Who's up for some Oregon Trail here?
>>385627252
Here's the introduction screen to let you know what we're doing.
>>385627320
Like the game said, we need to choose a profession and names. First response to this post decides profession, and the following five decides the names.
>>385627396
Farmer
>>385627396
Jojo
>>385627396
Pixie Dick
Mike Mcguillicuddy
>>385627252
Revali
>>385627396
WT. Snacks
>>385627396
Mr. Krabs
>>385627848
>>385627906
>>385627918
>>385628101
>>385628104
Alright, we're set.
>>385628251
let's go lad
Good luck. Hoping we don't die of dysentery.
1 wheel, the rest bullets
>>385628251
Now we've got to shop. We've got $400 to do with as we please.
4 oxen
>>385628368
Buy all the bullets
>>385628368
bullets, like 60 boxes.
200 lbs of food
500 pounds of food
>>385628368
Probably gonna want a few spare wagon parts.
Does food go bad in this game? If so, then we don't want too much, we can hunt on the way.
>>385628368
20 Oxen Amass an army.
>>385628332
>>385628427
>>385628475
>>385628476
>>385628485
>>385628495
>>385628531
>>385628545
This is the inventory at the moment. As of right now we have $12 to our name if we go through with the purchase.
>>385628778
That's a ridiculous amount of food; we should just buy more bullets with some of that money and spend the rest on spare parts.
>>385628778
good to go
>>385628778
These were both me so you can drop 200 lbs food if you want
>>385628332
>>385628485
>>385628907
We've already bought all the bullets.
>>385628778
drop 100-200 food for couple of spare parts and some clothing
$20 for an ox is really good price.
>>385628965
Ok.
Time to decide when we'll make our departure.
>>385629132
March
>>385629132
Get that shit moving right now
>>385629132
March
>>385629132
July
>>385629235
>>385629258
>>385629261
March it is.
These games never work. At the first big river everyone just yells ford and it's a game over.
>>385629337
lads we're gonna make it, I can feel it
>>385629337
>>385629397
Nigga, we just shoot the river
>>385629440
Are we fucked already
Since the whole party is in good health, I think we can afford to pick up the pace and reduce the rations, but I'd like to make sure everyone agrees before seriously considering this.
>>385629440
Goddamnit! Let's see if anyone has a wagon tongue.
>1 mile in
>>385629557
Apparently not.
>>385629440
ABANDON SHIP
>>385629397
This, sadly
sasuga /v/
>>385629567
if only they had legs
>>385629440
>dirty jew sells us a fucking broken axle so it breaks 1 day into the trip
>Hes already made off with our shekels
God damn it, even in colonial america we get fucked by the jews.
>>385629681
Lower the pace and keep going
>>385629698
We had a winning game last time where we only lost 2 characters.
>>385629681
Well that was one hell of a journey
Next time we'll make it
>>385629440
>>385629681
>>385629440
I TOLD YOU TO BUY SPARE WAGON PARTS AND YOU ONLY BOUGHT 1 EXTRA SET OF WHEELS AND SPENT THE REST ON FOOD YOU FUCKING FATASS
>>385629681
You can hit trade multiple times, or rest between trades and probably reroll
>>385629861
You got to eat big to travel big.
>>385629861
>>385629773
Lowering the pace didn't help.
So let's try that again. And this time we'll definitely make it.
>>385629861
>spend all your money on food and guns
sounds like 'murrica to me
>>385630058
Teacher
>>385630058
Cletus - Carpenter
>>385630058
Digger Nick
>>385630058
Zekrom
>>385630058
Doctor
>>385630058
LL Cool J
>>385630058
Renko
>>385630058
rough randy
saddlemaker
>>385630058
Teacher, oregon is a dumb state.
>>385630105
>>385630108
>>385630154
>>385630178
>>385630183
>>385630202
Ok.
>>385630370
Let's see if we can learn from our mistakes.
>>385630502
goddamnit, 2 wheels and 2 tongues
>>385630502
Spend it all on bullets. Eat what you kill.
>>385630502
Full bullets.
>>385630502
Spend all your money on bullets.
>>385630502
10 sets of clothing
>>385630502
Only buy wagon parts and bullets.
>>385630502
Buy one of each wagon parts
4 sets of clothing
4 oxen
all the bullets
rest on food
>>385630502
20 oxen. Again, we need an oxen army to prevail. People will fear us as oxen dealers of the west.
>>385630502
OXEN ONLY
>>385630502
2 of all spare wagon stuff
>>385630550
>>385630561
>>385630564
>>385630570
>>385630502
Buy all the oxen and all the bullets, we will be an unstoppable army.
>>385630693
2 axles, 50 lbs of food
>>385630634
Couldn't we just, you know, ride the oxen?
>>385630693
4 sets of clothing
2 wagon axels
>>385630767
>385630767
NO WE MUSN'T TAINT THE PRODUCT.
>>385630693
We have just enough money left to BUY ALL THE OXEN
Why even bother with food if we have infinite bullets? We can always hunt for 100lbs of bison
>>385630693
2 spare axles. Split the rest on clothes and oxen
>>385630693
6 oxen
6 sets of clothing
2 spare axles
put the rest into food
Alright. This is how it looks so far.
>>385630830
It gets lonely sometimes out on the prairie though
>>385630905
fuck we'll be invincible
>>385630905
reduce clothes to 5
use money from that for oxen
>>385630849
Maybe they want to eat something other then bison.
>>385630905
too much clothing not enough oxen
>>385630905
DUDE, STOP WITH THE FUCKING FOOD! WE ONLY NEED BULLETS AND OXEN.
>>385631014
Fucking spoiled shits
>>385630983
>>385631040
>>385631041
Better?
>>385630905
-5 sets of clothing
+2 oxen
+50 food
>>385631014
That would be a real fucking shame because that's all they GET to eat.
>>385631175
lets a go!
>>385631175
>>385631179
It's better, but I still don't think we need food. We can just hunt for bison, I say we just invest in more oxen.
>>385631175
>5 BISON
IF WE CUT BULLET COSTS WE CAN HAVE EVEN MORE OXEN
>>385631226
Ok.
>>385631336
may
>>385631336
Let's March
>>385631336
July
>>385631336
AUGUST
>>385631294
It's true, we bought more bullets than we'll ever end up using, even if we hunt frequently.
>>385631336
August. If we leave late, we'll find better deals because people will be more desperate to get rid of shit for winter cleaning.
>>385631336
April
>>385631336
December
>>385631336
abril
April
>>385631380
May it is.
>>385631516
First things first, we need to hunt.
>>385631516
>>not choosing December to kill off the weakest of our group
>>385631516
Lower rations, hunt asap
>>385631516
Tonight, we hunt
>>385631516
hunt
>>385631516
hunt
>>385631516
Hunt
>>385631571
>>385631590
>>385631613
>>385631629
>>385631704
Our journey had not even begun before we started hunting and brought back 200 lbs of food.
Also Digger Nic got bitten by a snake.
>>385631860
Suck the venom out!
>>385631860
rest until recovery
>>385631860
probably an alabama black snake
>>385631860
rest
>>385631860
Nigger Dic
>>385631925
>>385631982
How long?
>>385632080
4 should be enough, then pick up the pace afterwards
>>385632080
7 days
>>385632080
The maximum number of days. we hibernate.
>>385632095
>>385632151
Four it is.
This is it /v/. The moment of truth.
>>385632348
caulk and float, there is no other answer
>>385632348
FORD!!!!!!
>>385632385
this
>>385632348
>>385632348
FORD
>>385632348
PAY THE INDIANS OR FORD
>>385632385
>>385632516
FUCK YES THIS BODES WELL FOR OUR TRIP
>>385632516
well that went better than expected
raise rations, keep pace, hunt again
>>385632516
hunt
>>385632516
HUNT
Those bullets are weighing down the wagon
>>385632516
Um... Jesus Christ that is lucky. Ok, no more risky chances.
>>385632516
We've reached another river.
>>385632516
Kill all the indians
>>385632694
Ford
>>385632694
>>385632694
ford
>>385632694
Ok let's take it safe and just go around it this time
>>385632694
Pay the indians, or check the status of the river
>>385632803
An attempt was made.
>>385632983
Nice
>>385632983
Nice
>>385632983
What are the chances?
>>385632983
easy peasy
>>385632983
WHY ARE WE SO LUCKY
>>385633189
all bros no hoes keeps moral up
>>385632983
HUNT
Yup hunt time
>>385633189
we've got Cletus at the helm, anon. MANIFEST DESTINY
>>385632983
Well, we're about to enter a town. Meanwhile, Doctor is starting to feel exhausted.
>>385633420
HUNT THEN REST YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>385633420
Fuck Doctor, full speed ahead
>>385633420
Give our weary bodies a chance to rest
>>385633420
We'd better rest in the town, then.
captcha: 4100 SPEED
>>385633420
are there any wagon parts we don't have?
Pretty sure we lost an axle at some point
>>385633560
That was last run where we had jojo
>>385633485
We hunted and gathered 200 lbs of food. Then we entered Fort Kearney. For how many will we rest?
>>385633646
It was actually a tongue, but I think there are extras.
Right here: >>385632983
>>385633781
rolling for number of days to rest
>>385633781
4 days
>>385633813
We rested for four days. Everything is as it was.
>>385633897
Why would we rest for 385 million days?
>>385634018
Sully forth fuck doc oxen doing all the work
>>385634018
Trade bullets for food and wagon parts.
And a spare oxen
>>385634121
>trade bullets for food
>>385634121
DO NOT TRADE BULLETS
>>385634121
No we will hunt before next town trade meat for wagon and oxen
>>385634243
FUCK YOU WE NEED OXEN
>>385634121
How much of each do we want?
>>385634173
>>385634243
Do we need an excessive amount of bullets?
>>385634261
Hunting takes up time
>>385634320
ALL OF THEM
>>385634320
Excellent OP.
Buy 4 oxen. By 1 of everything else including bullets.
Sell all remaining bullets for pounds of food
>>385634320
20 Oxen
>>385634320
20 oxen
don't be retarded, oxen stop adding speed past like 6
>>385634560
ITS NOT ABOUT SPEED, ITS ABOUT A BOOMING OXEN INDUSTRY OF THE WEST.
OPPORTUNITIES ANON, WE NEED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
>>385634424
>>385634432
>>385634453
There are no oxen to be traded for, and we spent all of our money preparing for the journey.
>>385634689
That's ok OP.
SELL ALL BULLETS.
Then purchase as many pounds of food and wagon wheels as you possibly can
>>385634689
That jew nose says otherwise, hes hiding them because were not rich. God damn jew
>>385634689
Man, should've invested in oxen like the other anons said.
We would've made some mad dosh yo
>>385634689
We need more food. Lets hunt.
>>385634765
FUCK no
we need bullets more than any other resource, and trading bullets for food is a meme
>>385634870
What do you need bullets for?
Any hostile encounters can be dealt with by throwing wagon wheels like a frisbee
>>385634689
Fuck trading, just go hunting.
>>385634983
>>385634765
This is the best I can get to agree to.
>>385635174
No deal! Don't sell bullets!
>>385635174
Deal.
>>385635174
>80 DOLLARS
Thats 1 cent per bullet, what a fucking scam.
>>385635174
Take it OP.
That's a fucking bargain
>>385635174
NO
buy bullets instead
>>385635174
DO NOT SELL FUCKING BULLETS! WE MADE THIS CHOICE, WE ARE STICKING WITH IT.
>>385635174
buy some more clothes to prevent the spread of disease
>>385635226
if you kill your meals, they win
>>385635275
>he literally doesn't know math
>>385635174
Do not defy me OP.
You will have sold every bullet ever manufactured in the United States of America and her organised territories by the end of this game
One of these days I want to try playing The Yukon Trail with /v/.
SELL THE bullets
>>385635538
Do NOT SELL THE bullets
>>385635660
This pleases me OP.
Now go back into trading and purchase wagon wheels and then food is there is any money left over
>>385635660
YOU CUNT. YOU GOD DAMNED KEK. I HOPE WE DIE TO RAIDERS DUE O LACK OF BULLETS
>>385635660
Buy one more of each wagon part and 5 sets of clothes and lets hit the trail
>>385635729
1 set of wagon wheel and 2780 lbs of food purchased.
>>385636042
Excellent OP. I think it's time we left fort Kearney.
>>385636042
....
>>385636042
>2780 pounds of food
Nigga, make them starve to death before they eat. Food aint cheap in the west.
>>385636042
Great leadership time to go
>>385636042
Given the exhaustion situation, maybe we should slow to a regular pace for a little while or increase rations.
>>385636042
up rations and go
>>385636042
We reached Chimney Rock. Right before, LL Cool J was bitten by a snake.
>>385636442
We'd better rest, then. Give it 3 or 4 days.
>>385636442
Sounds like LL Cool Nigger needs to die. Fucking retard.
>>385636442
Kill Ladies Love Cool James
>>385636608
We've rested. He's not feeling better.
>>385636442
Looks like you better maintain a fast pace and poor rations OP.
LL's time on this earth is very brief indeed
>>385636845
full speed ahead
>>385636845
Time to move it along.
>>385636859
Ok then.
>>385636845
f ll cool j
>>385636845
If we keep a slow pace, we might be able to recover without losing too much time.
>>385636845
We can only wait so long before this nigger gets well. If he dies, he dies, we will progress.
>>385636936
We've reached Fort Laramie, and LL Cool J feels much better!
>>385637071
Talk with the townsfolk.
>>385637071
Buy some fucking rations.
>>385637071
what a trooper, I wonder how many more snake bites he can take
>>385637071
NEEDS MORE OXEN
>>385637071
Buy a hooker
>>385637071
We need to go hunting
>>385637101
>>385637071
slow down the pace and increase rations
we'll never make it if we kill our crew
>>385637071
Have a chat with the inhabitants OP. Let's see if the inhabitants of the pacific northwest have good hospitality
>>385637214
RATIONS
>>385637214
Help her?
>>385637216
seconding this
>>385637214
FUCK YOU, WE CANNOT SPARE TIME WE MUST PROGRESS.
WE ALSO WILL DRINK FROM THE GROUND AS WE PLEASE.
>>385637214
OP this woman is a waste of time.
Now OP.
Listen carefully.
I want to you go into a store.
Then sell as many bullets as possible, then purchase food.
>>385637214
She looks familiar, I never forget a face.
>>385637214
We upped the rations, lowered the pace, hunted some, and reached Independence Rock.
>>385637593
MORE RATIONS
>>385637593
Good. Now go hunt again!
>>385637593
Fast pace
>>385637593
Increase the pace!
>>385637593
INCREASE SPEED
LOWER RATIONS
HUNT FOR FOOD
>>385637656
>>385637773
Full steam ahead. Fast pace!
>>385637773
Faster pace. Time for a journey
>>385637773
>implying were not hunting people
The most dangerous game
>>385637773
Hunt the most dangerous game of all.
>>385637773
Fortunately we have 1249 bullets to take care of those people
GABEN FEEDSANIC SPEED
>>385637773
We upped the speed, lowered the rations, and went on our way. We found clothes, bullets and spare parts in an abandoned wagon, and Doctor broke his arm.
>>385638042
Rest for 1 day
>>385638042
Rest!
>>385638042
Rest up.
>>385638042
I forgot my wallet. We need to head back!
>>385638042
CONTINUE
WINTER WAITS FOR NO MAN
>>385638042
We rested for 1 day and managed to reach South Pass.
Now what?
>>385638042
Doctor is becoming a liability have him put down.
>>385638219
TRADE FOR OXEN
>>385638219
Lower the pace, hunt, increase rations.
>>385638219
Talk to the people!
>>385638278
I'd say we should hunt and increase rations but keep the pace.
>>385638269
>>385638374
No!
>>385638374
Nah, not worth it. Trade only for food
>>385638374
No OP.
Trade bullets for wagon axels.
And food
>>385638423
We don't have space in the wagon for more spare parts.
>>385638605
But we have space for food
>>385638657
Fuck the food, we can hunt
>>385638689
Why hunt when we can buy the food?
>>385638657
>>385638801
No.
>>385638783
Cause we're not little pussies
>>385638801
dew it
>>385638801
YES OP YES
>>385638801
No, if it was the other way around then maybe
>>385638840
>>385638848
No deal then. We're running out of options here.
>>385638801
Let's just get going. We're fine in terms of resources.
>>385638975
Go buy some goddamn rations already. And hunt.
>>385638975
Hunt and then forge ahead.
>>385639005
>>385639024
Hunting is not allowed near South Pass.
>>385639002
We've hit a fork in the road! Which way shall we go?
>>385639204
SUPPLIES
>>385639204
RIVER
>>385639204
RIVER
>>385639204
river, adventure awaits
>>385639204
River and ford it
>>385639258
We've hit Fort Bridger.
>>385639508
Talk to the people.
>>385639508
If you can't hunt just buy the fucking food, or trade for bullets, and go to the river
>>385639561
Hunting is not allowed near Fort Bridger.
>>385639590
>>385639713
Damn it all. Fine, buy food and rations.
>>385639664
>>385639756
>>385639849
Go for it.
>>385639849
Sure, we can just kill them later
>>385639849
Dances with Wolves is very generous.
>>385639849
We traded our bullets for food and went on our way. Not even a day passed before Zekrom got sick.
>>385640051
>dysentery
Oh fuck.
>>385640051
FUCK IT. CONTINUE ON
>>385640051
Rest a day, slow pace slightly, increase rations slightly
>>385640051
rip in peace zekrom
>>385640117
We continued regardless, and the very next day Doctor was bitten by a snake.
>>385640258
This does not bode well.
>>385640258
Can we just fucking shoot Zekrom?
>>385640258
Rest, eat more
>>385640258
This is definitely the time to rest, perhaps for a full week.
>>385640357
We upped our rations and rested for 4 days before we continued onward. Zekrom feels better again, and we've reached Green River Crossing.
>>385640689
We need food.
>>385640689
Hunt
>>385640689
what are the options for river crossing?
>>385640689
Hunt, reduce rations, and caulk/float.
I preferred the space version desu
>>385640763
>>385640802
Hunting is not allowed and people do not seem to have lots of food to trade here.
>>385640902
Ford the river.
>>385640902
Well then, just continue on
>>385640824
>>385641019
How much money we got? If we have the cash to spare, take the ferry.
>>385641019
Ford it.
>>385641019
FORD
>>385641019
Caulk and float, then hunt afterwards.
>>385641019
Give that wagon a cocking
>>385641010
I just want you to know that this is all your fault.
>>385641191
Oh snap.
Sorry guys.
>>385641019
Ford that shit.
>>385641191
Continue on. We don't need anyone
>>385641191
Local anon ruins everything.
>>385641191
dammit guys i TOLD you
>>385641191
>20 feet deep
>Ford
Jesus christ
>>385641191
Lol
>>385641341
I DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME IT WAS 20 FEET DEEP!!
>>385641516
Even if it's 2 feet deep you never fucking ford, retard.
>>385641608
That's just preposterous.
>>385641740
>>385641191
You stupid nigger. You were supposed to take a ferry.
>>385641086
>>385641191
I find it rather hard to believe that no one knew how to swim.. LL Cool J obviously not, but Doctor should have been able to float on his back.
>>385642126
broke his arm, the puss