Jesus Christ! This woman must be like 8 feet tall!
>tfw it's hard to find a girl taller than you
Are there any games with tall women?
Poor Toddler is so embarrassed he can't stop looking at the floor and hiding his hands inside his pockets.
>>385627006
Is Todd part wood elf?
>>385627006
>It's another fetish thread
Fuck off m8
>>385627220
http://www.nfl.com/player/toddhoward/2516888/profile
Todd is a beast who played in the NFL before settling down to create the greatest video games mankind will ever see. We should be thankful.
>>385627006
this is me at my sisters wedding
>>385627339
>height: 6"2
can't be todd, he's at least 6"8
Todd's massive cock makes black bulls look like bitches.
he has a 30 inch cock, not a single bitch can take the whole thing.
look that panel, that's 2014
he grew up
now Todd is taller than her
>>385627301
>having a Todd fetish
Todd is such a midget.
>>385627206
ayyy lmaooo
>>385627206
Source?
look at the size of her feet compared to her legs and overall height
she's not even 6 feet tall
>>385627006
>>385627764
post the one where he's in the dude's coat pocket
>tfw my girl is taller than me in heels
>>385627515
>not having a Todd fetish
N'wah must die!
>Someone in high heels is tall
What a smart boy you are
>>385627006
DELETE THIS
>woman
>>385627748
Did they use tricks like in Lord of the Rings to make Todd appear hobbit sized then? What are you saying?
>>385627764
The photo Todd doesnt want you to see.
If you're a talent person, no one (who matters) cares how tall you are.
Look at Bruno Mars.
>>385628137
>t. Todd
>>385627006
>using sneakers with a suit
this cancer must end
>>385627969
Ay.
Wish I was 190 though.
>>385627206
>no ass
>no tits
>ugly face
>"white woman"
>lanket as fuck
>tattoo
too many red flags
>>385627206
tell me thats a porn and give me sauce
>>385627969
5'8½''.
It's not bad, but it's not great either. Mostly worried about the cut off height for a girl's genes to doom any child of mine.
What are some games with Amazons /v/?
>>385627891
Why is he angry at Geoff? Because The Witcher 3 won GOTY?
>>385627206
>that bulge
source me senpaitachi
I think this is exactly why Todd doesn't have any social media account. He's a literal meme. Gotta give the guy some props for not being a sell out though. He knows that people loves this shit
>>385627891
The man who took this video is now dead. He was found sewn and bloated floating in the river, several of his organs had been removed and replaced by Fallout 4 copies.
>>385627969
185cm isn't 6'1
>>385627969
5'4 here
i used to be a mad little hothead but now i've since accepted my genetics
>6'5
>just once wish I could date a tall woman
>not interest in white or black women
fuckin' hell, why is it only white and black women with a decent amount of height?
>tfw 5'8 manlet
Why is Toddposting such a quality meme?
>>385628751
They ever find who did it?
>tfw no lanky brittle boned belter gf
>>385627859yes
>>385628807
What did he mean by this?
>>385627206
>tall but skinny
what a disappointment
>>385628751
talk about inflating your sales figures!
>>385629026
No, but an anonymous witness believes it was a CDPR representative
>>385629026
By the way the cuts and bruises aligned, investigators concluded the man must have been extremely short. Nothing more is known.
>>385627206
>tfw when no sexy giraffe gf.
>>385627006
I'd rather be short and loaded than tall and have no money.
I'm 6.1 and would swap places with him in a heartbeat.
>>385629026
Here's a facial composite sketch based on an eyewitness description
>>385629179
>>385629171
Fucking GWENT-Heads!
>>385629307
>>385629230
>>385629119
>get bored and looked up Big Sean's height
>5,4"
>look it up now
>5,8"
wat
>>385629273
Hm, a dashingly handsome and normal height suspect that delivers on promises. This is intriguing.
>>385629115
>>385628923
neither of those numbers is 185cm
185 cm is slightly under 6' 1"
>>385629387
>>385627206
Sindy Vega is the person according to my google-fu
>>385629942
STOP IT
>>385629942
>>385629942
>asylum demon claims a victim.jpg
>>385627969
You 6'1" kids are so cute when you think you are tall.
6'4" Übermensch reporting in.
>>385630068
Is Todd married?
>>385629119
Laura Southern's legs look really fucked up
Ha, you americans and you 4 feet tall women.
>>385630394
You forced my hand. I didn't want to do this but I guess it's time to unzip.
>>385627206
a goddess
>>385629942
she should give those heels, the materials they're made of could help figure out how to make space elevators
>>385630495
don't you dare badmouth odette delacroix
>>385628951
Looked weird at first, but it kinda fits.
>>385629115
>mfw yuros think 1/10th of a foot = 1 inch
>>385627969
6'6" with a 6" dick
Still a virgin
>>385630804
6'3" and wearing monstrous high heels, she's all in the excess
here's an actual picture of her reaching for todd howard
>>385627006
>No Amazon qt to dominate me
Why live
>>385628494
Drake Tiara is purty good. And has some anime tiddies to boot.
I don't know what you Americans are talking about. I'm 5'7" and no one has ever made fun of my height.
>>385631076
Where are the other two?
*puts on 6 inch heels*
I WILL ONLY DATE A MAN WHO'S TALLER THAN ME
>>385631309
Not to your face maybe.
>>385627206
>tfw no belter gf
>>385631309
I'm like 5'10 and sometimes it's fine but other times I think there's something in the water because I'm almost completely surrounded by people both taller and younger than me
>>385631076
Woah, hey guys.
>>385627748
>look at the size of her feet compared to her legs and overall height
what
>>385627206
>>385629968
Disappointingly not a trap. Also not really all that tall without the heels.
>>385627006
she's 5'5 actually
>>385627107
it's unnatural, man must always be taller than the woman in order for the woman to be able to take him seriously, literally end yourselves if you're below 6'0
>>385627969
188cm here
>>385627006
That's kind of hot.
>>385631076
she's cute, she just needs more meat on her bones
>>385630384
Anything above 6'2" is lanklet tier.
>>385631636
Need to get those height surgeries anon. 5,11 here and feel like a smurf when i leave my home.
>>385628807
>>385628923
>>385629115
>>385630982
what a clusterfuck of a system
why don't you just use centimeters you shits
they're so much fucking easier to understand and remember, why complicate things for no reason? The metric system is easier than grammar dammit.
At least use Foot.1/10th of a foot, not fugging Foot' some other arbitrary retarded system that makes no sense
Also, 185cm is 6'0.8 or some shit, meaning it can be rounded to 6'1, but this system makes no sense in the first place so i give up.
>>385632421
>>385632205
anything below 6'2 is not someone any self-respecting woman would date
what the fuck does this have to do with gaming you fucking autists?
>>385632205
Only if you sit hunched over at a desk all day. Get a job that involves moving and your choices are no longer fat and skinnyfat.
>>385629623
Kendrick's 5'4, maybe you confused them
>>385627206
>there are people here who unironically find this skeleton hot
>>385632697
Oh americans. The true cucks of the world. Even Sweden envies you.
>>385627969
173cm here
Literally Hitler height
>>385632770
Good thing women don't actually have self-respect.
>>385632958
whos the fatty?
I want to make fun of her on twitter
>>385632421
it's ok if your inferior brain can't understand feet and inches
>>385632958
imagine if rape wasn't illegal.
>>385633125
you would probably still be a virgin cuck
>>385627206
>>385628494
Dragons Dogma, amazon pawn with shota Arisen and vice versa
>>385632958
I wanna suffocate under her ass
>>385633116
>hurr we americans so superior we need to invent another system that makes no sense to over complicate things
smart people prefer simplicity, but burgerclaps wouldn't know anything about being smart
>>385633084
more than youbecause at least they're not on here
>>385633205
Looking at this Amazonian queen has just single-handedly made me not racist against black people.
>>385632958
why doesn't she wear clothes big enough for her?
also, aren't those stretchy pants and she's just pulling them up from the front to make it look like they won't fit her fat ass?
>>385629179
lmao
>>385632958
get your body positivity shit out of here, SJW
fat women never have, are not and never will be attractive
>>385629273
This is incredibly unnerving.
>>385630119
gotta be photoshop
>>385627206
S T I C C
T
I
C
C
>>385627969
182cm, wish i was 190cm or so desu
>>385633495
Niggah you gay as hell
>>385633495
>fat women never have, are not and never will be attractive
I'm 190cm and all i can say is that my knees and head hurt.
>>385632079
And Amazon Amanda could do with a bit less.
>>385633495
>>385628494
>fetish for amazon /ss/, size difference, tall girls etc.
>tfw 6'2
>>385633205
damn she cute
>>385631076
>LOOK AT THAT, IT'S THE GALAXY-FAMOUS GASGANO IN HIS CUSTOM ORD PODRIVIA.
>>385634071
>>385633768
only fags like fat women
fat women are ugly
only men can get fat and still be attractive
women are supposed to be slim and cute
gtfo
>>385633776
>>385633934
>implying that people back then knew what attractiveness even was
lmaoing @ ur life
the 2000s on the right never existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrp0zJZu0a4
fat women were never preferable except by degenerate societies
>6" 3
>193cm
Guess Im alright
>>385633205
I want her to wear a leopard skin bikini and force me to snu-snu.
>>385634208
>only men can get fat and still be attractive
Yeah. Keep believing that, fatty.
>>385633506
>unnerving
you know what else is unnerving?
why my peanus weanus of course! haha :D
that is also unnerving haha! :)
>>385634208
t. low test
>>385634327
i'm not fatnor a man
>>385628974
because it balances todd's 8/10 charisma and excellent lying skills against his actual past. He's like trump, say whatever you want, the man is in the white house banging hot chicks at the age of 70.
>>385634208
(you)
>>385631076
what the fuck her neck is fucking long, it´s alien. Remove.
>>385634408
so a female(male)?
>>385634387
This is incredibly unnerving.
only men that feel the need to be dominated by women (ones with mommy issues) can get attracted to that unhealthy garbage pushed by the kikes
no wonder most of you are below 6'0 beta cucks, no woman would date someone who likes fat shits
>>385634435
(no u)
>>385634441
it's kind of cute
>>385634506
NoYes
>>385633934
Are you retarded? skinny females have been in vogue for at least 200 years faggot.
I'm white, but black men are based as fuck regarding women.
>Toddo Bilbo Buygames
>>385631425
start buying stock in cat food anon, gonna be a lot of permanently single gals soon.
>>385633934
>Body fat was attractive when starvation was a daily concern for humans
No shit.
You realize your 1900 example was only a modern size four right? You just think she looks chubby because you unconsciously assume her hips are 40" when in reality her entire body was tiny.
And your fat 2000s example only looks at all passable because of the angle and pose. You literally can see her gut bulging up above her hand.
>>385627006
>tfw 5'6
just end it
>>385632958
On one hand she probably never has to work a real job with an ass like that. On the other hand it must be so annoying to have to get dressed like that everyday and wear tight clothes like that.
>>385634387
sometimes I'm confused why I love women's asses so much
>>385634640
Black people like butterfaces.
As a white man she has to have a fat ass and a nice face.
>>385633373
would you say that is the image that will DESTROY racism?
>>385634724
If she pulled on the back they would slide right up. She is tugging from the front and wiggling for show.
>>385634618
I dont believe you, post pics
popopo
>>385634387
>no separation of her ass and thighs
That is too fat. The ass needs to be distinct, not part of a blob.
>>385634208
That video has such a terrible idea of what beauty in Greece and Rome was it makes me angry. They look at the statues modeled after real people and that one fucking crouching Venus statue and cherry pick it to hell. Fuck right off and look at the hundreds of other statues of Venus that survive and they would find an athletic frame, not fucking fat. Absolutely no understanding oh how the body rolls and folds when contorting, but then again:
>expecting fatties to understand how the human body works
>>385630119
Guess who will have snu snu tonight
Reminder that if you are tall AND an ectomorph you literally picked the short straw.
Don't make fun of Todd-chan
>>385634930
i agree, fatshits are unhealthy
it's unattractive
it's instinctual
>>385634865
you first anon
>>385634921
what are you gay
>>385629942
I hate this ugly bitch.
>be 5'11
>tfw fiance is 6'3
>>385632958
who
>>385633205
Im not into bestiality
>>385634903
Now I have to masturbate to it again.
>>385635517
good joke.
i'm white boy, so i'm not sure about other races, but:
>low test / cuck white men like
asian women (will give you beta sons), white women (will cheat on you with a black men), tall women, sticc women, milfs (>30)
>high test white men like
brown women, black women, short or average women, thicc women, young females (<30)
>187 cm
>too manlet to be considered Aryan
>still no women nearly as tall as me
fuck, why did I have to be born a manlet
>>385627006
>wearing uglyass sneakers with dress pants and a suit
>>385633352
Go get raped by mudslimes yuropoor lmao
>>385629942
10/10 body type
she's way too tall tho
>>385631076
omg look at her face, she's soooo cute. She needs more meat though
>>385633205
>>385636457
You're joking right?
I wouldn't even say that's a 4/10. It's a fucking 2/10 at best
5"7 here.
IM gonna die
>>385632958
There are uncultured swine on this board who only choose one type when he could choose many
>>385636635
we will all day someday, anon
>>385636037
That's like 6'2, which is not really manlet, more like king of the manlets tier. You're right though, you have shit genetics.
>>385636543
>>385636021
Who is this?
>tfw tall and good looking but autistic so it doesn't count
>implying any of you literal useless sacks of shit will ever get to experience 0.1% of the money he's got, women he's fucked, etc
Must be painful being a mentally ill millennial kek
>>385636021
>white women (will cheat on you with a black men)
It's so easy to tell the type of girl who will do this. If you date one then you only have yourself to blame
>*breathes in*
6'3'' manlet here what should I do? Even the women are 6'3'' nowadays
am i doing this right?
>>385637047
there was a step up on that floor, delete this
>>385637183
wassup jake paulers
>>385637047
Post the full image you fucking faggot
>>385627206
Lmao the fuck is that
For real how tall is he? 5'6
>>385634724
But tight clothes are comfyand it's fun to feel really strong when you can rip a piece of clothing just by flexing hard enough.
>>385637385
>>385627764
is this real?
stop making fun of todd!
you are all little compared to karan
>>385637729
No, photoshop.
This one isn't photoshop though
>>385637385it's Paint
>>385637047
>Shigeru Miyamoto
>5'5"
Really makes my coin bing bing
>tfw 1,70m but I doesn't matter since I don't leave the house much
>>385633205
Where's the vid, I want the audio
tfw 5"8
tfw my gf is 5"10 but frequently wears heels making her taller than me
feels weird man
>>385638050
>tfw 1,93m but I doesn't matter since I don't leave the house much
>>385636021
I've only dated white women. none have cheated on me period.
get off the internet you dumb queer.
>>385638086
It goes like this
"Niggu
Niggu
*smacks lips*"
>>385636543
His hand is right on her ass. Lucky guy.
>>385635252
Yes.
>>385634903
>tfw I will never be the shota in that
Just fucking kill me already
>be 5'7 24 year old guy
>go to the mall
>crowded as fuck
>LITERALLY EVERYBODY is several inches taller than me
>feel like a 5 year old
>mfw
>>385627764
Gets me every
fucking
time
>>385639902
>be 5'8
>a lot of people shorter than me
>a lot of people taller than me
Feelslike a completely average height man
>>385633776
>>385633934
I feel like it would have been harder to get that fat thousands of years ago because food is more scarce (compared to today) and because you're always out hunting animals and shit and not sitting around watching TV
>tall woman
>so, she has long legs as well
>that means more pantyhose to look at
>>385627006
Name: Tod
Race: Imperial
Nose: <------|------>
Chin: <-----|------->
Height: <--|----------->
Lies : <-----------|->
>mfw 5'7" with a fetish for tall/giant girls
>Mfw when my gf is 5'9" and plays off of it with me
Even if the height difference seems minor it helps a lot
>>385630474
yeah and she looks alright
>>385640521
that's a giant woman
>Land of the fattest one
>People over 6'2" trying to pass it as an achievement
It's common knowledge that fat people are growing taller than usual, and if you're not /fat/ I hope you /fit/ every day because having a nice body is harder when you're tall.Losing a lot of weight when I was 16 stopped my growth at 185cm, I'm kinda mad but I know I dodged a bullet
>>385639902
i used to think i was shorter than most people on the street then i realised i was slouching and my eyes are lower down than most people
>>385640681
looks like 5' 5", she's shorter than kaley cuoco with the same heels
i'm 5'11. never had a hard time finding a date, and the tallest girl I've dated was 5'7. none of them have ever brought up my height either, and nobody's ever called me short, because last I checked, being 5'11 isn't considered short.
>>385640932
lol nice try
Todd is atleast 6'5 so she must be 6'4
>>385640932
you must be a real life troglodyte. congratulations desu.
>>385641337
i'm 5' 8"...
>>385627220
He was looking at his mark. Presenters have a mark to stand on so they're properly framed in the show during these presentations, otherwise they might be half-in frame or out of it completely.
So you commonly see them look down repeatedly to make sure they're standing on the right spot.
>>385637747
Bhopal is still being felt, I see
>>385631875
>it's unnatural
God you barbarians have no idea how great it is to absolutely dominate and fuck the shit out of a woman taller then you.
>>385627006
ALL I WANNA DO
IS SEE YOU TURN INTO
>>385627206
If her neck was a bit longer she would might as well be a Kaminoan.
>Todd is taller than me
Should I just transition?
>>385640315
my sides
>>385637747
>you will never be so tall that your peers are all the perfect height to suck your dick
>>385641512
with a slouch, aka, a hunchback, and eyes lower down than most people. your words.
how have you managed to fit in with the human race for this long desu?
>>385641891
How much taller are we talking?
>tfw no RPGs where you can date tall girls
>>385627006
He's a fucking millionaire, why is he so insecure. Nigga you can do whatever you want in life, you can have it all,except be tall.
>>385632770
>mfw I'm 6'0 and I fucked two girls this week
How many did your bony ass fuck?
>>385631309
its mostly a 4chan meme unless youre really short. americans also arent talking about girls getting blacked 24/7
>>385628494
>he drinks her piss
>>385642202
i have a taller forehead ok
and i have bad posture
>>385634618
>likes traps
>criticizing anyone's taste
>>385627206
imagine if she actually worked out and got some meat on her. i would not be able to stop masturbating.
>>385642535
I'm just teasing anon. relax. I love you.
>>385640313
I like the way you think, anon.
>>385634724
You do realize they put them on like that for show, right? It's not that difficult for them to put on pants.
>>385636021
>calls himself "boy"
>has cuckold fetish
High test my ass. Every successful fighter, bodybuilder, wrestler etc have slim model-TIER wifes you flaming faggot.
>>385639902
I'm 5'7 too anon, you're not alone. There's plenty of cute girls shorter than us who don't care too much about it.
>>385640313
ah, fellow man of culture i see.
I'm 5'4", aka 99th percentile for anyone who isn't a pygmy. Every year growing up, I was told "maybe you'll have a growth spurt soon", an it took me until about 15 to realise that was never going to happen. My mom's side of the family is short as fuck, and my dad is like 5'8" or so.
Feels fucking bad, man. At least I've got my father's decent hair genes.
>>385638086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfL7HlP99hE
>>385627206
What's wrong with her knees? Seems like aliens legs.
I had a dream last night in which women grew taller as they became more morally pure, eventually becoming giantess angels. There was more to it but I don't remember it all.
I didn't even have a thing for tall women until this morning.
>that tfw when nearly all tall girls are hungry skeletons
>>385643691
that sounds like a really nice dream, coming from someone who has pure tall girls as his fetish
>>385642403
That's it. Source. now.
>>385643301
Anon, 99th percentile would mean you're the top 1%. You're the bottom 1%, so 1st percentile.
>>385638556
if you're 5'8 and she's 5'10 she's taller than you regardless of heels or not
>>385631076
>"Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas is still a leading member of the Jedi Council, is he not?"
>>385641210
5'11 isn't short unless you're in the Netherlands or Sweden, then you're below average
>tfw no mini-giantess gf
>>385629119
>>385629230
>>385629307
>>385629942
This is what an alpha woman looks like.
>>385643826
Depends entirely on what you're measuring. I never said height, I'm 99th percentile manlet.
>>385642274
I'm 5'9'', and been with 6' and 6'2''. I really don't get this shit complex about height. I'm not even that good looking or fit to justify it either.
>6'3''
>250 pounds
>work out mildly well
>but have the worst baby face of all time, 25 but I love ~15 even with my weight and build
>can't grow facial hair
>all businesses and people I deal with treat me like a child
true suffering
>>385643978
Ayy
>>385630119
Just imagine having one of them sit on your face while the other rides your dick
>>385634695
>body fat was attractive (...)
hey you said it :)
>>385627764
>todd pls go
Some people in this thread need to be reminded.
>>385644663
I am OK with this
I'm sick and tired of your bullshit guys. Here is the REAL photo of Todd.
>>385640521
Get this ugly Amazonian bitch out of here.
>>385633934
Humans never change.
>>385641674
>he's only looking down to see if he is standing exactly where he is told to stand
wow even worse
>>385642305
>I fucked two girls this week
fucking disgusting, have you no self respect? I haven't "fucked" any women this week but I have made love to my wife nightly.
>>385633934
what a fucking retarded post, as if pushing for fat acceptence isn't something ((they)) would do
>>385627006
Is he scared of the tall podium?
>>385644470
>>385645649
Didn't want them to adjust the mic and attract attention to his perfectly average and acceptable height.
>>385627206
natty limit?
>>385631875
Tallest I could find that actually was willing to date me is about half a head shorter than me.
>mfw no tall barbarian goddess gf
>>385629142
>Op´s pic is todd
>Was expecting a todd thread
>It´s not
>>385634903
sauce?
>>385627748
The fuck are you talking about. She's tall even to the "not Todd" guy. Her heels might be 6 to 7cm, those are not even big sized.
>>385636543
Perfect height to motorboat
>>385640315
Underrated.
>>385643691
that is a really nice dress.. damn.
also, nice dream too.
>>385646423
What is that in freedom units?
It sucks that everything with tall women focuses on short dudes. I'm a tall guy and I like tall girls, but mostly for their proportions. I don't think I've ever met a woman taller than me and I don't think I would like it.
>>385627206
Creepy ayy lmao skeleton
>>385632958
Obese tub of lard
>>385646702
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=7cm+to+inches
>>385627107
I think it's pretty easy
>>385631076
>All those jealous womlets
>>385627006
He doesn't know about German women and how fucking tall everyone is here. Fuck off to America, where everyone is a midget.
>>385647705
The average height for a german woman is 5'5. How is that tall.
>tfw amazons only dudes taller than they are
>>385630119
I want this to be real.
>>385636864
the chick who has a million gifs of her with a whole necklace and crucifix pendant in her pussy while her ass gets fucked and slapped / spit on after getting a facial
>>385636021
I think you got this backwards lmao
Alpha men want ultra small beta wives that they can abuse and manhandle
>>385646107
>implying it isn't
>>385636250
get raped by niggers, oh wait you already are amerifat.
Pls delete this thread.
>>385648361
>alpha
>needs a beta to abuse
lmao @ dreaming delta-male
>>385630951
It's because she has high heels.
>6'3" with macrophilia
SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP!
WITH A GUN!
>>385627006
See that mountain?Todd will never climb it.
Oh man, I finally have a reason to post this
super short = super tall >>>> average
Why do tall guys usually like to date womlets? isi t something about being insecure as fuck?
>>385649065
I'm genuinely sorry for you anon
>>385649161
Why are all women on "dating" apps or websites always unemployed yet like to travel? It's funny how you can read their profiles and it really seems like they are all the same, like a bot made them all with only slight changes.
>tfw 5'8" and have a tall girl fetish
>>385631076
Tall girls are a blessing, most of them are chill as fuck and pretty cool to be around, it's just other women spreading shit about them.
>>385634698
>Tfw 6'5
>>385649065
Girls don't look much more giant when you're a manlet, anon.
>>385649605
Pretty much, even at worse, most tall girls are autistic cute.
>t. dated a 6'4'' awkward qt3,14
>>385649401
I had some of the most boring dates on tinder, all these girls seem to say are "netflix and my girls xd".
>>385631425
That still puts the average women at 5'10. If that's taller than you, it's time to end it all. It's over for you, no, it never even began.
>>385649605
God, middle-aged women being catty are the fucking worst. Most of them are thirsty and lost all their drive in their own personal sex lives because their husbands can't get it up anymore or are no longer attracted to them, so they bring it upon themselves to call out attractive women still in their prime to make it feel like they're still attractive.
Meanwhile, as men get older, they become more attractive to women of all ages due to their stability and wisdom, not to mention they hit their primes much later than women, usually in their 30s / 40s.
>>385649782
>tinder
>dates
I think you did it wrong
>>385649605
>White women
>>385627006
You can see the pain in Todd's face.
>>385649401
You're just realizing this about women?
I'm a 5'11" Asian man and I've never been mocked for my height. Why do you guys obsess over the manlet meme?
>>385650030
Because I'm 4'9 and people see me as a joke, never taking me seriously. Manletism is real.
>>385650030
You're asian. Nobody expects you to be 6'0". That's like saying you like Nintendo but don't understand why PC fags are mad at you
>>385649782
Tinder isn't for serious dating. That sort of thing is restricted purely to sites like eHarmony, PlentyofFish, OKcupid, Match, Bumble, etc.
Bumble is especially good since it filters out thots by its very nature alone, since it requires women to reach out and contact the men.
>t. goth girl who's managed to get a couple of dates with non-normies
>>385650030
Height is something lanklets use to feel good about.
Height is something manlets use to blame all their problems.
>>385649605
>Middle aged obasons
>All are either fat or old and middle aged
>One looks like a roastie
>"Men go for the full body look"
God these females do not know anything. Men will take a skinny girl and a full body girl but not the ones they are talking about where they wasted their lives having sex all over the place and are no longer pure and are fat.
>>385650373
this, it's a win-win for both manlets and lanklets alike
>>385650373
Height is something women are attracted to.
>>385649890
Funny you say that I took a peek at Craigslist in the past few months and all of the 28 year olds who are fat or even remotely attractive want older men and yet do not get why lol.
>>385650415
Exactly, it's all about proportions than size. A narrow weight and wider hips are what matter.
>>385627206
>her
>>385627839
mine too but I love to let her dress slutty on occasions and be the manlet who fucks her and other people watch
>>385650473
why everything has to be related to women? stop putting the pussy on a pedestal
>>385649605
>all those seething spinsters
>>385650030
Because 5'11 isn't short
>Tfw 5'6
>Always wear black boots because metal guy
>But it's secretly because they make me look taller
>Still only 5'7
>Only woman I've ever been close with was like 5'2 and cute but was a lying cunt so I told her to fuck off and really fucked me up
>Was an insecure faggot even back then so I develop misogyny problem because of her
>My only two friends are 6'0
>I'm a fucking hobbit by comparison
>I always feel women are judging me
>Hate women even more because of this
>Sink into depression
>Sometimes think about suicide but never actually consider it
>Waste my time on /v/ instead
>Only 10 years more until wizard status
I wish my parents had used a condom, all this pain could've been avoided.
>>385627206
>that fucking neck
ayy
>HER FUCKING PANTIES
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!
>>385633352
>>385632421
base 12 is objectively superior to base 10.
>>385650861
use lifts, you will get bored of being tall and realize you are a failure for other things outside of your height.
I'm 5'11 is that short?
>>385633205
she's a big girl
>>385650861
You're only fucking 20, dude. The only guys that regularly pull girls at that age are Chads or those who got lucky early with a childhood sweetheart. Most people I know didn't find a serious relationship until their mid-late 20s.
>>385627006
Who is she?
>>385640278
The peasants pay tribute to fatten up goddesses like these anon.
>>385628494
Sauce?
>>385649340
It's simple.
Women don't date men their own height let alone shorter men.
Men understand this and go for shorter women.
>>385651113
Depends where you live, but not really. At or below 5'7" is short.
>>385651128
>tfw didn't had any luck during high schools and my first years at the uni
>tfw pussy is super common at 25
>>385651113
You're above average in virtually 90% of the countries in the world and average in the last 10%, stop fishing for compliments because you're insecure about everything else in your life.
>>385651113
Average
Maybe slightly above.
>>385651268
tall guys dating only short girls are insecure as fuck to be quite honest familia
>>385649401
Female tinder profiles:
My degree sucks, I make no money, I lack skills and general intelligence. However, I have a vagina, neotenous features (maybe) and like to spend other people's money.
You now have to prove yourself to me, go.
>>385651304
t. depressed short man
>>385627206
>Adams apple
Remember /v/, there is always hope
>>385651128
>those who got lucky early with a childhood sweetheart
But that's all I wanted, and I never had it, Those kind of relationships never have any sort of judgement from any of the two sides.
Being an insecure faggots means I'm not interested in non-virgins, thus I'm not interested in older women or even women my age. Although I do know limits and stay away from underages.Basically I haven't interacted with a woman other than my mother in over two years.
Father, why have you forsaken me?
>>385651438
The only people that should be blammed for this kind of stuff are the million of guys licking these girls heels.
Why would she bother with a tinder profile when there are at least 10 guys saying "hi :)"?
>>385651625
this procedure costs like 70-90k USD
DELETE THIS!!!!!
>>385650327
Do people even still use tinder? I tried at its peak in 2013 but I was still pretty young and retarded then. Never tried anything else because of the stigma with online dating. I just get blackout drunk at bars and once or twice a year wake up with someone. It's not a sustainable system but it works for now.
>>385649720
You have to be wrong. You just have to be. One day I will lose my shins in an "accident" and I will finally be short enough to have my tall/giant waifu.
>>385651625
I'm 4'6, how many times will i need to do this to get 6'0?
>>385651625
what the fuck. please tell me no one has ever actually had this shit done.
WHY
>>385651113
I'm 5'11 myself and I'm almost a full manlet and I do live in Italy
I have bad news for us anon...
How big of a height difference is too much?
>>385651402
I'm 6'1, not even tall and I would like to hang out with a cute 6'1 girl but it's litteraly non-existent. So fuck yourself in the ass and buy fallout 4 you gay boy
>>385651905
If you cant touch the top of her head delet
>>385651630
Have you ever considered it's your own personal standards being too high? If you seriously care about virginity, just join a church and find a girl there. You won't magically have a "pure" girl walk into your life while you waste away in your bedroom posting on 4chan, you fucking weakling. Stop making excuses and fix that insecurity instead of feels-posting and hosting pity parties because you're scared of being seen as inferior in everyone's eyes. Put some fucking pride in yourself, nobody cares if you fail as long as you own it and recognize your own shortcomings. Hiding from your problems and then wanting everything to fix itself on its own is a highway to failure.
>>385651912
Don't date anything below 5'7, you will find the shiny someday.
Also don't date those girls that wear like 10 inches of heels.
>Tfw tall wyman are my fetish and find this thread
>>385651625
Wouldn't that cause irreversible damage?
>>385651630
stop being a fucking loser wanting some perfect anime chick like jesus christ you people shit aint binary youre not gonna find some pretty fuck hog that puts up with your dumb nerd bullshit
>>385651625
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's like watching someone kicked in the balls
>>385652028
>Have you ever considered it's your own personal standards being too high?
No we live in a society where it can never be a problem with me it always has to be an issue with (((((them)))). Self reflection is a lost art.
>>385651912
>tfw 6'2 hanging out with my 6'2 ex right now
get cucked
>>385651734
Tinder is just a cesspool of vapid men and women who are addicted to one-night stands now. It's a good containment app for those who aren't looking for long-term relationships.
Also, there isn't a stigma against online dating anymore, seeing as it's far cheaper than either getting a professional dating service and far more convenient than going on blind dates.
>>385652028
we need more anons like you. pity party enabling is a cancer on this site
>>385650861
>>385651128
I'm 19, 5'7", in an open LDR and fuck plenty of girls on the side at home. I don't really know how I do it to be fair, and I have days where I'm insecure because I'm short and not in great shape and look young, but just going downtown or taking risks on Tinder almost always pays off.
>>385651805
There was a really horrifying screencap of a long tl;dr from red.dit, /r/short or somesuch, of a guy who did it. He gave monthly updates in one big post, and basically it involved 1 year of pain and disability before he was cleared to even jog short distances, he can't run without pain and can never carry significant weight around
And another which wasn't as successful where he was in tears after several months of no improvement and being in a wheelchair and probably won't walk again, had the operation done in India (I think Asia has almost all the doctors who will do this)
I think tinder has cool people but you really need to dig a bit before finding them, a lot of people use it because they can't find decent people somewhere else, granted only 2 out of 10 girls are not braindead but still worth a shot.
Just know when to quit when you found a vapid girl.
>>385652219
Tall girls aren't that rare, cute one are. They're always nerdy sticc
>>385652416
>expecting any decent human being to use tinder
>>385651905
I don't understand. Rephrase the question, keeping in mind that patrician taste dictates that taller = better. 200cm? Great. 200m? Even better. 2000km? Don't stop there!
>>385652416
Honestly, it's super easy to tell which ones aren't worth the time. If they have any mention of Netflix in their profiles, they barely have any interests to begin with and mostly emulate what makes others attractive.
>>385652485
>expecting a decent human to use 4chan
stop being accusatory
>>385651912
>I'm 6'1, not even tall
Please stop...
>>385652028
>Have you ever considered it's your own personal standards being too high?
Yes
>just join a church and find a girl there
But I'm an atheist. Non-fedora kind but I still stay away from that.
>You won't magically have a "pure" girl walk into your life while you waste away in your bedroom posting on 4chan
But... I like the instant gratification of having that red "!" pop up on my tab...
>>385652028
>>385652174
>you fucking weakling
>dumb nerd
d-do not bully people, it's not right
>>385652309
>I'm insecure because I'm short and not in great shape
You're only short and have a beer belly probably.
You don't know what it's like to be short, have phimosis and manboobs with huge nipples because of a hormonal disorder.
It's not only being short...
Guys im like boardering on midget short but pass that critera by a couple inches, how do i get a tall girl?
Will they reject me just on height alone? fellow manlets pls help
>>385652476
>complaining about them being nerdy as you're posting on 4chan
I mean, so am I but I also just had pizza and watched Drive
>>385652590
>You don't know what it's like to be short, have phimosis and manboobs with huge nipples because of a hormonal disorder.
First off, you type l-l-like a stammering faggot beta.
Lose weight and stop eating junk.
Fix your goddamn life, jeez
>>385652613
Are you a boring person? don't try.
Are you a nice person? give it a try, worst thing that will happen to you is getting rejected.
Once you date tall girls you won't date small girls again, talls girls are nice and you don't have to deal with the massive egos of short girls.
>>385651625
I would be screaming IRL is other people were not in the building. What the actual, factual fuck? Who, why?
>>385652735
Do you even understand what I just said? If I could get rid of this tits with only exercise I would've done it ages ago. Fuck you.
>>385627206
SPOOKY SCARY SKELINGTON
>>385652028
>just join a church and find a girl there
>tfw christian
>can't enter any church with girls in mind without feeling guilty
How can I do now ?
>think I am roughly 6'0"
>everybody around my height claims 5'11" - 6'1"
>people normally guess my height to be around 6'0"
>get bored and measure myself recently
>A fraction over 5'10"
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>385652590
>short
>manboobs
Your only option is to become a trap, anon. You're already halfway there.
>>385651805
The Lead singer from Weezer did this, his, right leg I think? was shorter than the left one
>>385652878
>feeling guilty about that
>not feeling guilty about the shit you find here everyday
>>385652613
If you're that worried about your height, yes, they will reject you because you carry no confidence. There was a 5'3" guy in my senior year of high school that ended up marrying a 5'11" woman and they have two kids now, but you want to know why he got it? Because he was the coolest motherfucker that didn't get mad, but held his head high and was possibly the most well-adjusted, mature person out of anyone at our graduation.
People who worry about their height tend to be very boring people with no motivation or drive to do anything at all in their lives. This is true for both lanklets, who use it as their main selling point because they don't have anything else, or manlets, who bitch about their insecurities.
>>385652918
I'm not a faggot. I will never agree with faggots. Fuck you for being a faggot.
Reconsider your life.
>>385652878
Christian girls aren't virgins
>>385652843
Oh, so you're implying you are still a whiny, unattractive, pathetic, lazy sack of shit? Tell me ONE good reason why ANY girl should date you. Because frankly, I don't see any.
Fuck you, cunt. I hate whiny people like you. You don't do ANYTHING to fix your god damn life (saving up for surgery, losing weight, working on your social skills, getting a job/going to school), and would rather have anonymous people on 4chan comfort your whiny ass instead. Get bent.
>>385652907
The 6'0 club will remember you as a manlet hero
>>385653028
I refuse to talk to anyone who uses emojis.
>>385652476
Feed the nerd and make her work out, turn her into an amazon
>>385653160
>>385651791
He's both right and wrong as far as I'm concerned. Just because they're taller than me doesn't make them really tall if it's only by say an inch or two. Your eyes compare them to the environment itself and realize this.
But at the same time, as long as they're taller it doesn't really matter to my dick.
>>385649605
>>385651889
You wish, spaghettinigger. I was in Italy just two months ago and I only saw maybe two guys who even approached my height.
t. 6'3 Murican
>>385653037
>Tell me ONE good reason why ANY girl should date you
>Because frankly, I don't see any
I don't either.
>You don't do ANYTHING to fix your god damn life
>would rather have anonymous people on 4chan comfort your whiny ass
That's what this place is for. Videogames are just a facade.
In fact if you don't have crippling depression you shouldn't even be here. Go back to Facebook.
>>385652878
>Be Catholic growing up
>Go to church every sunday
>turn 18
>qts EVERYWHERE
>Literally all the same aged girls are atleast a 7
>Peace be with you part
>8/10 super qt, white, black hair
>"Peace be with you... what's your name?"
>"A-anon... y-yours?"
>Karla
>smiles
>"Nice meeting you Anon"
>autistically wait for her outside church
>Wave her goodbye
>Never see her again
>Stop going to church
>>385653215
i want her to crush my dick with those thighs
>>385653028
You could sit on her butt like a seat it sticks so far out
>>385627006
I bet her girliepoops are 12" minimum.
>>385653291
>In fact if you don't have crippling depression you shouldn't even be here
This man knows the truth
>>385653160
>>385627206
OMG sause please!
>>385653232
How many calories per day does it take to sustain that thing?
>>385653215
This isn't as fun as it looks.
I payed 100 Euros for an hour and she accidentaly broke my collar bone
>>385652590
Listen. Your view of "pure" women has been fed to you through osmosis of environment, be it anime or the fact that you want a girl who could be found in a nunnery. People have been fucking around since before they could speak or work out concepts like marriage or loyalty into their speech. Women who have had sex before aren't "tainted" so much as a guy who's jacked off to random pictures of women he has never met before or doesn't even exist to begin with. Is that other physical body being there that much of a personal barricade? Is it not the fact that you're scared of personal intimacy yourself and not the fact that it's been shared before? Think about it carefully.
>>385652878
Mate, you're on 4chan. If you feel guilty about dating other religious women in a shared religious setting, you need to get your priorities straight.
>>385653291
I'm glad I'm not as pathetic as you.
>>385653215
how do you not get erect on that moment?
>>385653215
>resting his hand on her ass in the last second
he knew what he was doingI would have done the same
>>385653414
I'm not sure about the math but I'm pretty sure it comes out to be a hell of a lot of semen.
>>385653093
S-same height as Sean Bean at least
>>385653215
Is that Todd?
>>385653326
At least there are qts in yours. I think I'm the only person in his 20s to go in my church. Age range is like 0-13 and 45-90, haha
>>385653730
>Age range is like 0-13
I fail to see the problem here
>>385635810
HAHAHA. This is fucking gold.
Any online dating stuff like Tinder is way more useful if you live near a major urban area. That said, as you get older you will start to see a lot more damaged goods. At all ages you will see girls who do not have any apparent source of income worth anything but still have pictures taken all over the world and their profile claims they want to travel. Gee, I wonder who is paying for that shit?
A few tips for you guys who are interested in online dating.
>Less is more for questions answered
Only answer dealbreakers for you. The more you answer, the more someone looking through your shit can nitpick. Also answer "safe" questions like, "Which is bigger, the sun or the earth?" which will raise your match % with others.
>Do not give a shit
This is hard to do, but when meeting a girl, go in with the knowledge it isn't going to work out and you're there to eat some interesting food and pick someone's brain. You'll be a lot more successful.
>Send a message that shows you've read their profile but is open-ended so they actually have to put more than a sentence in
>Gauge by their response if you need to immediately ask them out or they want to talk based on how talkative they are (most people online have zero social skills in writing and are not interested in going back and forth)
>Get rid of negative shit
It's a big turnoff if you list things you don't like or complain. Stay positive and own yourself.
>>385653730
Most people in that age bracket who are religious are using sites like ChristianMingle.
>>385644102
>we could have lived in a world where Jade did porn
Fuck this gay earth
>>385653730
>13 year olds
thats wife material right there anon
>>385653730
>tfw everyone in my age group moved away or stopped going once they hit around 20.
There was like only 10 people in our youth group to begin with but at least I didn't feel like the odd one out.
>>385653215
Holy shit, i have some skinny legs, but that guy has skeleton legs with skin over them
>>385653887
I've thought about using Tinder, but my coworker tells me he only uses it for fucks and one night stands and that finding a real relationship is hard because 99% of profiles are bots.
I'm 27 so I've hit that age where I can't find a young pure girl anymore but I don't get out much to meet anyone either. Is Tinder really my only option at this point?
>>385653919
>ChristianMingle.
ITT: Single moms and women that have been to prison
>>385633934
>>385645368
Fetishes aside most humans looks for those proportions. In your teens you look for smaller frames but once you reach a certain size and age you looks for more plump females to reproduce with. It's 300000 years of human evolution and instinct talking. Not sawing you can't find another preference but majority is that. Super Sonico like the ancient carving is an ideal female for breeding.
>>385653919
>ChristianMingle
This will never not be funny
>>385654158
>legoman.jpg
>>385649161
>>385649401
Worse is they say they have no money and actually fucking travel twice a year yet takes me over a year to save for a two week vacation trip to France.
>>385654225
>It's 300000 years of human evolution and instinct talking.
However it's slowly dying out since we've gotten past that point. Like in the past women would generally go for alpha males with strong physiques whom can hunt and protect them, but now most women would actually rather settle down with a rich dude with executive power even if he's a fat sack of shit.
>>385654172
OKC is actually not terrible if you live in a large city and aren't 100% thirsty. Just take your time, man. It helps a LOT if you are Christian on these websites (I'm not but I notice a lot a lot of profiles that include "God is my life" and I personally avoid them. It's obvious they have trouble finding someone as super-religious as them willing to wait it out and be pure. So there you go).
Also, you're 27. You can find young college girls easily on places like Tinder/OKC, but dude, it isn't worth it. Date 23 and up. People's lives change a ton after graduating college and young girls are easy to fuck but are clingy as shit.
>>385649161
>I'm unemployed and I like to travel
How? I have a job yet I've never been able to afford to even go to the beach. I've never even seen it in person.
>>385651625
>>385651805
Jesus fuck people do this for height reasons??? Its like Gattica but worse.
>>385652962
If it's for balance and medical reasons yes i understand but fuck.
>>385654172
How does one benefit from putting a bot on Tinder?
>>385654416
That's still playing into human evolution and instinct. Women are not all going to be looking for muscles because muscles are not necessarily power. Wealth and control is power. Societal position is power. Women are hardwired to seek it out and they have yet to transcend this. The outliers are ones that are intelligent enough to see intellect as power, but they are a minority.
>>385651905
If porn ever stopped being so stereotypical, racist as fuck and had actual fetishes from the 21st century it would be actually enjoyable but nope.
>>385649605
>>385653919
>>385654198
>>385654229
Pfft, Christian Mingle? You are like little baby. Watch this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzAwU_1JzYI
All of the ads are pretty funny, though perhaps not intentionally.
>>385654697
spam adds and collect dick pics
just generally annoying things
>>385653534
sean bean dies in nearly film he's in, probably because he's a manlet tier star at 6'0" literal fucking halflings outlive him in perhaps his biggest role. I'm sorry you're only as tall as sean bean
>>385653028
This double poop never fail to make me laugh when I see that ass
>>385654714
>Women are not all going to be looking for muscles because muscles are not necessarily power.
However that has been the case millenias now. Muscles = strong = hunt = protect against threats.
It's only very recently in human history that we've reached the point where a man's physical build isn't as important anymore since we've worked out safe societies.
>>385636864
Monica Santhiago
>>385654801
Damn dude as ridiculous as this is, I love when cunts get what they deserve. 10/10
>>385654714
I'm pretty fit and a lot of girls are really into it man. You can downplay it all you want, but it's still definitely a large factor for a lot of women.
>>385654497
>if you are Christian on these websites
wut? Like practicing christian that goes to church every sunday or just """christian"""?
>>385631390
I fucking died
>>385627206
>>385650327
>goth girl
Where
>>385654497
I feel like 27 is too late to start dating younger women, but you might be right. I think I need to work out more and stop being overweight then I'll try for online dating.
Thanks, Anon.
>>385655236
I never said it wasn't still important to most. All I was responding to was some dude who said it didn't matter at all because women love money as much as muscles.
>>385655027
If by "very recently" you mean when personal property became a thing, sure.
>>385655243
If you are willing to go to church with the girls who very obviously do as it's how they are defining themselves, I think you're fine. That or if you can play along and have a corruption fetish.
>>385655541
Do both at the same time dude. Also unlike what /fit/ will tell you, I'm going to tell you that tightening up your diet and getting yourself an indoor bike is the way to lose weight (not get muscular). You can bike and play vidya at the same time. It's an easy way to get in 10-20 miles.
>>385651582
Everyone has adam's apples. It's just more pronounced in men.
>>385627107
lol, lankets btfo
all women around me are taller than me
>>385655803
I don't know man, /fit/ told me biking or jogging won't really help me lose weight as that has more to do with my calorie managing and I should bulk up at the gym anyways.
>>385655803
I don't go on /fit/ because they're mostly gay or retarded. But anyone with actual fitness knowledge will say that diet is 95% of weight loss. Biking is also a good supplement.
>>385655908
what about bulges?
>>385649161
mah dick
>>385629142
>>385656060
A pelvic bulge? Yes.why am I not surprised shitposters have never explored a women's body?
>>385651905
THICK
>>385633676
DAT HEALTH
i love when good looking chubs where bikinis
>>385656021
>/a/ told me that anime is good
>>385627006
Toddler is embarrased. How can that be possible? He's like 6' 3" tall. Must be something to do with the drinking water or vaccinations.
>>385653730
>Age range is like 0-13
>>385656037
>>385656021
Diet is most of it, yes. /fit/ will tell you cardio hurts your muscle gains, which is probably true. However, I'm suggesting cardio because indoor biking is a great gateway to physical fitness.
>don't have to go anywhere
>can play vidya at the same time which makes it go by much faster
>cheap to get into
I could get into diet as well, but this isn't the place. I will say if there's any advice, it's to not go totally "cold turkey" on anything you enjoy. Just have less of it less often. That if you like soda, try sparkling water or topo chico. Cutting out soda is such an easy way to cut calories.
>>385656476
Why do fatfags try to use words like "health" to describe being fat which is unhealthy?
>>385656661
If you're going to get into fitness I would personally advise against /fit/.
>>385656814
because people only understand things in extremes. you're either a "healthy" weight or a "skeleton" to these folk.
video games amirite?
>>385656814
Reminder that a fatfag that eats well & excercises is healthier than a bonefag that doesn't do either and still thinks he's got a clean bill of health.
>>385656987
a fatfag that exercises and eats well is no longer going to be a fatfag, you retard. they're going to be normal. jesus fuck, >>385656814 >>385656939 see what I'm saying? extremes only, final destination.
>>385656661
Eating in pans / drinking from the bottle is very good too. You're eating / drinking a bit less than when you're filling a plate / glass
>>385656987
Ok, but he won't be fat very long if he does that.
>>385656939
Yeah, I'm going to pretend it's ironic like calling a huge buff guy tiny.
>>385653160
same, if someone texts me using an emoji I ignore it
>>385653215
Lol dude could easily be broken in half. Even I can with half strength.
>>385656893
This, reminder that it's 4chan. Look at how people here can't agree about if a single game is good for various reason
>>385657092
>>385657195
>fatfag that exercises & eats won't be fat
Yes, yes they will.
People are built differently and two people doing the exact same routine & eating the exact same diet will NOT look exactly the same.
This is basic biological shit.
They'll be thinner than they otherwise would be, -that's fucking key-, but some people won't turn into thinfags unless they commit to drastic changes.
>>385651630
>not interested in non-virgins
>not interested in older women
>not interested in women my age
Dude your standards are way too fucking high. Take it from someone who's 22 and only lost my virginity 6 months ago. The girl I'm dating is the sweetest kindest person I know and she was totally up front with me and said she'd been in 3 relationships in total. SHE DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK THAT I WAS A 22 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. Honestly anon, the only kind women that care are giant sluts and bitchy cunts so even if they make fun of your virginity it just confimrs they're horrible people.
If you're going to take anything from this it's that a girl who's good girlfriend material wont give a shit that you're short or a virgin.
>>385653291
I like your honesty Anon. We need more people that know our culture to be on the board than some morality cucks.
>>385649401
I'm unemployed and I like to travel
>>385657426
Most studies show that the caloric difference between individuals is very small actually. People are just awful at knowing what they eat. Maybe your definition of "eating well" is just having a diet soda instead of a regular one, but that's not eating well.
>>385653215
requesting the other wrestling webm with a skeleton getting handled by a girl
>>385653291
Fuck off. The board you're looking for is called /r9k/.
>>385657426
>>People are built differently and two people doing the exact same routine & eating the exact same diet will NOT look exactly the same.
>This is basic biological shit.
No, it's debunked science from the 70s. Barring extreme height differences and people with metabolic or digestive disorders, 2 people following the same regime will have an almost identical weight.
>>385657493
I don't think you got it : he doesn't care about older women because there's a high chance they're not virgin
>>385643978
I stole your joke.
>>>/tv/85659588
>>385651438
Huh, glad I live in a college town
>>385650861
lmao, you fucking loser, kill yourself already.
>>385656661
What website can I go to that has a daily plan/guide on how to lose weight? I feel like I need to have something concrete in front of me or else I'll just relapse since "eating less" is too vague.
>>385627006
You can literally hear Toddler's big ego shattering into small pieces. He's trying to float himself up with this double side stepping and he's embarrased.
How can be guy in his 40s be so insecure? I'm a manlet but I don't give a fuck. I once dated girl who was 6 feet tall and the sex was great because I was able to use lot of force to manipulate her in bed. There are some advantages being smaller than other men but that depends entirely of your own attitude.
Toddler doesn't have a chance.
>>385656021
Managing your calories and biking both have the same effect.
Determine your TDEE at sedentary activity level; your TDEE is the (estimated) amount of calories you need to maintain your weight. Eat at a minor deficit every day. I stress minor, most people that fail take this too far. 200 calories under.
Learn to read food labels and track what you're putting in your body. EVERYTHING you put into your body. For example, half-and-half in your coffee will add 100 calories, easily. Factor in butter on your potatoes, dressing on your salad, etc.
Biking will serve to expend additional calories, nothing more in regards to weight loss. Cardio activities do have heart health and brain health benefits, however, so I certainly wouldn't discourage them. Heavy weight lifting will burn more calories and burn them faster in that same time frame, though.
Weigh yourself weekly, not daily, and keep a log so you can chart your progress. You'll see too much variance on a day-to-day basis that will throw off your perception of progress, when in reality it reflects how much water you've had, when you last took a shit, etc. It's not quick. Slow and steady will lead you to success, however. Continually reevaluate your TDEE as you lose weight and keep stepping it down.
The /fit/ sticky has a lot of good info and it's all sourced by published medical articles. You'll have to use an internet archive to pull up the dead links, however. If you choose you browse /fit/, spend plenty of time lurking so you can learn to filter out memes from reality and idiots from people that know what they're talking about.
>>385651734
I use it for easy BJs. But I'm one of the lucky few who actually matches with most girls
>>385636886
>tfw autistic and a manlet
>>385641674
there's no mark on the floor
>>385657962
You don't need a fucking plan. Weigh out what you usually eat, check the packet and work out your calorie consumption. Then cut the portion size to a sensible amount, now your food lasts longer and you lose weight with no fucking effort.
>>385657962
myfitnesspal worked for my brother. Put in your information accurately then log everything you eat. He lose 60-80 lbs I forget.
>>385627006
who is this fucking goddess
>>385636886
Social skills are called skills for a reason. Just work on them and you'll be fine.
>>385658029
>>385658271
Okay, I'll read the guide on /fit/ and start from there. Thanks Anons!
My biggest problem is that I love eating food. I once tried to go a week eating salads like my coworkers, but on the 4th day I broke down and went back to Texmex/Chinese Food. I can't stand eating salads since I'm never full and they're almost as expensive as cheap fast food for some reason.
>>385657962
I didn't need this so I can't really help you. Either look up a calorie tracker or try a program like weight watchers just for their resources (not their cookies and shit, but their "point" system is essentially just a calorie tracker). If you cook, this simplifies this by a ton. And let me tell you, Anon, most women our age can't cook. Acquire some skills there. Even doing simple as fuck meals can make a huge difference
>chicken thigh, bone-in skin on
>quarter some brussels sprouts
>season however you want, put a tiny bit of oil
>throw it in an oven-safe skillet on 350
>sprouts will be roasted when the thigh is done
E-Z, tastes good, easy to portion. Cooking is not nearly as difficult as people make it out to be. Just follow directions and use common sense.
>>385658441
>they're almost as expensive as cheap fast food
This. I don't know why I would use my money to buy something that's clearly inferior.So I don't eat at all
>>385658441
Just stick to the sticky. The board itself is pretty garbage. Think of how shitty the opinion and knowledge the average /v/ goer has. /fit/ is the same. And they work out about as often as /v/ plays video games.