HE LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG

>>385624742
He broke the law numerous times. Also he's a self confessed cuck.

Lying greedy son of a bitch I shot his punk ass

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GTA V singleplayer is unironically the worst story in gaming, so fucking bad and laughable.

>>385624912
>not killing Trevor

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He's the GTA equivalent of Tony Soprano.

>>385625251
this, the similarities are way too obvious

>>385625101
You can tell the writers thought they were really smart, but it ended up being tryhard and amateurish. It reminds me of Kingsman.

>>385624805
he cucked his wife first

>>385625387
>the writers thought they were really smart, but it ended up being tryhard and amateurish

Honestly, this can also be applied to IV and SA

>>385624742

he raised a son that wasn't his

>>385625645
Also, the half-baked satire stopped being funny in Vice City. Maybe I'm being nit-picky, but V left a bad taste in my mouth compared to the previous iterations.

>>385626039
Yeah they tried to make almost everything in the game "satire" in GTA V. It gets really tiring seeing something trying to be funny wherever you go and whatever you do in the game. Like I'm fucking sick of unfunny bullshit being put in with every single vehicle they add to the game. E.g. "Seasons will change, fashions will come and go, economies will tank, the wholesome popstars of today will be leaking their own bondage tapes tomorrow - but the GP1 will always remain. This is what defined supercars for a generation, perhaps for all time: as pure and flawless as the smile of a newborn, or a crystal of perfectly refined meth, or the smile of a newborn experiencing perfectly refined meth."

There's about 400 descriptions like that in the game. Who the fuck thinks this shit is funny?

He's a literal cuck
>married a stripper
>knows his wife cheats on him
>still sticks with her

>>385625387
Kingsmen is good though.

>>385626958
so he is /ourguy/ ?

>>385627039
GTA V is better then

He did everything wrong. People in movies and shit who say, "I did the best with what I had" obviously did not. I came from bum-fuck nowhere and had no money, so I moved to a resort town and got a job working at an amusement park for four years before going to college now

People commit petty crime because they are stupid and have high time preference

GTA V is a shit game too

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>>385626958
No, idiot. A cuck is a guy who gets off to his wife cheating on him. Sticking with a bitch you hate for your kids doesn't REALLY count.

>>385624742
>backstabbing
>nothing wrong
Nice try, cuck.

>>385628365
Wrong faggot look up the definition cuckold

>>385628365
Wrong.