POOH BASEBALL

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Ş͉͓t̘̪a͙̻̘ṋ͍͚ͅd̮̭̺̝̱i̳͔͕̭n̷͉̪̙͍̘̫g̮̰̠̣̥̳͡ͅ ̧̪͈b͚y̝̥̙̱̳͚͜

S̛͙͚͓̖̦̩̙͇̈́́͗͒̒͜T͇ͬ̿͂́͡A̹̯͉͖̭̤̗͓ͪ̊͑̂ͤ̽ͤ̔̀͜N̵̳̯̝͍͔̟̥̘̽̓͐̎̈ͨ͐̚Ḏ̸̥̽ͧ̍̎̔̇͆Ì͖̖̦͡N̨̢̗̦̗̣̹̭̮̉̀ͩG͓͓͎̞͑͐ͭ͆͒ ̛̞̹̭͎̤̦̏͗͋̿̄̑̽ͦͅB̶̘̜̜̥̟ͯ͝Y̟̼ͭ̃͐ͣͧͫ̿̉ͬ͝ ̴̘͕̣̜̎̄̐͂ͣ̓̓̾͐̕Ḍ̦̱̯̣͇̥ͭ̊̕͘ͅE̢͔̗̟͉̫̮͑̊̀̋ͣ̂͗ͦ̔͞Ȃ̖̞̺̜͔̯ͨ̍̂ͧͯ͡ͅT͇̺͔ͤ̈́̂͒̽ͬ͋̚͘͟ͅH̶̝̭̙̱̬̭̦̜͛̓,̛̫̩̘͇͖̯̠̑̍̎ ̹̖̖͙̝͛̐͛͆̃̎͡͝T̢̠͐̃̏̈ͬ̀̄̈́̈Ö͔͈̗̳͇͇́ͯ̓̓ͮ̈́ͮ͐͠O̢̪̠ͤ͗̋ͧ͡ ̧̛̠̫͎̔͑̋͋L̡̼̹̜̣͇ͯ̎̀̐̆̐̋Â̸̻͓̤͇̞ͬ͡T͖̫͍̎ͬͪ̃ͩ͆͠͝Ȩ͎̣͍͍͙̞̾̽͊̂̋̊͂͒̀ ̧̪̫͉̑̊̓͛ͪ͝ ̴̶̳͖͔̹̗ͧ͑̾͞ͅN̼͚̮͍̪̓̐̓ͦͅO̵̫ͫ̉͂̀W̴̻̟͕ͦ̒̔ͮͯ̀,͇̩͙͚͕̮̝̮ͮ͜ ̯̰̻̣̗͓̭ͪ̃T͎̹͕̼͚̥̦̆́̿̎ͧ̇͜͜ͅO̶̡͓̖̦̤̜̱̹̼̎͑̓̈ͭͦ̒͢O̱̩̿̎̍ͦͤ́̀́̚ ̴̧̱ͨͦ̃͘Ḷ̣̝͈͔̀̐̈́̿̆̿̽ͪ͡͝L̬̑̒́͡͠A͈̳̪͚ͧ̌̀̽̓͛ͮ́̚͢T͉ͩ͋̍ͤ͢Ę̶̹͙̻̤̰̱̓͑͐̌ͭ̇ͅͅ

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S̖͔͙̱̰̩̖͙̠̝͓͕̠̓̂̄ͬ̇͌ͭ̄ͣ̋ͯ͂̈ͦŢ̢̦̥̮̝̬̰̻̗͚͑ͯ̇̌͆̀̂͌ͮ͆ͩͨͨͩ̍̄̏̚͢O̯̪̜͓̠͔͎̣̝̩̰͙̤̦ͮ̋ͨ͋͋͂̎ͫ̓ͮ͛͗̓̓̐͜Ṗ̧̗̗̖̗͇̉̓ͮͦ͊̒͆ͨ̎̎͆̍̆̕͘ ̴̴̨̱̫̦̖̹̳͓͍̹̖͓̹̔͗̂̐ͭ̔ͫͨ͡H̵̶͙̭̜͗ͣ͐ͦͧͣ̒ͪͦ̈́ͯ͌̉́ͅĮ̩͎͓̼̠̥͐̌ͧ̎̑͑͆͐͑̇̀ͯ̈́̓̏̎̀̀̕͢M̶̨̡̡͓͇̖͙̩̦̼̪ͩ͐̈̂̇͂͛̈́̋ͧ́̓̄ͫ̿̐ͅ

Silly old bear.

this is actually my favourite forced vidya meme

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>385624565
>tfw still stuck on tiger
it just too tiresome

>>385624958

I got to Owl. Fuck Owl.

Whilst investigating the death of a local trying to beat god, a Silly Baseball player called Winnie the Pooh uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, Big Baseball circulating throughout Baseball Court. As soon as anyone uses the Baseball, he or she has exactly 5 days left to live. 1/?

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look Distorted. A marked person feels like a Silly Bear to touch.
Winnie the gets hold of the Baseball, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: an Old Owl balancing on a Cuck trying to beat god, an old newspaper headline about a Missed the ball accident, a hooded tigger ranting about Dick and a drinking well located in a Happy place.

>>385625353
>>385625272
When Winnie the notices his arm have Bear-like properties, he realises that the curse of the Big Baseball is true and calls in his worked in the military, a cockSucker called Anon The fagget, to help.

Anon examines the Baseball and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the Old Owl balancing on a Cuck trying to beat god particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death. 3/?

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>>385625434
Winnie the and Anon pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded tigger. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
The end