Who do you main in Rock-Paper-Scissors?

dynamite lol

>>385628905
kek'd

>>385628905
lawbringer

>>385628905
gun

Rock in pub
Paper in competitive

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Super paper

Good old rock. Nothing beats that.

shrek

>>385628905
>Rock breaks scissors
>Paper just wraps around rock, doing absolutely nothing to it.
>Rock breaks through paper
Go ahead and try to explain why rock isn't the best.

Literally nothing beats paper.

>>385628905
Paper has the highest winrate

>>385628905
unironically rock
If you suprise-challenge your buddy he will always pick scissors

>>385629121
only good post in this thread

>>385629492
The paper can just suffocate the rock what are you retarded.
>Paper gets cuts in two by scissors
>Now I have two pieces of paper
Paper always wins

>>385629492

I can't, it's impossible. And I've never understood why giving rock some handy little packaging is considered "defeating" it.

Category 5 hurricane

https://youtu.be/lQeq7oZNBL8

>>385629594

Rock is an inorganic object that doesn't need air.

>rock breaks through paper
>paper is now shitty and useless

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>>385628905
Akuma demon fist stance

>>385629594
If your paper gets cut in two it will bleed to death, idiot noob.

>>385629729
>paper breaks into billions of pieces
>pieces so small that is now a liquid
>liquid paper surrounds and then dissolves the rock
checkmate
Also rocks do need air you idiot. You can't throw a rock without air everywhere

>>385629492
>>385629645
>realism fags are so autistic they can't even play one of the simplest games without speging out.