't play or support SJW game.
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>>385646265
Depends, how Shakespearean is this game?
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>>385655230
The fuck do these people see? "She" looks like a retard teenager dude.
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The best part of DmFY was all the Devil May Orb threads and other hexedits
That one gif of Agnus never gets old
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>>385656569
>That one gif of Agnus never gets old
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>>385656731
Many thankings, my friend
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>>385648308
>Elevate mug medium
That is just a stupid marketing gimmick for those who don’t consider themselves as autistic gamer, and justify their shitty taste through muh movie-game.

There is no obsession, no elevation. They are just marketing their products toward the mass audience.
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>>385655230
>i don't want my videogame character looking like a videogame character

am i'm missing something here? the fuck? why is this your hobby then
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>Tameem "No Fun" Antoniades
Fuck you.
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Preordered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFhzVtHwJjA
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>>385656913
Same as the whole it's too videogamey shit. The more realistic videogames look, the more we'll see that line of thinking, that videogames that look real need to treat everything as real.
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>>385646770

Enslaved was actually alright, they had really good cutscenes. Whoever was in charge of their character animation during the cutscenes was on top of his shit but everything else was mediocre.

I agree on the other two.
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>>385657174
>real life model is really beautiful
>in game model looks mannish and ugly
>western game development
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5nEPrSMyM

DmC on "hardest" difficult.
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Is she the new Sera?
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>>385657758

ninja theory made best girl tho
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>>385646265
>august 8

jesus, that soon?
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>>385657612
The first DMC is more responsive and impressive than this garbage.
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>>385657887
Fuck I loved Enslaved, still hurts that we'll never get more.
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>>385646265
A MOVIE?
A MOVIE I CAN PLAY?
WOW ITS LIKE IM REALLY IN A MOVIE?
WATCH A MOVIE? FUCK THAT, IM A GAMER!!!! DARK SOULS DUDE, LAST OF US!!!!
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I'll probably pirate it
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>>385653251
>Dodge something in Bayonetta: Time freezes and you do tons of bonus damage.
>Dodge something in Dmc: you do tons of bonus damage.
Why is one ok, but not the other?
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>>385657469
>what are angles
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>>385646265
I'm sure I eventually will, but not until it's like $5 or (more likely) part of some bundle.

I am interested in it. This is their first big-budget independent game. I hope it's good.
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>>385658493
play vidya for once in your life and find out
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If it didn't have the DMC name you would have all liked it.
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>>385646265
more like smellblade. this game stinks!
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>>385658678
it would of been forgotten after like 1-2 months
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>>385658493
Getting Witch Time in Bayonetta and smacking an enemy around a little bit doesn't maximize your combo multiplier, which is the closest equivalent Bayo has to DMC's style meter, the thing you can see being butchered in that webm. Dodging one attack and using million stab is an S? That's broken, it isn't about the damage. You're always able to shit out tons of damage in these games.
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>>385658493
What do you mean? They're both shit games, but Bayonetta atleast has some good ideas how to do combat
But still PG can't do it good, sadly
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>>385651820
>The Idea of Limbo was interesting.
Literally stolen from Bayonetta
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>>385658678
No we wouldn't. Go to bed, Tameme.
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>>385658678
If it had the Heavenly Sword name on it I would have said it was at least more functional than the original
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>>385658678
I find the environmental and audio design hideous and irritating, so no, I don't think I would have been compelled to pick the game up or tolerate it if it was anything else.
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>>385658531
>what are angles

So use them?
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Will try a demo if available or wait until I see the actual gameplay
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Nah.
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>>385659117
Which is why I said it was interesting but not well made.
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Yeah can't wait for this game. Content cucks and the """hardcore""" crowd will ensure it does terribly overall though. Really liked Enslaved and DmC. Played Heavenly Sword briefly when it was relevant but it never clicked with me. Maybe I'll try it again.
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>>385652130
Nope. Everything they have made has been repulsive, stupid, and damaging to other franchises.
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>>385660002
>Content cucks
???
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>>385646265
Oh shit I didn't kamiya was working on a new game already. Oh wait he's not.
Must be referring to itsuno. No wait, he hasn't revealed anything.

I wonder what they could have meant by that headline.
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>>385660002
I'm sure this will click with you.
It's heavenly sword but far less game attached.
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>>385646265
I'll get it on PS4 Pro. Looks like they are at least taking advantage of it.

http://www.hellblade.com/official-trailer-ps4-pro-support/

I can never get the piss filter off of the PC version of Enslaved and I'd rather not get a repeat of that.
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>>385658678
Then it would have lacked the months and months of DMC fans getting portrayed as whiny babies who were upset about hair color.

Why were journalists so up in this game's ass, anyways? This is the game that had a pregnant woman shot by a sniper rifle, and I didn't see any WOW HOW PROBLEMATIC IS THIS articles, I saw reviewers sucking this game's dick.
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>>385660336
My problems with Heavenly Sword were how lose and sloppy everything felt (remember though, I played it 9 years ago), and the "turret" sections didn't help either.

I'm sure combat will be scarce but it at least looks tightened up.
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>>385660750
>Why were journalists so up in this game's ass, anyways?
Money
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>>385660674
The piss filter would be worse on console retard. You just didn't use sweetfx.
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And it's 60fps on PC for those who care (losers).
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>>385660750
Liberals love abortion though you know this??
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>>385658678
No, it would've just been another Dante's Inferno, which wasn't very good, either.
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry dev's
Fuck game journalism. Bring back gamergate.
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>>385658678
No, it's still fairly garbage.
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>>385661047
Dante's Inferno was more entertaining in its schlock factor. DmC took itself way too seriously.
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wait ninja theory is ALREADY bribing sites AGAIN?
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>>385660883
Yeah.
Because ninja theory is known for tight gameplay.
Imbecile.
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry dev
That article can't be real, right?
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>>385660952
Yeah I bet Capcom was REALLY bribing people over fucking DmC.

I think it was more of a way to just talk down to people who were legit fans of the series. Ever since Mass Effect 3, journalists love doing that shit.
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>>385658678
have you seen the gameplay, it is like a dumbed down version of the order 1886.
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>>385659565
No, my point is that she looks good from some angles and bad from others.
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>>385661342
Tamtam spilled the beans on the bribes himself dummy.
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>>385657174
>We need to make our character look more "realistic"
>*uses beautiful woman as a model then proceeds with turning her into a hideous monstrosity*
>There, this character we based on a real person's appearance now looks more like a real person!
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>>385661251
Every button press in Enslaved and DmC corresponded to exactly what I wanted to do unlike Heavenly Sword where it appeared to be a grab bag.
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>>385661195
yes
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>>385646770
this

such a garbage studio
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>>385646770
>>385653065
>played the Definitive Edition on Nephilim
>still has the same problems as original
>still rekt Vorgil in his gay hat wearing,AWP weilding ass
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>>385646265
I like what I've seen.
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>>385646265
Let me guess
>Fantasy girl with red hair
>Big brutish guy
>blah blah blah i'm cool whatever fuck you story
>Andy serkis
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Just got out of prison so I'm still catching up on the news but this does look pretty bad desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb-RH2b8ac4
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>>385646265

"No."
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>>385646265
Reminder that DmC was a decent and solid game.
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>>385663047
So decent and solid that Capcom have disregarded it.
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>>385663047
If it didn't ruin the DMC characters and setting I would have no qualms with it. As a game I love it, it's just Donte and the hamfisted "muh media/government is evil" nonsense that makes it cringey and irritating.
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>>385663047
If it was released in 2004 maybe.
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How does NT still find work? Who funds their shit? Their last 3 games or so all underperformed
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>>385663168
Like Capcom disregarded DMC4
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>>385658240
>that character design
fuck maybe i should give this game another shot. i really like the aesthetic
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>>385646265
lol no
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>>385660952
>it's the same thing but edgy!
At least they can admit that much, though they don't understand why that's shit
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>>385663335
which is why they pushed for DMC4SE after 8 years :^)
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>>385663047
>Reminder that DmC was a decent and solid game.

to who? Casuals?
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Yes i already loved heavenly sword that game was fucking great
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>>385657174
why the fuck does every game dev need to base their character off a real life person now?
im tired of seeing benedict cumberbatch, mads mikellsen, and all the no names they scan in games
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>>385664871
because they wanna have the characters "feel" realistic
fuck having good design and artstyles nowadays, we gotta get "real" with vidya now, because reasons
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>>385646770
That costume in the webm is one of the top 2 Dante costumes in the series
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Remember remember the bribes of december
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>>385655230
Neogaf is a pit of goddamned sycophants.
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>>385665838
and pedos
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>>385648335
I'd give DmC one more for a designated dodge button and the ability to dodge in any direction which is the ONLY thing it has in the gameplay department
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry's dev
Holy shit I'm legitimately triggered by that.
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>>385666115
Did this ever go through?
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>>385657317
I'm kinda mad that Andy Serkis hasn't done more video games.

Guy has a real passion for motion capture although I get why he's sticking with movies
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>>385663047
If you have absolutely no standards, maybe. As an action game, not even looking at is as a successor to DMC, but just as a standalone action game, it's painfully mediocre. The options that your character has access to are poorly balanced, largely redundant, and boring, the enemies are lifeless and never interact with the player in any interesting ways, and the only way to derive any kind of challenge from it is by slapping a bunch of retarded artificial modifiers on it like "you can only damage enemies when you have an S rank." On top of that, the game undermines it's own central gameplay pillars through some truly awful decision making. It wants you to vary your weapon and move selection to raise your style meter, but gives you enemies that restrict you to a quarter of your moveset. It wants you to replay missions on successively higher difficulties, but bloats the levels with nonsense like scripted chase sequences, walking segments, and actual unskippable cutscenes that kill any potential replay value. It encourages you to master the mechanics to score high ranks at the end of missions, but the ranking system is so lenient and easily abusable that it removes any sense of accomplishment. It wants to promote a more fluid, free-form combat style with the player going smoothly from enemy to enemy, so the manual lock-on was removed, but then forces you to use specific attacks on specific enemies and punishes you harshly if you make a mistake, and even the added lock-on in DE doesn't address the other problems that came as a result of this, like an entire button being taken up by the launcher. It wants to make the gameplay more accessible to newcomers, but the control layout is cumbersome and noticeably less efficient than any noteworthy action game released in the past 15+ years. And all of that is without getting into how shit the story/cutscenes/characters/dialogue are.

tl;dr: it's actually a bad game, not just "bad as a DMC game" or whatever.
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>>385646265
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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>>385646265
Not interested

Looks like 6/10 wanna be AAA; damage sponge enemies, bland environments, mash X to slice during slowmo
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>>385646265

no, the gameplay looks shit.
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>>385657887
fuck this was so impressive on a 360

the facial modelling and animation was some of the best of the gen
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>>385658240
what the fuck more do you want out of the story? it ended perfectly what else could they do?
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>>385667272
I'M YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT
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She's a rape/abuse victim that is mentally ill and the entire game is in her head.
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>>385657232
Man I fucking hate Neogaf. They embody everything wrong with the modern video game industry.
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>>385667112
Ive never seen anyone defend the game in as much detail. Your wasting your time trying to reason with them.
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>>385655230
The bottom one looks like Poussay from orange is the new black
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>>385668409
good thing that NeoGAF is always wrong on everything

they are the Michael Patcher of forums
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>>385662837
What did you do anon
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry dev

That actually kinda hurt, wow.
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>DMC is too "anime", according to Tameem
>DmC's DLC was literally a season of shounen anime
>Probably just a coincidence, but even somewhat resembled Bleach
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DmC was a beautiful time for /v/
>the tragically false Vorgilsaurus leak
>"Shakespearian"
>the brokeback mountain shit
>the bribes
>the motherfucking sniper rifle abortion
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>>385669839
>mfw that 9/10 review that was accidentally released before reviewer copies were actually sent to reviewers
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>>385669839
>Vorgilsaurus
cock-juggling anal jester
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>>385669568
Let's not forget "DMC's Unlikely Hero" and "The Savoir of Gaming"

I will never understand why Burgers get so excited whenever someone copies Japan.
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>>385657317
>Enslaved was actually alright, they had really good cutscenes
>but everything else was mediocre.
So this is why video games are like movies now
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>>385646770
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken i even forgot this game.
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>>385669839
>baby tears were fake
>but the game managed to one-up the rumor with squirrel semen
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preordered it and fucked my mom, going to be great when i hang myself and cut my balls off
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>>385662837
>this gameplay

What the hell is this game even trying to do? It's too fast to be Dark Souls but too clunky and slow to be Ninja Gaiden. It's got the desaturated ugliness and obtrusive cutscenes of a AAA game but apparently it's supposed to be a budget title?

What's the appeal of this?
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>>385646265
Not in a million years.
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>>385670725
It was fucking amazing.
>mfw I thought people were bullshitting about the sniper abortion at first
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>>385662837
That camera positioning is a travesty.
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry dev
Fuck off.
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>>385647081
>Dante is not a corny cartoon character who spouts nonsense one liners
>Dante is an edge lord teenager with autism who takes himself too seriously
This explains a lot.
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>melee combat
>over the shoulder camera limiting your field of vision

Holy shit, who thought this was a good idea?
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>>385670725
There was that theory floating around that the leak was legit, and NT scrambled to change the last few chapters after said leak came out. As much as the pacing changes in those last chapters, I can believe it.
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>>385668534
Kek, you're right.
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https://youtu.be/TyUArTDYYVc

The best thing to come from this game.
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>>385646265
>Google
>Watch Gameplay Trailer
>It looks terrible

Get this shit out of here, fucking a m8.

It's like they took the new God of War camera but removed any semblance of fun or enjoyable combat.
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>>385671456
Isn't that the exact same thing they did with the newest god of war?
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>>385672449
QUE TE JODAN
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Daily reminder
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>>385673408
Go back to /jp/ you nigger.
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>>385646265
Devil May Cry instead of DmC

Full damage control uh
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>>385647081
TETSUOOOOOOO
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>>385673665
Every single time.
I feel kinda bad for Garland, honestly.
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>>385673926
Oh my god that looks so retarded.
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>>385646265
looks bland and generic as fuck. Not really sure who AAA games are marketed towards anymore.
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>>385674254
NT's games have never had the mass appeal that most AAA games do.
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>>385674182
I actually enjoyed the movie, but the ending with the fucking awkward found footage shit didn't work at all.

i even liked the edgelord character
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>>385674795
I'm never going to watch this so could I get a quick rundown?
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>>385646265
>Devil May Cry dev's
Is there any industry more scummy that game journalism? They will do literally anything for (View)'s
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>>385675175

Video game journalism is a pathetic profession for a pathetic hobby, you can't expect people who dedicate their professional lives to writing articles about murder simulators and interactive fetish porn
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>>385654586
As a friend of a developer on ps4 and xbone. They require you print a physical master copy in case they decide to print more. Even if the game is digital only.
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>>385670660
why do people have zero sense of timing when it comes to simple syllables

"I've even forgotten this game" isn't even that hard to put
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>>385675081
Guys fall into a cave and get powers, most of them just do it for fun but sweet younger guy who is bullied eventually misuses his power when he realizes it saves him from the suffering he has had to previously endure. Older bro with superpowers character ends up having to kill abused kid because he gets out of control.
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DmC was great despite /v/ universal hate
so yea ill probably check it out
come at me
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>>385663047
I will only admit that it had potential.
The only things I really liked were the visuals and the environment variety. I hated the platforming, colored enemies and the bosses being fucking pushovers. Also no fucking lock-on, what a shitshow.
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>>385675860
DmC was fine. I got hate for liking it as well. Just know you aren't alone. It was more coherent of a game than Enslaved was, that's for sure.
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>>385646857
>>385646265
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>>385675175
They developed the game, and this is there new trailer. This is how all media is reported on. Plays, musicals, books, music are all reported on in context of the past work to give the reader frame of reference.
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>>385675946
holy shit i literally thought i was the only one
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>>385675995
But they didn't make Devil May Cry, they made DmC: Devil may Cry.
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>>385676183
It remains the stupidest fucking name a game ever had.
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>>385658493
The point of the webm is
>S rank with a dodge and one move
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>>385646265
Gonna pirate it.
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>>385676462
I think the ranking system IS pretty janky, but I never really cared that much about it in the other game. You'd usually lose your rank by some bullshit anyways.
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>>385657232

DocSeuss has always been a massive retard, I remember visiting shitaku as a teenager and he was shitting threads up with his stupid shit even there.
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>>385676358
There are way worse from other japs trying to make a cool sounding english phrase.
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>>385646265
no
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>>385652130
>Ninja Theory
they basically have 3 fucking games to their name, heavenly sword, journey to the west, and DmC

why are they famous at all
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>>385676358
lets be honest. it's not any worse than "Under Night In-Birth: exe Late".
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>>385678458
Jews
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>>385662837
>has trouble pushing a damn door.

You mean to tell me that somehow this womyn is strong enough to push back bigmaclargehueg with her kicks or has the stamina to fight and staggers a bunch of roided up guys?
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>>385678458
Because they're basically a renamed Argonaut Games who had some good games in the past.
Starfox for one.
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